Subj : Jokes for musicians
To   : all
From : Finnigann
Date : Thu Dec 21 2000 12:42 am

Starting Your Day On The Right Note, or Slamming Your Garage Band

A guitar player and a drummer are walking down the street.
They walk past this bar... well, it could happen.

Q: What's the definition of Perfect Pitch?
A: When you toss a banjo into a dumpster and it hits an accordion.

Q: How do you know when there's a harmonica player at the door?
A: He doesn't have the key, he just comes in whenever the hell he feels like it.

Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless!

Q: What do you call 1,695 violins at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

For more jokes, click Joke-Of-The-Day.com



                           
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