____ _____ _ __ __ _ ____ _ _ / ___||_ _| / \ \ \ / /(_) ___ ___ / ___|(_)| |_ _ _ | | _ | | / _ \ \ \ / / | | / __|/ _ \ | | | || __|| | | | | |_| | | | / ___ \ \ V / | || (__| __/ | |___ | || |_ | |_| | \____| |_|/_/ \_\ \_/ |_| \___|\___| \____||_| \__| \__, | |___/ _____ _ ___ ____ | ___|___ __ __ ___ _ __ / | / _ \ | ___| | |_ / _ \\ \ / // _ \| '__| | || | | ||___ \ | _|| __/ \ V /| __/| | | || |_| | ___) | |_| \___| \_/ \___||_| |_| \___/ |____/ ____ _ _ / ___| ___ _ __ (_) _ __ | |_ \___ \ / __|| '__|| || '_ \ | __| ___) || (__ | | | || |_) || |_ |____/ \___||_| |_|| .__/ \__| |_| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Grand Theft Auto Vice City : Fever 105 Script By Wesker wesker@smartbee.com Version 1.04 (Completed) Last Updated 10/14/2004 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Updates 0.99 Most of FAQ completed all DJ scripts finished only two songs remain to have the lyrics written. Get Down Saturday Night and Act Like You Know. 1.00 Faq completed two songs lyrics written. 1.02 Special Thanks to Yudy for pointing out a table of contents error where contents that were missing needed to be added a pain for me since I had to change every letter :) but thanks nonetheless. Also grammatical errors were corrected in the script itself. 1.03 Giggle Cream commercial spelling revised thanks to KawaiiNeko. 1.04 Spelling Error corrected thanks to A.M.S.siva Ganesh Maharajan. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contents: 1. Introduction 2. Script A. DJ Introduction B. Whispers - And The Beat Goes On C. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit D. Fat Larry's Band - Act Like You Know E. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit F. Rusty Browns Donut Commercial G. Oliver Cheetam - Get Down Saturday Night H. Fever Commercial I. Dileo and Furax Law Firm Commercial J. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit K. The Pointer Sisters - Automatic L. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit M. Fever 105 Commercial N. Rene and Angela - I'll Be Good O. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit P. Fever 105 Commercial Q. Mary Jane Girls - All Night Long R. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit S. Fever 105 Commercial T. BJ's Used Autos Commercial U. Fever 105 Commercial V. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit W. Rick James - Ghetto Life X. Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' Y. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit Z. Fever 105 Commercial AA. Evelyn 'Champagne' King - Shame AB. Fever 105 Commercial AC. Giggle Cream Commercial AD. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit AE. Teena Marie - Behind The Groove AF. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit AG. Fever 105 Commercial AH. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit AI. Mtume - Juicy Fruit AJ. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit AK. Kool And The Gang - Summer Madness AL. Fever 105 Commerical AM. Farewell Ranch Commercial AN. Fever 105 Commerical AO. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit AP. In Deep - Last Night A DJ Saved My Life AQ. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit AR. Fever 105 Commerical 3. Conclusion 4. Legal Stuff ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Introduction ------------- Well basically I one day really wanted to write something for GTA Vice City I looked for a script since I have lots of experience in them and wanted to do an easy one for a change unlike my Halo one which took like a week at ten hours a day. I could do to no avail or so I thought. When I searched through all the scripts already done I neglected to notice Fever 105 doesn't have one there was a person trying to make a FAQ for all of them into one but abandoned it and never completed Fever 105. I was on the forums and someone said that there we no script for it so here it is :) I recorded the station directly from the game and encoded it into an MP3 and played it back so I could listen to the music and the DJ's over and over just to make sure I typed what they were saying right. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A. DJ Introduction ------------------ Commercial Voice: You thought that man was the Don but he gave you the fever. Male Voice: Fever 105. DJ Biscuit: Welcome back to Fever 105, Vice City's soul paradise with me manning the wheels of steel. (Long Pause) DJ Biscuit: Get yourself some tea and me. (Pause) And if your listening out there Chevan you best let old Ladykiller out of the dog house. (Pause) Cause he's ready to freak on your squeak box baby. Commercial Voice: F-F-F-Fever Male Commercial Voice: You got the Fever. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- B. Whispers - And The Beat Goes On ---------------------------------- And the beat goes on Just like my love everlasting And the beat goes on Still moving strong on and on Do you ever wonder That to win, somebody's got to lose I might as well get over the blues Just like fishing in the ocean There'll always be someone new You did me wrong 'cos I've been through stormy weather. And the beat goes on Just like my love everlasting And the beat goes on you'd better believe it Still moving strong on and on Don't stop for nobody This time I'll keep my feet on solid ground Now I understand myself when I'm down Like the sweet sound of hip music There'll always be something new To keep the tables turning Hey this super song There'll never be an ending And the beat goes on Just like my love everlasting And the beat goes on Still moving strong on and on (the beat goes on) on, ... Get down playing that fee, sure the beat is real The beat goes on And the beat goes on, ... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- C. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit ------------------------------ DJ Biscuit: Don't put yourself down baby your listening to the Ladykiller here on Fever. The home of modern Disco and Soul here in Vice City paradise on earth. Hot tubs and fine meal and a spot of relaxation you dig? Old Ladykiller gotta rest up you go guys carry on partyin. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- D. Fat Larry's Band - Act Like You Know --------------------------------------- Yeah you wanna know Act just like Act just like you know Whoa you just aughta know Yeah When your feeling down and low and you need a place to go Ohhhhhhhh Just pick up your shoes and go to the hottest place you know Ohhhhhhhh When you can free your mind and have a good time just step right up Hurry Hurry Hurry To the fired line Act like you know This is your way to shine Act like you know Theres only stars in the fired line Act like you know Where the bouts are real Act like you know Start kickin' up your heels Yea You wanna know Well Well Well The fashion here is dressed to kill so if you dare put on your dancing wales Yeaheahhhhh And you find yourself under a spot that'll make you hard to try So if you move in time and your feelin' fine just step right up Hurry Hurry Hurry To the fired line Act like you know This is your way to shine Act like you know Theres only stars in the fired line Act like you know Where the bouts are real Act like you know Start kicking up your heels Yeah You wanna know Well Well Well Act just like you know ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- E. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit ------------------------------ DJ Biscuit: Welcome back to Fever with me Oliver Biscuit the Ladykiller lets take your temperature oh baby your freezing. Remember its Saturday night every night with the Ladykiller you can apologize in the morning. Commercial Voice: F-F-F-Fever 105. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- F. Rusty Browns Donut Commercial -------------------------------- Male Announcer: How do you like to enjoy a Rusty Browns Ring Donut? Man: I like to lick lovingly around the outside and then thrust my tongue in the middle. Man 2: I like to munch it vigorously. Man 3: I just love the batter all over my face. Man 4: On Friday nights I just can't stop eating Rusty Browns ring donuts. Woman: Oh my god it's so good. Man 5: Sometimes I like to wear women's panties and walk around Fifth Street. Male Announcer: When you go downtown make sure you enjoy Rusty Browns ring donuts. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- G. Oliver Cheetham - Get Down Saturday Night -------------------------------------------- Get down this saturday night Saturday night Saturday night Get down this saturday night Saturday night Saturday night Saturday morning Friday in the eve Housework is calling me but where to begin Kids are out of school trying to find a plan Everybodys busy can't wait for the night to begin Ohhhh yeah You work all week long You work your fingers to the bone Fridays at a leave I can't wait for saturday to begin Woooooohooooo I'm gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun Make lovin' till the morning come I'm gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun Make lovin' till the morning come I like to party mhmmm Everybody does You can wait for the weekend no no To see what your getting to But you got to get down down down down down down Even if you stay at home Make love and listen to some music You've got to let your self go go go go go You work all week long You work your fingers to the bone Fridays at a leave yeahhhh I can't wait for saturday to begin Woooooohooooo I'm gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun Make lovin' till the morning come I'm gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun Make lovin' till the morning come In New York In Detroit Hey Hey Heyyyyy In New York in Detriot even in LA No no no Oh no no I can't wait for saturday to begin I can't wait for saturday to begin Whoaaaaa baby I can't wait for saturday to begin No no no Oh no no I can't wait for saturday to begin You work whoaaaaall week long You work your fingers to the bone Fridays at a leave I can't wait for saturday to begin Woooohoooo I can't wait for saturday to begin Oh whoa whoaooooooa I'm gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun Make lovin' till the morning come Some like to party Some like to dance Some like to make romance Some like to smoke Some like to dope Whoa whoaoooooooa babe Some like to drink ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- H. Fever 105 Commercial ----------------------- Male Announcer: Pounding headache, violent stomach upset, soaring temperature. Female Announcer: Fever 105 is ill. Male Announcer: You got the fever. Female Announcer: It's Hot. Male Announcer: Fever 105. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I. Dileo and Furax Law Commercial --------------------------------- Male Announcer: At the law firm of Dileo and Furax we understand that sometimes life throws you a curveball we help our blue chip clients get their lives back after circumstances have conspired against them. Just listen. Previous Client: It was an unfortunate accident what happened to my wife on that precarious cliff. Dileo and Furax can't bring my wife back but they made sure I didn't end up in the slammer. Previous Client 2: I was unfortunate enough to be found with fifteen kilos in my spare tire. I was so mad at the auto repair shop that sold me that tire thanks to Dileo and Furax the district attorney saw it that way too. Previous Client 3: I... I accidentally torched a quickie-mart when my medication ran out (laughs) Dileo and Furax helped me and the community by ensuring a healthy settlement from the pharmaceutical company. Male Announcer: At Dileo and Furax we understand the judicial system and we'll insure the truth is heard no matter how improbable were not cheap but what price can you put on truth? Call Dileo and Furax today at 866-974-2333 that's 8669-SHADY. Dileo and Furax accidents happen and we'll prove it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- J. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit ------------------------------ DJ Biscuit: This is the Ladykiller here on Fever and this next record is Automatic. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- K. The Pointer Sisters - Automatic ---------------------------------- Look what you're doing to me I'm utterly at your whim All of my defenses down Your camera looks through me With its X-ray vision And all systems run aground All I can manage to push from my lips Is a stream of absurdities Every word I intended to speak Wind up locked in the circuitry Chorus: No way to control it It's totally automatic Whenever you're around I'm walking blindfolded Completely automatic All of my systems are down Down down down Automatic Automatic What is this madness That makes my motor run And my legs too weak to stand I go from sadness To exhilaration Like a robot at your command My hands perspire and shake like a leaf Up and down goes my temperature I summon doctors to get some relief But they tell me there is no cure They tell me Chorus ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- L. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit DJ Biscuit: How are you all doing out there partying safe? (Pause) Relaxin in a hot tub with a fox or two kickin back taking it easy gettin your groove on I've got mine on 24 hours a day ladies that's why I'm the Ladykiller. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- M. Fever 105 Commercial ----------------------- Male announcer: I've got the fever baby. Female announcer: Word to daddy. Male announcer: Fever 105. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- N. Rene and Angela - I'll Be Good --------------------------------- I'll be good...good...good...good... I'll be good...good...good...good... Flash, we meet Passin' in the streets Words unspoken Silence unbroken, hey Just by chance We fell into romance The cry of success Left no room to guess Oh, no (Oh, no) Love has knocked us down and scored We've been twice around the block before Know the changes you've been through My promise is to you I'll be good Ooh, ooh (Ooh, ooh) Better than before You know I'll love you more I'll be good Ooh, ooh (Ooh, ooh) Better than before You know I'll love you more I fell in love so quick I knew that this was it So much emotion Made so much devotion And when we talk We're never miles apart Your telephone line Is tied right to my heart (Love me, baby) Your love has knocked me down and scored (Knock me out, baby) You may hide and close your door (Baby, baby) Open up, I swear it's true (What you gonna do) I'll be good {I just wanna be good} To you (How good) Better than before (Mmm...) You know I'll love you more I'll be good Will you be good, boy {So good}, so good {Hey} Better than before You know I'll love you more When we talk We're never miles apart Telephone line (Telephone line) Tied straight to my heart I fell in love so quick I thought my mind was playin' tricks One twist of fate Made it somethin' so great Let me show you how to live Stop goin' from town to town Don't be afraid to give Time to settle down When I'm good I'm bad And when I'm bad I'm better When I'm at my best There's no room to guess I'll be good Ooh, ooh, ooh Better than before You know I'll love you more I'll be good Ooh, ooh, ooh Mmm...ooh I'll be good Better than before Know I'll love you more Better than before You know I'll love you more I'll be good...good...good...good... I'll be good...good...good...good... I'll be good...good...good...good... I'll be good...good...good...good... I'll be good...good...good...good... I'll be good...good...good...good... I'll be good...good...good...good... I'll be good...good...good...good... I'll be good...good...good...good... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- O. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit ------------------------------ DJ Oliver: Now that's a record to get down to whatever get down means to you I know what it means to me. It means gettin down with some women's puttin on a little soul on the HI-FI system. Changing into something comfortable like a velour sweat suit and playin records just like this. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- P. Fever 105 Commercial ----------------------- Female Announcer: Fever 105. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Mary Jane Girls - All Night Long ----------------------------------- Hey, boy Would you meet me on the roof tonight I got a surprise for you All (All) night (Night) long (Long) All (All) night (Night) long (Long) Oh, something's got me so excited, baby A feeling I've been holdin' back so long You got me shook up, shook down, shook out on your lovin' And boy, I can't wait to get started lovin' you All night long (All night long) I've waited for your love to come Up to the roof to show you the proof It's you that I love, I love And now that I can feel you coming closer to me I'm not running Boy, may I say I can't wait to get it on I'm gonna give it to you All (All) night (Night) long (Long) (I can't wait to love you, baby) I'm gonna give it to you All (All) night (Night) long (Long) (Ooh...ooh...ooh...) I'm gonna give it to you (I've been waiting for you so long, come to me) I'm gonna give it to you (Meet me on the rooftop in the night) I'm gonna give it to you (Come get my love delight) Oh, something's got me so delighted, baby I see your face in everything I do You got me shook up, shook down, shook out on your lovin' And boy, there is just no way I'll ever get over you All night long (All night long) I've waited for your love to come Up to the roof to show you the proof It's you that I love, I love Up on this rooftop I'll be waiting For your love, anticipating Hurry up and come 'Cause I can't wait to get it on I'm gonna give it to you All (All) night (Night) long (Long) (I'm gonna give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give it to you) I'm gonna give it to you All (All) night (Night) long (Long) (I can't wait to love you, baby) I'm gonna give it to you All (All) night (Night) long (Long) (I'm gonna give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give it to you) I'm gonna give it to you All (All) night (Night) long (Long) (I can't wait to love you, boy) Ooh...ooh... I'm gonna give it to you I'm gonna give it to you Climb up on the ladder, don't stop My love's waiting when you reach the top I'm gonna give it to you All night long Climb up on the ladder, honey What I got is better than money All night long Come on up, boy, don't be late What I got for you won't wait All night long Ooh...ooh... I'm gonna give it to you Swee dee dee doo doo ya Twee dee dee doo doo ya ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- R. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit ------------------------------ DJ Biscuit: We've gotta take a break now ladies your havin a little personal time with Oliver Ladykiller Biscuit and I'll be right back. When we come back I'm gonna get freaky why don't you go powder up your nose or somethin I'll be back. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S. Fever 105 Commercial ----------------------- Male Announcer: Soul music for lovers. Female Announcer: F-F-F-Fever 105. Male Announcer: Fever 105. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- T. BJ's Used Autos Commercial ----------------------------- BJ Smith: Hi, I'm BJ Smith tight in for the Vice City mommas and proud proprietor of BJ's Used Autos. Cars from all over America come to find a new home in Florida. Just like you I moved here after the draft football uh not Vietnam even though they do have a lot in common. I noticed there was one thing missin from this great town a celebrity endorsed used car shop. That's why I founded BJ's Used Autos. Every one of these beauties is freshly painted they look brand new we have new models coming in every morning usually around 2 AM. We can get you anything and if you see a car of your dreams tell us we can acquire it for you. I've takin the skills I've learned as a pro football player to the used car business snatch, grab, and run like hell. BJ's Used Autos I'm tackin low prices with high cars. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- U. Fever 105 Commercial ----------------------- Female Announcer: Maxin and relaxing baby. Male Announcer: Fever 105. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- V. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit ------------------------------ DJ Biscuit: Oh yes, I ain't don't yet baby no way you just you just pack a sack of lunch. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- W. Rick James - Ghetto Life --------------------------- When I was a young boy Growing up in the ghetto Hanging out on corners Singin' with the fellas Lookin' for the cute chicks Trying to find a bit of fun Looking for some trouble Or anyone who'll give me some I was young and crazy In the ghetto Didn't know what my life would be In the ghetto I was dumb and oh so lazy In the ghetto Something had a spell on me In the ghetto You wanna know what I'm talkin' bout? Talkin' 'bout ghetto life Ghetto Liiiiiiiiiiiife You wanna know what I'm singin' 'bout? Talkin' 'bout ghetto life Ghetto Liiiiiiiiiiiife When I was a young man Kind of free and fancy Met this little cute girl She said her name was Nancy She had pigtails to her shoulders She couldn't have been much older She taught me what I had to know To make a girl not want to go She was very kinky In the ghetto She laid her pigtails down on me In the ghetto And I was feeling oh so sneaky In the ghetto I had to see what love could be In the ghetto I knew it all along That my game was strong But I was wrong that time I knew I had to pray And give myself away Did you think I was man enough? Yeah Did you think I was smart enough? Yeah Did you think I was strong enough? Yeah Did you think I'd work it out? The Ghetto Life Sing it to ya, hit it baby baby Talkin 'bout ghetto life You got to get on over Talkin 'bout ghetto life When I was a young boy Tenements, slums and corner bums Playing tag with winos The only way to have some fun One thing 'bout the ghetto You don't have to hurry It'll be there tommorow So brother don't you worry Ghetto Life Talking 'bout ghetto life Talking 'bout Ghettoo Liiiiiiiiife Ghetto Life, baby Talkin' 'bout ghetto life Life Life Ghetto Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii(Talkin' 'bout ghetto life)iiioooooo la la la la life Shoop Shoop Shoop Shoop, Shoop be doop in the ghetto People we got to get over Shoop Shoop Shoop Shoop, Shoop be doop in the ghetto Talkin' 'bout the life Shoop Shoop Shoop Shoop, Shoop be doop in the ghetto Life Where's the place we funk? Ghetto Land that's the place we funk The place we like to funk Ghetto Land that's the place where we funk Say where the place we funk Ghetto Land that's the place where we funk The place we like to funk Ghetto Land that's the place where we funk Ho! The place we like to funk Ghetto Land, we like to funk Where the place, we like to funk Ghetto Land, that's the place Where we funk from day to day Ghetto Land Ghetto Land ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- X. Michael Jackson - Wannabe Startin' Somethin' ----------------------------------------------- I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' You Got To Be Startin' Somethin' I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' You Got To Be Startin' Somethin' It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah) Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah) You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah) And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah) It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah) Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah) You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah) And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah) [1st Verse] I Took My Baby To The Doctor With A Fever, But Nothing He Found By The Time This Hit The Street They Said She Had A Breakdown Someone's Always Tryin' To Start My Baby Cryin' Talkin', Squealin', Lyin' Sayin' You Just Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' [Chorus] I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' You Got To Be Startin' Somethin' I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' You Got To Be Startin' Somethin' It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah) Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah) You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah) And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah) It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah) Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah) You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah) And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah) [2nd Verse] You Love To Pretend That You're Good When You're Always Up To No Good You Really Can't Make Him Hate Her So Your Tongue Became A Razor Someone's Always Tryin' To Keep My Baby Cryin' Treacherous, Cunnin', Declinin' You Got My Baby Cryin' [Chorus] I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' You Got To Be Startin' Somethin' I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' You Got To Be Startin' Somethin' It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah) Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah) You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah) And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah) It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah) Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah) You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah) And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah) You're A Vegetable, You're A Vegetable Still They Hate You, You're A Vegetable You're Just A Buffet, You're A Vegetable They Eat Off Of You, You're A Vegetable [3rd Verse] Billie Jean Is Always Talkin' When Nobody Else Is Talkin' Tellin' Lies And Rubbin' Shoulders So They Called Her Mouth A Motor Someone's Always Tryin' To Start My Baby Cryin' Talkin', Squealin', Spyin' Sayin' You Just Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' [Chorus] I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' You Got To Be Startin' Somethin' I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' You Got To Be Startin' Somethin' It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah) Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah) You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah) And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah) It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah) Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah) You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah) And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah) You're A Vegetable, You're A Vegetable Still They Hate You, You're A Vegetable You're Just A Buffet, You're A Vegetable They Eat Off Of You, You're A Vegetable [Ad-Lib] If You Cant Feed Your Baby (Yeah, Yeah) Then Don't Have A Baby (Yeah, Yeah) And Don't Think Maybe (Yeah, Yeah) If You Can't Feed Your Baby (Yeah, Yeah) You'll Be Always Tryin' To Stop That Child From Cryin' Hustlin', Stealin', Lyin' Now Baby's Slowly Dyin' [Chorus] I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' You Got To Be Startin' Somethin' I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' You Got To Be Startin' Somethin' It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah) Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah) You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah) And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah) It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah) Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah) You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah) And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah) [Ad-Lib] Lift Your Head Up High And Scream Out To The World I Know I Am Someone And Let The Truth Unfurl No One Can Hurt You Now Because You Know What's True Yes, I Believe In Me So You Believe In You Help Me Sing It, Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa [Repeat/Fade-Out] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Y. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit ------------------------------ DJ Biscuit: This is Fever 105 you know the Ladykiller came from the ghetto but ladies I've made something of myself because I have certain guests. (Pause) And love of music and I love the women. (Pause) Sometimes when I'm with a woman nothing works better than then locking hoops with her fuck. That put me in the mood for something special like a sandwich I'm the Ladykiller this is Fever. You best lie down girl cause we're startin somethin. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Z. Fever 105 Commercial ----------------------- Female Announcer: (Slowly) Fever 1-0-5. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AA. Evelyn 'Champagne' King - Shame ---------------------------------- Shame Burning, you keep my whole body yearning You got me so confused It's a shame Sometimes I think I'm going insane But still I want to stay Wrapped in your arms I Is where I want to be f want to be, want to be Wrapped in your arms That's my high, my high Shame, ooh My mother says you're playing a game And what you do to me is a Shame Ooh, gonna love you just the same Mama just don't understand Wrapped in your arms Is where I want to be I want to be, want to be Wrapped in your arms That's my high, my high I can't get enough, ooh baby Enough of that magic touch Love is in my heart Tearing the rules apart So, why should I be ashamed Only love can be to blame If we lose our love It's a shame Ooh, I wouldn't want to live with the pain Gonna stay forever Wrapped in your arms Is where I want to be I want to be, want to be Wrapped in your arms That's my high, my high Only love can be to blame If we lose our love It's a shame Ooh, I wouldn't want to live with the pain Gonna stay forever Oh, it's a shame Shame (etc.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AB. Fever 105 Commercial ----------------------- Male Announcer: Whether your goin all night long or only for 4 minutes. Female Announcer: You'd better get that shriveled up thing away from me. Male Announcer: Your super bad. Female Announcer: F-F-F-Fever 105. Male Announcer: Fever 105. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AC. Giggle Cream Commercial --------------------------- Male Announcer: Gig Gig Gig Gig Giggle Cream. Female and Male Announcer (in harmony): Wa Wa Waaa Wa Wa Waaa Wa Wa Waaa Waaa. That's the sound I love. Male Announcer: Kills lots of brain cells in a funny happy way. It entirely legal thanks to a loophole by the FDA. Male Announcer: Whether you're at a family reunion or hanging out before the show have some Giggle Cream before everything it'll make you talk real low. Female and Male Announcer (in harmony): Gig Gig Gig Gig Gig. Gig Gig Gig Gig Gig Gig Gig (Fast) Weheee. Wa Wa Waaa Wa Wa Waaa Wa Wa Waaa Waaa. That's the sound I love. Male Announcer: Giggle Cream it makes dessert funny. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AD. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit ------------------------------- DJ Biscuit: I'm just puttin my needle into another groove if it starts skippin don't be trippin. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AE. Teena Marie - Behind The Groove ----------------------------------- Hey, baby {Oh, yeah} Let me take you to Xanadu {Where is that?} Behind the groove {Well, alright} Hoo... {Behind the groove} There's another side inside of you {Behind the groove} You can make your wildest dreams come true So get on up {Behind the groove} And shake your body {Get behind the groove} Open up and take the music in {Get behind the groove} You better get on up {Behind the groove} Come to the party {Get behind the groove} Life is waitin' for you to begin {Behind the groove} You can dance forever and a day {Behind the groove} There is romance just a glance away Got to move, get behind the groove Why don't you let your spirit play Another me and another you If we make it through to Xanadu, ooh {Shake your body, shake your body} Ooh {Shake your body, shake} Come on, I'll take you to Xanadu {Shake your body, shake your body} {Shake your body, shake} {Behind the groove} You can put away your masquerade {Behind the groove} You won't ever have to be afraid So get on up {Behind the groove} And shake your body {Get behind the groove} Open up and take the music in {Get behind the groove} You better get on up {Behind the groove} Come to the party {Get behind the groove} Life is waitin' for you to begin {Behind the groove} Open your eyes and see what's in store {Behind the groove} I must be the one you're searchin' for Got to move, get behind the groove Why don't you let your spirit play Another me and another you If we make it through to Xanadu, ooh {You ought to go with me} Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up Shake Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up Shake (A-la-la-la) Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up Shake (A-la-la-la) Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up Shake (A-la-la-la) Everybody sing la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Groove me, groove me, groove me, groove me La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la (La-la-la-la-la-la) La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Got to move, get behind the groove Why don't you let your spirit play Another me and another you If we make it through to Xanadu, oh... You can put away your masquerade You won't ever have to be afraid of me Open up your eyes and see what is in store I must the one that you are searching for Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up (There is romance just a glance away) Shake Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up (You can dance forever and a day) Shake Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up (A shake-shake) Shake (Shake) Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up (Well, sing my tune, just sing, la-la) Shake La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Groove me Groove me Groove me, groove me, groove me, groove me, groove me You ought to go with me ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AF. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit ------------------------------- DJ Biscuit: Teena Marie Behind the Groove behind my groove is a three hundred pound love god baby. A love god. (Pause) Take me to Xanadu. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AG. Fever 105 Commercial ------------------------ Male announcer: I've got the Fever baby. Female Announcer: Word to daddy. Male Announcer: Fever 105. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AH. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit ------------------------------- DJ Biscuit: I know a thing or to about juicy I'm three hundred pounds of juice. Fry up some bacon because I'm comin over for breakfast. Here's one you love Juicy Fruit. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AI. Mtume - Juicy Fruit ----------------------- Yeah (I like it, ooh...ho...) (I like it, ooh...ho...) I need it, I need it Oh, girl You know very well What you are You're my sugar thing My chocolate star I've had a few But not that many But you're the only love That gives me good and plenty Juicy fruit (Juicy) Juicy (Yeah...eah...eah...hey...) Juicy fruit (Juicy) Juicy Candy rain Comin' down Taste you in my mind And spread you all around Here I am Oh, this love's for you Hey, baby Sweet as honey dew Close my eyes Oh, what fantasy And you're right here with me Juicy Cherry blossom kiss What you're givin' Makes my body rock Keeps me sizzlin' Do what you want I don't care I'll be your lollipop [You can lick me everywhere] Juicy fruit (You're so) Juicy (Juicy) Juicy fruit (Yeah...hey...hey...hey...hey...) Juicy Here I am This love's for you Hey, baby You're sweet as honey dew [Dew] Close my eyes Oh, what fantasy And you're right here with me Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Juicy fruit Juicy Juicy fruit (Juicy) Juicy (I like it, I like it) Juicy fruit (In the morning, oh, babe) Juicy (Oh...oh...) Juicy fruit (Candy rain comin' down) Juicy (Turns me all around) Juicy fruit (I like it, I like it) Juicy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AJ. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit ------------------------------- DJ Oliver: Mmmmmm yeah (Pause) Yeah baby juicy. More I hear you. I hear you. (Pause) When ol' Oliver Ladykiller Biscuit is in the mood for some R and R its a shame to put it to waste you know what I'm sayin ladies ooooh bring me some lemonade. (Long Pause Next Song Starts) DJ Oliver: Mmmmmm that ones like gravy baby. Have you ever eaten from those hot dog joints? Banditos or something downtown I was over there the other night with a fistfull of coupons eatin me some hotdogs fifteen or so when I met this beautiful woman she was a fan of this show and boy did I put a nickel in her love machine. It was Summer Madness. Crazy fingers all night long and in the morning I played her this. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AK. Kool and The Gang - Summer Madness -------------------------------------- This song is completely instrumental so no lyrics here. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AL. Fever 105 Commercial ------------------------ Female Announcer: Yo. Male Announcer: You got the Fever. Female Announcer: You're c-c-c-cold chili. Male Announcer: Fever 105. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AM. Farewell Ranch Commercial ----------------------------- Male Announcer: Howdy, welcome to Farewell Ranch they say the golden years are the best years of your life but for many seniors they just stink up the house and make the grandkids feel uncomfortable with unwanted affection. Now your old people can be earning you money and enjoying the final years at Farewell Ranch. Its a working farm, cattle ranch, and crematorium where the cowboys are all over seventy-five. They'll enjoy rodeos workin in the fields and tendin all the final restin places of their new friends on Sunshine Hill. Farewell Ranch works your love ones from sun up to sun down and when your loved one passes away we'll send you a presentation package VHS with the spurs and boots they were wearin as they went on to a better world. Our residents sure love it here right Norm? Norm: Is this WW2? Male Announcer: Farewell Ranch the only way to ride into the sunset. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AN. Fever 105 Commerical ------------------------ Female Announcer: Who's you daddy? Male Announcer: Fever. Female Announcer: Ooooh you a daddy now. Male Announcer: Fever 105. Female Announcer: F-F-F-F-Fever 105. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AO. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit ------------------------------- DJ Oliver: This is Oliver Ladykiller Biscuit on Fever 105. One hundred and five degrees ooooh I'm just gettin my grove back on. Mmmmmmm Susan just called from Prawn Island sayin she's havin a party and can't I recommend something to get people in the mood? We'll baby I can recommend myself I'm cool as a cucumber and just as useful. (Pause) Ohhhh yeah. (Pause) Mmmmmmm. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AP. In Deep - Last Night A DJ Saved My Life ------------------------------------------- Last night a DJ saved my life Last night a DJ saved my life Cause I was sittin' there bored to death And in just one breath he said You gotta get up You gotta get on You gotta get down girl You know you drive me crazy baby You've got me turning to another man Called you on the phone No one's home Baby why ya leave me all alone And if it wasn't for the music I don't know what I'd do Last night a DJ saved my life Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart Last night a DJ saved my life Last night a DJ saved my life with a song You know I hopped into my car Didn't get very far no Because I had you on my mind Why be so unkind? You've got your women all around All around this town, boy But I was trapped in love with you And I didn't know what to do But when I turned on my radio I found out all I needed to know Check it out Last night a DJ saved my life Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart Last night a DJ saved my life Last night a DJ saved my life with a song Last night a DJ saved my life Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart Last night a DJ saved my life Last night a DJ saved my life with a song Hey listen up to your local DJ You better hear what he's got to say There's not a problem that I can't fix Cause I can do it in the mix And if your man gives you trouble Just you move out on the double And you don't let it trouble your brain Cause away goes troubles Down the drain I said away goes troubles Down the drain Last night a DJ saved my life There's not a problem that I can't fix Cause I can do it in the mix There's not a problem that I can't fix Cause I can do it in the mix Repeat ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AQ. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit ------------------------------- DJ Biscuit: Now that's a record my record is nine times back to back in a hot tub with a big old-fashioned mirror. Eatin ice cream at the same time. Remember don't hog it baby pass it around. I'm close as ninety-nine is to one-hundred and that's the truth Ruth you've got the fever. Guess I better go to the clinic again. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AR. Fever 105 Commercial ------------------------ Female Announcer: Baby you've got the fever. Male Announcer: Fever 105. From there on the station loops from the beginning. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. Conclusion ------------- I hope that you enjoyed reading this FAQ as much as I enjoyed writing it GTA Vice City is one of the best GTAs to date in my opinion. While this faq only took me like 15 hours of work not solid of coarse but total. This is one of the easiest FAQs I have ever written probably due to my experience in writing scripts of this sort. Anyways if you have any revisions or corrections e-mail them to me and I will correct them appropriately and you will be credited in the FAQ. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. Legal Stuff -------------- Copyright 2004 Wesker (Mark Wynn). This FAQ may be not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal, private use. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed publicly without advance written permission. Use of this guide on any other web site or as a part of any public display is strictly prohibited, and a violation of copyright. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------