[HN Gopher] Report to local authority in the UK if you see a kid...
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       Report to local authority in the UK if you see a kid using Tor,
       VMs, Linux etc.
        
       Author : Santosh83
       Score  : 227 points
       Date   : 2020-02-13 18:22 UTC (4 hours ago)
        
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 (TXT) w3m dump (twitter.com)
        
       | Dim25 wrote:
       | That's great, the more kids will play with Kali and other tools
       | the better. Rough times ahead, youngsters shall be empowered.
        
       | AnIdiotOnTheNet wrote:
       | "Hey guys, isn't it funny how so many people have no idea what's
       | dangerous or not because we, as an industry, do an absolutely
       | shit job of helping people understand computing in any meaningful
       | way?"
        
         | RealStickman wrote:
         | How many people would actually listen if they aren't at least
         | mildly interested in technology?
        
       | TallGuyShort wrote:
       | Reminiscent of this: http://linuxlock.blogspot.com/2008/12/linux-
       | stop-holding-our...
       | 
       | "I along with many others tried Linux during college"... but I
       | never inhaled.
        
       | pgoggijr wrote:
       | Don't really see the problem with this - the optimist in me
       | believes that this can be helpful for parents who might be in
       | over their heads. The leaflet isn't necessarily asking for
       | vigilance to put kids on watch lists, just to give parents and
       | kids some information on what is/not wrong to do.
       | 
       | "let us know so we can give advice and engage them into positive
       | diversions"
       | 
       | Sounds like police actually trying to have a positive impact
       | here.
        
         | DharmaPolice wrote:
         | >just to give parents and kids some information on what is/not
         | wrong to do.
         | 
         | I'm not sure it's helpful to suggest to parents who may be in
         | over their head that Discord and Virtual Machines are "wrong to
         | do" or even things to worry about.
        
           | pgoggijr wrote:
           | I didn't read that it was suggesting these things are wrong,
           | but that the police (who I would and it seems here that they
           | are) are educated on the topic, and can provide advice and
           | materials to potentially prevent wrongdoing here.
        
             | jotm wrote:
             | Not the severely underfunded West Midlands police.
        
             | vorpalhex wrote:
             | Excuse me, but you seem to be reading the news. By gosh, is
             | that.. is that a printing press in your garage there?
             | 
             | Pardon but you'll need to come with us. We need to make
             | sure you aren't publishing the _wrong_ sorts of things.
             | Don't worry, I'm sure this will get sorted out just fine.
        
             | Nursie wrote:
             | There's no advice needed if you find discord on your kid's
             | machine, unless you don't want them talking to other people
             | at all.
             | 
             | This is a poster that will scare the technically illiterate
             | into taking computer access away from their kids.
        
         | protomyth wrote:
         | Reporting your kid to the police for non-crimes will not have a
         | positive outcome. Your kid will be on a list, never trust you
         | again, and have to overcome so many more obstacles. Every
         | generation of parents finds something that is "over their
         | heads" and they need to deal with it like responsible adults.
         | Know what your kid is interested in and not fear monger it.
         | Deal with issues like an adult with educating yourself.
        
           | homonculus1 wrote:
           | Seconded. Police are not There To Help You. Police enforce
           | the law. When in doubt of the law, they simply enforce. Don't
           | ever tip someone off to the police unless you have a real
           | reason to believe they have or will harm a person.
        
             | pgoggijr wrote:
             | I know this is the internet echo chamber, but the police in
             | my community, and everywhere I have lived, provide a lot of
             | outreach opportunities to under-educated and under-
             | privileged (east coast, USA, for reference).
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | protomyth wrote:
               | I'm friends with police in a hard to police area, and
               | they are good people. It really has nothing to do with
               | the normal functioning of their community outreach or the
               | individuals themselves. I find my friends are intelligent
               | and care about folks.
               | 
               | Its the system you put your kid into by calling the
               | police on them. Police don't have choices in a lot cases
               | and the system around them has a lot of rules that
               | capture people in them for years.
        
             | tomatocracy wrote:
             | I don't know if you're in the UK, but this isn't true for
             | most of our police, certainly outside the cities. If
             | anything, this fact is something they're proud of.
             | 
             | As an example, I called them once (using a non emergency
             | number before anyone says anything) because I was worried
             | about a vulnerable relative who I couldn't get hold of and
             | they were great - went to his house and called back to say
             | he was fine, just couldn't hear the phone over the TV.
        
               | keanzu wrote:
               | You didn't report a faux crime, you requested a welfare
               | check.
               | 
               | But even a wellness check can go exceedingly wrong in the
               | US.
               | 
               | "He said he called a non emergency number for a wellness
               | check. Smith said minutes later he heard a gunshot."
               | 
               | https://www.npr.org/2019/10/13/769891781/fort-worth-
               | officer-...
        
               | rhn_mk1 wrote:
               | The US is irrelevant to the situation in the article.
        
               | dragonsky wrote:
               | The US seems to have a very strange relationship with its
               | police.
        
           | pgoggijr wrote:
           | This is what the cynic in me is worried about. As somebody
           | who grew up with parents who had no idea what I was doing on
           | the computer (no fault of their own, they just didn't have
           | access to the tools I did growing up), I can see them being
           | worried. Providing advice and materials is exactly what I
           | would hope the police would provide to them (which is in-line
           | with what this brochure says).
           | 
           | I acknowledge that this brochure _might_ represent fear-
           | mongering, but based on what's actually written in the
           | brochure, it doesn't sound like the police are looking to put
           | kids on a list.
        
         | voldacar wrote:
         | in over their heads with what?
        
         | Nursie wrote:
         | Having discord on a machine is a sign of being a gamer, or any
         | number of other things. VMs have a multitude of legit uses.
         | 
         | These things are not wrong to use, at best what this will do is
         | scare idiot parents, and perhaps put some talented, interested
         | kids off from learning more about computers as a bunch of
         | clueless authority figure in their life freak out about
         | completely innocent computer use.
         | 
         | At worst kids will be traumatised, put on watchlists and strain
         | could be put on family cohesion.
         | 
         | For nothing.
        
           | pgoggijr wrote:
           | While I agree that having Discord should be innocuous, a
           | parent who has no idea what Discord is should know that it
           | could be used to talk to (potentially dangerous) strangers
           | online.
           | 
           | A simple "Hey (son/daughter), the police told me that if
           | anybody on Discord tells you to download LOIC, then you're
           | probably in with the wrong crowd" is what I would hope would
           | come of this (along with the typical internet stranger danger
           | shpiel).
           | 
           | I also am scared of the worst case scenario you present, but
           | this brochure doesn't seem like that to me.
        
             | Nursie wrote:
             | A parent who has no idea what discord is but sees this
             | poster is going to get the wrong idea, be suspicious of
             | their kid and their kid's computer use, get scared and
             | react badly.
             | 
             | "Hey kid stop doing that, turn off the computer we're
             | taking it away, I saw that on a police poster" is more
             | likely.
             | 
             | You don't tell people to contact the _police_ over
             | innocuous stuff like this. It 's ridiculous.
             | 
             | The police in the UK are institutionally ignorant of
             | computers and computer use, and this poster is harmful.
             | 
             | (edit: Can you not see this for what it is? Fear and
             | ignorance in poster form?)
        
       | cushychicken wrote:
       | No such thing as bad press :)
        
       | xet7 wrote:
       | Oh no, should all kids that have Raspberry Pi be reported? When
       | you see kid using Linux on Raspberry Pi?
       | 
       | https://www.raspberrypi.org/blog/made-in-the-uk/
        
         | cs02rm0 wrote:
         | Kali Linux is a particular flavour which includes pen testing
         | tools, which is why it makes the list, they're not referring to
         | all distributions.
         | 
         | Don't make me defend this rubbish! =)
        
           | xet7 wrote:
           | Unfortunately this HN article title has "Linux etc", and not
           | specifying any specific distro.
        
       | philprx wrote:
       | Report your kid if he/she has a brain and is not getting
       | brainwashed on Facebook or YouTube.
       | 
       | This kind of thinking is really a bigger problem imho
        
       | vibrafox wrote:
       | That's how it starts. One day you're rolling your own kernel, the
       | next you're knee deep in Docker writing goroutines to keep one
       | step ahead of the police.
        
       | ReptileMan wrote:
       | One of the reasons why I supported brexit as non UK european.
       | Also their attitude to knives.
        
       | dvh wrote:
       | 1. Find which politician uses Android
       | 
       | 2. Report them for using Linux
       | 
       | 3. ???
       | 
       | 4. Profit
        
       | Kubuxu wrote:
       | I find this really funny as I had my parents buy me "Hacking: The
       | Art of Exploitation" in bookstore when I was 13.
        
       | proactivesvcs wrote:
       | Ironically, if a child is seen to be using Windows 10, Android,
       | Instagram, YouTube, Facebook, then their parents and guardians
       | need to ensure that the children understand that such software
       | and online services are a danger to their privacy and mental
       | health, and should warn them of how advertising will manipulate
       | them and cyberbullying harm them. That these entities do not care
       | about them or reducing any potential harm.
       | 
       | Our governments need to be curating or writing guides to help
       | parents and guardians teach children about these dangers and how
       | to avoid them. Open source software and online services that
       | respect the user are entities to cherish and encourage, rather
       | than treat like a boogeyman who's earned the title without any
       | material evidence.
        
       | josteink wrote:
       | But, uh, Russians and fake news, right?
        
       | jpangs88 wrote:
       | Also the title sounds funny, "What is on a child's computer?"
       | 
       | As well as the very 1984 like, "engage them into positive
       | diversions." Great copy!
        
       | techopoly wrote:
       | Reminds me of this article about a student whose property was
       | seized because he had computer expertise:
       | 
       | https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2009/04/boston-college-prompt-...
        
       | rvz wrote:
       | This is close to parody-level solutions here. Although this
       | really doesn't represent the whole of the UK but just the West
       | Midlands region, the age old assumption that kids on Kali Linux +
       | VBox + Discord = Hacking is really beyond comical these days.
       | 
       | Unfortunately, when it comes to some parts of the UK marketing
       | their solutions to preventing cybercrime and blackhats, this is
       | just one of their finest ideas. /s
        
         | keanzu wrote:
         | > this is just one of their finest ideas. /s
         | 
         | Not sure about the /s on the end there. This _was_ the finest
         | idea they could come up with as evidenced by them running with
         | it and distributing this leaflet. Presumably there were worse
         | ideas they considered and rejected leaving this as their finest
         | idea. Not a _good_ idea but the best they could come up with.
        
         | mariopt wrote:
         | I sincerely hope this won't stop kids from learning about Linux
         | and contribute to kernel code.
         | 
         | Labeling Linux as dangerous tool is far from reality.
         | 
         | Parents reading this, let your kids use Linux!
        
           | Rebelgecko wrote:
           | If anything, making Linux look dangerous and forbidden will
           | encourage more kids to try it out.
        
         | lastres0rt wrote:
         | VBox + Discord = Mac Kid who wants to play games only written
         | for Windows.
         | 
         | Really top-notch logic there in the UK. Brexit's finest.
        
           | 45ure wrote:
           | >Really top-notch logic there in the UK. Brexit's finest.
           | 
           | Relax. This is an example of some jobsworth in West Midlands,
           | who has binge-watched Mr. Robot, got carried away trying to
           | impress the boss' and released this under the cover of 'Safer
           | Internet Day 2020' initiative. It is not a UK policy and it
           | is definitely not related to Brexit.
           | 
           | This hasn't made it into the news cycle outside of social
           | media, because of other pressing matters like Covid-19,
           | storms, cabinet reshuffle etc. Once it does, most tech savvy
           | Brits will be having a good laugh, while others will ignore
           | the message entirely and start searching for these tools -
           | either way it is a non-story.
           | 
           | https://www.saferinternet.org.uk/safer-internet-day/2020
        
             | AdrianB1 wrote:
             | It is always sad when you see people not understanding
             | humor.
        
         | jotm wrote:
         | I lived in the West Midlands... Let's just say CS/IT knowledge
         | is severely lacking. On the other hand, if you're fine with a
         | rather low wage (but more than enough to live comfortably) and
         | being treated as unimportant all the time, there's plenty of
         | work around.
        
         | zozbot234 wrote:
         | Kali Linux seems to have become popular as an "elite" d00d's
         | distro of choice, for whatever reason. In fact, it is
         | _specifically_ intended as a penetration-testing tool only and
         | not for general-purpose use, because it forgoes some security
         | mitigations that you generally want to keep enabled on your
         | actual systems.
        
           | skocznymroczny wrote:
           | One big reason is the Mr Robot TV series. The main character
           | uses Kali Linux for "hacking", and it was quite a popular
           | show amongst casual computer users. As a result, many people
           | who had limited knowledge about security started installing
           | Kali Linux on their laptops so they could be "hackers" too.
        
             | FortCollinsDev wrote:
             | So that's how it works!
        
           | big_chungus wrote:
           | That's because it comes with stuff pre-installed and an easy
           | interface. Apparently, this is enough for people to ignore
           | that it uses root as the default user, is not at all stable,
           | etc. It shows up on all the crummy "Top 10 Hacker Systems!"
           | listicles as the top entry, so people use it. I guess no one
           | wants to install ubuntu and add katoolin repos, because
           | that's not leet enough.
        
           | smhenderson wrote:
           | At least Kali seems to be taking it well... The top reply
           | when I just looked at the tweet is from them:
           | 
           | --- Have to admit it's sort of nice they give kids a roadmap
           | on where to get started. We all know the easiest way to get a
           | kid to do something is to tell them they can't or should not,
           | then they list specific item not to do. To bad they did not
           | link to https://kali.training ---
           | 
           | As a parent I totally agree!
        
           | klodolph wrote:
           | Some people on the Unix & Linux Stack Exchange site have
           | created a definitive answer for beginner questions about
           | Kali, with the general theme that Kali is incompatible with
           | beginners.
           | 
           | https://unix.meta.stackexchange.com/questions/4640/what-
           | shou...
           | 
           | https://unix.meta.stackexchange.com/questions/5360/why-is-
           | ka...
        
       | void_nill wrote:
       | Cool kids use Black Arch Linux.
        
       | lastres0rt wrote:
       | Way to bury the lede -- DISCORD is considered 1337 Haxor Software
       | by these clowns? Really?
        
         | big_chungus wrote:
         | It's not, though there are a surprising number of servers that
         | sell stuff like hacked accounts, shady coupon codes, etc. Very
         | little actual hacking; I don't think I know anyone who uses it
         | for anything serious. Also creepy as all get out to tell people
         | to call the police on their own children.
        
         | vorpalhex wrote:
         | Have you seen how dank the memes are? Clearly if that's not
         | proof of illicit activity of the most odious, I don't know what
         | is.
        
       | mnm1 wrote:
       | This is one way to dumb down the population and fill them with
       | fear. Given the current events in the UK, neither of these goals
       | are surprising. Anti-intellectualism seems to be rising in many
       | parts of the world and is clearly correlated with the rise of
       | right wing authoritarianism. It makes sense as authoritarians
       | want to keep people stupid and ignorant of what is going on by
       | controlling them through fear. This is what happens when the
       | culture adopts authoritarian views. The US isn't much better in
       | this regard. One can really see the similarities between the
       | societies when looking at their worst aspects, authoritarianism,
       | anti-intellectualism, and fear mongering.
        
       | dyingkneepad wrote:
       | Am I the only one surprised for seeing them mention Discord
       | instead of IRC?
        
       | Jonnax wrote:
       | It's pretty dangerous to use Virtualbox. Oracle might run after
       | you for money.
        
       | 1000units wrote:
       | More interesting than the ad itself is how many HN'ers will use
       | this as an opportunity to call its creators stupid, thereby
       | betraying their autism.
       | 
       | Spoiler: its language reveals that it is a joke, and a pretty
       | funny one at that.
        
         | detaro wrote:
         | Ad for what?
        
           | Dim25 wrote:
           | kali linux? not sure what was the original comment.
        
           | 1000units wrote:
           | This might also be a difficult concept for HN'ers, but ads
           | aren't only for selling shiny baubles, one's mother, and SaaS
           | apps.
        
       | atoav wrote:
       | I am generally worried with were most of the anglosphere seems to
       | be headed these days. The UK always had an irrational fixation
       | towards surrveilance technology, but with a gaze at the political
       | developements of the past years this existing infrastructure gets
       | a whole new meaning I am afraid
        
         | TheOtherHobbes wrote:
         | Yes. We're laughing at the idiocy, but the idiocy is becoming
         | more and more entrenched. And more and more idiotic.
         | 
         | And we're also missing the subtext - which isn't specifically
         | about using Kali etc, but about the implication that anyone
         | clever, curious, and different should be considered dangerous.
        
       | big_chungus wrote:
       | Kali's response is pretty funny:
       | 
       | > Have to admit it's sort of nice they give kids a roadmap on
       | where to get started. We all know the easiest way to get a kid to
       | do something is to tell them they can't or should not, then they
       | list specific item not to do. To bad they did not link to
       | https://kali.training
       | 
       | Seriously though, I bet they'll get a bunch of people downloading
       | this stuff just because it's "forbidden".
        
       | heartbeats wrote:
       | > 1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?
       | 
       | > 2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't
       | remember installing?
       | 
       | > 3. Has your child asked for new hardware?
       | 
       | > 4. Does your child read hacking manuals?
       | 
       | > 5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each
       | day?
       | 
       | > 6. Does your son use Quake?
       | 
       | > 7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social
       | behaviour?
       | 
       | > 8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
       | 
       | > 9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?
       | 
       | > 10. Is your son struggling academically?
       | 
       | The more things change, the more they stay the same, eh?
        
         | brundolf wrote:
         | "Your son may be involved in Fortnite"
        
         | 0xcde4c3db wrote:
         | For the uninitiated: "Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?" [1]
         | 
         | [1]
         | https://web.archive.org/web/20191111044139/http://www.adequa...
        
           | 0xCMP wrote:
           | "I'm scared of hackers because..."
           | 
           | 58% - "They smell bad"
        
           | kossae wrote:
           | > Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers.
           | 
           | This is GOLD!
        
           | big_chungus wrote:
           | Wow. I honestly can't tell; is this satire? The sad thing is
           | that this remains many people's view of computers. The first
           | thing this person is missing is the ingenuity of people who
           | want to get around stuff; some crummy filter or lower-powered
           | hardware won't dissuade anyone who's curious.
        
             | homonculus1 wrote:
             | I thought it was real at first but "Linyos Torovoltos" is
             | just too silly. In retrospect the sections on AMD and the
             | extensive list of hacker literature are also tells, people
             | who think like this generally wouldn't delve into that kind
             | of detail.
        
               | AlisdairO wrote:
               | It was definitely satire. Adequacy.org as a whole was
               | generally in that vein. It caught a lot of bait on the
               | Lunix article though :-)
        
             | ducaale wrote:
             | Probably a satire
             | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adequacy.org
        
               | ce4 wrote:
               | What a shame, almost all of that wikipedia's link have
               | rotten away...
        
               | kick wrote:
               | It hasn't rotted, I imagine they're moving hosting
               | providers or something. Adequacy was up a few weeks ago,
               | I have a friend who links it quite frequently, so I see
               | it quite often.
        
             | smhenderson wrote:
             | I felt the same, and still am not sure but if it wasn't,
             | just wow. It felt like just a naive parent not knowing what
             | they're talking about but this one had me really scratching
             | my head...
             | 
             |  _If your son has requested a new "processor" from a
             | company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD
             | is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-
             | off" copies of American processor chips. They use child
             | labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they
             | deliberately disable the security features that American
             | processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking.
             | AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most
             | likely be told that you have to order them from internet
             | sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you
             | must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of
             | raising him well._
        
           | RealStickman wrote:
           | This is Gold, though I'm not sure if this is satire.
           | Especially point 8 sounds like satire, but maybe that's just
           | my Linux-infected brain and not what normal people think.
        
         | loopz wrote:
         | Is your 8-year old playing Left4Dead2? Please tell'em to turn
         | off mic, rq, log off and delete game. This a game for mature
         | adult playing!
        
       | mlrtime wrote:
       | You wouldn't download a car?
        
       | lozf wrote:
       | For some it seems Tom Scott's "Oversight" [0] can't come soon
       | enough.
       | 
       | [0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIuf1V1FhpY)
       | 
       | Well worth taking ~2 minutes out of your day for if you havent't
       | seen it.
        
       | draugadrotten wrote:
       | Let's just hope that parents that are computer savvy enough to
       | actually find and identify kali linux on a kid's computer are
       | smart enough to talk to their kid instead of snitching on their
       | own to the police.
        
       | UI_at_80x24 wrote:
       | Something you may not know about Kali:
       | 
       | It is used by the DoD, Canada's DND, and the UK's MoD, and by
       | extension I assume all of the 5eyes.
       | 
       | It is the standard tool. This isn't "just because" they saw it on
       | Mr.Robot.
        
       | AdmiralAsshat wrote:
       | The NSA also thought visitors of LinuxJournal were "extremists,"
       | so what else is new?[0]
       | 
       | [0]https://arstechnica.com/information-
       | technology/2014/07/the-n...
        
         | e12e wrote:
         | Ah, guilt by association.
         | 
         | https://youtu.be/Y0_IME9WsHQ
         | 
         | Pete Seger on being black listed in America, 1965 CBC Archives
        
         | grkvlt wrote:
         | no, they don't. anyone who took more than 30s to read further
         | than the headlines would see that this is an example of a set
         | of checks for users of TAILS and points out that extremists
         | often use this. its pretty obvious they don't consider linux
         | journal in its own a sign of extremism.
         | 
         | these would be refined to be more useful and then used together
         | to check for TAILS_terms in a user's emails and they are also
         | accessing TAILS_websites and then in conjunction with other
         | flags to find POIs.
        
         | protomyth wrote:
         | I'm old enough to remember when Radio Shack was freaking people
         | out by not selling them things if they had some unknown
         | combination of components bought. They were so damn insistent
         | on getting your address. Only store I always paid cash at
         | because I was on an electronics kick and my friend had been
         | told he was not allowed to buy some combination of components.
         | That was friggin hilarious (he was building a controller for a
         | pump), and I bought the components at another store location
         | (Radio Shack was sadly the only game in town at the time).
        
       | jeffadotio wrote:
       | "Have you ever, while running Linux, questioned the teachings of
       | the Mormon Church?"
       | 
       | "Micheal, where did you get this?"
       | 
       | "It's from a website."
        
       | mirimir wrote:
       | In postwar East Germany, about 1% of the population were
       | reportedly informants for Stasi.[0]
       | 
       | I wonder what percentage of parents get caught up in this. I bet
       | that it's more than 1%.
       | 
       | 0) https://www.dw.com/en/east-german-stasi-
       | had-189000-informers...
        
         | motohagiography wrote:
         | Snitch culture is a very dangerous and contemptible thing. It's
         | what kept Cuba, NK, and the former soviet empire running. You
         | just need to demoralize a small minority to watch over their
         | neighbours, reward them with something petty, make a few big
         | examples of individuals, and you can create a climate of fear
         | to rule with.
         | 
         | Where I grew up, teachers used to punish tellers along side the
         | alleged offender because it was bad for society.
        
         | dan-robertson wrote:
         | It's somewhat hard to know how many informants the stasi had
         | because of the destruction of records. Wikipedia suggests that
         | this could have been as high as 500,000 (something like 1 in 30
         | people) or up to 2 million (something like 1 in 7) if one
         | includes occasional informants
        
       | e12e wrote:
       | Oh, be mindful of VMS for sure. Eh, VMs, is it?
        
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