* * * * * I still suspect he's paying too much for his airline travel … > I am a furloughed airline employee recently laid off due to service > cutbacks. Bad news? No, great news! I get to keep my free travel benefits > until the airline decides to rehire me! > > I am passing my good fortune on to you by making this offer: For $500 plus > the actual cost of gas, I will drive your car, van, light truck or RV > (Recreational Vehicle) anywhere in the continental USA or Canada. Since my > return flight costs me nothing, I'll charge you nothing for it. Vehicle > delivery usually in 5 days or less. I'll even take your pets and care for > them along the way! > “National Car Transport Service for $500 plus gas—Pets, too! [1]” Not only does Glenn Campbell live in a car [2], but he's got an unusual job now too. [1] http://www.fastcartransport.com/ [2] gopher://gopher.conman.org/0Phlog:2008/07/14.2 Email author at sean@conman.org .