The cloud is boring, kill me

I'm a system programmer.  I know my posix quite well,
and obscure corners of the operating system where I've
found interesting details and shit.

I'm spending 80% of my day-job time in poking around on
stupid HTTP APIs, reading json and trying to figure out
why some little lights do not turn correctly.  What a
waste of time.

I can barely remember the last time I had fun.