(DIR) 2007/07/01 (TXT) Monkeys (DIR) 2007/07/02 (TXT) Food. At a restaurant. (DIR) 2007/07/03 (TXT) The dreaded “Early Morning Call” (DIR) 2007/07/04 (TXT) Blowing things up with alien technology (TXT) “Houston, we have a problem … ” (TXT) “I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free, living under a system of Law, without systemic corruption and I can blow stuff up for fun, not for survival.” (DIR) 2007/07/05 (TXT) There is a difference between routing and blocking … (TXT) Notes on an overheard conversation between a customer of the Monopolistic Phone Company and Technical Support on an email issue (DIR) 2007/07/06 (TXT) “And together, they must save Elvis from the Illinois Nazis.” (DIR) 2007/07/07 (TXT) How Ricky Bary Harbord can be a pregnant former First Lady (DIR) 2007/07/08 (TXT) Some thoughts on health care while my dislike of Michael Moore comes through, and a small tangent thought on cheap computers (DIR) 2007/07/09 (TXT) “Ooh, look! A Monopolistic Phone Company Repair Van in its native habitat!” (TXT) Cross-eyed and brain-fried (DIR) 2007/07/10 (TXT) They certainly know how to time power outtages around here (TXT) There's a reason why a feature that takes five minutes to implement takes ten hours to code … (DIR) 2007/07/11 (TXT) But it will still save on electricity (TXT) Then again, no two people on any given airplane paid the same amount. (DIR) 2007/07/12 (TXT) Idiocracy (DIR) 2007/07/13 (TXT) Power (DIR) 2007/07/14 (TXT) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (DIR) 2007/07/15 (TXT) An analog clock (TXT) You know, Mussolini did make the trains run on time … (TXT) A moving experience, that's for sure (DIR) 2007/07/16 (TXT) Hidden in the books (TXT) Software wise, we're still in the mid-1980s it seems (DIR) 2007/07/17 (TXT) Busy day (DIR) 2007/07/18 (TXT) “Energy problem? What energy problem?” (TXT) Stupid Twitter Tricks (DIR) 2007/07/19 (TXT) Speaking of Bruce Willis films, Hudson Hawk wasn't a bad film either (TXT) I hate it when I have to troubleshoot the tools required to troubleshoot the actual problem … (DIR) 2007/07/20 (TXT) Email woes (TXT) But on the other hand, wouldn't Snape also know she's a Death Eater? (DIR) 2007/07/21 (TXT) Six Words For The Day (DIR) 2007/07/22 (TXT) Eight Words For The Day (DIR) 2007/07/23 (TXT) Class notes from the School of Hard Knocks (DIR) 2007/07/27 (TXT) I never did handle stress well (TXT) Our customer wasn't the only thing down this week … (TXT) Coca Cola and jam butties (TXT) Life at Casa New Jersey via snippits of email (TXT) Email woes II (TXT) Why yes, I am making up for lost entries this week. Why do you ask? (TXT) My Life, not with the Thrill Kill Kult, but with the Monopolistic Phone Company (DIR) 2007/07/28 (TXT) With a large enough hammer, anything will fit! (DIR) 2007/07/29 (TXT) You know, if my Page Rank™ wasn't so high, I probably wouldn't have to do this. Ah, the price of fame … (DIR) 2007/07/30 (TXT) Actually, I've gotten over the cravings and now wish to divest myself of these classic computers (TXT) A satirical look at satire. Or is it? (DIR) 2007/07/31 (TXT) Going once … going twice … (TXT) Stupid CSS tricks