* * * * * When I grow up … Via inluminent/weblog [1] I came across two rather funny satires of the advertising industry: “When I grow up …” [2] and The Reel Truth. [3] I found it quite amusing to see kids say things like “I want to be so far removed from the day to day business that I need a crane to pull my bloated head out of my ass,” and “to lay awake at night, writing the Great American novel, that will never get published.” Okay, maybe not that last one then … [1] http://www.inluminent.com/weblog/archives/wanna_work_in_advertising.php#000355 [2] http://helderdefreitas.com/when_i_grow_up_1.mov [3] http://zoomazooma.com/timClips/TH_reeltruth1.html Email author at sean@conman.org .