[HN Gopher] A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle...
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       A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing
        
       Author : _Robbie
       Score  : 2269 points
       Date   : 2021-06-30 04:18 UTC (18 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (kleinbottle.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (kleinbottle.com)
        
       | Trias11 wrote:
       | Amazon stimulates fake reviews, fake listings and fake vendors.
       | 
       | This practice has to stop.
       | 
       | Gigantic class action suit is overdue for this fraudulent
       | criminal empire.
        
       | nullc wrote:
       | You mean you don't remove your blackheads with a volumeless four
       | dimension manifold?
        
       | azinman2 wrote:
       | I _really_ want a filter on Amazon for both where a product is
       | manufactured as well as where the company exists. Basically I
       | want to undo the Chinese-knockoffization of Amazon with all its
       | complete dilution of all search results... let alone sad stories
       | like this.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | pjbeam wrote:
       | Not sure if it will help but I escalated this internally. I work
       | at AWS though and am certainly not in a position of great
       | influence.
        
         | ad-astra wrote:
         | Hey, I'm from the photos org, how can I help +1 this?
        
       | ad-astra wrote:
       | Hey Cliff, I'll hop on the internal Amazon network tomorrow and
       | figure out who I can talk to about this.
        
         | CliffStoll wrote:
         | Thank you!
         | 
         | Ad astra per aspera? !!
         | 
         | Cheers, -Cliff
        
       | lanstin wrote:
       | I have a Klein Stein and it is excellent, both for beer and
       | coolness. Cliff Stole's book on tracking a hacker is also a tour
       | de force in tracking things back to the cause. And, like me, he
       | was a stay at home parent for a long time.
        
         | CliffStoll wrote:
         | Thank you Lanstin!
         | 
         | Stay-at-home parent? Oh, but your note brings smile to this
         | tired astronomer's face...
        
       | williesleg wrote:
       | Ha! Asshole finally got hacked!
        
       | lgats wrote:
       | The trademark the foreign seller used to hijack the listing
       | https://uspto.report/TM/90721592
        
       | Johnny555 wrote:
       | _A sleezy company hijacked my Amazon listing to move my positive
       | reviews over to their product._
       | 
       | I've seen that happen sometimes, and always wondered how or why
       | it happened. Like I'll be reading reviews for a USB Memory stick,
       | and the 5 star reviews rave about nail polish.
       | 
       | I've reported these cases to Amazon, but they take no action.
        
         | intricatedetail wrote:
         | And when you report it to government agency in your country
         | they say to talk to Amazon or stop using them.
         | 
         | These too big to fail companies need to be split and held
         | accountable!
         | 
         | If they consciously let fraudsters operate, in my opinion they
         | are complicit!
        
       | maciekpaprocki wrote:
       | Hi Cliff,
       | 
       | First of all thank you for being you. I read about you week ago
       | and then I went into a massive youtube binge of your videos. I
       | had a bad day and needed a distraction and seriously your videos
       | were uplifting, funny, educational and so binge worthy. Great
       | stuff, highly recommended to anyone. Wish there would be more of
       | them.
       | 
       | From ecommerce perspective, don't care about amazon. I wouldn't
       | say that for most business, but I am sure most of the clients
       | buying from you actually know you as it's hard to search for
       | klein bottle without without you popping up. It is first result
       | above amazon in my google search and I would assume most of the
       | sales on amazon were actually coming from people that first seen
       | your website and just wanted to quick checkout.
        
         | CliffStoll wrote:
         | My thanks to you Macie. I appreciate your smile and kindness -
         | I hope you got more than your fill of my silly videos.
         | 
         | You're right, of course: As others point out, mine is a hobby-
         | business, and Amazon isn't the best place for it. Still, it was
         | fun having a (small) presence there, even if most of my
         | customer interaction happened through my Kleinbottle website.
         | 
         | Having said this, I'll probably continue this zero-volume
         | business out of my home; the cool thing is how many fascinating
         | people I meet. Just a week ago, a mathematician stopped by and
         | tried to teach me homotopy theory. Good stuff!
        
       | lilyball wrote:
       | I would really love to know why "Amvoom" could declare to Amazon
       | that they own "Acme Klein Bottle" when "Acme Klein Bottle" has
       | nothing to do with the "Amvoom" trademark. Can they just declare
       | they own _any_ page that doesn 't have a registered trademark?
        
         | mike_d wrote:
         | Any valid trademark gets you in the door, then Amazon trusts
         | that you exert your rights only over your brands.
         | 
         | For example Anker could have a trademark on "Anker" (the brand)
         | and then claim the "PowerCore III" listing for their battery
         | pack without having to trademark the name of each product.
        
         | CliffStoll wrote:
         | In short, yes. If a seller (like me) has not trademarked
         | his/her brand, and has not registered with Amazon's Brand
         | Registry, then the listing can be hijacked. Of course,
         | hijackers will only considers taking listings with many five-
         | star reviews extending over several years.
        
           | hippich wrote:
           | Speaking from the experience - listing can be hijacked even
           | if it has a brand registered trademark. These hijackers,
           | rumored, are bribing amazon insiders to change trademark on
           | the listing and gain full editing access to it after change
           | is made.
        
       | jmkd wrote:
       | So, appalling scam aside, everyone knows what a Klein bottle is
       | or what it does? First I've heard of it, and neither Stoll's site
       | or the Amazon listing shed any light on the topic...just in-
       | jokes.
        
         | matsemann wrote:
         | It is mainly a joke/gag product for mathematicians, or a cool
         | office decoration. Nothing you would buy without the background
         | knowledge.
         | 
         | But second sentence in the listing:
         | 
         | > Like a Mobius strip, this Klein bottle has only one side. In
         | addition, a Klein bottle has no edge - the connection from
         | "inside" to "outside" is smooth, and the bottle has no lip.
         | 
         | Is proper descriptive.
        
         | ratww wrote:
         | There's a Wikipedia page:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klein_bottle
        
           | jcl wrote:
           | I love that the "hand-blown" bottle pictured in the article
           | is one of Cliff Stoll's.
        
       | mbeex wrote:
       | Buyed the real thing from his site (https://www.kleinbottle.com/
       | as mentioned) 1.5 years ago. Much more to enjoy there anyway.
       | 
       | Thanks Cliff & Greetings from Germany
        
         | CliffStoll wrote:
         | Thank you M'Beex. You're why I make these one-sided things. (a
         | tip of my hat, -Cliff)
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | thethought wrote:
       | Sleazy company hijacked Cliff Stoll's Amazon Klein bottle
       | listing.
       | 
       | To me "foreign seller" implies Amazon sellers/buyers has some
       | sort of national context?
       | 
       | Note: I do feel bad hijacking happens in Amazon.
        
       | vfclists wrote:
       | Amvoom fraudulent page in Google webcache
       | 
       | https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:0UGfjt...
        
       | binarysolo wrote:
       | Given how this is on page-1 of HN, jeff@amazon (the elite US-
       | based seller support team who uses the email, not Bezos) is gonna
       | tear this AMVOOM / TaroRee hijacker a new one.
       | 
       | While this is kinda designed-as-intended (Amazon wants you to
       | brand register with them for protection), this is a pretty shitty
       | dark pattern they put up and sadly it happens as an annoying edge
       | case that existing sellers and customers have to deal with.
       | 
       | Source: me, a mid-sized Amazon 3P seller/vendor.
       | 
       | Edit: "-Cliff Stoll Saturday morning June 26, in Oakland,
       | California. And yes, I am now trademarking Acme Klein Bottle."
       | Looks like Amazon's getting what they want after all.
        
         | avipars wrote:
         | I wonder if they'll keep the email for when jeff steps down
         | officially
        
         | modeless wrote:
         | Sure, but there are hundreds of other sellers ready to do the
         | same exploits tomorrow, or worse. The systemic problems are not
         | being addressed. Amazon doesn't have the right incentives to
         | solve these issues.
        
         | CliffStoll wrote:
         | Sigh. A trademark for a common item (like a T-shirt or a
         | voltmeter) seems to cost about $350 through the USPTO, if you
         | do it yourself and your goods are listed in their directory. If
         | your goods are oddball (like glass or woolen nonorientable
         | manifolds) then you have to use a more expensive system which
         | starts at $450 and escalates depending on how many different
         | types of goods you're trademarking.
        
           | thechao wrote:
           | Wait until your trademark is summarily rejected without
           | reason & you have to get a lawyer for an hour to "call a
           | friend" to get the mark amended.
        
             | telesilla wrote:
             | We had a tricky trademark submission recently and we were
             | provided with a free attorney who was spectacular and very
             | easy to work with. Your assessment matched my experience.
        
           | binarysolo wrote:
           | I'm sorry Cliff: the system sucks because there's a lot of
           | edge case handling when they're dealing with millions of
           | vendors selling literal hundreds of millions of SKUs.
           | 
           | Many of them autogenerated programmatically like "I love X"
           | shirts, and X = some dictionary list; or bots built to
           | crosslist Target/Walmart product over to Amazon etc. for
           | arbitrage etc.
           | 
           | I hope someone from Amazon has reached out to you Cliff - my
           | wife gifted my FIL one of your klein bottles and it's been an
           | absolute delight going through the purchasing experience with
           | you. Thank you for the joy you bring to us!
        
             | Symbiote wrote:
             | The system sucks because the income gained through dealing
             | with millions of vendors selling literally hundreds of
             | millions of SKUs is channelled into Amazon's profits,
             | rather than people or systems to deal with the resulting
             | problems.
        
               | binarysolo wrote:
               | It's actually worse I think: Amazon demands the people
               | and systems to be better-on-metrics over time -- dealing
               | with Seller Support is just a huge nightmare these days
               | as a seller.
        
         | blibble wrote:
         | so it'll get removed, drop off the front page
         | 
         | and 6 hours the scammer will be back under another account
        
         | fmajid wrote:
         | It takes some chutzpah to turn defense from your own willful
         | negligence into a revenue center. Like telcos' telemarketer
         | blocking services or Equifux offering credit monitoring
         | services (only free for the first year) to the millions whose
         | sensitive financial info they allowed to be breached.
        
           | EricE wrote:
           | "It takes some chutzpah to turn defense from your own willful
           | negligence into a revenue center." It's not chutzpah - it's
           | the norm for most tech companies - or any other companies
           | who's primary product is intellectual property. Think patent
           | trolls, copyright trolls, etc. Amazon is a product troll that
           | somehow has managed to maintain a veneer of legitimacy.
           | 
           | I see what they are doing no differently than what Steele
           | started with Prenda law. Heck that's probably where Amazon
           | got the idea :p
        
         | barbazoo wrote:
         | > jeff@amazon is gonna tear this AMVOOM / TaroRee hijacker a
         | new one
         | 
         | Sigh. The usual FAANG bs. Do nothing as long as it makes you
         | money and do the minimum only if it caused enough outrage. No
         | values, no ethics, 100% shallow.
        
       | rfwhyte wrote:
       | This isn't an Amazon bug, it's a feature. Amazon has known for
       | YEARS about sleazy (Mostly Chinese) sellers manipulating reviews,
       | paying for review and generally engaging in super shady
       | practices, and Amazon has done literally NOTHING about it, so at
       | this point we can reasonable assume they tacitly condone these
       | practices.
       | 
       | Amazon reviews have all but become useless as a result. Perhaps
       | one of the least trustworthy corners on an increasingly trustless
       | internet.
        
       | IOT_Apprentice wrote:
       | Is there someone here from Amazon that can actually do something
       | about this?
        
       | CliffStoll wrote:
       | Guess I'd better say a few things.
       | 
       | First, I deeply appreciate that so many on Hacker News have come
       | out for this. Enough to awaken me from a sound sleep on a Tuesday
       | evening!
       | 
       | I don't really care that much about selling Klein bottles over
       | Amazon - it's mainly to reach parents over the holidays. But I do
       | wish that Amazon would do something about this kind of thing.
       | 
       | Finally, I"m very low on stocks of glass Klein bottles. It's
       | weird for me to ask my friends not to buy the things I've worked
       | so hard to make, but I guess I'd better. I hope to have more
       | manifolds in mid to late summer.
       | 
       | Warm wishes all around,
       | 
       | -Cliff (way late on a cloudy Tuesday evening in Oakland)
        
         | meesterdude wrote:
         | Hold lots of respect for you and regret that this has happened
         | to you, but thanks for bringing these specifics to light.
         | Amazon needs to fix this - or regulators need to force them to.
        
         | randylahey wrote:
         | Cliff, reading `The Cuckoo's Egg` in the 90's when I was in my
         | early teens was a watershed moment in my life. Set me up upon a
         | path of discovery and fascination with technology of all kinds.
         | Countless thanks!
        
           | astrange wrote:
           | I was going to say, I don't think that's the message you were
           | supposed to take from it, but it looks like he retracted his
           | next book.
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicon_Snake_Oil
        
         | blairanderson wrote:
         | Hi Cliff, I'm an independent amazon consultant.
         | 
         | Your Amazon problems would be solved with a regular USPTO
         | trademark. They don't recognize common-law trademarks because
         | they are heavily arguable in litigation.
         | 
         | USPTO is a database of trademarks already scrutinized by
         | trademark attorneys and government. It's not perfect, but it is
         | a collection that Amazon recognizes.
         | 
         | You can do this for $2000-ish and never think about it again.
         | 
         | then GS1.org for barcodes
         | 
         | Now you can sell your bottles in museum gift-shops!
        
           | mfer wrote:
           | It's kind of sad if the only way to stop having your item
           | listing in Amazon from being hijacked is to trademark.
        
           | throwawaycities wrote:
           | I can save him the money...it would be highly unlikely the
           | USPTO would grant a TM for "ACME Klein Bottle".
           | 
           | In either case, or even in the case the was a seller
           | legitimately infringing on a valid trademark, Amazon should
           | not be reassigning reviews from one sellers product to
           | another seller under these types of matters. How in the hell
           | would that be beneficial to Amazon shoppers?
        
             | pbhjpbhj wrote:
             | Indeed, "Klein bottle" is not descriptive of the origin,
             | it's descriptive of the type of goods. Trademarks indicate
             | origin and must do so distinctively to be registered.
             | 
             |  _This post is my own view, not legal advice, and unrelated
             | to my employment._
        
           | mrandish wrote:
           | It's a shame that a small-time reseller like Cliff has to go
           | to the trouble and expense to register a trademark to protect
           | his listing (which I doubt Cliff will bother with).
           | 
           | Until about 5-6 years ago the changes Amazon made almost
           | universally made their service better and more pro-user
           | convenience/efficiency. Since then it's really become a
           | nightmare. I realize they are being abused by scammers who
           | are scheming every way to subvert the system but as a
           | technologist familiar with web tech and distribution, it's
           | clear there are _some_ anti-consumer experience issues which
           | Amazon _could_ fix but is choosing not to.
           | 
           | For example, allowing vendors to list alternate "versions"
           | which aren't really the same product at all. It makes it
           | harder to tell what the star rating averages are for the
           | version I actually want (and I have to sort reviews by
           | version which is only accessible on a subpage. Frankly, I'd
           | rather they just go back to one listing per product. Yes it's
           | less useful for a hundred different sized machine screws but
           | it seems like a major source of these issues.
           | 
           | Then there's the nightmare of letting different sellers sell
           | on the "same" product listing. Crap clone products flit in
           | and out contaminating the integrity of reviews because a
           | shoddy version slips in but only from one seller out of six
           | or seven.
           | 
           | As someone who deals with them everyday, do you think they
           | are NOT doing some of the things they could to stop these
           | issues due to strong incentives (Amazon makes more $$$
           | allowing users to be frustrated), or do you think they are
           | sincerely doing what they can (within reasonable costs) to
           | solve these chronic issues? They used to understand that
           | accuracy and transparency ultimately yield more sales (even
           | if lower for an individual product). I'd like to believe
           | Amazon didn't change their ethos from the early days, but...
        
             | iratewizard wrote:
             | Amazon is filled to the brim with predominantly Chinese
             | scammers that they have shown no interest in stopping.
             | Scams I've seen:
             | 
             | - 2 pack scammers that sell someone else's product as a
             | bundle, but it costs more to buy the 2 pack than it does to
             | buy the real item twice.
             | 
             | - Listing swaps, where someone will take a commodity
             | listing with lots of reviews and change the listing to sell
             | overpriced broken garbage
             | 
             | - Counterfeiting or extreme product cheapening after a
             | listing receives recommended status
             | 
             | - A mountain of fake review schemes now including this.
             | 
             | These bad actors don't contribute to the Amazon market.
             | There's little reason not to ban them for ToS violations.
        
               | heavyset_go wrote:
               | > _These bad actors don 't contribute to the Amazon
               | market. There's little reason not to ban them for ToS
               | violations._
               | 
               | These bad actors are optimizing for sales, and Amazon
               | benefits from each sale on their marketplace. Their
               | actions result in more money for the bad actors and for
               | Amazon alike.
               | 
               | It's a similar situation to VC-funded social media
               | platforms turning a blind eye to bots and automation
               | early on because bot activity increases growth and
               | engagement metrics, both of which in turn can increase
               | the platform's valuation in future funding rounds or an
               | IPO.
        
               | ManBlanket wrote:
               | Funny you mention the 2-pack scammers. I was literally
               | just looking for a center-post mounted bike seat for a
               | child yesterday and noticed that exact scam. I thought to
               | myself, "why would someone want a two pack of these bike
               | seats?" Lo and behold the actual product cost less than
               | half as much as the two pack. I didn't realize what was
               | going on, just thought, "this doesn't seem legit" and
               | bought a totally different item. Poor bike-seat
               | manufacturer.
        
               | wpietri wrote:
               | Sure, that sounds good, banning scammers. But then
               | important metrics would not go up and to the right.
               | Metrics executives see! You can't just run around
               | prioritizing the customer experience willy-nilly. Who
               | knows what that would lead to?!? /s
        
             | SomewhatLikely wrote:
             | When you scroll tho y the end of the reviews they have a
             | link that says something like show reviews from other
             | countries. If the reviews for different versions worked
             | this way it might cut down on some of the version scamming.
        
             | paulpauper wrote:
             | Making the step from a hobby to a business means having to
             | make the necessary investments, some of which may be costly
             | and a pain in the ass, to protect one's intellectual
             | property.
        
               | fncypants wrote:
               | I'm not sure why the parent was downvoted. The trademark
               | scheme was built to make marketplaces more efficient, by
               | giving producers a carve out in the conversation--a word
               | or phrase or logo--so that they and consumers and
               | distributors can engage together confidently with some
               | bright line rules to work with.
               | 
               | The alternative is anarchy, and much more expensive then
               | filing for a trademark if you want to sell in the
               | marketplace. Like insurance, everyone that wants to be in
               | the market pays a little, so that it makes it easier to
               | avoid something like this.
        
               | speeder wrote:
               | Except selling Klein bottles is a hobby, his actual
               | business is teaching.
        
               | CliffStoll wrote:
               | Oh yes, Speeder.
               | 
               | Thank you!                      -Cliff
        
               | saxonww wrote:
               | I think it's ironic that you're saying he has to pay to
               | run his business safely, when Amazon's set things up this
               | way specifically because they don't want to pay to run
               | their business safely.
               | 
               | It's a little outrageous that a 3rd party can come take
               | over your storefront without any avenue to challenge.
        
               | gowld wrote:
               | There is nothing wrong with Cliff's store front:
               | https://www.kleinbottle.com
               | 
               | The problem is in Amazon's storefront, and there millions
               | of sellers are operating in the same space, so doing some
               | due diligence is required. If Cliff could just seize
               | ownership of his storefront from a thief, why couldn't a
               | thief seize it from Cliff? The solution is to register a
               | proper trademark.
               | 
               | Like it or not, the world is messy, and it costs to keep
               | it clean. Registering a trademark is like buying locks
               | for your home and vehicle, and buying soap to wash your
               | clothes, and changing the oils in your machines.
        
               | jmcgough wrote:
               | This logic assumes that it's cheap to get a trademark,
               | whereas the parent says it'll cost $2000.
               | 
               | This leaves small hobby stores like Cliff's with no
               | practical defense against scams like this if they've only
               | made a few thousand in profits through amazon sales,
               | especially if they don't have that cash on hand (and
               | suddenly lose their amazon revenue stream!)
               | 
               | Like it's easy to say "well you should have trademarked
               | your product" after the fact, but very few people have
               | even heard of this scam when it happens to them.
        
               | whelming_wave wrote:
               | It's interesting that you say "some due diligence is
               | required" and go on to put the burden of that diligence
               | on Cliff, rather than the creator of the marketplace.
        
               | worik wrote:
               | The solution is for Amazon to be less horrid.
               | 
               | There really are no polite words to describe business
               | practices.
               | 
               | Stop buying from Amazon. Quite easy actually.
        
               | beprogrammed wrote:
               | Exactly, stop buying from Amazon.
               | 
               | There a software company running a software market, all
               | the power is in there hands, and they choose to do
               | nothing.
        
           | dragonwriter wrote:
           | > USPTO is a database of trademarks
           | 
           | No the United States Patent and Trademark Office is not a
           | database of trademarks.
           | 
           | It has one, though.
        
           | hhh wrote:
           | While this would probably _work_ , it seems insane to me that
           | this would be the only thing to protect his listing from a
           | _completely different category of product_ being merged with
           | another.
        
             | Accujack wrote:
             | You're not wrong.
             | 
             | Because Amazon's system is insane unless you realize it's
             | designed only for the benefit of the corporation, not for
             | any kind of fairness or quality.
        
               | cwkoss wrote:
               | Has there been a study on the volume of counterfeit goods
               | flowing through amazon's marketplace?
               | 
               | Seems likely they are now the #1 seller of counterfeit
               | goods globally, by a decent margin.
        
               | nr2x wrote:
               | I'll bet a six pack of decent beer the % of all sales
               | that are counterfeit goods is double digits.
        
               | krferriter wrote:
               | The success of Amazon retail is in part because of the
               | ~feature~ of seamless, rampant IP infringement and zero
               | legal or financial liability on the part of Amazon for
               | making money off it.
        
               | greyhair wrote:
               | Which has gotten worse over time, and one of the several
               | reasons why my Prime membership will not renew this year.
        
               | cbsmith wrote:
               | What's unfortunate is that _ideally_ fairness  & quality
               | should be in the interests of the marketplace.
        
             | freeopinion wrote:
             | Let's say that Acme is a low-down, dirty-rotten, rip-off
             | con who has been usurping somebody else's trademark to make
             | a quick buck with counterfeit merchandise.
             | 
             | Why would Amazon merge the reviews of that product with the
             | reviews of the authentic, high-quality, reputable Chinese
             | vendor's actual product?
             | 
             | Why does Amazon allow a "color" to point to a product from
             | a completely different seller? Why does Amazon allow
             | product aliases at all?
        
             | spacemark wrote:
             | ...or the fact that the only way to get this information is
             | a HN comment from an independent Amazon consultant.
        
           | jbluepolarbear wrote:
           | That shouldn't be required. Amazon should verify the seller.
           | Scam sellers sell knockoff trademarked items everyday on
           | Amazon. Trademark won't fix anything.
        
           | pbhjpbhj wrote:
           | Do Amazon care about jurisdiction, UK registration is ~PS200,
           | perhaps any registered trademark will get you recognised by
           | Amazon [in all jurisdictions]?
           | 
           | If someone is squatting one's trademark you can still sue
           | them with an unregistered mark, and perhaps crucially if
           | they're using Amazon then Amazon should be up for
           | contributory infringement.
           | 
           |  _This is not legal advice and represents my personal views
           | only._
        
             | technothrasher wrote:
             | I was thinking similarly, what about state trademarks? I've
             | got a Massachusetts trademark because it was quick and
             | easy, and cost only $50. My lawyer advised me that, while
             | not as iron clad as a federal trademark, it would tend to
             | discourage anybody else from filing federally on the mark
             | because they'd do a search and mine would turn up and
             | they'd rather pick a different mark than be limited in one
             | state. I don't sell product on Amazon though, so I don't
             | know if it would work in that instance.
        
         | williesleg wrote:
         | Go back to punched cards ass munch
        
         | Qwertious wrote:
         | Don't buy this guy's klein bottles, they're a scam - they're
         | only THREE dimensional! Such a rip off. How am I supposed to
         | store a y[?]og-so[?][?]th[?]o[?]t[?]h[?] in this thing?
        
           | bobbyi_settv wrote:
           | Worse, the klein bottles did nothing to remove my black heads
        
           | Y_Y wrote:
           | The classic Klein bottle is a 2D surface. It doesn't embed in
           | R^3 regardless of whether you give it a little thickness so
           | you can make it out of matter.
        
           | pantulis wrote:
           | Just remember to keep the formulaes for the descending node
           | (or dragon's tail) handy.
        
           | bawana wrote:
           | Does anyone else see 10 vertical lines of characters that
           | look like the 'matrix' font overlaid on the word 'yog so
           | Thoth' in the last two lines of qwertious' post?
        
             | technothrasher wrote:
             | Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | gerdesj wrote:
               | A small dog has just materialised and widdled on my foot.
               | Please be careful when summoning the Old Ones.
        
               | YeGoblynQueenne wrote:
               | The Puppy of Tindalos! Ia!
        
             | Stratoscope wrote:
             | The four dimensional answer to this one dimensional
             | question will also answer your question and many others:
             | 
             | https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/
             | 
             | Strangely, I had that very page open on my three
             | dimensional computing device last night and it was still
             | open just now.
             | 
             | This Must Mean Something.
        
             | kalleboo wrote:
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zalgo_text
        
             | jrochkind1 wrote:
             | no, it's just you.
        
             | YeGoblynQueenne wrote:
             | What post?
        
               | temp0826 wrote:
               | There are no antimemetic posts.
        
             | bryanrasmussen wrote:
             | yeah, but I see those everywhere... all the time!
        
             | wffurr wrote:
             | That's He Who Shall Not Be Named's hand reaching into the
             | material world, making himself known to all who would dare
             | parse HTML with regular expressions.
        
               | teh_klev wrote:
               | And signalling the immanentizing of Tony the Pony.
        
               | wizzwizz4 wrote:
               | Do not speak his name.
        
             | martyvis wrote:
             | It's a Unicode trick
             | https://lingojam.com/GlitchTextGenerator
        
               | [deleted]
        
             | neilpmas wrote:
             | I do
        
           | Grustaf wrote:
           | No it's your space that's 3-dimensional. Just make sure to
           | store your klein bottles in 4d space and they will be free of
           | holes and self intersections.
        
             | Vivtek wrote:
             | This is what comes of neglecting the storage instructions.
        
             | smoyer wrote:
             | Cliff Stoll stores Klein bottles i in the crawl space under
             | his house and manages his inventory with a frickin' robot.
             | The head clearance seems a bit short for a4 4D space!
        
             | lalaithion wrote:
             | PEBCAK (Problem Exists Between Chair And Klein bottle)
        
           | FridayoLeary wrote:
           | how did you do that?
        
             | sp332 wrote:
             | Something like http://www.eeemo.net/
        
               | FridayoLeary wrote:
               | Thanks for that helpful answer. Big no thanks to those
               | people who downvoted a genuine curious question. I'm
               | allowed to not know something.
        
         | furyg3 wrote:
         | Hey Cliff, I just have to say thanks. I read the Cuckoo's Egg
         | in the early 90s and while I was already interested in
         | computers, the idea that there were "networks" of them out
         | there... well... it blew my mind.
         | 
         | I immediately went to my school librarian and said I wanted to
         | try to connect computers together, or try to dial-up to library
         | information services, etc. We started learning together.
         | 
         | You were a huge inspiration, thanks.
        
           | queuebert wrote:
           | That book changed my life.
        
             | CliffStoll wrote:
             | Changed mine, too. Q-Bert.
        
           | theelous3 wrote:
           | Ha! I didn't know the klien bottle guy was the accounting
           | error guy. That's very cool.
           | 
           | Googled him there and he's listed as an astronomer. But the
           | astronomers consider him a computer guy ;)
        
             | cartoonworld wrote:
             | You should read his book! He discusses this in the first
             | chapter. He helped (or maybe solely) design the lens at W.
             | M. Keck observatory, and you can see him on Numberphile a
             | lot.
        
               | _joel wrote:
               | Definitely, I read it in a day it was so enthralling.
        
               | CliffStoll wrote:
               | Took a year to write. Asynchronous I/O, I guess.
        
               | bigiain wrote:
               | So long as more than 365 people spent a day or more
               | reading it, you got your revenge on the universe... ;-)
        
           | JshWright wrote:
           | One of my (very sincerely held) goals in life is to be as
           | excited about _something_ as Cliff Stoll is about
           | _everything_.
        
           | Tepix wrote:
           | Same here, my copy from 1989 is still on my bookshelf. Thanks
           | for being inspiring!
        
           | alexdean wrote:
           | I just wanted to jump in and say the same thing. I had the
           | hardback of the Cuckoo's Egg as a teenager in the 90s. Huge
           | inspiration to me and I have worked in and around tech ever
           | since. Thank you.
        
           | cartoonworld wrote:
           | There was also a television adaptation, "The KGB, the
           | Computer, and Me" produced by PBS Nova in like 1992, starring
           | Clifford Stoll as Cliff Stoll!
           | 
           | Here is a bootlegged youtube link--it's the best I've got.
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGv5BqNL164
           | 
           | A legend!
        
             | kirillzubovsky wrote:
             | Fascinating movie, thank you for linking to it! I loved to
             | see what logging and tracing looked like back in the day.
             | Looks a lot more fun than just dumping terabytes to S3. I
             | also really enjoyed how stoked and energetic Cliff was
             | about the whole thing. What a gem!
        
             | belter wrote:
             | Thank you for the link. Amazing. And Cliff as himself ! I
             | read the book but just could not stop watching the
             | documentary.
             | 
             | Next time I am in Hannover will have to take a photo in
             | front of the flat. It got a repaint though...
             | 
             | https://www.google.com/maps/@52.371627,9.7208921,3a,53.1y,1
             | 3...
        
               | CliffStoll wrote:
               | Ooh ... I visited there way back when. Down where that
               | bike is parked there was a coin-operated cigarette
               | machine. And they sold Benson & Hedges ciggies (which
               | were the passwords that the hackers had chosen). Sends me
               | way back, Belter.
        
             | apendleton wrote:
             | It looks like archive.org also has it: https://archive.org/
             | details/The_KGB_The_Computer_and_Me_1990
        
             | MR4D wrote:
             | That you are linking to a bootleg copy of video on this
             | thread is...ironic, to say the least.
        
               | adolph wrote:
               | Well, it is unavailable on Amazon...
               | 
               | https://www.amazon.com/KGB-Computer-Me-VHS/dp/B00004Y50L
               | 
               | https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B000JLM0RQ/ref=atv
               | _dp...
        
               | ASalazarMX wrote:
               | Don't worry, I'm sure "AMVOOM The KGB, the Computer, and
               | Me" will be listed anytime soon.
        
           | beardyw wrote:
           | I read it only last year. A brilliant and now historical
           | book.
        
             | BuildTheRobots wrote:
             | Mind slightly blown. The Cookoo's Egg is a great book,
             | Cliff is amazing to watch in the Klein Bottle videos, but
             | I've only just realised they're the same person!
        
             | rbanffy wrote:
             | There's a movie about it, with Cliff Stoll himself on the
             | lead role.
        
               | incompatible wrote:
               | There's a movie about the hacker: 23 - Nichts ist so wie
               | es scheint.
        
               | rbanffy wrote:
               | That's true. I like both movies.
        
           | noefingway wrote:
           | a fantastic and inspirational read. also great cookie recipe!
           | made them many times
        
         | duxup wrote:
         | There was a story about a guy who had a self published book. He
         | was the only person printing / selling his book.
         | 
         | Until someone showed up on amazon and sold it too, they just
         | copied it and printed it themselves.
         | 
         | The copied book is identical, cover and all, images in the
         | Amazon listing too ... Amazon chose to do nothing.
        
           | lazyant wrote:
           | I have a similar issue; I have a $10 self published book on
           | Amazon and somebody re-listed with an earlier (like 1900!)
           | publication date, so it shows up first when looking for it
           | and it's listed at like $100.
           | 
           | I don't know who can fall for this in my case but I'm sure if
           | they can they have probably done this at scale. When I search
           | in Amazon I see a lot of results with wide range of prices so
           | I'm sure some people are just counting on showing up on
           | results, users being "lazy" and arbitraging the difference
           | between their listing and the cheapest vendor.
        
           | fourseventy wrote:
           | He should just sue for copyright infringement.
        
             | duxup wrote:
             | IIRC: Amazon won't tell him who it is and he suspects it's
             | just someone out of legal reach / as the book is just self
             | published his legal resources are pretty limited.
        
               | pbhjpbhj wrote:
               | Amazon are selling it; if it's tortuously acquired he can
               | sue them.
               | 
               |  _My opinion, not legal advice._
        
               | EricE wrote:
               | Which is what the infringers hope - and the major engine
               | driving much of Amazon's profits.
               | 
               | Fraud.
               | 
               | I remember when people used to (heck still do) get worked
               | up about Walmart but those same people not only order
               | from Amazon all the time, they even join B mans private
               | club (Prime).
        
               | kevin_thibedeau wrote:
               | You sue Amazon for contributory infringement. Subpoena
               | for the number of fraudulent copies they sold and then
               | press for triple damages plus all of your fees. Even if
               | that number is tiny you'll cost them much more in legal
               | bills.
        
               | wpietri wrote:
               | I'm not sure why I'd spend $50k forcing Amazon to spend
               | $250k. They can play that game a lot longer than me.
               | 
               | Honestly, all the stories in this thread make me very
               | glad I canceled my Prime subscription. I still use Amazon
               | occasionally, but now most of my purchases go direct.
               | With the exception of books; there I order from my local
               | bookstore.
        
         | code_duck wrote:
         | This borosilicate shortage sounds worrisome! I'm inactive now,
         | but did boro flamework for ~20 years and just wanted to say as
         | a fellow glassblower that I love what you do with glass.
        
         | GistNoesis wrote:
         | What about the following listing (first result for the search
         | "acme klein bottle" ) :
         | 
         | https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08YWM31V4 by "Brand: Cradle & Dew"
         | 
         | "Kleinverse Exquisite Glass Klein Bottle, Handmade Math &
         | Science Education Vase, Mobius Strip Glass Display for Gifts,
         | Geometry Decoration & Theorem Glass - Collab with Mr Cliff
         | Stoll" $74.90 + shipping
         | 
         | How linked to you is this ? Are these just reselling your
         | products or are they independently made ?
         | 
         | Edit : In the description it states "These Klein bottles are
         | proudly designed in Singapore, The Garden City".
        
           | zwaps wrote:
           | Seems they are also ripping off his product descriptions.
           | 
           | Anything that can be done to get these people off of amazon?
        
             | atatatat wrote:
             | Get it to affect their revenue somehow (people used to do
             | boycotts for things like this, but now everything is one
             | company, so what do we do?)
        
           | jfk13 wrote:
           | I was going to ask about this too -- my suspicious nature
           | immediately thinks they're improperly taking advantage of
           | Cliff's name to promote their product. But maybe there's a
           | genuine collaboration and it's all above board?
        
         | atlanta90210 wrote:
         | Big fan sir - thank you for all you have done and continue to
         | do.
        
         | prepend wrote:
         | Thanks for your book.
         | 
         | A friend recommended it to me as a "beach book" and I bought it
         | not knowing anything about it. Best beach book ever.
        
         | capitainenemo wrote:
         | Much love, I've read your site through, often times out loud to
         | family and coworkers. GL w/ Amazon. Minor nitpick. The link to
         | go back to top of page at the bottom of
         | https://kleinbottle.com/ links to index.htm and not index.html
         | and is thus a 404. I guess you could just link it to / or
         | ideally change <body bgcolor="#fff"> to <body id="top"
         | bgcolor="#fff"> and link to <a href="#top"> to avoid a new page
         | load.
        
           | capitainenemo wrote:
           | (if anyone's wondering, now fixed )
        
             | CliffStoll wrote:
             | Fixed, because of your help and advice. >Thank you!< -Cliff
             | (who stumbles over .htm and .html files)
        
         | shostack wrote:
         | Just wanted to say while your bottles are awesome, your under-
         | house storage and retrieval system is the stuff of my childhood
         | dreams and my claustrophobic adult nightmares.
         | 
         | How did you go about designing it? Was it fairly organic? Or
         | did you have the full plan from the beginning?
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | ggerules wrote:
         | Cliff, Thanks for being in this world. I still own my hardback
         | copy of "The Cuckoo's Egg" from 30 some odd years ago. I also
         | talk about the events that unfolded in that book to my
         | students! It's a great story!
        
         | TheSpiceIsLife wrote:
         | I love my Klein bottle earrings, there so tiny! Thanks Cliff!
        
         | js2 wrote:
         | You signed a copy of _The Cuckoo 's Egg_ for me, oh, maybe 30
         | years ago, which I still own. I just wanted to say thank you
         | for being a positive inspiration in my life.
         | 
         | Hot ziggitty!
         | 
         | https://ibb.co/8jy12Z8
         | 
         | https://ibb.co/Nxt7V6j
        
           | CliffStoll wrote:
           | Jay - that looks surprisingly like my signature. Wonder who
           | counterfeited it...                   Cheers,   -Cliff
        
         | jayspell wrote:
         | Cliff I love your website, it makes me all nostalgic for the
         | internet of the 90's / early 2000's - full of personality and
         | humor.
        
         | CliffStoll wrote:
         | My reciprocal appreciation to Fury, Atlanta/n, and Meester (and
         | my many other friends on Hacker News).
         | 
         | I deeply appreciate the kindness and support of the hacker
         | community - sends me back thirty five years to when I was
         | fooling with a Unix workstation and stumbled on a small
         | accounting error. Back then, I was surprised by the outpouring
         | of help, suggestions, and collaboration from other computer
         | folk.
         | 
         | At this moment, I again thank this community -- across decades
         | and across the globe, I'm heartened and happy to be one of the
         | gang.
         | 
         | Warm wishes all around,                      -Cliff
        
           | cwkoss wrote:
           | You seem like a really cool and interesting person, Cliff.
           | 
           | Do you still use the RC mini forklift for storage? I've
           | always thought that seemed like a lot of fun.
           | 
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg6woZULFeM
        
           | cowmix wrote:
           | When I had my little ISP in the early 90s, Cliff's book was
           | given to every new customer for the first few years.
        
           | smithza wrote:
           | Cliff, if you ever read this, I have a computer science book
           | club that could use reading suggestions. Thoughts? Anything
           | from management to best practices ... we will be adding your
           | seminal work to our list too :)
        
           | omgJustTest wrote:
           | Their blackhead remover product might be brand hijacking, but
           | their ACME Remover Product! it's the real deal. Just see this
           | review of their product:
           | 
           | "100% success at removing ACME (Klein bottles) from some
           | kids, parents, even works on some websites!" -Cliff Stoll (He
           | did not say this, its a joke!)
        
         | kabbalf wrote:
         | Hey Cliff, just wanted to say that the Klein bottle I bought in
         | 2014 or so is the best buying experience I've ever had. It's
         | still the only piece of home decoration I own. Thanks!
        
           | CliffStoll wrote:
           | Many thanks, indeed, Kabb. I hope the manifold is still
           | working after, uh, seven years. (You're aware, of course,
           | that it's covered by my exclusive 1,000,000 year guarantee.)
        
         | amluto wrote:
         | Have you considered filing an FTC complaint? The new FTC
         | commissioner actually seems to care about these things.
        
           | silexia wrote:
           | I second this!
        
         | lopis wrote:
         | So in 2015 [1] you said you ordered enough bottles for about 10
         | years, but you're already running out? That's quite the success
         | story you have there!
         | 
         | [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k3mVnRlQLU
        
           | CliffStoll wrote:
           | Lopis, you're right. Forward planning has never been my
           | strong suit, and backward planning doesn't seem to work for
           | me. There are some smart people in the world who can predict
           | demand. Not me!
           | 
           | And, about twenty minutes ago, I ran out of large Klein
           | bottles. It'll be September before I can get more, what with
           | shortages of borosilicate glass.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | chx wrote:
       | A mathematical side note: I might be woefully ignorant but I
       | thought it's not possible to make a Klein bottle in the real
       | world...?
       | 
       | This is not to belittle Stoll's work, it might be a model or
       | approximation... or I'm just missing something.
        
         | cperciva wrote:
         | You are correct. Stoll makes a projection of Klein bottles into
         | 3-space which results in them being self-intersecting.
        
           | CliffStoll wrote:
           | Yep, exactly.
        
         | onion2k wrote:
         | _I might be woefully ignorant but I thought it 's not possible
         | to make a Klein bottle in the real world...?_
         | 
         | I think Cliff Stoll sells 3D models of Klein bottles rather
         | than the impossible 4D version.
        
           | fortran77 wrote:
           | The 4D version is not impossible in 4D space.
        
             | taneq wrote:
             | Now you've got me wondering if it'd be possible to build a
             | 4D klein bottle by animating a 3D shape.
        
               | jcl wrote:
               | I imagine you could, and that it might not even be that
               | exciting...
               | 
               | Since a Klein bottle is just a cylinder with its ends
               | glued together a particular way, I think one way to sweep
               | out a Klein bottle through time would be to have a rubber
               | band split into two, then have each band travel along a
               | trajectory that brings them back together with the
               | correct orientation. The self intersection is easily
               | avoided by having one of the bands travel faster than the
               | other.
        
               | onion2k wrote:
               | _The self intersection is easily avoided by having one of
               | the bands travel faster than the other._
               | 
               | They'll still meet up again. It'll just take more
               | revolutions to get there. That doesn't avoid it.
        
             | sundarurfriend wrote:
             | An experimental test for N-D space string theories then!
        
       | greatgib wrote:
       | @CliffStoll : fyi, at the bottom of the linked page on your
       | website there is a link "TOP OF PAGE" that is broken!
       | 
       | It goes to a not found page.
        
         | CliffStoll wrote:
         | Sigh -- the price of maintaining a very antique, hand-coded
         | website. (blush)
        
           | CliffStoll wrote:
           | Fixed. it had pointed to index.htm (wow - that's an oldie).
        
       | notananthem wrote:
       | Amazon: _wrings hands_ HOW DO WE STOP MALICIOUS SELLERS?
        
       | xvector wrote:
       | These days I avoid Amazon where possible since so often it's just
       | cheap Chinese knockoffs or obviously returned products sold as
       | new.
       | 
       | B&H has been a godsend for tech, especially since there's no tax
       | with their card. Crutchfield/Headphones.com has been great for
       | speaker and audio gear. West Elm has a consistently premium
       | quality for kitchen, home, and furniture items (though furniture
       | is a story of its own, with even better vendors.)
       | Walmart/Target/BestBuy have been good for everything else.
       | 
       | If you're too lazy to figure out yourself which products are
       | quality, Wirecutter, NyMag, and Consumer Reports all perform
       | unbiased testing of multiple products in almost every product
       | segment I can think of.
       | 
       | And for simply next-level quality, nothing beats DIY. Personalize
       | the final product exactly to your specifications, choosing the
       | highest quality or even custom-machined parts with zero cost
       | cutting. Requires time and passion, however.
        
         | spyspy wrote:
         | If you're shopping for furniture I've found Room & Board to be
         | head and shoulders above the rest, in both quality and customer
         | care. No questions asked free returns are a godsend.
        
           | xvector wrote:
           | Indeed! Design Within Reach and AllModern are also quite good
           | for that mid-century modern aesthetic.
        
           | fmajid wrote:
           | Nope. All my Room & Board furniture bought 10 years ago
           | turned out to be duds, as I reviewed on Yelp 3 years ago:
           | 
           | Don't be fooled by the glitzy showrooms and "made in America"
           | promises of quality, this chain sells essentially disposable
           | furniture. When we were expecting our first child 7 years
           | ago, we moved from an apartment to a single-family home. We
           | wanted to also upgrade from IKEA and equivalent to proper
           | furniture. I bought some heirloom pieces from Thos. Moser (a
           | dining table, two end-chairs, a coffee table, a rocking chair
           | and two foot stools) but they are quite expensive, and we got
           | many other pieces from Room and Board: a queen bed,
           | nightstands, two dressers, six Thatcher dining chairs, Pisa
           | leaning bookshelves, side tables and a coffee table with
           | rounded angles). Unfortunately after 7 years the furniture
           | turned out to be much less durable than I expected. The
           | finish on the coffee table is worn and ugly, the bed required
           | extensive work even though we only use a mattress, no
           | boxsprings, and the spokes on the Thatcher chairs are coming
           | unglued. A proper Windsor chair like the Thatcher should have
           | "through-holed and wedged" construction that ensures the
           | spokes don't move. The Moser chairs have that, of course, and
           | in retrospect I deeply regret cheaping out. I could have
           | bought 2 buy-it-for-life Moser chairs for the price of the 6
           | Thatcher chairs that are now essentially kindling. To add
           | insult to injury, Room and Board refuses to stand by their
           | product and are refusing to repair them. In the Bay Area,
           | we've had good luck with Hoot Judkins furniture, which are
           | better quality for the price (not all though, they have a
           | wide range that goes from meh to Amish-grade).
        
             | stephencanon wrote:
             | Yeah, Thos. Moser is lovely and rock-solid stuff, but $$$$
             | and a very specific aesthetic, which you either like or you
             | don't (we have some Moser stuff in our bedroom, but not in
             | the rest of the house because it's not a great fit style-
             | wise).
             | 
             | We have Carl Hansen & Son dining table and chairs, which is
             | a considerably more modern look but still very solid
             | (noticeably more so than most DWR stuff), but again, $$$$
             | and a special order from Europe that took ~16 weeks.
        
         | tomnipotent wrote:
         | > B&H has been a godsend for tech
         | 
         | Let's hope they don't go the marketplace route while chasing
         | growth. Shopping on Amazon feels like late 90s eBay, guessing
         | whether or not the seller is going to screw you.
        
           | techrat wrote:
           | > Let's hope they don't go the marketplace route while
           | chasing growth.
           | 
           | I'm already hearing complaints about how B&H "isn't what they
           | used to be" because they're selling much more than their
           | original scope of audio visual equipment.
        
           | zmix wrote:
           | > [...] feels like late 90s eBay, guessing whether or not the
           | seller is going to screw you.
           | 
           | Has that become any better?
        
             | tomnipotent wrote:
             | I made a recent purchase for some networking equipment, but
             | the seller had 1k+ positive ratings in the last year.
             | Honestly, I ran across a lot of the same sellers on eBay as
             | I did Amazon (since eBay now sells a lot of new stuff).
        
         | awslattery wrote:
         | +1 for Crutchfield, a great price match/protection policy, and
         | support that is responsive yet not overbearingly so.
         | 
         | I would also add rtings.com; they do a great job of documenting
         | their process and the results themselves from their reviews
         | with incredible detail.
        
         | at-fates-hands wrote:
         | I've been doing the same thing for a few years now and for the
         | same reasons. I have accepted the fact in most cases I will pay
         | more, but at least for that extra cost, I can trust the sites
         | and the companies I'm buying from. I also try and find
         | something locally first, before heading to larger chain stores.
         | 
         | Perfect example is how I don't buy anything Apple on Ebay
         | anymore. WAY too many fakes, stolen or misrepresented stuff on
         | there now. Hard to get away from all the Chinese resellers
         | there either. I just buy directly from Apple. Yeap, its going
         | to cost a little extra, but I can take comfort knowing its not
         | going to be a fake or get something that was completely
         | misleading in the listing.
        
         | aikinai wrote:
         | I know most people here are in the US, but for anyone in Japan,
         | check out Yodobashi as an Amazon alternative. They have more
         | curated products and deliver most items the same day in the
         | Tokyo area for free with no subscription.
         | 
         | It's incredible you can have one tiny part delivered within
         | hours for free. I feel bad doing that though, so I always try
         | to cluster my orders just to be nice to their delivery people
         | and the environment.
        
           | NavinF wrote:
           | Google Shopping Express used to do that in San Jose. I once
           | ordered a toy spring for $3 with free shipping and had it
           | delivered in 2 hours so I could use it as a heater coil. Good
           | times
           | 
           | Within a couple of months they changed the policy to $75
           | minimum for free shipping. There are also fewer delivery
           | slots today relative to demand
        
         | z0xz0xz0x wrote:
         | Headphones.com is great!
        
           | xvector wrote:
           | 1-year return policy, fast customer support, and no tax! I
           | love them.
        
         | airhead969 wrote:
         | Free returns. The sellers eat that. It's dumb and lazy buyers
         | buying junk and not holding them accountable for the
        
           | smabie wrote:
           | I'm lazy and dumb it's true, but I like ordering off of
           | Amazon for most things. I just don't really care about the
           | 99% of things I am forced to buy in order to live a somewhat
           | comfortable existence. The most important thing I optimize
           | for is own time, and for that, Amazon is great.
           | 
           | That said, if you care about quality/stuff you buy a lot more
           | than I do, Amazon is a pretty terrible place to shop most of
           | the time. I've encountered this when I want to buy nice
           | stuff, for example a nice and expensive wooden desk. Seems
           | like that's pretty impossible to do on Amazon, as cheap
           | garbage seems to be the name of the game.
        
           | xvector wrote:
           | To be fair, all the vendors I listed do free returns.
        
         | hatsunearu wrote:
         | > B&H has been a godsend for tech, especially since there's no
         | tax with their card.
         | 
         | Wait, explain this for me?
        
           | xvector wrote:
           | The B&H PayBoo card gives you a discount on their store
           | equivalent to your state's tax. It's saved me thousands.
        
         | ChuckMcM wrote:
         | Exactly right. Watching Ebay and Amazon converge on being
         | "Aliexpress" has really made me sad. I understand the folks who
         | are measuring themselves by how effectively they promise
         | quality and deliver crap to their customers. I understand their
         | goal is maximum profit as their best score. And I understand
         | that enough of the market doesn't care that it is crap that
         | they prefer this over a quality good.
         | 
         | Back when Walmart started and everyone was all about "wow,
         | their prices are great!" and nary a mention of their quality. I
         | realized that Walmart was going to do the same thing to
         | groceries.
         | 
         | Without re-invigorating the UCC with stronger consumer
         | protections so that the "costs" are born not individually by
         | consumers but by the market maker who pushes an inferior
         | product, I don't see it getting much better.
        
           | microtherion wrote:
           | That does not seem a fair characterization of AliExpress,
           | which does not commingle inventory, does not allow review
           | hijacking, and where, in my experience, sellers usually are
           | quite accommodating about settling disputes on reasonable
           | terms.
        
           | at-fates-hands wrote:
           | >> Aliexpress
           | 
           | I used to buy a lot of cheap things on there, then something
           | interesting started happening. Every time I made a purchase
           | on there, literally a few weeks later, I would start getting
           | fraudulent charges on my card. Thank god, my bank would call
           | and ask, "Are you in Paris France right now? Someone just
           | tried to purchase 3,000 euros worth of clothing on your
           | card."
           | 
           | I haven't bought anything on there for about 5 years now and
           | remarkably as soon as I stopped buying stuff off of their
           | site, I have yet to have my cc number end up on some carders
           | market and deal with getting a new credit card.
           | 
           | I also did some research and found out many, many, many
           | people have had the same issues with bad charges showing up
           | on their card after making purchases on that site.
        
             | mkl wrote:
             | I don't think I've had that problem, having bought
             | literally hundreds of things from AliExpress. Were the
             | fraudulent charges from AliExpress or other companies?
        
             | Animats wrote:
             | Yes. I was annoyed when Bank of America discontinued the
             | feature that allowed me to create a single-used credit card
             | number and fund it with a limited amount of money. That was
             | a good solution to the bogus charges problem. But it was so
             | hidden on the BofA site that few used it.
             | 
             | I'd like to have that service back.
        
               | xvector wrote:
               | Privacy.com has been awesome for this and integrates with
               | 1Password.
        
               | Animats wrote:
               | I wouldn't trust Privacy.com with money. Read their terms
               | and conditions. They're much worse than the normal
               | obligations of a bank issuing credit cards. They disclaim
               | responsibility for mistakes and fraud. And they charge 3%
               | extra for doing that.
        
             | megous wrote:
             | I've made hundreds of orders there for all kinds of
             | electronic components over 8 years, and I had one lost
             | package and one seller trying to sell badly refurbished
             | power adapter, and maybe one or two fake Samsung uSD cards
             | (died in 2 years of "constant" use in a SBC, which is a bit
             | too soon). No card issues whatsoever (I never click "save
             | the card" for later use).
             | 
             | Buying things from ax was great for me as someone with EE
             | as a hobby.
        
           | infogulch wrote:
           | I don't know how this can be solved with regulation though.
           | What is "superior" about the better product? Tolerances?
           | Documentation? Customer service? The ineffable reflection of
           | the divine? (...) As soon as you put a target on any of those
           | measures Goodhart's law rears its ugly head. This strategy is
           | like trying to grab a greased ball bearing with a pair of
           | tweezers.
           | 
           | The most efficient way for the customer to compare the
           | relative value of two products is for the quality to be
           | factored into the price exactly, with all externalities
           | realized up front. But how to design such a scheme that isn't
           | instantly gamed into oblivion is unclear to me.
           | 
           | It's like the value we're looking for is the depth of it's
           | "truth", if you grant me poetic license to use that phasing,
           | but that definition is not specific enough to be actionable.
        
             | ChuckMcM wrote:
             | Regulating warranties and 'fitness for purpose' are both
             | ways in which the state can enforce a level of
             | quality/reliability on the manufacture of goods.
             | 
             | As an example, let's say your jurisdiction decides to make
             | the following requirements on the manufacturers of food
             | refrigerators;
             | 
             | 1) The refrigerator must have a working lifetime of no less
             | than 10 years from the date of sale, when maintained per
             | the manual.
             | 
             | 2) Repair parts for the refrigerator must be available for
             | 20 years past the date of the last sale of the refrigerator
             | to a resale outlet.
             | 
             | 3) Information on the serviceability and repair of the
             | refrigerator must be available to any party for a
             | reasonable and non-discriminatory cost.
             | 
             | Those regulations say nothing about how much you can
             | charge, how you manufacture it, or how you differentiate it
             | from your competitors, they just make a requirement that
             | the person who buys it can rely on it for 10 years and that
             | if it breaks you must repair or replace it to give them the
             | full 10 year lifetime they expected when they bought it.
             | 
             | What that does is force choices in design, manufacturing,
             | and materials that reduce cost at the expense of expected
             | lifetime back on to the manufacturer. As a result they gain
             | no advantage by using cheaper stuff that fails more readily
             | to get a cheaper price to "undercut" the guys who make the
             | 10 year refrigerator.
        
         | ElViajero wrote:
         | > If you're too lazy to figure out yourself which products are
         | quality
         | 
         | Amazon is a gambling company. People buys things with the hope
         | that, this time, they are getting a bargain. And, as any
         | gambling company, the customers will lose in the long term.
         | 
         | But, people gets addicted to gambling. Maybe next item, maybe I
         | will do a smart purchase. The more randomized the experience
         | the more irrational the consumer.
         | 
         | I prefer traditional business that follow regulations and are
         | subjects to my country laws. I used Amazon when it started,
         | because they had a great recommendation engine for books. Even
         | that is now a shitshow that offers you what Amazon wants to
         | sell regardless of what you look for.
         | 
         | Amazon works as intended, and that is terrifying.
         | 
         | p.d.: People is not lazy. It is just that most people are not
         | experts on the products that they purchase, and they are
         | already spending a lot of their time working hard and taking
         | care of their families to add another ten hours of
         | investigation to purchase a pair of shoes.
        
         | jamestnz wrote:
         | I stumbled upon an unusual policy when trying to order from B&H
         | the first time. They are not open for business on Shabbat (NYC
         | local time), and this includes their online checkout!
         | 
         | I could fill up my cart, but had to come back later to do my
         | purchase.
        
           | TchoBeer wrote:
           | Woah, I did not know B&H was an orthodox institution! That's
           | quite neat.
        
             | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
             | Very much so.
             | 
             | It's an amazing retail space. They have this awesome
             | overhead rail system for delivering goods, and their
             | checkout resembles customs at an airport (a bit
             | disconcerting).
        
           | nanidin wrote:
           | It's a bit strange because if you go to actual Israel, there
           | are ways around Shabbat rules that align with the
           | Torah/Talmud. For example, on Shabbat, there is an elevator
           | that stops at every floor (so no one has to push the button).
           | 
           | It's also my understanding that it's kosher for gentiles to
           | perform actions outside of the constraints of the rules of
           | Judaism, like turning on/off fans on behalf of those
           | respecting the rules of the sabbath.
        
             | amscanne wrote:
             | > there are ways around Shabbat rules that align with the
             | Torah/Talmud
             | 
             | As with any religious practices, there's a wide spectrum of
             | how people follow or don't follow the doctrine. There's no
             | shortage of Rabbis who have haggled over the fine details
             | of how they apply to modern society, like your elevator
             | example.
             | 
             | Personally, I like the idea of aligning and adapting the
             | general intent as opposed to rule hacking, and it's neat to
             | leave that cultural stamp on the business (at some cost,
             | I'm sure).
        
           | wyldfire wrote:
           | I respect people's religions but adherence to constraints
           | like these -- to the extent that the automatons cannot even
           | work -- are silly.
        
             | fmajid wrote:
             | They used to do transactions on Shabbat, then they stopped,
             | presumably the Satmar Hasidic rabbi must have issued a
             | ruling that it wasn't allowed.
             | 
             | Sure, it's a minor annoyance, but compare that with the
             | nontheistic amorality of Amazon and their everything-goes
             | train wreck of a marketplace (worse than eBay at its worst)
             | and you'll understand why I only buy my computers,
             | electronics and photo gear from B&H.
        
             | neilv wrote:
             | IIUC, it's a religious/cultural observance that's very
             | important to them, I think a kind of reminder. I'd say
             | respecting that means respecting that.
             | 
             | Also, I _loved_ B &H when I was seriously into photography,
             | and even if the closed days had been a practical
             | inconvenience (they weren't, IME), it would've still been
             | worthwhile.
             | 
             | Speculating... Maybe something in the culture of dutiful
             | adherence also helped them to provide such well-respected
             | service at great prices? Diversity is good.
        
             | fortran77 wrote:
             | You can't say you respect my religion and then call me
             | silly at the same time. Perhaps you're the one that's
             | silly.
        
               | tomc1985 wrote:
               | Silliness and respect are mutually exclusive?
        
               | hanche wrote:
               | I think respect is for people, not religions. I don't
               | even know what it means to respect a religion, unless you
               | adhere to it. Respect for people includes respecting
               | their right to practice their religion, even if you think
               | it is silly. That respect also means you don't go out of
               | your way to point fingers and laugh at every opportunity,
               | but not the obligation to keep your opinion secret
               | either. Due respect can be a difficult balancing act
               | sometimes.
        
             | vincnetas wrote:
             | Let's take this to extreme. Commandment "Thou shalt not
             | kill", would it be ok to let automatons kill instead of you
             | and this would not be considered sin? (playing devils
             | advocate)
        
               | taneq wrote:
               | If the ONLY reason you're not killing people is the fifth
               | of the Ten Commandments then we have bigger issues than
               | "are sentry turrets OK".
        
               | Qwertious wrote:
               | Building (and activating) a machine that's designed to
               | kill, obviously violates the "thou shalt not kill" and
               | makes you an attempted murderer the moment you activate
               | it. But the actual moment of killing? You're literally
               | not doing that (you could be sleeping or have forgotten
               | about the machine, at the moment it first kills).
               | 
               | Similarly, _building the e-commerce machine_ obviously
               | can 't be done on the sabbath, but if it's already
               | running then you're not actually working.
               | 
               | For example, suppose you push a rock off a huge cliff. If
               | the rock tumbles for a full week after you push it, were
               | you pushing it off a cliff for the full week (including
               | the sabbath)? Or did you only push it the one time on a
               | tuesday?
        
             | sombremesa wrote:
             | Well, the website being up and somewhat usable means the
             | automatons are working. Makes this policy even more
             | nonsensical.
        
           | frereubu wrote:
           | A friend of mine worked with some Plymouth Brethren who
           | wouldn't use computers, but had a stationery company. They
           | employed someone else to build them a website and run it,
           | then print out the orders and hand them over. I've not heard
           | of a religious order that didn't even want to allow people
           | outside the order to "break" the rules. Although perhaps it's
           | something about money ending up in their bank account?
        
           | xvector wrote:
           | True. B&H is sort of unusual in this regards, but from what I
           | hear their employees are treated well, and the lack of tax is
           | well worth it!
        
             | spoonjim wrote:
             | Note that B&H has been sued for discriminating against its
             | non-Jewish employees:
             | 
             | https://m.jpost.com/diaspora/new-lawsuit-claims-b-and-h-
             | disc...
        
               | xvector wrote:
               | That's horrible. Thanks for letting me know!
        
               | vtail wrote:
               | Could you please clarify what do you think is horrible?
               | Anyone can sue anyone in the US, for any reason, and
               | allege a lot of bad things. It also true that cost of
               | litigation is often much, much higher than a settlement -
               | e.g. the 3 employee suing asked for $200k in damages,
               | which I assume is just an opening offer. A reasonable
               | lawyer can easily cost upwards of $500/hr, and require
               | many, many hours of work even if the process never gets
               | to the court.
               | 
               | My close friend is been sued for ridiculous reasons by
               | ex-partners. It already costed him $750k in legal
               | fees,and although he is very likely to win the case, it's
               | expected to take another 2 years before the case is
               | resolved, at which point he will be allowed to file for
               | recovering his costs (easily anothe couple of years).
        
               | Rantenki wrote:
               | It's not a mere allegation, they lost a similar suit
               | about hispanic employees, and had a HUGE settlement
               | ruling against them: https://www.eeoc.gov/newsroom/eeoc-
               | and-b-h-reach-43-million-...
               | 
               | They've been proven to discriminate, in a court of law.
               | I'd give this new lawsuit the benefit of the doubt.
        
               | vtail wrote:
               | Thank you, this is important context I was not aware of,
               | although to be fair, these events happened 10 years prior
               | to the new case.
        
               | DetroitThrow wrote:
               | >Could you please clarify what do you think is horrible
               | [about an employee discrimination lawsuit]?
               | 
               | I wonder why so many forum users frame statements they
               | want to make as questions which challenge innocent
               | comments.
        
               | gilrain wrote:
               | There is a term for it: JAQing off. Just Asking
               | Questions. It's used to put forward a distasteful
               | argument without actually standing behind it.
               | 
               | As in, "Why are you getting heated? I'm not condoning
               | [whatever], I'm just asking questions."
        
               | vtail wrote:
               | You may well think so, but I was asking an honest
               | question. I don't think it's distasteful to doubt any
               | allegations, esp. when missing some context, in this
               | case, 10 years old judgement against B&H.
        
               | spoonjim wrote:
               | But you should probably examine why you were so quick to
               | assume that the allegations were baseless.
        
             | cfqycwz wrote:
             | Fwiw there has been some history of B&H workers being
             | treated fairly not-well. I encourage reading past the first
             | few paragraphs of this article as it's not all "union
             | stuff"--there are lawsuits, DOL complaints, and OSHA fines
             | as well:
             | 
             | https://gothamist.com/news/bh-photo-workers-strike-on-may-
             | da...
        
               | ixtli wrote:
               | Thank you for pointing this out. I live in the area and
               | showed up for the pickets when they fired all of their
               | warehouse employees for complaining about unsafe working
               | conditions.
               | 
               | If possible use Adorama or some competitor.
        
               | xvector wrote:
               | Interesting, thank you!
        
         | DenverCode wrote:
         | Regarding headphones.com, I just ordered a pair of HD6xx
         | headphones off drop.com and it was an amazing experience as
         | well.
        
         | tomaskafka wrote:
         | > Wirecutter, NyMag, and Consumer Reports all perform unbiased
         | testing of multiple products in almost every product segment I
         | can think of. Oh no, they absolutely don't. Wirecutter performs
         | some subjective testing, but they get paid for a choice of a
         | products to test and promote. If you watch any category for a
         | while, you can witness a top product (or multiple top products
         | of a same brand) disappear overnight to be be replaced without
         | a trace by another 'reviewer's favourite'. What did change
         | overnight? Did Anker stop making the best budget chargers? No,
         | their business deal with Wirecutter just expired and another
         | brand took their place in paying for 'independent review'.
        
           | larrybud wrote:
           | That's a pretty strong accusation to make. Do you have
           | evidence?
           | 
           | Wirecutter says "our writers and editors are never made aware
           | of or influenced by which companies have affiliate
           | relationships with our business team."
           | 
           | And elsewhere on the site: "The reputation of Wirecutter and
           | its parent company, The New York Times, rests on our vigorous
           | reporting, editorial integrity, and avoidance of actual or
           | even perceived conflicts of interest."
           | 
           | Are you saying this is a lie / outright deception?
           | 
           | And, fwiw, they indeed still review & recommend Anker
           | changers; see this review where the #1 choice is currently an
           | Anker model: https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/reviews/best-
           | multiport-us...
        
       | curation wrote:
       | I blame Zizek and his 2020 book Sex & the Failed Absolute who
       | link unorientables (klein bottle, crosscap and Mobius) to
       | unfinished human subjectivity.
        
       | giggly_gopher wrote:
       | I got the baby Klein bottle from Cliff years ago. Nice little
       | nerd tchotchke for the mantelpiece. He also wrote an awesome
       | account of a KGB internet hacking from in the 80s:
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cuckoo%27s_Egg_(book)
        
       | mtnGoat wrote:
       | One more piece of proof Amazon lost its soul in the pursuit of
       | the all mighty dollar. Maybe federal court will help then find it
       | again.
        
       | SavantIdiot wrote:
       | I went to Amazon.com, searched for a Acme Klien Bottle and got a
       | "Cradle and Dew" brand bottle "collab with Mr Cliff Stoll."
       | 
       | Not a "blackhead" remover. I'm confused. Is that not Cliff's
       | bottle?
       | 
       | EDIT: Apparently it has been fixed. Still, WTF, Amazon?
        
         | Willson50 wrote:
         | You can see the old link on Google still
         | https://www.google.com/search?q=Klein+Bottle+amazon
        
       | kgeist wrote:
       | Why does it matter that it's a foreign seller? The title sounds a
       | little xenophobic.
        
         | mard wrote:
         | It matters because you could sue a domestic seller for
         | trademark infringement. It's much harder to do so if the seller
         | is under jurisdiction where US trademark law does not apply.
        
       | mrcodedude wrote:
       | https://smile.amazon.com/Acme-Klein-Bottle-Handmade-Glass/dp...
       | 
       | I think this is the item.
        
         | varenc wrote:
         | Direct link to buy one from Cliff Stoll on Amazon:
         | https://www.amazon.com/Acme-Klein-Bottle-Handmade-Glass/dp/B...
         | 
         | (but you should actually buy from his website)
        
           | CliffStoll wrote:
           | Thank you Mr. Varenc and Mr. Code, Yes, that's what's left of
           | what used to be my Amazon Klein bottle listing. Note that
           | what used to be Klein Bottle by Cliff Stoll is now Amvoom
           | Klein Bottle. Although I created the listing 4 or 5 years
           | ago, I'm now unable to edit or change the listing. I've
           | bumped up my price sufficiently high, in hopes that nobody
           | will buy from there.
        
             | techrat wrote:
             | Seems you got Amazon's attention. Both links are broken and
             | searching for Amvoom Klein Bottle results in nothing
             | relevant.
        
       | dflock wrote:
       | That sucks. Nice write-up of how this scam works, I wasn't aware
       | of the details previously.
       | 
       | Also, if anyone is unaware, this is this Clifford Stoll:
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clifford_Stoll - who wrote this
       | brilliant (and true) book:
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cuckoo%27s_Egg_(book) - which
       | is a really good read and perfect for HN.
        
         | CliffStoll wrote:
         | Thanks, DFlock. As you realize, writing up what happens is a
         | necessary part of fixing a problem. That's why I wrote Cuckoo's
         | Egg. I'm gratified that my own community has responded; perhaps
         | someone at Amazon will pick up on this.
        
           | CliffStoll wrote:
           | A minute ago, I added a few more details to my website-
           | writeup.
        
           | renw0rp wrote:
           | I've read your book a couple of years ago. When I saw your
           | name on hacker news I thought it sounded familiar!
        
         | 29athrowaway wrote:
         | There's this documentary about him too: "The KGB, the Computer,
         | and Me" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGv5BqNL164
        
         | mprovost wrote:
         | His TED talk is amazing, his energy for learning is so
         | infectious. I just meant to post the link here but had to watch
         | the whole thing again!
         | 
         | https://www.ted.com/talks/clifford_stoll_the_call_to_learn?l...
        
           | indigodaddy wrote:
           | There's a Cliff Stoll Ted Talk!?? I've read the book and
           | watched the complimentary PBS side piece, but wasn't aware of
           | a ted talk, thanks!
        
             | CliffStoll wrote:
             | Sigh - sends me back 15 years or so.
             | 
             | I'd prepared a 1 hour talk. When I was about to go on
             | stage, they told me that I had only 15 minutes. So, well, I
             | remembered one of the few things I learned in grad school:
             | talk fast and don't give 'em a standing target.
             | 
             | Covered my points and finished in, yep, 18 minutes.
        
               | elwell wrote:
               | I saw that talk a long time ago, but I can still hear you
               | saying "I would _dearly_ love to talk about one-sided
               | objects! " I appreciate your infectious energy.
        
               | arp242 wrote:
               | Well, I bought a Klein bottle and knitted Klein hat after
               | seeing that talk many years ago, so it wasn't entirely
               | useless :-)
               | 
               | I still have the hat. I no longer have the bottle as I
               | moved to the other side of the world a number of years
               | ago, and after inquiring with some mathematician friends
               | it turned out that four-dimensional glass bottles are not
               | compatible with three-dimensional backpacks :-/
               | 
               | When I got the package it was covered in hand-written
               | notes; gosh, I don't remember what it said exactly, but
               | it was hilarious; somehow you even managed to put some
               | joke in Dutch on it. I wanted to email something back but
               | I was shy and didn't know what to say. So, about a decade
               | too late, thanks! Not only was I very happy with the
               | bottle, the packaging absolutely made my day all those
               | years ago.
        
               | aerospace_guy wrote:
               | I just watched this for the first time. Your energy is
               | infectious and inspiring.
               | 
               | Thank you for what you do.
        
         | davidw wrote:
         | He has occasionally stopped by this site:
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/user?id=CliffStoll
        
           | CliffStoll wrote:
           | And, still do occasionally stop by! (woke up from sleeping,
           | and a heavy load on my raspberry-pi web server told me
           | something was happening...)
        
             | billpg wrote:
             | Wait, your web server is a Raspberry PI, and its holding up
             | while being on the HN front page.
             | 
             | Do you have a caching service in front maybe?
        
               | CliffStoll wrote:
               | Hi Bill,
               | 
               | Yep. Cloudflare is out front, so the actual load on the
               | rasp-pi is mitigated by their content-delivery network.
               | 
               | Then, too, my website is almost entirely simple html with
               | compressed images, so there's not a lot of bytes to
               | shovel.
               | 
               | Here in Berkeley/Oakland, Sonic.net has strung quality
               | fiber-optic, so there's 1Gbit to my house. That lets me
               | keep up with things. However, they only give a dynamic ip
               | address;, so my pi must keep track of its address and
               | tell Cloudflare whenever it changes.
               | 
               | Works surprisingly well - from /top/ I see about several
               | dozen simultaneous users (thank you!), and the cpu temp
               | is about 2 degrees above its normal of 50C
               | 
               | The raspberry pi itself is in the crawlspace under my
               | home, fed through a Ubiquity edge router. Much fun,
               | playing with Unix (oops, I mean Linux) -- sends me back
               | to days of yore when everything happened from your
               | command lines.
        
               | jgrahamc wrote:
               | Cliff...
               | 
               | 1. I met you in Kepler's when Silicon Snake Oil came out
               | and we talked about something and you wrote in the inside
               | "I hear you, John". I don't know what we discussed!
               | 
               | 2. I am now Cloudflare's CTO and if you want to avoid the
               | dynamic IP address problem you can use Cloudflare Tunnel
               | to connect to us (rather than us to you).
               | https://www.cloudflare.com/products/tunnel/
        
               | CliffStoll wrote:
               | Yikes! Good stuff! (Just last week I was about to bump up
               | my Cloudflare account. This seals it!)
               | 
               | And that Kepler's talk? Happy memories, indeed. They
               | "paid" me for my talk by saying that I could have a copy
               | of any book in the store. I chose the Times World Atlas
               | (a way-big book of maps). The manager's face suddenly
               | dropped -- and then I told 'em that I'd pay full list
               | price if all of their employees sound sign the book.
               | Result: I now have a terrific atlas of maps, with a dozen
               | signatures of book people. (two of them visited me last
               | year and I showed them their signatures from decades ago
               | -- very sweet!)
               | 
               | Meanwhile, I gotta send out some of the tsunami of Klein
               | bottle orders. But Cloudflare tunnel? Here I come!
        
               | jgrahamc wrote:
               | Let me know (jgc AT cloudflare DOT com) if you need help
               | with Tunnel.
        
               | eatonphil wrote:
               | From personal experience, any cheap vps that can serve
               | static pages will stand the front of HN.
               | 
               | The blogs that go down here typically back every request
               | by MySQL (ahem, WordPress) which is totally unnecessary
               | and often actively harmful since MySQL has very low
               | default total connections allowed.
               | 
               | The point being: don't serve requests backed by a
               | database unless the results are likely to change very
               | dynamically!
        
               | beermonster wrote:
               | No need to even get a cheap VPS. You can just serve up
               | static content in an S3 bucket or similar.
        
               | eatonphil wrote:
               | For sure. I've used Github Pages (free site hosting) for
               | a few years now. I'm leaning back toward VPS though so
               | that I can do access log analysis rather than depend on
               | Google Analytics.
               | 
               | But the point was to make a comparison to a Raspberry Pi
               | and emphasize that you do not special compute to
               | withstand thousands of page views. Even S3 and GH Pages
               | are overkill in terms of the compute behind both of them
               | vs. what you need minimally.
        
               | toast0 wrote:
               | > The blogs that go down here typically back every
               | request by MySQL (ahem, WordPress) which is totally
               | unnecessary and often actively harmful since MySQL has
               | very low default total connections allowed.
               | 
               | WordPress is not my favorite thing and some of the
               | available plug-ins do terrible things with MySQL, but the
               | problem is not too low default connections; it's too many
               | PHP workers. WordPress is generally focused enough that
               | most of the wall time is spent in waiting for the
               | database, so you want to optimize for throughput; one or
               | two workers per cpu thread is plenty for that. More
               | concurrency than execution available reduces throughput,
               | so it's better to queue requests in your http layer than
               | to process multiple at once.
               | 
               | Large numbers of MySQL connections are more appropriate
               | when the web pages do a mix of things, but more/mostly
               | idle DB wise; in that case, you might still want
               | persistent connections to reduce round trips before a
               | query, but are less likely to have a query backlog large
               | enough where task switching overhead becomes significant.
        
               | eatonphil wrote:
               | That makes sense, thanks for clarifying.
        
               | billpg wrote:
               | If you'll excuse me, I'm going to be looking at HTML
               | cache add-ons for my WordPress site.
        
               | eatonphil wrote:
               | Yes you can do that or there are static site generators
               | backed by MySQL too. So your data and configuration site
               | can still be dynamic but your served site will be
               | completely static.
               | 
               | The only difference between this and adding a cache is
               | that the cache is another piece of software in your
               | production stack.
        
               | Axien wrote:
               | Can you recommend a good static site generator?
        
               | beermonster wrote:
               | When my friends webserver died and they had no backups, I
               | found the wayback machine was s good (historic) static
               | site generator ;-) Just mirror it from there and voila.
        
               | eatonphil wrote:
               | For WordPress? No. I don't use it. I just know SSGs for
               | it exists and not enough people/companies use it (when
               | they're using WP in the first place). :)
               | 
               | Vanilla SSGs are so simple I ended up writing a basic one
               | out of a markdown and jinja parser in Python every time
               | (for example: https://github.com/eatonphil/notes.eatonphi
               | l.com/blob/master...).
               | 
               | If I were not lazy I might learn one of the major ones
               | like Hugo.
               | 
               | It doesn't matter what SSG you pick, they all produce the
               | exact same kind of thing.
        
               | cyberge99 wrote:
               | Hexo is a good and fast lightweight generator.
        
             | indigodaddy wrote:
             | Hah! That's funny and cool. I mean hot.
        
         | nxpnsv wrote:
         | Also, he did a numberphile podcast which was truly fantastic. I
         | laughed and cried. Do listen to it.
        
           | erk__ wrote:
           | Here is a link to the youtube version:
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxdcBD4ppF0
           | 
           | And I will double up and say it is a great episode of a great
           | podcast.
        
         | mijoharas wrote:
         | Ahhh... unfortunately there's no kindle version. (I'm too
         | inundated with paper books that I tend to stick with digital
         | for new purchases).
         | 
         | Out of interest, is it publishing companies that make digital
         | versions of books, or is it up to the author themselves to do
         | that?
         | 
         | (And if it's the latter this is a small request to Clifford to
         | consider it if it's not too much of an arduous task. And
         | provided their relationship with amazon isn't too soured by the
         | current situation, which I could understand if it is).
        
         | gfaure wrote:
         | He's also a connoisseur and collector of slide rules and the
         | Curta mechanical calculator!
         | 
         | Here's a video of him describing how the Curta performs
         | arithmetic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OynMJB-2J1o -- as
         | well as the SciAm article he wrote on them:
         | http://www.mycurta.com/Calculator.pdf
        
           | CliffStoll wrote:
           | Connoisseur? Naw! Stop by my place and you'll see a messy
           | collection of oddball things ranging from some old
           | calculators to stacks of old books. I received a Curta
           | Calculator from my astronomy mentor, Ernst Both, when he got
           | an HP-35 around 1973. I was one of his students; today, I
           | can't look at it without thinking happy thoughts using a
           | spectrohelioscope to understand sunspot magnetic fields. But
           | that's another story...
        
             | gfaure wrote:
             | Wow, I'm honoured to hear from someone who loves these old
             | calculating devices as much as I do! I have a Curta II and
             | a number of the HP Voyager calculators from the 80s (11C,
             | 15C, 16C), but the one that takes the pride of place in my
             | collection has to be the Curta. Looking forward to adding a
             | Klein bottle or beanie to my collection some day, too.
        
         | RobertoG wrote:
         | >>"Nice write-up of how this scam works, I wasn't aware of the
         | details previously."
         | 
         | I still don't understand how it works. Why can somebody owning
         | something called "Amvoom" claim something called "Acme Klein
         | Bottle"?
         | 
         | An even if they legally own the brand, how keeping the reviews
         | when moving the brand to the new owner is the proper thing to
         | do for the customers? By definition, the reviews are for
         | another provider. I don't get it.
        
           | s_fischer wrote:
           | My best guess is that amazon is using the entities associated
           | with the registered trademark as some form of proof of
           | identity. So since there was no registered trademark for Acme
           | Klein Bottle, there was nothing to compare the new identity
           | to when Amvoom submitted their request.
           | 
           | I really hope I'm wrong though because this sounds like a
           | very lazy and flawed system.
        
             | alisonkisk wrote:
             | > a very lazy and flawed system.
             | 
             | That's how you make $100B, not by "doing things that don't
             | scale" like handwriting thankyou notes to every customer.
        
               | CliffStoll wrote:
               | Allson, your comment hits home. I _like_ to scribble
               | thank you notes to customers. I was brought up that way.
               | Anyhow, sooner or later, I 'll meet the person who bought
               | that Klein bottle - so I'd like to have a good feeling
               | ahead of time.
        
         | adrian_mrd wrote:
         | Has anyone read his other book 'Silicon Snake Oil' [1] from
         | 1995 lately?
         | 
         | Sounds like most of his predictions in it (eg e-commerce will
         | fail, digital books will not be viable, etc) were wildly off
         | the mark - but were any prescient?
         | 
         | [1] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicon_Snake_Oil
        
           | wombatpm wrote:
           | I read in 1995 when it came out. My take away - searching is
           | not the same as browsing, and something is lost when
           | serendipity is removed from the process. And the internet
           | works for a certain mindset to the detriment of other points
           | of view
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | alisonkisk wrote:
           | He completely missed the boat about how Moore's Law would
           | improve upon the power of early prototypes. It's a classic
           | case of underestimating the power of exponential growth by
           | visualizing it as low-order polynomial, and missing that
           | "digital is worse than analog" is a problem that can be
           | solved by increasing the scale of digital power.
           | 
           | But he was right about tech will enable and amplify the worst
           | in social behaviors.
        
           | teraflop wrote:
           | Just from skimming through the book, it seems like its
           | central thesis is an enumeration of all the ways in which
           | computers and the Internet are terrible, accompanied by
           | predictions that none of those flaws are ever likely to
           | change. So it's not really a matter of any of his predictions
           | being "prescient", it's just that some things have improved
           | drastically, and others less so.
           | 
           | For example, he complains that nobody will want to look up
           | information from computerized databases because CD-ROMs are
           | too slow; consumers won't shop online because they can't pay
           | securely; retailers won't rely on e-commerce because too few
           | customers have Internet access; nobody will want e-books
           | because you can't read them on the subway; there's no way to
           | effectively search for content online; digital art will never
           | surpass clip art and crude photoshops; it's impossible for
           | networks to be secure because data and credentials are
           | unencrypted; and so on.
           | 
           | On the bright side, he thinks that at least nobody will need
           | to worry about online privacy, because it will be too
           | cumbersome for anyone to effectively maintain databases of
           | personal information.
           | 
           | But on the other hand, with some of his observations, it's at
           | least arguable that they still hold true 25 years later:
           | 
           | > Anyone can post messages to the net. Practically everyone
           | does. The resulting cacophony drowns out serious discussion.
           | Online debates of tough issues are often polarized by
           | messages taking extreme positions.
           | 
           | > An original IBM PC, now over ten years old, is fully
           | obsolete. Likely, it will still work perfectly and do
           | everything it was build for; after all, the silicon and
           | copper haven't deteriorated. But you can't get software for
           | it any longer.
           | 
           | > A word processor may last two years before the next
           | version. These upgrades likely add as many new bugs as are
           | patched, and result in a bigger, more complex program. One
           | that's less and less compatible with old files. [...]
           | Curiously, as computer hardware gets faster, programs run
           | slower.
           | 
           | > Photo retouching isn't new. Digital image processing,
           | however, can be so extensive yet undetectable that it
           | undermines the foundation of photojournalism -- that seeing
           | is believing.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | soheil wrote:
       | What is the purpose of a Klein bottle for those of us not in the
       | know? Can you store food in it or is it just the geometrical
       | shape that fascinates children?
        
         | gnopgnip wrote:
         | It is a 3d representation of a 4d object that is basically the
         | equivalent of a 4d mobius strip. There is only one side, no
         | edges, and in 4d it doesn't bisect itself. You could store a
         | liquid in it, but it is impractical to clean or drink from.
         | Mostly mathematicians would be interested in it, as a novelty.
        
           | soheil wrote:
           | Why can't we have even a cooler 5d object represented in 3d
           | and sell that on Amazon?
        
       | 238475235243 wrote:
       | Just to say I bought one of these as a gift years ago and it was
       | great. If you're thinking of buying one, go for it.
        
       | alisonkisk wrote:
       | Wish we could throw all these brand thrives into a Klein bottle.
        
       | neom wrote:
       | I had no clue what a Klein Bottle is, this video was very very
       | very helpful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfhiVaJj9UY
        
         | chrisjc wrote:
         | I had no idea who Cliff was, as well as what a Klein Bottle
         | was, but after watching this video I could watch him all day.
         | I'd love to watch more short videos with him explaining things!
        
           | CliffStoll wrote:
           | I still have no idea who Cliff is...
        
           | neom wrote:
           | Quite the character!!! If we had more people as wonderfully
           | excited about life as this guy, the world would be a
           | considerably better place. What a cool dude.
        
       | seu wrote:
       | The pointing out that it's a 'foreign' seller seems unnecessary
       | and xenophobic, especially given the fact that it is an American
       | corporation the one that not only allows, but almost incentivizes
       | this behavior.
        
         | CliffStoll wrote:
         | One of the problems is that many foreign sellers have opaque
         | addresses, through which it's impossible to contact.
         | Specifically, a PinYin address is very difficult to reliably
         | send mail to. Making it worse is that Amazon does not list any
         | email address to contact for their Brand Registry. Together,
         | this means that I have nobody to easily contact.
        
           | phonon wrote:
           | Can you contact their attorney?
           | 
           | https://uspto.report/TM/90721592/FTK20210522113954#3
           | 
           | From the filing                     244 Fifth Avenue, Suite
           | V284           New York, New York 10001           United
           | States           646-785-1788(phone)
           | domee.zhong1@gmail.com           SECONDARY EMAIL ADDRESS(ES)
           | (COURTESY COPIES): dmtm2020@outlook.com
           | 
           | From the NY bar (only match for that name)
           | Attorney Detail Report as of 06/30/2021       Registration
           | Number: 5054689       Name: XIAOFANG ZHONG       Business
           | Name:        Business Address: Not on File       Business
           | Phone: (917) 819-2798       Email: xiaofangz@hotmail.com
           | Date Admitted: 06/19/2012       Appellate Division Department
           | of Admission: 3rd       Law School: Temple University Beasley
           | School of Law       Registration Status: Attorney - Currently
           | Registered       Next Registration: Nov 2022
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | Apocryphon wrote:
       | Good fodder for him to write a sequel.
        
         | CliffStoll wrote:
         | Any suggestions on where I should post a slightly more academic
         | version of this analysis? Somehow, posting here on Hacker News
         | seems like I'm talking with friends at a cafe; surely there's a
         | better place for this to be addressed. I'm not even sure if
         | this kind of thing falls under the aegis of "computer security"
        
           | Apocryphon wrote:
           | It's a social engineering- or maybe trademark/big online
           | platform loophole engineering attack, sounds like a computer
           | security issue imho. It could certainly be done to scam other
           | sellers as well, and perhaps it has already.
        
       | ggm wrote:
       | Now I'm wondering how blackhead removers work and if I want to
       | even think about finding out.
        
         | ratww wrote:
         | _> Now I 'm wondering how blackhead removers work_
         | 
         | The vast majority of them don't actually work, this is why
         | those sellers rely on scams. It's almost impossible to know
         | which ones do online.
         | 
         | Source: girlfriend and family experiences.
        
         | airhead969 wrote:
         | Sucking, pinching, and/or adhesive.
        
         | mardifoufs wrote:
         | They don't but if you have very oily/not sensitive skin the
         | L'Oreal Man Charcoal Cleanser is just short of being
         | miraculous. It doesn't outright remove blackheads but
         | everything that can be removed will be so it works a lot better
         | than masks ime. I've never really cared enough to bother using
         | any "beauty"/skin products but that one I've added to my
         | routine and over time it just made blackheads disappear. Idk
         | how l'Oreal came up with such a good formula when their other
         | products are usually more gimmicky (or downright just bad and
         | useless) according to my GF/dad/mom etc.
         | 
         | Though keep in mind I didn't have any huge, dried out aged
         | blackhead to worry about, & those would be impossible to remove
         | without some extraction.
        
         | jcims wrote:
         | There's a world waiting for you on YouTube.
        
       | grammers wrote:
       | This, and similar scams make me not want to buy anything off
       | Amazon ever again.
        
       | Nicksil wrote:
       | This seems completely insane to me. How is this possible?
       | 
       | I like Cliff Stoll and have been looking forward to my first
       | Klein bottle purchase for some years now, so I say this without
       | any insinuation Cliff's not telling the whole story: There's got
       | to be more to it than this, right? Can someone really go on
       | Amazon, effectively take over someone's storefront, and
       | completely ransack the place this easily? Because Cliff doesn't
       | have a registered trademark? This seems out of this world absurd.
        
         | eyepulp wrote:
         | Are you saying Cliff's claims are too...
         | 
         | one-sided?
        
         | II2II wrote:
         | I don't know if it is easy, but I wouldn't be surprised if
         | Amazon is aware of the problem.
         | 
         | There was a discussion about selling products through Amazon on
         | _The Amp Hour_ a few months back, and part of the discussion
         | included trademarks as a requirement. They made it sound like a
         | new and expensive hurdle to deal with. Given Stoll 's comments,
         | it sounds like the lack of a registered trademark was a
         | contributing factor to his problem. Putting the two together
         | leads me to believe that Amazon is aware this can happen. (From
         | the show notes, it looks like
         | https://theamphour.com/523-a-keyzermas-story/ is the episode in
         | question.)
         | 
         | Edit: for clarity.
        
         | CliffStoll wrote:
         | Hi Nick, And thank you for your kind note. I'm in the
         | embarrassing position of asking you to wait a few months, as
         | I'm very low in stock; I hope to have more glass Klein bottles
         | by late summer. (Klein bottle hats & Mobius scarves, happily, I
         | have plenty).
        
           | [deleted]
        
         | fredsir wrote:
         | Does it really? With what I've been reading about what is going
         | on over at Twitter, YouTube, and Facebook, this doesn't
         | surprise me at all. It's awful, but not surprising. And reading
         | about how Amazon treats it's employees, as has been covered on
         | this site numerous times in the last while, it's even less
         | surprising.
         | 
         | And continuing to use those services is giving a vote for those
         | practices to keep on keeping on, and that people still use
         | them? Well, no, it's not surprising but it's sad.
        
           | Nicksil wrote:
           | To me, yes, it is surprising. But likely because I don't use
           | Amazon, Twitter, YouTube, FaceBook, and so do not read the
           | things you're reading (or at least as much) but I understand
           | your point nonetheless. I skim past the numerous stories
           | regarding how awful these companies behave and yet continue
           | to reap massive profits. I've known Amazon was bad, but not
           | _this_ bad. It 's a shit state of affairs.
        
         | errantspark wrote:
         | Well, it's not strictly regulated and it's a monopoly so...
        
         | KirillPanov wrote:
         | I am confused too. Especially this part:
         | 
         |  _On June 22nd, they used Amazon 's Brand Registry to re-brand
         | my listing on Amazon (replacing my brand, "Acme Klein Bottle"
         | with "Amvoom") They could do this because Amazon's Brand
         | Registry only respects issued trademarks._
         | 
         | I don't get this at all. Attacker has a trademark on "Amvoom".
         | The word "Amvoom" does not appear in Stoll's product name or
         | description. It isn't even _close_ to any of the words in the
         | product name.
         | 
         | FWIW I fully 100% believe Stoll. But the real question here is
         | why is a "brand registry" allowing product takeovers that don't
         | involve said brand? That seems to rise far beyond the usual
         | Amazon bullshit, to straight-up algorithmic incompetence. How
         | is this possible?
        
           | CliffStoll wrote:
           | Kirill, you've put your finger on the central problem. Amazon
           | should check that a product which is claimed by a Brand is
           | actually covered by the "goods & services" listed under that
           | trademark.
        
             | KirillPanov wrote:
             | I just want to say: your crawlspace-forklift is beyond
             | awesome.
             | 
             | https://hackaday.com/2015/06/24/crawlspace-warehouse-
             | include...
             | 
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k3mVnRlQLU
        
               | CliffStoll wrote:
               | (blush)
               | 
               | It's my way to cheat the chiropractor. Anything to avoid
               | crawling around under my house.
        
           | Nicksil wrote:
           | Exactly. That's why I was dumbfounded; it just seemed too
           | ridiculous to be real. These companies really don't give a
           | shit about people; they just continue to recite something
           | about "customer obsession" and return to patting themselves
           | on the back.
        
         | enjeyw wrote:
         | On the bright side, I think I've finally manage to internalise
         | the meaning of "Kafkaesque".
        
         | gnopgnip wrote:
         | Hijacking listing with good ratings is very common for products
         | that are not gated
         | 
         | One view is that Amazon wants sellers to register their
         | trademarks formally with the government, then go through the
         | brand registry process to prevent this.
        
       | moepstar wrote:
       | They're still in denial that they have a problem.
       | 
       | Just read the thread on the previous occasion where listings got
       | hijacked on their own fora [0] - its sad to see the sellers so
       | powerless, helpless and just left to themselves.
       | 
       | You really have to wonder why they even bother...
       | 
       | Edit: also, reading that thread you can also get a feel why big
       | brands have completely left AMZN as a platform (like Adidas,
       | Birkenstock are a few i'm aware of).
       | 
       | Possible co-mingling of inventory, hijacked listings... no, just
       | don't bother - of course not each and everyone is a heavyweight
       | as my 2 examples - but _do we really need_ 100s of dropshippers
       | FBA 'ing the same crap? I'd rather buy direct at the source than
       | at Amazon these days.
       | 
       | [0] https://sellercentral.amazon.com/forums/t/review-
       | manipulatio...
        
         | varispeed wrote:
         | > They're still in denial that they have a problem.
         | 
         | They are too big to fail and they can bribe their way out of
         | anything. As long as majority of people don't care, why would
         | they ever want to fix it?
         | 
         | Also for one legit Western company, you can get 1000 Chinese
         | knock-off cheaper ones that don't complain and people buy
         | what's cheaper.
        
         | sf_rob wrote:
         | This was a while ago, but I got a counterfeit fitness band (it
         | told me to download a random APK from a 3rd party website) from
         | Amazon, and they repeatedly told me to resolve it directly with
         | the seller who, surprise surprise, were not interested in
         | issuing a refund.
        
         | CliffStoll wrote:
         | I hear you, Moe. Can't say that I'm a big brand. Indeed, I want
         | to _stay_ a small one-person shop.
        
           | thanatos519 wrote:
           | Maybe that makes you incompatible with Amazon, because they
           | are about unbounded growth for its own sake!
           | 
           | Small is beautiful! Stay small!
           | 
           | - from the guy who in September 2000 bought 16 klein bottles
           | since you only charged for prime numbered bottles, and sent
           | you his credit card number as the sum of two 16-digit numbers
           | sent to different email addresses! I still have a beer mug
           | and question mark; all the rest are with friends! <3
        
             | CliffStoll wrote:
             | Thanatos, your obd't servant, alas, is awake far past his
             | bed-time, so his normally rusty memory is working even
             | worse than normal. So, sad to report, I don't remember this
             | transaction, but it sounds exactly like what I'd do. Just
             | to better support number theory.
        
             | ansible wrote:
             | In years past, I'd say his business is perfect for Etsy.
             | But that is a disaster now as well.
        
               | EricE wrote:
               | Ebay still works very well. While not far from perfect,
               | it's amazing how much better they appear in contrast to
               | pretty much everyone else right now!
               | 
               | How sad - they didn't have to get better, everyone else
               | just got a lot worse by comparison.
        
               | ansible wrote:
               | I was reading stories a couple years ago about how Etsy
               | has been flooded with mass-produced crap, and now it is
               | hard to find actual hand-made stuff by actual crafts-
               | people.
               | 
               | As I understand it, the actually e-commerce was still OK.
               | It was more a problem with discoverability.
        
         | hef19898 wrote:
         | The one thing I don't get, and I worked for AMZN in logistics,
         | is the co-mingling of inventory. It is so easy to solve, poses
         | so many problems and yet the logistics benchmark company fails
         | to do it right.
        
           | beerandt wrote:
           | I always assumed they tracked co-mingled sourcing internally,
           | but don't have a reason to make it public.
           | 
           | At least that way they could trace the people who were
           | seriously poisoning the co-mingled well, in circumstances
           | where they wanted to.
        
             | AnssiH wrote:
             | They explicitly say on their seller help pages that
             | comingled inventory can be tracked to the original source.
             | 
             | https://sellercentral.amazon.co.uk/gp/help/external/G200141
             | 4...
             | 
             | > Note: Amazon ensures that the initial source of the
             | commingled units can be traced throughout the fulfilment
             | process.
             | 
             | The linked FAQ goes into slightly more detail.
        
               | beerandt wrote:
               | It's not initial fulfillment that's the obvious problem,
               | it's returns that are resold.
               | 
               | If I order 2 of something and they come from different
               | sellers, and one is fake, how would they know which was
               | which? Or that I selected the correct one to return?
               | 
               | Or if someone orders only 1, but recieve it and return a
               | different one they bought from aliexpress.
               | 
               | Knowing that returned items get sold as new, it seems
               | like the problem could compound, especially if the same
               | item gets returned and resold multiple times. If it's a
               | bad fake, that seems more probable then not.
        
             | [deleted]
        
         | noneeeed wrote:
         | I no longer buy anything important from Amazon, this especially
         | goes for anything that plugs into the mains, I just don't trust
         | Amazon any more. Amazon is now just for those low value items
         | that I might need in a bit of a rush. This is especially true
         | now that more and more retailers have caught up with Amazon's
         | shipping (at least here in the UK).
         | 
         | They seem to want it both ways. They have simultaneously tried
         | to argue that they are not responsible for third-party sellers
         | and blame them when fake and/or unsafe goods are sold, but then
         | they work hard to make it appear that everything is coming from
         | one place. It gets particularly annoying when it's a product
         | with lots of variations (colours/sizes etc) where each variant
         | will be a different seller with different shipping.
        
           | scrooched_moose wrote:
           | Same. Anything that plugs in, has batteries, or goes in my
           | family's mouths is a no go for me now.
           | 
           | I'm pretty much down to a few books, video games, and obscure
           | fasteners/hardware/tools (which annoyingly they're just about
           | the only good source for).
        
             | caconym_ wrote:
             | Don't forget your family's lungs. I don't really order the
             | right sorts of things, but my wife often orders things that
             | arrive smelling like they were dipped in benzene before
             | leaving the factory.
             | 
             | Kind of a good metaphor for how toxic Amazon as a whole is,
             | actually.
        
             | uberstuber wrote:
             | McMaster-Carr might have a better selection of obscure
             | fasteners/hardware/tools. Pricier, but often faster
             | shipping than Amazon
        
           | Applejinx wrote:
           | Like books, ironically.
           | 
           | As near as I can work out, their business model is now based
           | on your being able to send back completely wrong or broken
           | things they've sent you, so I stick to stuff where I've got
           | the luxury of going through a cumbersome return process if
           | things go terribly wrong.
           | 
           | My address has also been used as a target for a scam where,
           | by sending unwanted goods to a real customer, a seller can
           | fabricate a fake review that counts in their system as real.
           | In one case it was a garbage light (shipped directly in its
           | retail packaging so I could see what the thing was) that by a
           | strange coincidence was the top-rated light on Amazon.
           | Clearly an exploit that pays off.
           | 
           | I stopped (I think) that behavior by returning some
           | unsolicited packages to sender, at the post office.
        
       | Taniwha wrote:
       | Cliff - if you're reading this - you own the images they're using
       | - time to claim copyright with Amazon ....
        
         | bhrgunatha wrote:
         | I have a further question.
         | 
         | Since he has common law trademark, why wouldn't that still
         | apply? Someone else is selling via Amazon in the US using his
         | common law trademark.
        
           | CliffStoll wrote:
           | The very first step in Amazon Brand Registry is to tell them
           | your US Trademark registration number. Without it, I'm unable
           | to get through the Brand Registry website. And I can't find
           | any email address for them - nor, any place to mention this
           | to. That's why I posted that to my website's home page.
        
           | Hnrobert42 wrote:
           | Total speculation here, but probably because common law
           | trademark would have to be proven in a court of law. That is,
           | he would have to sue the Chinese company, present evidence
           | like newspaper clippings or testimony from customers, win,
           | get a judgement, and present that to Amazon. Until then,
           | Amazon looks in the USPTO database.
        
             | [deleted]
        
         | CliffStoll wrote:
         | Um, thanks, I guess. I think that Amazon's agreement is that
         | sellers waive copyright to images uploaded. -Cliff around 11:30
         | in the evening
        
           | Marsymars wrote:
           | I'm no expert, and am not recommending any particular
           | copyright-related recourse, but the image submission
           | agreement has a clause to remove materials from the service,
           | and the license grant to Amazon is not specified as being
           | irrevocable: https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.
           | html?nodeId=...
        
       | vfclists wrote:
       | Title should read "A seller based in China has hijacked Cliff
       | Stoll's Amazon Klein bottle listing"
       | 
       | "foreign" is provincial and kinda racist. "foreign to who"?
       | 
       | Is a seller in China foreign to a Chinese person?
       | 
       | Is a seller in Nigeria "foreign" to a Nigerian?
       | 
       | Is a seller in the UK "foreign" to a British person?
       | 
       | Will this make headlines in the broadsheets, The Washington Post
       | in particular?
        
       | ScottWRobinson wrote:
       | Just came here to say that I bought one of Cliff's Klein bottles
       | maybe 5 years back, and it's still my only decorative
       | contribution to our house.
       | 
       | Cliff seems like a great guy, and I hope this gets resolved for
       | him.
        
       | seanwilson wrote:
       | > To make their blackhead remover listing look legit, Amvoom then
       | submitted several hundred orders over Amazon, and immediately
       | cancelled each order. These depleted my Klein bottle inventory on
       | Amazon - even though nothing was paid for, and nothing was
       | shipped. In turn, this removed the "second color option" for
       | their blackhead-remover, since Amazon felt that the Klein bottles
       | were out of stock. Result: their black-head remover listing got
       | 199 positive reviews, and the Klein bottle did not show up as a
       | "color choice" in the Amvoom black-head listing.
       | 
       | How do people manage to figure out such elaborate ways to
       | manipulate Amazon results without getting banned? Getting banned
       | has minimal cost? Poor detection? Inside information?
        
         | sva_ wrote:
         | Looking at the articles from that seller, I don't even think
         | they attach the articles for the reviews directly. It seems
         | like they attach them to articles with many reviews, so that
         | they can add their own fake reviews without being detected.
         | 
         | If they made a new article, which immediately gets a lot of 5
         | star reviews, that'd be suspicious and Amazon would probably
         | detect it.
         | 
         | But if they attach it to an already established article, they
         | can happily add their fake reviews and then detach them again,
         | making it look legit.
         | 
         | Just a theory though.
        
         | CliffStoll wrote:
         | Sean, I just added a few things to my note. I'll try to
         | copy/paste 'em here, although I suspect my sleepy fingers will
         | goof up:
         | 
         | I haven't really reviewed what I'm posting here - heck I can't
         | spellcheck at 12:30 in the morning:
         | 
         | Amazon, through its "Brand Registry" allows anyone with an
         | issued trademark to take over other brands, whether or not the
         | brand is covered by the specific goods that the trademark was
         | issued for.
         | 
         | Brand Name Hijacking takes advantage of several bugs in
         | Amazon's seller business model:
         | 
         | 1) Amazon Brand Name Registry allows the owner of a USPTO
         | trademark to take over listings of non-trademarked brands.
         | 
         | 2) Amazon Brand Name Registry does not prevent a registered
         | Amazon brand from over-reaching beyond the regulated goods and
         | services associated with that trademark.
         | 
         | 3) Amazon combines reviews of different item variations and
         | colors, even though they are from completely different listings
         | and manufacturers.
         | 
         | 4) Amazon debits inventory even when an order is cancelled,
         | allowing a denial of service attack to exhaust inventory in a
         | seller's listing, at no cost to the attacker.
         | 
         | Effects of Brand Hijacking:
         | 
         | 1) Shoddy or unproven products receive five-star reviews,
         | apparently from several years.
         | 
         | 2) Consumers, relying on Amazon star ratings, are grossly
         | misled by the summary reviews.
         | 
         | 3) Disreputable sellers are rewarded (at the cost of honest
         | sellers) by large volume sales caused by high ratings.
         | 
         | 4) Unscrupulous sellers of reviews receive money from Amazon
         | sellers in return for inflated reviews.
         | 
         | 5) Independent sellers on Amazon -- specifically those who have
         | delivered extremely high customer satisfaction -- are locked
         | out of their listings and pushed out of their long term
         | business.
        
           | Axien wrote:
           | You forgot one. Amazon uses seller data to target which
           | products they will produce under their own Amazon brand. So
           | creative entrepreneurs eventually find they are completing
           | against Amazon directly.
           | 
           | This is why Amazon will eventually be replaced by a company
           | that can do things better, faster, and cheaper.
        
             | EricE wrote:
             | Walmart was correlating credit card information in the
             | 80's. My mind still boggles at how poorly they have handled
             | the Internet. If there is a company that can best Amazon
             | and provide unique experiences with their tens of thousands
             | of local warehouses (their retail stores!) it should be
             | them. It's utterly mystifying that instead of leveraging
             | their strengths they ran off and created a less functional
             | clone of Amazon. Yikes!
        
               | genericone wrote:
               | The Walton family that owns Walmart has a higher net
               | worth than Bezos, according to google ($235B Walton vs
               | $196B Bezos), so the owners of Walmart are still more
               | wealthy than the owners of Amazon. And whatever they are
               | doing in brick and mortar is orthogonal to Amazon, Amazon
               | can't do B&M at the same scale, and Walmart can't do
               | online sales at the same scale.
        
         | yawaworht1978 wrote:
         | Either they have played around , experienced a similar issue
         | and went on to discover more, or maybe from inside. I think
         | it's the first option, though.
        
         | ev1 wrote:
         | Getting banned has a minimal cost if you are a throwaway goods
         | reseller running off a newly registered business in a region
         | where you can effectively ignore all foreign laws, falsify
         | documentation, or whatever else.
         | 
         | Getting banned has a high cost if you are a single small
         | business with a long-term decades of time in business as the
         | same company registration.
        
         | unclekev wrote:
         | > How do people manage to figure out such elaborate ways to
         | manipulate Amazon results without getting banned? Getting
         | banned has minimal cost? Poor detection? Inside information?
         | 
         | They don't actually ban the accounts doing this. They only
         | remove the reviews/listings, but don't take any action on the
         | accounts (so they just re-list 24 hours later)
         | 
         | Apparently when Amazon acts, they are just removing the fake
         | reviews, sometimes the whole product but never actually banning
         | the sellers account (even if every product that seller is
         | listing is pumped full of fake reviews)
         | 
         | It seems to be a endless cycle of a item being hijacked or a
         | item filled with fake reviews, then when reported to Amazon
         | they simply remove the fake reviews or the product but don't
         | take any action at all against the seller (or accounts making
         | the fake reviews)
         | 
         | This thread[0] on the Amazon Seller forums is crazy with people
         | finding products that are scam listings (with 10,000+ fake
         | reviews), they report them, the products get taken down, then
         | 24 hours later the same sellers have re listed with more fake
         | reviews.
         | 
         | Amazon simply do not care, if they did they would:
         | 
         | A) Address the root problem
         | 
         | B) Ban the seller accounts clearly manipulating the system.
         | 
         | Amazon is quick to permaban accounts from real sellers, who
         | make a single mistake (sometimes completely out of their
         | control) but are happy to let these fake review/sellers keep
         | their accounts.
         | 
         | [0] https://sellercentral.amazon.com/forums/t/review-
         | manipulatio...
        
           | seanwilson wrote:
           | > Amazon simply do not care
           | 
           | Why though? How does this not hurt Amazon long term? What are
           | they gaining from attracting dodgy sellers in the short term?
        
             | modeless wrote:
             | Messed up internal incentives, I guess. It happens to every
             | large company.
        
             | lotsofpulp wrote:
             | Retail is a low margin business, whereas being a platform
             | for third party sellers is a high margin business. As long
             | as their reputation amongst sufficient number of people is
             | high enough to keep them paying for Amazon prime, then that
             | is the most amount of effort they should put into retail.
        
             | pas wrote:
             | Long term is subjective.
             | 
             | But the more important point is, Amazon is a must-use
             | shipping provider with a crappy platform. They don't give a
             | fuck about the retail part. They diversified with AWS, Jeff
             | plays with his billions, fights unions, tracks piss
             | bottles, cancels or renews Prime shows, goes to space,
             | etc.. etc.. the site at this point is almost just a cute
             | idiosyncrasy. As long as it runs and the orders are
             | flowing, it's A-OK. Of course there's are probably many
             | teams working on "reforming" it. The NEW amazon.com. The
             | redesign. The refactor. The revamp. The modernization. But
             | all of those are just to keep people working there so they
             | maintain the old behemoth while their project slowly gets
             | put on the backburner (and/or gets scaled down to a small
             | demo page somewhere that no one ever sees or uses).
        
             | fmajid wrote:
             | Revenue.
        
               | efitz wrote:
               | The answer to _almost_ every question that starts with
               | "why don't they" ultimately ends up being "money".
               | 
               | The marginal edge cases boil down to "power" or
               | "stupidity".
        
           | ansible wrote:
           | If you can get someone else's account banned for having fake
           | reviews, it would be easy to take out the competition that
           | way.
           | 
           | Fundamentally, it is too easy to sign up as a seller.
        
       | nyghtly wrote:
       | It feels like buying stuff on Amazon gets worse and worse every
       | year.
        
       | naga_n wrote:
       | Great to see news of Cliff here. I have his hardbound book
       | autograpged when I met him in a conference in Berkeley about 10
       | years ago. I read the book almost 25 years ago..
        
       | dreamcompiler wrote:
       | Sorry about this Cliff. Hope somebody at Amazon can clear it up.
       | FWIW I bought one of your Klein bottles last year (directly from
       | your website) and it arrived quickly and undamaged.
       | 
       | I'm also moving away from Amazon ordering in general because it
       | takes much too long to sift through all the fake reviews of
       | Chinese-made garbage to find the fake reviews for the Chinese-
       | made good stuff.
        
       | worik wrote:
       | Can people stop using Amazon. Not a question.
       | 
       | I have not bought anything from Amazon for several years.
       | 
       | Just stop.
        
       | IncRnd wrote:
       | It seems like going on the Live Chat with Amazon would help Stoll
       | speak with someone. I've used that several times and they always
       | fixed the issue right away.
        
         | DaiPlusPlus wrote:
         | as a customer or as a seller?
        
           | IncRnd wrote:
           | As a seller you can go to the contact us page at
           | sellercentral, select the option on the left, then click
           | phone in the middle and get a call back from Amazon.
           | 
           | For live chat as a seller, follow these instructions from
           | Amazon's Moderator:
           | https://sellercentral.amazon.com/forums/t/wheres-live-
           | chat-s...
        
             | CliffStoll wrote:
             | Yes, I posted (repeatedly) to Amazon Seller forum. Several
             | people replied, but, alas, the suggestions were not of
             | help. See:
             | https://sellercentral.amazon.com/forums/t/product-page-
             | hijac...
        
               | IncRnd wrote:
               | Were you able to contact a person through their live chat
               | or call back links?
        
               | CliffStoll wrote:
               | No, I was never able to contact a live person at Amazon.
               | 
               | However thanks to this Hacker News article, three Amazon
               | employees have contacted me, with varying degrees of
               | success.                 As of this moment (around 4PM
               | Pacific time on Wednesday30 June), my listing has been
               | 404'd ... I'm unsure if I will be able to recover the
               | reviews if I rebuild it.  Or even if I can rebuild it.
               | Most of all - thank you to my friends on HN.  What a
               | bright spot in an otherwise weird situation!
        
       | rickspencer3 wrote:
       | We're finally going to not renew our Amazon Prime after many
       | years.
       | 
       | We don't have that much need for "free" shipping on cheap Chinese
       | products, and the convenience of the Amazon marketplace is now
       | counter-balanced by the inconvenience of sorting out the fake
       | goods and fake reviews. We are choosing sellers' own marketplaces
       | when we can these days, and just dealing with longer and paid
       | shipping.
       | 
       | Additionally, we are finding that Amazon Prime Video doesn't have
       | so much that we want to watch anymore either, and we are paying
       | for multiple streaming services anyway.
        
         | TheRealDunkirk wrote:
         | > we are paying for multiple streaming services anyway.
         | 
         | I just cancelled my membership, for all of the reasons you
         | cite. I had been letting my membership ride only because of
         | their streaming video, but recently, they've started yet
         | another dark pattern.
         | 
         | I rarely finish a movie in one sitting. Three times in the past
         | month or so, I've started watching something for free, and then
         | come back to find that it was no longer free when I wanted to
         | finish it. Like, the next day.
         | 
         | Most recently, this was Freakonomics. It was free when I
         | started it, then I hit the wrong button on my Apple TV remote
         | (THAT'S real hard, amirite?), and when I went to restart it, it
         | had become for-cost. I mean, seriously?
         | 
         | I can live without their exclusives, and the standard defense
         | around here that they're not, actually, a monopoly for online
         | shopping is certainly true, so I'm done.
        
         | atatatat wrote:
         | Might I recommend Monoprice.com for the cables docks adapters
         | displays speakers etc that you need cheap and reliable?
        
           | cyberlurker wrote:
           | Lot's of their stuff is made in Taiwan, which I consider a
           | plus.
        
           | javajosh wrote:
           | Thanks! I just cancelled Prime too for similar reasons as the
           | GP, and I have found excellent alternative sources for most
           | things but fiddly bits like cables eluded me. (My online
           | replacements are: books => alibris, cds/vinyl => discogs,
           | photography => b&h, music gear => sweetwater/cl. I'm happy to
           | report that each service is superior to Amazon in every way,
           | even if it's slightly inconvenient to multiplex like this.)
        
         | 1-6 wrote:
         | Welcome to the other side. I haven't renewed Amazon Prime in
         | quite a while. It's not that bad because you can still shop on
         | Amazon with free shipping as long as you hit the minimum
         | amount. I may keep things in the cart and sometimes it becomes
         | a reminder for me to grab those items at the local shop. The
         | only time I get an 'itch' to get back on Prime when I'm at
         | Whole Foods. Other than that, goodbye free shipping!
        
           | giarc wrote:
           | Do you know if you can still use Subscribe and Save without a
           | Prime membership? We use that service quite a bit.
        
             | mattnewton wrote:
             | You can (I do)
        
               | giarc wrote:
               | Interesting. I'm wondering if I'd be able to drop the
               | Amazon Prime then as well. Outside of Subscribe and Save,
               | all of our purchases could be bunched until we hit the
               | minimum order $. We hardly ever watch Amazon Prime video,
               | we used to use the Photo storage but now pay for Google
               | Photos (or Google One... whatever they call it now). Not
               | sure what other benefits it provides?
        
           | dcdc123 wrote:
           | I am thinking about canceling as well but I am a nomad and
           | need to be able to have things shipped to Amazon lockers. Do
           | they still allow that without a Prime subscription?
        
             | mhardcastle wrote:
             | They do. I use pickup lockers without Prime all the time.
        
           | rickspencer3 wrote:
           | My wife pointed out that the shipping is not, in fact, free,
           | because we pay $100 (or whatever it is now) for Prime.
        
         | choward wrote:
         | You can still get free shipping with orders over $25. I
         | cancelled prime years ago. I try to avoid Amazon as much as I
         | can but I still use them sometimes like when someone gets me a
         | giftcard that I can't regift.
        
         | minton wrote:
         | I have also canceled after nearly 15 years of being a customer.
         | I cannot trust what they'll ship me will be a legit product and
         | not a knockoff.
        
         | russianbandit wrote:
         | Great! This is how giant, greedy corporations die.
        
       | psim1 wrote:
       | "Shenzhen Hangteng Information Technology Co in Shenzhen, China"
       | 
       | Let's just call them Chinese SHIT Company.
        
       | malwarebytess wrote:
       | Automation without live human review should be criminal. One
       | could imagine non-internet analogous situations that are
       | explicitly criminal.
       | 
       | It's common that automated decisions with no human contact cause
       | situations like these; probably most of them go unresolved
       | because the victims do not have the clout to arouse a mob.
       | 
       | Corporations have a monetary incentive NOT to resolve these
       | problems.
       | 
       | It's time for regulation. The market has failed.
        
       | osazuwa wrote:
       | It amazes how much raw ingenuity goes into scams and hustles.
        
       | rbanffy wrote:
       | Don't they know who they are messing with? This man took down a
       | spy ring from their ping times ;-)
        
       | greyhair wrote:
       | One more reason that I am no longer renewing my Amazon Prime this
       | year when it is up.
       | 
       | Amazon is on a slow slide to hell. I came to realize this last
       | year. And Prime membership is a large part of the problem. Two
       | issues:
       | 
       | 1) It reduces friction so it is easiest to default buy from them.
       | 
       | 2) The price on those handcuffs / membership has gone up, a lot,
       | and it is basically a driver to dilute the cost burden via
       | volume.
       | 
       | So cancelling Prime is the key to kicking Amazon to the curb.
       | 
       | You can still use it, for times when you cannot find something
       | anywhere else, but it no longer becomes the default.
        
       | EricE wrote:
       | A perfect example of why I buy less and less from sites that
       | support 3rd party sellers.
       | 
       | The problem is even once reliable sites like newegg.com are now
       | playing these games. If I wanted the Ebay/alibaba experience I
       | can get that! Why large retailer sites dilute their brand and
       | frustrate customers in the fruitless chase of "being like Amazon"
       | in catering to 3rd party sellers amazes and annoys me.
       | 
       | At least most other sites let you weed out the 3rd party sellers
       | fairly easily. What's really annoying is with Amazon, even if you
       | are buying from "Amazon" it could be ultimately supplied to
       | Amazon by some hackney 3rd party and not a trusted wholesaler or
       | the original manufacturer. And as Cliff Stoll found out, Amazon
       | doesn't care either.
       | 
       | Talk about coasting on your reputation. It will be interesting to
       | see how much trust they have to piss away before it affects them
       | enough for them to finally pay attention to stuff like this :/
        
         | IronWolve wrote:
         | Amazon is more expensive on many items even with free shipping.
         | Shopping for coffee makers, air conditioners i noticed I could
         | get them cheaper and with free shipping from home depot and
         | walmart.
         | 
         | While amazon is super handy, even food items like can goods are
         | cheaper on walmart, but you have to wait a few days for
         | shipping. Its can goods, theres no hurry, save money and shop
         | around.
        
           | DelightOne wrote:
           | Amazon should offer an option where its OK to wait longer for
           | wares as long as its 100% certain that it comes from the
           | manufacturer.
        
         | fma wrote:
         | I buy a lot from Walmart now, to drive business away from
         | Amazon (I would never have typed these words a few years
         | ago...). First thing I do is click Retailer = Walmart.com.
        
           | jonahhorowitz wrote:
           | I used to hate Best Buy because I had some poor return
           | experiences back in the 90s, but now it's my first choice for
           | online shopping because they only sell first-party items and
           | they have control over their supply chain. This is
           | particularly important for frequently-counterfeited products
           | like SD cards.
        
             | sethhochberg wrote:
             | Sometimes it makes me feel like a crazy person - I bought
             | some new headphones a few months ago, and walked to a
             | physical Best Buy store to make the purchase, because I had
             | no confidence any online retailer wasn't going to sell me
             | counterfeits, and the manufacturer was selling at full MSRP
             | instead of the slightly-cheaper usual going rate for them.
             | 
             | And for what its worth, the store experience was totally
             | fine. I'll give them my money again next time I need
             | something tech related.
        
             | reaperducer wrote:
             | _I had some poor return experiences back in the 90s, but
             | now it 's my first choice_
             | 
             | My wife knows the person who is responsible for this, and
             | tells me that the person who implemented these changes
             | knows exactly what you're talking about because that person
             | had the same horrible experiences with Best Buy decades
             | ago. That's the reason things have changed.
        
           | JohnTHaller wrote:
           | Walmart has tons of sketchy 3rd party sellers as well, but
           | yes, clicking Retailer=Walmart will get you Walmart. To my
           | knowledge, they don't do the same inventory intermingling
           | that Amazon does.
        
           | abawany wrote:
           | Remember that Walmart and Best Buy also sell a lot of 3rd-
           | party stuff now. I find it strange that on their site I
           | always have to filter by Retailer=Walmart.com to get their
           | listings and even then, it sometimes filters out some of
           | their own listings.
        
             | gwittel wrote:
             | Target has started this as well. It's baffling that
             | companies will so willingly work to destroy consumer trust.
        
             | TameAntelope wrote:
             | They did this to directly compete with Amazon, I'm
             | constantly baffled as to why they persist with this design.
             | 
             | Every time you hear, "<Crazy thing X> sold on Walmart
             | website!" it's always a reseller, not directly from them.
        
               | reaperducer wrote:
               | _I 'm constantly baffled as to why they persist with this
               | design._
               | 
               | Because "monkey see, monkey do" is pretty much the go-to
               | leadership strategy for a lot of big companies these
               | days.
               | 
               | Bad managers manage badly. Senior "leadership" rarely
               | knows the meaning of the world.
        
           | mint2 wrote:
           | I think I'll start as well. I used to consider Walmart worse,
           | and never shopped there. But for several years I've
           | intentionally been avoiding Amazon when at all practical. But
           | I'm going to avoid them at all costs.
           | 
           | Amazon seems both willfully and unintentionally incompetent.
           | They have so many strikes against them.
           | 
           | Their prime dark patterns are hostile enough, and I avoided
           | it for years. But I needed a cheap plastic item quickly so I
           | did a free prime trial with the intention to cancel. So I
           | canceled and got billed anyway because according to their
           | rep, on the back end the check box for "auto renewal" was
           | enabled which wasn't an option my settings screens. Why would
           | it have been? I'd already cancelled and had a cancel
           | confirmation email so why would an auto renewal option still
           | be activated and bill me? It's willful incompetence.
           | 
           | And their hire to fire practices and practice of churning
           | through warehouse workers is terrible.
           | 
           | This Klein bottle incident just shows again how little they
           | care about legit users or how easy it is to abuse the system.
           | 
           | They made whole foods a bad experience by treating non-prime
           | members as second class customers. I've cut back there and
           | now only occasionally buy coffee beans there, and will be
           | cutting back even more.
           | 
           | And now Amazon recruiters started reaching out to me for data
           | science positions. No I am not interested in working for a
           | hot mess that only cares about money.
        
             | reaperducer wrote:
             | _They made whole foods a bad experience by treating non-
             | prime members as second class customers._
             | 
             | To be honest, there's not much difference between Prime and
             | non-Prime at Whole Foods. The Prime specials are very few
             | and far between, and usually not worth very much. There are
             | more signs about discounts in the store than actual
             | discounts in the store.
             | 
             | I think the only thing I ever get a Prime discount on is my
             | wife's favorite cheese and occasionally steak. But pre-
             | Amazon, the cheese was $4.99 a package. Post-Amazon, I need
             | a Prime discount to get it down to $6.99 a package.
        
               | pbhjpbhj wrote:
               | Where did you buy it before, did they stop selling
               | direct? Any idea why?
        
         | kabdib wrote:
         | NewEgg is just fine with scammers on its marketplace.
         | 
         | Last year I bought a new mouse. NewEgg redirected my sale to a
         | reseller, who sent me a busted, used mouse in a plastic baggie,
         | with cigarette burns on the buttons. After raising a little
         | hell, I got a refund. Basic on customer reviews, I'm not the
         | only person this seller (betechparts, if you care) is scamming.
         | Despite multiple emails to customer support and the NewEgg CEO,
         | this seller remains active on NewEgg.
         | 
         | I no longer trust Amazon or NewEgg to supply non-counterfeit
         | and unused merchandise.
        
       | tushar1196 wrote:
       | great
        
       | EchoReflection wrote:
       | Amazon is unfortunately a very convenient plague on our beautiful
       | ppanet, and Bezos seems like a borderline (if not outright)
       | psychopath. it's late and i need to sleep, but just search the
       | internet for "Jeff Bezos is a scumbag" and you'll see that people
       | don't "just" hate him because he's filthy rich (nothing wrong
       | with being filthy rich, lots of great people are!).
       | 
       | https://trofire.com/2019/01/28/scumbag-jeff-bezos-to-lose-bi...
       | 
       | https://www.grunge.com/143621/the-dark-truth-about-amazon-fo...
       | 
       | there is a lot more but I am tired. we should all boycott/avoid
       | using Amazon.
        
         | Applejinx wrote:
         | You can't single out Bezos as being a psychopath, though,
         | because all people in Bezos-like positions are psychopaths.
         | Otherwise they don't end up in Bezos-like positions. The
         | question is really, how do you constrain them so they can be
         | psychopaths but integrate into society in a useful way: they're
         | already making themselves useful in some ways, but by their
         | nature they have to push for more and more until they ruin
         | everything including themselves.
         | 
         | It's a larger and more interesting question than whether these
         | captains of industry are good or nice or healthy. You can
         | assume they're not trustworthy and then go from there. Hell,
         | all of crypto is based on the idea that people aren't
         | trustworthy: not a big stretch to take that literally and
         | assume that business operators aren't trustworthy.
        
         | dang wrote:
         | Please don't fulminate on HN. That's in the site guidelines:
         | 
         | " _Please don 't fulminate._"
         | 
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html
         | 
         | Regardless of how you feel about $Bigco, plagues on planets,
         | psychopaths, and similar rhetoric makes for bad HN threads, and
         | we're trying to avoid those here. Thoughtful critique is
         | welcome of course.
         | 
         | We detached this subthread from
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27685624.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | f6v wrote:
         | That's just tabloid quality posts.
        
       | hardlianotion wrote:
       | It has only really now dawned on me that I really do need to take
       | my Amazon custom elsewhere. Amazon is not a place to do my
       | shopping any more and inertia is not really a good enough excuse
       | for not taking my quantum of influence somewhere else.
       | 
       | So I am shopping around for alternative marketplaces for books
       | and general goods. Not groceries - never really fell for that
       | Amazon offer.
        
         | WesleyHale wrote:
         | Why not order directly from the vendor itself rather than
         | looking for a marketplace?
         | 
         | Books can still be sourced from Books-A-Million, Barns & Noble,
         | as well as local shops.
         | 
         | If I'm looking for choices for a solution, I'll use a
         | marketplace, but after I find a solution, I'll order straight
         | from the vendor itself
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | darepublic wrote:
       | Every fresh outrage has me shaking my fist. Amazonnnnn!!!
        
       | nr2x wrote:
       | I got locked out of my Amazon account due to getting a new phone
       | number and 2FA not working. It was a blessing, not looked back.
        
       | beprogrammed wrote:
       | It's so hard to watch as Amazon just let's there platform go to
       | the dogs. All in the name of hands off automation I guess?.
        
       | helixfelix wrote:
       | What is ironic is that there is an annual Award given to an AWS
       | employee called the Cliff Stoll Award: For those individuals who
       | see something suspicious, not working as expected, show ownership
       | and drive it to resolution. As Cliff did to find a KGB spy, and
       | documented in "The Cuckoo's Egg".
       | 
       | I wonder what would happen if someone at Amazon pulled on this
       | thread and not only solved Cliff's problem but also the root
       | cause that enables this kind of product hijacking.
        
         | danparsonson wrote:
         | Plot twist: the root cause is greed
        
           | reaperducer wrote:
           | I posit that it's not greed. It's laziness. Why do a great
           | job, when "good enough" is good enough for 90% of the people?
           | That's how business works today.
        
           | mentos wrote:
           | The root cause is oxygen.
           | 
           | Anyone expecting any other behavior from utility maximizing
           | entities is naive?
        
             | danparsonson wrote:
             | I would counter that by saying anyone ascribing that
             | mindset automatically to all humans is cynical ;-)
        
               | hrdwdmrbl wrote:
               | Disagree. It's possible to start with that assumption and
               | then design systems with that in mind.
        
           | swalsh wrote:
           | Allowing trusted sellers to be hijacked is not greedy
           | behavior. Keeping 3rd sellers happy will result in less
           | returns, happier resellers, and greater platform usage.
           | 
           | The root cause here is organizational failure from
           | disempowered employees. At one point Amazon had great
           | customer service with empowered represenatives. That's not
           | Amazon today.
        
             | [deleted]
        
       | freeopinion wrote:
       | I meant to show a simple example of how a vendor offers the same
       | product for the same price on their own website and on Amazon. I
       | was going to argue that they should mark it up on Amazon to
       | encourage traffic through their own site. So I just grabbed a
       | random item on Amazon to illustrate this:
       | 
       | https://www.amazon.com/Adafruit-2769-Circuit-Playground-Educ...
       | 
       | $99.99 "Adafruit 2769 Circuit Playground Express Educator's Pack"
       | 
       | https://www.adafruit.com/product/3399
       | 
       | $350.00 "Code.org Circuit Playground Express Educators' Pack"
       | 
       | https://www.adafruit.com/product/2769
       | 
       | $99.95 "Circuit Playground Express Advanced Pack"
       | 
       | Then I looked closer at the Amazon listing, thinking it odd that
       | Adafruit would confuse the product label. I see that it isn't
       | being sold by Adafruit. So somebody is apparently buying one
       | product from Adafruit, relabeling it on Amazon as a much more
       | expensive product, and misleading buyers. And that's a generous
       | reading.
       | 
       | I'm not pointing this out as a warning that it can happen. I'm
       | pointing out that I didn't pick this product to illustrate this
       | point. I picked a random product to illustrate a different point,
       | but ran into this. Granted, this is a uselessly small sample
       | size, but sheesh!
       | 
       | One moral of this story: Always buy direct when possible. Never
       | buy through Amazon if it can be avoided.
       | 
       | It irritates me to find a vendor who offers a product cheaper
       | through Amazon than on their own website. That encourages the
       | exact type of abuse seen here.
       | 
       | (I'm not ripping Adafruit for doing this. Of the pages of
       | products displayed by Amazon when I searched for "sold by
       | Adafruit" I didn't find any evidence that Adafruit even sells on
       | Amazon. Lot's of other people--including Amazon--sell Adafruit
       | products on Amazon. Somehow they can meet or beat Adafruit's
       | price. Have to wonder how many are legit.)
        
       | mekkkkkk wrote:
       | Is there any economics term for being "too big to care"? This
       | seems to be a case of that, and it seems to be quite widespread
       | at Amazon in particular. Just look at the mess that is the AWS
       | console UI as another example. With all those billions and
       | billions, you'd think that they could remedy a lot of this stuff.
       | 
       | But alas, why bother when you are in such a dominant market
       | position? Of course I could think of a lot of reasons, but this
       | seems to be the mentality.
        
         | pas wrote:
         | This uncaring attitude is directly a result of lack of
         | competition. Amazon won. (Sure, there are some other big names
         | in the game, but the online retail market is in a pathological
         | state. As in case of other "natural monopolies" the network
         | effect is very large, thus barriers to entry is absurdly high,
         | hence no real competition. The incumbents are optimizing and
         | diversifying, participating in meta-games - eg. lobbying,
         | regulatory capture, PR, etc. Not to mention the endless cross-
         | financing between services that muddies the waters. Eg. just as
         | Google Search funds Chrome development, AWS finances the Amazon
         | expansion.)
         | 
         | Basically one oneline retail market participant optimized out
         | almost all competition.
         | 
         | https://slatestarcodex.com/2014/07/30/meditations-on-moloch/
        
           | lotsofpulp wrote:
           | Retail is not really a winner take all market though. It has
           | very low barriers to entry. There are multitude of options to
           | use as an alternative to Amazon.
           | 
           | https://www.emarketer.com/content/amazon-dominates-us-
           | ecomme...
           | 
           | To Amazon's credit, they did move fast and bet big on online
           | retail first. But since it is a low barrier to entry
           | business, there is next to profit to be had in it, so they
           | really do not have an incentive to keep pouring into it. Why
           | bother playing for 2% profit margins versus Walmart and
           | Target and Home Depot and Costco when you can earn 15%+ as a
           | platform.
           | 
           | If people stop using you, then oh well, switch to web
           | services or media which have double digit profit margins, but
           | it is not really a big loss. So I would say the uncaring
           | attitude is due to lack of profits margins, compared to their
           | alternative.
        
       | gabereiser wrote:
       | This, and other instances of this scam make me not want to buy
       | anything off Amazon ever again. Where is Amazon in this? Why is
       | this even _a thing_? Is there no oversight at all? Amazon has now
       | become the Alibaba of the west and it makes me sick to think the
       | once beloved marketplace is now just scamville. I typically buy
       | from sellers websites now and rarely buy off of Amazon but now I
       | feel I need to completely remove Amazon from my options.
        
         | jannes wrote:
         | Amazon simply is on the same level as eBay now. (No idea about
         | Alibaba.) It's really sad to see.
        
           | zeusk wrote:
           | IMO eBay is less scammy.
           | 
           | I've been using it to buy car parts and it is SO MUCH better
           | than dealing with junkyards (LKQ/Car-Parts websites suck!)
           | and everything that I've got so far including parts from
           | Latvia and Germany have been genuine.
           | 
           | eBay too is full of knock-off trash from China but you can
           | easily tell those apart from a real listing most of the time
           | with reviews being unique per listing/seller. And eBay allows
           | for local pickups too!
        
             | taylorfinley wrote:
             | The one exception to car parts sites being shit is
             | rockauto. Just start typing in the search bar and it
             | figures out what year make model and part you're looking
             | for. Their search experience is light-years ahead of any
             | other auto parts website and might actually be the best
             | product search interface I've found anywhere, hiding out on
             | a car parts site. I highly encourage anyone interested in
             | product search ux to go check it out.
        
               | function_seven wrote:
               | Just bought a new radiator from Rock Auto. I think it was
               | like 3 clicks to drill down to the part. I just tried
               | your method and was blown away. After I entered the year
               | and make, and was halfway into typing the model, it
               | autocompleted all the way to my trim level and I resumed
               | typing "radia" where it suggested all the relevant
               | things. Hitting enter, I watched it navigate the tree on
               | the left.
               | 
               | Small delights like that are worth serious money.
               | 
               | I love sites that have such a structured categorization
               | of their items. McMaster-Carr is the gold standard IMO,
               | and RockAuto is pretty close.
        
               | zeusk wrote:
               | McMaster-Carr is awesome, but I believe they are very
               | business/professional oriented.
               | 
               | I needed some brass thread-ins with bolts and they got
               | the job done but now I'm sitting on a minimum sized order
               | of ~50 pieces that I won't be using anytime soon. Maybe I
               | can resell them eBay. Hah.
        
               | technothrasher wrote:
               | McMaster is also typically not cheap. Their claim to fame
               | is that they deliver really quickly. We can get stuff
               | from them same or next day about 95% of the time. For
               | slightly slower delivery but better pricing, Zoro Tools
               | has much of the same stuff.
        
               | jessaustin wrote:
               | For some M16-1.5 bolts I ordered last week (and received
               | the next day), McMaster-Carr was considerably cheaper
               | than any other source. [EDIT:] Although Zoro doesn't seem
               | to carry that size bolt in lots smaller than 25, I'll
               | certainly be checking them for other items in future...
               | thanks for the reference! I just wish they sorted their
               | filter parameters by size rather than by SKU quantity.
        
               | Unklejoe wrote:
               | McMaster is great if you need some obscure bolt, but man
               | do they stick you for it.
               | 
               | Want this weird thread bolt? Here's a power plant
               | certified 2mm bolt for $75 each.
        
               | driverdan wrote:
               | I just bought some grade 8 hardware from them. It was
               | cheaper than Fastenal, even with shipping, and they
               | delivered overnight. I had to buy in higher quantities
               | than I needed but the extras will get used at some point.
        
             | gambiting wrote:
             | Interesting that people have these experiences. I use eBay
             | a lot, mostly buying 2nd hand computer hardware and retro
             | gaming stuff(consoles/games/accessories) and I'd say I have
             | problems with as many as 50% of all my purchases. Some
             | bigger problems where I want to return the item, some
             | smaller ones where I paid extra for postage but it was
             | ignored, that sort of thing. The complaints procedure exist
             | but it's weak(seller sells a "mint condition" genuine PS2
             | controller, got the controller it's all dirty and with
             | frayed cable, complain to seller, they say "oh it's mint
             | for the age, nothing wrong with it", complain to ebay,
             | seller has a week to respond, nothing, ebay sends me a
             | label to ship it back, have to go to the post office to
             | send it back, wait another week, nothing, ebay finally
             | refunds me my money. You know how it would work with
             | Amazon? I would complain in chat, they would send a courier
             | to pick it up from me the next working day, I would have
             | the money back 5 minutes after the courier picked up the
             | parcel). And then I had someone send me actual expletives-
             | filled email calling me all kinds of worst things in the
             | world because I left a neutral(!!!) feedback on their
             | account, after I paid extra for 1st class postage but they
             | shipped 2nd class. And sellers in general just have no idea
             | about consumer laws(yes, if you sold this item as brand new
             | then you have to accept a 14 day return by law) which leads
             | to arguments and just in general everything being so
             | stressful.
             | 
             | I've had over 200 amazon orders last year, didn't have a
             | problem with a single one of them. Few times I wanted to
             | return something they either sent a courier to collect it
             | from me directly, or just refunded me anyway. And few times
             | I ordered from somewhere else(urrghhh.....Currys) the
             | customer service was absolutely abysmal. I'm just not brave
             | enough to order from anyone but Amazon nowadays*.
             | 
             | *here in the UK, understand the American Amazon is far
             | worse for <reasons>
        
               | [deleted]
        
           | dawnerd wrote:
           | eBay is better as each seller gets a distinct listing Amazon
           | letting sellers just kinda take over listings is a huge
           | problem and has led to many scams like this and more commonly
           | review scams where they sees the listing with positive
           | reviews for a legit cheap product but swap it out for
           | whatever their money grab is.
        
             | asddubs wrote:
             | and also just reordering the same product from the same
             | listing and getting a different lower quality version of it
        
           | xenihn wrote:
           | eBay has miraculously become more trustworthy than Amazon for
           | certain products
        
           | hellbannedguy wrote:
           | I have never had a bad experience on Ebay. Paypal taking my
           | money hostage is another story.
        
           | lotsofpulp wrote:
           | Amazon is a more expensive AliExpress.
        
             | mkoryak wrote:
             | This.
             | 
             | I now buy a bunch of stuff from AliExpress because at least
             | they don't even try to pretend that (most of) their
             | products are crap. When I want something cheap and don't
             | care about waiting a month, I go there to get it directly
             | from the source.
        
           | 14 wrote:
           | I have always had very good experiences with eBay. Several
           | times I've been screwed on Amazon. With eBay I can also add a
           | lot of filters to my search which I like. I can immediately
           | exclude items shipped directly from China. Or search for
           | something within 100km so I know I can just go pick it up.
           | eBay has just been so much better from my experience.
        
           | beardyw wrote:
           | Definitely or worse. I use Amazon as a last resort. eBay is
           | first choice for cheap stuff. For expensive stuff I tend to
           | go for bricks and mortar stores.
        
         | brobdingnagians wrote:
         | I often find things on Amazon, then go directly to the seller's
         | webpage or search for a book on other bookstores. You can often
         | get it cheaper, and with peace of mind that it isn't
         | counterfeit. Only really buy on Amazon if it really doesn't
         | exist anywhere else and really need it.
        
         | TheHypnotist wrote:
         | Anything with an unfamiliar and suspicious sounding brand, such
         | as AMVOOM, is a non starter for me. I actually started
         | researching brands.
        
         | Closi wrote:
         | This is common across amazon sellers, all major sellers will
         | recycle SKU codes to transfer reviews. Amazon knows about this,
         | it's everywhere.
         | 
         | They could stop it, but presumably it stops reviews being
         | "lost" which helps support their sales.
        
         | dalbasal wrote:
         | Both Amazon and Aliexpress/baba follow a "this is a city"
         | mentality. Crime and such are understood as statistics, not as
         | a thing happening under their roof. This is a "beef up police
         | funding next cycle" kind of problem.
         | 
         | Any one scam might be defeatable, but "scamming exists" seems
         | to be true in any marketplace with enough participants.
        
         | jn1234 wrote:
         | Don't worry their listings on Taobao will be accurate because
         | they actually enforce standards.
        
         | makeitdouble wrote:
         | To note, buying from the sellers website can be a blessing or a
         | curse.
         | 
         | It is true in sometimes unexpected ways. For instance some
         | sellers just don't care about notifications; it might be
         | because they usually work with professional buyers who work on
         | a long timescale ("I need it for this quarter") and will
         | contact the seller on a regular basis if they care.
         | 
         | Some sellers just don't want to deal with you. I had a "mom and
         | pop" for who my business wasn't really a priority (well, fine),
         | sent me random junk after misreading my order, and it was a
         | PITA to sort the situation.
         | 
         | Basically, going out of Amazon (the new Alibaba as you say) is
         | also returning to the Wild Wild West. There is no real choice
         | than to deal with both, but god is it a pain.
        
           | CliffStoll wrote:
           | Having sold Klein bottles from my website for 20 years and
           | from Amazon from 4 or 5 years, here's my experience:
           | 
           | - it's way more fun through my Kleinbottle website. I've
           | customized my checkout to what I sell. When there's a
           | problem, it's easier to contact a buyer.
           | 
           | - I can show any amount of information on my website; Amazon
           | has 5 bullet points and 1000 characters of description. This,
           | of course, cuts both ways - a quick logical summary helps
           | many people. Long, wordy websites (ahem) can be a problem.
           | 
           | - Amazon provides security that you'll get what they've
           | ordered. Buying through my website, well, some people are
           | scared off by its primitive style and mathematical humor.
           | (well, attempted humor).
           | 
           | - My credit card processor takes a < 3% haircut. With Amazon,
           | it's 12% plus $40/month.
           | 
           | - My customers are my friends. Likely, I'll meet them at a
           | seminar, colloquium, or if they visit the East Bay. I hope
           | they'll remember me by the good service that I try to
           | provide. This tends to be easier when I handle an order
           | through my website.
        
             | enriquto wrote:
             | Oh man, you are a legend to me! I deeply appreciate you and
             | I remember that the first purchase I ever made on the
             | internet 20 years ago was one of your klein bottles! It was
             | such a scary but amazing first experience. It seemed so
             | magical at the time, to buy an object from the other side
             | of the world! As a teenager I had to convince my dad to use
             | his credit card. We were afraid to send the credit card
             | number by email, and we used a fax machine by your
             | suggestion.
             | 
             | The bottle arrived broken and we were dismayed. We sent you
             | a careful report with photos of the packaging and the
             | broken bottle (real film photos, that we had to develop and
             | then scan into the computer to produce an email). You were
             | so kind to send a new bottle and even said sorry. I was
             | amazed by your reply and by the fact that people so far
             | away could be kind to each other. It really blew my mind.
             | At the time, in my country, the internet was seen as a
             | really unsafe place were you were not supposed to ever say
             | your real name.
             | 
             | To this day, I keep both bottles you sent as my most prized
             | possessions. The cracked one is actually cooler, and the
             | crack has been growing (you can make the crack grow by
             | pressing slightly with the thumb). In a few years it will
             | break the bottle apart in a topologically interesting way.
        
               | CliffStoll wrote:
               | Of course, Enrique! I'm tickled that you remember me -
               | and delighted that both Kleinbots have survived across
               | the years.
               | 
               | I do check every item that I send out -- I hold it up to
               | a bright light looking for cracks - but sometimes trouble
               | sneaks through. I'll do my best to fix things - replace,
               | refund, or solve a differential equation (ODE, not PDE's,
               | please).
               | 
               | You, in turn, have a responsibility to spread the good
               | word -- I hope you're teaching & making this too-mundane
               | world into a better place.
               | 
               | Across two decades, my warm wishes to you.
               | -Cliff
        
             | alisonkisk wrote:
             | You're absolutely right. but very few sellers are like you.
             | (That's part of why we love you so much.) Outside the small
             | "art" industry, almost none are like you.
        
             | makeitdouble wrote:
             | I actually remember visiting your site at one point, and I
             | think this is a case where going through a seller is a net
             | advantage :)
             | 
             | I see it not really on the "shopping" experience, and more
             | as you point out because as a buyer I'd need/want way more
             | information than what Amazon will ever provide on a single
             | page, and also because there is a context surrounding the
             | product that is far far away from a "just buy" transaction.
             | 
             | I also see some hobby sites like Bricklink as something
             | Amazon will never be a replacement of. Fundamentally I
             | think specific seller sites are needed.
        
         | fxtentacle wrote:
         | Actually, Alibaba appears to have higher standards for their
         | product listings, because pages are never merged. So the review
         | takeover described in this post would not be possible on
         | Alibaba ^_^
        
           | praptak wrote:
           | Which makes you wonder why Amazon keeps this scam-enabling
           | "feature". Do legit sellers really need it that much that
           | Amazon keeps it despite the scams?
        
             | webmobdev wrote:
             | Amazon tacitly supports this scam because it only cares
             | about sales. It doesn't really care about the sellers.
             | 
             | It also knows that positive reviews have a huge influence
             | in increasing sales, and negative reviews really dampens
             | sales. This is why Amazon also allows what I call _Product
             | Page Hijacking_.
             | 
             | How this works is, Amazon allows multiple models or
             | variants of a product to be listed on the same page, so
             | that all their reviews are mixed together. This deceptive
             | practice hoodwinks many customers. There are 2 kinds of
             | product page hijacking - somewhat obvious ones and the
             | really sneaky kind.
             | 
             | Example of a somewhat obvious one -
             | https://imgur.com/OfZLUeL - here, one product page actually
             | lists multiple router models that have different features
             | and configurations. While it is a bit obvious, the buyer
             | still has to carefully read the reviews to figure out what
             | model the review is about.
             | 
             | Example of the sneaky ones are products that only partially
             | list their model number, and list and sell slightly
             | different variants of model under a single product page.
             | 
             | E.g search for _" TP-Link WR841"_ in https://dd-
             | wrt.com/support/router-database/ - there are 9 variants of
             | the same model (in essence, 9 different models) that are
             | differentiated by a version number (v9, v10, v11 etc. after
             | their model name).
             | 
             | But instead of creating a product page for each variant -
             | "TP-Link WR841N v9" or "TP-Link WR841N v11" or "TP-Link
             | WR841N v13" - only one product page is created under _" TP-
             | Link WR841N"_ and all the variants are sold under it. The
             | variations in the models are sometimes not minor - some of
             | the variants have a higher RAM and even totally different
             | CPU! Since all the variants are sold under one product
             | page, the reviews posted are actually for all these
             | different variants. But the buyer will often have no idea
             | of that. And they may not even receive the product they
             | think the reviews are recommending!
        
               | bombcar wrote:
               | The router issue is even more insidious as the vendors
               | may not even know which version they have as the
               | manufacturer considers them all identical even though
               | they can be entirely different.
        
               | webmobdev wrote:
               | I don't think it has reached that stage though - so far,
               | they have been clearly labelling the full model name of
               | the product on the box and / or on the product. (I think
               | it may be illegal for them to do otherwise as they have
               | to obtain various certifications when they ship the
               | product). So the vendors do know what products they have.
               | It is kind of deceptive advertising on Amazon - they
               | deliberately mislabel the product model by not including
               | the version number (which is actually part of the model
               | name).
        
             | syshum wrote:
             | There is not much to wonder about, Amazon does it because
             | it critical to their fulfillment service, one of the key
             | ways amazon makes money and keeps it 1-2 day delivery times
             | is inventory mixing, i.e if you order from Seller X, you
             | may actually get Stock that Seller Y shipped in.
             | 
             | This is why they need to merge listings into 1. It is also
             | why there is soo much fraud on Amazon, and I dont believe
             | they will ever fix it, the logistic costs would make
             | Fulfilled by Amazon unprofitable if they had to stop mixing
             | stock
        
               | praptak wrote:
               | Do I understand correctly that seller X might get their
               | reputation damaged if Seller Y shipped some counterfeit
               | crap?
        
               | bopbeepboop wrote:
               | Yes, that's correct -- and been a large problem for co-
               | mingled inventories.
        
               | alisonkisk wrote:
               | Yes.
        
               | syshum wrote:
               | If they use the Fufilled By Amazon service, which if you
               | want to have "Prime" shipping you have to, then yes that
               | is possible and more common than it should
               | 
               | The way the service works, is that you the vendor will
               | ship your products into a amazon warehouse, other vendors
               | will ship the "same items" a amazon warehouse, all of
               | these "same items" are mixed together in the inventory
               | system, your account is has a credit of "X items" but not
               | the specific items you shipped in to the warehouse
               | 
               | Example
               | 
               | Acme Vendor shipped to amazon 15 Logitech MX Mouses
               | 
               | Evil Vendor shipped Amazon 15 Counterfeit Logitech MX
               | Mouses
               | 
               | When amazon gets the mouses it take all 30 and puts them
               | in a big box, as the orders are filled even if you
               | ordered from Acme, you make get one of the one Evil
               | shipped into Amazon
        
               | birdman3131 wrote:
               | This is only if you enable comingled inventory. I don't
               | believe it is required but I barely sell on amazon.
        
               | bombcar wrote:
               | I think there's a discount if you allow commingled
               | inventory (or a cost to keep it separate) which makes
               | sense as Amazon has to track and potentially stock it in
               | multiple warehouses
        
               | LorenPechtel wrote:
               | The comingled inventory actually is a good idea, just
               | flawed. Go ahead, comingle the inventory but keep track
               | of where each item came from so when the counterfeit is
               | discovered they know where it really came from and don't
               | blame the innocent supplier.
        
               | syshum wrote:
               | There are 2 levels of blame...
               | 
               | Amazon taking action against the vendor, and consumers
               | blaming the wrong vendor.
               | 
               | When you order from Amazon Marketplace you can clearly
               | see who you are ordering from, even if Amazon shipping
               | the item. Consumers getting a bad product will then no
               | only review the item but the seller with negative
               | feedback even though the seller they bought it from may
               | have done nothing wrong
        
               | bombcar wrote:
               | That's what amuses me - what, it requires a few
               | additional characters on the stock barcode?
               | 
               | Of course the real problem is the counterfeiters have no
               | problem starting a new vendor every few weeks or even
               | days, so the damage may already be done by the time the
               | reports come back.
        
             | dpwm wrote:
             | Many legit sellers - big names in all sectors - use the
             | listings merging feature, from kindle books that are almost
             | unreadable to network equipment that has variants with very
             | different qualities. In many cases, Amazon is the seller.
             | 
             | As a customer I find it infuriating, and it feels as though
             | it has been made more difficult over time to read the
             | reviews for just the selected product.
             | 
             | I suspect that many transactions on Amazon simply would not
             | happen if customers were better informed about what they
             | are buying. I have no doubt that this is true across
             | retailers - just think of all the things that have been
             | hyped and sold that end up in garage sales barely used.
             | It's far more common to see crap with five-star reviews
             | than something great with three- or four-star reviews.
             | 
             | The feature _kind of_ makes sense for purely cosmetic
             | changes, like color - but even then it would be useful to
             | have information about the actual variant.
             | 
             | I don't think this is some UI problem. I am quite sure it
             | could be solved very quickly by showing reviews for the
             | selected variant first, and then making it clear that other
             | reviews are for other variants.
             | 
             | There is a way of somewhat mitigating this merging feature:
             | Don't just look at aggregate review scores. Read the lower-
             | end reviews. If the flaws are petty or expected, then
             | that's great. If your variant is the worst of the bunch,
             | you'll find out. But even with all that, it doesn't sort
             | the takeover problem in the article.
        
             | bombcar wrote:
             | The idea behind it was a good one - if you're selling a
             | book about cats, and you update the book to fix some typos
             | (easy to do with Kindle for example) you don't want to lose
             | all your reviews.
             | 
             | And then they added a feature where if multiple marketplace
             | vendors are selling the same thing it combines them.
             | 
             | And a third feature lets you classify items as various
             | colors of a product (but the same product - think blue vs
             | pink socks) and all the reviews get combined.
             | 
             | So if you do all three in the right order you can change
             | anything to anything now, even taking another listing.
        
               | LorenPechtel wrote:
               | It's a good feature, it just needs more safeguards.
               | 
               | I'd also like to see a feature where established
               | customers ($x bought over y time) can flag an entry as
               | suspect--an entry gets enough flags and a human looks at
               | it. If the entry turns out to be suspect everyone who
               | flagged it gets a bit more flagging reputation, if it's
               | wrong they get a bit less. The more flagging reputation
               | you have the more your flag counts towards getting a
               | human to investigate.
        
               | rjmunro wrote:
               | > And then they added a feature where if multiple
               | marketplace vendors are selling the same thing it
               | combines them.
               | 
               | It's more the other way around. Initially you could only
               | sell something on marketplace if it was something Amazon
               | already listed, usually a book. There would be an option
               | on the Amazon listing to buy it elsewhere and if you
               | selected that there would be a list of non-Amazon sellers
               | you could buy the book from - these would normally be
               | individuals reselling books they had finished reading.
        
               | jquery wrote:
               | > you update the book to fix some typos (easy to do with
               | Kindle for example) you don't want to lose all your
               | reviews.
               | 
               | Disagree. They should do what Apple does for App Store
               | reviews. Reviews of the latest version only, with other
               | reviews as "background" data.
        
               | bombcar wrote:
               | I don't think anyone would mind that (even the scammers)
               | - because what the scammers want is "Five/four star" and
               | "400 reviews" to show - they don't care what the actual
               | reviews even say.
        
           | Axien wrote:
           | Yup. I tried buying Qualatex twisting balloons from Amazon.
           | From the reviews I could clearly see some sellers were
           | offering legit Qualatex and others were offering cheap knock-
           | offs. Since the reviews are not matched to the seller, I
           | could not tell which sellers were offering the real product.
           | I ended up buying from eBay without issue.
        
         | LegitShady wrote:
         | I got rid of prime and have basically stopped buying from them,
         | and don't feel any loss. Usually if they're way cheaper on
         | something it's over the minimum shipping requirement and I end
         | up buying less stuff rather than paying more for stuff. highly
         | recommend it.
        
         | Animats wrote:
         | _" Amazon has now become the Alibaba of the west"_
         | 
         | Alibaba is _much_ better than Amazon about seller verification.
         | Look up, say,  "PC power supply". On Amazon, you're lucky if
         | you get the address of the seller and a product image.
         | 
         | Alibaba gives you multiple detailed pictures of the object,
         | including its data plate. You get the full address of the
         | seller, and whether it's the manufacturer or a reseller.
         | There's usually a picture of the factory, info about their
         | annual sales and number of employees, whether that's been
         | verified by a third party, how fast they usually respond to
         | inquries. Sometimes even what production equipment they use.
         | What certifications they have and who does their
         | certifications.
         | 
         | Many of those companies will accept an order for one unit.
        
           | sooheon wrote:
           | Yep. You will also often immediately get connected to a sales
           | rep via chat, and they will follow up you all the way through
           | to shipping and for any repeat orders.
        
           | me_me_me wrote:
           | And also, often more then not Amazon listings are just
           | Alibaba's products resales that you can get faster for some
           | stupid high markup.
        
           | Scaevolus wrote:
           | Alibaba & Aliexpress _do_ have a clone problem, but the
           | notable distinction is that they don't aggressively comingle
           | listings like Amazon does. This means for some common
           | consumer items (fidget spinners, etc.) you'll find a hundred
           | listings with identical images, slightly varying
           | descriptions, and different factories, but you can easily
           | choose which seller to buy from.
        
             | mmastrac wrote:
             | AliExpress can be pretty brutal. I went looking for a
             | lithium power pack and it was clear that almost all the
             | listings were the same crap with differently inflated
             | capacities that were physically impossible.
        
               | atatatat wrote:
               | Where did you end up?
        
               | mmastrac wrote:
               | I found a manufacturer that seemed legit and orders a
               | suitcase of LiFePO batteries. Will take about 60 days to
               | arrive via ship but it was a huge pain to sort through
               | the fake sellers.
        
               | quickthrower2 wrote:
               | You are brave buying a high energy chemistry experiment
               | from Alibaba. I'd stick to regular retail for that!
        
               | atatatat wrote:
               | Like where?
        
               | quickthrowman wrote:
               | I buy all my 18650 cells from https://illumn.com
        
               | mmastrac wrote:
               | I think it's a lot easier in the states to find high
               | energy chemistry than it is here in Canada. Prices are
               | much higher because the market is much smaller.
        
               | diggernet wrote:
               | Maybe DigiKey.com ?
        
           | azernik wrote:
           | Notably, Alibaba's core business is B2B. Business customers
           | have very little tolerance for bad shipments, and are
           | frequently repeat customers such that they would quickly have
           | left Alibaba if they could not get predictable quality.
        
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         | okprod wrote:
         | _Is there no oversight at all? Amazon has now become the
         | Alibaba of the west and it makes me sick to think the once
         | beloved marketplace is now just scamville._
         | 
         | This. Most of the time now when I buy from Amazon it feels like
         | buying from a garage sale / flea market. Some examples from my
         | purchases -- 4 pack of AA Eneloops arrived as 2 AAs and 2 AAAs;
         | 2 identical office chairs arrived as 2 different models; Simple
         | Human trash can arrived with 3 softball sized dents in
         | different places; Spigen phone case arrived with some sort of
         | tiny worms/maggots inside a corner of the packaging; Clorox
         | antibacterial wipes arrived in generic packaging containing dry
         | wipes. Porter Yoshida backpack arrived as a similar looking
         | Herschel backpack in the same color.
         | 
         | I remember buying from Amazon and getting solid products really
         | really fast; not sure where that's gone. I do use Amazon for
         | the free Whole Foods delivery and that's been OK, though
         | there's very lax usage of temperature-safe packaging for dairy
         | and meat products.
        
           | gabereiser wrote:
           | This has been my experience lately as well. Packaging that
           | looked like it was broken into or returned leaving me to
           | wonder what was left out. I recently bought a GoPro and
           | received a shady sdcard with it (the package comes with one).
           | When I put the microsd card in the sdcard it wouldn't come
           | out. I threw both away. Packages that were busted up.
           | Packaging that looked like someone else got there first. I'm
           | done. I'm over it. After this mess with Klein Bottles I just
           | deleted the app from my phone. I don't have prime so it's not
           | that hard for me to never shop Amazon again.
        
         | throwawayboise wrote:
         | I already stopped. I used to be a Prime subscriber, and use
         | smile.amazon.com for charitable benefits. I don't use amazon at
         | all now, because I don't trust that I will get what I think I
         | am paying for.
        
         | theonething wrote:
         | It's hard to give up the convenience and fast delivery (with
         | Amazon Prime) though. In my experience, I haven't run into many
         | problems with fraud or fake products (that I know of). I try to
         | avoid third party sellers and only order from Amazon or the
         | seller.
        
           | jorvi wrote:
           | I can get pretty quick delivery from a few other companies in
           | my country. What I can't get is the very very lenient
           | warranty that Amazon gives. Other companies will work as hard
           | as possible to make replacing something under warranty as
           | painful as possible. Amazon basically goes 'sure, ok' and
           | either refunds or sends a replacement.
        
           | estaseuropano wrote:
           | Amazon co-mingles inventory so I have in several cases chosen
           | 'sold by Amazon.de' or the brand name seller and gotten what
           | seem to be fakes. This is common for anything mid-range, e.g.
           | good brand-name pots and pans such as WMF, shoes, utensils,
           | ...
           | 
           | In other cases I've gotten clearly opened/used items sold as
           | new, e.g. woodworking tools.
        
           | Tempest1981 wrote:
           | Fast delivery seems to have become an addiction in our fast-
           | paced lives. Do we really need that new thing tomorrow?
           | Probably not. Yet we can't delay the gratification.
        
             | brobdingnagians wrote:
             | I've also found that if I am looking at a longer delivery
             | time then I put more thought into evaluating if I really
             | need the product, or if I could make do with something
             | else, or if there is a better product available elsewhere.
             | I then tend to focus on quality and other fitness for
             | purpose instead of which item is on Prime delivery.
        
             | nucleardog wrote:
             | I order lots of stuff I need on Amazon. Not want, need, and
             | while it's not life or death usually I need it sooner
             | rather than later. If I can wait, usually I'd just order it
             | elsewhere (including from somewhere like Taobao or
             | Alibaba/Aliexpress and waiting months for it).
             | 
             | And that's exactly where Amazon is super difficult to
             | replace. The current competition is not other online
             | retailers but coordinating with my wife such that she can
             | look after the kid so I can go sit in traffic for an hour
             | to get to the store and grab a couple of things we need for
             | some quick home repairs, etc.
        
             | dave1999x wrote:
             | It's not about delayed gratification - it's about
             | predictability.
             | 
             | I know what I'm doing tomorrow if I can afford to wait for
             | a delivery. What will I be doing on a random day next week?
             | next month? Less so!
        
               | rjmunro wrote:
               | You can often pick stuff up at a local store - e.g.
               | certain couriers have deals with local supermarkets. It
               | sometimes means pick ups are cheaper than the standard
               | paid options.
        
             | syshum wrote:
             | Well from a business stand point, I know we have shifted
             | alot of our daily supply things for IT from a "Keep 10 of
             | these instock at all times" to "Just order it from Amazon
             | as needed" due to the faster delivery time
             | 
             | Just as Manufactures have shifted to JIT for many parts on
             | the production line, other business processes have as well.
        
         | nabla9 wrote:
         | Amazon, Google, Facebook, etc. have almost completely automated
         | customer/user service to keep costs down. Their business model
         | depends on that.
         | 
         | The consumers are in the position of primitive people in front
         | of their gods. They have to come together and pray for gods to
         | notice them if they want wrongs to be righted.
         | 
         | It would be better to solve this through legislation.
        
         | ljm wrote:
         | I went cold turkey on Amazon a few months back; the only thing
         | I've kept is the TV subscription.
         | 
         | What I realised is that it was just a dependency because it was
         | so easy to search for and buy stuff. Nowadays I'll buy from a
         | smaller shop if I need something, but it's more likely that I
         | think "do I _actually_ need this? " and say "no."
        
           | sgc wrote:
           | For me their killer feature is ease and certainty of returns.
           | If I am buying online I need to option to return items that
           | are not as they appear, and Amazon offers that quite readily.
           | 
           | So I think the major hurdle for other businesses is getting a
           | reputation for prompt and free return acceptance if they want
           | to sell things sight unseen.
        
             | greenshackle2 wrote:
             | I'm in Canada and recently I started getting Prime items
             | shipped from the US, with no indication on the listing or
             | at checkout that it was gonna be shipped internationally.
             | It makes returns much less pain-free.
             | 
             | For international returns they don't have labels, you need
             | to pay for shipping, and they supposedly reimburse up to
             | $20 shipping fees but I have found no evidence of an actual
             | process in place to claim it.
             | 
             | (I had to return a book because they sent me a hardcover
             | loosely packed in a box, from the US to Canada. Of course
             | it was damaged in transport. For a place that started out
             | as a book store this is really dumb. I re-ordered it from
             | Chapters, who packed it properly.)
        
             | ljm wrote:
             | I find that I'm more likely to get an item as expected from
             | another store, and will only need to use the return policy
             | if I change my mind or something else happens.
             | 
             | Whereas Amazon basically doesn't care about the inventory
             | it ships and your only choice, really, is to use the return
             | policy to actually get what you want.
             | 
             | I'm in the UK so I enjoy some solid consumer rights (at
             | least for the time being). Plenty of online retailers ship
             | return labels and packaging with your order, should you
             | need to send something back.
        
             | zwaps wrote:
             | At least here in Europe, returns are painless in almost all
             | cases. Give it a shot!
             | 
             | This is especially true for larger and more expensive items
             | (like electronics) where - I can not stress this enough -
             | it is much, much better to buy directly from the company
             | (I'd say 95% of all companies now have d2c shops on their
             | websites).
             | 
             | It used to be the case that Amazon had an advantage in
             | customer support and returns. I feel this is no longer
             | true. I bought an expensive electronic item from Amazon
             | and, when it broke, I send it in under warranty (in the EU,
             | the first six months are essentially no questions asked
             | repairs). Amazon send it to a third-party repair shop that
             | send it back to me without any repair.
             | 
             | By contrast, I had to replace an item from a large consumer
             | electronics company, which I had bought directly with them.
             | They sent me a new one __before__ I had sent in my old
             | item, and the new box included the shipping label to send
             | back the damaged one. Much easier!
             | 
             | Beyond all this, it's obvious that Amazon is now home to
             | fake and faux products. It is my view that the only product
             | worth ordering there are cheapo China duplicates, for a
             | price where you will be okay if they break after one week
             | of use.
             | 
             | Otherwise, go with the supplier. It perhaps takes more than
             | a day to ship, but often it doesn't. You can return any
             | item for any reason within two weeks (in the EU), and
             | damaged items can be returned within warranty anyway -
             | usually with less hassle.
             | 
             | So folks, please stop buying stuff from Amazon if you can
             | help it. As this - and countless other instances - has
             | shown, Amazon is no longer worth supporting, for any
             | reason.
        
           | prepend wrote:
           | Also, Walmart.com has similar prices and selection. Free
           | shipping is $35 though. I've had much better results with
           | Walmart packaging and shipping lately.
        
             | allochthon wrote:
             | In the US, I prefer walmart.com over Amazon for groceries
             | because they do their usual price vetting, whereas you can
             | end up paying three times the normal price for something on
             | Amazon if you're not careful.
        
             | fma wrote:
             | I have their Walmart Plus. If I'm buying a major brand item
             | I go to Walmart. 0 chance of knockoffs. I get 2 day free
             | shipping. And - if it's in stock locally, many times they
             | deliver directly from the store and I get it next day (no
             | option to tip...so no pressure there).
             | 
             | I use their store delivery option if I'm buying certain
             | groceries or items I need ASAP. Yeah I need to tip - but I
             | consider it me saving gas money/time.
        
               | kevin_thibedeau wrote:
               | > Yeah I need to tip
               | 
               | Wal-mart employees don't get tip workers minimum wage.
               | The cost of their service is already priced in.
        
               | fma wrote:
               | Walmart sources their instore shopping to door dash
               | employees. Doordash delivers their product whether you
               | use the Walmart.com, or Walmart Groceries (in store).
               | 
               | The only difference is that it's more explicit it comes
               | from doordash when you use Walmart Groceries.
        
             | csnover wrote:
             | Their return window is 90 days versus Amazon's 30 and they
             | actually let you schedule the return pick-up date. Also,
             | their Prime-competitor Walmart+ service[0] ($98/year) has
             | no order minimums.
             | 
             | [0] https://www.walmart.com/plus
        
         | WesleyHale wrote:
         | > Is there no oversight at all?
         | 
         | What do you expect from a company who has an automated system
         | to fire employees, and they're notified if the discharge
         | through an app on their phone?
         | 
         | There main objective is volume.
        
           | CogitoCogito wrote:
           | I couldn't believe this, but looks like it's true:
           | 
           | https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2021-06-28/fired-
           | by-...
           | 
           | What a trash company.
        
             | quickthrower2 wrote:
             | > "Executives knew this was gonna shit the bed," this
             | person said. "That's actually how they put it in meetings.
             | The only question was how much poo we wanted there to be."
             | 
             | They literally are!
        
         | Mountain_Skies wrote:
         | While I still purchase some things from Amazon, anything that's
         | to be ingested or involves supplying electrical current is a
         | no. It's a sad day when GNC is a more reputable place to shop
         | than Amazon.
        
         | HumblyTossed wrote:
         | > This, and other instances of this scam make me not want to
         | buy anything off Amazon ever again.
         | 
         | Agree. Our family has nearly weened ourselves off of Amazon. We
         | do still buy from there occasionally, but for most things we
         | don't.
        
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