FINGER PORTAL TO WORDPRESS BLOG
2022-11-17
FINGER PRIMER
The finger protocol, first standardised way back in 1977, is a lightweight
directory system for querying resources on a local or remote shared system.
Despite barely being used today, it's so well-established that virtually every
modern desktop operating system - Windows, MacOS, Linux etc. - comes with a
copy of finger, giving it a similar ubiquity to web browsers! (If you haven't
yet, give it a go.)
If you were using a shared UNIX-like system in the 1970s through 1990s, you
might run finger to see who else was logged on at the same time as you, finger
chris to get more information about Chris, or finger alice@example.net to look
up the details of Alice on the server example.net. Its ability to transcend
the boundaries of different systems meant that it was, after a fashion, an
example of an early decentralised social network!
I first actively used finger when I was a student at Aberystwyth University.
The shared central computers osfa and osfb supported it in what was a pretty
typical way: users could add a .plan and/or .project file to their home
directory and the contents of these would be output to anybody using finger to
look up that user, along with other information like what department they
belonged to. I'm simulating from memory so this won't be remotely accurate,
but broadly speaking it looked a little like this -
$ finger dlq9@aber.ac.uk
Login: dlq9 Name: Dan Q
Directory: /users/9/d/dlq9 Department: Computer Science
Project:
Working on my BEng Software Engineering.
Plan:
_______
---' ____)____
______) Finger me!
_____)
(____)
---.__(___)
It's not just about a directory of people, though: you could finger printers
to see what their queues were like, finger a time server to ask what time it
was, finger a vending machine to see what drinks it had available... even
finger for a weather forecast where you are (this one still works as shown
below; try it for your own location!) -
$ finger oxford@graph.no
-= Meteogram for Oxford, Oxfordshire, England, United Kingdom =-
'C Rain (mm)
12
11
10 ^^^=--=--
9^^^ ===
8 ^^^=== ====== ^^^
7 ====== ===============^^^ =--
6 =--=-----
5
4
3 | | | | | | | 1 mm
17 18 19 20 21 22 23 18/11 02 03 04 05 06 07_08_09_10_11_12_13_14 Hour
W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W Wind dir.
6 6 7 7 7 7 7 7 6 6 6 5 5 4 4 4 4 5 6 6 5 5 Wind(m/s)
Legend left axis: - Sunny ^ Scattered = Clouded =V= Thunder # Fog
Legend right axis: | Rain ! Sleet * Snow
If you'd just like to play with finger, then finger.farm is a great starting
point. They provide free finger hosting and they're easy to use (try finger
dan@finger.farm to find me!). But I had something bigger in mind...
FINGERING WORDPRESS
What if you could finger my blog. I.e. if you ran finger blog@danq.me you'd
see a summary of some of my recent posts, along with additional addresses you
could finger to read the full content of each. This could be the world's first
finger-to-WordPress gateway; y'know, for if you thought the world needed such
a thing. Here's how I did it:
* Installed efingerd; I'm using the Debian binaries.
* Opened a hole in the firewall on port 79 so the outside world could access
it (ufw allow 1965; utf reload).
* The default configuration for efingerd acts like a "typical" finger server,
but it's highly programmable to make it "smarter". I:
Blanked /etc/efingerd/list to prevent any output from "listing" the
server (finger @danq.me).
Replaced the contents of /etc/efingerd/list and
/etc/efingerd/nouser(which are run when a request matches, or doesn't match, a
user account name) with a call to my script:
/usr/local/bin/finger-to-wordpress "$3". $3 holds the username that was
requested, so we can act on it.
Created /usr/local/bin/finger-to-wordpress - a Ruby program that either
(a) lists a selection of posts or (b) returns a specific post (stripping the
HTML tags)
(IMG) Screenshot showing finger blog@danq.me
In future, I might use some extra tags or metadata to enhance finger-friendly
WordPress posts. The infrastructure's in place already (I already have tags
that I use to make certain kinds of content available only via certain media -
shh!). You might rightly as what the point is of this entire enterprise, of
course, and you'd be well within your rights to ask such a question. But I
think the best answer available is "because Dan".
(IMG) Screenshot showing finger wp-finger@danq.me
If you want to see my blog in a whole new way, give it a go: run finger
blog@danq.me on your computer and follow the instructions.
LINKS
(HTM) RFC742: NAME/FINGER
(HTM) ComputerHope's guide to the finger command
(HTM) Aberystwyth University
(HTM) Story of the Coke Vending Machine that answered to Finger.
(HTM) Finger.farm
(HTM) WordPress
(HTM) efingerd repository from Debian
(HTM) Source code of my program that routes efingerd requests to WordPress