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Short Intermission E. David Lee Roth - Yankee Rose F. Short Intermission II G. Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock H. Lazlow II - What you get on V Rock - Rock and Roll and Lazlow I. Motley Crue - Too Young to Fall in Love J. Lazlow III - That One Rocks! K. Commercial I - Be a Patriot! L. Commercial II - Love Fist concert! M. Lazlow IV - You're listening to V Rock! N. Quiet Riot - Cum On Feel the Noize O. Lazlow V - The 100% official home of rebellion. P. Commercial III - Exploder: Evacuator Part 2 Q. Lazlow VI - All the rock you want and some you don't! R. The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary S. Lazlow VII - The home of rock and roll for 75 years! Featuring Cousin Ed. T. Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Moon U. Lazlow VIII - Crash and Burn weekend. V. Commercial IV - Maibatsu Thunder W. Commercial V - Complete the Look X. Love Fist - Dangerous Bastard Y. Commercial IV - Ammu-Nation Z. Lazlow IX - A win it before you can pawn it weekend. AA. Iron Maiden - Two Minutes to Midnight AB. Lazlow X - A bad hair day. AC. Commercial V - The Exploder Survival Knife AD. Lazlow XI - A call from Snow Dog! AE. Loverboy - Working for the Weekend AF. Lazlow XII - A complaint from "Big" Mitch Baker AG. Alcatrazz - God Bless Video AH. Short Intermission III AI. Tesla - Cummin' Atcha Live AJ. Lazlow XIII - The Lazlow mega-music marathon! AK. Autograph - Turn Up the Radio AL. Megadeth - Peace Sells AM. Short Intermission IV AN. Commercial VI - Knife After Dark AO. Lazlow XIV - Complaining moms AP. Anthrax - Madhouse AQ. Slayer - Raining Blood AR. Lazlow XV - A face for radio AS. Lazlow XVI - Stupid vulture AT. Special Section with Lazlow quitting V Rock IV. Interesting facts about the station and the music V. Credits VI. Legal Junk ----------------------------------------------------------------------- I. Contact Info I. I've already gotten most of this script done, so I don't really need any more feedback, but if you want to leave some input, e-mail me at troahbarton@terraworld.net. If you have any questions about Vice City in general, I'll be happy to answer them. I know just about everything and I'm a regular at the Vice City board. You can also e-mail me with suggestions on how to change the script. Thanks! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- II. Version Info 6-2-03 Developed the ASCII art for the script, also started on the Judas Priest song. 6-3-03 Completed Table of Contents as well as Contact Info and Version History. 6-5-03 Completed everything up to Lazlow III, pulling an all-nighter. 6-6-03 Completed the script up to The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary 6-8-03 Worked on the script more, getting up to Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Moon 6-9-03 Filled in spot around the Iron Maiden - Two Minutes to Midnight song, but managed to complete it up to Telsa - Cummin' Atcha Live 6-10-03 to 6-13-03 I took this time to start the game over and play some missions, mostly for nostalgia. During this time, I basically relaxed but completed the script up to Short Intermission IV. 6-14-03 Finished the whole script, started on the interesting facts section. 6-19-03 Finished the interesting facts and started looking through the script for minor editing prior to submission. -----------------------------------------------------------------------V Rock DJ: Lazlow as himself Imaging voice - Joe Kelly Imaging production - Jonathan Hanst ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Judas Priest - You've Got Another Thing Comin' (Written by G. Topton, R. Halford, K.K. Downing) Judas Priest appear courtesy of Columbia Records. One life I'm gonna live it up I'm takin' flight I said I'll never get enough Stand tall I'm young and kinda proud I'm on top as long as the music's loud If you think I'll sit around as the world goes by You're thinkin' like a fool cause it's a case of do or die Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had You think I'll let it go you're mad You've got another thing comin' You've got another thing comin' That's right here's where the talkin' ends Well listen, listen this night there'll be some action spent Drive hard I'm callin' all the shots I got an ace card comin' down on the rocks If you think I'll sit around while you chip away my brain Listen I ain't foolin' and you'd better think again Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had You think I'll let it go you're mad You got another thing comin You got another thing comin' You got another thing comin' In this world we're livin' in we have our share of sorrow Answer now is don't give in, aim for a new tomorrow Oh so hot no time to take a rest yeah Act tough ain't room for second best Real strong got me some security Hey I'm a big smash I'm goin' for infinity yeah If you think I'll sit around as the world goes by You're thinkin' like a fool cause it's a case of do or die Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had You think I'll let it go you're mad You've got another thing comin' You've got another thing comin You've got another thing comin you've got another thing...Owowowow! You've got another thing comin' Hey comin' now ----------------------------------------------------------------------- B. Lazlow I - V Rock 'till you drop! Lazlow: V Rock till you drop! God I never get tired of that one! Hey did you hear that BJ is gonna be coming back to play for the Mambas, that is unbelievable! You know I only been in Vice City a few months now, but it's clear to me that my opinion is really important to you! Male V Rock Radio Voice: New wave this pal! We're the one and only V Rock! (A song starts to cue up.) LAZLOW: Don't forget Love Fist are in town right now... Love Fist is in town... whatever I flunked school cause I'm hard core! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Rockstar's Lovefist - First Fury (Written by Allan Walker) Rockstar's Love fist appear courtesy of Rockstar North. Here we go again Cruisin in the right side of town Where the chicks taste like candy, but all the guys look like clowns Yea! Here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna get and fix some of the best Driving by in my Porscha, down in the roadhouse to get us some Love Fist fury, we're just getting pussy Our love rockets are too aroused The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy Shooting love fist fuel all around Six A. M. on the morning after the beast rest up for awhile Last night saw some ugly fighting brawl Because the badge mustn't want us in town I said "come on guys chill for awhile, join us in our Fist world" Thank god the badge chose the Love Fist for a drunken crazy wild Love Fist fury, checkin out all the pussy Let your love rockets do all the rounds The girls are going crazy, tonight is getting hazy Shooting love fist fuel from their mouths Love Fist fury, we're just getting pussy Our love rockets are too aroused The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy Shooting love fist fuel all around Love Fist fury, we're just getting pussy Our love rockets are too aroused The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy Shooting love fist fuel all around Love Fist fury, we're just getting pussy Our love rockets are too aroused The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy Shooting love fist fuel all around Love Fist fury, we're just getting pussy Our love rockets are too aroused The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy Shooting love fist fuel all around ----------------------------------------------------------------------- D. Short Intermission Male V Rock Radio Voice: V Rock! (Echo) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- David Lee Roth - Yankee Rose (Lyrics by S. Vai; Written by D.L. Roth) David Lee Roth appear coutesy of Warner Bros. Records Inc. (guitar sounding like a voiice, saying "hey there") What? (guitar sounding like "look at that!") Well, let me roll up on to the Sidewalk and take a look Yes, Whoa! (guitar: "whoa!") She's beautiful (guitar: fox whistle) I'm talkin' about a Yankee Rose (guitar laughing along with Roth) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha and she looks wild (guitar: "wild!") wild (guitar: "wild!") wild (guitar: "wild!") wild! Are you ready for the new sensation? Well, here's the shot heard 'round the world. All you backroom boys salute when her flag unfurls. Well, guess who's back in circulation? Now, I don't know what you may have heard but what I need right now's the original goodtime girl. She's a vision from coast to coast, (coast to coast) sea to shining sea. (sea to shining sea) Hey, sister, you're perfect host. (Make a toast) Show me your bright lights and your city lights (eh oh), all right. I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose. Bright lights in your city lights (eh oh), all right. I'm talkin' 'bout it. When she walks, watch, the sparks will fly, firecrackin' on the fourth of July. No sad songs tonight, something's in the air. (Do you feel like this?) She's a real state of independents. So pretty when her rockets glare, still provin' any night that her flag is still there. She's a vision from coast to coast, (coast to coast) sea to shining sea. (sea to shining sea) Hey, sister, you're the perfect host. (Make a toast) Show me your bright lights and your city lights (eh oh), all right. I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose. Bright lights in your city lights (eh oh), all right. I'm in love with the Yankee Rose. Ah, she's beautiful, alright, mm, nothin' like her in the whole world. Yeah, she's right on time, I'm on the case. Pick up the phone, no time to waste. She got the beat and here's a little bit comin' your way. Oh raise 'em up there Let's see who salutes baby Little bit, little bit, little bit higher Here's the National Anthem Swing 'em from here I wanna get A little bit of apple pie man Bright lights, city lights... Bright lights, city lights... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Male VRock Radio Voice: If you can't wear a spandex jumpsuit, what can you do? This is V Rock! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock (Written by Dee Snider) Twisted Sister appear courtesy of Atlantic Recording Corp. I wanna rock! (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) I want to rock (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) Turn it down you say, Well all I got to say to you is time, time again I say, "No!" No! No, No, No, No, No! Tell me not to play Well, all I got to say to you when you tell me not to play, I say, "No!" No! No, No, No, No, No! So, if you ask me why I like the way I play it There's only one thing I can say to you I wanna rock! (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) I want to rock (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) There's a feelin' that I get from nothin' else and there ain't nothin' in the world That makes me go! Go! Go, go, go, go, go! Turn the power up I've waited for so long so I could hear my favorite song so, Let's go! Go! Go, go, go, go, go! When it's like this I feel the music shootin' through me There's nothin' else that I would rather do I wanna rock! (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) I want to rock (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) Rock (Rock) Rock (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) Rock (Rock) Rock (Rock) I want to rock (Rock) Rock (Rock) Rock (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) Rock (Rock) Rock (Rock) I wanna rock! I wanna rock! (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) I want to rock (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) Rock (Rock) Rock (Rock) I wanna rock! (Rock) Rock (Rock) Rock (Rock) I want to rock (Rock) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- H. Lazlow II - What you get on V Rock - Rock and Roll and Lazlow Male VRock Radio Voice: The 100% official home of rebellion! V Rock! Lazlow: Alright we got some more rock lined up for ya. But wait! One moment! I...I think you rather listen to me talk for a while first. That's what you get on V Rock, rock and roll and me. I'm not sure which I prefer... (song starts up) Here's the Crue. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Motley Crue - Too Youn to Fall in Love (Written by Mikki Sixx) Motley Crue appear courtesy of Leftbank Records doing business as Beyond Music You say our love Is like dynamite Open your eyes it's like fire and ice Well you're killing me Your love's a guillotine Why don't you just set me free Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young) Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young) Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love) (Oh I'm too young) Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young) Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young) Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love) Run for the hills We're both sinners and saints Not a woman, but a whore Oh I can taste the hate Well now I'm killing you Watch your face turning blue Not yet a man Just a punk in the street Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young) Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young) Too Young To Fall in Love (to fall in love) (Oh I'm too young) Too Young To Fall in Love (Much too young) Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young) Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love) You say our love Is like dynamite its no surprise you've got one-way eyes Well you're killing me Your love's a guillotine Not yet a man Just a punk in the street Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young) Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young) Too Young To Fall in Love (to fall in love) (Oh I'm too young) Too Young To Fall in Love (Much too young) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- J. Lazlow III - That One Rocks! Lazlow: Thanks guys! That one rocks! (the song is still going) (Oh I'm too young) Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love) (fades out) Lazlow: Here on V Rock the home of the vulture in Vice City. The Vulture is our mascot, which we need because those idiots, the retards, the guys that wear the suits in marketing think I can't carry this station on my own. Well you're wrong! I hope I die before I get old! I'm sure I will thanks to this life of excess I lead. Male VRock Radio Voice: V Rock! For people who wear nametags to work. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- K. Commercial I - Be a Patriot! Male Voice: What makes a real American? A cowboy hat? Enjoying a fine T- bone steak? Going to a baseball game? Shooting a gun? Maybe it's the freedom to go into a poor country and tell them how to do things?! Heh! Those are all great qualities! But one thing that makes a true patriot is the ability to choose an American car! When you buy an import you take a hot meal off a hard working American's table. (Baby cries) There, there! This poor girl is going to starve to death, just because you bought a cheaper, more efficient Maibazu. Without gross symbols of excess, what will Americans have to look up to? Our great industries is a threaten! Cars, pornography, armaments! And they need your help! So the next time you buy a car, a piece of adult literature or a missile defense system! Make sure you do the American thing! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- L. Commercial II - Love Fist concert! Male VRock Radio Voice: Lock up your daughters! (Door is slammed then locked) Shoot your sons! Litte boy: Dad! (Gun fires) Male VRock Radio Voice: Because Love Fist is coming to town! (Fist! Fist! Fist till morning!) The world tour that has been ban through out the world comes to Vice City. The monsters of rock and roll excess, Love Fist! (The girls are going crazy cause we are getting lazy shooting love fist fuel all around) Get ready for a night of death metal love ballads that'll have you shoving your fist in the air! It's the steel hearts, stone cold prostate tour! Brought to you by Giggle Cream, because dessert should be funny! And the Maibazu Thunder, because after you get struck by lighting (thunder) there's thunder! Come see the pounding rock from the band that brought you hits like "Shin Stainer", "Liver Buster" and "Dangerous Man Dead Family". Come get love fisted! Love Fist at the Vice City arena! Brought to you by V Rock! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- M. Lazlow IV - You're listening to V Rock! Lazlow: Welcome back you're listening to V Rock. Let's get on with the rock and roll! I'm Lazlow, Enjoy this one. It's really special. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Quiet Riot - Cum On Feel the Noise (Written by N. Holder, J. Lea) Quiet Riot appear coutesy of Portrait/Epic Records Cum on feel the noise Girls rock your boys We'll get wild, wild, wild, Wild, wild, wild, So you think I got an evil mind, I'll tell you honey I don't know why I don't know why So you think my singing's out of time, It makes me money I don't know why I don't know why anymore Oh no So cum on feel the noise Girls rock your boys We'll get wild, wild, wild, Wild, wild, wild, Cum on feel the noise Girls rock your boys We'll get wild, wild, wild, Come on!!! So you say I got a funny face, I got no worries And I don't know why I don't know why I'm a scruff bag well it's no disgrace, I'm in no hurry And I don't know why I don't know why anymore No, no, no So cum on feel the noise Girls rock your boys We'll get wild, wild, wild, Wild, wild, wild, Cum on feel the noise Girls rock your boys We'll get wild, wild, wild, Wild, wild (Come on!) Well you think we have a lazy time, You should know better I don't know why I don't know why So you say I got a dirty mind, I'm a mean go getter I don't know why I don't know why anymore Oh no Cum on feel the noise Girls rock your boys We'll get wild, wild, wild, Wild, wild, wild, Cum on feel the noise Girls rock your boys We'll get wild, wild, wild, Oooooh Cum on, feel it Girls rock your boys We'll get wild, wild, wild, (We're gonna get wild) Wild, wild, wild, Cum on feel the noise (rock it tonight) Girls rock your boys We'll get wild, ----------------------------------------------------------------------- O. Lazlow V - The 100% official home of rebellion. Male VRock Radio Voice: The home of rebellion and the Vulture (squawk)! This is V Rock! Where rock and roll reign supreme! Where we'll peck your eyes out! Lazlow: This is the 100% official home of rebellion with me Lazlow. The rebel rouser, hell raiser in chief! That's right! I'am the master of darkness! That's why my name's Lazlow. Male VRock Radio Vocie: It's Lazlow on V Rock! The home of all rebellion! We'll be right back! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Commercial III - Exploder: Evacuator Part 2 Narrator: He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota. Till one day all hell broke loose! (Gun shots are heard) Soldier: Tim we need you! Tim: I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing! I wanna raise a family! Soldier: That's just it Tim! They got your family! Tim: Nooooo! Narrator: Jack Howitzer is Tim in Exploder! From the heart of America to the jungles of Cambodia, follow one man's quest for peace. Tim: Hoo Chi Fat is that you? Hoo Chi: Tim I know you come! Just like old days we kill everybody! Soldier (in helicopter): Tim they got your wife! Tim: But I'm not married! Soldier: You are now to America! Narrator: He went in to save his country, but found his family and lost a friend. (Gun shot) Tim: Hoo Chi! Hoo Chi: Tim don't leave me! You thought me baseball game and how to laugh! Tim: Nooo! He would have been a fine American. (sniff) I'll cry when I'm done killin! Narrator: Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making friends... the American way! Exploder: Evacuator Part 2! Rated PG may include patriotic garbage. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Lazlow VI - All the rock you want and some you don't! Lazlow: Hey it's V Rock! All the rock you want and some you don't. I know what the people want! Some mutha-fatha V Rock! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary (Written by I. Ashbury, B. Duffy) The Cult appear coutesy of Bears Banquet Oh the heads that turn Make my back burn And those heads that turn Make my back, make my back burn The sparkle in your eyes Keeps me alive And the sparkle in your eyes Keeps me alive, keeps me alive The world and the world turns around The world and the world ya hear The world drags me down Oh the heads that turn Make my back burn And those heads that turn Make my back, make my back burn Yeah The fire in your eyes Keeps me alive And the fire in your eyes Keeps me alive I'm sure in her you'll find The sanctuary I'm sure in her you'll find The sanctuary And the world The world turns around And the world and the world The world drags me down And the world and the world and the world The world drags me down And the world and the world and the world and the world The world drags me down And the world And the world turns around And the world and the world Yeah the world drags me down And the world Yeah the world turns around And the world and the world The world drags me down ----------------------------------------------------------------------- S. Lazlow VII - The home of rock and roll for 75 years! Featuring Cousin Ed. Jazz Torrent: This is Jezz Torrent from Love Fist. If you wanna take on the chin, you'll remain listening to V Rock. Lazlow: Vice City's home of rock and roll for 75 years. Let's go to the V-line. Hello you're on V Rock. Ed: Dude! You took my job alright! I got a major beef with you! Lazlow: Who is this? Ed: Ed! Maybe you remember me! Now I'm out driving a bus, standing on unemployment lines getting yelled at by my wife because I don't make enough money! Lazlow: Look man! The station is taking another direction. It's heading in like in a new direction, it happens to be a Lazlow direction. Ed: No! It's not a new direction, it's a cheap direction! They're saving money on you! You are cheap! Lazlow equals cheap! Lazlow: Listen this is rock and roll man! It comes and it goes! It's better to burn out than fade away! Ed: So-you're calling me a burn out! Is that what you're saying?! LAZLOW: Well I heard you applied for this job with a resume written on rolling papers, come on! Ed: Oh yea, and you sent yours in hand written calligraphy with a bouquet of flowers... that's not rock and roll man! Rock and roll is a life style! You got to live it, you got to know it! You don't know a damn thing about music! Twisted Sister "I Wanna Rock" I came up with those profound lyrics, I helped Dee! Autograph "Turn up the Radio"! Their talking about me man! Turn up the radio, turn up Cousin Ed! What's the mascot's name for Iron Maiden? Do you even know? Give me a clue! Lazlow: Listen dude! First off, Cousin Ed is a really weak radio name! What're you like a red neck? Ed: Wha-What did you do? Let me ask you about high school! Did...Were you in the high school band? Lazlow: No! Ed: You were in the band? Weren't you? Lazlow: Yes! Ed: Yea! While you were learning the Star Spangle Banner, I was in a garage drummin to Def Leppard songs! Lazlow: Ah listen... I know who the mascot for Iron Maiden is... Ed: Who!? Lazlow: It's a puppy! Ed: No! His name is Eddy! Cousin Eddy, where do you think it came from? Cousin Ed, Eddy, Iron Maiden! Put two and two together my friend! Lazlow: (scoff) Listen that was old rock! This is new rock man! You got to step aside! Ed: New rock! I don't even use the playlist! You probably have a playlist; I rolled mine into a big fatty and smoked it! Lazlow: Listen! I'm a rock station DJ ok! Let's get some rock severed up! This is V Rock! Male VRock Radio Voice: V Rock! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Moon (Written by O. Osbourne) Ozzy Osbourne appears courtesy of Epic Records Screams break the silence Waking from the dead of night Vengeance is boiling He's returned to kill the light Then when he's found who he's looking for Listen in awe and you'll hear him Bark at the moon Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha... Years spent in torment (weird resonance effects) Buried in a nameless grave Now he has risen Miracles would have to save Those that the beast is looking for Listen in awe and you'll hear him Bark at the moon Hey yeah, bark at the moon They cursed and buried him along with shame And thought his timeless soul had gone (gone) In empty burning hell - unholy one But he's returned to prove them wrong (so wrong) Ooh, yeah baby Howling in shadows Living in a lunar spell He finds his heaven Spewing from the mouth of hell Those that the beast is looking for Listen in awe and you'll hear him Bark at the moon Hey yeah, bark at the moon Hey yeah, bark at the moon Oh, oh yeah, bark at the moon Hooooooooowl! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- U. Lazlow VIII - Crash and Burn weekend. Lazlow: Yea! Hey don't forget this weekend, all weekend long it's a crash and burn weekend! Willy the Vulture is gonna be there handing out sharp objects. It is gonna rock! We're gonna have to take a break right now. But we'll be back in a few short seconds and maybe even give you an opportunity to win a vulture T-shirt. Don't go away. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- V. Commercial IV - Maibatsu Thunder (Car engine is turned on, revvin engine) MALE VOICE: Nights of the road, here's your stallion! (Stallion noice) The car for freedom! (Woman: Freedom!) The car for hot excitement! (Woman: Excitement!) The car for a man who's alone against the elements! (Woman: The Maibatzu Thunder)The pride is back! It's the power of a compact! (Woman: It looks small but it's so big) Fuel injected! (Woman: Inject me!) Maibazu Thunder! On the tall road of life, you have to pay to prove you can! Live the emotion of an individual! (Thunder) The awesome power of nature, distilled into one vehicle! (Wow) Because after you get struck by lighting... (thunder) there's thunder! (Woman: The Maibazu Thunder) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- W. Commercial V - Complete the Look MALE VOICE: Feather hair, pentagram necklace, something missing? (Woman: Complete the look) Complete the look with a pair of crotch hugging, slightly too short, acid washed, skin tight jeans at Vice City's one stop shop for the rebel who sets his own style! (Woman: Wow! You look like a Satanist) Complete the look! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Love Fist - Dangerous Bastard Andy Thomson: drums Mark Farquhar: bass Neil Mchaffie: rhythm guitar Trevor McDonald: lead gutar Niall Mathewson: guest guitar Paul Mackie: vocals Paul Mackie, Mark Farquhar, Craif Conner, Les Benzies, Colid Donald: backing vocals Written by: Alla Walker Arranged by: Allan Walkker, Craig Conner Lyrics by: Allan Walkker, Craig Conner Yell Ahhhhhhhhh! Yell! Come on now! Let me see ya! Well, I'm a dangerous bastard And I am bullet-proof I take life as a lesson Sometimes I get flu The devil looks into my eye And he makes my voice go high Is there nothing in these eyes That I need to know Is it true you like my curl Do you think we look like girls Would it cause a section block If you saw our great big socks Ahhhh! Let me see ya I keep drivin' faster Goin through the roof I wanna run a delicatessen That don't make me a poof Action, camera, lipstick lights I fit in Mercedes's tights No one knows that I play guitar Wearing her red bra Is it true you like my curl Do you think we look like girls Would it cause a section block If you saw our great big socks Thank you, thank you Good Evening ----------------------------------------------------------------------- MALE ANNOUNCER: New wave this pal! We're the one and only V Rock! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Y. Commercial IV - Ammu-Nation MALE VOICE: The store leading the fight against communism is having a blow out sale! Ammu-Nation has a wide array of peacemakers! Come by Ammu-Nation on Militia-Mondays, exercise your second Amendment right and get 10% off all armor piercing bullets. We're the only gun store that let's you try before you buy it! Need anti-tank missile? We've got'em! Flamethrowers? Oh yeah! No credit, no problem! No money down, 90 days, same as cash. Shot now, pay later! If you're in the 10 minute waiting period fire off a few rounds at the Ammu-Nation gun range, featuring faces of commies paint coats! Come by Ammu-Nation and register to win an anti-aircraft gun actually used when we whooped Australia's ass! This weekend is the Ammu-Nation Film Festival with free screening of the documentary Red Dawn! Ammu-Nation protecting your rights! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Z. Lazlow IX - A win it before you can pawn it weekend. Lazlow: Hey here's another track! Remember it's gonna be a "win it before you can pawn it" weekend! I love to give stuff away at this radio station, especially if the record company gave it to us in exchange to play their songs. Rock and roll! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Iron Maiden - 2 Minutes to Midnight (Written by Bruce Dickinson, Adrian Smith) Iron Maiden Appear courtesy of Sanctuary Records Kill for gain or shoot to maim But we don't need a reason The Golden Goose is on the loose And never out of season Some blackened pride still burns inside This shell of bloody treason Here's my gun for a barrel of fun For the love of living death. The killer's breed or the demon's seed, The glamour, the fortune, the pain, Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain, But don't you pray for my soul anymore. 2 minutes to midnight The hands that threaten doom. 2 minutes to midnight To kill the unborn in the womb. The blind men shout let the creatures out We'll show the unbelievers The napalm screams of human flames Of a prime time Belsen feast...YEAH! As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy, We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies. The killer's breed or the demon's seed, The glamour, the fortune, the pain, Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain, But don't you pray for my soul anymore. 2 minutes to midnight The hands that threaten doom. 2 minutes to midnight To kill the unborn in the womb. The body bags and little rags of children torn in two And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you. As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song, To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun. The killer's breed or the demon's seed, The glamour, the fortune, the pain, Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain, But don't you pray for my soul anymore. 2 minutes to midnight The hands that threaten doom. 2 minutes to midnight To kill the unborn in the womb. Midnight.. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- AB. Lazlow X - A bad hair day. Lazlow: I'll tell ya, I must be having a bad hair day today. I mean I live that life of a rock n roll DJ 24/7! So sometime I'm not looking all that great and wake up in weird places but I always look moody. So anyway today check this out, I got turn down for a date by a waitress! Can you believe that! I mean who would turn down me for a date? You're a waitress baby! Not a megastar! Bring me some ketchup honey! Some people just don't know talent when they see it or hear it! Male VRock Radio Voice: While other stations are playing this! (cheesy harp plays) We're playing this! (guitar power chords) V Rock! Lazlow: We're gonna take a break and then hit the phones... really hard with are heads! Oh yea! And remember if your request is on our playlist, I might just play it if you call in. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- AC. Commercial V - The Exploder Survival Knife Male Voice: It's the knife that saved America! If you liked the film Exploder, you'll love this enormous commemorate survival knife! In the handle you'll find all the things you'll need in any wilderness, disasters situation or the jungle of your backyard! It comes complete with fishing line, needle and thread for sowing gashes back together and an incredible useful endurable toothpick! Hoo Chi: Tim go on with out me! I got taffy stuck in tooth! Tim: It's ok Hoo Chi! Try this! (knife cutting stuff up) Male voice: For those unplanned extended stays in the jungle, there's a saw for building your own hut, toilet paper and a fold out woman for company! As well as a serrated blade that can kill a man before he can scream! Man: (knife sounds) Aggh.. Tim: That'll shut you up! Male: The Exploder Survival Knife! It's the knife that saved America! Now it can save you! Tim: This knife killed 25 thousand people in Cambodia, now you can too! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- AD. Lazlow XI - A call from Snow Dog! Lazlow: Be sure to stop by Complete the Look to shoplift your self a V Rock vulture t-shirt, they kick ass! Alright going to the phones! Who's this? Snow Dog: Yo man this is Snow Dog! Lazlow: Snow Dog? What kinda name is that?! Snow Dog: Yo! You're one to ask LAZLOW! Lazlow: I mean it's just kinda weird, I mean especially since there's no snow in Vice City. Anyway! What are you doing out there today Snow Dog?! Snow Dog: Yo I'm gonna wallpaper my room with black trash bags! Lazlow: Black trash bags that's classy! Make sure you spray paint V Rock across it your mom will love that one! Here's some more nonstop help me I'm unemployed rock! (Loverboy - Working for the Weekend Plays... suiting, eh?) JEZZ TORRENT: I'm Jezz Torrent and this is V Rock! Keep on rockin! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Loverboy - Working for the Weekend (Written by Paul Dean, Matthew Frenette, Mike Reno) Loverboy appear courtesy of Columbia records Everyone's watching, to see what you will do Everyone's looking at you, oh Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right Everybody's working for the weekend Everybody wants a little romance Everybody's goin' off the deep end Everybody needs a second chance, oh You want a piece of my heart You better start from the start You wanna be in the show Come on baby lets go Everyone's looking to see if it was you Everyone wants you to come through Everyone's hoping it'll all work out Everyone's waiting they're holding out Everybody's working for the weekend Everybody wants a little romance Everybody's goin' off the deep end Everybody needs a second chance, oh You want a piece of my heart You better start from the start You wanna be in the show Come on baby lets go Hey! You want a piece of my heart You better start from the start You wanna be in the show Come on baby lets go! You want a piece of my heart You better start from the start You wanna be in the show Come on baby lets go! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- AF. Lazlow XII - A complaint from "Big" Mitch Baker Lazlow: Alright! It's Lazlow on V Rock! Let's go to the V-phones! Hello it's your big day; you're on live with Lazlow! Mitch Baker: Hey son! Who is this? Lazlow: Uhh... It's Lazlow! A. k. a. DJ hard rocker! Mitch Baker: I'm glad to hear it, but I thought this was a rock station son! And all I'm hearing is girl's music! What're you doin? You got personal problems you sort 'em out son! But don't drag the rest of us down with ya, you hear? Lazlow: Now-now hold on pal! I'm playing the best music in Vice City! Mitch Baker: No! You hold on son! This is Mitch Baker here! Big Mitch Baker! You play something hard real soon or I'm gonna come by the station and shove that sissy soft rock crap so far down your throat, you'll be crappin hair bands till Christmas! You hear?? Lazlow: Uh...Ok! Mitch Baker: Cause I didn't fight, and maim and kill for this damn country, so I can hear grown men abusing the uniform of long hair and leather with this damn awful wailing! I wanna rock! Now good day sir. Lazlow: Gah! Vets are so cranky! If you don't like the music start your own radio station. It's easy! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Alcatrazz - God Bless Video (Written by G. Bonnet, S. Vai) Alcatrazz appear coutesy of Capitor Records under license from EMI- Capitor Music Special Markets Lets take a plane and go somewhere exotic To play with a non-descript song We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls To make you a real man my son Ahh real man my son Some cheap kid from Birmingham Blessed with an accent That pours like the darkest brown ale Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette He's just a fast buck for sale Ahh fast buck for sale Don't you know that God blessed video We know that God blessed video Break out the cameras that re-shape my face And get someone to carve up my hair If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em And be glad to say you were there Ahh say you were there Don't you know that God blessed video We know that God blessed video We know that God blessed video Don't you know that God blessed video We know that God blessed video We know that God blessed video ----------------------------------------------------------------------- AH. Short Intermission III Male Announcer: If you wake up next to a fat hog in a trailer, you're livin the life of V Rock! (oink, oink) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Tesla - Cumin' Atcha Live (Written by Frank Hannon, Jeff Keith, Brian Wheat) Tesla appear courtesy of Universal Music Group Owwww! I'm a mean machine; I'm the kind you don't wanna meet My middle name is trouble; I'm a danger in the street My motors in overdrive, I got my pedal to the floor Never get enough, always comin' back for more yeah yeah Here I come, better step aside Here I come, I'm comin' atcha live, comin' atcha live I'm the one you want, I never give a warning twice Anything could happen like the rollin' of the dice - now! Here I come, you better step aside Here I come, comin' atcha live Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live Comin' at you live, oh here I come Come on! Comin' at you live, I'm comin' atcha live Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live Comin' at you live, oh here I come Comin' at you live, step aside, oh step aside Ow! Ow! Oh yeah, here I come, here I come! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- AJ. Lazlow XIII - The Lazlow mega-music marathon! Lazlow: Alright welcome back! Comin up we got a special treat for you! The Lazlow mega-music marathon! Where I play two records back to back and then some commercials and then two more records! (Autograph - Turn up the Radio starts to play) Lazlow: Oh yeah! And remember if you wanna get a great new hair style, Sissy Sprits is probably the way to go. Either that or a perm... or both. Sissy Sprits your perm! That's pretty cool! That's what I got and it works for me! Anyway it's time for Lazlow mega-music marathon! Let's start off with this one... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Autograph - Turn Up The Radio (Written by Steven Plunkett, Rand Rand, Steve Isham, Steve Lynch, Keni Richards) Autograph appear coutesy of The RCA Records Label, under licence from BMG Special Products Turn it up! Yeah! I'm working hard, you're working too We do it every day For every minute I have to work I need a minute of play Day in day out all week long Things go better with rock The only time I turn it down Is when I'm sleepin it off Turn up the radio I need the music, gimmie some more Turn up the radio I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more Now listen! I wanna shake, I wanna dance So count it off a-one two three I feel the beat, I'm in a trance No better place to be Daytime night-time, anytime Things go better with rock I'm goin' twenty four hours a day I can't seem to stop Turn up the radio I need the music, gimmie some more Turn up the radio I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more Turn up the radio I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more Turn up the radio I need the music, gimmie some more Yeah! Turn up the radio I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more Waaaaaaaaaah! Turn up the radio Come on! I need the music, gimmie some more Everybody Turn up the radio Turn it up! I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more (Whooooooooooo!) Turn up the radio Turn it up! I need the music, gimmie some more (Gimmie some more) Turn up the radio ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Megadethh - Peace Sells (Written by Mustaine) Megadeth appears courtesy of Capitor Records, Under License from EMI- Capitol Musc Special Markets What do you mean, "I don't believe in God"? I talk to him every day. What do you mean, "I don't support your system"? I go to court when I have to. What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"? I got nothing better to do And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"? Why do you think I'm broke? Huh? If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line. But, it better work this time. What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"? I didn't know you had any feelings. What do you mean, "I ain't kind"? I'm just not your kind. What do you mean, "I couldn't be president, of the United States of America"? Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right? If there's a new way I'll be the first in line, But, it better work this time. Can you put a price on peace? Peace, Peace sells, Peace, Peace sells, Peace sells, but who's buying? Peace sells, but who's buying? Peace sells, but who's buying? Peace sells, but who's buying? Peace sells, but who's buying? Peace sells, but who's buying? Peace sells, but who's buying? Peace sells, but who's buying? Peace sells, but who's buying? Peace sells, but who's buying? Peace sells, but who's buying? Peace sells, but who's buying? No, peace sells... Peace sells ----------------------------------------------------------------------- AM. Short Intermission IV Male VRock Radio Voice: Only sissies cry! (Boo, woo) Real men stand in the rain and listen to this! (Thunder noise) V, V, V, V, V, V Rock! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- AN. Commercial VI - Knife After Dark Male voice: He was just the boy next door... Old man: Hi! Well hello there Danny! I didn't know it was hockey season. Boy: Hey can I borrow a knife! Male vocie: A deadly curse, a deranged killer, a small town in tears! Knife After Dark rated R.. for Retarded. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- AO. Lazlow XIV - Complaining moms Lazlow: You know if one more mom calls complaining, "My son listened to your station then he flunked out of school wah, wah, wah!" Well how you gonna learn to party at school mom?! Male VRock Radio Voice: V Rock! Lazlow: And now for part two of the music marathon... hold on tight! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Anthrax - Madhouse (Written by Anthrax) Anthrax appear courtesy of Island Def Jam Music Group) White coats to bind me, out of control I live alone inside my mind World of confusion, air filled with noise Who says that my life's such a crime? Trapped in this nightmare! I wish I'd wake As my whole life begins to shake Four walls surround me An empty gaze I can't find my way out of this maze 'Cause I don't care Fall in, fall out Gone without a doubt, help me! I can't take the blame They don't feel the shame It's a Madhouse Or so they claim It's a Madhouse Oh, am I insane? My fears behind me, what can I do My dreams haunt my sleep at night Oh no, won't learn their lesson, white fills my eyes And only then they see the light Trapped, in this nightmare I wish I'd wake As my whole life begins to shake Four walls surround me An empty gaze I can't find my way out of this maze 'Cause I don't care Fall in, fall out Gone without a doubt, help me! I can't take the blame They don't feel the shame It's a Madhouse Or so they claim It's a Madhouse Oh, am I insane? Trapped, in this nightmare I wish I'd wake As my whole life begins to shake Four walls surround me An empty gaze I can't find my way out of this maze 'Cause I don't care Fall in, fall out Gone without a doubt, help me! I can't take the blame They don't feel the shame It's a Madhouse Or so they claim It's a Madhouse Oh, am I insane? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Slater - Raining BLood (Lyrics by K. King; Music and Lyrics by J. Hannerman) Slayer appear courtesy of Island Def Jam Music Group Trapped in purgatory A lifeless object, alive Awaiting reprisal Death will be their acquisition The sky is turning red Return to power draws near Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears Abolish the rules made of stone Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above Awaiting the hour of reprisal Your time slips away Raining blood From a lacerated sky Bleeding its horror Creating my structure Now I shall reign in blood! (Lighting followed by rain) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- AR. Lazlow XV - A face for radio Lazlow: You know I chose those two myself! I'm sick of people calling up and saying I don't have a passion for music and that I have a face for radio. What's that about?! Male VRock Radio Vocie: While other station's listeners are at school, (Piano plays) we're shoplifting! (Guitar plays) V Rock! (Echo) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- AS. Lazlow XVI - Stupid vulture LAZLOW: I about had with this stupid vulture! He gets more air time than I do! Who cares about a stupid bird! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- AS. Special Section with Lazlow quitting V Rock (Note - This is the secret clip on the last track of the Soundtrack CD. This part isn't included in the game, but it explains how Lazlow got a job on Chatterbox in GTAIII.) LAZLOW: So hey! How did I do? Do I sound ok? Hey! Do, do I look ok? What do you think? I gotta meet this girl later and check this out, she's dating my best friend! Heh! how cool is that? I tell you man, you can't stop me right now! Since I got this gig, I'm a one man-rocking-love- machine! Lazlow is unquenchable! I've had so many chicks this month, most of them can't even remember! And I gotta ask for a raise, I need more money if doing this sort of thing in a studio. I'm the star of the show man! All they say to me is "Talk more about the vulture, say the vulture'll peck your eyes out!" screw the vulture man! I'm a about rock n roll! How many chicks did the vulture get last week? I hate that freakin vulture... I'm the star, and they think they can get away with paying me less than the guy who's job I took! I'm Lazlow man! ...What was that?....Wha-I can't hear you!...Then turn the mic off geez! ....Sorry didn't mean to polute your studio! ....WHAT?! stop talking?! ...But that's my job! ...(Lazlow's voice is now heard away from the mic) Oh yea! if I weren't a rocker can I do this? (Glass is shattered) Oh yea! I've trashed hotel rooms! Oh yea I'm whacked on cough syrup man! Ohhh! Watch out for me! Yea ohhh! Ok, I'll leave, I'll leave!... Yea! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- IV. Interesting facts about the station and the music In the song Bark at the Moon, there are some sounds that don't go with the song on the soundtrack. At the end of the first verse, in the game you can hear Ozzy laughing, but you can't head that on the soundtrack CD. Also, at the beginning of the first bridge, you can hear distortion sounds, and it sounds toned down on the soundtrack, like they tried to get it out, but couldn't because that's the only place in the song where there's a bridge with those lyrics. This whole thing has been a mystery to me.... but I've figured someone at Rockstar tried to change it somehow. You can find the V Rock station downtown, down the street from Ammu- Nation and next to the hospital. In GTAIII, Lazlow, who hosts Chatterbox, says he has a job there because he got kicked off the rock station, which is explained by the secret track. When you go into a military helicopter (The Hunter) the radio is always turned to V Rock. Love Fist apparently made four songs for this game. Fist Till Morning, Down Down Down, Dangerous Bastard, and Fist Fury, but only Fist Furt and Dangerous Bastard is heard in the game. In the game, Lovefist is portrayed as a Scottish band, with Scottish accents and all. The names of the artists though, have names of Scottish decent, like McHaffie and McDonald, so maybe it all came naturally. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- V. Credits Thanks to Rockstar Games and Rockstar North (DMA Design) for releasing Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Without you, this wouldn't be possible. Thanks to Lazlow, for writing many funny parts of the game, and for bringing our lovable host back in Vice City. I would like to thank the following people on GameFAQs for being friends, comrades, associates, and just great people: CJayC, Adrenaline, AEtherSPOON, AggroSk8er, Andrea Blackheart, OMG! 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