Subj : Mystic Pi Year of the Rabbit
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From : Mystic Pi BBS
Date : Wed Mar 08 2023 02:02 am

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/ I have a box of telephone rings under   \
| my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open   |
| it up a little bit, and I get a phone   |
| call. One day I dropped the box all     |
| over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop |
| ringing. I had to get it disconnected.  |
| So I got a new phone. I didn't have     |
| much money, so I had to get an          |
| irregular. It doesn't have a five. I    |
| ran into a friend of mine on the street |
| the other day. He said why don't you    |
| give me a call. I told him I can't call |
| everybody I want to anymore, my phone   |
| doesn't have a five. He asked how long  |
| had it been that way. I said I didn't   |
| know -- my calendar doesn't have any    |
| sevens.                                 |
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\ -- Steven Wright                        /
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