(DIR) 2010/01/01
 (TXT) It sounds like a war zone out there …
 (TXT) I resolve …
 (DIR) 2010/01/02
 (TXT) No flying cars, but then again it's forgivable, as airplanes haven't even been invented yet …
 (DIR) 2010/01/04
 (TXT) This is what I'm looking for
 (TXT) Name one word that describes “Han Solo.” Okay, now one word that describes “Queen Amidala.” Yeah, I thought so …
 (DIR) 2010/01/05
 (TXT) Unintended consequences of outlawing common sense
 (TXT) “Oh, did you pee in your pants again, Firefox?”
 (DIR) 2010/01/06
 (TXT) Oddly enough, these three things do have something in common …
 (DIR) 2010/01/09
 (TXT) It's all Greek to me
 (DIR) 2010/01/15
 (TXT) “Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways—Chardonnay in one hand—Chocolate in the other—body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, ‘WOO HOO, What a Ride!’”
 (DIR) 2010/01/16
 (TXT) “Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam … And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva …”
 (DIR) 2010/01/18
 (TXT) “Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!”