[HN Gopher] Email a Dumpster Fire
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       Email a Dumpster Fire
        
       Author : bschne
       Score  : 558 points
       Date   : 2020-11-24 19:04 UTC (3 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (hey.science)
 (TXT) w3m dump (hey.science)
        
       | mulmen wrote:
       | The ramp got wet and now everything gets stuck, that almost makes
       | it better.
       | 
       | Kinda fun to watch them try and figure it out. I wonder if
       | machine revisions/hacks will happen live on stream as well.
        
       | grumio wrote:
       | This is great. This is the new Yuletide log channel.
        
       | totaldude87 wrote:
       | nice automation, just got one paper stuck though!
        
         | totaldude87 wrote:
         | and a dude walked right in and put that in! NICE!
        
       | ralfd wrote:
       | The paper just jammed! To bad there is no chat.
        
       | iandanforth wrote:
       | The fire got blown out by the wind as I watched. Now it's email a
       | gas leak!
        
       | Supermancho wrote:
       | Doesn't work all the time. Saw one get stuck on the conveyor. Oh
       | well.
        
       | crb wrote:
       | One just went past that said "everything is fine". It was
       | committed to the fire, flew up, and landed back on the conveyor
       | belt. A guy in a mask ran into the frame and picked it up and put
       | it in the fire by hand.
       | 
       | I found it very in keeping with the theme.
        
         | arthurcolle wrote:
         | I saw that one too. Hilarious.
        
       | treve wrote:
       | I sent an email and was waiting for something to happen, was just
       | staring at a blank screen... Once I disabled privacy protection
       | my mind was blown. Super funny.
       | 
       | But it does make me wonder if people test their stuff with
       | firefox and privacy protections ON. I think(?) it's the default
       | now.
       | 
       | Either way, funny as hell. Well done!
       | 
       | Also funny that for every piece of paper someone has to walk up
       | and help them get into the dumpster.
        
       | jasoneckert wrote:
       | This is possibly the first example of Dumpster Fire as a Service
       | (DFaaS)
        
       | dom96 wrote:
       | I always admire these kinds of things, it's a genius marketing
       | strategy and reminds me a lot of the sort of things that the
       | people behind Cards Against Humanity have done. Anyone aware of
       | others doing similar things?
        
       | danans wrote:
       | I love the old school pixelated desktop GUI - especially with an
       | HD video stream embedded in it. It's like a classic car with the
       | engine swapped out for an electric drivetrain.
       | 
       | It would have been awesome if windows were movable, too.
        
       | Paul-ish wrote:
       | Is there any way I can get a recording of my document getting
       | burned?
        
         | bschne wrote:
         | When you send in an email, the confirmation you get back says
         | you'll get a clip once it's been burnt
        
       | vandahm wrote:
       | What's the best way to incinerate a `pom.xml` file?
        
       | geocrasher wrote:
       | I built an email > print gateway once using procmail and an
       | OpenOffice library that would convert anything into PDF. It
       | worked well, and I could print to it just by sending an
       | attachment of most any document or image kind. It ran on a cron
       | job, and worked really well. The difference? I didn't publish the
       | email address, and there were no flames invovled.
        
       | odiroot wrote:
       | I wonder if the content is escaped at all. Could be fun to do
       | some PJL injection to spook the operator.
        
       | chucky wrote:
       | Whoever is running marketing at hey.com seems to be _very_
       | inspired by the marketing that Cards Against Humanity has been
       | doing.
        
       | ve55 wrote:
       | I actually am really enjoying the music, any chance anyone has a
       | source for it?
        
         | scrooched_moose wrote:
         | I've checked a couple with Soundhound and they seem to be on
         | "Healin' in the City Night, Vol 3" now
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nqWGydjKlLOvGr...
         | 
         | Edit: Hm, seems to be some chillhop playlist. "Stan Forebee &
         | Kyle McEvoy - Kensington" now.
        
       | tewt23542 wrote:
       | :(
        
       | joering2 wrote:
       | - The printer prints out paper and it goes on a belt, but the
       | printout is on the other side! Now we need to engineer how to
       | reverse a page. Oh, screw it! We are hackers, after all! Just
       | print the same thing on both sides.
        
         | mlyle wrote:
         | Is it on both sides, or is it just on the "back"? I thought
         | using the duplexer was a clever hack. It heightens the drama,
         | too.
        
           | mr_ndrsn wrote:
           | Just the back, you are correct!
        
         | mr_ndrsn wrote:
         | Yes, that's a simple way to handle it! As it is, I just make
         | sure it's a 2-pager, and have the first page be blank.
         | 
         | The thought there was to reduce toner usage, but printing the
         | same thing reduces issues due to wind flipping the sheets over.
         | +1
        
       | ccccccccccccccc wrote:
       | Anyone remember the Microsoft manual burning ceremony at CCC ?
        
       | brundolf wrote:
       | As an aside: the web design for this page is super novel and
       | cool. And I love the (somewhat random) ability to "close" the
       | different windows and open them back up, as if it were a desktop
       | environment. I wouldn't want this on every website I visit but
       | it's certainly neat.
        
         | philshem wrote:
         | have you seen https://poolside.fm/ ?
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | asimjalis wrote:
       | Emails torched count is not updating.
        
         | recursive wrote:
         | If you reload the page, it will increase.
        
       | bdamm wrote:
       | Just saw a pic of Lindsey Graham go by! Perfect!
        
       | SheinhardtWigCo wrote:
       | Basecamp sure knows their funnel. First the App Store drama, now
       | this - hats off to whoever is marketing this thing.
        
       | valzam wrote:
       | Am I the only one who initially thought the whole set up was very
       | small? I.e. it prints A6 pages and the dumpster is a box. But
       | then a guy ran into the frame because the paper got stuck and I
       | realised it's actually a full sized dumpster...
        
       | driantembulg wrote:
       | Somebody just burned "TRUMP"
        
         | mr_ndrsn wrote:
         | It's not the first time, and it won't be the last time that
         | gets sent thru.
        
       | tpmx wrote:
       | Now.. this is the kind of performance art/marketing scheme I can
       | get behind.
        
       | cyrialize wrote:
       | Man, a lot of emails are queued up. I haven't seen mine yet, but
       | I appreciate that they'll send you a clip of it burning.
       | 
       | For reference, here's what I sent: + /  * O *  / + "help they
       | trapped my soul in this piece of paper!"
        
       | actuator wrote:
       | It would have been nice if you got a queue number back after
       | sending over an email with the video displaying the current
       | message number being processed.
        
       | das_keyboard wrote:
       | Somehow the Stream-Window just kept black with Firefox.
       | 
       | But I dug up the direct link for the stream:
       | https://video.ibm.com/embed/23996224
        
         | sp332 wrote:
         | Firefox's "Enhanced Tracking Protection" blocks video.ibm.com
         | by default. Not sure why.
        
           | das_keyboard wrote:
           | Yeah. You are right. That fixed my problem.
        
           | arthurcolle wrote:
           | Does Hey.com use IBM Cloud?
        
             | t3rabytes wrote:
             | We don't, but streaming on YouTube/Twitch have some caveats
             | that ruled them out for this.
        
               | hajhatten wrote:
               | Like what?
        
               | mr_ndrsn wrote:
               | Content restrictions/moderation decisions that would be
               | out of our hands.
               | 
               | In this case, we're a paying customer of the provider,
               | not the product.
        
               | worldmerge wrote:
               | I would love to know your streaming setup for this. I did
               | an interactive project using Twitch/YouTube chat a month
               | back, controlmylights.net, and I found the delay on both
               | of services was pretty bad. And you can't use Twitch's
               | low latency mode on Safari/Edge. Also, unless you can
               | monetize on YouTube you can't embed a live YouTube
               | stream.
               | 
               | If you are interested in how I made it:
               | https://edwarddeaver.me/portfolio/control-my-lights/
        
             | mr_ndrsn wrote:
             | Nope. Separate infra for this project. I know, because I'm
             | on the team that built both.
        
         | gibspaulding wrote:
         | It's working for me right now on Firefox / Windows.
         | 
         | Still waiting on my email to show up though. Apparently it's
         | awaiting review.
        
       | smexxymoose wrote:
       | This idea is cool! How long do you plan to run the project?
        
       | siltpotato wrote:
       | Why not support the printer so that it has more elevation than
       | the fire?
        
       | mburns wrote:
       | Tom Scott did a similar stunt, where Youtube comments were
       | printed in real time and fed directly into a paper shredder.
       | 
       | https://youtu.be/SpNlp6AtTOE
        
       | ohazi wrote:
       | I love how it has one of those big honking emergency stop
       | buttons.
       | 
       | Like, 2020 may indeed be a dumpster fire, but at least we can be
       | confident that this particular installation is going to be a
       | relatively safe, _controlled_ dumpster fire.
        
       | musingsole wrote:
       | This looks like a laser printer, right? Could that be what's
       | sometimes causing it to stick to the metal chute (i.e. leftover
       | charge from the toner transfer process)? Or maybe an inkjet would
       | just have different issues from slight dampness.
        
         | Spare_account wrote:
         | It looks like the rain is getting onto the conveyor and the
         | chute, they just tried to dry it off
        
         | something2 wrote:
         | My thought was that the metal part of the chute is now holding
         | on to more heat. So when the paper touches the metal is kinda
         | burn-attaches itself to the chute. But your idea sounds more
         | plausible!
         | 
         | Edit: I do appreciate the dude's commitment to burning our
         | messages though!
        
       | Fiveplus wrote:
       | Is someone handpicking the ones to be printed or is this
       | automated?
        
         | t3rabytes wrote:
         | They're screened for content, but there is a pretty deep queue
         | currently.
        
           | grishka wrote:
           | Hm. I sent one 20 minutes ago and it still hasn't appeared. I
           | thought that if there would be a queue, there won't be this
           | much of a delay between them. It would just print them enough
           | time apart so they don't pile up on the belt.
        
             | sand500 wrote:
             | With 5 thousand viewers right now, they probably have 10k+
             | in the queue and they are printing what,one page every 20
             | seconds? They could definitely speed up how fast they print
             | though.
        
               | grishka wrote:
               | > and they are printing what,one page every 20 seconds
               | 
               | Yeah that's what I meant. If this was made for maximum
               | throughput, the bottleneck would've been the conveyor
               | belt stopping to show the printed page to the camera
               | above.
        
       | codeulike wrote:
       | Didnt really get the scale of what I was looking at until the guy
       | ran over with a stick to move a stuck piece of paper
        
       | slowwriter wrote:
       | I can't believe they actually use IBM Video for this thing. I use
       | this terrible, terrible platform every day at work at the moment.
        
       | kowlo wrote:
       | Fun idea! Would be nice to get an email back with "You are
       | position x in the queue, ETA y minutes".
       | 
       | Patiently waiting to see my attachment meet its maker...
       | 
       | I did just get an email letting me know you will send a video of
       | my submission though, that's nice!
        
         | Paul-ish wrote:
         | How long did the wait end up being?
        
       | throwaway888abc wrote:
       | Save the trees! Version without printing please. Cool idea
        
         | sethammons wrote:
         | Like an animated fire that eats the digital email for all to
         | see? Meh. I love that this is real world. Trees are farmed for
         | paper. At full speed, this is likely to burn less trees than I
         | do heating my house every day.
        
       | carterparks wrote:
       | 52k views, 268 emails torched.... ruby doesn't scale :)
        
         | mr_ndrsn wrote:
         | Hah! More like physical constraints on physical objects doesn't
         | scale!
         | 
         | The decision was made to not horizontally scale out the
         | dumpster operations to match expected queue uptake. ;)
        
         | walrus01 wrote:
         | time to attach a twelve year old HP laserjet with ethernet
         | interface, those things can churn out thousands of pages in a
         | day in a law office environment.
        
       | koolba wrote:
       | Is the font for this fixed width?
       | 
       | One could have a lot of fun with ASCII art or even some good ol'
       | fashioned figlet.
        
         | sdmike1 wrote:
         | Just tried ASCII art and it doesn't work, I'll have to try
         | playing with the width.
        
           | boogies wrote:
           | figlet -f banner 'foo' | sed 'y/# //'
           | 
           | (should work with `tr '# ' ''` too, but I only have the
           | busybox version which only works with ASCII)
           | 
           |  _EDIT_ : and I forgot what a pain Unicode can be on HN as
           | well. Unbutchered here: https://pastebin.com/jVSUwVCS
        
           | bogwog wrote:
           | You could just send an actual image as an attachment.
        
       | nitwit005 wrote:
       | I was thinking that a paper jam would result in the whole machine
       | burning down, and I just noticed someone wander on to intervene
       | when a print out got stuck at the end.
        
       | priyadarshy wrote:
       | I'd been wondering if Hey.com was taking off after so much
       | fanfare and drama when they released. The fact that they're doing
       | this for an inherently viral product which had a massive launch
       | probably means interest has now subsided?
        
       | fishtoaster wrote:
       | This reminds me of a Burning Code celebration my team once had at
       | ocean beach in SF.
       | 
       | We'd been slowly migrating from Angular 1.X to React (internally:
       | the Angularpocalypse) for a few years and we'd finally migrated
       | over our last few pages. The result was about 100k lines of JS
       | and Rails code that could be safely deleted in a single PR. It
       | had been such a long slog, though, that we felt the team deserved
       | some catharsis.
       | 
       | We took a team-offsite day to gather on a nearby beach and burn
       | the deleted code. In the interest of not wasting that much paper,
       | we burnt a complete list of the deleted files in super-tiny font
       | on a couple pages. We also each grabbed our least-favorite areas
       | of the codebase to print out, including several dramatic
       | readings. My selection was a section of code from about 4 years
       | prior with a comment like //TODO: replace this asap.
       | 
       | I highly recommend it to anyone facing a long, clearly-delineated
       | migration. Gift your old, shameful code to the flame.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | 8ytecoder wrote:
         | We made a cake and stabbed it to death and then ate it.
        
         | quickthrower2 wrote:
         | I think this sort of thing, while cheesy in some respects is
         | great for the team morale. A lot of companies do social things,
         | which is great, but they are disconnected from the work. It's
         | like stop work, do something social, and back to work. But with
         | this ritual it's connected and a real celebration.
         | 
         | I hope React is better for you and you don't need to burn again
         | in 5 years! Luckily hooks and non-hooks code works together
         | nicely enough.
        
         | robbyking wrote:
         | I'm curious, how many people got the reference to the first
         | Burning Man, held on Ocean Beach in 1986?
        
         | thedanbob wrote:
         | This reminds me of one time when I finally got to shut down a
         | particularly hated internal web app. For a few hours before the
         | PHP server was taken offline, visiting the site would only
         | return this image:
         | https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6OWKZqvvPh8/UjBJ6xPxwjI/AAAAAAAAO...
        
           | justin_oaks wrote:
           | That's awesome. What made the app so hated?
        
             | pixl97 wrote:
             | I'm going to make an assumption that it was a PHP app
             | written internally by people that didn't know what they
             | were doing, with no documentation, and that was fragile as
             | all hell. Also probably written in some ancient php version
             | that could not be upgraded and was a huge security risk.
             | 
             | At least that's what I tend to see in the field.
        
               | thedanbob wrote:
               | Check, check, and check. Add to that no version control,
               | no tests, no development environment, a custom ajax
               | frontend framework, and the fact that it was mission
               | critical. About the only thing it had going for it was
               | daily database backups (which came in handy).
               | 
               | I did my best to clean up the code so it was at least
               | somewhat maintainable, but there were sections (the most
               | important ones, of course) that I just wouldn't touch
               | because it was impossible to tell what they did -- oh
               | yeah, I forgot to mention the global variables, didn't I?
               | 
               | So happy that app is dead and buried.
        
           | BolexNOLA wrote:
           | Brilliant
        
           | markdown wrote:
           | Every since The Crown S4, I've lots of references flying
           | around. I must say that she was superbly played by Gillian
           | Anderson.
        
         | colordrops wrote:
         | Have you started on the Reactocalypse effort yet?
        
           | fishtoaster wrote:
           | Not gonna lie, I've been waiting for that to start to seem
           | like a good idea. :) React seems to have more staying power
           | than previous trends, though. Off the top of my head, the
           | frontend library supremacy* went something like:
           | 
           | - 2008 to 2012: Jquery
           | 
           | - 2012 to 2014: Backbone
           | 
           | - 2014 to 2016: Angular
           | 
           | - 2016 to present: React
           | 
           | And although there are serious contenders, React still seems
           | like it has a solid lead over all others. If it lasts another
           | couple years, it's been the dominant tool for longer than
           | most.
           | 
           | * Based entirely on "what I was hearing the most about at
           | that time," not on any rigorous methodology. There was still
           | plenty of Jquery code being written last year and there are
           | large, mature codebases out there in Backbone and Angular.
        
             | wwweston wrote:
             | > there are large, mature codebases out there in Backbone
             | and Angular.
             | 
             | When it comes to large long-historied Angular codebases, I
             | prefer the term "metastasized" over "mature," though now
             | that we're in the 2020s we can almost use "legacy."
        
             | breck wrote:
             | The core React design pattern is nice, and the community is
             | great, but the _noise_ in the code.
        
               | kelchm wrote:
               | What do you mean by noise?
        
               | anonymouse008 wrote:
               | Sh*t that sounds nice, but when stretched outside the
               | simple documentation, has no purpose or meaning and ruins
               | your life.
               | 
               | I'm looking at you -> { blah && }
        
               | savanaly wrote:
               | What's the matter with that notation? I work in a code
               | base many millions of lines large, see those every day,
               | and think nothing of it.
        
               | ricardobeat wrote:
               | The noise is the code.
        
               | dmitriid wrote:
               | This is just personal opinion: The one-way flow has made
               | functional React components very noisy in terms of state
               | and effects management.
               | 
               | For examples, here's a comparison implementing the same
               | functionality using React hooks and Svelte:
               | https://github.com/joshnuss/react-hooks-in-svelte
               | 
               | Now, there are ways to handle all this with less code in
               | React as well (for example, MobX), but the current de
               | facto defaults with hooks and Redux create so. much.
               | boilerplate. for. every. little. thing.
        
             | hising wrote:
             | Backbone never got really popular here (Sweden). I still
             | see some legacy apps running Angular but React took over
             | from jQuery quite fast in 2015 or so. What I have noticed
             | thouhg is that people who like MVC-frameworks tend to like
             | using libraries similar to Vue and those who have more of
             | an application approach to web apps tend to like React.
             | Personally I think I got a bad first impression from Vue
             | and have had a hard time trying to get to like it (I know
             | it is popular). I think libraries such as Svelte and dev
             | environments similar to Snowpack will gain traction the
             | coming years. Focus on Developer Experience and doing the
             | heavy lifting in the dev environment.
        
             | rektide wrote:
             | I keep wondering what everyone is going to complain about
             | when it becomes clear React and Vue & a couple other decade
             | old offerings are what everyone in JS land is using. The
             | jokes about new JS frameworks being invented daily have
             | started to fall off already. Stagnancy & ossification are
             | setting in. Although functional components in React have,
             | fairly recently, re-simplified/re-writeen the DX again.
             | 
             | Backbone was the first time there was framing at all. So
             | long ago & so not that long ago!
        
             | eggie5 wrote:
             | you forgot prototype before jquery
        
             | anthonysarkis wrote:
             | 2021 - *: Vue
        
           | hajhatten wrote:
           | Everything needs to be rewritten in phoenix live view now.
        
             | jamil7 wrote:
             | No no no it's all about Svelte now /s
        
               | vsareto wrote:
               | I swear, front end just invents this stuff to keep us all
               | confused :(
        
               | bigblind wrote:
               | s/confused/employed
        
               | edoceo wrote:
               | Here I am server side PHP and vanilla JS, one or two
               | RiotJS components. LOB apps tho - different game I guess
        
             | rvense wrote:
             | I have to say, Phoenix Liveview is one of the most exciting
             | things to me, although it's not a match for what I'm
             | working on right now. But my previous job it would have
             | been a perfect fit (a big SPA for monitoring a bunch of IoT
             | devices that had web socket connections to a backend). We
             | were two frontenders and two backenders and we spent so
             | much time implementing and maintaining, not to mention
             | _arguing_ over the API between the SPA and the backend, and
             | that API would've basically gone away if we'd used Phoenix
             | Live. I really hope to get to use it at some point.
        
         | sethammons wrote:
         | We've done code burnings before. Throughout the year, any tech
         | debt fixed or code repos removed could be printed out and
         | burned in a bon fire at an annual gathering. Burning old chef
         | code that made life pain every day? Put a smile on many faces
         | haha.
        
       | jtchang wrote:
       | This is fantastic! I just saw one paper sheet stayed in the
       | printer tray. But the next one pushed it out.
       | 
       | This is the kind of automation I can get behind.
        
       | Alupis wrote:
       | > P.P.S. We're offsetting by 3x every bit of CO2 this creates via
       | Cool Effect.
       | 
       | Is this really how this carbon offset thing works?
       | 
       | You release a bunch of greenhouse gases - but it's "OK" because
       | you pay money to some organization that might eventually plant
       | some trees (or use your money to buy/rent fossil-fuel-burning
       | machinery to orchestrate the planting of trees)?
       | 
       | Seems like guilt-avoidance to me.
        
         | landryraccoon wrote:
         | This is a counterproductive attitude.
         | 
         | If you pit climate responsibility against people living their
         | lives, climate responsibility will lose, full stop. In the
         | short term, human beings are the way they are, and you won't be
         | able to change human nature before the climate is destroyed.
         | 
         | People offsetting their consumption is way, way better than
         | people saying "If you just want me to suffer, fuck it. I'm
         | going to embrace being an asshole and do what I want."
         | 
         | For example, I'm going to throw some logs on the fireplace over
         | Christmas. I can either find a way to offset my emissions
         | elsewhere, or just say fuck it, those environmentalists are
         | assholes so screw them. It's probably better for both of us if
         | I donate, because not having a fire is off the table.
        
         | savanaly wrote:
         | I see this comment all the time and I'm never sure which of the
         | two stances (or a third? don't want to pigeonhole you) people
         | hold:
         | 
         | a) Offsets don't do what they claim to do, as in the earth in
         | the universe where you give the offset has the same carbon
         | problem as the one in the universe where you don't make the
         | offset, or
         | 
         | b) Offsets are bad even if they do work. There's something
         | morally repugnant about them even if logically they are moral.
         | 
         | From your wording and most of the responses I assume you hold
         | a, but the tone and comparisons to indulgences, etc. make me
         | think you actually (also?) hold b?
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | zacmps wrote:
         | Something like https://teamtrees.org/ or https://trees.org/
         | seems like a more direct approach to me.
        
           | Alupis wrote:
           | Seems exactly the same to me. You pay some other organization
           | some amount of money, and now you get a free pass to do
           | whatever you want.
           | 
           | I had no idea this was really what everyone was talking about
           | with carbon offsets.
        
             | danans wrote:
             | This:
             | 
             | > You pay some other organization some amount of money,
             | 
             | contradicts this:
             | 
             | > and now you get a free pass
             | 
             | and you aren't allowed
             | 
             | > to do whatever you want.
             | 
             | You pay for a specific amount of carbon offsetting, so you
             | don't get to claim carbon neutrality if you exceed the
             | amount you offset.
             | 
             | Of course given that this is all voluntary someone could
             | lie, but that would be asshole behavior, and if you did it
             | at scale (i.e. if a corporation lied about it), you would
             | be discredited - in reputation and potentially be facing
             | civil lawsuits.
        
         | boston_sre87 wrote:
         | Yep, it is.
        
         | jacobwilliamroy wrote:
         | Carbon offsetting is different from indulgences, because the
         | offset is actually calculated and verifiable. You pay some
         | money to cover some materials and labor, that labor will result
         | in x amount of carbon-dioxide being sequestered over a certain
         | amount of time. You can actually go and research this stuff if
         | you're so skeptical. There are actual explanations for how
         | everything works, so it is in absolutely no way like a catholic
         | indulgence, where you never actually know if the money you're
         | spending is doing anything. You can actually go on the web and
         | find answers to all your questions. Yes, I mean you,
         | specifically.
        
         | eat_veggies wrote:
         | Yes, it's more than a bit like paying indulgences to the church
         | to absolve yourself of sins. That's how a lot of companies can
         | be "carbon neutral" by purchasing offsets and credits. I
         | believe Tesla makes a significant amount of its money by
         | selling these offsets to other companies.
        
           | Alupis wrote:
           | Really? Even though the lithium for Tesla batteries is
           | incredibly damaging to the environment to mine?
           | 
           | Are we all buying into 21st Century Snake Oil here?
        
             | bpodgursky wrote:
             | It's really not, compared to uh, oil.
             | 
             | And battery recycling technology is always improving. By
             | the time the current Model 3s are retired, the vast
             | majority of Lithium batteries will be recycled into new
             | cars:
             | 
             | > By 2025, it is estimated that about three-quarters of
             | spent electric batteries will be reused and then recycled
             | to harvest raw materials.
             | 
             | https://www.instituteforenergyresearch.org/renewable/the-
             | aft...
        
             | ianlevesque wrote:
             | There are actual standards for the credits so that people
             | don't buy snake oil.
        
           | jackdeansmith wrote:
           | If sin were a globally distributed problem where:
           | 
           | 1. the aggregate amount of sin in the world caused suffering
           | 
           | 2. indulgences actually reduced the aggregate amount of sin
           | in the world
           | 
           | then the indulgence system would make perfect sense. I agree
           | there are problems with offsets and many of them aren't
           | credible, but this indulgences metaphor has never made sense
           | to me.
        
         | core-questions wrote:
         | That's the gist of carbon credits and taxation, yes. The idea
         | is that the finances work as a disincentive at scale, but in
         | reality if your business has no other way to operate, you're
         | just going to pay the tax and live with it.
         | 
         | The airshed is, of course, indifferent to our financial
         | games...
         | 
         | Now, if it actually works to change your behaviour so that you
         | don't emit as much carbon because you can profit on the
         | difference, well, hey! That's a good thing! But I don't think
         | most industries can just stop on a dime and pivot like that....
         | it may provide incentives in the long term, or it just might
         | end up with all the costs passed back to the consumer, who may
         | or may not actually have a choice where to spend their money.
         | This is basically the worst case scenario, where it just ends
         | up being a financial game and doesn't improve anything. I hear
         | that the solution in this case is just to ramp it up higher so
         | that it eventually forces people to demand change; but they
         | might just demand a change to the tax if no other options are
         | forthcoming.
         | 
         | There's also the matter of catabolic processes, i.e. where
         | something that emits less carbon is only financially feasible
         | because of subsidies / taxes / etc. and in reality does not
         | make economic sense to do. Any energy-generating technology
         | that is not actually profitable without this is arguably taking
         | in more energy than it produces, in the form of the
         | externalities needed to enable it (i.e. fossil fuels that go
         | into the building and maintenance of green energy projects).
        
         | Minor49er wrote:
         | Penn and Teller came to the same conclusion on their show
         | "Bullshit" back in 2008:
         | 
         | https://ptbs.typepad.com/penn_teller_bullshit/ep_606_being_g...
         | 
         | It's basically this millennium's version of the Catholic
         | Church's indulgences.
        
           | UncleMeat wrote:
           | Penn is at least a partial climate change denialist. He is an
           | entertainer, not an expert.
        
           | dwaltrip wrote:
           | From your link:
           | 
           | > There is evidence for global warming, though there's
           | considerable reason to believe this is simply part of a
           | natural cycle. There is some evidence that humans may
           | contribute at least a bit to the change (though many sources
           | suggest that human pollution is insignificant compared with
           | forest fires, volcanos, etc.).
           | 
           | This is underhanded, weasel-word denialism. "Many sources
           | suggest" my ass... Let's not give any credibility to this
           | kind of bullshit.
        
             | La1n wrote:
             | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penn_%26_Teller:_Bullshit!#
             | L...
             | 
             | The show pretends to be just about calling out "bullshit",
             | but sprinkles in a lot of politics and opinions.
        
             | yreg wrote:
             | They also did an episode about recycling being bullshit,
             | which was full of misinformation.
             | 
             | Great magicians, but dishonest skeptics.
        
               | savanaly wrote:
               | But doesn't everyone sort of agree now that it really is
               | bullshit? Were they right but for the wrong reasons?
        
         | MCOfficer wrote:
         | Yes, it is. But it's still a LOT better than silently ignoring
         | it, which is the standard today.
        
           | read_if_gay_ wrote:
           | Ignoring burning a few sheets of paper. The horror.
        
         | dwaltrip wrote:
         | You are implying that carbon-offsetting is some sort of sham
         | that doesn't do what it says it does. Can you please provide
         | sources to backup your claims?
        
         | smarx007 wrote:
         | Carbon Offsetting is a practice frequently applied to go Carbon
         | Neutral or Carbon Negative. For some reason, Net Zero is
         | considered "more comprehensive" than Carbon Neutral according
         | to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_neutrality. What you
         | are expecting is what many call Zero Carbon (and obviously the
         | right path to aim for).
        
         | greenshackle2 wrote:
         | It is basically self-imposed carbon credits, since carbon
         | credits are not politically viable or something.
        
         | danans wrote:
         | > You release a bunch of greenhouse gases - but it's "OK"
         | because you pay money to some organization
         | 
         | It's about cleaning up after yourself. Clearly in the case of
         | this machine, whose carbon impact is tiny compared to nearly
         | every other combustion based machinery we use, the intent is
         | symbolic.
         | 
         | > ...that might eventually plant some trees (or use your money
         | to buy/rent fossil-fuel-burning machinery to orchestrate the
         | planting of trees)?
         | 
         | For a reputable carbon offset, those carbon costs are accounted
         | for in the offset, so even with them, it's a net-negative
         | carbon transaction.
         | 
         | > Seems like guilt-avoidance to me.
         | 
         | That's besides the point. If it offsets the carbon produced,
         | then it works, and it doesn't matter what the psychological
         | motivation is.
         | 
         | But I agree that there is a problem with offsets: In a saner
         | world we'd be imposing carbon taxes instead of this, but this
         | is where we are today, with CO2 mitigation effectively taking
         | the form of "donations".
        
           | Alupis wrote:
           | Many organizations with good intent and survive on donations
           | end up astray - see Red Cross and Haiti.
           | 
           | Donating money to some organization that claims they will
           | plant trees to offset some amount of greenhouse gas emissions
           | is a lot like trusting the American Red Cross to build houses
           | and schools after a disaster. You're hoping they do what they
           | promise (and instead of doing that, the American Red Cross
           | billed majority of the donations as "Administrative
           | Fees"[1]).
           | 
           | So, in reality you may or may not be "cleaning up after
           | yourself". Actually, you're not cleaning up after yourself...
           | you're outsourcing that job (and don't actually care if it
           | gets done) so you can feel free to release more greenhouse
           | gases.
           | 
           | [1] https://www.npr.org/2015/06/03/411524156/in-search-of-
           | the-re...
        
             | markdown wrote:
             | > see American Red Cross and Haiti.
             | 
             | FTFY. The _Red Cross_ is a reputable organisation that does
             | wonderful work across the developing world. The _American
             | Red Cross_ is the corrupt one.
        
               | Alupis wrote:
               | My mistake in conflating the two. Updated - Thanks for
               | pointing out the distinction.
        
         | teraflop wrote:
         | You could apply the same logic to any economic activity.
         | 
         | You mean I can just take a book from a bookstore, depriving
         | others of the chance to read it, and it's somehow "OK" because
         | I paid money to some organization that might eventually use it
         | to print another copy?
        
           | abraae wrote:
           | Not the same.
           | 
           | Stealing books from a bookshop - ILLEGAL.
           | 
           | Pumping CO2 into the air and contributing to the global
           | ecosystem's destruction - LEGAL.
        
         | young_unixer wrote:
         | > Seems like guilt-avoidance to me.
         | 
         | Isn't that what 99% of people, companies and governments are
         | doing anyway? Doing things that look or sound _green_ , while
         | (voluntarily or not) ignoring the actual damage we're doing.
         | 
         | For example, my country banned plastic bags on the supermarket
         | and everyone rejoiced, but no one has any intention to talk
         | seriously about environmental problems. It's all a bunch of
         | empty slogans and feel-good discourse.
        
       | zelly wrote:
       | very great for the environment
        
       | ljnelson wrote:
       | Part of what I love about this is that periodically it doesn't
       | work and a dude comes in from off camera and manually makes
       | _sure_ your email is torched. Very 2020.
        
         | grishka wrote:
         | And cameras sometimes go out of focus.
        
         | felideon wrote:
         | It seems like this is the dude:
         | https://twitter.com/thatdetroitandy/status/13313143780969717...
        
         | SteveNuts wrote:
         | An allegory to all those deployments with just one manual step.
        
           | sixstringtheory wrote:
           | Or AI (with some human intervention required)
        
       | aresant wrote:
       | After submitting a note I got a marketing email eg "PS: We made
       | this experiment for fun, but we made HEY to make email better.
       | Give it a try at HEY.com."
       | 
       | Just in case not obvious this is a marketing campaign by Hey.com
       | (I was 90% sure) and they've got my email now :)
        
         | natchy wrote:
         | oh! i thought it was merely trying to create buzz but I didn't
         | think about building up an email list. pretty smart.
        
           | t3rabytes wrote:
           | Not the case, we're not keeping any of the email
           | addresses/data. We'll add a note.
        
             | aresant wrote:
             | Thanks for the fast and appropriate response!
        
           | csomar wrote:
           | I think they need Terms/Privacy Policy and your consent if
           | they are collecting emails. There is none of that.
        
         | gfody wrote:
         | hey.com claims to have "fixed" email - I tried to find out what
         | exactly they do to justify the claim but hit my timeout at
         | about 5 minutes wading through vague testimonials. there's a
         | 37min video that supposedly breaks it all down, I bailed about
         | 5min in, afaict it's a just polished client.
        
           | crispyporkbites wrote:
           | It's not an email client- it's a gateway to a proprietary
           | messaging service that happens to support email
        
             | geocrasher wrote:
             | Which is exactly what Gmail is.
        
               | dewey wrote:
               | Except that you can use Gmail through any IMAP/POP client
               | (https://support.google.com/mail/answer/7126229?hl=en)
               | while that's not possible with Hey where you always have
               | to use their apps.
        
               | geocrasher wrote:
               | Yes I do suppose that's true, but I don't think that
               | makes it any less proprietary in nature. The same could
               | be said of many mail providers such as Gmail,
               | Outlook.com, etc. They have their own way of doing it
               | that, externally, looks like mail. Internally it's
               | something altogether different.
               | 
               | This is proven by sending an email from one Gmail account
               | to another. It is all but instant. I swear once the email
               | arrived before the Enter key had debounced! SMTP can't
               | move things quite that fast.
        
               | dewey wrote:
               | I don't think it matters how it's implemented internally,
               | just like the end user doesn't have to care about which
               | language the IRC/web/Jabber server is implemented in. As
               | long as it speaks the correct protocol to the outside it
               | doesn't matter and that's the beauty of standardized
               | protocols.
        
               | geocrasher wrote:
               | Right which is kind of my point. They say they've
               | reinvented email or whatever, but haven't they all? The
               | difference is that this provider forces you to use their
               | client.
        
           | bogwog wrote:
           | I've learned to distrust services with rare/valuable domain
           | names by default.
        
         | switz wrote:
         | Could one turn it into an infinite loop by sending an email
         | with a reply-to at the same address?
        
       | psim1 wrote:
       | Way to go, Dumpster Fire Operator Guy. Nothing gives me more
       | anxiety than waiting for an inevitable printer jam or mechanical
       | failure to occur.
        
       | orliesaurus wrote:
       | the autofocus is killing me
        
       | dboreham wrote:
       | Assumed this was about how spammers have made the whole concept
       | of e-mail into a dumpster fire.
        
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