Subj : Mystic Pi Year of the Rabbit
To   : All
From : Mystic Pi BBS
Date : Sat Sep 30 2023 02:02 am

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/ Our congratulations go to a Burlington  \
| Vermont civilian employee of the local  |
| Army National Guard base. He recently   |
| received a substational cash award from |
| our government for inventing a device   |
| for optical scanning. His device        |
| reportedly will save the government     |
| more than $6 million a year by          |
| replacing a more expensive helicopter   |
| maintenance tool with his own,          |
| home-made, hand-held model.             |
|                                         |
| Not suprisingly, we also have a couple  |
| of money-saving ideas that we submit to |
| the Pentagon free of charge:            |
|                                         |
| (a) Don't kill anybody.                 |
|                                         |
| (b) Don't build things that do.         |
|                                         |
| (c) And don't pay other people to kill  |
| anybody.                                |
|                                         |
| We expect annual savings to be in the   |
| billions.                               |
|                                         |
\ -- Sojourners                           /
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