[HN Gopher] A man is looking for the friends who shipped him ove... ___________________________________________________________________ A man is looking for the friends who shipped him overseas in a crate in 1965 Author : colinprince Score : 201 points Date : 2021-04-08 16:05 UTC (6 hours ago) (HTM) web link (www.cbc.ca) (TXT) w3m dump (www.cbc.ca) | hirundo wrote: | That PS700 from 1965 is now worth PS13,600. He should pay it back | if he can, even if any legal obligation has expired. But not the | first class return ticket, that seems to have been freely given. | economusty wrote: | You only give the government money if they ask for it, and only | then if there are consequences when you say no. | grammarprofess wrote: | Maybe you could start a gofundme | dougmwne wrote: | Perhaps it was an unjust contract in the first place that | trapped a 19 year old thousands of miles away from home and | with an unpayable debt over their heads. | andrewfromx wrote: | yeah what if that was an etherum or cardano smart contract? | modernerd wrote: | A photo of the actual crate he stowed away in (his rescuer is in | the crate): | | https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/media/images/82156000/jpg/... | | From this 2015 article: | https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-32151053 | | It really helps to picture being stuck upside down in the thing. | I thought, "surely you could gradually rotate yourself the right | way up" before I saw the photo. | kevinyun wrote: | Those photos do a great job illustrating what his situation | looked like. | | Here's to hoping he finds his two friends after all these | years! | dageshi wrote: | I look at that and think "I would get cramp immediately and be | in absolute agony". | quickthrowman wrote: | I wonder if this event was the inspiration for "The Gift" by The | Velvet Underground. That song ends a bit different from this guys | experience tho. | hluska wrote: | According to Lester Bangs, Lou Reed wrote that story when he | was in college. | | (https://www.creemmag.com/blogs/journal/dead-lie-the- | velvets-...) | | Lou Reed went to Syracuse University starting in 1960. While | Lou Reed was likely writing the great American novel, he didn't | tell many people the truth so who knows for sure?? My gut | feeling is that you're likely right. | metanonsense wrote: | Being trapped in economy class for 16 hours usually breaks me | mentally and physically. But imagining this torture leaves me in | complete horror. | Aeolun wrote: | I'm not sure if 16 hours in coach is too different from 16 | hours in a box. Except for the heat, I suppose. | pvarangot wrote: | Cargo areas in planes are usually heated and pressurized like | the cabin. | nullserver wrote: | Did 13 hours with a 2 year old. Who thought kicking the seat in | front of her was great fun. | | First 3 hours of the flight was me bent over holding her legs | still. | | Turns out 5% of the population have a reverse reaction to | Benadryl. They become absurdly hyper on it. | Stevvo wrote: | You gave Benadryl to a two year old? That's insane. Dangerous | and irresponsible. | rootusrootus wrote: | That was my thought, too. I'm usually ready to kiss the Earth | after a 16+ hour flight. I can't imagine 5 days, and not even | in the luxury of a coach class airline seat. | kazinator wrote: | > _" The Americans, the FBI, the CIA and everything else, they | were brilliant. I mean, I fell in love with America, because I've | never been treated so well," he said. "Everybody there really | looked after me. And they just thought, oh, it's this silly kid | getting himself into trouble."_ | | Haha, try that today. | sbr464 wrote: | Different times for sure. My mother's family immigrated from | Mexico during the 1970s. There was an article in a local | Louisiana newspaper welcoming and introducing the family to | town. How times change. | | --edit | | Searching for orig. article but quote from mom re: | | "Yes, the Ruston Daily Leader came to the house and interviewed | mom and took our picture for the paper, we were famous." | selimthegrim wrote: | In the mid 80s when my dad married a Pakistani bride and | brought her home to Ohio the local newspaper did a write up | on it. | watermelon59 wrote: | My own anecdote as an immigrant is that I've always felt | welcome here and have always been well treated, respected, and | valued. | | Totally different route of course, but same deal in terms of | falling in love with the country. This is really home for me. | America has given me much more than my birth country ever did, | and my birth country was on multiple occasions a lot of more | hostile to me, a citizen, than America has ever been to me as a | non-citizen. | | I'm currently seeking citizenship and have no qualms about | swearing to uphold the Constitution and to defend the country | if called to it. | aduitsis wrote: | Give me your tired, your poor, | | Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, | | The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. | | Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, | | I lift my lamp beside the golden door! | [deleted] | [deleted] | rootusrootus wrote: | Probably would be similar, aside from more regulations to | follow. It's hard to remember sometimes that the assholes make | the news, but most regular people are pretty friendly. Even | police. | FpUser wrote: | I was about to post just that. That bearded guy must be | celebrating in whatever goes for their afterlife place. | mandis wrote: | In this case, I struggle to understand the relevance for Hacker | News | swiley wrote: | Shipping your friend somewhere in a crate is definitely a hack, | just not a software hack. | mabbo wrote: | I'm shocked he even survived. Aren't airplane holds | unpressurized? Perhaps airplanes simply flew at lower altitudes | in those days. Still, it would have gotten pretty darned cold. | marcinzm wrote: | I believe the whole plane is pressurized, after all animals | survive flights in the hold all the time. | bri3d wrote: | No, this is a long-standing myth which is entirely false. It | wouldn't make sense from an engineering standpoint as it would | move the pressure differential to the flat (and thus weak) | floor of the airplane, rather than the round (and thus strong) | outer hull. | | However, the hold is not climate controlled to the same degree | as the cabin, so he may have gotten cold-ish. But even then, | the cargo hold is not a particularly inhospitable place. Living | things (animals) are for better or for worse shipped that way | all the time. | Judgmentality wrote: | > Living things (animals) are for better or for worse shipped | that way all the time. | | They also die a lot this way. | | https://www.treehugger.com/as-pet-deaths-continue- | airlines-p... | bri3d wrote: | I agree that this situation is both tragic and | depressingly, probably avoidable, although it is worth | pointing out that the rate is just over one in ten thousand | for the worst airline (United) or two in 100,000 for the | best (Alaska). | | From my reading, unfortunately causes seem relegated to | anecdata in this case as only rates are officially | recorded. Reading anecdotes, however, the issues also seem | to mostly be related to ground-handling and packaging | issues, between animals which are not properly crated (much | as the human in the article seems to have been improperly | crated!) or are heartbreakingly left on the tarmac for | extended timeframes during harsh weather. | Syonyk wrote: | No, cargo holds are generally pressurized and have been, as far | as I know, since the beginning of pressurized aviation (late | 40s to early 50s - there were a few test airframes earlier). | | It doesn't mean cargo compartments are not cold, dark, loud, | and unpleasant places to be, but they're pressurized. | | If you pressurize a cylinder (say, a more or less round | airplane fuselage), the stresses become tension stresses around | the perimeter - it's trying to inflate the balloon, but the | perimeter is designed to handle these stresses. The floor only | has to support the weight of passengers. | | If you had an unpressurized cargo hold, the floor would now | need to not only support the weight of passengers, it would | have to support the entire pressurization weight - which is far | harder, because floors are typically flat. It would have to be | far stronger and heavier. | | There have been several aviation incidents from the cargo doors | opening in flight - the DC-10 was particularly prone to the | problem, because instead of an inward-opening, "plug" type door | (where the pressure holds it in place), it had an outward | opening door - more cargo space because the door doesn't swing | in, but if the latching mechanism fails (which it did), the | pressurization tries to push the door open, and it occasionally | succeeded. | | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonnell_Douglas_DC-10#Cargo_... | Sebb767 wrote: | > If you had an unpressurized cargo hold, the floor would now | need to not only support the weight of passengers, it would | have to support the entire pressurization weight | | Only if the plane is partly a passenger plane. If it would be | a pure cargo plane, the whole back could be unpressurized, or | am I missing something? | Syonyk wrote: | The vast majority of cargo planes are variants on | commercial airliners and are pressurized. The other class | are military heavy lifters, but they can also be used for | troop transport purposes, which means they have to be | pressurized as well. | | In every commonly flown cargo airframe I'm aware of, the | crew has the ability to get into the cargo area if needed, | which a pressure resistant bulkhead would make very | challenging (you'd have to depressurize the plane or have | an airlock, and at that point, see "takes a ton of strength | and weight you don't have any reason to haul"). | | There are a few weird, custom cargo planes that aren't | pressurized (the Dreamlifter and Beluga cargo compartments | aren't pressurized, though the crew compartments are), but | they tend to be really weird, one-off designs where it's | more trouble than it's worth to design them for | pressurization - or, likely, the weird oversize fuselage | would have to be far heavier to handle pressurization loads | against the flat sides. | | If you point to a random commercial cargo transport, it's | almost certain to be pressurized. In the 1960s, there may | have been some unpressurized ones still flying around, but | they'd be at a low enough altitude for the flight crew that | it wouldn't be a problem back in the cargo compartment | either. | caconym_ wrote: | > Only if the plane is partly a passenger plane. If it | would be a pure cargo plane, the whole back could be | unpressurized, or am I missing something? | | I'd guess you'd get stress issues in the bulkhead behind | the cockpit if you tried that. You'd need to completely | redesign the joint between the cockpit section of the | fuselage and everything behind it. And then, for your | trouble, you've given up the ability to transport anything | that can't tolerate the pressure and temperature swings of | an unpressurized cabin. | | Given that the pressurization systems are already | implemented and don't seem to hurt efficiency much (afaik | they typically run off engine bleed air), I don't think | there's much reason not to just pressurize the whole thing. | I guess it probably makes the structure marginally heavier, | but at that point you may as well just design a whole new | airplane. | ghaff wrote: | Speculating, but: | | - Most cargo planes are cargo versions of a plane that has | a passenger plane design variant. So it probably wouldn't | make sense to do a completely different design. | | - I imagine that many goods that are shipped by plane have | not been tested to be unaffected by significant time at | 30K-40K feet air pressures. So now you're introducing an | additional shipping restriction for high-value goods that | isn't actually necessary. | lisper wrote: | That is correct. Virtually all cargo planes are | pressurized. | | However, while the cargo area is almost invariably | pressurized, they are often not _heated_. Some aircraft | have designated cargo areas that are heated for | transporting e.g. live animals. So if you end up in an | unheated cargo area you won 't die of asphyxiation, but | could easily succumb to hypothermia or frostbite. | tyingq wrote: | Bad idea all around. Could have easily been frozen or asphyxiated | even if the trip was on a quick single flight. Nobody looks at a | crate if there's a decompression event. Not even an emergency | escape in the crate. Oof. | Syonyk wrote: | > Robson was 19... | | "Thinking things all the way through" isn't a common trait in | any 19 year old men I've known over the years, to include | myself a few decades ago. | | "Oh, man, that sounds like it should work!" is a lot more | likely. And, you know, it usually does! | marshmallow_12 wrote: | -And, you know, it usually does! | | Technically, his scheme did "work". Though it wasn't what we | might call an unqualified success... | beforeolives wrote: | Reminds me of Reg Spiers - | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reg_Spiers | | > He is best known for successfully posting himself in a box from | England to Australia to avoid paying for a plane ticket | | I first heard of him on this episode of The Dollop podcast - | https://allthingscomedy.com/podcast/the-dollop/113---reg-spi... | hcrisp wrote: | Reminds me of _Stowaway_ [0], the incredible story of a teenage | boy who escaped from his native Cuba by flying the Atlantic | Ocean stowed away in the wheel well of a DC-8 airliner. Not as | far as in the OP (he made it to Madrid), but he did not have | access to a pressurized hold so he lacked oxygen, nearly froze, | and barely escaped being crushed to death. But he did survive. | | [0] https://www.rd.com/article/escape-from-cuba-dc-8/ | danso wrote: | > _At one point, Robson says he was left upside down on a tarmac, | literally sitting on his head for 24 hours because there wasn 't | enough room in the crate to turn around._ | | I'm surprised he survived this. I remember when David Blaine hung | upside down in Central Park for 3 days - but every few hours he | had to take a break: | https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1060038/Cheati... | starkd wrote: | And they actually thought slapping a "fragile" and a "this side | up" stickers on the crate would help. It shows a naivete. It's | sort of like the "do not copy" prohibitions embedded on a set | of keys. | luxuryballs wrote: | Yeah I wonder if there is a better build so that it could | only sit properly with one side down. | yreg wrote: | Or at least prevent siting upside down. Add a triangular | roof to the top side? | [deleted] | amelius wrote: | Perhaps his legs were folded down in that crate, so blood | pressure wouldn't increase that much. | cgijoe wrote: | Agree, and I just saw that caving docu-movie (The Last Descent) | about that poor guy who got stuck upside down deep in the cave | and couldn't move. He died in under 24 hours I believe. | TedDoesntTalk wrote: | Why would hanging upside down for 24 hours kill you (serious | question)? Doesn't the heart pump blood with the same | efficiency regardless of its orientation? | sebastien_b wrote: | That story is nuts - and he obviously would have been treated | much differently when they found him in the U.S. if the climate | at the time would've been like it is now (thankfully it wasn't). | ketamine__ wrote: | How did he forget their names? It just seems unbelievable. | cortesoft wrote: | Curious how old you are... there are so many things that seemed | impossible to forget when I was younger that I have now | forgotten. | 7357 wrote: | he only knew them for 3 months | 1123581321 wrote: | If you feel this way, you must be young. I really encourage you | to keep a brief chronology of names and events that are | important to you. You _will_ forget them decades from now and | wish you'd written them somewhere. | glenmorangie_14 wrote: | Do you remember the names of the people you worked with during | a summer job while you were in school? I sure don't. | ketamine__ wrote: | If you did something incredibly illegal would you forget the | names of the accomplices? Apparently many do ;) | ska wrote: | Incredibly illegal is pushing it here, they probably | thought of it as something that wouldn't be approved of so | best not ask. | | His story is notable mostly for being unusual and the ways | it went wrong, not the decision making process behind it - | I know lots of people who did things at that age with | similarly questionable judgement, just not nearly as | memorable or unique. You probably know some also. | jareklupinski wrote: | > So Robson and his two closest work buddies devised the scheme | to mail him home. Robson believes their names were Paul and | John, but after all these years, he can't remember their | surnames. | | Ringo might be able to help :P | kvm wrote: | I don't remember the last names of my best friends from | elementary school who moved to different states, and have | started blanking on names of a few folks from middle school. | This was about 20 years ago, so I find it perfectly plausible | to forget the last names of folks who you 1. knew only for 3 | months, 2. have not talked to for 56 years | dkersten wrote: | He only knew them for three months and it was a long time ago. | I can't remember the names of some people I knew for much | longer than that, 30 years ago, nevermind in the 60's! | | Hell, I can't even remember names of some people I worked with | and saw every day for about a year and a half, 6 years ago. | gweinberg wrote: | "The three young men had no idea whether their antics were | against the law, he said." | | That's not even remotely plausible. | Syonyk wrote: | How isn't it remotely plausible? | | Shipping regulations were an awful lot more lax 55 years ago, | and I wouldn't expect more than a handful of teenagers today to | be able to give you details on shipping regulations related to | shipping live animals (which, absent specific regulations on | shipping humans that may or may not have been in place, seem | the most relevant). | | I would expect some specific regulations on shipping humans | today, based on cases like this, but that's a case of "... OK, | this is pretty vague in the regulations, let's make it | exceedingly clear." | Stratoscope wrote: | Indeed, when I was a kid around 1960, it was perfectly normal | to see someone off on a flight by getting on the plane with | them and looking around, then going to the cockpit to sit in | the pilot's seat and "fly" the airplane for a minute before | climbing back down the stairs to watch it take off. | cortesoft wrote: | What laws did they break? | | They probably broke some, but I don't know which ones they | would be, so it seems plausible to not be sure they broke any | laws. | jdavis703 wrote: | It's illegal to cross the border outside of official border | crossings, see 8 U.S. Code SS 1325 - Improper entry by alien. | Of course in this case it seems like the crossing was | unintentional, and I'm unsure if the UK has similar laws. | mcbits wrote: | I'm not sure how to track the history of US code, but it | looks like that law didn't exist until 2012. | chris_wot wrote: | I'm certain there are human trafficking laws that it would | have violated. | ska wrote: | That's not what human trafficking means. | adrianmonk wrote: | I suppose the charitable interpretation is that it's a short | way of saying, "We figured it was probably against some kind of | law, but we didn't know enough to understand what specifically | or how bad the consequences would be." | herodoturtle wrote: | From the article: | | > They covered the crate with labels that read "Fragile," "Handle | with care" and "This side up." It was scheduled to fly from | Melbourne to London within 36 hours. Robson ended up being inside | that crate for five days. "It was terrifying," he said. "I was | passing in and out of consciousness. I had a lack of oxygen. Oh, | it was bad." There seemed to be an endless number of stopovers, | and the airport crews didn't pay much attention to the crate's | labels. At one point, Robson says he was left upside down on a | tarmac, literally sitting on his head for 24 hours because there | wasn't enough room in the crate to turn around. | | The rest of the article is great (in particular the way it ends), | but reading the above excerpt made me shudder. | | The will power of this man is unbelievable. | | I hope he finds his friends. | hk1337 wrote: | >This side up | | and he still ended up upside down for 24 hours. | panzagl wrote: | They put the sticker on in Australia. | bakul wrote: | :-) :-) | IncRnd wrote: | Even worse, two drunk Irishmen, Paul and John, put the | sticker on in Australia. The crate was sometimes upside | down and sometimes rightside up. | shoo wrote: | > "Australia was a complete shock to my system," says Brian | Robson. "I found it very difficult, and thought from the moment I | got there I wanted to get out as quickly as possible." | | a desperate situation calls for desperate measures | khalilravanna wrote: | This reminds me of the time I was riding my motorcycle in the | cold at night on the highway from Vermont to Massachusetts for 3 | hours. I wore a bunch of layers but with highway speeds the wind | chill cut away heat incredibly quickly. Creeping cold gave way to | mad shivering which gave way to a general numbness and fatigue. | But I refused to give in and stop and eventually made it home. I | spent a nontrivial portion of that ride saying "Fuck" over and | over to myself. | | This sounds like that experience times 10. The will of the human | spirit is truly extraordinary. | trothamel wrote: | Here's a brief history of children being sent via the mail: | | https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/brief-history-chil... | [deleted] | ars wrote: | To save people click: Children were not actually placed in | boxes and mailed. Rather they accompanied a postman as he | traveled to a different location. | | Also usually the postman was a friend or relative, not a | stranger. | | So not as exciting as it sounds. | xchaotic wrote: | Nice try FBI | tpmx wrote: | > "I am 70 years old now," he says. "On reflection, kids don't | think straight. I think most teenagers, youth of those days and | certainly of these, make their mind up to do something and don't | think of the consequences. | | He was 19 when he did this. Probably an outlier in terms of | taking risks, but still. There are various calls to lower the | voting age below 18 around the world. I don't think this is sane. | [deleted] | elliekelly wrote: | I think it's a serious stretch to try to connect risk-taking | and voting. Kids and young adults do stupid stuff because they | don't have a good grasp of their own mortality and because they | want the validation of their peers. Their internal risk/reward | function isn't calibrated quite right because they overvalue | the reward of attention and/or undervalue the risk of injury or | death which results in thrill/attention-seeking behavior. Since | the voting booth is both boring and private I think it's | entirely outside the scope of the kids-take-stupid-risks | conversation. | tpmx wrote: | How about the ability to perform consequence-based thinking? | Retric wrote: | The point of democracy isn't to make the best choices, it's | to have the people in power try and appease as much of the | population as possible. The fact 61 year olds vote while 16 | year olds don't shifts priorities away from a huge segment | of the population. Worse, it likely biases short term | thinking as many voters will be dead before the | consequences of various choices show up. | jfrunyon wrote: | > Their internal risk/reward function isn't calibrated quite | right | | What else is voting but deciding which party has the best | risk/reward? ;) | celticninja wrote: | If you have a lower limit then there should be an upper limit. | tpmx wrote: | There is a lower limit; typically 18. I was talking about | calls to lower that limit. | celticninja wrote: | I am aware of the lower limit. The existence of which means | we should also have an upper limit. | ohyeshedid wrote: | I'm curious what your reasoning is for having that | opinion. | CamperBob2 wrote: | People who won't be around to see the consequences of | their actions should have less political power than those | who will. | dstick wrote: | Doing stupid things on impulse doesn't and shouldn't disqualify | _every_ young adult. I read about a grandpa who gave his | granddaughter the "volmacht" (no idea what the English word is) | for his vote in the last election. She effectively cast the | vote. Looking at my daughter of 13, I'm confident she's world | smart enough to make a more sane and well-informed decision | than half of the adults I know. I agree to lowering the voting | age to 16. Outliers be damned, a very smart group of people is | being muzzled while an ever larger growing group (seniors) are | getting more say when they, by nature of their age - no blame, | have a more short-sighted and less flexible view of the world. | Give the kids a vote, and maybe more adults will start to | listen. | | Maybe a weighted vote? Curious to hear if anyone has any good | alternatives :) | scpedicini wrote: | I'm saying this somewhat in jest, but this would give | disproportionate political influence to families with larger | quantities of children. And don't sit here and tell me with a | straight face that children will make up their minds | independently of influence from their parents. Cough religion | cough. | Jedd wrote: | > Looking at my daughter of 13, I'm confident she's world | smart enough to make a more sane and well-informed decision | than half of the adults I know. | | Without commenting on the objective intelligence of your | child, I think this observation speaks more to either the set | of adults you know, or the set of adults in your society in | general. | | I would feel safer if we focused on resolving the situation | where most adults around you were more sane / informed / | rational / smarter than a generic 13yo. | __s wrote: | Allowing children to cast votes will also get them engaged at | a young age to vote later on when they're older | | Giving children responsibility is how you get responsible | adults | benjohnson wrote: | Also their parents can give them guidance on long-term | thinking as a balance against politicians promising 'free' | things. | InitialLastName wrote: | (checks their parents' recorded voting habits) | | ... Can they? | Aeolun wrote: | Only for a few of them. I think the vast majority will vote | based on what's hip, and the most recent memes. | Nebasuke wrote: | Isn't that the same for the vast majority of adults? I | mean sure, maybe replace memes by most recent | manipulative news articles, but I don't think it's that | different. | | I remember my class in high school doing a fake voting | session, and sure we made jokes, but most people took it | relatively serious. | jfrunyon wrote: | That's how the vast majority votes already. | celticninja wrote: | Didn't you pay attention to Donald Trump's presidency? | tpmx wrote: | I was also that kinda smart well-informed kid - I thought. :) | | In retrospect, when I first voted at the age of 18 I was | horribly underinformed/undereducated/naive. And at, say, 16 I | would have been comparatively speaking so much more naive and | susceptible to populism, be it from the left or the right. | | There are layers/complexities to politics, and it takes time | to understand them. | | You do have a point that most adults are also horribly | underinformed, but... | celticninja wrote: | People are susceptible to populism regardless of age and | naivety too, are you suggesting we remove the vote from | them? | tpmx wrote: | Is it really regardless of age? | | As an extreme example: I'm pretty sure an average 5 year | old is more susceptible to populism than an average 35 | year old. | maxerickson wrote: | Think of it as an incentive for older folks to also vote. | tpmx wrote: | They don't really need an incentive; old people do vote. | lazyasciiart wrote: | You've found evidence that people over 18 can be incredibly | stupid, and you are using that as evidence that people under 18 | shouldn't vote? | beforeolives wrote: | Would a sample of stupid things done by 20-somethings convince | you to increase the voting age? Should people be denied to vote | as they get older and their brain function deteriorates? What | about people in the bottom quartile of intelligence or | education? What about smart and educated people who know | nothing about the people and parties they're voting for? | | None of these would make sense to me unless you are willing to | go very radical in a bunch of different directions. Giving | young people a vote at an age at which they can already work, | pay taxes and be in the military makes a lot more sense to me. | tpmx wrote: | Not being american I had to look it up: US kids can join the | military at the age of 17 with parental conscent. That's kind | of wild. | brutal_chaos_ wrote: | We _really_ like our guns. | sjg007 wrote: | And we don't care about kids. | pc86 wrote: | What does that have to do with anything? | michaelt wrote: | One possible explanation for why America thinks giving a | 17 year old a vote is more dangerous than giving them an | M16. | | Not the only possible explanation, obviously. | Spivak wrote: | I mean people under 18 have to pay taxes. Seems unfair to deny | their voice in how their money is spent. | rootusrootus wrote: | > I don't think this is sane. | | I don't agree. My 8 year old has a better understanding of many | issues than a lot of adults I've met. And he's got a huge stake | in the future. Given that a single, solitary vote is worth next | to nothing, I think it totally makes sense to give that right | to kids. | | Yes, maybe I could coerce him. But my son would probably just | tell me to pound sand and then vote how he wanted. | corndoge wrote: | I can't tell if this is a joke or not | pope_meat wrote: | Child logic: we should help this person in need. | | Adult Genius Thought Leader Logic: if you help this person, | you'll just make them dependent! | wizzwizz4 wrote: | As I've got older, and learnt more about the world, I | genuinely think I've become less moral. | | I used to care about the big issues. Now I rationalise | leaving the lights on and the tap running, and make | effort _not_ to stand up for what 's right when it feels | like it would weaken my social status. | pc86 wrote: | None of this is true. | rootusrootus wrote: | Well if you say so. | renewiltord wrote: | Joke's on you. I'm in my thirties and still as much of an | idiot. Think of my idiot vote as canceling out your carefully | thought out one. | dang wrote: | " _Eschew flamebait. Don 't introduce flamewar topics unless | you have something genuinely new to say. Avoid unrelated | controversies and generic tangents._" | | We detached this subthread from | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26743596. | asimjalis wrote: | How did he deal with going to the bathroom in the crate? A topic | the article does not touch upon. | [deleted] | flatline wrote: | They mentioned the empty bottle. I'm sure he didn't have to | poop living in a crate for five days with only water to drink. | _whiteCaps_ wrote: | Even if you aren't eating, the bacteria in your digestive | system are producing waste. | Karawebnetwork wrote: | Several days without defecation is not comfortable but | quite easily achievable. | [deleted] ___________________________________________________________________ (page generated 2021-04-08 23:00 UTC)