[HN Gopher] Guerrilla Public Service Redux (2017)
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       Guerrilla Public Service Redux (2017)
        
       Author : DerWOK
       Score  : 352 points
       Date   : 2020-05-27 16:05 UTC (6 hours ago)
        
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       | zackmorris wrote:
       | I grew up during the Earth First! movement which started in the
       | late 1970s on the coattails of various other forms of
       | environmental civil disobedience and tree hugging.
       | 
       | I think what's changed today is that due to the national debt
       | etc, most of us know that things are going wrong but we're so
       | disenfranchised/disempowered that we feel helpless to do anything
       | about it, even if we wanted to or knew we wanted to. It's not
       | just that we haven't had a raise in 20-40 years, but that our
       | bosses haven't had one, and neither have their bosses. We've
       | reached chronic, systemic ineffectualism.
       | 
       | It changes things when we go from a "how do we stop those guys"
       | perspective to a "how do we start helping society fix things"
       | perspective.
        
       | hammock wrote:
       | In my experience the transportation authorities care deeply about
       | proper signage, and may have been happy to put up a new sign had
       | he asked (did he?). It's not hard to print one in the machine
       | shop, and definitely would have been less work than what this guy
       | did.
        
       | triyambakam wrote:
       | These are the best kind of hacks. And it makes me think about the
       | high barriers that end up around fixing things like this. If he
       | had tried to make an appeal to get it fixed through official
       | channels, how long would it have taken? Would it have been fixed?
        
       | pieterk wrote:
       | How do we go about getting a bike lane across the Bay Bridge?
       | From Market St to the new section that already has pedestrian
       | access.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | novok wrote:
         | It's expensive, in the hundreds of millions of dollars:
         | https://mtc.ca.gov/our-work/plans-projects/bicycle-pedestria...
        
           | pieterk wrote:
           | It could start with a simple lane closure today, if traffic
           | stays at the current levels.
           | 
           | Thanks for posting the link. Will look for info on how to
           | fund/vote for this project. As mandelbrotwurst said below,
           | it's a small cost to greatly improve mental and physical
           | health.
        
           | mandelbrotwurst wrote:
           | Is that expensive? Back of the envelope, 10,000 one way trips
           | per day at $5 in avoided costs of alternate transport per
           | trip = $18.25M per year, seems like could pay for itself well
           | within the lifetime of the bridge?
        
             | novok wrote:
             | That is lost revenue for the bridge maintenance fund.
        
               | mandelbrotwurst wrote:
               | Well, maybe, unless providing this new alternate method
               | of transit decreases congestion and pollution, improves
               | mental and physical health of its citizens, and by
               | extension their productive capacity and the amount of
               | income or other taxes that they might pay.
               | 
               | While it's laudable that the City considers funding
               | sources for various projects, particularly so given its
               | many budgetary issues, it is flawed to think that the
               | cost benefit analysis in considering whether to invest in
               | a given project is as simple as "will this project pay
               | for itself directly through fees that it generates".
               | 
               | Money is fungible and the City has the ability to issue
               | bonds. It should consider the effects of what it invests
               | in on the overall health of the urban system at large.
               | 
               | We do this for things that are considered "social
               | projects", but not for infrastructure, but this is an
               | arbitrary distinction, and as always, it's all connected!
               | 
               | Note: I don't intend here to argue that any of the what
               | are called "social projects" are worth or not worth their
               | expense , just calling attention to what I see as an odd
               | disconnect in how we determine what is worth funding.
               | 
               | ...as a sidenote, your point also only holds if all of
               | these trips are replacing previously vehicular traffic
               | going over the bridge. Also note that you could have
               | alternatively chosen to focus on the decrease in wear and
               | tear on the bridge!
        
       | mrfusion wrote:
       | It would be so cool if this turned into a movement. Kind of like
       | open source public works.
        
         | MattGaiser wrote:
         | I'm not sure we really want people trying this on their own
         | initiative. This was a very good quality implementation, but
         | most attempts at this would've consisted of a piece of
         | cardboard and some spray paint.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | Ididntdothis wrote:
       | I always wonder what system the LA area is using for their
       | signage. They seem to have a rule to mark exits as late or
       | confusingly as possible. This leads to people suddenly swerving
       | across all six lanes. It requires a certain skill to mark that
       | badly....
        
         | derekp7 wrote:
         | Is that still an issue today with modern GPS systems, which
         | tell you which lane to be in (and when to exit)? I know that in
         | the Chicago area I barely pay attention to the signage anymore.
        
         | aidenn0 wrote:
         | That's funny because after moving to SoCal from the DC area, I
         | was impressed by how _good_ the signage is. I used to joke that
         | in DC  "Next right" means "you already passed the exit"
         | 
         | Maybe it's improved since I moved away (early '00s), but it was
         | terrible when I last lived there.
        
         | selectodude wrote:
         | It's not that the signs are bad insofar as the roads are old
         | and weren't designed for the speeds that people are driving and
         | the volume of traffic that they handle. Cutting over four lanes
         | over the course of a mile when everybody is going 50 and
         | there's plenty of room is significantly easier than how it is
         | now.
        
           | mech422 wrote:
           | The original freeway system was designed for 70mph... Dunno
           | how old these roads are though.
        
             | wahern wrote:
             | The U.S. Interstate system was designed for 70mph.
             | California's freeway system is older. IIRC, California
             | built the first "freeway" in the U.S.[1] It wasn't until I
             | moved to California that I ever even heard the term,
             | freeway, used regularly; elsewhere in the U.S. most people
             | use the term, highway, as a general word for a fast artery.
             | Some east coast locales often have their own terminology
             | (e.g. turnpike) for the same reason California does--they
             | were the first to build such infrastructure, and to do so
             | long before the interstate system.
             | 
             | FWIW, the U.S. Highway system predates the U.S. Interstate
             | system, and is still primarily composed of a patchwork of
             | pre-existing state roads, "freeways", etc. At the time the
             | interstate system was created highways weren't limited
             | access--and still aren't necessarily, though most people
             | don't understand or obey the technical distinctions in the
             | terminology, or what type of road they're driving on.
             | 
             | [1] See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arroyo_Seco_Parkway.
             | It was designed for 45mph.
        
               | xyzzyz wrote:
               | This results in lots of confusion. For example,
               | California Vehicle Code defines "highway" as "a way or
               | place of whatever nature, publicly maintained and open to
               | the use of the public for purposes of vehicular travel.
               | Highway includes street." This is much wider
               | understanding of what "highway" is than that of the rest
               | of the country.
        
               | mech422 wrote:
               | Huh - I never realized there was a 'real' distinction. I
               | always thought it was just regional slang. Thanks!
               | 
               |  _edit_ : spelling
        
         | toast0 wrote:
         | Socal freeways usually have center signs every couple of miles
         | letting you know what named exits are coming up in how many
         | miles, then the named exit sign maybe half a mile before the
         | exit, then the sign that just says exit with an arrow. Highway
         | interchanges have overhead signs with lane indicators (although
         | this particular one was deficient untill guerrila fixed).
         | 
         | It's pretty good as long as you're expected named exits.
         | California built their highways before federal standards on
         | numbering, so they were exempted from numbering exits until
         | about 2000. In 2000, they decided to add exit numbers when
         | replacing signs, and signs have a planned lifetime of 10 years,
         | so anytime now everything should have exit numbers ;). It's
         | gotten better, but there was a while where all the map software
         | would tell you to take exits by number, but the numbers weren't
         | posted (yet), a mix of better databases and more posted numbers
         | and me moving out of CA means I don't recall seeing that in a
         | while.
        
           | strbean wrote:
           | As Californian, I hate exit numbers. I typically know vaguely
           | where I'm trying to go, but navigation apps nowadays often
           | favor the exit numbers. Exit numbers are still poorly marked
           | in a lot of places, and are typically harder to spot.
           | 
           | Missed an exit one time because Google Maps said "take exit
           | 34C" and the exit number was only posted far down the
           | offramp, after it was too late. Best part was Maps neglecting
           | to say "for highway XXX", pretty much the most important
           | highway for the area, which would have made navigating
           | incredibly easy.
        
         | ocdtrekkie wrote:
         | As the article notes, the MUTCD defines the right way to mark
         | roadways, and generally most states follow it, or something
         | based on it. Of course, in particularly... unique... roadways,
         | the guidelines may need a bit of a tweak to handle it well. And
         | of course, sometimes mistakes are made.
        
       | igotajob wrote:
       | Throwaway account for obvious reasons. I think I got a job offer
       | from telling this story.
       | 
       | I heard this Podcast a little while ago. I am a civil engineer
       | and found it amusing. I apply for a job in transportation
       | engineering with a big agency and go through the interview
       | process. I passed the written exam and the second oral interview.
       | Next interview is with heads of the organization. They are asking
       | me good questions and I think they like me and my answers. One of
       | them asks how I keep up with news and latest things happening in
       | civil engineering. I mention podcasts as one of the mediums. Then
       | to keep the conversation lively, I tell them about this story
       | that I heard through 99% invisible. They all laughed and found it
       | amusing. It's a transportation engineering job talking about a
       | sign on the highway. I know my audience. Haha. And I followed up
       | that podcasts are a great news medium and I wouldn't have heard
       | this story if I wasn't listening to them. I like to think they
       | liked me from my qualifications but this story pushed them into
       | picking me.
       | 
       | I ended up declining the offer because I got a better offer
       | somewhere else. I'm just glad to know I have a really good
       | interview story.
        
         | vernie wrote:
         | Only a civil engineer would create a throwaway account to share
         | such a mild anecdote.
        
           | humanrebar wrote:
           | Maybe it's the main account providing the anonymity. Posting
           | something specific enough to be identifiable with a throwaway
           | makes sense in that case.
        
           | sedatk wrote:
           | Formerly civil engineer, now the president of the United
           | States.
        
       | GaryNumanVevo wrote:
       | With the decline in street traffic and large increase in
       | pedestrian traffic around my neighborhood, I'm thinking about
       | buying a couple of street barricades and putting up "local
       | traffic only - pedestrian right of way" signs.
        
       | acwan93 wrote:
       | How it looks today:
       | https://www.google.com/maps/@34.055603,-118.2563622,3a,75y,3...
       | 
       | That part of the LA Freeway System has always been a mess, with
       | the 5/10/60/101/110 all mashing together in one spot.
        
         | asveikau wrote:
         | It looks like they took hints from his suggested design!
        
         | jrockway wrote:
         | You can go back in time and look at the 2008 view and see the
         | guerilla sign too.
         | 
         | While I was looking, I noticed that there is barbed wire around
         | the pole that supports the sign, to prevent people from
         | climbing up. But it's only on the pole that's in the middle of
         | the freeway, not the one that is near the side of the road.
         | Clearly not a lot of thought was put into this sign!
        
           | flomo wrote:
           | If I recall the story correctly, Caltrans replaced the
           | guerrilla sign with an official one in the same location, and
           | returned the replica to the artist.
        
             | bananabreakfast wrote:
             | Unfortunately, they didn't return it to the artist :(
             | 
             | They didn't know where it came from so they just junked it.
        
             | jrockway wrote:
             | Yeah, I think they mention that in the article. In 2008,
             | you can see the original. In the most recent picture, you
             | can see the official replacement.
        
               | flomo wrote:
               | I mean they replaced it back in ~2001 so 2008 was the
               | official version. Not that it makes a real difference.
        
               | speg wrote:
               | > More than eight years after Ankrom's sign went up, he
               | got call from a friend who noticed some workers taking it
               | down.
        
               | flomo wrote:
               | Ah, okay.
        
             | [deleted]
        
       | barnabask wrote:
       | This is like the real-world version of applying a userContent.css
       | file to patch a UX flaw in a web application, except in this case
       | he patched a UX flaw in the freeway.
       | 
       | As users of web applications and freeways, I think we tend to
       | overestimate our expertise in designing solutions to the things
       | that annoy us. This story had a happy outcome because the expert
       | user was careful and competent. Thankfully the barrier to entry
       | for submitting patches is relatively high.
        
       | duxup wrote:
       | Not far from me there was an indication to take an exit to get to
       | another highway... but then no indication that you have to exit
       | again to get to that highway. It was a sort of "go here to get
       | there and then you're on your own" sort of sign.
       | 
       | I thought about doing something similar, but only as an amusing
       | thought.
       | 
       | Fortunately they fixed the sign a few months later and gave extra
       | indications where you needed to go.
        
       | jjeaff wrote:
       | I love a good forgery.
       | 
       | It's stories like this that can teach us how useless much of the
       | things we think are "secure" are actually not.
       | 
       | I'm always frustrated with the bogus security measure out there
       | that do nothing to stop the criminals and just serve as a hassle
       | to honest people.
       | 
       | Checks are one of those. I have a micr font and a few nice check
       | mockups in Photoshop for "verifying" checking accounts for direct
       | deposit. I'll simply plug in the bank routing number and account
       | number, print it out and write "void" on it. As if that is some
       | kind of security. I also keep some blank checks in case I need to
       | actually print a check. There is nothing special about them
       | except for the number placement (magnetic ink hasn't been a thing
       | for a long while, it's almost all optical now).
       | 
       | Another is a utility bill. I've had several occasions where a
       | utility bill with your name on it is required to verify your
       | location and identity and I either don't yet have the utilities
       | in my name or they are in the name of a roommate. A quick scan,
       | clone brush, and type tool and you've got a utility bill in your
       | name.
       | 
       | I have never had anyone take a second glance at any of this
       | stuff. It always works.
        
         | hinkley wrote:
         | A lot of traffic laws are essential to the distributed
         | consensus algorithm that allows people to get where they want
         | to go mostly safely.
         | 
         | There are many things you could do in a car, but the small
         | number of things you are allowed to do makes it manageable to
         | build a mental model of the people around you, even when you
         | can't see their body language. The only 'body language' you
         | have is this static chunk of metal, which is why we mandate
         | indicator lights, their size and their brightness, so you're
         | telegraphing something at least.
        
           | DenisM wrote:
           | It's not the central point of your argument, but it bears
           | calling out - there is plenty of body language on the road. I
           | can see these and more:                 - Drivers turning
           | their heads to check side mirrors before changing lanes.
           | - Swerving slightly when making blind-spot check.       -
           | Front wheel turning before the vehicle turns.       -
           | Drifting side-to-side within lane, signifying the driver
           | is distracted (or drunk).       - Speed discrepancy
           | signifying the driver is possibly lost and at risk.
           | of making a sudden turn.       - Tailgating or excessively
           | quick approach, indicative of possibly impulsive behavior.
           | 
           | Predicting behavior of other drivers on the road is key to
           | survival.
        
             | hinkley wrote:
             | Oh absolutely. See also:
             | 
             | - Turn signal on when there is no space to change lanes to
             | indicate "soon I _need_ to be in that lane so you 'd better
             | move before it becomes an issue"
             | 
             | But it takes a long time to learn this which is part of the
             | challenge of being a 16 year old (or in the case of some
             | people I know, an inattentive 35 year old).
             | 
             | The telegraphing is important enough that some of us flip
             | out when a driver ignores right-of-way trying to 'be nice',
             | or keeps tapping the gas and then not going. It's your turn
             | (or at least it is now!) just go before you get somebody
             | killed.
        
           | throwaway0a5e wrote:
           | >A lot of traffic laws are essential to the distributed
           | consensus algorithm that allows people to get where they want
           | to go mostly safely.
           | 
           | I take the opposite view. Traffic laws are just the
           | distributed consensus that's dumbed down enough to codify.
           | The traffic participants mostly agree what is ok and what
           | isn't but it's so nuanced and complex that we just write
           | imperfect rules for the big stuff like "thou shalt drive on
           | the same side as everyone else" and ignore edge cases like
           | all those situations it's perfectly acceptable do something
           | that isn't within the letter of the law.
        
         | emiliobumachar wrote:
         | If you get caught, there's no plausible deniability. No way to
         | pretend you just got confused, or that you were in a hurry and
         | just marked "Yes" and signed without reading.
         | 
         | If you were e.g. applying for state welfare while living out of
         | state, a forged bill with an in-state address would not get you
         | caught, but may be crucial for proving ill intent if you get
         | caught by unrelated means.
         | 
         | A lot of security measures add just that much security. It's
         | easy to break, but breaking it removes plausible deniability.
         | 
         | Most home locks wouldn't stop even a person slightly below
         | average strength, bump it with your shoulder a couple times,
         | and you're in. But you can't then claim you got lost, confused,
         | or thought it was your friend's house, or thought you heard
         | someone say "come in". A surprised homeowner will be less
         | hesitant to use available violence, and no court would believe
         | you meant no harm.
        
           | snowwrestler wrote:
           | This is an aspect of security that a lot of smart technical
           | folks seem to have problems reasoning about. Technical
           | systems sit within cultural and legal systems, and it is the
           | totality of all of those that shapes our behavior.
        
             | owenmarshall wrote:
             | I am reminded of the amazing James Mickens and his talk on
             | blockchain/cryptocurrency:
             | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=15RTC22Z2xI
        
           | rantwasp wrote:
           | you are going to dislocate your shoulder if you bump the
           | door. you should use your foot and you apply more pressure
           | without breaking anything Here:
           | https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/how-to-break-
           | down-a-...
        
             | emiliobumachar wrote:
             | Thanks, that was interesting. And counter-intuitive, I
             | generally worry more about injuring my knees than my
             | shoulders.
        
               | rantwasp wrote:
               | you're welcome! the good thing about this technique is
               | that the load is distributed and it's knee+hip. also
               | because of the lower contact area you can deliver more
               | force in the right area (ie the handle)
        
             | [deleted]
        
         | asveikau wrote:
         | Something I think is lost from your comment, though:
         | 
         | It's also stories like this that can show us that people are
         | generally benevolent. Your reaction to this is to call this
         | "forgery" and say the signage is not "secure". Neither of those
         | actually occurred to me here. The only thing I see is a well-
         | intentioned person fixing inadequate signage. It doesn't seem
         | all that less legitimate than signage from the state.
         | 
         | To me, a better argument for increasing "security" of the
         | signage is that occasionally in urban areas I've seen taggers
         | paint over highway signs. That has the potential to confuse
         | drivers, possibly leading to accidents, and it costs the state
         | money to re-paint. But there is no danger in a vigilante making
         | the signage more accurate.
        
           | libria wrote:
           | He did it right by their standards, though. Apparently even
           | affixed it well enough to not introduce liabilities (sign
           | shearing off in high wind and slicing into a windshield).
           | 
           | If you don't satisfy codes, the city will undo your work [1].
           | 
           | [1] https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/toronto-man-builds-park-
           | stairs...
        
         | betenoire wrote:
         | All security (crpyto math aside) is weak. Door is locked? Break
         | the window. Circumventing security measures means you
         | understood what you were doing, and can be punished more
         | severely for it.
        
         | mindslight wrote:
         | Technically those are real checks you're making, not forgeries.
         | A depositing bank might refuse to accept them if they don't
         | conform to the technical requirements of automated processing,
         | but they're legitimate negotiable instruments. Also, I could
         | see your bank charging you a hefty fee if they had to manually
         | process one. Does anyone know how this actually works out?
         | 
         | AFAIK there's a huge legal distinction between someone (else)
         | forging a whole check, or stealing your duly created check and
         | just forging your signature. For one, if your checks are stolen
         | you have a duty to notify your bank (whereas you can't possibly
         | be aware of a complete forgery). So you might not want to leave
         | extra printouts hanging around.
        
           | mattkrause wrote:
           | I was sad to discover that the "negotiable cow" story is
           | fictional: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Board_of_Inland_Reve
           | nue_v_Hadd...
           | 
           | The principle is true enough though: a check is just an order
           | to pay a certain amount of money from a certain account to a
           | certain person: https://www.law.cornell.edu/ucc/3/3-104 It
           | doesn't need to be in the standardized form found in a
           | checkbook.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | slg wrote:
         | This is just the physical equivalent of the same thing we have
         | been dealing with in the virtual world. A utility bill provides
         | no more or less proof than having both my mother's maiden name
         | and the name of my first pet. Most people are good so most
         | companies and organizations choose convenience over security.
         | The end result is that it is often incredibly easy for
         | malicious actors to socially engineer themselves into secured
         | areas both physically and digitally.
        
       | otterley wrote:
       | (2001) - (the web page is dated 2017 but adds little to the
       | original news reports of the day, e.g.,
       | https://www.laweekly.com/guerrilla-public-service-the-man-wh...
       | and https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2002-may-14-le-
       | pea14...)
        
         | Someone1234 wrote:
         | The comments date from 2015, not 2017.
        
       | 1-6 wrote:
       | Slipping in code without alerting anyone... Fun!
        
         | Uhhrrr wrote:
         | And he did it while it was running in production.
        
           | annoyingnoob wrote:
           | https://www.oddee.com/wp-
           | content/uploads/_media/imgs/article...
        
       | y-c-o-m-b wrote:
       | I've fantasized about doing this very thing for years!
       | 
       | There's a location here in Oregon that fails to tell motorists of
       | a major traffic merge coming. If you miss the merge, you exit the
       | freeway. Granted it's not difficult to get back on, but there's
       | no way to know this in advance. Prior to the pandemic - at
       | _minimum_ once a month - there would be a traffic incident here
       | because people don 't get any warning this merge is coming up so
       | make drastic changes at the last second.
       | 
       | Here's the location on street view. Notice there's nothing
       | indicating a merge is coming on the far right lane:
       | https://www.google.com/maps/@45.3709178,-122.7485804,3a,75y,...
       | 
       | Once you enter the turn to go right, still no indication of an
       | upcoming merge:
       | https://www.google.com/maps/@45.3703302,-122.7526115,3a,75y,...
       | 
       | Here's the merge, but notice that it's not until further ahead
       | that you're now being notified the far right lane is an exit
       | lane:
       | https://www.google.com/maps/@45.37444,-122.7554676,3a,75y,13...
       | 
       | Result? A daily traffic nightmare and constant near-death
       | experiences.
       | 
       | EDIT: BTW Google Maps makes it look like you have plenty of time
       | to move from the exit lane and back onto the free-way, but it's
       | an illusion. People are flying at high speeds on the left and you
       | only have several seconds to get into the correct lane.
       | 
       | EDIT: Forgot to mention this funny part. Conversely on the other
       | side of traffic for that same freeway (I-205), they DO make use
       | of adequate signage. Here's one that shows a merge is coming up:
       | https://www.google.com/maps/@45.370089,-122.749564,3a,75y,52...
       | 
       | About two miles down, they notify you well ahead of time that the
       | far right lane will be an exit lane:
       | https://www.google.com/maps/@45.373263,-122.7342592,3a,75y,8...
        
         | WrtCdEvrydy wrote:
         | Do it.
        
         | cfallin wrote:
         | Reminds me of this onramp to I-376 in Pittsburgh, where you
         | have a stop sign (!) at the bottom of the onramp (!!), which
         | then dumps you into an exit-only lane with a few hundred feet
         | to merge left (!!!):
         | 
         | https://www.google.com/maps/@40.4287854,-79.9328641,3a,75y,6...
         | 
         | I only took this ramp a handful of times before I learned to
         | detour several miles to avoid it...
        
           | leetcrew wrote:
           | unless I'm missing some important context, the full stop
           | seems like a really bad design choice here. where I live,
           | that sort of entrance would just be marked "no merge area!".
           | in dense traffic, people should probably stop, but in light
           | traffic people could be going a lot faster; it really sucks
           | merging into 65+ mph traffic from a full stop.
        
             | aquaticsunset wrote:
             | The hilly geography (and poor advanced planning) means you
             | don't have room for your lane to continue ahead of you.
             | It's an intensely short merge that would be dangerous to
             | allow people to fly out into, given you don't have time to
             | look and merge safely before your lane ends.
             | 
             | It's essentially:
             | 
             | 1) Stop 2) Find a gap in traffic 3) Floor it
        
             | throwaway0a5e wrote:
             | I suspect the whichever department is responsible for the
             | intersection has some internal rules about where they put
             | what kind of traffic signage and this merging area is too
             | small for a proper merge with a yield sign so they just
             | slapped a stop sign on it knowing full well that most
             | drivers will treat it like a yield it in light traffic
             | conditions.
             | 
             | Of course this causes problems when dutifully law abiding
             | drivers from out of town follow the law to the letter and
             | cause near misses or rear endings because they are behaving
             | unexpectedly compared to normal traffic but that's not the
             | problem of the people who put the sign there. Ignoring
             | these kinds of edge cases and expecting someone else (often
             | the courts) to sort it out on a case by case bases when it
             | causes problems isn't exactly uncommon in government. It's
             | like their version of an unanswered bug report from 2010
             | with a bunch of "hey I found this by googling and I have
             | the same issue" comments below it.
        
           | aquaticsunset wrote:
           | This onramp became less stressful and more entertaining when
           | I bought a sports car.
        
           | jaaron wrote:
           | Grew up in Pittsburgh.
           | 
           | PA has the worst highway merging habits and I blame onramps
           | like this. There's a number of them that are too short or
           | have stop signs like this:
           | 
           | https://pghroads.tumblr.com/post/44161958475/the-stop-
           | sign-o...
        
           | rootusrootus wrote:
           | Ah-ha, found the spot in America where you can really benefit
           | from driving a Tesla!
        
           | y-c-o-m-b wrote:
           | That's insane! My old F-150 L6 that I use for hauling project
           | building materials probably couldn't get past 30MPH by the
           | time that merge lane ended!
        
           | Nav_Panel wrote:
           | HAH! I took this exit twice last weekend! Really terrifying
           | merge during Saturday afternoon traffic, but it was easy on
           | Sunday morning (as I breathed a sigh of relief that I was
           | leaving Pittsburgh and wouldn't have to do it again). Reminds
           | me of a similar on-ramp onto the BQE in Brooklyn, which is
           | equally if not more congested: https://www.google.com/maps/@4
           | 0.6899298,-73.9989999,3a,75y,1...
           | 
           | The exit off I-376 coming out from the tunnel is also really
           | annoying -- exit, then left turn over a bridge, then you're
           | back on the highway and need to exit, then pick the correct
           | lane to head into Squirrel Hill, but it seems pretty
           | arbitrary, and you may end up making a weird left turn anyway
           | just to get "into" the neighborhood.
        
             | cfallin wrote:
             | Pittsburgh driving taxes one's navigation skills on a good
             | day, to put it mildly. Lived in Squirrel Hill for 8 years
             | and got used to it but it's probably the most local-
             | knowledge-dependent driving I've seen in the US. The five-
             | way at the bottom of Murray at Forward is fun too (you want
             | to go straight, but WHICH straight?).
             | 
             | When I first moved to Pgh, the street map reminded me of
             | this Mario Kart 64 level:
             | https://mariokart.fandom.com/wiki/Yoshi_Valley
             | 
             | It was fun but happy to be back on the west coast now :-)
             | Also, glad I've never had to drive in NYC -- that looks
             | tense!
        
           | jjwiseman wrote:
           | There are many of these on the 110 in LA, just north of where
           | this story takes place.
           | 
           | https://www.google.com/maps/@34.1032407,-118.1923538,3a,75y,.
           | ..
           | 
           | https://www.google.com/maps/@34.1133129,-118.1766803,3a,75y,.
           | ..
           | 
           | https://www.google.com/maps/@34.1114424,-118.1817898,3a,75y,.
           | ..
           | 
           | https://www.google.com/maps/@34.1070639,-118.1870749,3a,75y,.
           | ..
           | 
           | etc.
        
         | remmargorp64 wrote:
         | Wouldn't it be less work to just contact the Department of
         | Transportation and make them aware of the issue?
        
           | y-c-o-m-b wrote:
           | I've done it twice. The response is basically along the lines
           | of "thanks for letting us know, we are aware improvements in
           | signage are needed" and then they never do anything.
        
         | rootusrootus wrote:
         | Yeah that merge sucks all around in both lanes. The left lane
         | just merges directly into the freeway with no onramp space,
         | while the right lane exits. Meanwhile you've got traffic on I5
         | which is still coming up on you at 75mph since that's the point
         | where the limit drops, and some of them want off at Nyberg.
         | 
         | Not my favorite interchange, either. Not the worst in Portland
         | by far, but definitely awkward at times.
        
           | y-c-o-m-b wrote:
           | > Not the worst in Portland by far, but definitely awkward at
           | times.
           | 
           | That's true. I could probably come up with a decent list of
           | them.
           | 
           | This one in Portland is similar, and it's on a bridge.
           | Everyone on the right wants to go left, everyone on the left
           | wants to go right and all want to do it above 60MPH with as
           | little space in-between as possible. Scares the shit out of
           | me every time. https://www.google.com/maps/@45.5065751,-122.6
           | 714366,3a,60.7...
        
             | odysseus wrote:
             | The solution here is to stay out of the merge lanes unless
             | you need to merge.
             | 
             | And if you do need to merge, do so at the merge point, as
             | per http://trafficwaves.org/seatraf.html
        
               | y-c-o-m-b wrote:
               | Which is a great solution if everybody complies, but when
               | you have people unfamiliar with the area, bad drivers,
               | and anxiety over Google Maps directions is when it spells
               | trouble. I've lived in Oregon for over 30 years, so I
               | don't typically have a problem but I get nervous over the
               | unpredictable behavior of other drivers in those
               | situations I outlined.
        
               | rootusrootus wrote:
               | The merge point is as soon as the lanes touch. The
               | dominant traffic flow is I5 to I84 and every last one of
               | those cars has to switch lanes to get there, and some
               | traffic will need to cross in front of them to get from
               | I405 to I5. There's about a quarter mile to make it all
               | happen, while on a bridge with narrow lanes 130 feet in
               | the air, moving at speed. No, you will not be leaving
               | large gaps to let people in, LOL. You will back off and
               | leave exactly enough room for a car to get in front of
               | you (assuming you are not just going to trade lanes). It
               | works okay as long as everyone acts as expected and
               | nobody wimps out. It can get dangerous when grandma goes
               | through there and panics when it all gets really dense
               | for a moment.
        
       | et2o wrote:
       | I'm glad it worked out in this case. He seemed careful and
       | diligent. If the wrong person did it I could see this leading to
       | people getting hurt (falling off the catwalk) or damage to cars
       | (improper fastening). Overall I love it though.
        
         | throwaway0a5e wrote:
         | >If the wrong person did it I could see this leading to people
         | getting hurt (falling off the catwalk) or damage to cars
         | (improper fastening)
         | 
         | I really don't like seeing this sort of whatifism whenever a
         | story about somebody doing something that is not their day job
         | comes up. It's amazing it's still considered safe to file your
         | own taxes. The dude had the skills and he did the job and did
         | it well. Hand wringing over what-ifs adds nothing to the
         | discussion.
        
           | sevenf0ur wrote:
           | The risks should be discussed in order to discourage
           | copycats. People have died from objects dropped from
           | overpasses.
        
             | AnthonyMouse wrote:
             | The risks aren't significantly different than from other
             | things people do on a regular basis. People have died from
             | objects falling out of the back of a pickup truck. People
             | have died from a long list of shoddy home improvement
             | projects. People have died (and killed others) from working
             | in an official capacity for the Department of
             | Transportation.
             | 
             | The answer is to do the things that you do safely, not to
             | never do anything.
        
       | Animats wrote:
       | The Charging Bull bronze is a piece of guerilla art. NYC towed it
       | away after the artist put it near the New York Stock Exchange.
       | Its current location isn't the original one.
       | 
       | It was a promotion for the artist, who wanted to sell four more
       | of them.
        
       | livatlantis wrote:
       | Ah I'd heard about this earlier but the details are a lot of fun:
       | 
       | "He copied the height and thickness of existing interstate
       | shields, copied their exact typeface, and even sprayed his sign
       | with a thin glaze of overspray of gray house paint so that it
       | wouldn't look too new."
       | 
       | Of course, not everyone should be doing this, but what a
       | brilliant story!
        
         | lima wrote:
         | The best part is that Caltrans inspected it and left it up!
        
       | cxr wrote:
       | Rob Cockerham's site is part of the Olde Web and is filled with
       | things that are not-quite-similar to this, e.g. the "High-Profile
       | Sculpture Replacement"
       | http://cockeyed.com/pranks/mall/plazaprank.html
        
         | mprovost wrote:
         | Thanks for that trip down memory lane! Glad to see he's still
         | at it.
        
         | exlurker wrote:
         | Lovely, funny story!
        
       | hinkley wrote:
       | The highway construction outfit is some excellent social
       | engineering.
       | 
       | For some reason this reminds me of the stories after Manhattan
       | (?) legalized bee-keeping. People started confessing that they'd
       | had clandestine hives for years. My favorite was the guy who made
       | a fake AC unit, installed it on the roof, and bought a
       | stereotypical AC repairman outfit that he wore every time he went
       | to do maintenance work.
        
         | jjwiseman wrote:
         | See also
         | https://telstarlogistics.typepad.com/telstarlogistics/2006/0...
         | 
         | "The short answer is that it's a scam for parking illegally in
         | loading zones. The nerdy answer is that it's an ongoing
         | experiment in corporate phenomenology, urban camouflage, and
         | brand development."
        
           | michaelt wrote:
           | Did you know you can get through the security cordons at
           | international summits by simply arriving with flags on your
           | car and your own motorcycle outriders?
           | https://youtu.be/TdnAaQ0n5-8?t=56
        
         | gibspaulding wrote:
         | Slightly different intentions, but your comment about what you
         | can get away with while wearing a hi-vis vest reminded me of
         | this:
         | 
         | https://www.redbull.com/sg-en/bas-keep-walls-2017-13-01
         | 
         | There's a longer documentary on the project somewhere that I
         | can't seem to find right now, but in it they talk about what it
         | took to set up the last jump (starting around 3:00). If I
         | remember right, they actually closed down part of the road
         | (without permission) in order to set up the ramp and make the
         | attempt.
        
         | derg wrote:
         | >My favorite was the guy who made a fake AC unit, installed it
         | on the roof, and bought a stereotypical AC repairman outfit
         | that he wore every time he went to do maintenance work.
         | 
         | This is some 90's sitcom silliness I absolutely love it.
        
       | codazoda wrote:
       | I dunno if this story is authentic...
       | 
       | In high school, a teacher told me about an artist who was
       | applying for a job. The application required three pieces of art.
       | The artist included two pieces of art and a note explaining that
       | the third piece was the postage stamp drawn on the front.
        
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