(DIR) 2000/01/01 (TXT) It's the end of the world as we know it (TXT) The garage is over there, but you can't park there … (TXT) V2_OS and other strange brews (TXT) We're Microsoft. We don't have to care. (DIR) 2000/01/02 (TXT) Move along, nothing here … (DIR) 2000/01/03 (TXT) Sickness (DIR) 2000/01/04 (TXT) Sickness past, but sleep still eludes … (TXT) One potato, two potato … (DIR) 2000/01/05 (TXT) Sick, part N (TXT) The local Internet2 POP (TXT) A Clockwork Orange Owl (TXT) Linux bite) the Watt Tripoli! (DIR) 2000/01/06 (TXT) You have got to be kidding! (TXT) Yes, I am clinically insane … (DIR) 2000/01/07 (TXT) iApple's iCEO iNtroduces iMac's iDisk (DIR) 2000/01/11 (TXT) I hate you, you hate me, let's be business partners! (TXT) The Guy I Almost Was (TXT) I think programmers forget this sometimes … (DIR) 2000/01/13 (TXT) And this is your government on drugs (TXT) There are drugs, and then there are drugs (TXT) “Hi, I'm an annoying computer program calling you to sell … ” (TXT) The Chairman is dead … long live the Chairman! (DIR) 2000/01/17 (TXT) Hi. I want to be a recovering system administrator … (TXT) “Uh, I think my mouth exploded … ” (DIR) 2000/01/19 (TXT) “If I tell you what I do, I have to kill you … ” (DIR) 2000/01/22 (TXT) Dancing with the Devil (DIR) 2000/01/26 (TXT) Secret agent man (TXT) Tiajuana libel (TXT) Mild Mild Wreck (DIR) 2000/01/27 (TXT) How do I get there from here? (TXT) White people with dreadlocks. What a long strange trip it's been. (DIR) 2000/01/28 (TXT) “We liked your site so much, we want you to submit it to us!” (TXT) How about an Electric Daniel Webster? (TXT) And how about an end-run around Open Source? (TXT) My celebrity match is … (DIR) 2000/01/30 (TXT) Now that's darned rude! (DIR) 2000/01/31 (TXT) a visit to Obnoxico, Inc. (TXT) Camquest (TXT) Who owns who? (TXT) Repairs