[HN Gopher] The 88x31 GIF Collection
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       The 88x31 GIF Collection
        
       Author : kaeruct
       Score  : 328 points
       Date   : 2021-06-14 08:57 UTC (1 days ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (cyber.dabamos.de)
 (TXT) w3m dump (cyber.dabamos.de)
        
       | xwdv wrote:
       | Would it be better to store these as binary blobs in a database?
        
       | bbrks wrote:
       | For those who may be wondering why 88x31px?
       | 
       | https://www.quora.com/How-did-the-odd-size-of-88x31-become-a...
        
         | bluedino wrote:
         | >> At this point in time the largest provider of personal
         | hosting was GeoCities. In order to improve brand awareness,
         | they required that all free hosting users have a link back to
         | GeoCities somewhere on the page. They helpfully provided
         | default banners for these links at - you guessed it - the
         | dimensions of 88x31
         | 
         | But that doesn't really explain why 83x31 was chosen by
         | Geocities
        
           | sverhagen wrote:
           | Still not explaining "why", but Wikipedia suggests that it
           | was part of a list of standardized sizes, this one being a
           | "micro bar":
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_banner#Standard_sizes
        
             | sedatk wrote:
             | It probably became a standard _after_ it got popular.
        
           | donio wrote:
           | My guess is that the creator of the first image didn't have
           | an exact size in mind so when they were doodling in the
           | bitmap editor it just happened to come out to that size and
           | was trimmed accordingly. And then future images were made to
           | fit.
        
           | zamadatix wrote:
           | "why one place picked something" doesn't require special
           | reasoning like "why everyone picked something" does.
        
             | bluedino wrote:
             | I know, but I was hoping for something like "you could fit
             | 4 of the buttons in a browser window, on a 640x480 screen"
             | (the standard of the time)
        
           | jandrese wrote:
           | It fit the font they chose. The designer probably didn't care
           | how many pixels were in the image so long as it looked ok on
           | their screen.
        
         | tpmx wrote:
         | https://neonaut.neocities.org/cyber/88x31.html
         | 
         |  _Why 88 by 31, anyway? Who started this? A Quora poster
         | speculates GeoCities started this trend when they provided
         | 88x31 GeoCities buttons for their users, but the contemporary
         | source she references actually says the trend was started by
         | Netscape._
        
           | qwertox wrote:
           | I also associate that button very strongly with Netscape. I
           | was surprised to not see one which had the Netscape logo on
           | it, only a "Netscape Now" button was there among other "Now"
           | buttons.
           | 
           | I wonder if the 31px height was from the height of the logo
           | on the right of the address bar, the one which was animated.
           | I don't know which height it was, but it could match.
        
       | flixic wrote:
       | Seeing Netflix in Page 3 is disorienting. Reminds you that it's
       | actually a pretty old company.
        
       | maxpert wrote:
       | Ahhhh the good old days! Takes me back to dream weaver and flash
       | era.
        
       | neiman wrote:
       | The forefather of NFTs.
        
       | treesknees wrote:
       | I still have a collection of these 88x31 GIFs from my own
       | websites back in the day. I never ran anything worth sharing with
       | anyone else nowadays but it was pretty fun as a kid trying to
       | build up services and hosting. There was a whole network of
       | people trading "affiliate" banners, linking back and forth to
       | each other's websites. Good times!
        
       | Minor49er wrote:
       | I'd be more nostalgiac for these if Neocities pages didn't
       | continue the trend of creating and sharing them. The bottom of
       | this page offers a common example:
       | 
       | https://personally-comfy.neocities.org/
        
       | squiggleblaz wrote:
       | When I see Linux advocacy from those days it's so amusing to me
       | in retrospect: In this case, Linux 2.0 now, with Tux dropping
       | onto an old Windows 95 style logo. I remember GNU/Linux advocacy
       | in that era as based around free software ideas, but when I look
       | back at that time, there was actually a lot of ironic(?)
       | superiority.
        
       | runawaybottle wrote:
       | Today's dose of memberberries.
        
       | GIFnotGIF wrote:
       | nice!
        
       | crocal wrote:
       | It's so useless it's needed.
        
       | jordemort wrote:
       | Some of these seem anachronistic; for example, there are couple
       | for (and one against!) Discord. According to Wikipedia, Discord
       | was released in 2015, which seems long after peak 88x31 GIF.
        
       | pcan77 wrote:
       | I miss this version of the internet :( Everything is so boring
       | now.
        
         | ExtraServings wrote:
         | They should have built the site in Tailwind...
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | Nadya wrote:
         | It's harder to find but it still exists. The hardest part is
         | finding the retroscape <communities> rather than
         | individuals/people. For example, I can browse a lot of retro-
         | ish early 2000's design sites on Neocities but it is difficult
         | to call it much of a community. Same thing with mmm.page.
         | 
         | https://neocities.org/browse and recently-posted-to-HN
         | https://mmm.page/xh.inspiring
         | 
         | I'd love to find (or even make) a community for people who
         | still enjoy the aesthetic of the amateur-crafted web.
        
         | have_faith wrote:
         | Try wiby.org, hit 'surprise me' a few times.
        
         | grae_QED wrote:
         | Go to https://www.wiby.me
         | 
         | Its a search engine that only indexes minimalist websites.
         | Everything on there looks like its from the 90's.
        
         | xnx wrote:
         | For anyone nostalgic for this type of old/weird internet, you
         | should check out TikTok before it becomes too
         | commercial/formalized. Still a lot of weird/random/raw stuff on
         | there.
        
           | unicornporn wrote:
           | I'm sincerely hoping that was a sarcastic comment.
        
       | tomcooks wrote:
       | So many questions about that "Anti code and run"
       | 
       | http://cyber.dabamos.de/88x31/anticodeandrun2.gif
        
         | squiggleblaz wrote:
         | Why? Do you like writing code that causes your computer to
         | explode and catch fire so you have to run away from it?
        
       | uncomputation wrote:
       | This page is a great example to show the benefits of caching
        
       | eat_veggies wrote:
       | It's so wonderful seeing the images slowly pop into existence
       | like that!
        
         | dmd wrote:
         | What do you mean? They all appeared at once for me.
        
       | treve wrote:
       | Would love to compare this to a HTTP/2 version!
        
       | 101008 wrote:
       | Oh I wish I could go back. I remember that these were used a lot
       | for Affiliates links in the sidebar, if you had a niche website.
       | Then, they evolved to a 88x16 size, or at least that's what I
       | remember.
       | 
       | I used to spend a lot of hours creating those for my website...
       | So great times, so many memories... I don't remember being happy
       | back then, but I am sure I was, just that I didnt know.
        
       | controlledchaos wrote:
       | The internet really is for porn.
        
       | FridayoLeary wrote:
       | If anyone is planning on using any of those GIFs on their
       | websites i have a request: don't. They are extremely annoying and
       | distracting when i'm trying to read and they give me a headache.
       | I'm not sure why any websites use GIFs. But _very_ impressive
       | collection nonetheless.
        
       | duskwuff wrote:
       | Wow, that is quite the variety of banners. Everything from
       | (unironic) "Netscape Now" animations and RealPlayer banners to
       | Discord and Mastodon promos.
        
       | bastardoperator wrote:
       | I miss these days, thanks for sharing.
        
       | mckeed wrote:
       | I saw digital blasphemy on there. I checked and it still exists
       | and he's still updating!
        
       | pkulak wrote:
       | That Covid-19 one sure was prescient.
        
       | slver wrote:
       | Reminded me of this:
       | 
       | http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/
       | 
       | ...and how many of the ads on this page are for "pixel ads" (no
       | longer functioning of course).
        
       | 52-6F-62 wrote:
       | Oh wow. I remember writing my first website and coveting those
       | little banners. All the _real_ websites had them outline their
       | community associations and capabilities.
       | 
       | Oh, my website is just a bit of text in some awful arrangement of
       | neon colours that work in every browser? Better have an animated
       | badge for each browser so that the people know, because the
       | people must know!
       | 
       | Excellent find!
        
         | deaddodo wrote:
         | Yeah, and you don't get the real effect of them outside of
         | 800x600 or 1024x768. They _look_ small here, but were
         | relatively large on pages back then.
        
       | ziml77 wrote:
       | Weirdly the AdGuard Tracking Protection filter has a cosmetic
       | rule that is blocking the images.
       | 
       | If I'm understanding the syntax correctly it seems to be this
       | one.                   ~underverse.su,~underver.se,~minu.stv.ee,~
       | sota.com,~7kingdoms.ru,~epicl2.com,~forum.ixbt.com,~forum.themega
       | .ru,~gamepedia.com,~makeserver.ru,~mozhor.ru,~onliner.by,~wiktion
       | ary.org,~yandex.by,~yandex.com,~yandex.com.tr,~yandex.ru,~yandex.
       | ua##img[width="88"][height="31"]
       | 
       | The comment says the intent is to hide hit counters.
        
       | rvz wrote:
       | Another collection waiting to be sold as an NFT soon.
        
       | junon wrote:
       | This takes me back to the days of forum signatures,
       | planetrenders.com, pixel fonts with 1px strokes, making emoticons
       | ( _not_ emojis) on deviantArt, BBCode and making long-winded
       | posts on VBulletin /PhpBB boards with the top three posts
       | "reserved for later use".
       | 
       | Man I wish I could go back.
        
         | pineconewarrior wrote:
         | Yes! This is how I got my start in design. So many Photoshop
         | tutorials that started with Render Clouds. Haha!
        
           | faeyanpiraat wrote:
           | And then you had like ps 3 and the effect in the next step
           | required version 4 or something
        
           | MrLeap wrote:
           | clouds -> difference clouds a few times -> invert -> ctrl+L
           | and compress = lightning is still a recipe in my muscle
           | memory.
        
         | systemvoltage wrote:
         | I used to "hand-craft" HTML. Literally, writing it and no
         | templates so each page is unique. Gallery page was manually
         | updated.
         | 
         | If I kinda deeply think about it - I post may be one post every
         | 2 months. Why the hell do I need a blogging CMS or static site
         | generator, etc? Just craft a HTML page. You can just write it
         | by hand. #header_h1 ...is it that much more work to write
         | <h1>header_h1</h1>? Especially, every once in 2 months!? Each
         | blog post would be custom. And AWESOME and set in stone. "What
         | if I need to update the header on every single page?" Just
         | don't. No need to update the theme ever. It's like writing a
         | hand written letter, once you put the ink down, it's done. Mail
         | it.
        
           | aparks517 wrote:
           | I've been doing this for a while and it's great. If you know
           | a few tricks (optional closing tags, for example), writing
           | HTML by hand can actually be rather pleasant. Go for it!
        
             | systemvoltage wrote:
             | I used to copy html from the previous page and then modify
             | as necessary.
             | 
             | Overtime it evolved and got cooler! But, there was no need
             | to go back and update old posts.
             | 
             | I think charm about this is severely underrated as seen by
             | the downvotes.
        
           | unicornporn wrote:
           | Some people still do this. http://john.ankarstrom.se/html/
        
         | bluedino wrote:
         | "Under Construction" images, rotating skull and fire GIFs...
        
           | sp332 wrote:
           | http://www.textfiles.com/underconstruction/
        
           | ceautery wrote:
           | Flaming logo... spinning logo...
        
         | roland35 wrote:
         | Can't forget albino black sheep and homestar runner!
        
         | unicornporn wrote:
         | Deviantart? Seems you're in the wrong millennium? Deviantart
         | started in 2000 and at that time I fondly remember us making
         | fun of 90s web design by creating mock sites with 88x31
         | graphics. In -97 I remember it being all the rage though. :)
         | Three, four or five years may not sound like a lot of time, but
         | the web was changing at a pretty rapid pace back then.
        
           | username91 wrote:
           | 88x31s were still alive and well on early deviantART:
           | https://www.deviantart.com/fractalmbrown/art/Baby-
           | deviantART...
        
         | klaussilveira wrote:
         | > pixel fonts with 1px strokes
         | 
         | Nostalgia kicked in hard.
        
         | aba_cz wrote:
         | You know what's interesting? You are not alone. Something Awful
         | forums still have most of these things and people are even
         | paying for that in the year 2021 :D
        
         | grishka wrote:
         | Userbars!
        
           | _def wrote:
           | I completely forgot about them! Just looked at a bunch of
           | them, they (and forum signatures in general) were kind of
           | awesome.
        
         | simook wrote:
         | I too miss those days.
         | 
         | What's stopping us?
        
           | sbarre wrote:
           | We're all older and we need reading glasses now? ;-)
        
         | pak wrote:
         | You'd probably enjoy this collage of GeoCities vibes:
         | 
         | https://www.cameronsworld.net/
        
           | squiggleblaz wrote:
           | Unlike Geocities, that site is a masterful work of design!
           | (And the wayback machine links are broken today due to a
           | planned power outage.)
        
       | cmg wrote:
       | Fair warning: Page 1 transfers about 8.3MB with 1,000+ HTTP
       | requests. And will likely bring back memories of the 90s.
        
         | theandrewbailey wrote:
         | This site would benefit greatly from HTTP 2.0, but it's kinda
         | cool to see each banner load one after another.
        
           | qwertox wrote:
           | Some do fail to load for me, yet they then do load when I
           | right click them to open them in a new tab.
        
           | pjc50 wrote:
           | The authentic 28.8k modem experience.
        
           | derefr wrote:
           | Or even more, data: URIs.
        
         | coldacid wrote:
         | Yeah, the speed at which it loaded definitely brought back that
         | 90s feeling.
        
         | GloriousKoji wrote:
         | So... on par with any modern website (minus the 90s)?
        
           | cmg wrote:
           | As theandrewbailey said, it would absolutely benefit from
           | HTTP/2 - it took about 30 seconds to complete on my fast
           | cable connection on a laptop.
        
         | sverhagen wrote:
         | I saw the slow loading of the page, and it made me confident
         | that Hacker News will take it down soon enough.
        
         | rasz wrote:
         | Loads as fast as modern YouTube.
        
         | NelsonMinar wrote:
         | Imagine loading this page in the 90s though! One new HTTP
         | connection at a time, a full TCP handshake. Maybe if you were
         | lucky you were using Netscape which would load up to 4
         | resources at once!
        
           | chrisco255 wrote:
           | 8MB would take all night on my 2400 baud modem.
        
           | cyberge99 wrote:
           | We were hacking back then too.
           | 
           | pipelining:true
           | 
           | (Not really a hack, but a lesser known optimization)
        
       | fhw8234 wrote:
       | Nice
        
       | nixass wrote:
       | Flashback to dial up era. Love it.
        
       | godot wrote:
       | Oh man, seeing "88x31" really takes me back. Internet Explorer
       | and Netscape buttons were all the rage to put on your web site. I
       | remember making some 88x31 buttons/logos myself too. I know it's
       | nostalgia talking but it truly was the good old days of the web
       | to me.
        
       | allenu wrote:
       | I was surprised to not find any X10 ads in there, but I guess
       | they just never did small GIFs. Some of their examples from back
       | in the day http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~kuan/x10.html
        
         | TedDoesntTalk wrote:
         | Interestingly all of those images seem to be for their camera
         | products. But long before those, X10 sold remote control
         | systems that switched devices on/off over in-home electrical
         | wiring (using the independent X10 protocol). The reliability of
         | these systems were pretty bad as I recall. They offered
         | something like 16 channels with various management devices that
         | allowed for complicated scheduling of device switching.
        
           | allenu wrote:
           | Heh, I remember those. I had my first internship around that
           | time and one of the made-up jobs my boss at the time had me
           | do was look into those switches. Another intern told me he
           | just wanted someone to look into it since he wanted to try
           | using them on his own home. :)
        
           | anonymousiam wrote:
           | X10 was the first real home automation standard. The protocol
           | was subject to interference and poor propagation, and did not
           | use any EDAC or acknowledgement so it was pretty unreliable.
           | It was still pretty useful for some things, and X10 devices
           | are still being sold.
        
             | pjc50 wrote:
             | The technology may have been fine. The advertising was
             | insanely ubiquitous, in a way rarely seen since. Maybe
             | Evony?
        
         | twic wrote:
         | Those ads were annoying enough that Kompressor wrote a song
         | about them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF8NK6eruUs
        
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