[HN Gopher] 100M Posts Analyzed: What You Need to Write the Best...
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       100M Posts Analyzed: What You Need to Write the Best Headlines
        
       Author : vitabenes
       Score  : 110 points
       Date   : 2021-04-01 16:51 UTC (6 hours ago)
        
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       | sm4rk0 wrote:
       | First, you need to know that (at least in SI) "m" is for "mili" -
       | a thousandth part of something, and "M" is for "mega", which
       | means "a million units". So, 100m is 0.1 headlines.
        
         | chc wrote:
         | They probably didn't intend for the headline to read "One
         | hundred mega posts," so if anything you're arguing in favor of
         | how they wrote it.
        
         | jedimastert wrote:
         | I would call ##m meaning "## million" common parlance. You
         | seemed to understand the difference
        
           | sm4rk0 wrote:
           | Yuo cna undrestnad thsi, rgiht?
           | 
           | One thing is if I could understand it and another thing is if
           | the author's writing skills are good enough to advise others
           | about writing.
           | 
           | BTW, the submitter (or a moderator) seems to agree with me
           | (check the current HN-entry title).
        
           | sm4rk0 wrote:
           | And how can't you empathize with a fellow HNer's OCD? (:
        
             | renewiltord wrote:
             | Have you actually been diagnosed with this condition too?
             | Or are you being facetious?
        
               | sm4rk0 wrote:
               | That was meant more as a semi-joke (on me). Never thought
               | about seeking a professional help because it's not
               | affecting my life too much. I hope other people in my
               | life would agree.
        
       | fake-name wrote:
       | s/best/highest engagement/
       | 
       | These are _not_ the same. The fact that they 're so commonly
       | conflated is a major problem.
        
         | passivate wrote:
         | I'm curious, what other metrics would you use to judge them?
         | Isn't the whole point of a headline to get you to read the
         | article?
        
           | Spooky23 wrote:
           | The NY Post is good at writing catchy headlines that attract
           | attention. Yet the Wall St Journal exists. Why?
        
             | datavirtue wrote:
             | NY Post usually has solid content that matches the
             | assumption taken by the headline. Can't say that for most
             | of the major "news" domains.
        
             | passivate wrote:
             | Well, content is targeted by audience type, and the
             | headlines reflect that?
        
           | fake-name wrote:
           | The point is getting someone to read the article doesn't make
           | a headline "good", it just means someone read the article.
           | 
           | You could have a "good" headline that catches the attention
           | of a large number of people who don't really care, or a "bad"
           | headline which catches the attention of a small number of
           | people to whom the article is _very_ relevant and really
           | care.
           | 
           | Which do you want to optimize for?
        
             | fastball wrote:
             | But nobody said this was how you write the best articles.
        
               | fake-name wrote:
               | But they did say it was about how to write the best
               | headline.
        
               | jpttsn wrote:
               | If I see an article about "the best fishing rod", I'll
               | assume it's in the context of catching fish, not being a
               | fish.
        
               | datavirtue wrote:
               | Yeah, but these days it will probably be about a guy
               | named Rod who is the best at fishing...but not really.
        
               | fastball wrote:
               | Right, but headlines don't really have a "quality" to
               | them outside of attracting readers. So "best" is in fact
               | "highest engagement", when it comes to headlines.
        
               | colpabar wrote:
               | I disagree. In my opinion, an ideal headline should be a
               | condensation of the content into a few catchy words. If
               | engagement is all that matters, is "READ THIS ARTICLE OR
               | YOU WILL DIE!!!" a good headline?
        
               | fastball wrote:
               | An irrelevant headline will not drive engagement, so no.
        
               | Spooky23 wrote:
               | Depends on the context.
        
             | passivate wrote:
             | But you didn't answer my question. What other evaluation
             | metrics are you proposing?
             | 
             | >The point is getting someone to read the article doesn't
             | make a headline "good", it just means someone read the
             | article.
             | 
             | It actually does. The headline did its job.
             | 
             | >Which do you want to optimize for?
             | 
             | That is a false choice. Why are these the only two options?
        
               | ClumsyPilot wrote:
               | I will make it simple: they are asserting 'popular=good'.
               | They are not asserting if the headline is misleading,
               | whether it's an accurate summary, etc. Just popular.
               | 
               | Well, Hitler was popular too.
        
               | zepto wrote:
               | Persuading someone to read an article which is irrelevant
               | to them is likely a bad thing.
               | 
               | Just because you don't have a good metric for something
               | doesn't mean that what you _can_ measure is better.
               | 
               | A metric can simply lead to bad results, and thefore be a
               | bad metric.
        
               | passivate wrote:
               | >Persuading someone to read an article which is
               | irrelevant to them is likely a bad thing.
               | 
               | You're conflating content targeting with headline
               | writing. Those are two separate points.
               | 
               | >Just because you don't have a good metric for something
               | doesn't mean that what you can measure is better.
               | 
               | Certainly, if a metric is 'bad' in that it is not
               | producing results, nobody wants to waste their time and
               | keep using it. However, the engagement metric is
               | producing results for many folks. Do you disagree with
               | that?
               | 
               | >A metric can simply lead to bad results, and thefore be
               | a bad metric.
               | 
               | Anything "can" lead to anything. That doesn't really make
               | for much of a discussion without data to examine.
        
               | zepto wrote:
               | > You're conflating content targeting with headline
               | writing. Those are two separate points.
               | 
               | No.
               | 
               | >Just because you don't have a good metric for something
               | doesn't mean that what you can measure is better.
               | Certainly, if a metric is 'bad' in that it is not
               | producing results, nobody wants to waste their time and
               | keep using it. However, the engagement metric is
               | producing results for many folks. Do you disagree with
               | that?
               | 
               | This is meaningless to agree with or disagree with since
               | the _value_ of the results is what is in question.
               | 
               | >A metric can simply lead to bad results, and thefore be
               | a bad metric.
               | 
               | > Anything "can" lead to anything. That doesn't really
               | make for much of a discussion without data to examine.
               | 
               | So you agree that the metric could be bad.
        
               | passivate wrote:
               | >This is meaningless to agree with or disagree with since
               | the value of the results is what is in question.
               | 
               | How are you judging the value of the results? I am not
               | understanding your point here. Again, back to my original
               | question, please propose alternate metrics, otherwise
               | we're just arguing over minutia that misses the meat of
               | the discussion.
        
               | zepto wrote:
               | > I am not understanding your point here.
               | 
               | I know.
               | 
               | > Again, back to my original question, please propose
               | alternate metrics
               | 
               | That's not actually necessary in order to understand what
               | I'm saying. In fact it would be a distraction.
        
               | passivate wrote:
               | I much rather steer the conversation towards solutions
               | rather than engage over abstract "good" and "bad" terms
               | which you don't seem to want to define. In any event, we
               | have reached a point of disagreement, which is fine with
               | me, so lets leave it at that. Have a nice day.
        
             | dev_tty01 wrote:
             | Easy. I want a headline that accurately reflects the
             | content of the article. That is my, and perhaps a few
             | others, personal definition of a "good" headline. That is
             | not being measured.
             | 
             | Given that definition, I may not go read the article
             | because it doesn't interest me. It is still a good
             | headline. I didn't waste my time. On the other hand, if I
             | am interested in the content, I would have read the article
             | and would not be irritated that I had been mislead about
             | the content. The metric being used in the article here in
             | no way leads to this definition of a "good" headline. More
             | likely the opposite.
        
           | uoaei wrote:
           | You seem to be implying that "only things which we can
           | measure should be used for decision-making" and I would
           | caution against that limitation for the reason that this is
           | exactly how perverse incentives are realized. We are seeing
           | it now when we conflate "good" with "gets engagement" or
           | "makes money".
           | 
           | See:
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campbell%27s_law
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodhart%27s_law
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive#Cobra_effec.
           | ..
        
             | passivate wrote:
             | Nobody in this thread is proposing a solution. I would much
             | rather discuss those.
        
           | ModernMech wrote:
           | The point of a headline is to get you to view ads. The
           | article is incidental. It keeps you on the page so more ads
           | can be shown.
        
         | schemescape wrote:
         | I'd take it one step further and say that following these tips
         | makes what I consider to be the worst headlines. I'm surprised
         | they left out the obnoxious "one weird trick" phrase ;)
        
       | datavirtue wrote:
       | The news websites that entered the top running for headlines on
       | facebook are all really bad. Just a lot of low quality, shady
       | headlines. Not bored panda bad but pretty close.
        
       | ClearAndPresent wrote:
       | We used to write poetry and aspire to higher states of
       | consciousness.
       | 
       | Anyway, nice in-depth article. The results will surprise you.
       | Especially point 6.
        
         | selljamhere wrote:
         | > Anyway, nice in-depth article. The results will surprise you.
         | Especially point 6.
         | 
         | I wonder how this line would fare in their headline analysis.
        
         | Wohlf wrote:
         | There is almost definitely more poetry and literature in
         | general being written today than in the past, you just have to
         | search for it.
        
           | guerrilla wrote:
           | There may be more in absolute numbers but relative to spam it
           | practically doesn't exist and when you search half your
           | search results are spam too.
        
             | visarga wrote:
             | Find authority sites on contemporary poetry.
        
         | markdown wrote:
         | > The results will surprise you. Especially point 6.
         | 
         | I see what you did there.
        
         | marshmallow_12 wrote:
         | i generally scoff at poetry from a respective of blissful near-
         | ignorance. Most dorms at least, but i recently saw a piece and
         | thought to myself
         | 
         | oh.
        
       | ChrisArchitect wrote:
       | discussion the last time they did this in 2017
       | 
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14643488
        
       | kazinator wrote:
       | I don't see anything here which convinces me that the engagement
       | figures versus headline word count is not simply more or less a
       | mirror of the frequency histogram of those headlines themselves.
        
       | ghastmaster wrote:
       | One thing to remember is that the most appealing headlines to the
       | audience may have not changed, rather the frequency of titles
       | containing the top clicked metric may have changed over time.
       | 
       | eg. More headlines may be using the number 10 than 4, so 10 is
       | more likely to be the most trending headline.
       | 
       | Similarly, in the lottery, the frequency of winners who picked
       | their own number is dependent on the frequency of people picking
       | their own number.
        
         | anchpop wrote:
         | The thing to know here is the bayes factor. That's the true
         | positive rate divided by the false positive rate. In this
         | context, it's the percent of successful articles that have a
         | property (like using the number 10) divided by the number of
         | unsuccessful articles that have that property. This removes any
         | advantage a property gets from being more common.
        
           | throwawayfire wrote:
           | Right.
           | 
           | The result for headlines of 65 chars - shared 50,000 more
           | times than 60 chars or 70 chars - seems too incredible to
           | occur at random and suggests instead that a popular news
           | source has implemented a 65 chars policy.
           | 
           | [Edited to note: Yep. YouTube is dominant as the popular
           | publisher in this review, and truncates headlines at 66 chars
           | - that's what this article observes]
        
         | minimaxir wrote:
         | The charts use median engagement, which helps normalize against
         | frequency.
         | 
         | That said, a boxplot with 25th and 75th percentiles would
         | likely indicate there is a heavy skew, as tends to be the case
         | with social media data.
        
       | an_opabinia wrote:
       | > On Facebook, there is 100% difference between the top 20
       | headline phrases in 2017 vs 2019/20... We can attribute this
       | stark change to a few things; algorithmic maturity, audience
       | preference and the publisher landscape.
       | 
       | Or that means you're measuring the completely wrong things about
       | headline authoring, because the data have no stationarity at all.
       | 
       | They allude to this, but it would appear that the only thing that
       | matters is Facebook's editorial, laundered through an algorithm.
       | So maybe a more valuable article would be hacking into Facebook
       | and just finding out what it is they idiosyncratically value in a
       | headline.
        
         | Wistar wrote:
         | [Adds "stationarity" to vocabulary]
        
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           | airstrike wrote:
           | That's what you have to do if you want to have good
           | vocabularity
        
             | Wistar wrote:
             | Indeed. The least one I added from HN comments was
             | "Tsundoku."
        
             | marshmallow_12 wrote:
             | i occasionarily create new words basing it on existing
             | constructs.
        
               | wunderflix wrote:
               | How creativeneous!
        
         | joebob42 wrote:
         | Or, maybe even better, they need to keep coming up with new
         | nonsense to put in headlines. After a year or two people know
         | "one weird trick" articles are in fact spam, so it becomes
         | necessary to produce new phrases to put in headlines to entice
         | / trick unwary readers.
        
       | sbr464 wrote:
       | I'll go first
       | 
       | ShowHN: Mono(te): An offline first, Turing-complete, blindingly
       | fast notes app written in 23 lines of (Rust) code. Oh, and it
       | respects your privacy, and it's Open Source.
        
         | ignoramous wrote:
         | Took me an unhealthy amount of time to search for this:
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25053553
        
           | sbr464 wrote:
           | --- hugodutka 4 months ago [-] --- The perfect Hacker News
           | title has finally been crafted.
           | 
           | I was thinking of that post or similar. Thanks for finding. I
           | struggled w/ the decision to use Rust or Elixir.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | sn_master wrote:
       | Speaking of which, does anyone know what's the story behind those
       | comments on YouTube that are 3-4 sentences made up of a bunch of
       | words that don't match up and look completely random? I see them
       | on almost every new youtube video, almost same frequency as the
       | 'vom' comments.
        
       | mayli wrote:
       | aka click bait
        
         | mbaytas wrote:
         | Well "clickbait" is hardly a property of the headline - it's a
         | condition of the content failing to deliver on the headline's
         | promises and implications.
        
       | JoeAltmaier wrote:
       | Now do that for HN posts.
        
       | di wrote:
       | Disappointed this headline wasn't crafted to perfectly adhere to
       | their own definition of an ideal headline (11 words and 65
       | characters):                 >>> headline = "100M Posts Analyzed:
       | What You Need to Write the Best Headlines"       >>>
       | len(headline.split())       11       >>> len(headline)       62
       | 
       | So close!
        
       | [deleted]
        
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       | tareqak wrote:
       | > 4. The ideal headline length is 11 words and 65 characters,
       | according to the most shared headlines on both Facebook &
       | Twitter.
       | 
       | ~~That length is just shorter than recommended length for a
       | commit message (72 characters if I recall correctly).~~
       | 
       | Compare that to 50 characters for a commit message's subject, and
       | 72 characters for each line in the body.
        
         | david_allison wrote:
         | Typically 50 chars for the subject, 72 chars per line for the
         | body.
        
           | tareqak wrote:
           | Oh sorry, you are correct.
        
       | jansan wrote:
       | I thought it was undisputed that the best headline ever written
       | was "Headless Body in Topless Bar"
        
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