[HN Gopher] What to do if the bank says you're dead
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       What to do if the bank says you're dead
        
       Author : catacombs
       Score  : 42 points
       Date   : 2020-11-16 06:22 UTC (14 hours ago)
        
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       | bryanrasmussen wrote:
       | My somewhat spotty knowledge of law in an alternate universe spun
       | from merging film noir and the Marx brothers tells me that a dead
       | man can't be convicted of bank robbery.
        
       | treeman79 wrote:
       | India has a zombie party.
       | 
       | Apparently corruption is so bad you bribe a government official
       | get someone declared dead.
       | 
       | There is no recourse for coming back to life.
       | 
       | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uttar_Pradesh_Association_of...
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       | On a more local front, a friends social security card lists him
       | as female. After a months effort he finally gave up on correcting
       | it.
       | 
       | Heck my owns wife's birthday is wrong. By a few days. We inquired
       | about it and were told to just go with it. Multiple years of
       | effort would be required to fix it.
        
         | maccard wrote:
         | My surname has two common spellings, and I've learned that it's
         | easier to just accept the misspellings, as I have valid govt id
         | with both spellings on it (my drivers license says one, my
         | passport says the other). I've tried to fix it repeatedly but
         | never managed to...
        
       | mmastrac wrote:
       | This reminds me of an old (apocryphal?) story about someone who
       | ended up mailing back a bunch of misaddressed email with
       | "DECEASED" on it and causing major issues for someone. I cannot
       | remember where I read this first.
        
       | pizlonator wrote:
       | Witcher 3 told me what to do: buy flowers for the receptionist
       | and then have a fist fight with the bank's proprietor.
        
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