Subj : Butcher of Tehran RIP
To   : Dmitry Protasoff
From : Lee Lofaso
Date : Wed May 22 2024 08:35 pm

Hello Dmitry,

 LL>> Due to the lack of good air transportation, the Butcher of Tehran
 LL>> is dead. And it is all our fault. The Great Satan imposed sanctions
 LL>> in Iran, forcing Iran's president to fly on dilapidated aircraft in
 LL>> order to get around.

 DP> American Bell helicopter! A helicopter made by Satan is a very nice device
 DP> to fly to hell.

You should see the stairway he made to heaven ...

 LL>> I am sure all Fidonet sysops feel the same way concerning the death
 LL>> of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi, and also for all others on board
 LL>> who also perished.

 DP> Yeah, let's drink some beer!

With 72 virgins? That's a lot of beer!

For Life,
Lee

-- 
You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich
people can go to jail.

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