[HN Gopher] Universal Paperclips ___________________________________________________________________ Universal Paperclips Author : Malfunction92 Score : 66 points Date : 2020-09-06 07:24 UTC (1 days ago) (HTM) web link (www.decisionproblem.com) (TXT) w3m dump (www.decisionproblem.com) | [deleted] | klodolph wrote: | Anyone reading this from Google, look up the "SWE Simulator". | It's internal, so you have to play it from your work computer. | csours wrote: | Can you describe it for non-googlers? | eccfcco15 wrote: | Good suggestion. It is a bit short (or I was really bored that | day...). Totally worth playing. | mcint wrote: | It _is_ a fantastic game. | | Speed runners have done it in 1:40:05, first runs can take 8 - 12 | hours or more. A first run report, with advice but no spoilers | https://fogknife.com/2017-10-11-i-played-universal-paperclip... | | Some interviews with the designer, and previous postings: | https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=true&que... | | Other great idle/clicker/growth games include: | | * Drowning in Problems: http://game.notch.net/drowning/# | | * Derivative Clicker: https://gzgreg.github.io/DerivativeClicker/ | | * 2nd Derivative Clicker: https://jamuspsi.github.io/second/ | mey wrote: | I liked http://www.glaielgames.com/succubox/ for it's send up | of lootboxes in gaming. | dang wrote: | If curious see also (but note: here be spoilers) | | 2019 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19513089 | | 2017 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15474055 | | 2017 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15437697 | | 2017 (a bit): https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15439569 | | A bit from 6 months ago: | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22394560 | herman_toothrot wrote: | Made me remember | | http://jhollands.co.uk/spaceplan/ | | (It's been released as a paid mobile app but you can play the | original web version by clicking past the message) | matbilodeau wrote: | What's your longest paperclips run ? I think I made it almost to | 2 months but had to restart my browser... | peter-m80 wrote: | In few days you can finish the game | matbilodeau wrote: | You can also decide to let it run | neltnerb wrote: | It's pretty satisfying to just convert the entire universe | to paperclips and call it a day (having beat it twice). I | really like having to make the last twenty or something by | hand after disassembling the paperclip making machine back | into paperclips. | bena wrote: | I'm assuming he means consistently looping either neighboring | or simulated universes because you can get to the "end" in a | few hours. | okennedy wrote: | This is a fantastic game. If you haven't tried it already, don't | be put-off by the somewhat slow start. | mrob wrote: | You can make it go faster by setting your keyboard autorepeat | rate as high as it will go and pressing buttons by holding down | the enter key. This is only useful in the early game. There's | no standard autorepeat rate so I don't consider it cheating. | linsomniac wrote: | This is a really, really good game. I found out about it from HN | comments to some article around a year ago, and then over | Thanksgiving family gathering we had probably 5-6 people having a | blast with it at a family gathering. | function_seven wrote: | I have the Kittens Game open in another tab. A few hundred years | in on my 6th reset. Yet, for some self-destructive reason, I | clicked this. | | I played this a few years ago and I think I "beat" it? I don't | remember having any path forward after I did all the things (I | won't spoil it here), but I maybe just felt like I went as far as | I wanted to. | | I guess I'll find out this week... | ralusek wrote: | You know when you beat it, there is a definitive end. | function_seven wrote: | Yeah, I seem to remember reaching that end, then having the | option to do a new "sequel run" or something? | neltnerb wrote: | If you don't do a sequel run you get to just convert the | whole universe to paperclips. It's great. | function_seven wrote: | Yeah, I did that! I remember it taking hours to convert | half the universe, and a couple minutes or something to | convert the other half :) | neltnerb wrote: | I did it once on my phone and no joke it took multiple | days of actual playtime because the phone wasn't fast | enough. I assume it's mining bitcoin in the background, | which is beautifully appropriate. | | Then did it again on the computer out of curiosity if | it'd be faster. Boy was it ever, finished in hours | instead of days. But I also remembered to remember that | the size of an exponent is most important almost always | so I always just made everything focus on growth rates | and it went... fast. Exponential growth is a harsh | mistress, which I assume is the point of such a game ;-) | zamadatix wrote: | Universal Paperclips is very short as far as incrementals go. ___________________________________________________________________ (page generated 2020-09-07 23:00 UTC)