Subj : controversy!
To   : Dr. What
From : niter3
Date : Thu May 16 2024 12:23 pm

 DW> Bringing us back to the "ketchup topic"....
 DW> 
 DW> Back in college, I had a roommate who was... let's say "acted like he
 DW> had had a frontal lobotomy", to be nice.  I.e. he couldn't think ahead.
 DW> 
 DW> Every week, I would get pizza fixings - just a crust/sauce combo, cheese
 DW> and toppings - make a big pizza, eat a slice or 2 then put the rest in
 DW> the fridge for later that week.
 DW> 
 DW> He decided that he wanted to do the same thing.  So he bought a crust
 DW> mix.  That's all.
 DW> 
 DW> After the crust is made, oiled and spread out in the pan, and the oven
 DW> pre-heating, he opens the fridge and says "there's no sauce".  Like the
 DW> fridge was a magic box like the Room of Requirement from Harry Potter. 
 DW> So he used ketchup (see what I did there?).
 DW> 
 DW> Then he opens the fridge back up and says "there's no pizza cheese". 
 DW> Why he thought that pizza cheese would magically appear since the last
 DW> time he looked, I have no idea.  Now my grandma had given us some of
 DW> that gov't cheese - which tastes great on grilled cheese.  So he grated
 DW> some of that on to his ketchup covered pizza dough.
 DW> 
 DW> And third time's the charm, he opens the magic food box back up only to
 DW> complain that there were no pizza toppings.  No substitute here.  He
 DW> puts his processed american cheese topped, ketchup covered, pizza into
 DW> the oven.
 DW> 
 DW> Needless to say, it did **not** turn out to be a good pizza.  And he
 DW> complained how his pizza didn't turn out like mine.

Was he high? :D

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A49 2023/04/30 (Linux/64)
 * Origin: Clutch BBS * telnet://clutchbbs.com (21:1/199)

.