This is a more or less unified collection of verses for "Lily the Pink" I gathered from various places and added some of my own. Start with the chorus and then the introductory verse. Then sing any number of supporting verses in any order you wish. Finish up with the final verse and then sing the chrorus once more, repeating "We'll" thrice before continuing. The last two verses I got from Gra Magree Magoblin's rendition. I'm not sure if I wrote them down right. (Chorus) We'll drink a drink a drink To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink The saviour of the human race For she invented, medicinal compound Most efficacious in every way. Here's a story, a little bit gory, A little bit happy, a little bit sad, Of Lily the Pink and her medicinal compound, And how it slowly drove her to the bad. (final verse) Lily died and went up to Heaven And the church bells they did ring She took with her medicinal compound Hark the herald angels sing. (regular verses) Mr. Frears, had sticky-out ears And it made him awful shy And so they gave him medicinal compound And now he's learning how to fly. Brother Tony, was notably bony He would never eat his meals And so they gave him medicinal compound Now they move him round on wheels. Ebeneezer, thought he was Julius Caesar And so they put him in a Home Where they gave him medicinal compound And now he's Emperor of Rome. Johnny Hammer, had a terrible stammer He could hardly say a word And so they gave him medicinal compound Now he's seen (but never heard)! Auntie Millie, ran willy-nilly When her legs, they did recede And so they rubbed on medicinal compound And now they call her Millipede. Jennifer Eccles, had terrible freckles And the boys all called her names But she changed with medicinal compound And now he joins in all their games. Uncle Paul, was so very small He was the shortest man in town He rubbed himself with medicinal compound Now he weighs just half a pound. Freddie Clinger, was an opera singer, Who could break glasses with his voice they said. So on his tonsils he rubbed medicinal compound, And now they break glasses over his head. Jimmy Huezy drank too much boozy And he vomited all night And he took some medicinal compound And now his head is a bit quite right. Michael Manny, he formed a bandy But they only played one tune And they took some medicinal compound And they floated off to the moon.