[HN Gopher] What to do if the bank says you're dead ___________________________________________________________________ What to do if the bank says you're dead Author : catacombs Score : 42 points Date : 2020-11-16 06:22 UTC (14 hours ago) (HTM) web link (themarkup.org) (TXT) w3m dump (themarkup.org) | bryanrasmussen wrote: | My somewhat spotty knowledge of law in an alternate universe spun | from merging film noir and the Marx brothers tells me that a dead | man can't be convicted of bank robbery. | treeman79 wrote: | India has a zombie party. | | Apparently corruption is so bad you bribe a government official | get someone declared dead. | | There is no recourse for coming back to life. | | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uttar_Pradesh_Association_of... | | On a more local front, a friends social security card lists him | as female. After a months effort he finally gave up on correcting | it. | | Heck my owns wife's birthday is wrong. By a few days. We inquired | about it and were told to just go with it. Multiple years of | effort would be required to fix it. | maccard wrote: | My surname has two common spellings, and I've learned that it's | easier to just accept the misspellings, as I have valid govt id | with both spellings on it (my drivers license says one, my | passport says the other). I've tried to fix it repeatedly but | never managed to... | mmastrac wrote: | This reminds me of an old (apocryphal?) story about someone who | ended up mailing back a bunch of misaddressed email with | "DECEASED" on it and causing major issues for someone. I cannot | remember where I read this first. | pizlonator wrote: | Witcher 3 told me what to do: buy flowers for the receptionist | and then have a fist fight with the bank's proprietor. ___________________________________________________________________ (page generated 2020-11-16 21:01 UTC)