(DIR) 2000/01/01
 (TXT) It's the end of the world as we know it
 (TXT) The garage is over there, but you can't park there …
 (TXT) V2_OS and other strange brews
 (TXT) We're Microsoft. We don't have to care.
 (DIR) 2000/01/02
 (TXT) Move along, nothing here …
 (DIR) 2000/01/03
 (TXT) Sickness
 (DIR) 2000/01/04
 (TXT) Sickness past, but sleep still eludes …
 (TXT) One potato, two potato …
 (DIR) 2000/01/05
 (TXT) Sick, part N
 (TXT) The local Internet2 POP
 (TXT) A Clockwork Orange Owl
 (TXT) Linux bite) the Watt Tripoli!
 (DIR) 2000/01/06
 (TXT) You have got to be kidding!
 (TXT) Yes, I am clinically insane … 
 (DIR) 2000/01/07
 (TXT) iApple's iCEO iNtroduces iMac's iDisk
 (DIR) 2000/01/11
 (TXT) I hate you, you hate me, let's be business partners!
 (TXT) The Guy I Almost Was
 (TXT) I think programmers forget this sometimes …
 (DIR) 2000/01/13
 (TXT) And this is your government on drugs
 (TXT) There are drugs, and then there are drugs
 (TXT) “Hi, I'm an annoying computer program calling you to sell … ”
 (TXT) The Chairman is dead … long live the Chairman!
 (DIR) 2000/01/17
 (TXT) Hi. I want to be a recovering system administrator …
 (TXT) “Uh, I think my mouth exploded … ”
 (DIR) 2000/01/19
 (TXT) “If I tell you what I do, I have to kill you … ”
 (DIR) 2000/01/22
 (TXT) Dancing with the Devil
 (DIR) 2000/01/26
 (TXT) Secret agent man
 (TXT) Tiajuana libel
 (TXT) Mild Mild Wreck
 (DIR) 2000/01/27
 (TXT) How do I get there from here?
 (TXT) White people with dreadlocks. What a long strange trip it's been.
 (DIR) 2000/01/28
 (TXT) “We liked your site so much, we want you to submit it to us!”
 (TXT) How about an Electric Daniel Webster?
 (TXT) And how about an end-run around Open Source?
 (TXT) My celebrity match is …
 (DIR) 2000/01/30
 (TXT) Now that's darned rude!
 (DIR) 2000/01/31
 (TXT) a visit to Obnoxico, Inc.
 (TXT) Camquest
 (TXT) Who owns who?
 (TXT) Repairs