[HN Gopher] The Exploding Whale remastered: 50th anniversary of ...
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       The Exploding Whale remastered: 50th anniversary of legendary
       Oregon event
        
       Author : danso
       Score  : 152 points
       Date   : 2020-11-12 14:49 UTC (8 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (katu.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (katu.com)
        
       | ceph_ wrote:
       | Direct link to the video without the shitty local news site:
       | https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34
       | 
       | Side rant: Their ad-tracking cookie opt-out is the epitome of a
       | dark design pattern. It took over 2 minutes to run. Including
       | saying "done" in a pop out and the only leaving a cancel button
       | for another 15 seconds. There's absolutely zero reason it should
       | take even 1/10th of that time, other than purposefully bad UX.
        
         | nebulous1 wrote:
         | That js popup actually got an audible laugh from me. Left me
         | curious as to whether it triggered it if you just accept all
         | the cookies.
        
         | nelaboras wrote:
         | It's even darker, after those two minutes it told me some
         | advertisers can't receive the opt out by https so it wasn't
         | actually submitted, and to follow another link.
         | 
         | And then it didn't load the actual content...
        
         | danso wrote:
         | KATU, this local news site, are the ones who not only produced
         | the original segment, but 50 years later, worked with the
         | historical society to restore and digitally remaster the
         | original film. Their article contains context and retrospective
         | commentary.
         | 
         | edit: to be clear, just explaining why I submitted the link
         | rather than the Youtube link. I don't endorse dark patterned ad
         | code, though I've tried opening the link in a couple of
         | incognito browsers and didn't run into any issues.
        
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           | interestica wrote:
           | The KATU video seems to be limited to 360p max for me. The
           | YouTube link is the remastered quality that the article seems
           | to be describing.
        
             | danso wrote:
             | Looks like I ended up being in the wrong then. This morning
             | when I read it, the article embedded the high-res Youtube
             | video (which you could also click to view directly on
             | Youtube) at the bottom of the article. Looks like that at
             | some point today, they've removed the Youtube embed for
             | their own player:
             | 
             | http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache%3Ahttp
             | s...
        
         | gspr wrote:
         | It's not just a shitty local news site, it's part of Sinclair
         | Broadcast Group, the epitome of scummy, society-destroying
         | media.
        
         | pugworthy wrote:
         | Aaanyway... how about that whale?
         | 
         | Much like those proposals for constructs that would warn people
         | of the dangers of radioactive waste for 10,000 years, this
         | video has served as warning for 50 years about what not to do
         | with a dead whale on the beach. With the remastering, perhaps
         | it can still continue its mission for many more years to come.
        
         | black_puppydog wrote:
         | plus, opting out will set _hundreds_ of  "no thank you" cookies
         | with all their 3rd party tracker, if I understand correctly.
         | 
         | I closed the page without reading/viewing, and came here to
         | rant about it. Thanks for being first. :)
        
         | johtso wrote:
         | Right.. probably one of the worst I've come across. Finally got
         | me to make the effort to install a browser extension. Seems to
         | be doing the trick.
         | https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/i-dont-care-about-...
        
         | quaffapint wrote:
         | If you use uBlock Origin with the annoyances filter you don't
         | see any of that. As far as cookies, you can just use something
         | like Vanilla cookie that will clear them outside of the one's
         | you want to keep. Unfortunately the browsers dont let them
         | clear the other storages, but at least you wont have the
         | cookies following you.
        
         | leephillips wrote:
         | I didn't see any of this, and I have no plugins installed.
         | Perhaps my hostfile blocked it:
         | http://someonewhocares.org/hosts/
        
         | C19is20 wrote:
         | What better way to show the value of adblockers, host file,
         | ublock etc to people that might otherwise think they're
         | unnecessary.
        
       | m23khan wrote:
       | I wonder if Twitter's fail whale was inspired by this event.
        
       | svat wrote:
       | Wikipedia has an article:
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale
       | 
       | The 1970 event remained little-known until in 1990 Dave Barry
       | wrote about it[1], and it became _really_ well-known thanks to
       | the internet in 1993 or so when (part of) this article[2] "went
       | viral" on bulletin boards.
       | 
       | The Wikipedia article mentions many other incidents, none as
       | iconic as this one.
       | 
       | > Whale corpses are regularly disposed of using explosives;
       | however, the whales are usually first towed out to sea.
       | 
       | [1]:
       | https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/magazine/19...
       | 
       | [2]: https://www.theexplodingwhale.com/evidence/resources/dave-
       | ba...
        
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       | chris_wot wrote:
       | I wrote the original Wikipedia article, for which I received the
       | Oddball Barnstar.
        
       | jtbayly wrote:
       | That's remastered? They didn't bother touching the audio at all.
       | Too bad.
        
         | ddlatham wrote:
         | One difference I noticed from my memory of watching it 20 years
         | ago is in the original video there was a delay between the
         | visual of the explosion and the audio, which makes sense
         | because of the distance. In this version, they appear to have
         | synced them up.
        
           | phkahler wrote:
           | And I recall a distinctive red in a large portion of the
           | stuff blasted upward. Did they remove the blood in the
           | remaster?
        
             | roywiggins wrote:
             | KATU's YouTube channel has the original-quality version
             | also:
             | 
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPuaSY0cMK8
             | 
             | The color balance is totally different. The remastered
             | blast is not nearly so red, but then, neither is the entire
             | rest of the video.
        
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         | roywiggins wrote:
         | It's a 4K scan of the original film, a substantial improvement
         | over the extremely 1970s broadcast quality video:
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPuaSY0cMK8
        
       | lando2319 wrote:
       | Does anyone know what the current official solution is for a
       | smelly whale carcass stuck on a beach?
       | 
       | Seems like hauling it a few miles offshore would do the trick,
       | but who knows it might wash back.
        
         | dan_quixote wrote:
         | How? I image that some kind of net could be made to attach to a
         | tug and haul out to sea, but such a thing would have to be
         | custom made to handle a 50 ton whale on sand.
        
         | dclowd9901 wrote:
         | Here's an idea: loop several thin wires around the carcass,
         | connect them to a tractor and pull... Should break it down
         | quite easily into several moveable chunks.
        
         | itronitron wrote:
         | I'm thinking a trebuchet could be built onsite, straddling the
         | carcass and facing the ocean. Then schoolchildren could use
         | buckets to fill the counterweight box with wet sand. Seems like
         | a nice STEM activity.
        
         | justin66 wrote:
         | > hauling it a few miles offshore
         | 
         | 1. Where are you going to put the crane? It's a beach.
         | 
         | 2. Where are you going to put the ship or tugboat? It's a
         | beach.
         | 
         | I don't know the solution to beached whale disposal either. I
         | just assume that it's really, really gross.
        
           | evan_ wrote:
           | You wouldn't need a crane. Lay out nylon straps on the beach,
           | push or roll it onto the straps with an end loader, secure
           | the straps around it and push it the rest of the way into the
           | water.
           | 
           | Once it's in the water and floating you can pull it from a
           | boat 50 meters away if you need to.
        
             | pinot wrote:
             | There's a bit of a trick to pushing a 20t rotting chunk of
             | soft flesh into straps wide enough to then not slice
             | through the beast when under tow.
        
             | crygin wrote:
             | Not all whale carcasses float -- some sink like a stone
             | (and some sink, only to later rise again).
        
           | pugworthy wrote:
           | Marine salvage operations can do it. In fact about 21 years
           | ago, a 650 foot ship (the New Carissa) grounded on the beach
           | about 50 miles south of the whale location. It broke apart,
           | but the salvors were able to float and tow a 440 foot section
           | back out to sea to sink it.
           | 
           | See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Carissa
        
         | claudiulodro wrote:
         | TFA says the current recommendation is to bury the whale.
        
         | seszett wrote:
         | Until at least about 20 years ago when I lived there, on the
         | coast of France, the whales were simply buried under sand until
         | they were decomposed, and then dug up.
        
       | webmaven wrote:
       | Unsurprising, perhaps, that such a Whale of a Tale has inspired
       | several songs. The best of those I can find online is 'The
       | Exploding Whale Song' by Dan Tanz[0], but my all time favorite is
       | Kay Shapero's 'Blubber'[1].
       | 
       | [0] https://youtu.be/cR3JcMblV0o
       | 
       | [1] Lyrics only, unfortunately:
       | http://www.kayshapero.net/kaysongs.htm#Blubber
        
         | Anon4Now wrote:
         | It also seems to be the inspiration for the end of the Aussie
         | movie _Swinging Safari_ (2018), one of my favorite quirky
         | movies in the last few years.
        
           | webmaven wrote:
           | _> It also seems to be the inspiration for the end of the
           | Aussie movie Swinging Safari (2018), one of my favorite
           | quirky movies in the last few years._
           | 
           | I'll check that out. Thanks for the recommendation!
        
       | geonic wrote:
       | Does anyone know why they decided to blow up the whale? I mean,
       | the consequences should have been obvious to anyone. Where did
       | they expect the pieces to go?
        
         | yeezyseezy wrote:
         | In the video, the engineer says that they expect the whale to
         | be vaporized
        
         | compiler-guy wrote:
         | Blowing them up with dynamite was a common response in those
         | days. Experts believe that they didn't use enough, and didn't
         | place the charge properly.
        
         | ouid wrote:
         | My guess is that no one had a _solution_ , so the problem fell
         | through to the first person with an _idea_.
        
         | ogre_codes wrote:
         | If it wasn't a crowded/ popular-ish beach (not LA crowded,
         | Oregon Coast crowded), it would have likely been fine. The big
         | problem was the fact that they have a bunch of spectators who
         | were parked within the blast range.
        
         | aaron695 wrote:
         | > I mean, the consequences should have been obvious to anyone.
         | 
         | Only on HN could some become an expert on how to blow up whales
         | after watching one video.
         | 
         | 1927 - STRANDED WHALE - DISPOSING OF THE CARCASS - DYNAMITE
         | RESORTED TO https://trove.nla.gov.au/newspaper/article/93580808
        
         | nerfhammer wrote:
         | did they place the charge directly underneath rather than in
         | such a way that it would blow the wreckage directionally out to
         | sea?
        
           | roywiggins wrote:
           | The video contains an answer to that particular question!
        
         | LeoPanthera wrote:
         | Perhaps the assumption was that many small pieces would be
         | easier to clean up than one big piece. And that the very small
         | pieces would be removed by other animals, or the weather.
         | 
         | Apparently they vastly overestimated how much explosive to use,
         | resulting in the now infamous consequences.
        
           | throwaway0a5e wrote:
           | >Apparently they vastly overestimated how much explosive to
           | use,
           | 
           | I disagree. Had they over-estimated there would have simply
           | been pink mist and a bad smell.
        
           | tantalor wrote:
           | > overestimated
           | 
           | Don't you mean underestimated?
        
           | roywiggins wrote:
           | According to the article:
           | 
           | "The decision to blow up the whale came from the Oregon
           | Department of Transportation and George Thornton. According
           | to Linnman, Thornton had consulted with the United State
           | Navy, which had done things like this in the past. The
           | general consensus from all involved after the explosion was
           | that not enough dynamite was used."
        
             | TheOtherHobbes wrote:
             | The original call must have been an interesting
             | conversation.
             | 
             | Credit must be due just for getting through switchboard to
             | someone who could give a professional opinion.
        
         | ForHackernews wrote:
         | I think the idea was that they'd blast it into tiny pieces that
         | crabs and birds could easily dispose of. Obviously it didn't
         | work out that way.
        
         | mschuster91 wrote:
         | The whale carcass was beginning to rot, which meant a massive
         | stink. So they decided to blast it into pieces that could be
         | eaten by seagulls... only that this plan failed and the chunks
         | were too big.
        
           | throwaway_pdp09 wrote:
           | 8 tons of whale mince is going to need a hell of a lot of
           | seagull. Just poking a hole or three in it to let the gasses
           | out then hauling it into the sea seems an option ( but IANA
           | whale carcass disposal expert)
        
             | mschuster91 wrote:
             | Don't ask me :D I just took the info from the article.
             | 
             | On the other side, given I'm half Croatian, seagulls and
             | other meat-eating birds will absolutely devour that meat in
             | no time - they will lead other flocks of birds to the food
             | source.
        
       | ouid wrote:
       | I'm paraphrasing here, but "we think it will work, but the only
       | problem is we don't know how much dynamite to use" strikes me as
       | the statement of a man who was offered a job that he would, under
       | no circumstances, say no to, including the particular
       | circumstance where he has no idea how to do that job. Can't say I
       | would behave much differently in that situation, though.
        
       | delibes wrote:
       | Ah. Memories of downloading a 320x256 mpeg of this in the 90s :)
        
         | tonystubblebine wrote:
         | Exactly. This video is one of my first great Internet memories
         | and I had a saved copy on my computer for years.
        
           | buggeryorkshire wrote:
           | Yup, RealVideo represent!
        
         | flomo wrote:
         | Maybe the first internet viral video? I think I got it on
         | Gopher.
        
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