* * * * * Back when I was a kid, all I had to worry about was the mass extinction of the human race due to global thermonuclear war Bunny and I are out eating dinner at T. B. O. McFlynnagin's and out of the corner of my eye on one of the ubiquitious televisions dotting the place, I saw what appeared to be a “back to school” type commercial but one that turned … dark. I'm normally not one for trigger warnings, but this commercial, which did air because I saw it, is quite graphic. So … you have been warned! [1] It reminds me of the “Daisy” commercial [2], although it's hard to say which one is worse. Perhaps both of them are. [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5ykNZl9mTQ [2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDTBnsqxZ3k Email author at sean@conman.org .