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       resolutions
       December 25th, 2018
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       A friend came up with a brilliant way to handle New Year
       resolutions when we were in college. He decided that he would
       resolve to do something or accomplish something that is definitely
       attainable by SOMEONE, just not YOU. It makes for a fun resolution
       that's also kinda hard to come up with. Here's a few we've had
       over the years:
       
       - This year I will break the sound barrier.
       - This year I'll be given the KEY to the CITY!
       - This year I'm going to kiss the Queen of England.
       
       With that in mind, I'd like to let you all know that 2019 is going
       to be an epic year for me. How epic, you ask? Well...
       
       This year, I'm going to be impeached.