[HN Gopher] Is that ship still stuck?
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       Is that ship still stuck?
        
       Author : ColinWright
       Score  : 302 points
       Date   : 2021-03-25 20:58 UTC (2 hours ago)
        
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       | gm3dmo wrote:
       | Smit are like the Winston Wolf of the shipping business. No
       | problem too big to solve.
        
       | dghlsakjg wrote:
       | Why do so many people here think they have some solution that
       | could get this done faster? There is an entire industry that is
       | built around heavy salvage, and their best and brightest are
       | working around the clock to resolve the situation.
       | 
       | Everybody here knows what Dunning Kruger is.
       | 
       | If you have a solution that starts with: "Why don't they
       | just...". The answer is either 1. They will when they can, that
       | kind of operation is very hard to set up in the Egyptian Desert,
       | or 2. That is a dumb/impractical/impossible thing you are
       | suggesting.
        
       | dang wrote:
       | Recent and related:
       | 
       |  _Suez canal blocked by a massive ship_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26560319 - March 2021 (419
       | comments)
        
       | tamaharbor wrote:
       | Drop salt around the ship to increase the buoyancy of the
       | water...
        
       | _the_inflator wrote:
       | Looking at how stuck the ship is, this could also be a new
       | terrorist vector to attack the channel via such a ,,derailed"
       | ship.
        
         | Tenoke wrote:
         | It does legitimately seem like you can do tremendous damage by
         | derailing a few ships in the right spots. Bringing bombs or
         | other small ships or something else seems doable for a
         | terrorist organization on the face of it.
        
           | WWWWH wrote:
           | Wasn't this the plot of an Ian Banks novel? Canal dreams.
           | Imagine die hard, with the Bruce Willis part being a middle-
           | aged, female, Japanese cellist.
        
           | bigfudge wrote:
           | This is true more generally. When I lived in London and the
           | IRA campaign was going on I never understood why they didn't
           | just set fire to a few stolen vans on Euston road/City
           | road/Waterloo bridge every morning rather than actually
           | killing people. Would have been more effective.
        
             | simmerup wrote:
             | What freedom fighter would throw away their life to cause a
             | traffic jam?
             | 
             | And what government would cave to whats essentially a minor
             | inconvenience
        
             | randompwd wrote:
             | Such an ignorant comment.
        
           | moritonal wrote:
           | Shh! The modern world is based on the fact a few really mad
           | stupid people don't realise how brittle the hacks we built
           | society on are.
        
       | bawbag wrote:
       | Not related to this, but is there a company out there who could
       | profit from this kind of thing? "I got stuck but my friend made
       | it through, prices are up lol".
        
       | tobr wrote:
       | The ship is named "Ever Given", but the huge text on the side
       | says "EVERGREEN", which is confusingly similar. Does anyone know
       | why?
        
       | nabla9 wrote:
       | The ship stuck (Ever Given) is build to Suezmax limits. It fits,
       | but barely.
       | 
       | Ever Given (Suezmax limit)                 length: 399.94 m (400
       | m)            tonnage: 199,629 DWT (200,000 DWT)
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | CosmicShadow wrote:
       | How long before this gets made into a Netflix series?
        
       | drno123 wrote:
       | One peaceful nuclear explosion would do the trick.
        
       | elihu wrote:
       | I suppose I'll kick off the usual "why don't they just do X"
       | thread.
       | 
       | It seems to me that if they can't move it by any normal means,
       | they could just start pushing cargo containers overboard and fish
       | them out until it's light enough to move.
       | 
       | I could also a lot of plausible reasons why they wouldn't do
       | that:
       | 
       | - it wouldn't work (no equipment to move containers)
       | 
       | - the ship's owner doesn't want to do that and no one has the
       | authority to force them
       | 
       | - the ship's owner wants to do that, but the owner of the cargo
       | doesn't want them to
       | 
       | - the cost of lost cargo is more than the cost of delaying other
       | ships
       | 
       | - it would take too long or be too messy to clean up
        
         | brundolf wrote:
         | Perhaps most importantly: the channel is only a couple dozen
         | meters deep, which is part of the problem. Dropping a bunch of
         | containers down there would almost certainly create a new
         | obstacle for this and other ships
        
         | JumpCrisscross wrote:
         | > _they could just start pushing cargo containers overboard and
         | fish them out until it 's light enough to move_
         | 
         | Light boats are less stable. About the only thing that cold
         | make this situation worse would be the damn thing capsizing in
         | the canal.
        
           | laurent92 wrote:
           | Yes. Unloading is a science, also, if you want to avoid
           | capsizing. And the risk is increased because they don't know
           | on which sand the boat rests (it may be balanced at some
           | point just by one bank + the pressure of the flow of water)
           | and the tides add some random every 6 hrs.
        
         | dshibarshin wrote:
         | The carrier can announce a general average [1] which allows it
         | to throw the containers overboard if they believe it will help
         | the ship get moving.
         | 
         | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_average
        
           | jdasdf wrote:
           | A general average requires an imminent danger which the ship
           | is clearly no in, since it's just stuck.
           | 
           | You also can't argue that they have to dump it overboard
           | because of the costs that the delays will cause, because such
           | costs are explicitly excluded in the 2004 rules on general
           | averages [1]
           | 
           | [1] Rule C, paragraph 3
           | https://shippingandfreightresource.com/wp-
           | content/uploads/20...
        
       | mongol wrote:
       | They need to pump out sand from beneath the ship. If it is indeed
       | sand.
        
       | damontal wrote:
       | Job interview question: how many helicopters would it take to
       | lift it?
        
         | BrianOnHN wrote:
         | 15,000 Chinooks. Good luck finding that many, though.
        
       | ryanmarsh wrote:
       | This thread reminds me similar threads here and elsewhere when
       | Deep Water Horizon's well head was spewing hydrocarbons into the
       | Gulf of Mexico for weeks. The immense scale (depth, pressure,
       | etc) and logistics (distance from shore, open ocean) exceeds
       | everyone's intuitive high-school grasp of physics. The ideas
       | presented are laughable and immediately shot down by people armed
       | with just a few facts (plenty again given the scale and logistics
       | involved).
       | 
       | I'm eager to see what clever solution the engineers eventually
       | pick.
        
       | lovemenot wrote:
       | Could the water be made sufficiently denser by dissolving salt or
       | another chemical into it? Or by refrigerating it?
        
       | jay_kyburz wrote:
       | Anybody know at what point the backed up ships start taking the
       | long way around? (Around Africa!)
        
         | bertmuthalaly wrote:
         | It might be already happening?
         | https://twitter.com/AriaCallaghan/status/1375154205233721348
        
       | donaldo wrote:
       | Wow, didn't know it was stuck horizontally. Hope they can fix it.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | cghendrix wrote:
       | Wonder how the data for the actual position of the ship is
       | obtained or if it's estimated and just hard coded on to the map?
       | 
       | I always love sites that are question in the domain with answers
       | in the webpage as the main content.
        
         | samizdis wrote:
         | You can see it here: https://www.vesselfinder.com/?imo=9811000
        
           | Animats wrote:
           | Yes. I notice that the two Maersk freighters behind the Ever
           | Given are no longer there. It looks like all traffic has been
           | cleared from the canal on both sides. Zoom out. The north end
           | of the Gulf of Suez looks like a parking lot. So does the Med
           | north of Port Said. So does Fayed, the lake in the middle of
           | the canal.
           | 
           | Smit, the big Dutch salvage firm, has been called in and
           | already has their first heavy equipment, a dredger, on site.
           | "Days to weeks" is all they'll say. The good case is that
           | they pump fuel and ballast water out of the ship, plus some
           | dredging, and it floats free. The not so good case is they
           | bring in a big crane and start unloading containers. The bad
           | case is that the ship is partly sunk and will have to be
           | patched and refloated. The really bad case is that the hull
           | is so badly damaged that the ship has to be cut apart in
           | place.
           | 
           | Meanwhile, shipping from China to Europe is now US$4000/TEU.
           | Usually it's around US$1000. China's "Belt and Road" rail
           | plan may pay off.
        
             | stragies wrote:
             | Or the super-extra-bad case: The ship breaks while
             | attempting to pull it free. Pieces of ship + 20000
             | containers in the canal. How long would it be blocked for.
             | Full-spectrum catastrophe!
        
         | ceejayoz wrote:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_identification_syste...
         | 
         | See the "Broadcast information" section.
         | 
         | Position, heading, speed, unique ID, etc. are all broadcast
         | "every 2 to 10 seconds".
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | lacker wrote:
         | I know very little about boat data but I was also curious; it
         | looks like it is using Vesselfinder which in turn uses data
         | from this AIS system.
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_identification_syste...
         | 
         | There is as much information as a normal human could want to
         | know about how ship location data is tracked ;-)
        
         | onedognight wrote:
         | On iOS you can use Vessel Finder Pro. It provides a real-time
         | world map of all (for some reasonable definition of all) ships.
         | Most of maps views I have seen of this ship are just screen
         | shots from this app. I paid the $10 just to confirm this fact
         | yesterday as Ship Finder, my old standby, didn't have it.
        
         | munk-a wrote:
         | This is one particular outlet[1] for that data but, AFAIK, all
         | modern commercial vessels continuously report their location
         | via satellite or, preferably, coastal AIS. That data is
         | collected by something then APIs happen along with aggregation
         | and probably more APIs and... after all that, the data is
         | pretty widely available.
         | 
         | Ship location isn't considered privileged security information
         | which was a bit surprising to me since pirates are still a
         | thing, but yea - that's the state of the world.
         | 
         | Edit: Apparently I forgot to include the link, here it is:
         | 
         | 1.
         | https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:32.5/cente...
        
           | WJW wrote:
           | It's super useful to know the location, speed and course of
           | other vessels nearby for navigational purposes. For those few
           | regions where piracy is a serious issue, vessels are either
           | escorted by navy ships in convoys, arrange private security
           | contractors or turn off AIS. The benefits of hiding yourself
           | don't outweigh the downsides though, especially not in
           | "civilized" oceans.
        
           | laurent92 wrote:
           | > isn't considered privileged information
           | 
           | Not only that, but Bloomberg terminals have the ship
           | locations in real time because it impacts trading a lot:
           | Petrol, ore, cereals, etc.
        
           | cricalix wrote:
           | As a small vessel (10 metres) owner and operator, it's quite
           | nice that AIS operates over VHF. I can install an AIS
           | receiver and see precisely what's coming my way, and the
           | instrumentation available to me can predict whether I might
           | collide with the ship, or if I'll pass ahead/behind (I prefer
           | behind). Useful in the dark when distance is hard to gauge.
           | 
           | Saw on twitter the other day that one vessel going past the
           | east coast of Africa had changed their info field
           | (destination I think) to "ARMED GUARD ONBOARD"..
        
             | bmurray7jhu wrote:
             | Twitter link:
             | 
             | https://twitter.com/lemonodor/status/1374803809696817154
        
         | cricalix wrote:
         | VesselFinder and MarineTraffic use the data broadcast by
         | vessels on AIS[0]. The AIS devices can be programmed with the
         | dimensions of the vessel, location of the AIS GPS antenna
         | relative to the vessel (ie, is it right aft, or in the middle,
         | etcetera), and uses sensor data from the network bus to get
         | direction, speed and the like. So yeah, if the ship's AIS is
         | saying "I'm at latitude, longitude doing 0 knots, last reported
         | course was 73 degrees", the websites can generate a somewhat
         | accurate picture.
         | 
         | 0:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_identification_syste...
        
       | cgdub wrote:
       | A single canal is a single point of failure. We need to have
       | multiple canals to handle unexpected failures.
        
       | aidenn0 wrote:
       | A balloon half a kilometer in radius filled with hydrogen should
       | be able to float the ship.
        
         | BrianOnHN wrote:
         | How would you acquire that much hydrogen, and how much would it
         | cost?
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | barbegal wrote:
       | It will be weeks before this ship is free.
       | 
       | Fuel and oil can be pumped out but that only makes up a fraction
       | of the total weight of the vessel. Containers can be unloaded but
       | again the lightest will be at the top so a significant number
       | will need to be removed to make a big enough difference. And
       | unloading them will be a slow process. You can maybe unload a few
       | per hour with helicopters. There doesn't exist any infrastructure
       | which could get to that location and lift off containers. You
       | could build a custom crane barge but that would take at least a
       | month to fabricate and get to the site. The easiest way to remove
       | containers will be using cutting equipment, winches and possibly
       | explosives. It won't be easy and will likely take several weeks
       | to unload a significant number of containers, the ship and
       | containers will be damaged in the process.
       | 
       | That leaves dredging the sand under the ship. Again the
       | infrastructure to do this rapidly doesn't exist. You can dig out
       | the sand around the ship but there is a huge amount that the ship
       | is resting on. It will take specialist dredging equipment to
       | start removing this sand.
        
         | maxerickson wrote:
         | The excavators make sense as the first stage of a dredging
         | operation.
        
       | kergonath wrote:
       | I wonder how expensive and complicated it would be to let it
       | there and dig another lane to bypass it.
        
       | ksec wrote:
       | ~15% of the World's trade is dependent on it and this is taking
       | much longer than expected. Why?
        
         | vkou wrote:
         | Because your expectations were far too high.
        
         | yuliyp wrote:
         | So yes it affects a lot of trade. But it can be worked around.
         | Ships can sail around Africa or goods can be shipped across the
         | Pacific and across the Panama Canal or via rail across America.
         | Obviously those are more expensive, but the goods will still be
         | transported.
        
         | madeofpalk wrote:
         | Is this taking longer than expected?
        
         | ksm1717 wrote:
         | For real. Why haven't they just mobilized hacker news?
        
           | gizmo385 wrote:
           | "We should take the ship, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE" :D [1]
           | 
           | [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0sTNLdNhuE
        
             | ksm1717 wrote:
             | You can trust that I don't need to follow that link,
             | brother.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | arnaudsm wrote:
         | Extrapolating from the 2014 extensions, building a 2nd backup
         | canal would cost >$8B.
         | 
         | Considering it earns $10B/year to Egypt, I don't know if this
         | short downtime will justify the cost to them.
        
           | kergonath wrote:
           | It is costing much more than that to shipping companies and
           | the broader industry. If that is an option, I am sure they'll
           | find the money. That probably would take much longer than un-
           | sticking the ship, assuming this is possible.
        
         | albertgoeswoof wrote:
         | Because it's hard
        
           | londons_explore wrote:
           | Just dig a new canal around the ship?
           | 
           | A quarter mile diversion can't take that long to dig. The
           | whole canal is 120 miles, so an extra quarter mile they
           | should be able to dig in a few days I would think?
        
             | Hamuko wrote:
             | Sounds easier to just dig through the ship.
        
             | pjc50 wrote:
             | This man doesn't infrastructure.
             | 
             | (If you think it's that easy, pop over and ask if you can
             | have a go on the JCB)
        
               | londons_explore wrote:
               | I actually spent a few weeks of my life driving a JCB
               | commercially...
        
             | phkahler wrote:
             | "Just" widen the canal so it can continue pivoting around
             | the most stuck end until its straight again.
        
             | azornathogron wrote:
             | > The whole canal is 120 miles, so an extra quarter mile
             | they should be able to dig in a few days I would think?
             | 
             | Uh, what? Why would the length of the canal as a whole tell
             | you anything about how long digging a quarter-mile section
             | would take? If the canal as a whole was longer or shorter,
             | would that somehow change your estimate?
        
               | gm3dmo wrote:
               | Just get people who know what they are doing to sort it
               | out.
        
               | londons_explore wrote:
               | Yes it would... I know the suez canal was a once-per-
               | century type infrastructure investment for Egypt. Doing
               | that same investment again probbaly isn't feasible. But
               | doing 0.2% of the work again is starting to sound pretty
               | affordable...
        
             | LegitShady wrote:
             | "Quarter mile" is a linear dimension. What is the width?
             | 
             | If you had to estimate the volume of earth in that 'quarter
             | mile', and then estimate the size of an excavator bucket,
             | and the capacity of a dump truck, and the availability of
             | all those things at any given time (even if you ship them
             | in), you'd soon realize that just digging out that earth
             | will take more time.
             | 
             | On top of that, there's going to be FLOW in the canal -
             | what will your diversion to for erosion, pressure on the
             | locks, etc.
             | 
             | You risk damaging the canal itself to deal with a temporary
             | problem if you think you can just 'dig around it' in 5
             | days. My bet is you've never seen how long it takes to plan
             | something with this much risk involved.
             | 
             | This isn't software, you aren't going to Agile it away if
             | you screw it up.
        
             | anyfoo wrote:
             | I hope the people trying to remedy the situation right now
             | are reading your comment about your idea that you thought
             | up in five minutes, presumably without any background or
             | qualification. (Sarcasm, in case that wasn't obvious.)
        
             | Andrew_nenakhov wrote:
             | Volume is ^3 of the linear size. To get a clear picture of
             | how much it is do this:
             | 
             | - launch minecraft in creative mode and make 40x40 pad of
             | steel blocks, 1 block high. You should do it in a few
             | minutes.
             | 
             | - now do a 40x40x40 cube. Good luck for the rest of your
             | day.
        
             | ClumsyPilot wrote:
             | Lol no
        
             | gizmo385 wrote:
             | This sounds eerily similar to "Just add the new feature, it
             | can't take that long". Things are complicated.
        
               | spookthesunset wrote:
               | I mean it is just typing... how hard can it be?
        
         | dekhn wrote:
         | because it's "cheaper" to build a SPOF and then handle the
         | exceptions when they come.
        
           | JKCalhoun wrote:
           | Ship is no longer on the happy path.
        
         | panzagl wrote:
         | It's stuck like a couch in a stairwell.
        
           | smiley1437 wrote:
           | Pivot!
        
           | RantyDave wrote:
           | Except it's a couch with a bulbous bow that got buried into
           | the side of the stairwell, which just happens to be made of
           | clay. I assume the stern is stuck, too.
           | 
           | And all you have to remove it is a pin. So, this is going to
           | take a while.
        
           | dkarl wrote:
           | Oh, dear. Time travelers really ought to be more careful.
        
             | phkahler wrote:
             | Yeah, they forgot their towel.
        
           | dr_orpheus wrote:
           | Do you think getting David Schwimmer to come yell "Pivot!"
           | would help?
        
         | fuzzy2 wrote:
         | Because it's, you know, stuck. If they accidentally sink it,
         | the cleanup will be even more messy.
        
           | RantyDave wrote:
           | I think it would be very, very difficult to sink. Quite aside
           | from the (hopefully) large number of bulkheads and other such
           | safety measures, the ship will be close to maximum draft for
           | the canal and as such would only be able to sink a metre or
           | two anyway. True, you'd then need to refloat it in situ,
           | which would not be fun ... and it would probably just become
           | more stuck rather than less.
           | 
           | I think it's just going to take time and lots of digging.
        
           | gm3dmo wrote:
           | Suez canal is 24 meters deep. i count 9 iso containers
           | stacked high on the deck (an iso container is 2.59m high).
           | 
           | Smit will be making bank on this.
        
         | blhack wrote:
         | One of the largest ships in the world has run aground. How long
         | did you expect it would take to salvage it?
        
         | nabla9 wrote:
         | ~30% of World container traffic goes trough it.
         | 
         | Many bulk carriers exceed Suezmax limits and can't go trough.
        
         | dcolkitt wrote:
         | My question, for those who know more about this domain than me,
         | is this a problem that enough money could fix? If the
         | governments of the world wrote a $1 trillion blank check, would
         | that be enough to get the ship out in the next 24 hours?
         | 
         | Or is this a problem that money alone can't solve?
        
           | johnchristopher wrote:
           | Let the answers to your question be a caution to all the Musk
           | and Star Trek fans around here: like this ship, not matter
           | how much money you throw at mars terra-forming, FTL drives
           | and climate change reversal or control technology some things
           | have non-negotiable deadlines.
        
           | dghlsakjg wrote:
           | There is a limited number of people that have the expertise,
           | and equipment to pull it off, and it takes them time even if
           | they had been standing by at the accident site. Money isn't
           | the issue right now. I'm a mariner, but not a salvage law
           | expert, but the ship and the cargo on it are effectively the
           | collateral for whoever removes this thing, so money is likely
           | not an issue.
           | 
           | This is now an engineering and logisitics problem. What is
           | necessary for the ship to be floating again? And what
           | equipment is needed for that to happen? If it isn't already
           | at hand, how can they get the equipment there (there is
           | navigable water nearby, but there may be no way to unload
           | heavy equipment onto the land).
        
           | cricalix wrote:
           | We're discussing a ship that is 400 metres long, 59 metres
           | wide, and has a draft of 16 metres[0]. It's carrying
           | somewhere over 18,000 containers, each of which could weight
           | up to 27,000 kg[1]. It's unlikely that all of them weigh that
           | much, but still, they can be heavy.
           | 
           | The load has been very carefully placed on the ship to ensure
           | maximum stability. So the heavy loads are probably deeper in
           | the hull and the lighter loads are higher up. When ships get
           | unloaded in port, it's unlikely that all the containers are
           | for that port, so an intricate dance starts - offloading some
           | containers, moving other ones to maintain the balance, and
           | loading new ones. At all times, you have to keep the load
           | within tolerances so that your ship doesn't go "I'm out!" and
           | roll over.
           | 
           | So yeah, money alone can't solve this in 24 hours. They've
           | got to calculate the load changes when they offload
           | containers, so that you don't accidentally cause the ship to
           | roll over in the canal. You're not going to stop that
           | happening with a few bits of rope tied to some concrete
           | pillars in the ground..
           | 
           | [0] https://www.vesselfinder.com/vessels/EVER-GIVEN-
           | IMO-9811000-...
           | 
           | [1] https://www.dsv.com/en/our-solutions/modes-of-
           | transport/sea-...
        
             | cricalix wrote:
             | And as a bit more context, the cranes that are used at
             | ports are capable of moving 60+ tonnes[0] - physics becomes
             | a bit of a problem when your crane is a lever..
             | 
             | 0: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Container_crane
        
             | anyfoo wrote:
             | Is it even that easy to get any containers off the ship,
             | without the machinery and infrastructure at ports?
             | 
             | Is it common at all to get containers off a ship outside of
             | docking areas?
        
               | WJW wrote:
               | Certainly not common, but it can be done with specialized
               | vessels.
        
               | cricalix wrote:
               | Well, they fall off of ships all the time, especially in
               | rough weather (all the time is hyperbole, but it
               | absolutely happens). So sure, you can probably push one
               | off with a pretty big lever, but shipping containers are
               | actually designed to "clip" together to an extent, to
               | make the load more solid. Problem is, the canal is only
               | about 24 metres deep, so you're going to end up blocking
               | the canal with containers instead if you just push them
               | off.
               | 
               | The modern shipping world is _all_ about containers,
               | container cranes, and container ships. 99 Percent
               | Invisible hosted some episodes of the Containers podcast
               | [0] that will probably provide some insight.
               | 
               | 0: https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/containers-
               | ships-tugs...
        
           | sliken wrote:
           | Well it's a question of odds. Hard to imagine you couldn't
           | get a big auger, drill a bunch of holes, put a bunch of
           | telephone poles into the holes and start running steel cables
           | + winch from each one to the end of the ship. Repeat on the
           | other end of the canal/ship and start applying ever more
           | force to realign the ship with the canal.
           | 
           | Question is, what would happen? Would the ship move the sand
           | it's embedded in, realign with the deepest part of the
           | channel and move off?
           | 
           | Or would the (potentially already damaged) hull breach?
        
           | chki wrote:
           | I'm also just speculating but my understanding is that there
           | is already a lot of money behind this and that it simply
           | takes time for companies specialized in salvaging ships to
           | physically get there with their equipment and also develop a
           | solution that works.
           | 
           | I don't think more money would make those companies work
           | faster and I don't think there is some reasonable alternative
           | solution available other than using these companies.
        
           | kergonath wrote:
           | At some point no amount of money is enough to overcome
           | Physics.
        
         | Denvercoder9 wrote:
         | Nine women can't make a baby in a month. Some things just take
         | time, regardless of how much resources you throw at it.
        
           | Black101 wrote:
           | Somebody just have to come up with a good idea.... IE: blow
           | up a boat load of C4 on the side of it...
        
             | munk-a wrote:
             | I'm pretty certain if you nuked the container ship you'd
             | solve the first problem - it'd be messy and expensive but
             | if you could explosively throw chunks out of the canal you
             | could _probably_ resume service.
             | 
             | And just imagine how badass the canal would look if we
             | glassed the banks and lined them with some LEDs!
             | 
             | (please don't do this)
        
               | azornathogron wrote:
               | I think you might inadvertently create a few new problems
               | if you did this.
        
               | munk-a wrote:
               | I was thinking the same thing - that glassed canal would
               | probably be so scenic that you'd cause several future
               | traffic jams from private vessels and romantic cruises
               | charting a path through the already near-capacity canal.
        
             | krisoft wrote:
             | Just in case you are not joking, what do you think blowing
             | up C4 at the side of the ship would achieve?
        
             | WJW wrote:
             | The canal is just 10 metres deeper than the ship and it's
             | more than 10 metres high, so just blowing up the ship is
             | not enough to clear the canal. You also need to take away
             | the 200 million kg of steel afterwards. At that point it's
             | easier to just wait for the Really Big Tugboats to come
             | over.
        
               | nomy99 wrote:
               | not if you blow up so hard that there is a massive
               | crater. Then let nature fill it up. Isn't the canal
               | connected to large waterways on both ends
        
           | xbar wrote:
           | That's not exactly the problem here.
        
             | johnchristopher wrote:
             | You can dance on your head as hard as you can but nine
             | women won't make a baby in one month.
        
           | reilly3000 wrote:
           | > Nine women can't make a baby in a month. This is my new
           | favorite phrase.
        
       | cmckn wrote:
       | Visited this on my phone and it said "No.". I yelped. Turns out
       | there's just an issue with the site on mobile! Still stuck.
        
         | timgarner0 wrote:
         | The site provides a tongue-in-cheek warning for this: "Tornado
         | Guard warnings apply."
         | 
         | https://xkcd.com/937
        
       | TheAdamAndChe wrote:
       | How does liability work here? Who is liable for all the work
       | required to get the ship dug out? Who keeps the insurance that
       | will pay for all this?
        
       | ampdepolymerase wrote:
       | Had rockets not been so regulated, this problem could have easily
       | been solved. It would not be cheap but with a 150million
       | insurance budget it is doable. Egypt is losing 400million in
       | trade every hour. The ship weighs 200 000 tons. You only need to
       | drag it out of the sand, not bring it to LEO. Another option
       | would be a lot of shaped charges but the side effects are much
       | more catastrophic if things go wrong. In the olden days, they
       | would just use nuclear (See project Plowshare for the Panama
       | Canal).
       | 
       | Before you downvote, do the math.
        
         | tehjoker wrote:
         | I like how everyone thinks that by using money, bombs, or
         | radiation they can fix a carefully engineered project by
         | essentially kicking it hard enough.
         | 
         | Blowing a messy radioactive hole in the ground does not
         | guarantee maritime navigability....
        
           | gm3dmo wrote:
           | This is Hacker News.
        
         | riffraff wrote:
         | > Egypt is losing 400million in trade every hour
         | 
         | this seems excessive, if they made 400M in trade per hour that
         | would be 3T per year, but Egypt's GDP is ~1T.
        
         | dcolkitt wrote:
         | At the very least, why aren't they using helicopters to take
         | the containers off one-by-one. That would reduce the overall
         | weight, and it'd be easier to move an empty ship than one
         | weighed down by cargo.
        
           | dageshi wrote:
           | Are there helicopters capable of lifting a fully loaded cargo
           | container?
        
             | kmonsen wrote:
             | In addition to the weight issues, there are up to 20k of
             | them on board.
        
             | Baeocystin wrote:
             | No. The absolute heaviest-lift helicopter, the MI-26, can
             | lift a little over 20 short tons. Most helicopters can
             | carry a ton or two at most.
             | 
             | In comparison, unloaded shipping containers are already a
             | few tons. Loaded ones are all over the place, of course,
             | but max out at around 30.
        
           | karagenit wrote:
           | Not sure if that's possible. Some quick Googling told me a
           | typical 40' cargo container has a capacity of 30 tons, but
           | the largest commercial cargo helicopter (the Mi-26) can carry
           | only 22 tons.
        
           | PeterisP wrote:
           | It has something like 20000 containers on it. Even if
           | helicopters would lift a container off every 10 minutes, it
           | wouldn't make any meaningful difference.
           | 
           | Also, you can't do the maneuvering they were trying to with
           | the tugs at the same time you're doing something like that,
           | unless you want to kill someone.
           | 
           | Unloading such a ship to empty would take a long time even if
           | it's in port facilities under many cranes.
        
           | dghlsakjg wrote:
           | The worlds highest capacity heavy lift helicopter can lift
           | 44k lbs (russian M-26, estimated to be 20 in working
           | condition). An empty 40 ft. container weighs 9k lbs. With a
           | max loading of 66k lbs gross. The Ever Given has a capacity
           | of 20k TEU, or 10k 40 ft. containers.
           | 
           | Being generous, you could move maybe 5 per hour. Probably 1
           | per hour would be realistic. But give them the benefit of the
           | doubt and say they could move 20 per hour for some reason,
           | including fuel and maintenance stops.
           | 
           | So assuming that they could work 24 hours per day, they could
           | do 480 containers per day (again assuming that all of the
           | containers are 22k lbs lighter than capacity). They should be
           | able to get this helicopter unloading done in 20 days of
           | around the clock work with a bunch of highly optimistic
           | assumptions.
           | 
           | Plus they have to stay out of the way of the dozens of
           | salvage workers trying to move the actual ship, while
           | operating a soviet era machine in a VERY harsh desert
           | environment with no infrastructure.
           | 
           | If they need the ship to float higher, they would start by
           | removing ballast, fuel, crew water, etc.
           | 
           | Large salvage operations are notoriously expensive, tricky,
           | dangerous, and often don't make sense to outsiders. There's a
           | reason that there's really only about half a dozen firms
           | worldwide that have the expertise and equipment to pull
           | something like this off.
        
           | londons_explore wrote:
           | It looks like there might be a kind of priority difference
           | going on here...
           | 
           | To all the ship owners and cargo owners, this blockage is a
           | big problem and massive amounts of money should be spent to
           | solve it.
           | 
           | But to the canal owners, they are only losing relatively
           | small amounts of revenue by the canal being shut, so while
           | they are sending all their boats to try pull it free, they
           | aren't yet at the stage of calling in the army helicopters to
           | help unload the ship.
           | 
           | At some point Egypts government will probably get involved,
           | and then the army will show up with tanks with a lot of
           | pulling power, massive winches installed on the shoreline,
           | and helicopters for unloading.
        
             | Baeocystin wrote:
             | Just to throw some numbers out there, last year the canal
             | grossed ~15 million USD/day in revenue from the toll
             | charge.
        
             | dragontamer wrote:
             | An entire fleet of tug-boats seem unable to move the ship.
             | I don't think tanks would fare much better.
             | 
             | The proper solution is probably (?? I'm not an engineer,
             | just spitballing here) a system of pulleys. See Archemedies
             | and The Syracusia: Archemedies allegedly moved a ship
             | powered only with his own muscles using only a system of
             | pulleys as an assist.
             | 
             | I realize that the Syracusia is probably smaller than this
             | container ship in the canal. Still though: a system of
             | pulleys is probably cheaper and stronger than what a team
             | of Tanks would do.
             | 
             | -------------
             | 
             | They're at least in a situation where there's a ton of land
             | nearby that can serve as an anchor point. I mean... the
             | problem right now is probably just figuring out where and
             | how to safely pull the ship. They need to apply hundreds-
             | of-thousands of tons of force in a way that:
             | 
             | 1. Won't break the ship apart
             | 
             | 2. Successfully dislodges it
             | 
             | Its a relatively simple problem to apply hundreds-of-
             | thousands of tons of force. But doing it in such a way to
             | keep the ship floating... that's the hard part.
        
         | ArkanExplorer wrote:
         | Egypt is losing transit fees.
         | 
         | A typical bulk carrier pays about $200,000 per transit.
         | 
         | 51 ships transit the canal each day, on average.
         | 
         | Egypt is losing $10m per day.
         | 
         | Edit: the canal generated $5.85billion in revenue in 2018, or
         | $16million per day.
         | 
         | https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-egypt-economy-suezcanal-i...
        
           | yitchelle wrote:
           | Egypt could claim the lost fees from the ship owner, maybe?
        
         | p1mrx wrote:
         | "The humor of the entire situation suddenly gave way to a run
         | for survival as huge chunks of container blubber fell
         | everywhere."
        
           | frozenlettuce wrote:
           | "the blast blew blubber beyond any believe boundaries"
        
             | stragies wrote:
             | The original source:
             | 
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPuaSY0cMK8
        
         | Denvercoder9 wrote:
         | Brute force won't really help here, as the ship does not have
         | the structural integrity to resist the force rocket engines
         | would exert on it. Breaking the ship up would be catastrophic,
         | as clean-up of many pieces would take a lot longer than getting
         | it unstuck.
        
       | electrotype wrote:
       | Genuine question: why not simply pull its back in the reverse
       | direction it was going, until its front is unstuck?
        
         | artificial wrote:
         | Both ends are jammed now.
        
         | sliken wrote:
         | Because the momentum of a huge ship dug quite deeply into the
         | sides of the canal quite hard, so it's no longer floating.
         | 
         | It's nowhere close to floating currently, and a ship can't be
         | pulled with arbitrarily large forces without damage.
        
         | vpribish wrote:
         | the stern is stuck already in the other bank
        
       | nitramm wrote:
       | Do you know why half of the internet is using evergiven when on
       | all the photos is written evergreen?
        
         | ksm1717 wrote:
         | Hi. pm me and I can explain you
        
         | andylash wrote:
         | The name of the company is Evergreen. All their ships start
         | with Ever. This ship is Evergiven.
        
           | JKCalhoun wrote:
           | "Ever Grounded"?
        
         | tsm wrote:
         | Evergreen is the company name, Ever Given (which does appear on
         | the ship in much smaller letters) is the ship's name.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | jachee wrote:
         | This confused me, too, at first.
         | 
         | The vessel name (on the bow) is _Ever Given_.
         | 
         | The company operating it, emblazoned on the side in large
         | letters, is Evergreen.
        
         | JKCalhoun wrote:
         | Evergreen is the company, all their ships are named "Ever X"
         | where "X" is some word that begins with "G".
         | 
         | Like how some people name all their kids with the same first
         | letter. I know, weird.
        
         | snakeroman wrote:
         | Evergreen is the company, Evergiven is the name of the ship.
        
         | gizmo385 wrote:
         | Because Evergreen is the name of the company that operates the
         | ship [1] and Ever Given is the name of the ship [2].
         | 
         | [1]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evergreen_Marine
         | 
         | [2]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ever_Given
        
         | topspin wrote:
         | Evergreen Marine Corporation owns the ship named Ever Given.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | evanlong wrote:
       | Great minds think alike:
       | 
       | https://isthesuezcanalblocked.com
        
       | dnautics wrote:
       | Principle of maximal irony prediction: the ship rolls over while
       | trying to free it and the suez gets littered with containers,
       | takes even longer to clear it.
        
         | WJW wrote:
         | The Dutch national news had an interview with the CEO of
         | Boskalis, which is the company hired to unlodge the ship. They
         | have one team on the ground atm and another building computer
         | simulations exactly to calculate how much oil and ballast they
         | can pump out (to lighten the ship up and make it easier to tow)
         | without endangering the stability of the ship.
         | 
         | Apparently they had a similar case (same size of ship) a few
         | years back on the Elbe in Germany, in the end it took 12 (!) of
         | the largest tugs they had to get it loose.
        
           | em-bee wrote:
           | do you mean this case? https://www.mopo.de/hamburg/frachter-
           | rammt-faehre-knapp-an-d...
           | 
           | that was the very same ship
           | 
           | EDIT: no, the incident needing 12 tugs was a different ship.
           | see comment below.
        
             | Forge36 wrote:
             | This gave me a good laugh.
        
             | wussboy wrote:
             | Oh my god who is driving this thing?
        
             | RupertEisenhart wrote:
             | Thats.. almost literally unbelievable. I almost want to
             | suspect that that's a code name? For any sufficiently large
             | ship that blocks a major waterway? Incredible.
        
             | Anther wrote:
             | Perhaps Uncle Albert from Only Fools and Horses is driving
             | this one.
        
             | BatFastard wrote:
             | Very strange that it was the same ship, very strange!
        
             | sliken wrote:
             | I don't read German, but I can find reports of the same
             | SIZE chip getting stuck on the Elbe and requiring 12 tugs
             | to free it. The ship was called the CSCL Indian Ocean.
        
             | doublesocket wrote:
             | And again a strong wind was blamed. Maybe there's a limit
             | to how big these ships can be built?
        
             | kmonsen wrote:
             | Is that ship abnormally large or something or is this just
             | a super wild coincidence?
        
               | bolasanibk wrote:
               | It is one of the largest container ships in the world.
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_container_s
               | hip...
        
       | anigbrowl wrote:
       | Needs a counter for ongoing cost. An experienced military
       | logistics person I know estimated yesterday that the bill for
       | this is up to about $40 billion already.
        
         | Denvercoder9 wrote:
         | That might be the total value of impacted shipping, but nobody
         | is going to get a $40 billion bill for this.
        
           | laurent92 wrote:
           | Do they have deadlines for delivery and late fees? I've heard
           | a quarter of the worldwide cargo capacity will be delayed by
           | this event, this could rise very fast.
        
           | blhack wrote:
           | Those two guys on excavators are gonna be RICH!
        
       | hikerclimb wrote:
       | I hope it never gets unstuck
        
       | Jedd wrote:
       | An image showing an excavator near the pointy end.
       | 
       | I'm sure the overwhelming scale is reduced at this proximity.
       | 
       | https://i.imgur.com/aAyrXub.jpeg
        
       | gm3dmo wrote:
       | Smit salvage have got this. I just hope they had enough notice to
       | to take their film crew with them:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/c/SmitSalvageTowage/videos
        
         | aidenn0 wrote:
         | They said "days to weeks" for how long it will take, so they
         | got plenty of time to film it.
        
       | piinbinary wrote:
       | I wonder if they could build a dam around the ship and lift it
       | with water.
        
         | Denvercoder9 wrote:
         | Physically that would work, but this ship has a draught of 14.5
         | meters. You'd need to build a pretty high dam. It would need to
         | cross the canal twice, as otherwise the water level inside the
         | dam would never be higher than the current water level, and
         | you'd need to pump in the water. Then, once the ship floats,
         | you'd somehow need to move it out of your small artificial lake
         | into the canal, and remove the dam you created in the canal.
         | 
         | It's easier to lighten the ship.
        
       | tediousdemise wrote:
       | Is it naive to suggest that they start digging a detour around
       | this roadblock? I feel like it would take less time to do that
       | than to try to move the ship out of the way.
       | 
       | The Army Corps of Engineers can build waterways and levies like
       | it's nobody's business.
        
         | saberdancer wrote:
         | Dig it with what? By the time you could get anything in place
         | and start digging any sort of a detour, you'll get this ship
         | removed.
         | 
         | This is not a small detour. These ships can't turn well so any
         | detour would need to be very long and would take months to dig
         | out (even if you had infrastructure in place to do it).
         | 
         | You could nuke it though. Throw a bunch of nukes in a line and
         | you are good to go. :D
        
       | TedShiller wrote:
       | I feel like this whole thing is a perfect metaphor for the
       | current US government
        
       | rbx wrote:
       | Apparently, the ship drew a giant penis before getting stuck:
       | https://nypost.com/2021/03/24/cargo-ship-drew-penis-before-g...
        
       | blhack wrote:
       | I don't think people are giving enough credit to _how_ stuck the
       | ship is.
       | 
       | Look at some of the photos of the front of it. Look at how far
       | out of the water it is sitting. The ship might look like that if
       | it were totally empty, but not when it is full of containers like
       | this.
       | 
       | Some people saying: just drag it off of the sand. Okay! And what
       | happens when that causes you to rip a hole into the hull of the
       | ship? Now it's _really_ stuck.
       | 
       | Some people have suggested unloading the ship. I don't think you
       | realize the infrastructure required to unload a ship. You're
       | basically asking to build a port in the middle of the egyptian
       | desert. That isn't going to happen.
       | 
       | It's really stuck. It's probably going to take a couple of weeks
       | to get it unstuck.
        
         | adflux wrote:
         | Love the armchair engineers who think they're gonna solve this
         | better than billion dollar companies
        
           | lamontcg wrote:
           | Just let the air out of the tires, simple.
        
             | yitchelle wrote:
             | Put balloons around it to give extra buoyancy. That should
             | work.
        
               | dghlsakjg wrote:
               | That actually is something that you can do in smaller
               | salvage operations. The technical word for these balloons
               | is lift bag.
        
               | raisedbyninjas wrote:
               | I searched for the biggest ones I could find this week
               | and it was something like several tons. So we only need
               | about 10 thousand of them.
        
               | fendy3002 wrote:
               | Or with crabs, potc style! /s
        
             | Arrath wrote:
             | Just bring in a Bagger 288[1] and use it to excavate a new
             | diversion canal in front of the ship long enough to get it
             | out of the main canal, bada-bing bada-boom. Simple!
             | 
             | [1]Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow
        
           | atdt wrote:
           | It's a way of thinking out loud and providing an opening for
           | someone more knowledgeable to explain what is being
           | overlooked. It makes for interesting threads.
        
             | DanBC wrote:
             | > It makes for interesting threads.
             | 
             | The threads are not particularly interesting because people
             | make the same suggestions over and over again.
        
             | jonplackett wrote:
             | In that case... why don't we get Elon Musk's Submarine to
             | get it out?
        
             | arkitaip wrote:
             | It's hilariously arrogant too.
        
               | breckinloggins wrote:
               | I feel like we need a "why don't you just?" safe word,
               | where the intent is to signify "hey I'm not being a
               | smartass, I'm really just curious about why this
               | seemingly simple solution won't actually work".
               | 
               | So much of what happens on the internet is in bad faith
               | that it makes it really hard to just have innocent
               | conversations without being misunderstood. :-(
        
               | 1123581321 wrote:
               | Agreed. I've thought the same for posting an interesting
               | fact. Anymore, I want to preface every single one by
               | saying, "hey, you may already know this; I'm just sharing
               | it because it hasn't been mentioned yet and I think it's
               | neat. If you were implying the fact already, I apologize
               | for overlooking that."
        
               | rjmill wrote:
               | I try to replace any "I think..." and "Why don't they
               | just..." comments with "I wonder if..." ones.
               | 
               | I've found it communicates my curiosity in a way that's
               | less likely to be misinterpreted. It's made my
               | internet/IRL conversations much more productive.
        
               | noizejoy wrote:
               | > So much of what happens on the internet is in bad faith
               | 
               | ... and I have to admit I'm still not able to easily
               | recognize the difference between bad faith and utter lack
               | of experience and/or intelligence without digging deep
               | into the history of the individual posting such
               | "questions".
               | 
               | And the need for that extra digging makes such questions
               | effectively the same waste of time and emotional energy
               | as responding to a troll.
        
               | breckinloggins wrote:
               | Same. It's super easy to know when _I_ am communicating
               | in good faith, but it 's not so trivial to know when
               | _you_ are.
               | 
               | You know those scenes in the movies where two characters
               | circle around each other giving the side eye like "so are
               | you fucking with me or are we cool?"
               | 
               | Twitter in particular feels like a whole site of people
               | doing that. :)
        
               | lovemenot wrote:
               | Why dont you just coin a new phrase? Perhaps it'll stick.
        
               | breckinloggins wrote:
               | I've actually seen literal quotes before, e.g. a question
               | like:
               | 
               | "Why don't you just" get a bunch of people on rafts and
               | row real fast to push it off?
        
               | ksd482 wrote:
               | Maybe but maybe not.
               | 
               | Like the parent comment said, it's a way of thinking out
               | loud.
               | 
               | For e.g., when someone says "just dig it out, it just
               | pull it away...", I give them a benefit of doubt by
               | assuming what they are really saying is "I know it's not
               | as simple as just pulling it out but can someone explain
               | why we can't though?"
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | TeMPOraL wrote:
               | What do you think people at "billion dollar companies" do
               | in such situation?
               | 
               | Exactly the same thing. Just not on a public board. Just
               | like everyone else is doing when discussing problems they
               | face in any line of work.
               | 
               | Since it's unlikely anyone here has any decision making
               | power relevant to the Suez canal, look at this discussion
               | as an exercise in group problem solving. Sharpening the
               | saw.
        
               | HenryBemis wrote:
               | > Exactly the same thing.
               | 
               | Not exactly-exactly. There are (e.g.) 1000 suggested
               | solutions.
               | 
               | 950/1000 of them are silly, stupid, impossible,
               | -facepalm-, etc.
               | 
               | 25/1000 are doable.
               | 
               | 10/25 are doable and cost less than the other 25
               | 
               | 5/10 are faster than others
               | 
               | 2/5 are actively being investigated, and of course they
               | won't be announced to 'us'. They
               | (thinkers/engineers/specialists) will have to talk to
               | their CEOs/COOs/CFOs, insurance companies, Egypt's
               | military, handlersof the canal, and a bunch of other key
               | stakeholders.
               | 
               | (my ratios are pure guesstimates, but it makes sense that
               | there is a selection process, and we won't figure them
               | out from our couches)
        
             | ortusdux wrote:
             | Cunningham's Law: "The best way to get the right answer on
             | the Internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the
             | wrong answer."
        
           | gregoriol wrote:
           | That's what some scientists said about mRNA research
        
           | prox wrote:
           | If this was space engineers I would build a crane drone and
           | offload it unto nearby ships. Or build giant trucks to help
           | the ship get unstuck.
           | 
           | Or just tow it outside the environment...
        
             | gizmo385 wrote:
             | > Or just tow it outside the environment...
             | 
             | For those who haven't seen this video...
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM
        
             | topspin wrote:
             | Where is Elon when you need him?
        
               | ericj5 wrote:
               | He just offered to build them a little submarine
        
               | kergonath wrote:
               | That ship is never going to fit in that submarine.
        
           | olalonde wrote:
           | That's how a lot of billion dollar companies got started.
        
           | tiborsaas wrote:
           | We have the luxury of just throwing around ideas and not
           | caring about the consequences (because nobody in power will
           | read it). It's just fun to think about how you'd solve a
           | problem like this.
           | 
           | For example I'd try to attach a two Raptor engines to the
           | ship and blow it back to the water :)
        
             | TeMPOraL wrote:
             | Or tear the ship apart :). Which makes me think - why not
             | cut the ship in half? Two pieces will be easier to dislodge
             | and tow away :).
        
               | gregoriol wrote:
               | Someone actually is trying that idea in Georgia right now
               | (https://www.thedrive.com/news/34648/capsized-cargo-ship-
               | in-g...) but it really is not easy!
               | 
               | Many likely problems: equipment avilability to do so,
               | time it will take, debris falling off and from the
               | operations, risk of capsizing, probably need to load
               | pieces on barges/crane but canal is not much large
        
               | prof-dr-ir wrote:
               | in half? I would not go for less than nine pieces.
               | 
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ENOJBLVgjw
        
               | ampersandy wrote:
               | What a fascinating watch! That they were able to produce
               | such clean cuts through the entire ship with the cutting
               | wire is absolutely incredible.
        
           | danaris wrote:
           | I think there's still room for suggesting potential solutions
           | that might _work_ , even if they make the operation of the
           | cargo ship (even more?) unprofitable for its owners.
           | 
           | That said, the ones mentioned there don't pass the smell
           | test.
        
           | undefined1 wrote:
           | but did they try turning it off and on again?
        
           | zepearl wrote:
           | Detonate a small but still relatively powerful bomb upstream
           | (or maybe multiple small but staggered ones), to create a
           | small tsunami-like wave, which in turn will move at least the
           | ship's aft/stern (as the ship creates in the canal a "V"-like
           | shape which will therefore concentrate most of the wave's
           | force in that area) when it hits it. Almost guaranteed to
           | work, theoretically.
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | wongarsu wrote:
           | So you are complaining that on a startup forum people are
           | trying to solve billion dollar questions?
           | 
           | Besides, billion dollar companies often miss things. Yes,
           | they have the more relevant experts and much better data than
           | we, but they have to content with internal and external
           | politics and have fewer people throwing around ideas.
           | Sometimes the answer is to "why haven't you done X" is simply
           | "nobody with a voice to be heard had that idea". If billion
           | dollar companies were the infallible giants you make them out
           | to be then startups straight up couldn't work.
        
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         | grenoire wrote:
         | Weeks are measured in what I'd call, a lot of money. Is it a
         | consolidation of funds sort of issue? Anybody responsible for
         | getting it fixed?
        
           | dan-robertson wrote:
           | The people who should be desperately trying to pay a lot of
           | money to get the ship unstuck are maritime insurance
           | underwriters. There is a lot of insurance against late
           | delivery. Unless they have managed to figure out how this is
           | an act of god, that is.
        
           | WJW wrote:
           | They hired a company specialized in this kind of stuff
           | (Boskalis), but as their CEO mentioned of TV it depends on
           | how stuck it is. If you're lucky, pumping out the fuel and
           | ballast can make the ship light enough to drag it clear with
           | tugboats. If that doesn't work, you might have to unload
           | some, most or all of the 20k containers from the ship to make
           | it light enough. It can be done, but depending on how much is
           | required it'll take a few days to a week to get the required
           | equipment all the way to Egypt.
        
             | maxerickson wrote:
             | If I estimated right, the fuel is a few percent of the
             | total mass (maybe around 5%). Not the most encouraging
             | result.
        
         | bostonfincs wrote:
         | Military does it all the time with helicopters. Not cheap or
         | easy but probably the most likely outcome
        
         | nomy99 wrote:
         | People think I'm joking but we should bomb it to smithereens.
         | The crater would probably just fill up with the water flow.
        
           | BrianOnHN wrote:
           | What would be the total loss cost of this ship?
        
             | nomy99 wrote:
             | As someone mentioned in the thread below, "Lloyd's List
             | estimated that every day Suez is closed costs US$9 billion
             | ($400 million per hour)."
             | 
             | I am not sure what the value of the ship is but it wouldn't
             | be comparable.
        
         | samizdis wrote:
         | > Some people have suggested unloading the ship. I don't think
         | you realize the infrastructure required to unload a ship.
         | 
         | It seems, though, that a partial unloading is being considered
         | by a professional in the field according to quotes in an
         | article in The Guardian [1]:
         | 
         |  _However, Peter Berdowski, CEO of Boskalis, a specialist
         | dredging company that has sent a crew to the scene, said data
         | so far suggested "it is not really possible to pull it loose"
         | and that the ship may need to be unloaded. "We can't exclude it
         | might take weeks, depending on the situation," Berdowski told
         | Dutch television.
         | 
         | He said the ship's bow and stern had been lifted up against
         | either side of the canal. "It's like an enormous beached whale.
         | It's an enormous weight on the sand. We might have to work with
         | a combination of reducing the weight by removing containers,
         | oil and water from the ship, tugboats and dredging of sand."_
         | 
         | [1] https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/mar/25/suez-canal-
         | blo...
        
         | 6nf wrote:
         | Only about the center third of the channel is actually deep
         | enough for this massive ship. Both ends of the ship is stuck in
         | several meters of sand. So far they've only managed get two
         | bulldozers on to try and dig it out but progress is slow.
        
           | blhack wrote:
           | Those excavators are there for show while they try to figure
           | out what to do. There is absolutely no chance that 2 guys
           | with excavators are going to dredge out enough of the canal
           | to free the ship, and the canal authorities know this.
           | 
           | It there was even shadow of a chance that that might work,
           | then every single excavator in Northern Africa would be on
           | it's way to the canal to dig it out and free the ship.
           | 
           | In fact I'd say that if there was even a snowball's chance in
           | hell that that would work, China would be airdropping
           | excavators into the area as we speak.
        
           | londons_explore wrote:
           | Kind of amazing that in 48 hours, an event happens that
           | threatens one of Egypts major income streams and political
           | power sources, and the maximum they can spare is 2
           | bulldozers...
           | 
           | Like why not call in the army, rent every bulldozer in the
           | district, and within 12 hours you'll have 30 on site and be
           | able to move a lot of sand quickly to free it?
        
             | SilasX wrote:
             | In fairness, the US couldn't ramp up mask or ventilator
             | production very fast when the coronavirus was going to tank
             | the entire economy.
        
             | eliseumds wrote:
             | They know they have a monopoly. There are no viable
             | alternative routes, so they just don't care enough.
        
               | ceejayoz wrote:
               | Sure there is. It's about to be busier than usual.
               | 
               | https://imgur.com/a/nu0CNPi
        
               | londons_explore wrote:
               | If I were South Africa, I would announce a tax on passing
               | within 100 miles of their shore for commercial
               | shipping...
        
             | gregoriol wrote:
             | It's probably not easy to dig with excavators into the
             | canal: they likely won't reach far enough
        
             | tibbydudeza wrote:
             | I watch Gold Rush and one of the prospectors use a massive
             | Volvo excavator that makes those two tiny ones they use in
             | Suez look like tinker toys.
             | 
             | I think they have no idea at this moment as the tugs can't
             | get it done.
        
         | nabla9 wrote:
         | Lloyd's List estimated that every day Suez is closed costs US$9
         | billion ($400 million per hour).
         | 
         | If it could be done technically and open up the canal, it would
         | be cheaper for insurance companies to buy the ship, it's cargo,
         | buy all nearby property and then blow the whole ship up.
        
           | maxerickson wrote:
           | From orbit.
        
         | 01100011 wrote:
         | Could you build a temporary barrier around the ship and the
         | section of the canal, bring in some massive pumps, and
         | temporarily raise the water level around the ship?
        
           | rapnie wrote:
           | In the middle parts of the ship it is probably not grounded,
           | so you might have ropes below the hull with large inflatable
           | balloons on both sides below water level, to give the ship
           | extra lift. Then on a high tide, with oil & water removed,
           | maybe some dredging on the sides where it needs to rotate to,
           | and.. go!
        
             | wongarsu wrote:
             | Maybe something like those air/water tanks they attached to
             | the side of the Costa Concordia to float it [1].
             | 
             | But you would have to take great care to prevent it from
             | rolling over, so you probably can't lift it up too far.
             | 
             | 1: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-28288823
        
           | brown9-2 wrote:
           | the land around the canal looks pretty flat, those would have
           | to be very strong barriers
        
           | fileeditview wrote:
           | I've had the exact same idea but the canal bank is very
           | shallow.. so you would have to build around the whole ship
           | (as you said). This also seems like a major undertaking.
           | 
           | I am excited to see how they will solve the problem though!
        
             | wongarsu wrote:
             | If the bank is very shallow and mostly sand, maybe instead
             | of building a damn all around the ship it would be easier
             | to just dredge a new passage that goes around the stuck
             | ship. After all the real problem isn't that the ship is run
             | aground, it's that the canal is blocked for everyone else.
        
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           | rblatz wrote:
           | I'm not at all qualified on these matters, but that's one of
           | the better ideas I've read.
        
         | JoeAltmaier wrote:
         | If you unload 20,000 TEU's onto rail cars it takes 5000 cars,
         | double-stacked. That's 50 100-car trains. It'll take weeks to
         | months to load and unload all that, if a proper rail depot is
         | available to take it. It takes huge cranes to reach across a
         | megaship and into its hold. That'd have to be build. On sand.
         | 
         | The idea that there's any quick way to manage the cargo of this
         | ship is whistling in the dark.
        
           | wongarsu wrote:
           | Cranes on barges or ships, unloading the cargo into other
           | ships is probably the most viable way to unload any
           | significant amount of cargo.
        
         | xwdv wrote:
         | This ship is delaying $400 million dollars per hour in global
         | trades.
         | 
         | It better not fucking take weeks.
        
         | Zenst wrote:
         | > It's really stuck. It's probably going to take a couple of
         | weeks to get it unstuck.
         | 
         | My armchair engineering would dump a load of salt into the
         | water to increase buoyancy of the ship long enough for the tugs
         | to get some momentum with less effort than currently.
         | 
         | That would be my cheap try solution to help the tugs that have
         | already hit there limit so why not change the physics and add a
         | load of salt.
        
         | leesec wrote:
         | Dumb question but what about heavy lift helicopters moving
         | containers off 1 by 1?
        
           | michaelt wrote:
           | It has 20,000 TEUs (twenty-foot-container-equivalent-units).
           | 
           | Weight-wise, the _average_ container could be lifted with a
           | military heavy lift helicopter: The ship carries 20,000 tons,
           | i.e. 1 ton per TEU, and a CH-47F can lift 11 tons. Although a
           | TEU can weigh up to 26 tons, so you couldn 't lift the
           | heaviest ones.
           | 
           | The problem is speed: A ship-to-shore crane at a properly
           | equipped port can do a lift every 2 minutes. Ports can speed
           | things up by lifting several TEUs in a single lift - but
           | you'd also expect a helicopter to be slower, because we
           | haven't put decades of optimisation into the process. So
           | let's assume those cancel each other out.
           | 
           | If they can keep up that rate with a helicopter, and they
           | operate 24 hours a day, it would take 28 days to unload the
           | ship.
        
           | BrianOnHN wrote:
           | It's a lot of containers.
        
             | leesec wrote:
             | You don't need to remove all of them? Just get it light
             | enough to float it?
        
               | BrianOnHN wrote:
               | Helicopters also have limited capacity. So it's not like
               | you could pick up the heaviest first. Which brings back
               | the issue of sheer quantity.
        
             | londons_explore wrote:
             | it's a quarter mile long. You can probably have 10
             | helicopters working at once while still keeping safe
             | distances.
             | 
             | Each helicopter has a crew of 4 on the boat and 4 on the
             | shore. They hook 4 chains to the 4 corner hoists of each
             | container. Say it takes 1 minutes per container to affix
             | the chains, 1 minute to fly to the sand, 1 minute to
             | unhitch, and 1 minute to fly back. Thats a lot slower than
             | agricultural helicopters, but nobody will be very practiced
             | with this yet, so it'll be slower.
             | 
             | The entire ship could be unloaded with this method in 5.5
             | days. Perhaps less if not all the cargo needs unloading.
             | 
             | The job could be half done by now...
        
               | yongjik wrote:
               | You're joking, right? It's a quarter mile, or 400m long.
               | Ten helicopters in it means ~40m distance. That's less
               | than safe distance _between cars_ in a highway.
        
               | totalZero wrote:
               | You're assuming that the helicopters don't stagger their
               | work cycles.
        
               | dghlsakjg wrote:
               | The worlds highest capacity heavy lift chopper (M-26, of
               | which there are 20 operational) has a max take off weight
               | of 44k lbs. A standard 40 ft. container can be loaded to
               | a gross weight of 66k lbs.
               | 
               | It takes a purpose built crane a few minutes to unload a
               | container, so I sort of doubt a helicopter could make it
               | happen faster.
        
               | spookthesunset wrote:
               | A quarter of a mile long is a huge ship. Damn. Never
               | really got that until now.
        
               | kergonath wrote:
               | It's really tall as well. You can't take any quickly
               | assembled crane to unload that.
        
               | JoeAltmaier wrote:
               | Or, depending on how quick it really is, it could take
               | months. Its easy to arm-chair speculate.
        
           | gizmo385 wrote:
           | Based on the information on Wikipedia, it sounds like the
           | ship could potentially hold more than 20,000 containers.
           | Assuming I'm understanding the article correctly, that'd be a
           | lot of containers to move 1-by-1.
        
           | ceejayoz wrote:
           | If it's fully loaded, that'd be something like ten _thousand_
           | 40 ' containers to move.
           | 
           | Hooking them up to a helicopter would be a slow, dangerous
           | process as well.
        
           | 6nf wrote:
           | The biggest choppers in the world can only lift about 20
           | tonnes. 20 foot containers max gross is 25 tonnes, and 40
           | foot containers even more.
        
             | gm3dmo wrote:
             | Typically an empty 20 foot shipping container weighs
             | between 1.8-2.2 metric tonnes (about 3,970 - 4,850 lb) and
             | an empty 40 foot shipping container weighs 3.8 - 4.2 tonne
             | (8,340 - 9,260 lb) depending on what kind of container it
             | is. For example, high cube containers tend to be heavier.
        
               | blhack wrote:
               | Why would these containers be empty?
        
               | eCa wrote:
               | Yes, especially with the container shortage[1] reported
               | earlier this week, I would be very surprised if empty
               | containers are being sent _away_ from where there already
               | is a shortage.
               | 
               | [1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26574077
        
           | blhack wrote:
           | There are 20,000 containers on the ship. Assuming you needed
           | to remove 1/4 of those containers to get it to rise far
           | enough to get off of the sand, you need to move 5000
           | containers.
           | 
           | Assume that it takes 5 minute to connect a bridle to a
           | container, hook it to a helicopter, and move it...and then
           | also assume that the helicopters can run 24/7 and never have
           | to refuel, that they can hot swap in pilots, and that there
           | is never a single problem, you're talking about 25000
           | minutes, or about 17 days of absolutely non stop running
           | helicopters.
           | 
           | And that only gets you 1/4 of the containers, and it might
           | not even work at all.
           | 
           | (It's not a dumb question, and I'm sure that it was already
           | discussed by the team who is dealing with this. It's just
           | that the scale of what is happening here is restrictive.)
        
             | jeffgreco wrote:
             | How many copters are you assuming?
        
             | kergonath wrote:
             | We really are bad at dealing with large numbers. 20 000
             | does not seem that much when it's just written that way.
             | Even looking at the pictures, this is a lot of containers,
             | but the efforts needed to get them out of that ship are
             | hard to imagine.
        
             | bkor wrote:
             | Just a small correction: 20.000 TEU is not the same as the
             | amount of containers. TEU is the number of twenty foot
             | equivalent. There will be enough 40 foot containers on
             | there. If it was going to Europe there will hardly be any
             | empty containers.
             | 
             | Amount of actual containers is probably the 20.000 divided
             | by 1.6 or so, though it's not a given that any vessel is
             | fully loaded to max capacity. Sometimes need to deal with
             | restrictions.
        
             | gizmo385 wrote:
             | You'd also need a helicopter than can lift containers that
             | heavy, which might be a long shot.
        
           | WJW wrote:
           | Most heavy lift helicopters don't really go above 20 tons
           | takeoff weight, while even a 20 foot container has a max
           | allowable weight well above that. Most shipping containers
           | will the 40 footers, so helicopters will probably be a no-go.
           | There's also 20k of them so it would take quite a while.
           | 
           | That said, taking off some containers is a viable option but
           | it'll probably have to wait for a crane ship to arrive.
        
         | JshWright wrote:
         | Unloading it may be exactly what happens (based on comments
         | from the Dutch salvage company brought in to deal with the
         | mess). And yeah, it's going to take weeks (best case scenario).
        
         | qbasic_forever wrote:
         | Comedy option, what wacky cold war era aircraft do we have
         | capable of lifting massive loads like a container ship? Perhaps
         | an enormous fleet of Chinook helicopters could take it straight
         | up?
        
           | eCa wrote:
           | If I understand [1] properly, the Chinook can lift 13
           | tons[2].
           | 
           | The Evergiven's maximum weight is 200000 tons. So that would
           | be 15000+ Chinooks lifting it. A sight to behold.
           | 
           | Added: Only about 1200 were ever produced, so that won't fly.
           | 
           | [1]
           | https://www.army.mil/article/137584/ch_47_chinook_helicopter
           | 
           | [2] 26000 pounds
        
             | gizmo385 wrote:
             | I desperately want someone to photoshop this.
        
           | qbasic_forever wrote:
           | Oh what about magnetism? Could we wrap the ship in wire and
           | send so much current through that it repels against the
           | Earth's magnetic field and shoots itself right into the
           | atmosphere? Basically building a giant rail gun. Might need a
           | small nuclear power plant or two to make it feasible.
        
             | Denvercoder9 wrote:
             | > Might need a small nuclear power plant or two to make it
             | feasible.
             | 
             | Amazingly, that's a severe underestimation.
             | 
             | The force on a wire carrying current in a magnetic field is
             | given by F = B*I*l, and to move it upwards that force needs
             | to be at least equal to gravity, so equate to F = m*g.
             | 
             | - Let's be generous and assume B = 100 uT = 100 * 10^-6 T.
             | 
             | - Likewise, assume the ship is a rectangular box with sides
             | of 400 m x 100 m, so a circumference of 1000 m, and that we
             | can wrap a wire 100,000 times around it, to give total wire
             | length l = 10^8 m.
             | 
             | - m = 200,000 metric tonne = 2 * 10^8 kg (we assume magic
             | wire that is massless).
             | 
             | - g = 10 m/s^2.
             | 
             | Solving for I yields I = mg/Bl = 2 * 10^5 A. That's a lot
             | of current.
             | 
             | If we assume the wire has a diameter of 10 cm (which is
             | ridiculously high considering we just wrapped it 100,000
             | times around the ship, but whatever) and is made out of
             | copper, it has a resistance of ~200 Ohms. Necessary power
             | to generate such a current is P = I^2*R = 8*10^12 W (= 8000
             | TW). That's about half the total energy consumption of
             | humanity.
             | 
             | The largest nuclear power plant puts out about 8000 MW, so
             | you'd need a 1000 of them.
        
               | _Microft wrote:
               | The most important thing here is the magic wire. The ship
               | is 60m wide and 30m tall, that makes a circumference of
               | 180m. 0.05m radius, 100000 windings, made of copper with
               | a density of approx. 8900kg/m^3 gives a total mass of
               | approx. 1.3*10^6 tons for the cable.
        
               | qbasic_forever wrote:
               | Well, on the bright side once we free it with this
               | incredible contraption then we've also solved all of
               | humanity's power needs for a few more centuries. :)
        
             | stordoff wrote:
             | I've now got the most amazing image in my head of a
             | container ship being fired at the moon.
        
               | qbasic_forever wrote:
               | Hah or if we reverse the polarity maybe we can crush it
               | into something the size of an aluminum can.
        
           | afarrell wrote:
           | An entire fleet of Chinook helecopters would blow a mighty
           | draft of air downward onto the ship, holding it in place.
        
           | neartheplain wrote:
           | Better Cold War option:
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Plowshare
           | 
           | The ship's a total loss, but Egypt also gets a new lake!
        
             | HPsquared wrote:
             | Those passing through the area afterwards might not like
             | that idea.
        
             | qbasic_forever wrote:
             | You know there's probably someone doing the cost-benefit
             | analysis right now to see if just digging a new canal
             | channel around the ship would be faster and cheaper than
             | removing it.
        
               | neartheplain wrote:
               | Why dig when you can blast?
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Chagan
        
               | samizdis wrote:
               | How about combining Britain's supposed Dunkirk spirit -
               | lots of small, plucky volunteers etc - with the pent-up
               | frustration of lockdown, not to mention Britain's
               | hopelessly reduced global role ... and the solution you
               | get is sending 5,000 British 10-year-olds with buckets
               | and spades. They'd make quite a dent. A bit like building
               | the pyramids, but in reverse.
               | 
               | It'd be a win-win situation, surely. OK, or I could just
               | take my meds and leave quietly.
        
           | munk-a wrote:
           | I'd be amazed if the density of weight on the ship is such
           | that an arbitrarily large fleet of Chinooks could actually
           | safely accomplish this. And helicopters flying in a dense
           | formation under strain is quite likely to result in a lot of
           | really big problems.
        
             | qbasic_forever wrote:
             | The rotor wash beneath it all would be breathtaking.. and
             | might blow all the water out of the canal. :)
        
               | TeMPOraL wrote:
               | Which makes me think - what about using all these
               | choppers to blow the water _in_ - and keep it there? :).
               | 
               | (I assume this is an equivalent problem to the lifting
               | problem, as the extra pressure they'd be fighting would
               | be that of the ship displacing water.)
        
               | munk-a wrote:
               | Somebody get Randall Munroe on the phone - I think we've
               | found the next What-If topic.
        
             | smegger001 wrote:
             | Yeah because what we really need to fix this situation is
             | several hundred giant blenders exploding in mid air
             | fireball of high velocity steel on top of the jammed ship
        
             | Izkata wrote:
             | Now I wonder...
             | 
             | Let's assume it was possible. Would the force of lifting
             | that much mass be enough to shift the earth in a measurable
             | way? (I'm assuming it would be a lot stronger lifting it
             | into the air than what floating on the water produces, but
             | have no idea what the math would be)
        
               | lisper wrote:
               | F=ma no matter what, so if things aren't accelerating,
               | the force isn't changing, it's just being transferred to
               | the earth by other means. In this case, it would be
               | through the air rather than the water.
        
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           | sixstringtheory wrote:
           | It has a 20,000 container capacity, so if it's full and you
           | could unload them at a rate of 1 per minute (assuming
           | multiple choppers) it would take 2 weeks with no stopping,
           | but I assume the frequency would be much lower than that so
           | you're talking possibly months to unload even a fraction of
           | them.
        
             | josiahq wrote:
             | Yeah, from the middle out.
        
             | munk-a wrote:
             | Also - it's quite possible it'd further beach itself during
             | the unloading unless you replaced the mass in an easily
             | removable manner... To which end I'd like to suggest self-
             | launching lead trebuchets.
        
               | sverhagen wrote:
               | I understand this is all not realistic, but since we're
               | just spitballing here, before I realized how many
               | containers we're even talking about here, I had rather
               | wondered if lifting off a lesser number of containers in
               | the right place would be exactly right to shift the
               | weight/balance for the ship to get unstuck.
        
           | leesec wrote:
           | Not even close. This ship is absolutely giant.
        
             | qbasic_forever wrote:
             | Hrm change of plans, let's pull a few ICBMs out and set
             | them up on each corner with massive tow lines. We'll get it
             | out the way in an instant... and into low earth orbit
             | minutes later!
        
               | garaetjjte wrote:
               | ICBMs won't do it, we need something stronger.
               | 
               | I cannot find how much ship weights itself, but
               | deadweight tonnage which is about 200000t. Let's assume
               | 300000t. Thrust of Saturn V S-IC stage is 3300t, with
               | diameter of 10m, empty mass of 130t and 2150t of
               | propellant for 150s burn time. It would need nearly 300
               | fully fuelled S-IC stages to lift it! Which is a bit too
               | much, as with 400x60m ship area we can only fit about 240
               | stages. But as we're _definitely_ not going into orbit
               | anyway we can reduce propellant amount for shorter burn
               | time. Cutting propellant by half reducing burn time to
               | 75s we only need around 143 stages, fitting on ship with
               | room to spare.
               | 
               | So in that regard it is doable. But there's problem of
               | what to do with all the exhaust, as rockets obviously
               | aren't designed for pulling load attached to the
               | bottom...
        
               | WJW wrote:
               | Ya no. An ICBM like the
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SM-65_Atlas has a launch
               | thrust of only 1,300 kN, or about 130 tons. That would
               | lift about 4 of the 20000 containers aboard.
        
               | lstodd wrote:
               | Forget it.
               | 
               | Let's just nuke it, them nuclear weapons have to be
               | disposed of somehow, and the channel needs some
               | expansion, it seems.
        
               | smegger001 wrote:
               | well lets just dig out the old mothballed project
               | plowshare out of the coldwar toolbox and see what we can
               | do.
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Plowshare
        
               | pjc50 wrote:
               | If I've done the maths right, you need a force of two
               | billion Newton to lift it, and even if you round up a
               | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGM-30_Minuteman to 1MN
               | you still need two thousand of them. ICBMs are not that
               | big.
               | 
               | Use musk's starship and you need >166 of them...
        
               | qbasic_forever wrote:
               | Drat, we never should have given up on nuclear powered
               | rocket engines in the 50s!
        
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           | erulabs wrote:
           | (200,000 short tons) / (130,000 pounds lifting capacity) =
           | 3,076 Spruce... Geese.
        
             | qbasic_forever wrote:
             | I'm imagining an incredible system of hooks setup so that
             | the fleet of Spruce Gooses pass over at low altitude and
             | speed, snare the hooks, and _YOINK_ pull it right out in
             | one pass.
        
               | ceejayoz wrote:
               | It's been done.
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulton_surface-to-
               | air_recovery...
        
           | elihu wrote:
           | Maybe supplement the Chinooks with V-22 Ospreys and Harriers?
        
         | jacquesm wrote:
         | Exactly. I'm guessing weeks rather than days, and maybe more
         | than that.
         | 
         | The best I can come up with is heavy lift helicopters to at
         | least remove the front most containers to relieve some of the
         | pressure but even that would be an enormous operation.
         | 
         | Anything else would require major construction especially if it
         | is to reach more than just the first four or five rows which is
         | likely not going to be enough.
        
         | zeteo wrote:
         | >Some people have suggested unloading the ship. I don't think
         | you realize the infrastructure required to unload a ship.
         | You're basically asking to build a port in the middle of the
         | egyptian desert. That isn't going to happen.
         | 
         | I think you just need a smaller crane ship to transfer the
         | cargo e.g. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auxiliary_crane_ship
        
           | PeterisP wrote:
           | IMHO would take weeks to unload the cargo with something like
           | that.
        
             | zeteo wrote:
             | Yeah but you may not need to unload it completely. At some
             | point as the buoyancy improves the tugs become more likely
             | to pull it off.
        
           | dogma1138 wrote:
           | Assuming the crane ship can even get into position to offload
           | it.
           | 
           | The ship is stuck because the sides of the canal are quite
           | shallow.
           | 
           | You are quite likely to get two stuck ships instead of one.
        
         | thewarrior wrote:
         | Crazy idea : Can we roll it into the water by pulling it over
         | high strength rollers of some sort ? It would be pretty cool to
         | use the same technique that was use to build the pyramids.
        
           | cricalix wrote:
           | Sane answer: No.
           | 
           | The ship is 400 metres / 0.25 of a mile long. With
           | containers, it weighs anywhere up to 199 _thousand_ tons. One
           | does not simply attach a few hundred cables, put some rollers
           | under it, and pull with all the tractors you can find in
           | Egypt.
           | 
           | Also, it's already in the water. It's just turned sideways
           | and buried the bulb (by the looks) into the canal wall.
        
           | blhack wrote:
           | Okay hear me out:
           | 
           | Somebody call Elon. Get the TBMs, and set them to work
           | building a tunnel under the ship.
           | 
           | Now fill the tunnel with giant rubber bladders.
           | 
           | Call the Saudis and have them start shipping over helium.
           | Fill the bladders with helium.
           | 
           | Okay, keep the saudis around and get them to bring over one
           | of the high pressure water drilling rigs that they use for
           | oil. Start digging out the sand above the bladders, and float
           | them up to be UNDER the ship.
           | 
           | Okay now call the Dutch. Get them to bring over some MASSIVE
           | water pumps and some damming equipment. The two guys on
           | excavators can help. Dam up the canal on both sides of the
           | ship, and pump out all the water.
           | 
           | The bladders become rollers. Roll that ship back into the
           | middle of the canal.
           | 
           | Okay now repump the canal, and float the ship away. Bam.
           | Done!
        
             | testaoijoiaj wrote:
             | > Get them to bring over some MASSIVE water pumps and some
             | damming equipment.
             | 
             | If you had this, then I would damn each side and pump water
             | INTO that space. Raise water level, ship frees. Boom
        
         | postingawayonhn wrote:
         | Unloading is feasible, it would just take a couple of weeks.
         | They just need a floating crane on each side and some barges to
         | take the containers away.
        
           | bigfudge wrote:
           | Is there a reason they couldn't have a smaller crane on board
           | and dump them over the side. Surely even losing the cargo
           | would be cheaper than keeping it blocked at this point?
        
             | gregoriol wrote:
             | Nature loves you!
        
             | input_sh wrote:
             | I think you're severely overestimating the depth of the
             | canal. I'm too lazy to look up the depth of the specific
             | section where it's stuck, but some sections are just 20
             | something meters deep.
             | 
             | In other words, just deep enough for ships to come through
             | with little wiggle room. Not as tight as the Panama Canal,
             | but it's not much bigger.
        
             | dogma1138 wrote:
             | The canal is only 24m deep.... one or two containers would
             | essentially block it for most traffic.
        
             | Denvercoder9 wrote:
             | If you dump the containers over the side, you managed to
             | remove a ship blocking the canal, but now it's blocked by
             | containers.
        
               | bigfudge wrote:
               | Right, but you don't need to leave them there. If it's
               | limited depth you could pull them away with barges.
        
             | Arrath wrote:
             | Dumping things over the side, into the canal? That would
             | rapidly block up the canal even worse.
        
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           | mcdevilkiller wrote:
           | Plus a couple of weeks to get the cranes there, I guess.
        
           | blhack wrote:
           | Maybe. That's a lot of barges. Remember that you then have to
           | go and unload the barges, and there are 20,000 containers.
        
           | tempestn wrote:
           | I read that there aren't any tall enough cranes in that area
           | to do it, so they're considering unloading some containers by
           | helicopter.
        
             | barbegal wrote:
             | Even if you could unload a container per minute you could
             | only unload less than 1000 containers per day (assuming
             | it's too dangerous to work at night) so at least 3 weeks of
             | continuous helicopter operations.
        
               | tempestn wrote:
               | Yes, that's true. It still might be faster than other
               | options. You wouldn't likely need to unload the whole
               | thing though, just lighten it enough to get it unstuck.
        
           | moonbug wrote:
           | that "just" is doing even more work than the guy in the
           | digger.
        
         | mc32 wrote:
         | Not saying it can work in this scenario, but I think salvagers
         | have used pneumatic devices to float and or manoeuver derelict
         | ships.
        
         | tomc1985 wrote:
         | The pictures I've seen completely hide the ship's bulbous bow.
         | It juts out seemingly like 50 feet from the front of the bow
         | that you can see. It looks like all of that is wedged in the
         | sand
        
           | RantyDave wrote:
           | Bingo. It's long, fat, and like the pharaohs ... buried in
           | Egypt.
        
         | NicoJuicy wrote:
         | How about creating a mini-dam surrounding the vessel and
         | raising the water level so it can turn.
         | 
         | Or stopping the current at 90% of the ship and letting it push
         | to the front ( if it's in the right direction), perhaps in
         | combination with gigantic sails ( if there's enough wind)
         | and/or sucking sand/mud from the bottom.
        
           | nine_k wrote:
           | Apparently, there are no watertight gates anywhere near.
           | 
           | Filling in the entire canal is unrealistic.
        
             | NicoJuicy wrote:
             | I'm not saying the entire canal. Surround the boat, make a
             | dam somehow.
             | 
             | Concrete is dry in 24-48 hours. Sand and wooden poles could
             | be enough.
             | 
             | Some ideas on the how, could be found in this video, on how
             | they created a bridge in the middle ages:
             | https://youtu.be/nJgD6gyi0Wk
             | 
             | I'm pretty sure engineers could find better/faster
             | solutions than what I'm proposing.
        
               | cricalix wrote:
               | The canal is 200 metres wide, 25ish metres deep. Gotta
               | think in the cube, because now you're talking volume. I
               | have zero idea what thickness you're going to need for
               | your dam, but I'm going to spitball and say 10 metres at
               | the top, and 30 metres at the bottom to get a slope like
               | you'd see on something like the Hoover Dam.
               | 
               | This means you need to provide .. lets see, a trapezoidal
               | cross section is 500 square metres.. 100,000 cubic metres
               | of filler. Twice. And then you probably need to curve it
               | to resist the pressure, so that's a bit of a lowball
               | figure. You can't dam any less, because the ship is stuck
               | sideways across the canal.
               | 
               | Using some old numbers for concrete pours in Ireland
               | (2016 era) per cubic metre, that's 7.5 million Euro worth
               | of concrete. Sure, you're not going to use pure concrete
               | like that though - you'd probably start dropping massive
               | boulders in first, and then try to cap/fill it.
               | 
               | Have a read of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_Islands
               | to get a feel for how long it takes to lay in that much
               | material..
               | 
               | And then you have to dig it all back up to reopen the
               | canal.
        
             | _Microft wrote:
             | What if we could _part_ the water at both sides of the
             | ship? Would that suffice as makeshift gates?
             | 
             | The Egyptians had a bad experience with that in the past
             | though and lost a lot of gear and many men in an incident.
             | Might be understandable if they didn't want to do that
             | again.
        
               | nomy99 wrote:
               | Let me call moses, hold on.
        
       | Karupan wrote:
       | OT: is it a given that the person responsible (the captain?) will
       | be fired once this is over? Can the org running the Suez Canal
       | deny entry to vessels by black listing the captain?
        
       | phenylene wrote:
       | My non-techie wife just said to me, "We need to NFT this
       | situation somehow."
       | 
       | She's been down that rabbit hole ever since reading about the
       | Beeple piece.
        
       | aritmo wrote:
       | MarineTraffic direct URL:
       | https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/shipid:5630138/zoo...
        
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