[HN Gopher] Universal Paperclips
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       Universal Paperclips
        
       Author : Malfunction92
       Score  : 66 points
       Date   : 2020-09-06 07:24 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | klodolph wrote:
       | Anyone reading this from Google, look up the "SWE Simulator".
       | It's internal, so you have to play it from your work computer.
        
         | csours wrote:
         | Can you describe it for non-googlers?
        
         | eccfcco15 wrote:
         | Good suggestion. It is a bit short (or I was really bored that
         | day...). Totally worth playing.
        
       | mcint wrote:
       | It _is_ a fantastic game.
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       | Speed runners have done it in 1:40:05, first runs can take 8 - 12
       | hours or more. A first run report, with advice but no spoilers
       | https://fogknife.com/2017-10-11-i-played-universal-paperclip...
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       | Some interviews with the designer, and previous postings:
       | https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=true&que...
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       | Other great idle/clicker/growth games include:
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       | * Drowning in Problems: http://game.notch.net/drowning/#
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       | * Derivative Clicker: https://gzgreg.github.io/DerivativeClicker/
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       | * 2nd Derivative Clicker: https://jamuspsi.github.io/second/
        
         | mey wrote:
         | I liked http://www.glaielgames.com/succubox/ for it's send up
         | of lootboxes in gaming.
        
       | dang wrote:
       | If curious see also (but note: here be spoilers)
       | 
       | 2019 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19513089
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       | 2017 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15474055
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       | 2017 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15437697
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       | 2017 (a bit): https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15439569
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       | A bit from 6 months ago:
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22394560
        
       | herman_toothrot wrote:
       | Made me remember
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       | http://jhollands.co.uk/spaceplan/
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       | (It's been released as a paid mobile app but you can play the
       | original web version by clicking past the message)
        
       | matbilodeau wrote:
       | What's your longest paperclips run ? I think I made it almost to
       | 2 months but had to restart my browser...
        
         | peter-m80 wrote:
         | In few days you can finish the game
        
           | matbilodeau wrote:
           | You can also decide to let it run
        
             | neltnerb wrote:
             | It's pretty satisfying to just convert the entire universe
             | to paperclips and call it a day (having beat it twice). I
             | really like having to make the last twenty or something by
             | hand after disassembling the paperclip making machine back
             | into paperclips.
        
           | bena wrote:
           | I'm assuming he means consistently looping either neighboring
           | or simulated universes because you can get to the "end" in a
           | few hours.
        
       | okennedy wrote:
       | This is a fantastic game. If you haven't tried it already, don't
       | be put-off by the somewhat slow start.
        
         | mrob wrote:
         | You can make it go faster by setting your keyboard autorepeat
         | rate as high as it will go and pressing buttons by holding down
         | the enter key. This is only useful in the early game. There's
         | no standard autorepeat rate so I don't consider it cheating.
        
       | linsomniac wrote:
       | This is a really, really good game. I found out about it from HN
       | comments to some article around a year ago, and then over
       | Thanksgiving family gathering we had probably 5-6 people having a
       | blast with it at a family gathering.
        
       | function_seven wrote:
       | I have the Kittens Game open in another tab. A few hundred years
       | in on my 6th reset. Yet, for some self-destructive reason, I
       | clicked this.
       | 
       | I played this a few years ago and I think I "beat" it? I don't
       | remember having any path forward after I did all the things (I
       | won't spoil it here), but I maybe just felt like I went as far as
       | I wanted to.
       | 
       | I guess I'll find out this week...
        
         | ralusek wrote:
         | You know when you beat it, there is a definitive end.
        
           | function_seven wrote:
           | Yeah, I seem to remember reaching that end, then having the
           | option to do a new "sequel run" or something?
        
             | neltnerb wrote:
             | If you don't do a sequel run you get to just convert the
             | whole universe to paperclips. It's great.
        
               | function_seven wrote:
               | Yeah, I did that! I remember it taking hours to convert
               | half the universe, and a couple minutes or something to
               | convert the other half :)
        
               | neltnerb wrote:
               | I did it once on my phone and no joke it took multiple
               | days of actual playtime because the phone wasn't fast
               | enough. I assume it's mining bitcoin in the background,
               | which is beautifully appropriate.
               | 
               | Then did it again on the computer out of curiosity if
               | it'd be faster. Boy was it ever, finished in hours
               | instead of days. But I also remembered to remember that
               | the size of an exponent is most important almost always
               | so I always just made everything focus on growth rates
               | and it went... fast. Exponential growth is a harsh
               | mistress, which I assume is the point of such a game ;-)
        
         | zamadatix wrote:
         | Universal Paperclips is very short as far as incrementals go.
        
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