\ /\ / /\ |\ ---- ____ \ / \ / /__\ |/ | / \ \/ \/ / \ |\ ----- | | \____/ Ware: Twisted! Telophone Number FAQ Version 1.2 (Last updated June 6 2005 By Extremejon (Extremejon09@yahoo.com) Table of Contents 01. Introduction 02. Numbers 03. Messages 04. Wraping it up. A.Updates B.Copyright ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~01: Introduction~~~~~~~~~ Hmmm... this is my first FAQ ive submitted, and its about the telphone souvenir in the "Other" Section. Or rather, the numbers that you can put into it to hear often hillarious messages. You can find the phone by beating Dribble and Spitzs' stage. I will add the numbers as I find them. Or, if you find some that I don't have on here, feel free to email them to me. Ok, let's get this train wreak-a-rollin. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~01: Numbers~~~~~~~~~ In this part I'll have the numbers, along with a short Description. In order to prevent spoiling the surprise, I'll put what they actully say later. ________________________ Number| Description | ------------------------| 3341 |Depressing | 4949 |Pizza Dinosaur | 3939 |Mona Pizza | 4123 |helpful Hint Guy | 8472 |Don't Sweat | 7171 |Hang Up! | 9646 |Not Interested | 8888 |Wahahaha.... | 7450 |Thanks | 5071 |Fortune teller | 1203 |Fronk | 1153 |Freindly | 0881 |Paranoid | 0099 |Creep! | 8324 |Chain Number1 | 7946 |Chain Number2 | 2569 |Chain Number3 | 0222 |Cat | 5963 |Take Breaks | 1234 |Dumped | 6741 |Useless | 4111 |Helpful hint 2 | 4906 |Late | 1212 |Dice | 5963 |Break | 2999 |Kid | 1111 |Rain | 4649 |Psychic | 4122 |Helpful hint 3 | 2525 |Mona | 4141 |Helpful hint 4 | 0883 |Reception | 4182 |Helpful hint 5 | 6967 |Earlier | 9467 |Mistake | ------------------------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~03: Messages~~~~~~~~~ Here is a list of the messages that Appear after you type in the numbers. Some of them apparently have branch to have several different messages. I will post them each also. 3341: Alone... So alone... I'm all alone... Won't someone play with me? 4949: 1.Wassup! Pizza D Here! During my last delivery, I slipped on something and bit it Hard! Consequently I've closed up the shop for the day...try again tomorrow. Sorry! 2.Hello, Pizza Dinosaur here. Mona Pizza's closed today. I heard they are going to be closed though next year. We here at pizza dinosaur never close, so tell us what you want, when you want it! And we'll bring you something you didn’t order in a couple days. 3.You've reached Pizza dinosaur, where our motto is CRUSH THE COMPETIONTION. our special Today is the T-rex set. But don't worry It's not Like we used lizard meat or anything...we would never do- wait! Hello? Did you hang up? 3939: Buon Giro! Mona Pizza! 1.My name is Joe! I'm the Manager of this joint! 2.Joe Speaking Who? Mona? 1.She just left for school. 2.She's on a date. 3.She's out delivering Pies. Enough about that, Though. Did I tell you my name is Joe? I'm the manager. 1.And I'm a dog. My mom is so proud! You see, all the other dogs in my family became just pets. I'm really the only working dog in my family except for that one cousin who work for the blind.. 2.Belive it or not, I'm a dog. 2.1.I like how they trust me not to eat the pizzas. That's how I got to became the manager! Plus, I look pretty debonair in this cheifs hat. Don't you think? 2.2.You wouldn’t think I'd be able to work my way up to manager, huh? On account of the lack of thumbs and lips and all... What's that? Oh yeah...your order... 4123: Hello I'm the helpful hint guy! Did you know you can make the messages at the bottom of the screen scroll faster by pressing L? What? you already knew that? Never mind then... 8472: I think this kind of thing happens all the time, don't sweat the small stuff! 7171: Hey! You must hang up now! Quickly! If you don't hang up now, there'll be trouble! What? You don't know how to? Press A. Press A to hang up, I said! Why are you still there? I said, Hang up! Do it! Now! please! hang up! Oh yeah, I guess I could just hang up on you. CLICK 9646: Listen, Pal. I already told you I'm not interested in whatever your selling, not stop calling during dinner! 8888: Whahhahaha...hyahahaha...heeheeheehee ....Heeheeheehee...Hohohoho! 7456: Oh...Hey, thanks for yesterday. I had a great time. We should do it again soon. Thanks for calling. I'll talk to you later. 5071: Your fortune today is- 1.I'm sorry to say- TERRIBLE! You might want to go back to bed 2.Pretty good! It might be a good idea to try something new. 3.Pure joy! Everything will go the way you want it to! Yippy Skippy! 1203: Fronk here. 1.You want to know the meaning to life? How fortunate you have the leisure to ponder such things, some people have these things called JOBS! 2.You keep asking me the meaning of life, and all I can say is I DONT KNOW. for all know there IS NO MEANING! Aw, quit being so glum. Have a piece of candy. 3.What can I do for you? The meaning of life is what you seek? I don't know why you think I have the answer? OK. Here's a platitude for you: Change your perspective, Maybe you'll find your answer. Satisfied? 4.WHAT? You're seeking the meaning of life? The meaning of life might be to find the meaning of life. Deep, I know. 5.Whatcha want? I see... The meaning of life is what you seek. This is a question for less important people then those who plague me. 1153: Hey! Long time no talk! How've you been? I'm so happy you called! We've gotten all settled in and are almost ready for guests. When are you coming? 0881: I told you not to call me at this number! my line is tapped! There following me! Oh, No! They found me! Save yourse-Beep....beep.... 0099: Ew! You creep! Why are you calling me at this hour? Creep! 8324: You scared me! My phone never rings! I'm going to give you a number, so you call it ok? Its 7946. 7946: Hey! where'd you get this number? Doesn't matter! I'm going to give you a number, and you need to call it. It's 2569. Got it? 2569: Hey! where'd you get this number? Doesn't matter! I'm going to give you a number, and you need to call it. It's 8324. Got it? 0222: Meeeeeeoooooow...Mew? 5963: You're working hard. Shaking your system can take a lot outta you, so make sure you take breaks, 'k? Don't work yourself too hard! 1234: Hey! Remember me? The guy you sent the Dear John Letter to today? The guy YOU DUMPED? Just wanted to say GOOD RIDDANCE! 6741: ..........................Useless. 4111: Helpful hint guy says, "Never leave home without a helmet" 4906: Helloo! What can I do ya for? Oh, You're right! I'm going to be late! Thanks for the call! 1212: This is the dice phone, when you need a number give me a call And here is your rol...You get a (1-6)! 5963: You 're working hard. Shaking your system can take alot out of you so make sure you take breaks, k"? Don't work yourself too hard! 2999: Hello. Are you being a good kid? I'm sorry I'm always coming home so late. I'm going to hurry up and finish here, so I can come home. Don't hate me ok? I'll be home soon. 1111: 1.This is the weather report. Next years forecast is rain. Typical. 2.Todays report is rain. But you should know that, cause your phone is pouring! 3.This is the weather report. Tomorrow's forecast calls for...rain! Surprise, surprise! 4649: You've reached the Warioware psychic hotline. Oooooh! Just for twenty dollars a minute, I will slowly reveal the secret meestreies from beyond the unknown. I will give you clarity and lightness of wallet. Ohoo!!!! 4122: Hello. I'm the helpful hint guy! if your game doesn’t seem to be working correctly, you might want to try giving it a break. try pausing it for a bit. It should be fine when you come back to it. 2525: 1.Hi there! You’ve reached Mona. I've just popped out for a bit, so try me again later! 2.Hello! this is Mona! I'm just a little busy right now, would you please try me again later? 3.Hello. Oh, did you want to talk to Mona? she was just here. She probably went to the pizza shop. 4141: Hello. Im the Helpful hint guy! Ever been playing "Warioware: Twisted!" and accidentally pressed start and paused the game? change the pause settings in the options menu. 0883: Hello! I'm getting bad reception here, but when do you think you'll be able to join us? What am I saying? We'll wait for you as long as we need to, so don't rush. See you later! 4182: Hello. I'm the Helpful hint guy! you know how you collect games in the spindex? Once you have collected all the games you collect a secret game. oooh, mysterious. 6967: Did you call me eariler? What? you didn’t? This is a wrong number?! What's going on?! 9467: Oops, I made a mistake! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~04:Wraping it up~~~~~~~~~ ====A:Updates==== 3:41 PM 11/13/2005 Version 1.4: Added a single new number. Thanks to Dan Giammalvo. 12:01 AM 6/10/2005: Version 1.3, Added a Lota new numbers. Thanks to everyone for finding numbers that I dident have. This should be the final version. 2:41 AM 6/7/2005 Updated to Version 1.2: Added 7 more numbers and spellchecked ====B:Coyright==== Ok, This whole dang thing is copyright by Extremejon 2005. The game itself is copyright nintendo. I'm not making money off this, or at least I don't think I am. Don't use this guide anywhere without my permission, all right? I put my blood, sweat and tears into this guide. Well, maybe not my blood. But I did cry a few times. This file is for gamefaqs.com only. © Copyright 2005 Extremejon