[HN Gopher] SoftBank expects $24B in losses from Vision Fund, We...
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       SoftBank expects $24B in losses from Vision Fund, WeWork and OneWeb
        
       Author : JumpCrisscross
       Score  : 228 points
       Date   : 2020-04-14 18:50 UTC (4 hours ago)
        
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       | pkaye wrote:
       | The CEO of the SoftBank did lose a ton of money back in the
       | Dotcom bust. I guess he is a huge risk taker. From Wikipedia:
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masayoshi_Son
       | 
       | >According to Forbes magazine, Son's estimated net worth is US$23
       | billion, and he is the second richest man in Japan,[1] despite
       | having the distinction of losing the most money in history
       | (approximately $70bn during the dot com crash of 2000).[3]
        
         | arkitaip wrote:
         | Huge risk taker or just a terrible investor?
        
           | jhwang5 wrote:
           | How do you reconcile calling some one bad at making money,
           | when he is worth 26bn.
           | 
           | In all seriousness, luck is >85% of making big money.
        
           | mrlala wrote:
           | Both.. I know nothing about this person but very possible he
           | just got lucky on some really big investments but anything he
           | tries to really do is shit.
           | 
           | Luck is such a huge factor sometimes...
        
             | pkaye wrote:
             | I think his second big chance was Alibaba.
        
       | JumpCrisscross wrote:
       | Has anyone estimated how close the Vision Fund is to defaulting
       | on its guaranteed dividend to preferred investors, _e.g._ the
       | Saudis?
        
       | microdrum wrote:
       | Maybe the story isn't that many companies they invested in did
       | not work out. Maybe the story is that they are bad investors.
        
       | misiti3780 wrote:
       | So did Adam Neumann get that 200M consulting contract + the huge
       | ~1B payout as he departed a few months ago - no right?
        
         | masonhensley wrote:
         | Apparently that payout was in question as recently.
         | 
         | https://www.barrons.com/amp/articles/softbank-may-get-out-of...
        
         | tmh79 wrote:
         | Its in court, but softbank hasn't paid the corporate structures
         | that controlled wework the money noted in their deal. Its
         | pretty crazy that no one really talks about how weird the
         | weWork corporate structure is:
         | https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1161762187590995974
         | 
         | All of the "deals with wework" are really deals with different
         | parts of this weird structure.
        
       | Havoc wrote:
       | Techcrunch doesn't work if you block advertising.com
       | 
       | I guess I don't need techcrunch in my life after all
        
       | register wrote:
       | I guess that, given the recent trends, their stocks will grow up
       | to the sky. P.S: I am obviously joking
        
       | captn3m0 wrote:
       | >The amount of $ 24,000,000,000 would have in 100 Dollar Notes a
       | weight of 240.00 t (217.72 short tons). A single stack of money
       | with 240,000,000 new banknotes would be 24.00 km (14.91 miles)
       | high und would have a volume of at least 248,373.60 litres
       | (262,453.46 quarts).
       | 
       | >For transportation, you should already have a fleet of trucks.
       | 
       | https://1000000-euro.de/how-much-does-a-million-dollars-weig...
        
         | hkmurakami wrote:
         | Gotta use the 1000 Swiss franc bills.
        
       | d_silin wrote:
       | I remember several years ago SoftBank has purchased ARM Holdings
       | and everyone commented on that as a "smart money" move. Where are
       | those smarts now?
        
         | SaxonRobber wrote:
         | Investment is gambling, smarts are winning.
        
         | jw887c wrote:
         | Softbank is every VC/PE's analyst and associates punching bag
        
         | loganfrederick wrote:
         | Compared to WeWork, Uber, and Wag, buying ARM was not their
         | worst idea.
        
           | d_silin wrote:
           | It was definitely a good idea! But they ran out of good ideas
           | very quickly after that, apparently.
        
       | rubyn00bie wrote:
       | Moral of the story: extreme wealth is a function of luck,
       | assuming otherwise will only make you look foolish. Masayoshi Son
       | has tried to prove otherwise and largely failed. Appreciate your
       | luck, not your ego, you won't make as many stupid decisions that
       | way.
        
         | splintercell wrote:
         | The problem with "luck not skill" people is that they are
         | defining all the elements of skill as a matter of luck.
         | 
         | Bill Gates made Windows which was used by millions of people
         | all over the world, well he got lucky because he was born at
         | the right place in the right time (a point made by Malcolm
         | Gladwell).
         | 
         | Elon Musk/Thiel made billions, well they happen to be at the
         | right place at the right time with Paypal. Once you make
         | billions, then making more billions is super easy, that's not
         | luck, but a function of wealth.
         | 
         | Cope - That's the only explanation for people attributing the
         | success of other people as luck. If it's luck then you're not a
         | failure, just unlucky, but if it's skill then you have to be
         | responsible for your actions and failure.
        
         | achillesheels wrote:
         | Acquiring luck is a skill on its own, please see my meditation:
         | 
         | https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XKPJ9ZY
        
         | Medicalidiot wrote:
         | I haven't been impressed with Masayoshi Son. Although I think
         | that the majority of successful people put hard work into their
         | idea, a significant reason of why they got to the level that
         | they're at is because of luck.
        
           | imtringued wrote:
           | Hard work is the price of the lottery ticket. You still have
           | to win to get the jackpot.
        
         | graeme wrote:
         | This is not a good moral. You're generalizing from one example.
         | 
         | Warren Buffett has made many successful investments for
         | example, over a damned long period. There's clearly skill in
         | his story. Skill that Masa didn't have.
        
           | toomuchtodo wrote:
           | https://www.technologyreview.com/2018/03/01/144958/if-
           | youre-... (MIT Review: If you're so smart, why aren't you
           | rich? Turns out it's just chance)
        
             | graeme wrote:
             | This is a computer model.
             | 
             | > So some people are more talented than average and some
             | are less so, but nobody is orders of magnitude more
             | talented than anybody else.
             | 
             | It seems likely that in some domains, some people are
             | orders of magnitude more talented. Assuming this is false
             | begs the question.
        
               | toomuchtodo wrote:
               | Talent is important, but luck more so. Without
               | opportunity, talent is worthless.
        
               | aussiegreenie wrote:
               | Eisenhower said "I'd rather have a lucky general than a
               | smart general. They win battles."
        
               | graeme wrote:
               | That's different than what your article claimed. It said
               | it was all luck.
               | 
               | I have no trouble believing that there is someone
               | theoretically more talented than Warren Buffett who a
               | less lucky life. I have great difficulty believing
               | Buffett is _untalented_.
        
               | viklove wrote:
               | You're right, not _pure_ luck -- it 's 99% luck and 1%
               | talent. If Buffet was born the child of a goat herder in
               | Azerbaijan, he would not be anywhere near the position he
               | is today.
               | 
               | Basically, if Buffet's father was anything other than a
               | US Rep and businessman, he never would've stood a chance.
               | He would be working 40 hour weeks making someone else
               | rich like the rest of us.
        
               | sg47 wrote:
               | I don't think the comparison is between Buffet and a goat
               | herder. It's between Buffet and everyone else that had
               | the same money to invest.
        
               | toomuchtodo wrote:
               | Any of his investments could've gone bad through no fault
               | of his own. You can be the smartest person in the room
               | and still get punched in the face, metaphorically, when
               | an unknown unknown presents itself. Buffett himself bet
               | $1 million that index funds were superior to active
               | management (and won) [1].
               | 
               | [1] http://longbets.org/362/
        
               | ericd wrote:
               | The best poker players lose hands all the time. But over
               | time, they win consistently against less talented
               | players.
               | 
               | Talent increases your surface area to catch luck.
        
               | viklove wrote:
               | Not if you go broke on your first or second hand. Most of
               | us only have enough cash to play one or two hands. If
               | you're the son/daughter of a million/billionaire though,
               | you get to play way more hands, and thus have a much
               | better chance of being successful.
               | 
               | Talent doesn't increase _surface area_ , it increases the
               | probability of success. Wealth is the only thing that can
               | increase surface area. See the problem here?
        
               | sg47 wrote:
               | Why are you going 'all in' in your first or second hand?
        
               | graeme wrote:
               | Buffett did make that bet. And he believed it to be true
               | for most investors. But he also notably believes some
               | investors can do better than the market. See this: https:
               | //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Superinvestors_of_Graham-a...
               | 
               | Buffett did have losses! And made mistakes. And you're
               | missing the point. I'm not arguing Buffett himself didn't
               | have luck. He himself has written extensively about this.
               | 
               | But he also had skill. Luck + skill. Why some believe it
               | must be one or the other and not both baffles me.
        
               | viklove wrote:
               | He had luck + skill, but he would not be successful if he
               | did not start with wealth, from his rich father.
        
               | graeme wrote:
               | Sort of. I'd say the best things he got from his father
               | were:
               | 
               | * A good upbringing * Early exposure to stock brokering
               | (his dad ran a small brokerage) * Being sent to
               | university and having his costs covered
               | 
               | Warren actually made the bulk of his early money himself,
               | I think. He ran an enormous paper route operation, and
               | also repaired and sold pinball machines at a large
               | profit.
               | 
               | He started all this around age 11 and it grew from there.
               | He had amassed $5,000 by age 14.
               | 
               | But not having to take money out for university made a
               | lot of difference I expect. It would have cut his
               | compounding. I don't remember him getting much in the way
               | of inherited wealth from his father though.
               | 
               | It's been over a year since I read his bio, so perhaps
               | I'm misremembering. Happy to be corrected if you have
               | specific info.
        
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               | tryptophan wrote:
               | Yeah, its insane to claim talent isn't orders of
               | magnitude apart. I'm probably a better programmer than
               | 99% of the population, but then I see those insane luajit
               | or llvm people and realize I'm just another noob.
        
               | viklove wrote:
               | How many orders of magnitude, would you say? 10x? 100x?
               | 1000x? Because billionaires have 10,000x more wealth than
               | the average person. Are you saying they're all 10,000x
               | smarter than us?
               | 
               | Obviously not. It's pure luck. Well, luck and
               | exploitation.
        
               | splintercell wrote:
               | > Are you saying they're all 10,000x smarter than us?
               | 
               | You don't make billions by being billion times smarter
               | than other people, but by either deploying raw materials,
               | or labor or capital to scale billion times more.
               | 
               | But in order to do that, you can't be 1x of the average
               | person (generally speaking), but you don't need to be
               | billion times better either.
        
         | vsareto wrote:
         | I bet I could get a better return by simply running a boot camp
         | for financial analysts.
        
         | whymauri wrote:
         | Son is a stellar example of failing upwards.
        
           | mbesto wrote:
           | His investment history would like a word with you:
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SoftBank_Group
           | 
           | I don't think I've ever heard of someone "failing upwards"
           | who's history starts with this:
           | 
           |  _SoftBank was founded in September 1981 as a SOFTBANK Corp.
           | by then-24-year-old Masayoshi Son, originally as a software
           | distributor. They went into the publishing business in May
           | 1982 with the launches of the Oh! PC and Oh! MZ magazines,
           | about NEC and Sharp computers respectively.[19] Oh!PC had a
           | circulation of 140,000 copies by 1989.[20] It would go on to
           | become Japan 's largest publisher of computer and technology
           | magazines and of trade shows.
           | 
           | In 1994 the company went public and was valued at $3
           | billion.[20] SoftBank agreed in September 1995 to purchase
           | U.S.-based Ziff Davis publishing for $2.1 billion.[21]_
        
         | dzonga wrote:
         | warren buffet wasn't making foolish decisions like Son. anyone
         | with the vision fund, could've had a positive return by
         | investing in sound businesses. you won't even need to be smart
         | like Buffet
        
       | attilakun wrote:
       | I'm confused about the numbers in the report linked in the
       | article:
       | https://group.softbank/system/files/news/en/press/2020/20200...
       | 
       | In particular, the "Change (C-A)" row of the table does not make
       | sense to me. If it would say "Change (A-C)" (not "C-A") then the
       | "Net sales" and "Income before income tax" columns would make
       | sense but the rest still would not. Does anybody know how to read
       | this?
        
       | gigatexal wrote:
       | Yikes. I wonder if they will sell Alibaba shares to shore up
       | funds?
        
       | whalesalad wrote:
       | Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
        
       | riyadparvez wrote:
       | It's funny how it's named Vision Fund and invests in a company
       | like WeWork. I'd be more forgiving if they have lost money
       | investing in companies working for techonological breakthrough
       | like nuclear fission or drug research for incurable diseases.
       | Instead they invested in a real-estate office space sharing
       | company trying masquerade itself as a tech company.
        
         | rchaud wrote:
         | The vision was to create a global monopoly by killing off
         | competitors with artificially low pricing. They tried the same
         | thing with Uber, with some 'driverless fleet' pipe dream thrown
         | in for good measure.
        
           | hodgesrm wrote:
           | In a way the "global monopoly" vision does not seem very
           | different from the Hunt Brothers trying to corner the market
           | for silver in 1979/80. The plan is to buy up enough supply to
           | create artificial scarcity. [1]
           | 
           | The problem with this approach is that there just aren't that
           | many robust, natural monopolies. I think that's been a defect
           | in VC investment strategies in Silicon Valley for at least a
           | decade.
           | 
           | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_Thursday
        
           | jasonv wrote:
           | Honest question: Has that actually worked?
           | 
           | For most Ubers, you also get a Lyft.
           | 
           | iPhone, Androids. (Even granting profit to Apple in
           | smartphones).
        
             | DevX101 wrote:
             | Uber almost killed Lyft. Had it not been for the 2017
             | #DeleteUber campaign that started in 2017, Lyft might have
             | ran out of money or forced to concede more US markets.
        
               | dsl wrote:
               | It was Uber trying to steal from Waymo that saved Lyft.
               | 
               | Google gave Lyft $1.5 billion in "fuck Uber" money months
               | after filing suit against Uber.
        
               | komali2 wrote:
               | Crazy how if the executives of Uber hadn't been blatantly
               | evil as fuck, Lyft might not exist today.
               | 
               | My partner and I still exclusively use Lyft just because
               | we don't like the ethics of Uber
        
               | elliekelly wrote:
               | I exclusively use Lyft ever since I asked an Uber driver
               | if he also drove for Lyft and he casually mentioned that
               | he couldn't pass their background check...
        
           | swyx wrote:
           | the nice, short summary of this i saw somewhere is: "Turns
           | out money is not a moat."
        
           | imtringued wrote:
           | Their tiny little fund isn't powerful enough for that. They
           | can try that when they have a multi trillion dollar fund. The
           | reason why the vision fund failed is pretty obvious. They
           | dump their money into late stage companies without actually
           | checking if the business is viable. This strategy works with
           | very young companies because initial investments are very
           | low. One million here, 5 million there. If 95% of companies
           | fail it doesn't matter because there will be a unicorn or
           | two. With something like Uber or Wework most of the crazy
           | gains are already gone. They are way beyond the seed stage.
           | When you invest into them you must be careful and check that
           | you are spending money on a company that can actually net a
           | return. When you are spending more than a billion each loss
           | hurts a lot.
        
             | hkmurakami wrote:
             | Mostly the problem is that their portfolio companies
             | started fighting each other with the SB cash.
        
         | brandnewlow wrote:
         | Why else would you name it Vision Fund if not to compensate for
         | the obvious lack thereof?
        
         | maxdo wrote:
         | Sadly they just followed online+offline trends. Thought WeWork
         | is barely a software company. Their soft is very low and
         | horrible feels like it's been written way before WeWork was
         | actually funded.
        
         | loganfrederick wrote:
         | I made this same point when it was announced three months ago
         | that Wag (another major Vision Fund investment) was struggling:
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21095990
         | 
         | Yet somehow people still seemed to defend the strategy ("you
         | underestimate biotech ROI" or "investing in moonshots was not
         | the point of the fund").
         | 
         | Most criticism is invalid because it misses the underlying flaw
         | of the Vision Fund: If you're going to waste $24+ billion on
         | the Adam Neumann's of the world, you could not have performed
         | any worse by taking on riskier projects.
         | 
         | It was obvious to everyone that WeWork was going to flop (even
         | if Softbank got some money back from an IPO, the ensuing stock
         | price crash would've tarnished their reputation and who knows
         | how quickly they could've exited) and that Adam Neumann was a
         | con. So the return there was going to be heavily negative.
         | 
         | I doubt $10+ billion into drug research would've yielded as
         | negative of results, especially in this era.
         | 
         | The only valid critique of our approach I've heard is that it's
         | a logistical pain to try and spread and manage $100 billion
         | around $5 million at a time.
        
           | duxup wrote:
           | Biotech is a weird space for "tech" like ventures.
           | 
           | Generally actual tech startups don't have a lot of patience.
           | 
           | Biotech research as I understand it is naturally highly
           | iterative and immediate payouts are rare.
        
             | vikramkr wrote:
             | For the past few years it was not unusual for a company to
             | ipo within 12 months of raising a seed round in biotech. In
             | my experience, biotech investors are still using 5 year
             | fund horizons etc which make them far far more impatient
             | than tech investors. Tech has had private markets willing
             | to pour billions in to allow companies to stay private for
             | over a decade (airbnb, uber, etc) at huge valuations, while
             | biotechs have been pushed to IPO ASAP
        
             | Avicebron wrote:
             | I work with several biotech companies, I've observed
             | project decentralization also become a large barrier to
             | return on investment. Startups often develop a "go virtual"
             | mindset prior to a lot of their products being ready for
             | deployment. This coupled with the relative complexity of
             | novel biotech products can burn through runway and make big
             | investments riskier than an ad-revenue supported web
             | product.
        
             | aussiegreenie wrote:
             | I am working with several medical tech companies. It is
             | "true" venture funding. The main company has bone implants
             | technology and is a "Billion dollar company" in seven years
             | if everything goes well. Even after four years of R&D
             | revenue is still 18 months away. And that is in the
             | thousands not millions. Full commercial production is about
             | four years away.
             | 
             | Here are some the joys:
             | 
             | 1. Long lead times
             | 
             | 2. Highly regulated
             | 
             | 3. Conservative buyers
        
             | goatinaboat wrote:
             | _Generally actual tech startups don 't have a lot of
             | patience._
             | 
             | The tech that Silly Valley was originally built on was
             | hardware with multi-year development cycles. "Tech" as a
             | synonym for "ad supported website" is a very recent thing.
        
             | bsder wrote:
             | > Generally actual tech startups don't have a lot of
             | patience.
             | 
             | This wasn't true in the pre-2000. It was only the
             | DotCom(tm) era that spoiled VC's who all wanted hits within
             | 36 months.
             | 
             | The history of the valley was the history of _slow_
             | investments. Semiconductors are money hungry and slow--yet
             | VC 's invested in them until about 2000.
             | 
             | I would argue a lot of the lack of progress in tech is
             | because all the VC money is chasing _fast_ returns.
             | 
             | I find Musk insufferable, but, credit where it is due, he
             | put investment money into two _VERY_ slow industries.
        
               | hodgesrm wrote:
               | > The history of the valley was the history of slow
               | investments. Semiconductors are money hungry and slow--
               | yet VC's invested in them until about 2000.
               | 
               | Not all of them were slow. Intel IPO'ed slightly over 3
               | years after founding. [1]
               | 
               | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Intel
        
               | ericd wrote:
               | Do you know if the standard 10 year fund life was
               | different back then? If not, I'm curious how that
               | interacted with their relatively slow investments.
               | 
               | Maybe it's just that companies went public at a much
               | earlier stage back then.
        
               | Zach_the_Lizard wrote:
               | It's costlier to be a public company these days in terms
               | of regulatory burden, so fewer companies in general are
               | going public.
               | 
               | SOX in particular is expensive for smaller companies.
        
               | achillesheels wrote:
               | >Maybe it's just that companies went public at a much
               | earlier stage back then.
               | 
               | This. My father worked for a few semiconductor startups
               | in the 80's, e.g. Xicor. Liquidity events were trivial
               | compared to now. Small company's with competency and
               | focus could exit with a proprietary tech play which
               | satisfied everyone all around (founders, vested
               | employees, investors, industry). Rinse and repeat for
               | two-three decades and we get the foundations for
               | Information "Tech" startup culture.
        
           | Judgmentality wrote:
           | > The only valid critique of our approach I've heard is that
           | it's a logistical pain to try and spread $100 billion around
           | $5 million at a time.
           | 
           | It's almost as if the fund was just a terrible idea to begin
           | with. Masayoshi Son is famous for losing more money than
           | anyone in modern history.
           | 
           | https://arstechnica.com/information-
           | technology/2012/10/how-s...
           | 
           | He made lots of investments but made all his money on
           | Alibaba. In my opinion, he's actually a below average
           | investor, and that bar is pretty fucking low. And it really
           | shows when you look at how horribly the Vision Fund is
           | performing. He got lucky once and has cultivated a
           | personality around it, and people were dumb enough to believe
           | him. He's not the brilliant investor that Warren Buffet is,
           | he's the talented con man that Adam Neumann is. Maybe that's
           | why he was happy to give him so much money.
        
             | N1H1L wrote:
             | SoftBank is also Oyo's biggest investor, and get ready to
             | hear about the billions they will lose there too.
        
               | samizdis wrote:
               | There was a scathing Scott Galloway piece on OYO in
               | January:
               | 
               | https://www.profgalloway.com/oyomfg
               | 
               | "WeWork was an opportunistic infection highlighting the
               | poor judgment of SoftBank. Oyo is the beginning of the
               | end for Vision 1 as its brand moves from incompetent to
               | malefactor.
               | 
               | (And he's referenced it several times in other pieces.)
               | 
               | Edited to add the quote from the linked OYO piece.
        
               | gordon_freeman wrote:
               | I had absolutely worst experience at Oyo. I had an
               | overnight flight from Delhi to SFO and went there to get
               | a few hours of sleep but ended up shouting frequently at
               | their unprofessional staff for making too much noise. I
               | could not get any sleep and thought I could have been
               | better served by just reaching the airport early instead
               | of staying at Oyo. Just adding my feedback here to
               | illustrate that they have absolutely no oversight to
               | maintain the quality standards at the hotels being booked
               | by them.
        
               | mkagenius wrote:
               | Ritesh Agarwal the CEO of Oyo, is a bigger con-artist(1)
               | than his fellow Neuman. Now if you indulge me, I propose
               | that he will attribute his failure to Covid-19 and be
               | forgiven unlike his fellow Neuman who didn't had that
               | luck. Oh and an intereting fact, Sequoia just sold all
               | its shares in Oyo, a few months back with a good ROI.
               | Sequoia does make money even with con-artist founders.
               | They are good.
               | 
               | 1. https://www.livemint.com/Companies/7CN7u5d4i3bfYgBAZLd
               | LpM/Wi...
        
             | adventured wrote:
             | He got lucky in a big way twice. The reason he was able to
             | lose more money than anyone in history, is because the
             | first time he got lucky like that was with Yahoo when a
             | relatively small investment became worth tens of billions
             | of dollars. He failed to sell though and Yahoo of course
             | didn't have a sustainable position (unlike Alibaba). The
             | epic boom in his Yahoo position is what initially made him
             | famous during the dotcom bubble. It started the mythology
             | of Masayoshi as a finder of those types of investments.
        
               | sharadov wrote:
               | Masayoshi Son seems like someone who started believing
               | like Midas, that anything he touches would turn to gold.
               | I heard the guy speak, and he seemed full of himself. And
               | he's taken Saudi money, I would not want to be in his
               | shoes to say the least.
        
               | wolco wrote:
               | He is still way better off than your average hs
               | commentor. It will be easy to pivot into anything..
               | flower shop.. ebay jeans store the sky is the limit.
        
           | ksj2114 wrote:
           | It certainly was not obvious to everyone that wework was
           | going to flop.
        
             | anm89 wrote:
             | It was obvious to anyone that was looking as of about a
             | year ago.
             | 
             | It was so flagrantly obvious that it didn't even get the
             | chance to make it to the public markets to flop, because it
             | was clearly visibly a bad enough idea for everyone to run
             | screaming before that was able to materialize.
        
           | siruncledrew wrote:
           | It's true Adam Neumann is a con - being a con, though, is not
           | industry specific. Elizabeth Holmes is a con and investors
           | still wasted their money on Theranos, which was more
           | moonshot-esque emerging technology than some office
           | buildings.
           | 
           | Every industry has snake oil salespeople, and the Vision Fund
           | should have put in more due diligence with their choices.
        
             | lotsofpulp wrote:
             | I think the VCs that invested the money into Neumann and
             | Holmes are also snake oil salespeople, hoping to to dump it
             | off on the public markets during frothy times. Is anyone
             | supposed to believe that the smartest people educated at
             | the finest institutions in the world don't know how to do
             | basic due diligence before throwing their money at
             | businesses that don't scale, yet valuing them as if they
             | do?
        
               | sjtindell wrote:
               | In my opinion very few of the smartest, most successful
               | businesspeople attribute their success to anything they
               | learned at an institution. There are essentially no
               | traditional institutions that can teach you how to be a
               | great entrepreneur, identify those people, or help them
               | be successful.
        
               | wolco wrote:
               | A good entrepreneur knows how to navigate a downturn. A
               | successful entrepreneur gets lucky (or puts themselves in
               | better positions) and isn't afraid to gamble.
        
               | searchableguy wrote:
               | Or that wealth is not an indicator of anything and some
               | stupid people are rich because of a fragile broken system
               | which doesn't reward based on meritocratic standards
               | always.
        
             | matthewdgreen wrote:
             | Yes, but the con of Elizabeth Holmes was a case of blatant
             | fraud. Obviously investors should work harder to do due-
             | diligence that can uncover actively fraudulent behavior,
             | but you can understand some people being caught out by it.
             | There was very little in WeWork's model that wasn't visibly
             | problematic on the surface.
        
               | lotsofpulp wrote:
               | According to experienced scientists with decades of
               | experience and knowledge about testing blood, there were
               | very clear problems with Theranos' claims.
        
               | duxup wrote:
               | Yeah there was no technical info on how they overcame the
               | issues with actually maintaining the machines... and how
               | they operated with so little blood.
               | 
               | Competitors and scientists were pretty skeptical. Word
               | has it when they tried to pick up some traditional
               | investors and started asking questions they just got BS
               | and a lot of those investors walked.
        
               | lancesells wrote:
               | From everything I've read and watched on Theranos they
               | were committing major fraud. It's hard to blame investors
               | where the company itself is creating false test results
               | during meetings. As far as I can tell it's way worse than
               | WeWork.
        
               | x0x0 wrote:
               | In WeWork's defense -- and it's cray I have to say that
               | -- you can, in a world where we aren't on covid lockdown,
               | stroll into a WeWork and rent an office at the rates they
               | advertise. I've even worked in one. It wasn't a great
               | experience, but they're definitely not fraudulent or in
               | any way really comparable to Theranos.
               | 
               | Not a good investment, but not fraudulent. Whether they
               | can make money given their model is a matter for CPAs.
               | But they sell a real product at least.
        
               | wpietri wrote:
               | Not a fraud for the customers, at least in the short
               | term. But I think it made even less sense as a business,
               | so I think it's just as much of a con job for the
               | investors.
               | 
               | Think of it as akin to a Ponzi scheme. Early Ponzi
               | investors do fine. They get paid a real rate of return,
               | and often can even withdraw their money. Does that make
               | it less of a fraud? Nope. It just means the house of
               | cards hasn't collapsed yet.
        
               | x0x0 wrote:
               | Fair, but did they lie to investors, or did they just
               | sell a (really) optimistic story? Particularly that
               | consumer/business preferences would change for tiny
               | crappy loud pay-by-the-month offices?
               | 
               | If folks like Vision can't be considered sophisticated,
               | and capable of making up their own minds about the
               | likelihood of a financial model working, and whether they
               | like a somewhat-self-serving ownership structure, I don't
               | know who can.
        
               | luckylion wrote:
               | > Not a good investment, but not fraudulent.
               | 
               | As in "claiming you're a tech company and inflating your
               | valuation isn't fraudulent".
               | 
               | I believe the GP's point was that, if Theranos hadn't
               | been a fraud, it was a story that investments made sense
               | in. WeWork wasn't, it only "worked" because it was
               | essentially a pyramid scheme where the guy at the top
               | took the money investors brought in, pissed some off it
               | away publicly and then used that to show potential
               | investors how great his company was going.
        
           | Animats wrote:
           | Wag. Booking for dog walkers. Why did that ever get funded at
           | a high level? $300 million in funding?
        
             | oh_sigh wrote:
             | What does 10% off the top of the informal dog walking
             | economy look like?
        
               | dmix wrote:
               | May I draw you a upward line on a chart?
        
               | Spivak wrote:
               | I mean this kind of "tech" really only has one trick:
               | demand stimulation. Don't get me wrong it's a good trick.
               | Facebook and Google are making a killing by doing it.
               | 
               | The idea is just to prove that latent demand for dog
               | walking exists and what's holding it back is the fact
               | that people who would pay for this service don't know how
               | to find someone to do it. Not the craziest idea. There's
               | plenty of stuff that I would gladly pay for if I had any
               | idea how to find someone selling it.
        
               | vikramkr wrote:
               | in return for what? I'd also like to take 10% off the top
               | of some industry - let's say off of lawn mowing. Cool, so
               | now invest 300 million dollars into my lawnmowing app.
               | What value is it providing? what's going to justify that
               | 10% of the lawnmower market? I've got to go and create a
               | few billion more dollars in value before I can skim off
               | some of it and justify a 300 million dollar investment.
               | I've got to grow the lawnmower market by 11% or create
               | 11% more value before the players in the space would find
               | it worth it to give me 10% of it. I don't know if it was
               | clear how a dog walking startup was going to do that.
        
         | dipshitlol wrote:
         | Likely if you make intelligent investments you don't need to
         | market yourself :p
        
         | Barrin92 wrote:
         | yup I feel like even in the best case possible, what's the sort
         | of civilisational progress you get out of the sharing economy?
         | I guess okay you can remove some friction and maybe at the end
         | of the day everything is more modular and you're 20% more
         | efficient, but isn't something that has an alleged "300 year
         | vision", supposed to invest into things that change the world
         | fundamentally?
         | 
         | I think it's deeply depressing if one takes a look at the list
         | of most valuable startups how much of them is just consumer
         | goods or services.
         | 
         | I wish there was a bigger role for engineering and science labs
         | like Bell Labs at their peak rather than the dominance that the
         | commercial sector has.
        
           | mywittyname wrote:
           | I think part of the problem is that the people who get into
           | an industry to make the world a better place understand that
           | they need to maintain long-term control of their company to
           | achieve that goal, and see that traditional VC funding is
           | somewhat antithetical to that objective. There's no big
           | payout for a VC that takes a minority stake in a company that
           | may never go public and whose goals are probably to provide
           | low-cost services to poor people in developing countries.
           | 
           | If you're bright enough to change the world, you're probably
           | wise enough to anticipate the collision of these two worlds.
        
           | willberman wrote:
           | Look at Chamath palihapitiya's description of social capital.
           | This is what he states he's attempting to address.
           | 
           | The counter argument is addressed in a debate between Reid
           | Hoffman and Peter Thiel where Hoffman's pov is that change
           | occurs incrementally and what may not be considered
           | revolutionary today (twitter, etc...) would be considered
           | revolutionary 100 or so years ago.
        
           | philistine wrote:
           | The problem is that only four companies could bring the
           | technological improvements you talk about to market. They are
           | the only ones because they have achieved monopoly status and
           | should be broken up.
           | 
           | Under the current regime, what is SoftBank to do? Buy four
           | stocks and call it a day? Or pretend to find unicorns that
           | aren't even tech companies?
        
             | petra wrote:
             | Not really. Many key technologies are created by startups.
             | 
             | For example, startups are doing a lot in robotics and
             | synthetic biology.
        
             | blueline wrote:
             | the vision fund is like $100 billion right? you don't think
             | that's enough resources to bring about some big change? why
             | are only 4 tech companies capable?
        
             | jhoechtl wrote:
             | Google, Apple, MS, Amazon?
        
               | N1H1L wrote:
               | Add Facebook too. But basically hardware is really
               | difficult and we plucked all the easy fruits long way
               | back. A small misstep will kill you (eg: Intel and 10nm).
        
               | bsder wrote:
               | > But basically hardware is really difficult and we
               | plucked all the easy fruits long way back.
               | 
               | Remember the old saw "You only use 10% of your brain."?
               | Yeah, that's wrong, but what is almost completely true is
               | "You only use 1% of your transistors."
               | 
               | We have a zillion free transistors and they spend all
               | their time idle--even on tiny, battery powered
               | electronics. We haven't even scratched the surface of
               | what to do with all these transistors.
               | 
               | I have two entire Linux machines that communicate in such
               | a way merely to _open a door_. And I only feel slightly
               | guilty about being that wasteful. :)
               | 
               | Everybody programs embedded hardware with dongles with
               | underpowered microcontrollers. Why? Put an entire Linux
               | computer behind it (RPi or Beaglebone)--now what can you
               | do?
               | 
               | The current failure of tech is lack of imagination. Or,
               | perhaps more charitably, lack of competent implementors
               | (hardware and software) with imagination.
               | 
               | Transistors are free--now let's build something out of
               | them.
        
         | taurath wrote:
         | The belief that offices are going to get more fungible is
         | rapidly approaching I think, the problem is the "vision" that
         | WeWork was selling wasn't actually going to be achieved by
         | their business plan. It reminds me of California City,
         | California, a master planned city that few wanted to actually
         | live in. Tack on the other "We" companies which were clearly
         | there to create an ecosystem.
         | 
         | The problem I think still comes down to margins - WeWork
         | couldn't figure out how to actually make buildings vastly more
         | efficient.
        
       | H8crilA wrote:
       | Masa was given money and lost it _again_? Unthinkable. If he
       | lives long enough to the next late stage bull market will he
       | repeat his signature move? Will people let him? Those that read
       | Irrational Exuberance know the likely answer.
       | 
       | This was a good interview, recorded close to the peak of this
       | cycle: https://youtu.be/Sa2_VBu0d7k
        
       | clairity wrote:
       | it should be clear from the mounting evidence like this that
       | having (access to) capital is no guarantee of efficient
       | allocation.
       | 
       | that's not an indictment of capitalism _per se_ but of
       | plutocracy. the greater the wealth concentration, the less
       | efficient we become.
        
         | cryptica wrote:
         | This makes sense. Each person has limited bandwidth... If the
         | vast majority of the wealth becomes concentrated in very few
         | hands, those hands will simply start making bigger deals.
         | 
         | When you divide an investor's total thinking capacity by the
         | total amount of money they have to invest, you end up with less
         | thought going into each dollar. The average amount of thinking
         | per dollar drops and you get less efficient allocation of each
         | dollar...
         | 
         | Allocating capital is clearly very challenging and yet the
         | argument which advocates for increased concentration of wealth
         | relies on the assumption that people are getting better at it
         | on a per-dollar basis.
         | 
         | All evidence would suggest that people are getting worse at
         | allocating capital on a per-dollar basis. The more dollars
         | someone has, the less they will care about each individual
         | dollar. An increasingly complex world should require
         | increasingly more thinking going into each dollar.
        
           | clairity wrote:
           | great exposition. many get so caught up on the government vs
           | corporate dichotomy when considering excess and waste, but
           | size and scope relative to human capacity is the better
           | correlate.
        
       | FartyMcFarter wrote:
       | It should probably be renamed the Double Vision Fund.
        
       | silentsea90 wrote:
       | I wish even a tiny bit of the $24B came to my bank account. Where
       | did it go exactly?
        
       | graeme wrote:
       | Is there a way to buy put options on softbank from north america?
       | Have wanted to do so for a while, but doesn't appear possible at
       | my broker.
        
         | swyx wrote:
         | SFBTY is the ADR. but just don't, you have no edge here.
        
       | dzonga wrote:
       | softbank and son could've taken the monkey blindfolded approach
       | from a random walk along wall street and won't have lost 24bn.
       | hell they could've picked 10 kids and asked them to name coolest
       | things they want and they wouldn't have lost money. you've to be
       | pretty incompetent to lose 24bn
        
       | helltone wrote:
       | And whatever happened to improbable?
        
       | katmannthree wrote:
       | From the news articles I've seen I get the impression that aside
       | from an early investment in Alibaba, SoftBank has a very poor
       | track record. Is that actually true or typical for VCs, or is it
       | just a bad impression from only knowing about them from
       | headlines?
        
         | code4tee wrote:
         | Sometimes VCs are a bit like hedge fund traders. They have a
         | lot of terrible investments but one great one that made them
         | some money and made more people want to invest. Often though
         | there is little indication the initial one success was much
         | more than just luck and they then proceed to lose a bunch of
         | money for the investors that came in based on their "great
         | track record."
         | 
         | There are of course those that truly do have a great record
         | over a long period of time but they are much less common. We're
         | coming off a period where VCs and others could probably have
         | thrown darts at the wall and made a half decent return. Now
         | that's all changed so we'll see who gets washed out and who can
         | stand on their results long term.
         | 
         | As I think it was Warren Buffet once said, when the tide goes
         | out is when you get to see who wasn't wearing any pants.
        
           | Ididntdothis wrote:
           | As a bank you could probably hire 30 analysts who make random
           | predictions over a few years. One of them would probably be
           | right and you have your superstar who can attract clients.
        
             | aussiegreenie wrote:
             | There is an old investment scam where you start with
             | sending a few thousand letters with half saying gold is
             | going up and the other half saying gold is downing down.
             | 
             | Initially, half the people got "good" investment advice.
             | Send another letter to the people who got the "good" advice
             | say the US dollar is going up or down spilt equally. Again,
             | half the people got "good" advice, so send another letter
             | to the people who got two lots of good advice ie a quarter
             | of the original number. Continue to send letters to the
             | "winners" with half saying buy a commodity and the other
             | half to sell the same commodity.
             | 
             | If you started with 2,000 marks after four letters you have
             | 250 people who would have made "a very large ROI" if you
             | had followed our investment advice. Then you sell them some
             | very bad shit or a subscription to your investment
             | newsletter.
             | 
             | Morral: Past performance does not mean it will continue.
        
             | dtparr wrote:
             | Yeah, there's actually an old sports betting scam that
             | works similarly. You send out letters to tons of potential
             | gamblers saying something to the effect of 'The <team>'s
             | games are fixed and I've got the inside info. To prove it,
             | I'll predict the winner of the first n games' Then each
             | week, you send half the group one prediction and the other
             | half the other. Whichever half was wrong, you ignore, and
             | the the 'correct half' you repeat with the next week. After
             | n weeks, you have 1/(2^n) of your original group who've
             | seen you be right each week, and at your desired n, you ask
             | for money to keep going.
        
               | mywittyname wrote:
               | It's an interesting scam, but we all know how quickly n
               | grows in this scenario. You'd need 66k potentials to have
               | one correct guess, per team, per season in the NFL. And
               | the "winner" of you lottery needs to have enough scratch
               | to make your scam worthwhile, and be dumb enough to part
               | with it for a peak of your post-season picks.
        
               | Ididntdothis wrote:
               | I think with some common sense and understanding of the
               | sport you can probably narrow down things quite a bit.
        
               | hodgesrm wrote:
               | Turning to baseball there are teams like the '62 Mets
               | that really help a fella out when "narrowing." The 2003
               | Tigers were not far ahead.
        
               | marcosdumay wrote:
               | Why would you send more than 3 or 4 free "predictions"?
        
               | greiskul wrote:
               | Yeah, not only you get a bigger pool of victims with a
               | few predictions, and the idea is that you want there to
               | be games left in the season, so they pay you money for
               | the predictions of the rest of the season so they can
               | gamble.
        
               | scandox wrote:
               | Yeah they made an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Hour based
               | on that scam. So it's a golden oldie.
        
             | csomar wrote:
             | If you are making lots of trades, you probably will need
             | more than 30 analysts. Something close to infinity.
        
           | smabie wrote:
           | What hedge funds are you referring to? I ask because in my
           | experience, most hedge funds take a much different approach
           | than VCs. While VCs bet on low probability outcomes with
           | potentially massive payouts, hedge funds usually bet on
           | higher probability outcomes with low payouts. There are some
           | exceptions, but in general hedge funds aim for a consistent
           | return stream. As the saying goes, "bond-like volatility with
           | equity-like returns."
        
           | hogFeast wrote:
           | That doesn't happen in hedge funds. Most large funds fire
           | traders after the first risk limit is hit. When you are
           | graded monthly, there is no room for error.
           | 
           | Most of the grousing about hedge funds is because they failed
           | to keep with the market...guess who had the last laugh? I
           | know one fund in particular that was huge, had big outflows
           | because they apparently were out of touch...up 20% this year.
           | Another one converted to a family office...they have been up
           | 50%+ every year. There is also a big difference between the
           | big macro, multi-strategy funds and the equity funds that are
           | basically run with no regard for risk.
        
         | d_silin wrote:
         | As I mentioned earlier, purchasing ARM was definitely a good
         | deal.
        
         | wenc wrote:
         | I'm not sure I get that impression from their list of
         | investments -- check it out here [1].
         | 
         | The impression I get is that they are into extreme betting so
         | for all their good investments (and they have many good picks),
         | the gains get canceled by a few extreme bets on bad ones. I
         | suppose that qualifies as "bad at investing" by some
         | definitions though to me it feels more like "bad at hedging
         | risk".
         | 
         | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SoftBank_Group
        
         | tekkk wrote:
         | At least I remember them buying and quickly selling SuperCell
         | off for a hefty profit. But that could be partly just luck. I
         | feel they have had sound investment plans but they've also
         | become victims of their own hype. Hype without reality is just
         | delusion. And once you get engulfed with the feeling of self-
         | satisfaction it is difficult to get rid of it.
        
         | hkmurakami wrote:
         | They did great with Yahoo Japan. Also they pressured the
         | government into guaranteed solar energy purchase rates and they
         | built huge solar farms after the 3/11 Fukushima event.
         | 
         | How did their Sprint investment eventually turn out?
        
         | awa wrote:
         | I think uber investment was also working out for them before
         | the coronavirus hit (they paid $10B for 15% stake) . Apart from
         | that I can think of Alibaba, ARM, Supercell, Flipkart that have
         | been successful.
        
         | aledalgrande wrote:
         | I read an article a few years ago where it was explained that
         | investment is a winner-takes-all market: the top 1% VC firms
         | get 99% of the best companies to invest in, while the rest is
         | left with scraps (numbers as an example, not real). I am pretty
         | sure SoftBank is not in the 1%, no matter how much money they
         | have.
        
         | dirtydroog wrote:
         | They bought ARM. Quite a good investment I believe.
        
         | revel wrote:
         | VC investment is characterized by frequent losses with the
         | occasional outsized return. From what I've seen, they have a
         | pretty good record with this frame in mind. How do they
         | compare, peer-vs-peer? It's almost impossible to say since so
         | few VC funds are public and because accounting presentation
         | standards can vary wildly.
        
           | nordsieck wrote:
           | > From what I've seen, they have a pretty good record with
           | this frame in mind.
           | 
           | I've always wondered if this is true over the industry.
           | Obviously the top line VC firms perform quite well, but I'd
           | imagine there is huge survivorship bias here (much like the
           | rest of the actively managed investment industry).
        
           | aussiegreenie wrote:
           | >pretty good record with this frame in mind
           | 
           | No, they don't. The average VC does not even return the S&P
           | let alone make significate returns.
           | 
           | You always hear about funds making huge profits but that is
           | for one particular fund for one particular VC. Even the best
           | of them struggle to match 10-year index funds due to their
           | cost structure 2+20%.
           | 
           | Large fund make heaps of money for the GP but not for the
           | investors.
        
       | say_it_as_it_is wrote:
       | While this is a great misfortune, consider how SoftBank advanced
       | WeWork towards IPO. They were selling a pile of overvalued
       | garbage, hoping that that the rest of the world was as brain dead
       | as its own investors and not notice.
        
         | dullgiulio wrote:
         | I'm pretty sure this all happened in spite of what SoftBank
         | tried so that investors would not discover how bad WeWork is as
         | an investment.
         | 
         | We could start from the fact that is a real estate company and
         | not a tech unicorn...
        
       | fossuser wrote:
       | If you're throwing that much money around why not put it in
       | companies like Stripe? Even just putting it in existing big
       | players like Apple would have a good return.
       | 
       | Why dump so much of it in things like Wag?
       | 
       | Did they invest in anything that was actually interesting?
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | gok wrote:
         | Satellite internet? Autonomous vehicles? Nvidia and Arm? What's
         | "interesting" to you?
        
         | viklove wrote:
         | Clout. He wants to prove he's not a one-trick pony, but it's
         | becoming increasingly apparent that he is.
        
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