(DIR) 2009/01/01
 (TXT) There was a large boom just outside the window … I suppose this means that 2008 finally went out with a bang. Or is that 2009 came in with a bang? In any case, there was much banging
 (DIR) 2009/01/02
 (TXT) “A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie.”
 (TXT) Cavity searches, long delays and now this? What? Does the airline industry have a death wish or something?
 (DIR) 2009/01/03
 (TXT) I, for one, welcome our new cute baby overlords …
 (DIR) 2009/01/04
 (TXT) But … but … but … it's Europe! And here I thought we were just the greedy ones …
 (DIR) 2009/01/05
 (TXT) 1/2 of a 2/3 spherical cow …
 (DIR) 2009/01/06
 (TXT) Thars hills in them thar wind
 (TXT) And speaking of spherical cows …
 (TXT) Parents of mixed kids
 (DIR) 2009/01/07
 (TXT) The Real World vs. “The Real World”
 (TXT) MTV's The Real World: “The Ryan & Chet Show, starring Katelynn”
 (TXT) MTV's The Real World: After Dinner Mints
 (DIR) 2009/01/08
 (TXT) The return of Yorick and Lego trains were never sold here
 (DIR) 2009/01/09
 (TXT) 1/2 a girl vs. 2/3 a boy; or—I suck at stats
 (DIR) 2009/01/12
 (TXT) … and after nobody noticed, Atlas took his toys and went home.
 (DIR) 2009/01/13
 (TXT) Ah, so that's why it's so hard to clean a Windows box
 (DIR) 2009/01/14
 (TXT) Katelynn wasn't my first transgendered friend
 (TXT) MTVs The Real World: “The Baya & Chet Show, starring JD”
 (DIR) 2009/01/19
 (TXT) An illformed rant at the back of my mind
 (DIR) 2009/01/20
 (TXT) Love the idea, but I don't trust just anyone …
 (DIR) 2009/01/21
 (TXT) Tea
 (TXT) MTVs The Real World: “Fidelity”
 (DIR) 2009/01/22
 (TXT) Tripping down the road
 (TXT) Notes on an overheard conversation
 (TXT) Notes on an overheard conversation, II
 (TXT) Notes from a Burger King at a Florida Turnpike Reststop
 (TXT) The Funeral, Part I
 (DIR) 2009/01/23
 (TXT) The Funeral, Part II
 (TXT) Pot. Kettle. Black.
 (DIR) 2009/01/24
 (TXT) “It is teh early!”
 (DIR) 2009/01/27
 (TXT) Musical in-jokes
 (TXT) “Do not feed the hermits”
 (DIR) 2009/01/28
 (TXT) Bad Questions to Ask a Transsexual
 (TXT) MTVs The Real World: “The Devyn & Sarah Show, starring Chet”
 (DIR) 2009/01/29
 (TXT) Tea time
 (DIR) 2009/01/31
 (TXT) More cowbell on the millimeter wave of space