Subj : Tuesday Briefing
To   : Dan Cross
From : Lee Lofaso
Date : Thu Apr 09 2020 04:25 am

Hello Dan,

>AT>Did anyone notice the reporter at today's Coronavirus briefing AT>trying
> to complain about the side-effects of life-saving AT>coronavirus drugs?
>
>Where did you go to medical school?

Dr. Donald J. Trump went to Trump University.
Not sure how many students graduated, or even
if the university was accredited.  Not that
it matters.

>There is no evidence that those drugs are "life-saving"
>with respect to conoravirus.  All that Trump's dipshittery
>has done here is cause a run on them, so that the people
>who actually NEED them for things that they're known to
>work for (like Lupus) can't get them.  And then people
>will take them and possibly kill themselves.

Doesn't matter.  Dr. Trump says those drugs are good for you.

>But the illogic scenario is this: 100 people get COVID-19
>and with no pharmacological intervention, on average 1 of
>them will die as a result.  99 will live.

If only that 1 person had taken Dr. Trump's advice ...

>Now, 100 people will get COVID-19 and take Dr Trump's
>magical snake oil.  On average, 1 will still die of COVID-19
>or its complications.  Another will die from the side
>effects of said snakeoil.  But now 98 will walk around
>claiming that they were cured! by Dr Trump.

If only those 2 people had taken Dr. Trump's advice ...

>Without an actual study to show the efficacy of the drug,
>that's how it happens.

Dr. Trump says those drugs are good for you.  Nothing else matters.

>AT>She kept insisting: "You don't know what the side-effects will AT>be like
> for the patients." & Trump was like "Well I know that one AT>side-effect is
> living instead of dying."
>
>The president of the American Medical Association disagrees
>with the guy who started a fake university.  Who are you
>going to side with?

Fake news! Fake news! Dr. Trump says those drugs are good for you!
At today's campaign event, Dr. Trump was hawking zinc as the new
wonder drug for coronavirus.  And to think, no prescription needed.
Oh, what a guy!  Now watch how fast zinc sells out in stores and
online.  Better hurry and get your stash now, before it is too late!

--Lee

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