[HN Gopher] A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle... ___________________________________________________________________ A foreign seller has hijacked my Amazon Klein bottle listing Author : _Robbie Score : 2269 points Date : 2021-06-30 04:18 UTC (18 hours ago) (HTM) web link (kleinbottle.com) (TXT) w3m dump (kleinbottle.com) | Trias11 wrote: | Amazon stimulates fake reviews, fake listings and fake vendors. | | This practice has to stop. | | Gigantic class action suit is overdue for this fraudulent | criminal empire. | nullc wrote: | You mean you don't remove your blackheads with a volumeless four | dimension manifold? | azinman2 wrote: | I _really_ want a filter on Amazon for both where a product is | manufactured as well as where the company exists. Basically I | want to undo the Chinese-knockoffization of Amazon with all its | complete dilution of all search results... let alone sad stories | like this. | [deleted] | pjbeam wrote: | Not sure if it will help but I escalated this internally. I work | at AWS though and am certainly not in a position of great | influence. | ad-astra wrote: | Hey, I'm from the photos org, how can I help +1 this? | ad-astra wrote: | Hey Cliff, I'll hop on the internal Amazon network tomorrow and | figure out who I can talk to about this. | CliffStoll wrote: | Thank you! | | Ad astra per aspera? !! | | Cheers, -Cliff | lanstin wrote: | I have a Klein Stein and it is excellent, both for beer and | coolness. Cliff Stole's book on tracking a hacker is also a tour | de force in tracking things back to the cause. And, like me, he | was a stay at home parent for a long time. | CliffStoll wrote: | Thank you Lanstin! | | Stay-at-home parent? Oh, but your note brings smile to this | tired astronomer's face... | williesleg wrote: | Ha! Asshole finally got hacked! | lgats wrote: | The trademark the foreign seller used to hijack the listing | https://uspto.report/TM/90721592 | Johnny555 wrote: | _A sleezy company hijacked my Amazon listing to move my positive | reviews over to their product._ | | I've seen that happen sometimes, and always wondered how or why | it happened. Like I'll be reading reviews for a USB Memory stick, | and the 5 star reviews rave about nail polish. | | I've reported these cases to Amazon, but they take no action. | intricatedetail wrote: | And when you report it to government agency in your country | they say to talk to Amazon or stop using them. | | These too big to fail companies need to be split and held | accountable! | | If they consciously let fraudsters operate, in my opinion they | are complicit! | maciekpaprocki wrote: | Hi Cliff, | | First of all thank you for being you. I read about you week ago | and then I went into a massive youtube binge of your videos. I | had a bad day and needed a distraction and seriously your videos | were uplifting, funny, educational and so binge worthy. Great | stuff, highly recommended to anyone. Wish there would be more of | them. | | From ecommerce perspective, don't care about amazon. I wouldn't | say that for most business, but I am sure most of the clients | buying from you actually know you as it's hard to search for | klein bottle without without you popping up. It is first result | above amazon in my google search and I would assume most of the | sales on amazon were actually coming from people that first seen | your website and just wanted to quick checkout. | CliffStoll wrote: | My thanks to you Macie. I appreciate your smile and kindness - | I hope you got more than your fill of my silly videos. | | You're right, of course: As others point out, mine is a hobby- | business, and Amazon isn't the best place for it. Still, it was | fun having a (small) presence there, even if most of my | customer interaction happened through my Kleinbottle website. | | Having said this, I'll probably continue this zero-volume | business out of my home; the cool thing is how many fascinating | people I meet. Just a week ago, a mathematician stopped by and | tried to teach me homotopy theory. Good stuff! | lilyball wrote: | I would really love to know why "Amvoom" could declare to Amazon | that they own "Acme Klein Bottle" when "Acme Klein Bottle" has | nothing to do with the "Amvoom" trademark. Can they just declare | they own _any_ page that doesn 't have a registered trademark? | mike_d wrote: | Any valid trademark gets you in the door, then Amazon trusts | that you exert your rights only over your brands. | | For example Anker could have a trademark on "Anker" (the brand) | and then claim the "PowerCore III" listing for their battery | pack without having to trademark the name of each product. | CliffStoll wrote: | In short, yes. If a seller (like me) has not trademarked | his/her brand, and has not registered with Amazon's Brand | Registry, then the listing can be hijacked. Of course, | hijackers will only considers taking listings with many five- | star reviews extending over several years. | hippich wrote: | Speaking from the experience - listing can be hijacked even | if it has a brand registered trademark. These hijackers, | rumored, are bribing amazon insiders to change trademark on | the listing and gain full editing access to it after change | is made. | jmkd wrote: | So, appalling scam aside, everyone knows what a Klein bottle is | or what it does? First I've heard of it, and neither Stoll's site | or the Amazon listing shed any light on the topic...just in- | jokes. | matsemann wrote: | It is mainly a joke/gag product for mathematicians, or a cool | office decoration. Nothing you would buy without the background | knowledge. | | But second sentence in the listing: | | > Like a Mobius strip, this Klein bottle has only one side. In | addition, a Klein bottle has no edge - the connection from | "inside" to "outside" is smooth, and the bottle has no lip. | | Is proper descriptive. | ratww wrote: | There's a Wikipedia page: | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klein_bottle | jcl wrote: | I love that the "hand-blown" bottle pictured in the article | is one of Cliff Stoll's. | mbeex wrote: | Buyed the real thing from his site (https://www.kleinbottle.com/ | as mentioned) 1.5 years ago. Much more to enjoy there anyway. | | Thanks Cliff & Greetings from Germany | CliffStoll wrote: | Thank you M'Beex. You're why I make these one-sided things. (a | tip of my hat, -Cliff) | [deleted] | thethought wrote: | Sleazy company hijacked Cliff Stoll's Amazon Klein bottle | listing. | | To me "foreign seller" implies Amazon sellers/buyers has some | sort of national context? | | Note: I do feel bad hijacking happens in Amazon. | vfclists wrote: | Amvoom fraudulent page in Google webcache | | https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:0UGfjt... | binarysolo wrote: | Given how this is on page-1 of HN, jeff@amazon (the elite US- | based seller support team who uses the email, not Bezos) is gonna | tear this AMVOOM / TaroRee hijacker a new one. | | While this is kinda designed-as-intended (Amazon wants you to | brand register with them for protection), this is a pretty shitty | dark pattern they put up and sadly it happens as an annoying edge | case that existing sellers and customers have to deal with. | | Source: me, a mid-sized Amazon 3P seller/vendor. | | Edit: "-Cliff Stoll Saturday morning June 26, in Oakland, | California. And yes, I am now trademarking Acme Klein Bottle." | Looks like Amazon's getting what they want after all. | avipars wrote: | I wonder if they'll keep the email for when jeff steps down | officially | modeless wrote: | Sure, but there are hundreds of other sellers ready to do the | same exploits tomorrow, or worse. The systemic problems are not | being addressed. Amazon doesn't have the right incentives to | solve these issues. | CliffStoll wrote: | Sigh. A trademark for a common item (like a T-shirt or a | voltmeter) seems to cost about $350 through the USPTO, if you | do it yourself and your goods are listed in their directory. If | your goods are oddball (like glass or woolen nonorientable | manifolds) then you have to use a more expensive system which | starts at $450 and escalates depending on how many different | types of goods you're trademarking. | thechao wrote: | Wait until your trademark is summarily rejected without | reason & you have to get a lawyer for an hour to "call a | friend" to get the mark amended. | telesilla wrote: | We had a tricky trademark submission recently and we were | provided with a free attorney who was spectacular and very | easy to work with. Your assessment matched my experience. | binarysolo wrote: | I'm sorry Cliff: the system sucks because there's a lot of | edge case handling when they're dealing with millions of | vendors selling literal hundreds of millions of SKUs. | | Many of them autogenerated programmatically like "I love X" | shirts, and X = some dictionary list; or bots built to | crosslist Target/Walmart product over to Amazon etc. for | arbitrage etc. | | I hope someone from Amazon has reached out to you Cliff - my | wife gifted my FIL one of your klein bottles and it's been an | absolute delight going through the purchasing experience with | you. Thank you for the joy you bring to us! | Symbiote wrote: | The system sucks because the income gained through dealing | with millions of vendors selling literally hundreds of | millions of SKUs is channelled into Amazon's profits, | rather than people or systems to deal with the resulting | problems. | binarysolo wrote: | It's actually worse I think: Amazon demands the people | and systems to be better-on-metrics over time -- dealing | with Seller Support is just a huge nightmare these days | as a seller. | blibble wrote: | so it'll get removed, drop off the front page | | and 6 hours the scammer will be back under another account | fmajid wrote: | It takes some chutzpah to turn defense from your own willful | negligence into a revenue center. Like telcos' telemarketer | blocking services or Equifux offering credit monitoring | services (only free for the first year) to the millions whose | sensitive financial info they allowed to be breached. | EricE wrote: | "It takes some chutzpah to turn defense from your own willful | negligence into a revenue center." It's not chutzpah - it's | the norm for most tech companies - or any other companies | who's primary product is intellectual property. Think patent | trolls, copyright trolls, etc. Amazon is a product troll that | somehow has managed to maintain a veneer of legitimacy. | | I see what they are doing no differently than what Steele | started with Prenda law. Heck that's probably where Amazon | got the idea :p | barbazoo wrote: | > jeff@amazon is gonna tear this AMVOOM / TaroRee hijacker a | new one | | Sigh. The usual FAANG bs. Do nothing as long as it makes you | money and do the minimum only if it caused enough outrage. No | values, no ethics, 100% shallow. | rfwhyte wrote: | This isn't an Amazon bug, it's a feature. Amazon has known for | YEARS about sleazy (Mostly Chinese) sellers manipulating reviews, | paying for review and generally engaging in super shady | practices, and Amazon has done literally NOTHING about it, so at | this point we can reasonable assume they tacitly condone these | practices. | | Amazon reviews have all but become useless as a result. Perhaps | one of the least trustworthy corners on an increasingly trustless | internet. | IOT_Apprentice wrote: | Is there someone here from Amazon that can actually do something | about this? | CliffStoll wrote: | Guess I'd better say a few things. | | First, I deeply appreciate that so many on Hacker News have come | out for this. Enough to awaken me from a sound sleep on a Tuesday | evening! | | I don't really care that much about selling Klein bottles over | Amazon - it's mainly to reach parents over the holidays. But I do | wish that Amazon would do something about this kind of thing. | | Finally, I"m very low on stocks of glass Klein bottles. It's | weird for me to ask my friends not to buy the things I've worked | so hard to make, but I guess I'd better. I hope to have more | manifolds in mid to late summer. | | Warm wishes all around, | | -Cliff (way late on a cloudy Tuesday evening in Oakland) | meesterdude wrote: | Hold lots of respect for you and regret that this has happened | to you, but thanks for bringing these specifics to light. | Amazon needs to fix this - or regulators need to force them to. | randylahey wrote: | Cliff, reading `The Cuckoo's Egg` in the 90's when I was in my | early teens was a watershed moment in my life. Set me up upon a | path of discovery and fascination with technology of all kinds. | Countless thanks! | astrange wrote: | I was going to say, I don't think that's the message you were | supposed to take from it, but it looks like he retracted his | next book. | | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicon_Snake_Oil | blairanderson wrote: | Hi Cliff, I'm an independent amazon consultant. | | Your Amazon problems would be solved with a regular USPTO | trademark. They don't recognize common-law trademarks because | they are heavily arguable in litigation. | | USPTO is a database of trademarks already scrutinized by | trademark attorneys and government. It's not perfect, but it is | a collection that Amazon recognizes. | | You can do this for $2000-ish and never think about it again. | | then GS1.org for barcodes | | Now you can sell your bottles in museum gift-shops! | mfer wrote: | It's kind of sad if the only way to stop having your item | listing in Amazon from being hijacked is to trademark. | throwawaycities wrote: | I can save him the money...it would be highly unlikely the | USPTO would grant a TM for "ACME Klein Bottle". | | In either case, or even in the case the was a seller | legitimately infringing on a valid trademark, Amazon should | not be reassigning reviews from one sellers product to | another seller under these types of matters. How in the hell | would that be beneficial to Amazon shoppers? | pbhjpbhj wrote: | Indeed, "Klein bottle" is not descriptive of the origin, | it's descriptive of the type of goods. Trademarks indicate | origin and must do so distinctively to be registered. | | _This post is my own view, not legal advice, and unrelated | to my employment._ | mrandish wrote: | It's a shame that a small-time reseller like Cliff has to go | to the trouble and expense to register a trademark to protect | his listing (which I doubt Cliff will bother with). | | Until about 5-6 years ago the changes Amazon made almost | universally made their service better and more pro-user | convenience/efficiency. Since then it's really become a | nightmare. I realize they are being abused by scammers who | are scheming every way to subvert the system but as a | technologist familiar with web tech and distribution, it's | clear there are _some_ anti-consumer experience issues which | Amazon _could_ fix but is choosing not to. | | For example, allowing vendors to list alternate "versions" | which aren't really the same product at all. It makes it | harder to tell what the star rating averages are for the | version I actually want (and I have to sort reviews by | version which is only accessible on a subpage. Frankly, I'd | rather they just go back to one listing per product. Yes it's | less useful for a hundred different sized machine screws but | it seems like a major source of these issues. | | Then there's the nightmare of letting different sellers sell | on the "same" product listing. Crap clone products flit in | and out contaminating the integrity of reviews because a | shoddy version slips in but only from one seller out of six | or seven. | | As someone who deals with them everyday, do you think they | are NOT doing some of the things they could to stop these | issues due to strong incentives (Amazon makes more $$$ | allowing users to be frustrated), or do you think they are | sincerely doing what they can (within reasonable costs) to | solve these chronic issues? They used to understand that | accuracy and transparency ultimately yield more sales (even | if lower for an individual product). I'd like to believe | Amazon didn't change their ethos from the early days, but... | iratewizard wrote: | Amazon is filled to the brim with predominantly Chinese | scammers that they have shown no interest in stopping. | Scams I've seen: | | - 2 pack scammers that sell someone else's product as a | bundle, but it costs more to buy the 2 pack than it does to | buy the real item twice. | | - Listing swaps, where someone will take a commodity | listing with lots of reviews and change the listing to sell | overpriced broken garbage | | - Counterfeiting or extreme product cheapening after a | listing receives recommended status | | - A mountain of fake review schemes now including this. | | These bad actors don't contribute to the Amazon market. | There's little reason not to ban them for ToS violations. | heavyset_go wrote: | > _These bad actors don 't contribute to the Amazon | market. There's little reason not to ban them for ToS | violations._ | | These bad actors are optimizing for sales, and Amazon | benefits from each sale on their marketplace. Their | actions result in more money for the bad actors and for | Amazon alike. | | It's a similar situation to VC-funded social media | platforms turning a blind eye to bots and automation | early on because bot activity increases growth and | engagement metrics, both of which in turn can increase | the platform's valuation in future funding rounds or an | IPO. | ManBlanket wrote: | Funny you mention the 2-pack scammers. I was literally | just looking for a center-post mounted bike seat for a | child yesterday and noticed that exact scam. I thought to | myself, "why would someone want a two pack of these bike | seats?" Lo and behold the actual product cost less than | half as much as the two pack. I didn't realize what was | going on, just thought, "this doesn't seem legit" and | bought a totally different item. Poor bike-seat | manufacturer. | wpietri wrote: | Sure, that sounds good, banning scammers. But then | important metrics would not go up and to the right. | Metrics executives see! You can't just run around | prioritizing the customer experience willy-nilly. Who | knows what that would lead to?!? /s | SomewhatLikely wrote: | When you scroll tho y the end of the reviews they have a | link that says something like show reviews from other | countries. If the reviews for different versions worked | this way it might cut down on some of the version scamming. | paulpauper wrote: | Making the step from a hobby to a business means having to | make the necessary investments, some of which may be costly | and a pain in the ass, to protect one's intellectual | property. | fncypants wrote: | I'm not sure why the parent was downvoted. The trademark | scheme was built to make marketplaces more efficient, by | giving producers a carve out in the conversation--a word | or phrase or logo--so that they and consumers and | distributors can engage together confidently with some | bright line rules to work with. | | The alternative is anarchy, and much more expensive then | filing for a trademark if you want to sell in the | marketplace. Like insurance, everyone that wants to be in | the market pays a little, so that it makes it easier to | avoid something like this. | speeder wrote: | Except selling Klein bottles is a hobby, his actual | business is teaching. | CliffStoll wrote: | Oh yes, Speeder. | | Thank you! -Cliff | saxonww wrote: | I think it's ironic that you're saying he has to pay to | run his business safely, when Amazon's set things up this | way specifically because they don't want to pay to run | their business safely. | | It's a little outrageous that a 3rd party can come take | over your storefront without any avenue to challenge. | gowld wrote: | There is nothing wrong with Cliff's store front: | https://www.kleinbottle.com | | The problem is in Amazon's storefront, and there millions | of sellers are operating in the same space, so doing some | due diligence is required. If Cliff could just seize | ownership of his storefront from a thief, why couldn't a | thief seize it from Cliff? The solution is to register a | proper trademark. | | Like it or not, the world is messy, and it costs to keep | it clean. Registering a trademark is like buying locks | for your home and vehicle, and buying soap to wash your | clothes, and changing the oils in your machines. | jmcgough wrote: | This logic assumes that it's cheap to get a trademark, | whereas the parent says it'll cost $2000. | | This leaves small hobby stores like Cliff's with no | practical defense against scams like this if they've only | made a few thousand in profits through amazon sales, | especially if they don't have that cash on hand (and | suddenly lose their amazon revenue stream!) | | Like it's easy to say "well you should have trademarked | your product" after the fact, but very few people have | even heard of this scam when it happens to them. | whelming_wave wrote: | It's interesting that you say "some due diligence is | required" and go on to put the burden of that diligence | on Cliff, rather than the creator of the marketplace. | worik wrote: | The solution is for Amazon to be less horrid. | | There really are no polite words to describe business | practices. | | Stop buying from Amazon. Quite easy actually. | beprogrammed wrote: | Exactly, stop buying from Amazon. | | There a software company running a software market, all | the power is in there hands, and they choose to do | nothing. | dragonwriter wrote: | > USPTO is a database of trademarks | | No the United States Patent and Trademark Office is not a | database of trademarks. | | It has one, though. | hhh wrote: | While this would probably _work_ , it seems insane to me that | this would be the only thing to protect his listing from a | _completely different category of product_ being merged with | another. | Accujack wrote: | You're not wrong. | | Because Amazon's system is insane unless you realize it's | designed only for the benefit of the corporation, not for | any kind of fairness or quality. | cwkoss wrote: | Has there been a study on the volume of counterfeit goods | flowing through amazon's marketplace? | | Seems likely they are now the #1 seller of counterfeit | goods globally, by a decent margin. | nr2x wrote: | I'll bet a six pack of decent beer the % of all sales | that are counterfeit goods is double digits. | krferriter wrote: | The success of Amazon retail is in part because of the | ~feature~ of seamless, rampant IP infringement and zero | legal or financial liability on the part of Amazon for | making money off it. | greyhair wrote: | Which has gotten worse over time, and one of the several | reasons why my Prime membership will not renew this year. | cbsmith wrote: | What's unfortunate is that _ideally_ fairness & quality | should be in the interests of the marketplace. | freeopinion wrote: | Let's say that Acme is a low-down, dirty-rotten, rip-off | con who has been usurping somebody else's trademark to make | a quick buck with counterfeit merchandise. | | Why would Amazon merge the reviews of that product with the | reviews of the authentic, high-quality, reputable Chinese | vendor's actual product? | | Why does Amazon allow a "color" to point to a product from | a completely different seller? Why does Amazon allow | product aliases at all? | spacemark wrote: | ...or the fact that the only way to get this information is | a HN comment from an independent Amazon consultant. | jbluepolarbear wrote: | That shouldn't be required. Amazon should verify the seller. | Scam sellers sell knockoff trademarked items everyday on | Amazon. Trademark won't fix anything. | pbhjpbhj wrote: | Do Amazon care about jurisdiction, UK registration is ~PS200, | perhaps any registered trademark will get you recognised by | Amazon [in all jurisdictions]? | | If someone is squatting one's trademark you can still sue | them with an unregistered mark, and perhaps crucially if | they're using Amazon then Amazon should be up for | contributory infringement. | | _This is not legal advice and represents my personal views | only._ | technothrasher wrote: | I was thinking similarly, what about state trademarks? I've | got a Massachusetts trademark because it was quick and | easy, and cost only $50. My lawyer advised me that, while | not as iron clad as a federal trademark, it would tend to | discourage anybody else from filing federally on the mark | because they'd do a search and mine would turn up and | they'd rather pick a different mark than be limited in one | state. I don't sell product on Amazon though, so I don't | know if it would work in that instance. | williesleg wrote: | Go back to punched cards ass munch | Qwertious wrote: | Don't buy this guy's klein bottles, they're a scam - they're | only THREE dimensional! Such a rip off. How am I supposed to | store a y[?]og-so[?][?]th[?]o[?]t[?]h[?] in this thing? | bobbyi_settv wrote: | Worse, the klein bottles did nothing to remove my black heads | Y_Y wrote: | The classic Klein bottle is a 2D surface. It doesn't embed in | R^3 regardless of whether you give it a little thickness so | you can make it out of matter. | pantulis wrote: | Just remember to keep the formulaes for the descending node | (or dragon's tail) handy. | bawana wrote: | Does anyone else see 10 vertical lines of characters that | look like the 'matrix' font overlaid on the word 'yog so | Thoth' in the last two lines of qwertious' post? | technothrasher wrote: | Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn | [deleted] | gerdesj wrote: | A small dog has just materialised and widdled on my foot. | Please be careful when summoning the Old Ones. | YeGoblynQueenne wrote: | The Puppy of Tindalos! Ia! | Stratoscope wrote: | The four dimensional answer to this one dimensional | question will also answer your question and many others: | | https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/ | | Strangely, I had that very page open on my three | dimensional computing device last night and it was still | open just now. | | This Must Mean Something. | kalleboo wrote: | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zalgo_text | jrochkind1 wrote: | no, it's just you. | YeGoblynQueenne wrote: | What post? | temp0826 wrote: | There are no antimemetic posts. | bryanrasmussen wrote: | yeah, but I see those everywhere... all the time! | wffurr wrote: | That's He Who Shall Not Be Named's hand reaching into the | material world, making himself known to all who would dare | parse HTML with regular expressions. | teh_klev wrote: | And signalling the immanentizing of Tony the Pony. | wizzwizz4 wrote: | Do not speak his name. | martyvis wrote: | It's a Unicode trick | https://lingojam.com/GlitchTextGenerator | [deleted] | neilpmas wrote: | I do | Grustaf wrote: | No it's your space that's 3-dimensional. Just make sure to | store your klein bottles in 4d space and they will be free of | holes and self intersections. | Vivtek wrote: | This is what comes of neglecting the storage instructions. | smoyer wrote: | Cliff Stoll stores Klein bottles i in the crawl space under | his house and manages his inventory with a frickin' robot. | The head clearance seems a bit short for a4 4D space! | lalaithion wrote: | PEBCAK (Problem Exists Between Chair And Klein bottle) | FridayoLeary wrote: | how did you do that? | sp332 wrote: | Something like http://www.eeemo.net/ | FridayoLeary wrote: | Thanks for that helpful answer. Big no thanks to those | people who downvoted a genuine curious question. I'm | allowed to not know something. | furyg3 wrote: | Hey Cliff, I just have to say thanks. I read the Cuckoo's Egg | in the early 90s and while I was already interested in | computers, the idea that there were "networks" of them out | there... well... it blew my mind. | | I immediately went to my school librarian and said I wanted to | try to connect computers together, or try to dial-up to library | information services, etc. We started learning together. | | You were a huge inspiration, thanks. | queuebert wrote: | That book changed my life. | CliffStoll wrote: | Changed mine, too. Q-Bert. | theelous3 wrote: | Ha! I didn't know the klien bottle guy was the accounting | error guy. That's very cool. | | Googled him there and he's listed as an astronomer. But the | astronomers consider him a computer guy ;) | cartoonworld wrote: | You should read his book! He discusses this in the first | chapter. He helped (or maybe solely) design the lens at W. | M. Keck observatory, and you can see him on Numberphile a | lot. | _joel wrote: | Definitely, I read it in a day it was so enthralling. | CliffStoll wrote: | Took a year to write. Asynchronous I/O, I guess. | bigiain wrote: | So long as more than 365 people spent a day or more | reading it, you got your revenge on the universe... ;-) | JshWright wrote: | One of my (very sincerely held) goals in life is to be as | excited about _something_ as Cliff Stoll is about | _everything_. | Tepix wrote: | Same here, my copy from 1989 is still on my bookshelf. Thanks | for being inspiring! | alexdean wrote: | I just wanted to jump in and say the same thing. I had the | hardback of the Cuckoo's Egg as a teenager in the 90s. Huge | inspiration to me and I have worked in and around tech ever | since. Thank you. | cartoonworld wrote: | There was also a television adaptation, "The KGB, the | Computer, and Me" produced by PBS Nova in like 1992, starring | Clifford Stoll as Cliff Stoll! | | Here is a bootlegged youtube link--it's the best I've got. | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGv5BqNL164 | | A legend! | kirillzubovsky wrote: | Fascinating movie, thank you for linking to it! I loved to | see what logging and tracing looked like back in the day. | Looks a lot more fun than just dumping terabytes to S3. I | also really enjoyed how stoked and energetic Cliff was | about the whole thing. What a gem! | belter wrote: | Thank you for the link. Amazing. And Cliff as himself ! I | read the book but just could not stop watching the | documentary. | | Next time I am in Hannover will have to take a photo in | front of the flat. It got a repaint though... | | https://www.google.com/maps/@52.371627,9.7208921,3a,53.1y,1 | 3... | CliffStoll wrote: | Ooh ... I visited there way back when. Down where that | bike is parked there was a coin-operated cigarette | machine. And they sold Benson & Hedges ciggies (which | were the passwords that the hackers had chosen). Sends me | way back, Belter. | apendleton wrote: | It looks like archive.org also has it: https://archive.org/ | details/The_KGB_The_Computer_and_Me_1990 | MR4D wrote: | That you are linking to a bootleg copy of video on this | thread is...ironic, to say the least. | adolph wrote: | Well, it is unavailable on Amazon... | | https://www.amazon.com/KGB-Computer-Me-VHS/dp/B00004Y50L | | https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B000JLM0RQ/ref=atv | _dp... | ASalazarMX wrote: | Don't worry, I'm sure "AMVOOM The KGB, the Computer, and | Me" will be listed anytime soon. | beardyw wrote: | I read it only last year. A brilliant and now historical | book. | BuildTheRobots wrote: | Mind slightly blown. The Cookoo's Egg is a great book, | Cliff is amazing to watch in the Klein Bottle videos, but | I've only just realised they're the same person! | rbanffy wrote: | There's a movie about it, with Cliff Stoll himself on the | lead role. | incompatible wrote: | There's a movie about the hacker: 23 - Nichts ist so wie | es scheint. | rbanffy wrote: | That's true. I like both movies. | noefingway wrote: | a fantastic and inspirational read. also great cookie recipe! | made them many times | duxup wrote: | There was a story about a guy who had a self published book. He | was the only person printing / selling his book. | | Until someone showed up on amazon and sold it too, they just | copied it and printed it themselves. | | The copied book is identical, cover and all, images in the | Amazon listing too ... Amazon chose to do nothing. | lazyant wrote: | I have a similar issue; I have a $10 self published book on | Amazon and somebody re-listed with an earlier (like 1900!) | publication date, so it shows up first when looking for it | and it's listed at like $100. | | I don't know who can fall for this in my case but I'm sure if | they can they have probably done this at scale. When I search | in Amazon I see a lot of results with wide range of prices so | I'm sure some people are just counting on showing up on | results, users being "lazy" and arbitraging the difference | between their listing and the cheapest vendor. | fourseventy wrote: | He should just sue for copyright infringement. | duxup wrote: | IIRC: Amazon won't tell him who it is and he suspects it's | just someone out of legal reach / as the book is just self | published his legal resources are pretty limited. | pbhjpbhj wrote: | Amazon are selling it; if it's tortuously acquired he can | sue them. | | _My opinion, not legal advice._ | EricE wrote: | Which is what the infringers hope - and the major engine | driving much of Amazon's profits. | | Fraud. | | I remember when people used to (heck still do) get worked | up about Walmart but those same people not only order | from Amazon all the time, they even join B mans private | club (Prime). | kevin_thibedeau wrote: | You sue Amazon for contributory infringement. Subpoena | for the number of fraudulent copies they sold and then | press for triple damages plus all of your fees. Even if | that number is tiny you'll cost them much more in legal | bills. | wpietri wrote: | I'm not sure why I'd spend $50k forcing Amazon to spend | $250k. They can play that game a lot longer than me. | | Honestly, all the stories in this thread make me very | glad I canceled my Prime subscription. I still use Amazon | occasionally, but now most of my purchases go direct. | With the exception of books; there I order from my local | bookstore. | code_duck wrote: | This borosilicate shortage sounds worrisome! I'm inactive now, | but did boro flamework for ~20 years and just wanted to say as | a fellow glassblower that I love what you do with glass. | GistNoesis wrote: | What about the following listing (first result for the search | "acme klein bottle" ) : | | https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08YWM31V4 by "Brand: Cradle & Dew" | | "Kleinverse Exquisite Glass Klein Bottle, Handmade Math & | Science Education Vase, Mobius Strip Glass Display for Gifts, | Geometry Decoration & Theorem Glass - Collab with Mr Cliff | Stoll" $74.90 + shipping | | How linked to you is this ? Are these just reselling your | products or are they independently made ? | | Edit : In the description it states "These Klein bottles are | proudly designed in Singapore, The Garden City". | zwaps wrote: | Seems they are also ripping off his product descriptions. | | Anything that can be done to get these people off of amazon? | atatatat wrote: | Get it to affect their revenue somehow (people used to do | boycotts for things like this, but now everything is one | company, so what do we do?) | jfk13 wrote: | I was going to ask about this too -- my suspicious nature | immediately thinks they're improperly taking advantage of | Cliff's name to promote their product. But maybe there's a | genuine collaboration and it's all above board? | atlanta90210 wrote: | Big fan sir - thank you for all you have done and continue to | do. | prepend wrote: | Thanks for your book. | | A friend recommended it to me as a "beach book" and I bought it | not knowing anything about it. Best beach book ever. | capitainenemo wrote: | Much love, I've read your site through, often times out loud to | family and coworkers. GL w/ Amazon. Minor nitpick. The link to | go back to top of page at the bottom of | https://kleinbottle.com/ links to index.htm and not index.html | and is thus a 404. I guess you could just link it to / or | ideally change <body bgcolor="#fff"> to <body id="top" | bgcolor="#fff"> and link to <a href="#top"> to avoid a new page | load. | capitainenemo wrote: | (if anyone's wondering, now fixed ) | CliffStoll wrote: | Fixed, because of your help and advice. >Thank you!< -Cliff | (who stumbles over .htm and .html files) | shostack wrote: | Just wanted to say while your bottles are awesome, your under- | house storage and retrieval system is the stuff of my childhood | dreams and my claustrophobic adult nightmares. | | How did you go about designing it? Was it fairly organic? Or | did you have the full plan from the beginning? | [deleted] | ggerules wrote: | Cliff, Thanks for being in this world. I still own my hardback | copy of "The Cuckoo's Egg" from 30 some odd years ago. I also | talk about the events that unfolded in that book to my | students! It's a great story! | TheSpiceIsLife wrote: | I love my Klein bottle earrings, there so tiny! Thanks Cliff! | js2 wrote: | You signed a copy of _The Cuckoo 's Egg_ for me, oh, maybe 30 | years ago, which I still own. I just wanted to say thank you | for being a positive inspiration in my life. | | Hot ziggitty! | | https://ibb.co/8jy12Z8 | | https://ibb.co/Nxt7V6j | CliffStoll wrote: | Jay - that looks surprisingly like my signature. Wonder who | counterfeited it... Cheers, -Cliff | jayspell wrote: | Cliff I love your website, it makes me all nostalgic for the | internet of the 90's / early 2000's - full of personality and | humor. | CliffStoll wrote: | My reciprocal appreciation to Fury, Atlanta/n, and Meester (and | my many other friends on Hacker News). | | I deeply appreciate the kindness and support of the hacker | community - sends me back thirty five years to when I was | fooling with a Unix workstation and stumbled on a small | accounting error. Back then, I was surprised by the outpouring | of help, suggestions, and collaboration from other computer | folk. | | At this moment, I again thank this community -- across decades | and across the globe, I'm heartened and happy to be one of the | gang. | | Warm wishes all around, -Cliff | cwkoss wrote: | You seem like a really cool and interesting person, Cliff. | | Do you still use the RC mini forklift for storage? I've | always thought that seemed like a lot of fun. | | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg6woZULFeM | cowmix wrote: | When I had my little ISP in the early 90s, Cliff's book was | given to every new customer for the first few years. | smithza wrote: | Cliff, if you ever read this, I have a computer science book | club that could use reading suggestions. Thoughts? Anything | from management to best practices ... we will be adding your | seminal work to our list too :) | omgJustTest wrote: | Their blackhead remover product might be brand hijacking, but | their ACME Remover Product! it's the real deal. Just see this | review of their product: | | "100% success at removing ACME (Klein bottles) from some | kids, parents, even works on some websites!" -Cliff Stoll (He | did not say this, its a joke!) | kabbalf wrote: | Hey Cliff, just wanted to say that the Klein bottle I bought in | 2014 or so is the best buying experience I've ever had. It's | still the only piece of home decoration I own. Thanks! | CliffStoll wrote: | Many thanks, indeed, Kabb. I hope the manifold is still | working after, uh, seven years. (You're aware, of course, | that it's covered by my exclusive 1,000,000 year guarantee.) | amluto wrote: | Have you considered filing an FTC complaint? The new FTC | commissioner actually seems to care about these things. | silexia wrote: | I second this! | lopis wrote: | So in 2015 [1] you said you ordered enough bottles for about 10 | years, but you're already running out? That's quite the success | story you have there! | | [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k3mVnRlQLU | CliffStoll wrote: | Lopis, you're right. Forward planning has never been my | strong suit, and backward planning doesn't seem to work for | me. There are some smart people in the world who can predict | demand. Not me! | | And, about twenty minutes ago, I ran out of large Klein | bottles. It'll be September before I can get more, what with | shortages of borosilicate glass. | [deleted] | chx wrote: | A mathematical side note: I might be woefully ignorant but I | thought it's not possible to make a Klein bottle in the real | world...? | | This is not to belittle Stoll's work, it might be a model or | approximation... or I'm just missing something. | cperciva wrote: | You are correct. Stoll makes a projection of Klein bottles into | 3-space which results in them being self-intersecting. | CliffStoll wrote: | Yep, exactly. | onion2k wrote: | _I might be woefully ignorant but I thought it 's not possible | to make a Klein bottle in the real world...?_ | | I think Cliff Stoll sells 3D models of Klein bottles rather | than the impossible 4D version. | fortran77 wrote: | The 4D version is not impossible in 4D space. | taneq wrote: | Now you've got me wondering if it'd be possible to build a | 4D klein bottle by animating a 3D shape. | jcl wrote: | I imagine you could, and that it might not even be that | exciting... | | Since a Klein bottle is just a cylinder with its ends | glued together a particular way, I think one way to sweep | out a Klein bottle through time would be to have a rubber | band split into two, then have each band travel along a | trajectory that brings them back together with the | correct orientation. The self intersection is easily | avoided by having one of the bands travel faster than the | other. | onion2k wrote: | _The self intersection is easily avoided by having one of | the bands travel faster than the other._ | | They'll still meet up again. It'll just take more | revolutions to get there. That doesn't avoid it. | sundarurfriend wrote: | An experimental test for N-D space string theories then! | greatgib wrote: | @CliffStoll : fyi, at the bottom of the linked page on your | website there is a link "TOP OF PAGE" that is broken! | | It goes to a not found page. | CliffStoll wrote: | Sigh -- the price of maintaining a very antique, hand-coded | website. (blush) | CliffStoll wrote: | Fixed. it had pointed to index.htm (wow - that's an oldie). | notananthem wrote: | Amazon: _wrings hands_ HOW DO WE STOP MALICIOUS SELLERS? | xvector wrote: | These days I avoid Amazon where possible since so often it's just | cheap Chinese knockoffs or obviously returned products sold as | new. | | B&H has been a godsend for tech, especially since there's no tax | with their card. Crutchfield/Headphones.com has been great for | speaker and audio gear. West Elm has a consistently premium | quality for kitchen, home, and furniture items (though furniture | is a story of its own, with even better vendors.) | Walmart/Target/BestBuy have been good for everything else. | | If you're too lazy to figure out yourself which products are | quality, Wirecutter, NyMag, and Consumer Reports all perform | unbiased testing of multiple products in almost every product | segment I can think of. | | And for simply next-level quality, nothing beats DIY. Personalize | the final product exactly to your specifications, choosing the | highest quality or even custom-machined parts with zero cost | cutting. Requires time and passion, however. | spyspy wrote: | If you're shopping for furniture I've found Room & Board to be | head and shoulders above the rest, in both quality and customer | care. No questions asked free returns are a godsend. | xvector wrote: | Indeed! Design Within Reach and AllModern are also quite good | for that mid-century modern aesthetic. | fmajid wrote: | Nope. All my Room & Board furniture bought 10 years ago | turned out to be duds, as I reviewed on Yelp 3 years ago: | | Don't be fooled by the glitzy showrooms and "made in America" | promises of quality, this chain sells essentially disposable | furniture. When we were expecting our first child 7 years | ago, we moved from an apartment to a single-family home. We | wanted to also upgrade from IKEA and equivalent to proper | furniture. I bought some heirloom pieces from Thos. Moser (a | dining table, two end-chairs, a coffee table, a rocking chair | and two foot stools) but they are quite expensive, and we got | many other pieces from Room and Board: a queen bed, | nightstands, two dressers, six Thatcher dining chairs, Pisa | leaning bookshelves, side tables and a coffee table with | rounded angles). Unfortunately after 7 years the furniture | turned out to be much less durable than I expected. The | finish on the coffee table is worn and ugly, the bed required | extensive work even though we only use a mattress, no | boxsprings, and the spokes on the Thatcher chairs are coming | unglued. A proper Windsor chair like the Thatcher should have | "through-holed and wedged" construction that ensures the | spokes don't move. The Moser chairs have that, of course, and | in retrospect I deeply regret cheaping out. I could have | bought 2 buy-it-for-life Moser chairs for the price of the 6 | Thatcher chairs that are now essentially kindling. To add | insult to injury, Room and Board refuses to stand by their | product and are refusing to repair them. In the Bay Area, | we've had good luck with Hoot Judkins furniture, which are | better quality for the price (not all though, they have a | wide range that goes from meh to Amish-grade). | stephencanon wrote: | Yeah, Thos. Moser is lovely and rock-solid stuff, but $$$$ | and a very specific aesthetic, which you either like or you | don't (we have some Moser stuff in our bedroom, but not in | the rest of the house because it's not a great fit style- | wise). | | We have Carl Hansen & Son dining table and chairs, which is | a considerably more modern look but still very solid | (noticeably more so than most DWR stuff), but again, $$$$ | and a special order from Europe that took ~16 weeks. | tomnipotent wrote: | > B&H has been a godsend for tech | | Let's hope they don't go the marketplace route while chasing | growth. Shopping on Amazon feels like late 90s eBay, guessing | whether or not the seller is going to screw you. | techrat wrote: | > Let's hope they don't go the marketplace route while | chasing growth. | | I'm already hearing complaints about how B&H "isn't what they | used to be" because they're selling much more than their | original scope of audio visual equipment. | zmix wrote: | > [...] feels like late 90s eBay, guessing whether or not the | seller is going to screw you. | | Has that become any better? | tomnipotent wrote: | I made a recent purchase for some networking equipment, but | the seller had 1k+ positive ratings in the last year. | Honestly, I ran across a lot of the same sellers on eBay as | I did Amazon (since eBay now sells a lot of new stuff). | awslattery wrote: | +1 for Crutchfield, a great price match/protection policy, and | support that is responsive yet not overbearingly so. | | I would also add rtings.com; they do a great job of documenting | their process and the results themselves from their reviews | with incredible detail. | at-fates-hands wrote: | I've been doing the same thing for a few years now and for the | same reasons. I have accepted the fact in most cases I will pay | more, but at least for that extra cost, I can trust the sites | and the companies I'm buying from. I also try and find | something locally first, before heading to larger chain stores. | | Perfect example is how I don't buy anything Apple on Ebay | anymore. WAY too many fakes, stolen or misrepresented stuff on | there now. Hard to get away from all the Chinese resellers | there either. I just buy directly from Apple. Yeap, its going | to cost a little extra, but I can take comfort knowing its not | going to be a fake or get something that was completely | misleading in the listing. | aikinai wrote: | I know most people here are in the US, but for anyone in Japan, | check out Yodobashi as an Amazon alternative. They have more | curated products and deliver most items the same day in the | Tokyo area for free with no subscription. | | It's incredible you can have one tiny part delivered within | hours for free. I feel bad doing that though, so I always try | to cluster my orders just to be nice to their delivery people | and the environment. | NavinF wrote: | Google Shopping Express used to do that in San Jose. I once | ordered a toy spring for $3 with free shipping and had it | delivered in 2 hours so I could use it as a heater coil. Good | times | | Within a couple of months they changed the policy to $75 | minimum for free shipping. There are also fewer delivery | slots today relative to demand | z0xz0xz0x wrote: | Headphones.com is great! | xvector wrote: | 1-year return policy, fast customer support, and no tax! I | love them. | airhead969 wrote: | Free returns. The sellers eat that. It's dumb and lazy buyers | buying junk and not holding them accountable for the | smabie wrote: | I'm lazy and dumb it's true, but I like ordering off of | Amazon for most things. I just don't really care about the | 99% of things I am forced to buy in order to live a somewhat | comfortable existence. The most important thing I optimize | for is own time, and for that, Amazon is great. | | That said, if you care about quality/stuff you buy a lot more | than I do, Amazon is a pretty terrible place to shop most of | the time. I've encountered this when I want to buy nice | stuff, for example a nice and expensive wooden desk. Seems | like that's pretty impossible to do on Amazon, as cheap | garbage seems to be the name of the game. | xvector wrote: | To be fair, all the vendors I listed do free returns. | hatsunearu wrote: | > B&H has been a godsend for tech, especially since there's no | tax with their card. | | Wait, explain this for me? | xvector wrote: | The B&H PayBoo card gives you a discount on their store | equivalent to your state's tax. It's saved me thousands. | ChuckMcM wrote: | Exactly right. Watching Ebay and Amazon converge on being | "Aliexpress" has really made me sad. I understand the folks who | are measuring themselves by how effectively they promise | quality and deliver crap to their customers. I understand their | goal is maximum profit as their best score. And I understand | that enough of the market doesn't care that it is crap that | they prefer this over a quality good. | | Back when Walmart started and everyone was all about "wow, | their prices are great!" and nary a mention of their quality. I | realized that Walmart was going to do the same thing to | groceries. | | Without re-invigorating the UCC with stronger consumer | protections so that the "costs" are born not individually by | consumers but by the market maker who pushes an inferior | product, I don't see it getting much better. | microtherion wrote: | That does not seem a fair characterization of AliExpress, | which does not commingle inventory, does not allow review | hijacking, and where, in my experience, sellers usually are | quite accommodating about settling disputes on reasonable | terms. | at-fates-hands wrote: | >> Aliexpress | | I used to buy a lot of cheap things on there, then something | interesting started happening. Every time I made a purchase | on there, literally a few weeks later, I would start getting | fraudulent charges on my card. Thank god, my bank would call | and ask, "Are you in Paris France right now? Someone just | tried to purchase 3,000 euros worth of clothing on your | card." | | I haven't bought anything on there for about 5 years now and | remarkably as soon as I stopped buying stuff off of their | site, I have yet to have my cc number end up on some carders | market and deal with getting a new credit card. | | I also did some research and found out many, many, many | people have had the same issues with bad charges showing up | on their card after making purchases on that site. | mkl wrote: | I don't think I've had that problem, having bought | literally hundreds of things from AliExpress. Were the | fraudulent charges from AliExpress or other companies? | Animats wrote: | Yes. I was annoyed when Bank of America discontinued the | feature that allowed me to create a single-used credit card | number and fund it with a limited amount of money. That was | a good solution to the bogus charges problem. But it was so | hidden on the BofA site that few used it. | | I'd like to have that service back. | xvector wrote: | Privacy.com has been awesome for this and integrates with | 1Password. | Animats wrote: | I wouldn't trust Privacy.com with money. Read their terms | and conditions. They're much worse than the normal | obligations of a bank issuing credit cards. They disclaim | responsibility for mistakes and fraud. And they charge 3% | extra for doing that. | megous wrote: | I've made hundreds of orders there for all kinds of | electronic components over 8 years, and I had one lost | package and one seller trying to sell badly refurbished | power adapter, and maybe one or two fake Samsung uSD cards | (died in 2 years of "constant" use in a SBC, which is a bit | too soon). No card issues whatsoever (I never click "save | the card" for later use). | | Buying things from ax was great for me as someone with EE | as a hobby. | infogulch wrote: | I don't know how this can be solved with regulation though. | What is "superior" about the better product? Tolerances? | Documentation? Customer service? The ineffable reflection of | the divine? (...) As soon as you put a target on any of those | measures Goodhart's law rears its ugly head. This strategy is | like trying to grab a greased ball bearing with a pair of | tweezers. | | The most efficient way for the customer to compare the | relative value of two products is for the quality to be | factored into the price exactly, with all externalities | realized up front. But how to design such a scheme that isn't | instantly gamed into oblivion is unclear to me. | | It's like the value we're looking for is the depth of it's | "truth", if you grant me poetic license to use that phasing, | but that definition is not specific enough to be actionable. | ChuckMcM wrote: | Regulating warranties and 'fitness for purpose' are both | ways in which the state can enforce a level of | quality/reliability on the manufacture of goods. | | As an example, let's say your jurisdiction decides to make | the following requirements on the manufacturers of food | refrigerators; | | 1) The refrigerator must have a working lifetime of no less | than 10 years from the date of sale, when maintained per | the manual. | | 2) Repair parts for the refrigerator must be available for | 20 years past the date of the last sale of the refrigerator | to a resale outlet. | | 3) Information on the serviceability and repair of the | refrigerator must be available to any party for a | reasonable and non-discriminatory cost. | | Those regulations say nothing about how much you can | charge, how you manufacture it, or how you differentiate it | from your competitors, they just make a requirement that | the person who buys it can rely on it for 10 years and that | if it breaks you must repair or replace it to give them the | full 10 year lifetime they expected when they bought it. | | What that does is force choices in design, manufacturing, | and materials that reduce cost at the expense of expected | lifetime back on to the manufacturer. As a result they gain | no advantage by using cheaper stuff that fails more readily | to get a cheaper price to "undercut" the guys who make the | 10 year refrigerator. | ElViajero wrote: | > If you're too lazy to figure out yourself which products are | quality | | Amazon is a gambling company. People buys things with the hope | that, this time, they are getting a bargain. And, as any | gambling company, the customers will lose in the long term. | | But, people gets addicted to gambling. Maybe next item, maybe I | will do a smart purchase. The more randomized the experience | the more irrational the consumer. | | I prefer traditional business that follow regulations and are | subjects to my country laws. I used Amazon when it started, | because they had a great recommendation engine for books. Even | that is now a shitshow that offers you what Amazon wants to | sell regardless of what you look for. | | Amazon works as intended, and that is terrifying. | | p.d.: People is not lazy. It is just that most people are not | experts on the products that they purchase, and they are | already spending a lot of their time working hard and taking | care of their families to add another ten hours of | investigation to purchase a pair of shoes. | jamestnz wrote: | I stumbled upon an unusual policy when trying to order from B&H | the first time. They are not open for business on Shabbat (NYC | local time), and this includes their online checkout! | | I could fill up my cart, but had to come back later to do my | purchase. | TchoBeer wrote: | Woah, I did not know B&H was an orthodox institution! That's | quite neat. | ChrisMarshallNY wrote: | Very much so. | | It's an amazing retail space. They have this awesome | overhead rail system for delivering goods, and their | checkout resembles customs at an airport (a bit | disconcerting). | nanidin wrote: | It's a bit strange because if you go to actual Israel, there | are ways around Shabbat rules that align with the | Torah/Talmud. For example, on Shabbat, there is an elevator | that stops at every floor (so no one has to push the button). | | It's also my understanding that it's kosher for gentiles to | perform actions outside of the constraints of the rules of | Judaism, like turning on/off fans on behalf of those | respecting the rules of the sabbath. | amscanne wrote: | > there are ways around Shabbat rules that align with the | Torah/Talmud | | As with any religious practices, there's a wide spectrum of | how people follow or don't follow the doctrine. There's no | shortage of Rabbis who have haggled over the fine details | of how they apply to modern society, like your elevator | example. | | Personally, I like the idea of aligning and adapting the | general intent as opposed to rule hacking, and it's neat to | leave that cultural stamp on the business (at some cost, | I'm sure). | wyldfire wrote: | I respect people's religions but adherence to constraints | like these -- to the extent that the automatons cannot even | work -- are silly. | fmajid wrote: | They used to do transactions on Shabbat, then they stopped, | presumably the Satmar Hasidic rabbi must have issued a | ruling that it wasn't allowed. | | Sure, it's a minor annoyance, but compare that with the | nontheistic amorality of Amazon and their everything-goes | train wreck of a marketplace (worse than eBay at its worst) | and you'll understand why I only buy my computers, | electronics and photo gear from B&H. | neilv wrote: | IIUC, it's a religious/cultural observance that's very | important to them, I think a kind of reminder. I'd say | respecting that means respecting that. | | Also, I _loved_ B &H when I was seriously into photography, | and even if the closed days had been a practical | inconvenience (they weren't, IME), it would've still been | worthwhile. | | Speculating... Maybe something in the culture of dutiful | adherence also helped them to provide such well-respected | service at great prices? Diversity is good. | fortran77 wrote: | You can't say you respect my religion and then call me | silly at the same time. Perhaps you're the one that's | silly. | tomc1985 wrote: | Silliness and respect are mutually exclusive? | hanche wrote: | I think respect is for people, not religions. I don't | even know what it means to respect a religion, unless you | adhere to it. Respect for people includes respecting | their right to practice their religion, even if you think | it is silly. That respect also means you don't go out of | your way to point fingers and laugh at every opportunity, | but not the obligation to keep your opinion secret | either. Due respect can be a difficult balancing act | sometimes. | vincnetas wrote: | Let's take this to extreme. Commandment "Thou shalt not | kill", would it be ok to let automatons kill instead of you | and this would not be considered sin? (playing devils | advocate) | taneq wrote: | If the ONLY reason you're not killing people is the fifth | of the Ten Commandments then we have bigger issues than | "are sentry turrets OK". | Qwertious wrote: | Building (and activating) a machine that's designed to | kill, obviously violates the "thou shalt not kill" and | makes you an attempted murderer the moment you activate | it. But the actual moment of killing? You're literally | not doing that (you could be sleeping or have forgotten | about the machine, at the moment it first kills). | | Similarly, _building the e-commerce machine_ obviously | can 't be done on the sabbath, but if it's already | running then you're not actually working. | | For example, suppose you push a rock off a huge cliff. If | the rock tumbles for a full week after you push it, were | you pushing it off a cliff for the full week (including | the sabbath)? Or did you only push it the one time on a | tuesday? | sombremesa wrote: | Well, the website being up and somewhat usable means the | automatons are working. Makes this policy even more | nonsensical. | frereubu wrote: | A friend of mine worked with some Plymouth Brethren who | wouldn't use computers, but had a stationery company. They | employed someone else to build them a website and run it, | then print out the orders and hand them over. I've not heard | of a religious order that didn't even want to allow people | outside the order to "break" the rules. Although perhaps it's | something about money ending up in their bank account? | xvector wrote: | True. B&H is sort of unusual in this regards, but from what I | hear their employees are treated well, and the lack of tax is | well worth it! | spoonjim wrote: | Note that B&H has been sued for discriminating against its | non-Jewish employees: | | https://m.jpost.com/diaspora/new-lawsuit-claims-b-and-h- | disc... | xvector wrote: | That's horrible. Thanks for letting me know! | vtail wrote: | Could you please clarify what do you think is horrible? | Anyone can sue anyone in the US, for any reason, and | allege a lot of bad things. It also true that cost of | litigation is often much, much higher than a settlement - | e.g. the 3 employee suing asked for $200k in damages, | which I assume is just an opening offer. A reasonable | lawyer can easily cost upwards of $500/hr, and require | many, many hours of work even if the process never gets | to the court. | | My close friend is been sued for ridiculous reasons by | ex-partners. It already costed him $750k in legal | fees,and although he is very likely to win the case, it's | expected to take another 2 years before the case is | resolved, at which point he will be allowed to file for | recovering his costs (easily anothe couple of years). | Rantenki wrote: | It's not a mere allegation, they lost a similar suit | about hispanic employees, and had a HUGE settlement | ruling against them: https://www.eeoc.gov/newsroom/eeoc- | and-b-h-reach-43-million-... | | They've been proven to discriminate, in a court of law. | I'd give this new lawsuit the benefit of the doubt. | vtail wrote: | Thank you, this is important context I was not aware of, | although to be fair, these events happened 10 years prior | to the new case. | DetroitThrow wrote: | >Could you please clarify what do you think is horrible | [about an employee discrimination lawsuit]? | | I wonder why so many forum users frame statements they | want to make as questions which challenge innocent | comments. | gilrain wrote: | There is a term for it: JAQing off. Just Asking | Questions. It's used to put forward a distasteful | argument without actually standing behind it. | | As in, "Why are you getting heated? I'm not condoning | [whatever], I'm just asking questions." | vtail wrote: | You may well think so, but I was asking an honest | question. I don't think it's distasteful to doubt any | allegations, esp. when missing some context, in this | case, 10 years old judgement against B&H. | spoonjim wrote: | But you should probably examine why you were so quick to | assume that the allegations were baseless. | cfqycwz wrote: | Fwiw there has been some history of B&H workers being | treated fairly not-well. I encourage reading past the first | few paragraphs of this article as it's not all "union | stuff"--there are lawsuits, DOL complaints, and OSHA fines | as well: | | https://gothamist.com/news/bh-photo-workers-strike-on-may- | da... | ixtli wrote: | Thank you for pointing this out. I live in the area and | showed up for the pickets when they fired all of their | warehouse employees for complaining about unsafe working | conditions. | | If possible use Adorama or some competitor. | xvector wrote: | Interesting, thank you! | DenverCode wrote: | Regarding headphones.com, I just ordered a pair of HD6xx | headphones off drop.com and it was an amazing experience as | well. | tomaskafka wrote: | > Wirecutter, NyMag, and Consumer Reports all perform unbiased | testing of multiple products in almost every product segment I | can think of. Oh no, they absolutely don't. Wirecutter performs | some subjective testing, but they get paid for a choice of a | products to test and promote. If you watch any category for a | while, you can witness a top product (or multiple top products | of a same brand) disappear overnight to be be replaced without | a trace by another 'reviewer's favourite'. What did change | overnight? Did Anker stop making the best budget chargers? No, | their business deal with Wirecutter just expired and another | brand took their place in paying for 'independent review'. | larrybud wrote: | That's a pretty strong accusation to make. Do you have | evidence? | | Wirecutter says "our writers and editors are never made aware | of or influenced by which companies have affiliate | relationships with our business team." | | And elsewhere on the site: "The reputation of Wirecutter and | its parent company, The New York Times, rests on our vigorous | reporting, editorial integrity, and avoidance of actual or | even perceived conflicts of interest." | | Are you saying this is a lie / outright deception? | | And, fwiw, they indeed still review & recommend Anker | changers; see this review where the #1 choice is currently an | Anker model: https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/reviews/best- | multiport-us... | curation wrote: | I blame Zizek and his 2020 book Sex & the Failed Absolute who | link unorientables (klein bottle, crosscap and Mobius) to | unfinished human subjectivity. | giggly_gopher wrote: | I got the baby Klein bottle from Cliff years ago. Nice little | nerd tchotchke for the mantelpiece. He also wrote an awesome | account of a KGB internet hacking from in the 80s: | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cuckoo%27s_Egg_(book) | mtnGoat wrote: | One more piece of proof Amazon lost its soul in the pursuit of | the all mighty dollar. Maybe federal court will help then find it | again. | SavantIdiot wrote: | I went to Amazon.com, searched for a Acme Klien Bottle and got a | "Cradle and Dew" brand bottle "collab with Mr Cliff Stoll." | | Not a "blackhead" remover. I'm confused. Is that not Cliff's | bottle? | | EDIT: Apparently it has been fixed. Still, WTF, Amazon? | Willson50 wrote: | You can see the old link on Google still | https://www.google.com/search?q=Klein+Bottle+amazon | kgeist wrote: | Why does it matter that it's a foreign seller? The title sounds a | little xenophobic. | mard wrote: | It matters because you could sue a domestic seller for | trademark infringement. It's much harder to do so if the seller | is under jurisdiction where US trademark law does not apply. | mrcodedude wrote: | https://smile.amazon.com/Acme-Klein-Bottle-Handmade-Glass/dp... | | I think this is the item. | varenc wrote: | Direct link to buy one from Cliff Stoll on Amazon: | https://www.amazon.com/Acme-Klein-Bottle-Handmade-Glass/dp/B... | | (but you should actually buy from his website) | CliffStoll wrote: | Thank you Mr. Varenc and Mr. Code, Yes, that's what's left of | what used to be my Amazon Klein bottle listing. Note that | what used to be Klein Bottle by Cliff Stoll is now Amvoom | Klein Bottle. Although I created the listing 4 or 5 years | ago, I'm now unable to edit or change the listing. I've | bumped up my price sufficiently high, in hopes that nobody | will buy from there. | techrat wrote: | Seems you got Amazon's attention. Both links are broken and | searching for Amvoom Klein Bottle results in nothing | relevant. | dflock wrote: | That sucks. Nice write-up of how this scam works, I wasn't aware | of the details previously. | | Also, if anyone is unaware, this is this Clifford Stoll: | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clifford_Stoll - who wrote this | brilliant (and true) book: | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cuckoo%27s_Egg_(book) - which | is a really good read and perfect for HN. | CliffStoll wrote: | Thanks, DFlock. As you realize, writing up what happens is a | necessary part of fixing a problem. That's why I wrote Cuckoo's | Egg. I'm gratified that my own community has responded; perhaps | someone at Amazon will pick up on this. | CliffStoll wrote: | A minute ago, I added a few more details to my website- | writeup. | renw0rp wrote: | I've read your book a couple of years ago. When I saw your | name on hacker news I thought it sounded familiar! | 29athrowaway wrote: | There's this documentary about him too: "The KGB, the Computer, | and Me" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGv5BqNL164 | mprovost wrote: | His TED talk is amazing, his energy for learning is so | infectious. I just meant to post the link here but had to watch | the whole thing again! | | https://www.ted.com/talks/clifford_stoll_the_call_to_learn?l... | indigodaddy wrote: | There's a Cliff Stoll Ted Talk!?? I've read the book and | watched the complimentary PBS side piece, but wasn't aware of | a ted talk, thanks! | CliffStoll wrote: | Sigh - sends me back 15 years or so. | | I'd prepared a 1 hour talk. When I was about to go on | stage, they told me that I had only 15 minutes. So, well, I | remembered one of the few things I learned in grad school: | talk fast and don't give 'em a standing target. | | Covered my points and finished in, yep, 18 minutes. | elwell wrote: | I saw that talk a long time ago, but I can still hear you | saying "I would _dearly_ love to talk about one-sided | objects! " I appreciate your infectious energy. | arp242 wrote: | Well, I bought a Klein bottle and knitted Klein hat after | seeing that talk many years ago, so it wasn't entirely | useless :-) | | I still have the hat. I no longer have the bottle as I | moved to the other side of the world a number of years | ago, and after inquiring with some mathematician friends | it turned out that four-dimensional glass bottles are not | compatible with three-dimensional backpacks :-/ | | When I got the package it was covered in hand-written | notes; gosh, I don't remember what it said exactly, but | it was hilarious; somehow you even managed to put some | joke in Dutch on it. I wanted to email something back but | I was shy and didn't know what to say. So, about a decade | too late, thanks! Not only was I very happy with the | bottle, the packaging absolutely made my day all those | years ago. | aerospace_guy wrote: | I just watched this for the first time. Your energy is | infectious and inspiring. | | Thank you for what you do. | davidw wrote: | He has occasionally stopped by this site: | https://news.ycombinator.com/user?id=CliffStoll | CliffStoll wrote: | And, still do occasionally stop by! (woke up from sleeping, | and a heavy load on my raspberry-pi web server told me | something was happening...) | billpg wrote: | Wait, your web server is a Raspberry PI, and its holding up | while being on the HN front page. | | Do you have a caching service in front maybe? | CliffStoll wrote: | Hi Bill, | | Yep. Cloudflare is out front, so the actual load on the | rasp-pi is mitigated by their content-delivery network. | | Then, too, my website is almost entirely simple html with | compressed images, so there's not a lot of bytes to | shovel. | | Here in Berkeley/Oakland, Sonic.net has strung quality | fiber-optic, so there's 1Gbit to my house. That lets me | keep up with things. However, they only give a dynamic ip | address;, so my pi must keep track of its address and | tell Cloudflare whenever it changes. | | Works surprisingly well - from /top/ I see about several | dozen simultaneous users (thank you!), and the cpu temp | is about 2 degrees above its normal of 50C | | The raspberry pi itself is in the crawlspace under my | home, fed through a Ubiquity edge router. Much fun, | playing with Unix (oops, I mean Linux) -- sends me back | to days of yore when everything happened from your | command lines. | jgrahamc wrote: | Cliff... | | 1. I met you in Kepler's when Silicon Snake Oil came out | and we talked about something and you wrote in the inside | "I hear you, John". I don't know what we discussed! | | 2. I am now Cloudflare's CTO and if you want to avoid the | dynamic IP address problem you can use Cloudflare Tunnel | to connect to us (rather than us to you). | https://www.cloudflare.com/products/tunnel/ | CliffStoll wrote: | Yikes! Good stuff! (Just last week I was about to bump up | my Cloudflare account. This seals it!) | | And that Kepler's talk? Happy memories, indeed. They | "paid" me for my talk by saying that I could have a copy | of any book in the store. I chose the Times World Atlas | (a way-big book of maps). The manager's face suddenly | dropped -- and then I told 'em that I'd pay full list | price if all of their employees sound sign the book. | Result: I now have a terrific atlas of maps, with a dozen | signatures of book people. (two of them visited me last | year and I showed them their signatures from decades ago | -- very sweet!) | | Meanwhile, I gotta send out some of the tsunami of Klein | bottle orders. But Cloudflare tunnel? Here I come! | jgrahamc wrote: | Let me know (jgc AT cloudflare DOT com) if you need help | with Tunnel. | eatonphil wrote: | From personal experience, any cheap vps that can serve | static pages will stand the front of HN. | | The blogs that go down here typically back every request | by MySQL (ahem, WordPress) which is totally unnecessary | and often actively harmful since MySQL has very low | default total connections allowed. | | The point being: don't serve requests backed by a | database unless the results are likely to change very | dynamically! | beermonster wrote: | No need to even get a cheap VPS. You can just serve up | static content in an S3 bucket or similar. | eatonphil wrote: | For sure. I've used Github Pages (free site hosting) for | a few years now. I'm leaning back toward VPS though so | that I can do access log analysis rather than depend on | Google Analytics. | | But the point was to make a comparison to a Raspberry Pi | and emphasize that you do not special compute to | withstand thousands of page views. Even S3 and GH Pages | are overkill in terms of the compute behind both of them | vs. what you need minimally. | toast0 wrote: | > The blogs that go down here typically back every | request by MySQL (ahem, WordPress) which is totally | unnecessary and often actively harmful since MySQL has | very low default total connections allowed. | | WordPress is not my favorite thing and some of the | available plug-ins do terrible things with MySQL, but the | problem is not too low default connections; it's too many | PHP workers. WordPress is generally focused enough that | most of the wall time is spent in waiting for the | database, so you want to optimize for throughput; one or | two workers per cpu thread is plenty for that. More | concurrency than execution available reduces throughput, | so it's better to queue requests in your http layer than | to process multiple at once. | | Large numbers of MySQL connections are more appropriate | when the web pages do a mix of things, but more/mostly | idle DB wise; in that case, you might still want | persistent connections to reduce round trips before a | query, but are less likely to have a query backlog large | enough where task switching overhead becomes significant. | eatonphil wrote: | That makes sense, thanks for clarifying. | billpg wrote: | If you'll excuse me, I'm going to be looking at HTML | cache add-ons for my WordPress site. | eatonphil wrote: | Yes you can do that or there are static site generators | backed by MySQL too. So your data and configuration site | can still be dynamic but your served site will be | completely static. | | The only difference between this and adding a cache is | that the cache is another piece of software in your | production stack. | Axien wrote: | Can you recommend a good static site generator? | beermonster wrote: | When my friends webserver died and they had no backups, I | found the wayback machine was s good (historic) static | site generator ;-) Just mirror it from there and voila. | eatonphil wrote: | For WordPress? No. I don't use it. I just know SSGs for | it exists and not enough people/companies use it (when | they're using WP in the first place). :) | | Vanilla SSGs are so simple I ended up writing a basic one | out of a markdown and jinja parser in Python every time | (for example: https://github.com/eatonphil/notes.eatonphi | l.com/blob/master...). | | If I were not lazy I might learn one of the major ones | like Hugo. | | It doesn't matter what SSG you pick, they all produce the | exact same kind of thing. | cyberge99 wrote: | Hexo is a good and fast lightweight generator. | indigodaddy wrote: | Hah! That's funny and cool. I mean hot. | nxpnsv wrote: | Also, he did a numberphile podcast which was truly fantastic. I | laughed and cried. Do listen to it. | erk__ wrote: | Here is a link to the youtube version: | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxdcBD4ppF0 | | And I will double up and say it is a great episode of a great | podcast. | mijoharas wrote: | Ahhh... unfortunately there's no kindle version. (I'm too | inundated with paper books that I tend to stick with digital | for new purchases). | | Out of interest, is it publishing companies that make digital | versions of books, or is it up to the author themselves to do | that? | | (And if it's the latter this is a small request to Clifford to | consider it if it's not too much of an arduous task. And | provided their relationship with amazon isn't too soured by the | current situation, which I could understand if it is). | gfaure wrote: | He's also a connoisseur and collector of slide rules and the | Curta mechanical calculator! | | Here's a video of him describing how the Curta performs | arithmetic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OynMJB-2J1o -- as | well as the SciAm article he wrote on them: | http://www.mycurta.com/Calculator.pdf | CliffStoll wrote: | Connoisseur? Naw! Stop by my place and you'll see a messy | collection of oddball things ranging from some old | calculators to stacks of old books. I received a Curta | Calculator from my astronomy mentor, Ernst Both, when he got | an HP-35 around 1973. I was one of his students; today, I | can't look at it without thinking happy thoughts using a | spectrohelioscope to understand sunspot magnetic fields. But | that's another story... | gfaure wrote: | Wow, I'm honoured to hear from someone who loves these old | calculating devices as much as I do! I have a Curta II and | a number of the HP Voyager calculators from the 80s (11C, | 15C, 16C), but the one that takes the pride of place in my | collection has to be the Curta. Looking forward to adding a | Klein bottle or beanie to my collection some day, too. | RobertoG wrote: | >>"Nice write-up of how this scam works, I wasn't aware of the | details previously." | | I still don't understand how it works. Why can somebody owning | something called "Amvoom" claim something called "Acme Klein | Bottle"? | | An even if they legally own the brand, how keeping the reviews | when moving the brand to the new owner is the proper thing to | do for the customers? By definition, the reviews are for | another provider. I don't get it. | s_fischer wrote: | My best guess is that amazon is using the entities associated | with the registered trademark as some form of proof of | identity. So since there was no registered trademark for Acme | Klein Bottle, there was nothing to compare the new identity | to when Amvoom submitted their request. | | I really hope I'm wrong though because this sounds like a | very lazy and flawed system. | alisonkisk wrote: | > a very lazy and flawed system. | | That's how you make $100B, not by "doing things that don't | scale" like handwriting thankyou notes to every customer. | CliffStoll wrote: | Allson, your comment hits home. I _like_ to scribble | thank you notes to customers. I was brought up that way. | Anyhow, sooner or later, I 'll meet the person who bought | that Klein bottle - so I'd like to have a good feeling | ahead of time. | adrian_mrd wrote: | Has anyone read his other book 'Silicon Snake Oil' [1] from | 1995 lately? | | Sounds like most of his predictions in it (eg e-commerce will | fail, digital books will not be viable, etc) were wildly off | the mark - but were any prescient? | | [1] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicon_Snake_Oil | wombatpm wrote: | I read in 1995 when it came out. My take away - searching is | not the same as browsing, and something is lost when | serendipity is removed from the process. And the internet | works for a certain mindset to the detriment of other points | of view | [deleted] | alisonkisk wrote: | He completely missed the boat about how Moore's Law would | improve upon the power of early prototypes. It's a classic | case of underestimating the power of exponential growth by | visualizing it as low-order polynomial, and missing that | "digital is worse than analog" is a problem that can be | solved by increasing the scale of digital power. | | But he was right about tech will enable and amplify the worst | in social behaviors. | teraflop wrote: | Just from skimming through the book, it seems like its | central thesis is an enumeration of all the ways in which | computers and the Internet are terrible, accompanied by | predictions that none of those flaws are ever likely to | change. So it's not really a matter of any of his predictions | being "prescient", it's just that some things have improved | drastically, and others less so. | | For example, he complains that nobody will want to look up | information from computerized databases because CD-ROMs are | too slow; consumers won't shop online because they can't pay | securely; retailers won't rely on e-commerce because too few | customers have Internet access; nobody will want e-books | because you can't read them on the subway; there's no way to | effectively search for content online; digital art will never | surpass clip art and crude photoshops; it's impossible for | networks to be secure because data and credentials are | unencrypted; and so on. | | On the bright side, he thinks that at least nobody will need | to worry about online privacy, because it will be too | cumbersome for anyone to effectively maintain databases of | personal information. | | But on the other hand, with some of his observations, it's at | least arguable that they still hold true 25 years later: | | > Anyone can post messages to the net. Practically everyone | does. The resulting cacophony drowns out serious discussion. | Online debates of tough issues are often polarized by | messages taking extreme positions. | | > An original IBM PC, now over ten years old, is fully | obsolete. Likely, it will still work perfectly and do | everything it was build for; after all, the silicon and | copper haven't deteriorated. But you can't get software for | it any longer. | | > A word processor may last two years before the next | version. These upgrades likely add as many new bugs as are | patched, and result in a bigger, more complex program. One | that's less and less compatible with old files. [...] | Curiously, as computer hardware gets faster, programs run | slower. | | > Photo retouching isn't new. Digital image processing, | however, can be so extensive yet undetectable that it | undermines the foundation of photojournalism -- that seeing | is believing. | [deleted] | soheil wrote: | What is the purpose of a Klein bottle for those of us not in the | know? Can you store food in it or is it just the geometrical | shape that fascinates children? | gnopgnip wrote: | It is a 3d representation of a 4d object that is basically the | equivalent of a 4d mobius strip. There is only one side, no | edges, and in 4d it doesn't bisect itself. You could store a | liquid in it, but it is impractical to clean or drink from. | Mostly mathematicians would be interested in it, as a novelty. | soheil wrote: | Why can't we have even a cooler 5d object represented in 3d | and sell that on Amazon? | 238475235243 wrote: | Just to say I bought one of these as a gift years ago and it was | great. If you're thinking of buying one, go for it. | alisonkisk wrote: | Wish we could throw all these brand thrives into a Klein bottle. | neom wrote: | I had no clue what a Klein Bottle is, this video was very very | very helpful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfhiVaJj9UY | chrisjc wrote: | I had no idea who Cliff was, as well as what a Klein Bottle | was, but after watching this video I could watch him all day. | I'd love to watch more short videos with him explaining things! | CliffStoll wrote: | I still have no idea who Cliff is... | neom wrote: | Quite the character!!! If we had more people as wonderfully | excited about life as this guy, the world would be a | considerably better place. What a cool dude. | seu wrote: | The pointing out that it's a 'foreign' seller seems unnecessary | and xenophobic, especially given the fact that it is an American | corporation the one that not only allows, but almost incentivizes | this behavior. | CliffStoll wrote: | One of the problems is that many foreign sellers have opaque | addresses, through which it's impossible to contact. | Specifically, a PinYin address is very difficult to reliably | send mail to. Making it worse is that Amazon does not list any | email address to contact for their Brand Registry. Together, | this means that I have nobody to easily contact. | phonon wrote: | Can you contact their attorney? | | https://uspto.report/TM/90721592/FTK20210522113954#3 | | From the filing 244 Fifth Avenue, Suite | V284 New York, New York 10001 United | States 646-785-1788(phone) | domee.zhong1@gmail.com SECONDARY EMAIL ADDRESS(ES) | (COURTESY COPIES): dmtm2020@outlook.com | | From the NY bar (only match for that name) | Attorney Detail Report as of 06/30/2021 Registration | Number: 5054689 Name: XIAOFANG ZHONG Business | Name: Business Address: Not on File Business | Phone: (917) 819-2798 Email: xiaofangz@hotmail.com | Date Admitted: 06/19/2012 Appellate Division Department | of Admission: 3rd Law School: Temple University Beasley | School of Law Registration Status: Attorney - Currently | Registered Next Registration: Nov 2022 | [deleted] | Apocryphon wrote: | Good fodder for him to write a sequel. | CliffStoll wrote: | Any suggestions on where I should post a slightly more academic | version of this analysis? Somehow, posting here on Hacker News | seems like I'm talking with friends at a cafe; surely there's a | better place for this to be addressed. I'm not even sure if | this kind of thing falls under the aegis of "computer security" | Apocryphon wrote: | It's a social engineering- or maybe trademark/big online | platform loophole engineering attack, sounds like a computer | security issue imho. It could certainly be done to scam other | sellers as well, and perhaps it has already. | ggm wrote: | Now I'm wondering how blackhead removers work and if I want to | even think about finding out. | ratww wrote: | _> Now I 'm wondering how blackhead removers work_ | | The vast majority of them don't actually work, this is why | those sellers rely on scams. It's almost impossible to know | which ones do online. | | Source: girlfriend and family experiences. | airhead969 wrote: | Sucking, pinching, and/or adhesive. | mardifoufs wrote: | They don't but if you have very oily/not sensitive skin the | L'Oreal Man Charcoal Cleanser is just short of being | miraculous. It doesn't outright remove blackheads but | everything that can be removed will be so it works a lot better | than masks ime. I've never really cared enough to bother using | any "beauty"/skin products but that one I've added to my | routine and over time it just made blackheads disappear. Idk | how l'Oreal came up with such a good formula when their other | products are usually more gimmicky (or downright just bad and | useless) according to my GF/dad/mom etc. | | Though keep in mind I didn't have any huge, dried out aged | blackhead to worry about, & those would be impossible to remove | without some extraction. | jcims wrote: | There's a world waiting for you on YouTube. | grammers wrote: | This, and similar scams make me not want to buy anything off | Amazon ever again. | Nicksil wrote: | This seems completely insane to me. How is this possible? | | I like Cliff Stoll and have been looking forward to my first | Klein bottle purchase for some years now, so I say this without | any insinuation Cliff's not telling the whole story: There's got | to be more to it than this, right? Can someone really go on | Amazon, effectively take over someone's storefront, and | completely ransack the place this easily? Because Cliff doesn't | have a registered trademark? This seems out of this world absurd. | eyepulp wrote: | Are you saying Cliff's claims are too... | | one-sided? | II2II wrote: | I don't know if it is easy, but I wouldn't be surprised if | Amazon is aware of the problem. | | There was a discussion about selling products through Amazon on | _The Amp Hour_ a few months back, and part of the discussion | included trademarks as a requirement. They made it sound like a | new and expensive hurdle to deal with. Given Stoll 's comments, | it sounds like the lack of a registered trademark was a | contributing factor to his problem. Putting the two together | leads me to believe that Amazon is aware this can happen. (From | the show notes, it looks like | https://theamphour.com/523-a-keyzermas-story/ is the episode in | question.) | | Edit: for clarity. | CliffStoll wrote: | Hi Nick, And thank you for your kind note. I'm in the | embarrassing position of asking you to wait a few months, as | I'm very low in stock; I hope to have more glass Klein bottles | by late summer. (Klein bottle hats & Mobius scarves, happily, I | have plenty). | [deleted] | fredsir wrote: | Does it really? With what I've been reading about what is going | on over at Twitter, YouTube, and Facebook, this doesn't | surprise me at all. It's awful, but not surprising. And reading | about how Amazon treats it's employees, as has been covered on | this site numerous times in the last while, it's even less | surprising. | | And continuing to use those services is giving a vote for those | practices to keep on keeping on, and that people still use | them? Well, no, it's not surprising but it's sad. | Nicksil wrote: | To me, yes, it is surprising. But likely because I don't use | Amazon, Twitter, YouTube, FaceBook, and so do not read the | things you're reading (or at least as much) but I understand | your point nonetheless. I skim past the numerous stories | regarding how awful these companies behave and yet continue | to reap massive profits. I've known Amazon was bad, but not | _this_ bad. It 's a shit state of affairs. | errantspark wrote: | Well, it's not strictly regulated and it's a monopoly so... | KirillPanov wrote: | I am confused too. Especially this part: | | _On June 22nd, they used Amazon 's Brand Registry to re-brand | my listing on Amazon (replacing my brand, "Acme Klein Bottle" | with "Amvoom") They could do this because Amazon's Brand | Registry only respects issued trademarks._ | | I don't get this at all. Attacker has a trademark on "Amvoom". | The word "Amvoom" does not appear in Stoll's product name or | description. It isn't even _close_ to any of the words in the | product name. | | FWIW I fully 100% believe Stoll. But the real question here is | why is a "brand registry" allowing product takeovers that don't | involve said brand? That seems to rise far beyond the usual | Amazon bullshit, to straight-up algorithmic incompetence. How | is this possible? | CliffStoll wrote: | Kirill, you've put your finger on the central problem. Amazon | should check that a product which is claimed by a Brand is | actually covered by the "goods & services" listed under that | trademark. | KirillPanov wrote: | I just want to say: your crawlspace-forklift is beyond | awesome. | | https://hackaday.com/2015/06/24/crawlspace-warehouse- | include... | | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k3mVnRlQLU | CliffStoll wrote: | (blush) | | It's my way to cheat the chiropractor. Anything to avoid | crawling around under my house. | Nicksil wrote: | Exactly. That's why I was dumbfounded; it just seemed too | ridiculous to be real. These companies really don't give a | shit about people; they just continue to recite something | about "customer obsession" and return to patting themselves | on the back. | enjeyw wrote: | On the bright side, I think I've finally manage to internalise | the meaning of "Kafkaesque". | gnopgnip wrote: | Hijacking listing with good ratings is very common for products | that are not gated | | One view is that Amazon wants sellers to register their | trademarks formally with the government, then go through the | brand registry process to prevent this. | moepstar wrote: | They're still in denial that they have a problem. | | Just read the thread on the previous occasion where listings got | hijacked on their own fora [0] - its sad to see the sellers so | powerless, helpless and just left to themselves. | | You really have to wonder why they even bother... | | Edit: also, reading that thread you can also get a feel why big | brands have completely left AMZN as a platform (like Adidas, | Birkenstock are a few i'm aware of). | | Possible co-mingling of inventory, hijacked listings... no, just | don't bother - of course not each and everyone is a heavyweight | as my 2 examples - but _do we really need_ 100s of dropshippers | FBA 'ing the same crap? I'd rather buy direct at the source than | at Amazon these days. | | [0] https://sellercentral.amazon.com/forums/t/review- | manipulatio... | varispeed wrote: | > They're still in denial that they have a problem. | | They are too big to fail and they can bribe their way out of | anything. As long as majority of people don't care, why would | they ever want to fix it? | | Also for one legit Western company, you can get 1000 Chinese | knock-off cheaper ones that don't complain and people buy | what's cheaper. | sf_rob wrote: | This was a while ago, but I got a counterfeit fitness band (it | told me to download a random APK from a 3rd party website) from | Amazon, and they repeatedly told me to resolve it directly with | the seller who, surprise surprise, were not interested in | issuing a refund. | CliffStoll wrote: | I hear you, Moe. Can't say that I'm a big brand. Indeed, I want | to _stay_ a small one-person shop. | thanatos519 wrote: | Maybe that makes you incompatible with Amazon, because they | are about unbounded growth for its own sake! | | Small is beautiful! Stay small! | | - from the guy who in September 2000 bought 16 klein bottles | since you only charged for prime numbered bottles, and sent | you his credit card number as the sum of two 16-digit numbers | sent to different email addresses! I still have a beer mug | and question mark; all the rest are with friends! <3 | CliffStoll wrote: | Thanatos, your obd't servant, alas, is awake far past his | bed-time, so his normally rusty memory is working even | worse than normal. So, sad to report, I don't remember this | transaction, but it sounds exactly like what I'd do. Just | to better support number theory. | ansible wrote: | In years past, I'd say his business is perfect for Etsy. | But that is a disaster now as well. | EricE wrote: | Ebay still works very well. While not far from perfect, | it's amazing how much better they appear in contrast to | pretty much everyone else right now! | | How sad - they didn't have to get better, everyone else | just got a lot worse by comparison. | ansible wrote: | I was reading stories a couple years ago about how Etsy | has been flooded with mass-produced crap, and now it is | hard to find actual hand-made stuff by actual crafts- | people. | | As I understand it, the actually e-commerce was still OK. | It was more a problem with discoverability. | hef19898 wrote: | The one thing I don't get, and I worked for AMZN in logistics, | is the co-mingling of inventory. It is so easy to solve, poses | so many problems and yet the logistics benchmark company fails | to do it right. | beerandt wrote: | I always assumed they tracked co-mingled sourcing internally, | but don't have a reason to make it public. | | At least that way they could trace the people who were | seriously poisoning the co-mingled well, in circumstances | where they wanted to. | AnssiH wrote: | They explicitly say on their seller help pages that | comingled inventory can be tracked to the original source. | | https://sellercentral.amazon.co.uk/gp/help/external/G200141 | 4... | | > Note: Amazon ensures that the initial source of the | commingled units can be traced throughout the fulfilment | process. | | The linked FAQ goes into slightly more detail. | beerandt wrote: | It's not initial fulfillment that's the obvious problem, | it's returns that are resold. | | If I order 2 of something and they come from different | sellers, and one is fake, how would they know which was | which? Or that I selected the correct one to return? | | Or if someone orders only 1, but recieve it and return a | different one they bought from aliexpress. | | Knowing that returned items get sold as new, it seems | like the problem could compound, especially if the same | item gets returned and resold multiple times. If it's a | bad fake, that seems more probable then not. | [deleted] | noneeeed wrote: | I no longer buy anything important from Amazon, this especially | goes for anything that plugs into the mains, I just don't trust | Amazon any more. Amazon is now just for those low value items | that I might need in a bit of a rush. This is especially true | now that more and more retailers have caught up with Amazon's | shipping (at least here in the UK). | | They seem to want it both ways. They have simultaneously tried | to argue that they are not responsible for third-party sellers | and blame them when fake and/or unsafe goods are sold, but then | they work hard to make it appear that everything is coming from | one place. It gets particularly annoying when it's a product | with lots of variations (colours/sizes etc) where each variant | will be a different seller with different shipping. | scrooched_moose wrote: | Same. Anything that plugs in, has batteries, or goes in my | family's mouths is a no go for me now. | | I'm pretty much down to a few books, video games, and obscure | fasteners/hardware/tools (which annoyingly they're just about | the only good source for). | caconym_ wrote: | Don't forget your family's lungs. I don't really order the | right sorts of things, but my wife often orders things that | arrive smelling like they were dipped in benzene before | leaving the factory. | | Kind of a good metaphor for how toxic Amazon as a whole is, | actually. | uberstuber wrote: | McMaster-Carr might have a better selection of obscure | fasteners/hardware/tools. Pricier, but often faster | shipping than Amazon | Applejinx wrote: | Like books, ironically. | | As near as I can work out, their business model is now based | on your being able to send back completely wrong or broken | things they've sent you, so I stick to stuff where I've got | the luxury of going through a cumbersome return process if | things go terribly wrong. | | My address has also been used as a target for a scam where, | by sending unwanted goods to a real customer, a seller can | fabricate a fake review that counts in their system as real. | In one case it was a garbage light (shipped directly in its | retail packaging so I could see what the thing was) that by a | strange coincidence was the top-rated light on Amazon. | Clearly an exploit that pays off. | | I stopped (I think) that behavior by returning some | unsolicited packages to sender, at the post office. | Taniwha wrote: | Cliff - if you're reading this - you own the images they're using | - time to claim copyright with Amazon .... | bhrgunatha wrote: | I have a further question. | | Since he has common law trademark, why wouldn't that still | apply? Someone else is selling via Amazon in the US using his | common law trademark. | CliffStoll wrote: | The very first step in Amazon Brand Registry is to tell them | your US Trademark registration number. Without it, I'm unable | to get through the Brand Registry website. And I can't find | any email address for them - nor, any place to mention this | to. That's why I posted that to my website's home page. | Hnrobert42 wrote: | Total speculation here, but probably because common law | trademark would have to be proven in a court of law. That is, | he would have to sue the Chinese company, present evidence | like newspaper clippings or testimony from customers, win, | get a judgement, and present that to Amazon. Until then, | Amazon looks in the USPTO database. | [deleted] | CliffStoll wrote: | Um, thanks, I guess. I think that Amazon's agreement is that | sellers waive copyright to images uploaded. -Cliff around 11:30 | in the evening | Marsymars wrote: | I'm no expert, and am not recommending any particular | copyright-related recourse, but the image submission | agreement has a clause to remove materials from the service, | and the license grant to Amazon is not specified as being | irrevocable: https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display. | html?nodeId=... | vfclists wrote: | Title should read "A seller based in China has hijacked Cliff | Stoll's Amazon Klein bottle listing" | | "foreign" is provincial and kinda racist. "foreign to who"? | | Is a seller in China foreign to a Chinese person? | | Is a seller in Nigeria "foreign" to a Nigerian? | | Is a seller in the UK "foreign" to a British person? | | Will this make headlines in the broadsheets, The Washington Post | in particular? | ScottWRobinson wrote: | Just came here to say that I bought one of Cliff's Klein bottles | maybe 5 years back, and it's still my only decorative | contribution to our house. | | Cliff seems like a great guy, and I hope this gets resolved for | him. | seanwilson wrote: | > To make their blackhead remover listing look legit, Amvoom then | submitted several hundred orders over Amazon, and immediately | cancelled each order. These depleted my Klein bottle inventory on | Amazon - even though nothing was paid for, and nothing was | shipped. In turn, this removed the "second color option" for | their blackhead-remover, since Amazon felt that the Klein bottles | were out of stock. Result: their black-head remover listing got | 199 positive reviews, and the Klein bottle did not show up as a | "color choice" in the Amvoom black-head listing. | | How do people manage to figure out such elaborate ways to | manipulate Amazon results without getting banned? Getting banned | has minimal cost? Poor detection? Inside information? | sva_ wrote: | Looking at the articles from that seller, I don't even think | they attach the articles for the reviews directly. It seems | like they attach them to articles with many reviews, so that | they can add their own fake reviews without being detected. | | If they made a new article, which immediately gets a lot of 5 | star reviews, that'd be suspicious and Amazon would probably | detect it. | | But if they attach it to an already established article, they | can happily add their fake reviews and then detach them again, | making it look legit. | | Just a theory though. | CliffStoll wrote: | Sean, I just added a few things to my note. I'll try to | copy/paste 'em here, although I suspect my sleepy fingers will | goof up: | | I haven't really reviewed what I'm posting here - heck I can't | spellcheck at 12:30 in the morning: | | Amazon, through its "Brand Registry" allows anyone with an | issued trademark to take over other brands, whether or not the | brand is covered by the specific goods that the trademark was | issued for. | | Brand Name Hijacking takes advantage of several bugs in | Amazon's seller business model: | | 1) Amazon Brand Name Registry allows the owner of a USPTO | trademark to take over listings of non-trademarked brands. | | 2) Amazon Brand Name Registry does not prevent a registered | Amazon brand from over-reaching beyond the regulated goods and | services associated with that trademark. | | 3) Amazon combines reviews of different item variations and | colors, even though they are from completely different listings | and manufacturers. | | 4) Amazon debits inventory even when an order is cancelled, | allowing a denial of service attack to exhaust inventory in a | seller's listing, at no cost to the attacker. | | Effects of Brand Hijacking: | | 1) Shoddy or unproven products receive five-star reviews, | apparently from several years. | | 2) Consumers, relying on Amazon star ratings, are grossly | misled by the summary reviews. | | 3) Disreputable sellers are rewarded (at the cost of honest | sellers) by large volume sales caused by high ratings. | | 4) Unscrupulous sellers of reviews receive money from Amazon | sellers in return for inflated reviews. | | 5) Independent sellers on Amazon -- specifically those who have | delivered extremely high customer satisfaction -- are locked | out of their listings and pushed out of their long term | business. | Axien wrote: | You forgot one. Amazon uses seller data to target which | products they will produce under their own Amazon brand. So | creative entrepreneurs eventually find they are completing | against Amazon directly. | | This is why Amazon will eventually be replaced by a company | that can do things better, faster, and cheaper. | EricE wrote: | Walmart was correlating credit card information in the | 80's. My mind still boggles at how poorly they have handled | the Internet. If there is a company that can best Amazon | and provide unique experiences with their tens of thousands | of local warehouses (their retail stores!) it should be | them. It's utterly mystifying that instead of leveraging | their strengths they ran off and created a less functional | clone of Amazon. Yikes! | genericone wrote: | The Walton family that owns Walmart has a higher net | worth than Bezos, according to google ($235B Walton vs | $196B Bezos), so the owners of Walmart are still more | wealthy than the owners of Amazon. And whatever they are | doing in brick and mortar is orthogonal to Amazon, Amazon | can't do B&M at the same scale, and Walmart can't do | online sales at the same scale. | yawaworht1978 wrote: | Either they have played around , experienced a similar issue | and went on to discover more, or maybe from inside. I think | it's the first option, though. | ev1 wrote: | Getting banned has a minimal cost if you are a throwaway goods | reseller running off a newly registered business in a region | where you can effectively ignore all foreign laws, falsify | documentation, or whatever else. | | Getting banned has a high cost if you are a single small | business with a long-term decades of time in business as the | same company registration. | unclekev wrote: | > How do people manage to figure out such elaborate ways to | manipulate Amazon results without getting banned? Getting | banned has minimal cost? Poor detection? Inside information? | | They don't actually ban the accounts doing this. They only | remove the reviews/listings, but don't take any action on the | accounts (so they just re-list 24 hours later) | | Apparently when Amazon acts, they are just removing the fake | reviews, sometimes the whole product but never actually banning | the sellers account (even if every product that seller is | listing is pumped full of fake reviews) | | It seems to be a endless cycle of a item being hijacked or a | item filled with fake reviews, then when reported to Amazon | they simply remove the fake reviews or the product but don't | take any action at all against the seller (or accounts making | the fake reviews) | | This thread[0] on the Amazon Seller forums is crazy with people | finding products that are scam listings (with 10,000+ fake | reviews), they report them, the products get taken down, then | 24 hours later the same sellers have re listed with more fake | reviews. | | Amazon simply do not care, if they did they would: | | A) Address the root problem | | B) Ban the seller accounts clearly manipulating the system. | | Amazon is quick to permaban accounts from real sellers, who | make a single mistake (sometimes completely out of their | control) but are happy to let these fake review/sellers keep | their accounts. | | [0] https://sellercentral.amazon.com/forums/t/review- | manipulatio... | seanwilson wrote: | > Amazon simply do not care | | Why though? How does this not hurt Amazon long term? What are | they gaining from attracting dodgy sellers in the short term? | modeless wrote: | Messed up internal incentives, I guess. It happens to every | large company. | lotsofpulp wrote: | Retail is a low margin business, whereas being a platform | for third party sellers is a high margin business. As long | as their reputation amongst sufficient number of people is | high enough to keep them paying for Amazon prime, then that | is the most amount of effort they should put into retail. | pas wrote: | Long term is subjective. | | But the more important point is, Amazon is a must-use | shipping provider with a crappy platform. They don't give a | fuck about the retail part. They diversified with AWS, Jeff | plays with his billions, fights unions, tracks piss | bottles, cancels or renews Prime shows, goes to space, | etc.. etc.. the site at this point is almost just a cute | idiosyncrasy. As long as it runs and the orders are | flowing, it's A-OK. Of course there's are probably many | teams working on "reforming" it. The NEW amazon.com. The | redesign. The refactor. The revamp. The modernization. But | all of those are just to keep people working there so they | maintain the old behemoth while their project slowly gets | put on the backburner (and/or gets scaled down to a small | demo page somewhere that no one ever sees or uses). | fmajid wrote: | Revenue. | efitz wrote: | The answer to _almost_ every question that starts with | "why don't they" ultimately ends up being "money". | | The marginal edge cases boil down to "power" or | "stupidity". | ansible wrote: | If you can get someone else's account banned for having fake | reviews, it would be easy to take out the competition that | way. | | Fundamentally, it is too easy to sign up as a seller. | nyghtly wrote: | It feels like buying stuff on Amazon gets worse and worse every | year. | naga_n wrote: | Great to see news of Cliff here. I have his hardbound book | autograpged when I met him in a conference in Berkeley about 10 | years ago. I read the book almost 25 years ago.. | dreamcompiler wrote: | Sorry about this Cliff. Hope somebody at Amazon can clear it up. | FWIW I bought one of your Klein bottles last year (directly from | your website) and it arrived quickly and undamaged. | | I'm also moving away from Amazon ordering in general because it | takes much too long to sift through all the fake reviews of | Chinese-made garbage to find the fake reviews for the Chinese- | made good stuff. | worik wrote: | Can people stop using Amazon. Not a question. | | I have not bought anything from Amazon for several years. | | Just stop. | IncRnd wrote: | It seems like going on the Live Chat with Amazon would help Stoll | speak with someone. I've used that several times and they always | fixed the issue right away. | DaiPlusPlus wrote: | as a customer or as a seller? | IncRnd wrote: | As a seller you can go to the contact us page at | sellercentral, select the option on the left, then click | phone in the middle and get a call back from Amazon. | | For live chat as a seller, follow these instructions from | Amazon's Moderator: | https://sellercentral.amazon.com/forums/t/wheres-live- | chat-s... | CliffStoll wrote: | Yes, I posted (repeatedly) to Amazon Seller forum. Several | people replied, but, alas, the suggestions were not of | help. See: | https://sellercentral.amazon.com/forums/t/product-page- | hijac... | IncRnd wrote: | Were you able to contact a person through their live chat | or call back links? | CliffStoll wrote: | No, I was never able to contact a live person at Amazon. | | However thanks to this Hacker News article, three Amazon | employees have contacted me, with varying degrees of | success. As of this moment (around 4PM | Pacific time on Wednesday30 June), my listing has been | 404'd ... I'm unsure if I will be able to recover the | reviews if I rebuild it. Or even if I can rebuild it. | Most of all - thank you to my friends on HN. What a | bright spot in an otherwise weird situation! | rickspencer3 wrote: | We're finally going to not renew our Amazon Prime after many | years. | | We don't have that much need for "free" shipping on cheap Chinese | products, and the convenience of the Amazon marketplace is now | counter-balanced by the inconvenience of sorting out the fake | goods and fake reviews. We are choosing sellers' own marketplaces | when we can these days, and just dealing with longer and paid | shipping. | | Additionally, we are finding that Amazon Prime Video doesn't have | so much that we want to watch anymore either, and we are paying | for multiple streaming services anyway. | TheRealDunkirk wrote: | > we are paying for multiple streaming services anyway. | | I just cancelled my membership, for all of the reasons you | cite. I had been letting my membership ride only because of | their streaming video, but recently, they've started yet | another dark pattern. | | I rarely finish a movie in one sitting. Three times in the past | month or so, I've started watching something for free, and then | come back to find that it was no longer free when I wanted to | finish it. Like, the next day. | | Most recently, this was Freakonomics. It was free when I | started it, then I hit the wrong button on my Apple TV remote | (THAT'S real hard, amirite?), and when I went to restart it, it | had become for-cost. I mean, seriously? | | I can live without their exclusives, and the standard defense | around here that they're not, actually, a monopoly for online | shopping is certainly true, so I'm done. | atatatat wrote: | Might I recommend Monoprice.com for the cables docks adapters | displays speakers etc that you need cheap and reliable? | cyberlurker wrote: | Lot's of their stuff is made in Taiwan, which I consider a | plus. | javajosh wrote: | Thanks! I just cancelled Prime too for similar reasons as the | GP, and I have found excellent alternative sources for most | things but fiddly bits like cables eluded me. (My online | replacements are: books => alibris, cds/vinyl => discogs, | photography => b&h, music gear => sweetwater/cl. I'm happy to | report that each service is superior to Amazon in every way, | even if it's slightly inconvenient to multiplex like this.) | 1-6 wrote: | Welcome to the other side. I haven't renewed Amazon Prime in | quite a while. It's not that bad because you can still shop on | Amazon with free shipping as long as you hit the minimum | amount. I may keep things in the cart and sometimes it becomes | a reminder for me to grab those items at the local shop. The | only time I get an 'itch' to get back on Prime when I'm at | Whole Foods. Other than that, goodbye free shipping! | giarc wrote: | Do you know if you can still use Subscribe and Save without a | Prime membership? We use that service quite a bit. | mattnewton wrote: | You can (I do) | giarc wrote: | Interesting. I'm wondering if I'd be able to drop the | Amazon Prime then as well. Outside of Subscribe and Save, | all of our purchases could be bunched until we hit the | minimum order $. We hardly ever watch Amazon Prime video, | we used to use the Photo storage but now pay for Google | Photos (or Google One... whatever they call it now). Not | sure what other benefits it provides? | dcdc123 wrote: | I am thinking about canceling as well but I am a nomad and | need to be able to have things shipped to Amazon lockers. Do | they still allow that without a Prime subscription? | mhardcastle wrote: | They do. I use pickup lockers without Prime all the time. | rickspencer3 wrote: | My wife pointed out that the shipping is not, in fact, free, | because we pay $100 (or whatever it is now) for Prime. | choward wrote: | You can still get free shipping with orders over $25. I | cancelled prime years ago. I try to avoid Amazon as much as I | can but I still use them sometimes like when someone gets me a | giftcard that I can't regift. | minton wrote: | I have also canceled after nearly 15 years of being a customer. | I cannot trust what they'll ship me will be a legit product and | not a knockoff. | russianbandit wrote: | Great! This is how giant, greedy corporations die. | psim1 wrote: | "Shenzhen Hangteng Information Technology Co in Shenzhen, China" | | Let's just call them Chinese SHIT Company. | malwarebytess wrote: | Automation without live human review should be criminal. One | could imagine non-internet analogous situations that are | explicitly criminal. | | It's common that automated decisions with no human contact cause | situations like these; probably most of them go unresolved | because the victims do not have the clout to arouse a mob. | | Corporations have a monetary incentive NOT to resolve these | problems. | | It's time for regulation. The market has failed. | osazuwa wrote: | It amazes how much raw ingenuity goes into scams and hustles. | rbanffy wrote: | Don't they know who they are messing with? This man took down a | spy ring from their ping times ;-) | greyhair wrote: | One more reason that I am no longer renewing my Amazon Prime this | year when it is up. | | Amazon is on a slow slide to hell. I came to realize this last | year. And Prime membership is a large part of the problem. Two | issues: | | 1) It reduces friction so it is easiest to default buy from them. | | 2) The price on those handcuffs / membership has gone up, a lot, | and it is basically a driver to dilute the cost burden via | volume. | | So cancelling Prime is the key to kicking Amazon to the curb. | | You can still use it, for times when you cannot find something | anywhere else, but it no longer becomes the default. | EricE wrote: | A perfect example of why I buy less and less from sites that | support 3rd party sellers. | | The problem is even once reliable sites like newegg.com are now | playing these games. If I wanted the Ebay/alibaba experience I | can get that! Why large retailer sites dilute their brand and | frustrate customers in the fruitless chase of "being like Amazon" | in catering to 3rd party sellers amazes and annoys me. | | At least most other sites let you weed out the 3rd party sellers | fairly easily. What's really annoying is with Amazon, even if you | are buying from "Amazon" it could be ultimately supplied to | Amazon by some hackney 3rd party and not a trusted wholesaler or | the original manufacturer. And as Cliff Stoll found out, Amazon | doesn't care either. | | Talk about coasting on your reputation. It will be interesting to | see how much trust they have to piss away before it affects them | enough for them to finally pay attention to stuff like this :/ | IronWolve wrote: | Amazon is more expensive on many items even with free shipping. | Shopping for coffee makers, air conditioners i noticed I could | get them cheaper and with free shipping from home depot and | walmart. | | While amazon is super handy, even food items like can goods are | cheaper on walmart, but you have to wait a few days for | shipping. Its can goods, theres no hurry, save money and shop | around. | DelightOne wrote: | Amazon should offer an option where its OK to wait longer for | wares as long as its 100% certain that it comes from the | manufacturer. | fma wrote: | I buy a lot from Walmart now, to drive business away from | Amazon (I would never have typed these words a few years | ago...). First thing I do is click Retailer = Walmart.com. | jonahhorowitz wrote: | I used to hate Best Buy because I had some poor return | experiences back in the 90s, but now it's my first choice for | online shopping because they only sell first-party items and | they have control over their supply chain. This is | particularly important for frequently-counterfeited products | like SD cards. | sethhochberg wrote: | Sometimes it makes me feel like a crazy person - I bought | some new headphones a few months ago, and walked to a | physical Best Buy store to make the purchase, because I had | no confidence any online retailer wasn't going to sell me | counterfeits, and the manufacturer was selling at full MSRP | instead of the slightly-cheaper usual going rate for them. | | And for what its worth, the store experience was totally | fine. I'll give them my money again next time I need | something tech related. | reaperducer wrote: | _I had some poor return experiences back in the 90s, but | now it 's my first choice_ | | My wife knows the person who is responsible for this, and | tells me that the person who implemented these changes | knows exactly what you're talking about because that person | had the same horrible experiences with Best Buy decades | ago. That's the reason things have changed. | JohnTHaller wrote: | Walmart has tons of sketchy 3rd party sellers as well, but | yes, clicking Retailer=Walmart will get you Walmart. To my | knowledge, they don't do the same inventory intermingling | that Amazon does. | abawany wrote: | Remember that Walmart and Best Buy also sell a lot of 3rd- | party stuff now. I find it strange that on their site I | always have to filter by Retailer=Walmart.com to get their | listings and even then, it sometimes filters out some of | their own listings. | gwittel wrote: | Target has started this as well. It's baffling that | companies will so willingly work to destroy consumer trust. | TameAntelope wrote: | They did this to directly compete with Amazon, I'm | constantly baffled as to why they persist with this design. | | Every time you hear, "<Crazy thing X> sold on Walmart | website!" it's always a reseller, not directly from them. | reaperducer wrote: | _I 'm constantly baffled as to why they persist with this | design._ | | Because "monkey see, monkey do" is pretty much the go-to | leadership strategy for a lot of big companies these | days. | | Bad managers manage badly. Senior "leadership" rarely | knows the meaning of the world. | mint2 wrote: | I think I'll start as well. I used to consider Walmart worse, | and never shopped there. But for several years I've | intentionally been avoiding Amazon when at all practical. But | I'm going to avoid them at all costs. | | Amazon seems both willfully and unintentionally incompetent. | They have so many strikes against them. | | Their prime dark patterns are hostile enough, and I avoided | it for years. But I needed a cheap plastic item quickly so I | did a free prime trial with the intention to cancel. So I | canceled and got billed anyway because according to their | rep, on the back end the check box for "auto renewal" was | enabled which wasn't an option my settings screens. Why would | it have been? I'd already cancelled and had a cancel | confirmation email so why would an auto renewal option still | be activated and bill me? It's willful incompetence. | | And their hire to fire practices and practice of churning | through warehouse workers is terrible. | | This Klein bottle incident just shows again how little they | care about legit users or how easy it is to abuse the system. | | They made whole foods a bad experience by treating non-prime | members as second class customers. I've cut back there and | now only occasionally buy coffee beans there, and will be | cutting back even more. | | And now Amazon recruiters started reaching out to me for data | science positions. No I am not interested in working for a | hot mess that only cares about money. | reaperducer wrote: | _They made whole foods a bad experience by treating non- | prime members as second class customers._ | | To be honest, there's not much difference between Prime and | non-Prime at Whole Foods. The Prime specials are very few | and far between, and usually not worth very much. There are | more signs about discounts in the store than actual | discounts in the store. | | I think the only thing I ever get a Prime discount on is my | wife's favorite cheese and occasionally steak. But pre- | Amazon, the cheese was $4.99 a package. Post-Amazon, I need | a Prime discount to get it down to $6.99 a package. | pbhjpbhj wrote: | Where did you buy it before, did they stop selling | direct? Any idea why? | kabdib wrote: | NewEgg is just fine with scammers on its marketplace. | | Last year I bought a new mouse. NewEgg redirected my sale to a | reseller, who sent me a busted, used mouse in a plastic baggie, | with cigarette burns on the buttons. After raising a little | hell, I got a refund. Basic on customer reviews, I'm not the | only person this seller (betechparts, if you care) is scamming. | Despite multiple emails to customer support and the NewEgg CEO, | this seller remains active on NewEgg. | | I no longer trust Amazon or NewEgg to supply non-counterfeit | and unused merchandise. | tushar1196 wrote: | great | EchoReflection wrote: | Amazon is unfortunately a very convenient plague on our beautiful | ppanet, and Bezos seems like a borderline (if not outright) | psychopath. it's late and i need to sleep, but just search the | internet for "Jeff Bezos is a scumbag" and you'll see that people | don't "just" hate him because he's filthy rich (nothing wrong | with being filthy rich, lots of great people are!). | | https://trofire.com/2019/01/28/scumbag-jeff-bezos-to-lose-bi... | | https://www.grunge.com/143621/the-dark-truth-about-amazon-fo... | | there is a lot more but I am tired. we should all boycott/avoid | using Amazon. | Applejinx wrote: | You can't single out Bezos as being a psychopath, though, | because all people in Bezos-like positions are psychopaths. | Otherwise they don't end up in Bezos-like positions. The | question is really, how do you constrain them so they can be | psychopaths but integrate into society in a useful way: they're | already making themselves useful in some ways, but by their | nature they have to push for more and more until they ruin | everything including themselves. | | It's a larger and more interesting question than whether these | captains of industry are good or nice or healthy. You can | assume they're not trustworthy and then go from there. Hell, | all of crypto is based on the idea that people aren't | trustworthy: not a big stretch to take that literally and | assume that business operators aren't trustworthy. | dang wrote: | Please don't fulminate on HN. That's in the site guidelines: | | " _Please don 't fulminate._" | | https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html | | Regardless of how you feel about $Bigco, plagues on planets, | psychopaths, and similar rhetoric makes for bad HN threads, and | we're trying to avoid those here. Thoughtful critique is | welcome of course. | | We detached this subthread from | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27685624. | [deleted] | f6v wrote: | That's just tabloid quality posts. | hardlianotion wrote: | It has only really now dawned on me that I really do need to take | my Amazon custom elsewhere. Amazon is not a place to do my | shopping any more and inertia is not really a good enough excuse | for not taking my quantum of influence somewhere else. | | So I am shopping around for alternative marketplaces for books | and general goods. Not groceries - never really fell for that | Amazon offer. | WesleyHale wrote: | Why not order directly from the vendor itself rather than | looking for a marketplace? | | Books can still be sourced from Books-A-Million, Barns & Noble, | as well as local shops. | | If I'm looking for choices for a solution, I'll use a | marketplace, but after I find a solution, I'll order straight | from the vendor itself | [deleted] | darepublic wrote: | Every fresh outrage has me shaking my fist. Amazonnnnn!!! | nr2x wrote: | I got locked out of my Amazon account due to getting a new phone | number and 2FA not working. It was a blessing, not looked back. | beprogrammed wrote: | It's so hard to watch as Amazon just let's there platform go to | the dogs. All in the name of hands off automation I guess?. | helixfelix wrote: | What is ironic is that there is an annual Award given to an AWS | employee called the Cliff Stoll Award: For those individuals who | see something suspicious, not working as expected, show ownership | and drive it to resolution. As Cliff did to find a KGB spy, and | documented in "The Cuckoo's Egg". | | I wonder what would happen if someone at Amazon pulled on this | thread and not only solved Cliff's problem but also the root | cause that enables this kind of product hijacking. | danparsonson wrote: | Plot twist: the root cause is greed | reaperducer wrote: | I posit that it's not greed. It's laziness. Why do a great | job, when "good enough" is good enough for 90% of the people? | That's how business works today. | mentos wrote: | The root cause is oxygen. | | Anyone expecting any other behavior from utility maximizing | entities is naive? | danparsonson wrote: | I would counter that by saying anyone ascribing that | mindset automatically to all humans is cynical ;-) | hrdwdmrbl wrote: | Disagree. It's possible to start with that assumption and | then design systems with that in mind. | swalsh wrote: | Allowing trusted sellers to be hijacked is not greedy | behavior. Keeping 3rd sellers happy will result in less | returns, happier resellers, and greater platform usage. | | The root cause here is organizational failure from | disempowered employees. At one point Amazon had great | customer service with empowered represenatives. That's not | Amazon today. | [deleted] | freeopinion wrote: | I meant to show a simple example of how a vendor offers the same | product for the same price on their own website and on Amazon. I | was going to argue that they should mark it up on Amazon to | encourage traffic through their own site. So I just grabbed a | random item on Amazon to illustrate this: | | https://www.amazon.com/Adafruit-2769-Circuit-Playground-Educ... | | $99.99 "Adafruit 2769 Circuit Playground Express Educator's Pack" | | https://www.adafruit.com/product/3399 | | $350.00 "Code.org Circuit Playground Express Educators' Pack" | | https://www.adafruit.com/product/2769 | | $99.95 "Circuit Playground Express Advanced Pack" | | Then I looked closer at the Amazon listing, thinking it odd that | Adafruit would confuse the product label. I see that it isn't | being sold by Adafruit. So somebody is apparently buying one | product from Adafruit, relabeling it on Amazon as a much more | expensive product, and misleading buyers. And that's a generous | reading. | | I'm not pointing this out as a warning that it can happen. I'm | pointing out that I didn't pick this product to illustrate this | point. I picked a random product to illustrate a different point, | but ran into this. Granted, this is a uselessly small sample | size, but sheesh! | | One moral of this story: Always buy direct when possible. Never | buy through Amazon if it can be avoided. | | It irritates me to find a vendor who offers a product cheaper | through Amazon than on their own website. That encourages the | exact type of abuse seen here. | | (I'm not ripping Adafruit for doing this. Of the pages of | products displayed by Amazon when I searched for "sold by | Adafruit" I didn't find any evidence that Adafruit even sells on | Amazon. Lot's of other people--including Amazon--sell Adafruit | products on Amazon. Somehow they can meet or beat Adafruit's | price. Have to wonder how many are legit.) | mekkkkkk wrote: | Is there any economics term for being "too big to care"? This | seems to be a case of that, and it seems to be quite widespread | at Amazon in particular. Just look at the mess that is the AWS | console UI as another example. With all those billions and | billions, you'd think that they could remedy a lot of this stuff. | | But alas, why bother when you are in such a dominant market | position? Of course I could think of a lot of reasons, but this | seems to be the mentality. | pas wrote: | This uncaring attitude is directly a result of lack of | competition. Amazon won. (Sure, there are some other big names | in the game, but the online retail market is in a pathological | state. As in case of other "natural monopolies" the network | effect is very large, thus barriers to entry is absurdly high, | hence no real competition. The incumbents are optimizing and | diversifying, participating in meta-games - eg. lobbying, | regulatory capture, PR, etc. Not to mention the endless cross- | financing between services that muddies the waters. Eg. just as | Google Search funds Chrome development, AWS finances the Amazon | expansion.) | | Basically one oneline retail market participant optimized out | almost all competition. | | https://slatestarcodex.com/2014/07/30/meditations-on-moloch/ | lotsofpulp wrote: | Retail is not really a winner take all market though. It has | very low barriers to entry. There are multitude of options to | use as an alternative to Amazon. | | https://www.emarketer.com/content/amazon-dominates-us- | ecomme... | | To Amazon's credit, they did move fast and bet big on online | retail first. But since it is a low barrier to entry | business, there is next to profit to be had in it, so they | really do not have an incentive to keep pouring into it. Why | bother playing for 2% profit margins versus Walmart and | Target and Home Depot and Costco when you can earn 15%+ as a | platform. | | If people stop using you, then oh well, switch to web | services or media which have double digit profit margins, but | it is not really a big loss. So I would say the uncaring | attitude is due to lack of profits margins, compared to their | alternative. | gabereiser wrote: | This, and other instances of this scam make me not want to buy | anything off Amazon ever again. Where is Amazon in this? Why is | this even _a thing_? Is there no oversight at all? Amazon has now | become the Alibaba of the west and it makes me sick to think the | once beloved marketplace is now just scamville. I typically buy | from sellers websites now and rarely buy off of Amazon but now I | feel I need to completely remove Amazon from my options. | jannes wrote: | Amazon simply is on the same level as eBay now. (No idea about | Alibaba.) It's really sad to see. | zeusk wrote: | IMO eBay is less scammy. | | I've been using it to buy car parts and it is SO MUCH better | than dealing with junkyards (LKQ/Car-Parts websites suck!) | and everything that I've got so far including parts from | Latvia and Germany have been genuine. | | eBay too is full of knock-off trash from China but you can | easily tell those apart from a real listing most of the time | with reviews being unique per listing/seller. And eBay allows | for local pickups too! | taylorfinley wrote: | The one exception to car parts sites being shit is | rockauto. Just start typing in the search bar and it | figures out what year make model and part you're looking | for. Their search experience is light-years ahead of any | other auto parts website and might actually be the best | product search interface I've found anywhere, hiding out on | a car parts site. I highly encourage anyone interested in | product search ux to go check it out. | function_seven wrote: | Just bought a new radiator from Rock Auto. I think it was | like 3 clicks to drill down to the part. I just tried | your method and was blown away. After I entered the year | and make, and was halfway into typing the model, it | autocompleted all the way to my trim level and I resumed | typing "radia" where it suggested all the relevant | things. Hitting enter, I watched it navigate the tree on | the left. | | Small delights like that are worth serious money. | | I love sites that have such a structured categorization | of their items. McMaster-Carr is the gold standard IMO, | and RockAuto is pretty close. | zeusk wrote: | McMaster-Carr is awesome, but I believe they are very | business/professional oriented. | | I needed some brass thread-ins with bolts and they got | the job done but now I'm sitting on a minimum sized order | of ~50 pieces that I won't be using anytime soon. Maybe I | can resell them eBay. Hah. | technothrasher wrote: | McMaster is also typically not cheap. Their claim to fame | is that they deliver really quickly. We can get stuff | from them same or next day about 95% of the time. For | slightly slower delivery but better pricing, Zoro Tools | has much of the same stuff. | jessaustin wrote: | For some M16-1.5 bolts I ordered last week (and received | the next day), McMaster-Carr was considerably cheaper | than any other source. [EDIT:] Although Zoro doesn't seem | to carry that size bolt in lots smaller than 25, I'll | certainly be checking them for other items in future... | thanks for the reference! I just wish they sorted their | filter parameters by size rather than by SKU quantity. | Unklejoe wrote: | McMaster is great if you need some obscure bolt, but man | do they stick you for it. | | Want this weird thread bolt? Here's a power plant | certified 2mm bolt for $75 each. | driverdan wrote: | I just bought some grade 8 hardware from them. It was | cheaper than Fastenal, even with shipping, and they | delivered overnight. I had to buy in higher quantities | than I needed but the extras will get used at some point. | gambiting wrote: | Interesting that people have these experiences. I use eBay | a lot, mostly buying 2nd hand computer hardware and retro | gaming stuff(consoles/games/accessories) and I'd say I have | problems with as many as 50% of all my purchases. Some | bigger problems where I want to return the item, some | smaller ones where I paid extra for postage but it was | ignored, that sort of thing. The complaints procedure exist | but it's weak(seller sells a "mint condition" genuine PS2 | controller, got the controller it's all dirty and with | frayed cable, complain to seller, they say "oh it's mint | for the age, nothing wrong with it", complain to ebay, | seller has a week to respond, nothing, ebay sends me a | label to ship it back, have to go to the post office to | send it back, wait another week, nothing, ebay finally | refunds me my money. You know how it would work with | Amazon? I would complain in chat, they would send a courier | to pick it up from me the next working day, I would have | the money back 5 minutes after the courier picked up the | parcel). And then I had someone send me actual expletives- | filled email calling me all kinds of worst things in the | world because I left a neutral(!!!) feedback on their | account, after I paid extra for 1st class postage but they | shipped 2nd class. And sellers in general just have no idea | about consumer laws(yes, if you sold this item as brand new | then you have to accept a 14 day return by law) which leads | to arguments and just in general everything being so | stressful. | | I've had over 200 amazon orders last year, didn't have a | problem with a single one of them. Few times I wanted to | return something they either sent a courier to collect it | from me directly, or just refunded me anyway. And few times | I ordered from somewhere else(urrghhh.....Currys) the | customer service was absolutely abysmal. I'm just not brave | enough to order from anyone but Amazon nowadays*. | | *here in the UK, understand the American Amazon is far | worse for <reasons> | [deleted] | dawnerd wrote: | eBay is better as each seller gets a distinct listing Amazon | letting sellers just kinda take over listings is a huge | problem and has led to many scams like this and more commonly | review scams where they sees the listing with positive | reviews for a legit cheap product but swap it out for | whatever their money grab is. | asddubs wrote: | and also just reordering the same product from the same | listing and getting a different lower quality version of it | xenihn wrote: | eBay has miraculously become more trustworthy than Amazon for | certain products | hellbannedguy wrote: | I have never had a bad experience on Ebay. Paypal taking my | money hostage is another story. | lotsofpulp wrote: | Amazon is a more expensive AliExpress. | mkoryak wrote: | This. | | I now buy a bunch of stuff from AliExpress because at least | they don't even try to pretend that (most of) their | products are crap. When I want something cheap and don't | care about waiting a month, I go there to get it directly | from the source. | 14 wrote: | I have always had very good experiences with eBay. Several | times I've been screwed on Amazon. With eBay I can also add a | lot of filters to my search which I like. I can immediately | exclude items shipped directly from China. Or search for | something within 100km so I know I can just go pick it up. | eBay has just been so much better from my experience. | beardyw wrote: | Definitely or worse. I use Amazon as a last resort. eBay is | first choice for cheap stuff. For expensive stuff I tend to | go for bricks and mortar stores. | brobdingnagians wrote: | I often find things on Amazon, then go directly to the seller's | webpage or search for a book on other bookstores. You can often | get it cheaper, and with peace of mind that it isn't | counterfeit. Only really buy on Amazon if it really doesn't | exist anywhere else and really need it. | TheHypnotist wrote: | Anything with an unfamiliar and suspicious sounding brand, such | as AMVOOM, is a non starter for me. I actually started | researching brands. | Closi wrote: | This is common across amazon sellers, all major sellers will | recycle SKU codes to transfer reviews. Amazon knows about this, | it's everywhere. | | They could stop it, but presumably it stops reviews being | "lost" which helps support their sales. | dalbasal wrote: | Both Amazon and Aliexpress/baba follow a "this is a city" | mentality. Crime and such are understood as statistics, not as | a thing happening under their roof. This is a "beef up police | funding next cycle" kind of problem. | | Any one scam might be defeatable, but "scamming exists" seems | to be true in any marketplace with enough participants. | jn1234 wrote: | Don't worry their listings on Taobao will be accurate because | they actually enforce standards. | makeitdouble wrote: | To note, buying from the sellers website can be a blessing or a | curse. | | It is true in sometimes unexpected ways. For instance some | sellers just don't care about notifications; it might be | because they usually work with professional buyers who work on | a long timescale ("I need it for this quarter") and will | contact the seller on a regular basis if they care. | | Some sellers just don't want to deal with you. I had a "mom and | pop" for who my business wasn't really a priority (well, fine), | sent me random junk after misreading my order, and it was a | PITA to sort the situation. | | Basically, going out of Amazon (the new Alibaba as you say) is | also returning to the Wild Wild West. There is no real choice | than to deal with both, but god is it a pain. | CliffStoll wrote: | Having sold Klein bottles from my website for 20 years and | from Amazon from 4 or 5 years, here's my experience: | | - it's way more fun through my Kleinbottle website. I've | customized my checkout to what I sell. When there's a | problem, it's easier to contact a buyer. | | - I can show any amount of information on my website; Amazon | has 5 bullet points and 1000 characters of description. This, | of course, cuts both ways - a quick logical summary helps | many people. Long, wordy websites (ahem) can be a problem. | | - Amazon provides security that you'll get what they've | ordered. Buying through my website, well, some people are | scared off by its primitive style and mathematical humor. | (well, attempted humor). | | - My credit card processor takes a < 3% haircut. With Amazon, | it's 12% plus $40/month. | | - My customers are my friends. Likely, I'll meet them at a | seminar, colloquium, or if they visit the East Bay. I hope | they'll remember me by the good service that I try to | provide. This tends to be easier when I handle an order | through my website. | enriquto wrote: | Oh man, you are a legend to me! I deeply appreciate you and | I remember that the first purchase I ever made on the | internet 20 years ago was one of your klein bottles! It was | such a scary but amazing first experience. It seemed so | magical at the time, to buy an object from the other side | of the world! As a teenager I had to convince my dad to use | his credit card. We were afraid to send the credit card | number by email, and we used a fax machine by your | suggestion. | | The bottle arrived broken and we were dismayed. We sent you | a careful report with photos of the packaging and the | broken bottle (real film photos, that we had to develop and | then scan into the computer to produce an email). You were | so kind to send a new bottle and even said sorry. I was | amazed by your reply and by the fact that people so far | away could be kind to each other. It really blew my mind. | At the time, in my country, the internet was seen as a | really unsafe place were you were not supposed to ever say | your real name. | | To this day, I keep both bottles you sent as my most prized | possessions. The cracked one is actually cooler, and the | crack has been growing (you can make the crack grow by | pressing slightly with the thumb). In a few years it will | break the bottle apart in a topologically interesting way. | CliffStoll wrote: | Of course, Enrique! I'm tickled that you remember me - | and delighted that both Kleinbots have survived across | the years. | | I do check every item that I send out -- I hold it up to | a bright light looking for cracks - but sometimes trouble | sneaks through. I'll do my best to fix things - replace, | refund, or solve a differential equation (ODE, not PDE's, | please). | | You, in turn, have a responsibility to spread the good | word -- I hope you're teaching & making this too-mundane | world into a better place. | | Across two decades, my warm wishes to you. | -Cliff | alisonkisk wrote: | You're absolutely right. but very few sellers are like you. | (That's part of why we love you so much.) Outside the small | "art" industry, almost none are like you. | makeitdouble wrote: | I actually remember visiting your site at one point, and I | think this is a case where going through a seller is a net | advantage :) | | I see it not really on the "shopping" experience, and more | as you point out because as a buyer I'd need/want way more | information than what Amazon will ever provide on a single | page, and also because there is a context surrounding the | product that is far far away from a "just buy" transaction. | | I also see some hobby sites like Bricklink as something | Amazon will never be a replacement of. Fundamentally I | think specific seller sites are needed. | fxtentacle wrote: | Actually, Alibaba appears to have higher standards for their | product listings, because pages are never merged. So the review | takeover described in this post would not be possible on | Alibaba ^_^ | praptak wrote: | Which makes you wonder why Amazon keeps this scam-enabling | "feature". Do legit sellers really need it that much that | Amazon keeps it despite the scams? | webmobdev wrote: | Amazon tacitly supports this scam because it only cares | about sales. It doesn't really care about the sellers. | | It also knows that positive reviews have a huge influence | in increasing sales, and negative reviews really dampens | sales. This is why Amazon also allows what I call _Product | Page Hijacking_. | | How this works is, Amazon allows multiple models or | variants of a product to be listed on the same page, so | that all their reviews are mixed together. This deceptive | practice hoodwinks many customers. There are 2 kinds of | product page hijacking - somewhat obvious ones and the | really sneaky kind. | | Example of a somewhat obvious one - | https://imgur.com/OfZLUeL - here, one product page actually | lists multiple router models that have different features | and configurations. While it is a bit obvious, the buyer | still has to carefully read the reviews to figure out what | model the review is about. | | Example of the sneaky ones are products that only partially | list their model number, and list and sell slightly | different variants of model under a single product page. | | E.g search for _" TP-Link WR841"_ in https://dd- | wrt.com/support/router-database/ - there are 9 variants of | the same model (in essence, 9 different models) that are | differentiated by a version number (v9, v10, v11 etc. after | their model name). | | But instead of creating a product page for each variant - | "TP-Link WR841N v9" or "TP-Link WR841N v11" or "TP-Link | WR841N v13" - only one product page is created under _" TP- | Link WR841N"_ and all the variants are sold under it. The | variations in the models are sometimes not minor - some of | the variants have a higher RAM and even totally different | CPU! Since all the variants are sold under one product | page, the reviews posted are actually for all these | different variants. But the buyer will often have no idea | of that. And they may not even receive the product they | think the reviews are recommending! | bombcar wrote: | The router issue is even more insidious as the vendors | may not even know which version they have as the | manufacturer considers them all identical even though | they can be entirely different. | webmobdev wrote: | I don't think it has reached that stage though - so far, | they have been clearly labelling the full model name of | the product on the box and / or on the product. (I think | it may be illegal for them to do otherwise as they have | to obtain various certifications when they ship the | product). So the vendors do know what products they have. | It is kind of deceptive advertising on Amazon - they | deliberately mislabel the product model by not including | the version number (which is actually part of the model | name). | syshum wrote: | There is not much to wonder about, Amazon does it because | it critical to their fulfillment service, one of the key | ways amazon makes money and keeps it 1-2 day delivery times | is inventory mixing, i.e if you order from Seller X, you | may actually get Stock that Seller Y shipped in. | | This is why they need to merge listings into 1. It is also | why there is soo much fraud on Amazon, and I dont believe | they will ever fix it, the logistic costs would make | Fulfilled by Amazon unprofitable if they had to stop mixing | stock | praptak wrote: | Do I understand correctly that seller X might get their | reputation damaged if Seller Y shipped some counterfeit | crap? | bopbeepboop wrote: | Yes, that's correct -- and been a large problem for co- | mingled inventories. | alisonkisk wrote: | Yes. | syshum wrote: | If they use the Fufilled By Amazon service, which if you | want to have "Prime" shipping you have to, then yes that | is possible and more common than it should | | The way the service works, is that you the vendor will | ship your products into a amazon warehouse, other vendors | will ship the "same items" a amazon warehouse, all of | these "same items" are mixed together in the inventory | system, your account is has a credit of "X items" but not | the specific items you shipped in to the warehouse | | Example | | Acme Vendor shipped to amazon 15 Logitech MX Mouses | | Evil Vendor shipped Amazon 15 Counterfeit Logitech MX | Mouses | | When amazon gets the mouses it take all 30 and puts them | in a big box, as the orders are filled even if you | ordered from Acme, you make get one of the one Evil | shipped into Amazon | birdman3131 wrote: | This is only if you enable comingled inventory. I don't | believe it is required but I barely sell on amazon. | bombcar wrote: | I think there's a discount if you allow commingled | inventory (or a cost to keep it separate) which makes | sense as Amazon has to track and potentially stock it in | multiple warehouses | LorenPechtel wrote: | The comingled inventory actually is a good idea, just | flawed. Go ahead, comingle the inventory but keep track | of where each item came from so when the counterfeit is | discovered they know where it really came from and don't | blame the innocent supplier. | syshum wrote: | There are 2 levels of blame... | | Amazon taking action against the vendor, and consumers | blaming the wrong vendor. | | When you order from Amazon Marketplace you can clearly | see who you are ordering from, even if Amazon shipping | the item. Consumers getting a bad product will then no | only review the item but the seller with negative | feedback even though the seller they bought it from may | have done nothing wrong | bombcar wrote: | That's what amuses me - what, it requires a few | additional characters on the stock barcode? | | Of course the real problem is the counterfeiters have no | problem starting a new vendor every few weeks or even | days, so the damage may already be done by the time the | reports come back. | dpwm wrote: | Many legit sellers - big names in all sectors - use the | listings merging feature, from kindle books that are almost | unreadable to network equipment that has variants with very | different qualities. In many cases, Amazon is the seller. | | As a customer I find it infuriating, and it feels as though | it has been made more difficult over time to read the | reviews for just the selected product. | | I suspect that many transactions on Amazon simply would not | happen if customers were better informed about what they | are buying. I have no doubt that this is true across | retailers - just think of all the things that have been | hyped and sold that end up in garage sales barely used. | It's far more common to see crap with five-star reviews | than something great with three- or four-star reviews. | | The feature _kind of_ makes sense for purely cosmetic | changes, like color - but even then it would be useful to | have information about the actual variant. | | I don't think this is some UI problem. I am quite sure it | could be solved very quickly by showing reviews for the | selected variant first, and then making it clear that other | reviews are for other variants. | | There is a way of somewhat mitigating this merging feature: | Don't just look at aggregate review scores. Read the lower- | end reviews. If the flaws are petty or expected, then | that's great. If your variant is the worst of the bunch, | you'll find out. But even with all that, it doesn't sort | the takeover problem in the article. | bombcar wrote: | The idea behind it was a good one - if you're selling a | book about cats, and you update the book to fix some typos | (easy to do with Kindle for example) you don't want to lose | all your reviews. | | And then they added a feature where if multiple marketplace | vendors are selling the same thing it combines them. | | And a third feature lets you classify items as various | colors of a product (but the same product - think blue vs | pink socks) and all the reviews get combined. | | So if you do all three in the right order you can change | anything to anything now, even taking another listing. | LorenPechtel wrote: | It's a good feature, it just needs more safeguards. | | I'd also like to see a feature where established | customers ($x bought over y time) can flag an entry as | suspect--an entry gets enough flags and a human looks at | it. If the entry turns out to be suspect everyone who | flagged it gets a bit more flagging reputation, if it's | wrong they get a bit less. The more flagging reputation | you have the more your flag counts towards getting a | human to investigate. | rjmunro wrote: | > And then they added a feature where if multiple | marketplace vendors are selling the same thing it | combines them. | | It's more the other way around. Initially you could only | sell something on marketplace if it was something Amazon | already listed, usually a book. There would be an option | on the Amazon listing to buy it elsewhere and if you | selected that there would be a list of non-Amazon sellers | you could buy the book from - these would normally be | individuals reselling books they had finished reading. | jquery wrote: | > you update the book to fix some typos (easy to do with | Kindle for example) you don't want to lose all your | reviews. | | Disagree. They should do what Apple does for App Store | reviews. Reviews of the latest version only, with other | reviews as "background" data. | bombcar wrote: | I don't think anyone would mind that (even the scammers) | - because what the scammers want is "Five/four star" and | "400 reviews" to show - they don't care what the actual | reviews even say. | Axien wrote: | Yup. I tried buying Qualatex twisting balloons from Amazon. | From the reviews I could clearly see some sellers were | offering legit Qualatex and others were offering cheap knock- | offs. Since the reviews are not matched to the seller, I | could not tell which sellers were offering the real product. | I ended up buying from eBay without issue. | LegitShady wrote: | I got rid of prime and have basically stopped buying from them, | and don't feel any loss. Usually if they're way cheaper on | something it's over the minimum shipping requirement and I end | up buying less stuff rather than paying more for stuff. highly | recommend it. | Animats wrote: | _" Amazon has now become the Alibaba of the west"_ | | Alibaba is _much_ better than Amazon about seller verification. | Look up, say, "PC power supply". On Amazon, you're lucky if | you get the address of the seller and a product image. | | Alibaba gives you multiple detailed pictures of the object, | including its data plate. You get the full address of the | seller, and whether it's the manufacturer or a reseller. | There's usually a picture of the factory, info about their | annual sales and number of employees, whether that's been | verified by a third party, how fast they usually respond to | inquries. Sometimes even what production equipment they use. | What certifications they have and who does their | certifications. | | Many of those companies will accept an order for one unit. | sooheon wrote: | Yep. You will also often immediately get connected to a sales | rep via chat, and they will follow up you all the way through | to shipping and for any repeat orders. | me_me_me wrote: | And also, often more then not Amazon listings are just | Alibaba's products resales that you can get faster for some | stupid high markup. | Scaevolus wrote: | Alibaba & Aliexpress _do_ have a clone problem, but the | notable distinction is that they don't aggressively comingle | listings like Amazon does. This means for some common | consumer items (fidget spinners, etc.) you'll find a hundred | listings with identical images, slightly varying | descriptions, and different factories, but you can easily | choose which seller to buy from. | mmastrac wrote: | AliExpress can be pretty brutal. I went looking for a | lithium power pack and it was clear that almost all the | listings were the same crap with differently inflated | capacities that were physically impossible. | atatatat wrote: | Where did you end up? | mmastrac wrote: | I found a manufacturer that seemed legit and orders a | suitcase of LiFePO batteries. Will take about 60 days to | arrive via ship but it was a huge pain to sort through | the fake sellers. | quickthrower2 wrote: | You are brave buying a high energy chemistry experiment | from Alibaba. I'd stick to regular retail for that! | atatatat wrote: | Like where? | quickthrowman wrote: | I buy all my 18650 cells from https://illumn.com | mmastrac wrote: | I think it's a lot easier in the states to find high | energy chemistry than it is here in Canada. Prices are | much higher because the market is much smaller. | diggernet wrote: | Maybe DigiKey.com ? | azernik wrote: | Notably, Alibaba's core business is B2B. Business customers | have very little tolerance for bad shipments, and are | frequently repeat customers such that they would quickly have | left Alibaba if they could not get predictable quality. | [deleted] | okprod wrote: | _Is there no oversight at all? Amazon has now become the | Alibaba of the west and it makes me sick to think the once | beloved marketplace is now just scamville._ | | This. Most of the time now when I buy from Amazon it feels like | buying from a garage sale / flea market. Some examples from my | purchases -- 4 pack of AA Eneloops arrived as 2 AAs and 2 AAAs; | 2 identical office chairs arrived as 2 different models; Simple | Human trash can arrived with 3 softball sized dents in | different places; Spigen phone case arrived with some sort of | tiny worms/maggots inside a corner of the packaging; Clorox | antibacterial wipes arrived in generic packaging containing dry | wipes. Porter Yoshida backpack arrived as a similar looking | Herschel backpack in the same color. | | I remember buying from Amazon and getting solid products really | really fast; not sure where that's gone. I do use Amazon for | the free Whole Foods delivery and that's been OK, though | there's very lax usage of temperature-safe packaging for dairy | and meat products. | gabereiser wrote: | This has been my experience lately as well. Packaging that | looked like it was broken into or returned leaving me to | wonder what was left out. I recently bought a GoPro and | received a shady sdcard with it (the package comes with one). | When I put the microsd card in the sdcard it wouldn't come | out. I threw both away. Packages that were busted up. | Packaging that looked like someone else got there first. I'm | done. I'm over it. After this mess with Klein Bottles I just | deleted the app from my phone. I don't have prime so it's not | that hard for me to never shop Amazon again. | throwawayboise wrote: | I already stopped. I used to be a Prime subscriber, and use | smile.amazon.com for charitable benefits. I don't use amazon at | all now, because I don't trust that I will get what I think I | am paying for. | theonething wrote: | It's hard to give up the convenience and fast delivery (with | Amazon Prime) though. In my experience, I haven't run into many | problems with fraud or fake products (that I know of). I try to | avoid third party sellers and only order from Amazon or the | seller. | jorvi wrote: | I can get pretty quick delivery from a few other companies in | my country. What I can't get is the very very lenient | warranty that Amazon gives. Other companies will work as hard | as possible to make replacing something under warranty as | painful as possible. Amazon basically goes 'sure, ok' and | either refunds or sends a replacement. | estaseuropano wrote: | Amazon co-mingles inventory so I have in several cases chosen | 'sold by Amazon.de' or the brand name seller and gotten what | seem to be fakes. This is common for anything mid-range, e.g. | good brand-name pots and pans such as WMF, shoes, utensils, | ... | | In other cases I've gotten clearly opened/used items sold as | new, e.g. woodworking tools. | Tempest1981 wrote: | Fast delivery seems to have become an addiction in our fast- | paced lives. Do we really need that new thing tomorrow? | Probably not. Yet we can't delay the gratification. | brobdingnagians wrote: | I've also found that if I am looking at a longer delivery | time then I put more thought into evaluating if I really | need the product, or if I could make do with something | else, or if there is a better product available elsewhere. | I then tend to focus on quality and other fitness for | purpose instead of which item is on Prime delivery. | nucleardog wrote: | I order lots of stuff I need on Amazon. Not want, need, and | while it's not life or death usually I need it sooner | rather than later. If I can wait, usually I'd just order it | elsewhere (including from somewhere like Taobao or | Alibaba/Aliexpress and waiting months for it). | | And that's exactly where Amazon is super difficult to | replace. The current competition is not other online | retailers but coordinating with my wife such that she can | look after the kid so I can go sit in traffic for an hour | to get to the store and grab a couple of things we need for | some quick home repairs, etc. | dave1999x wrote: | It's not about delayed gratification - it's about | predictability. | | I know what I'm doing tomorrow if I can afford to wait for | a delivery. What will I be doing on a random day next week? | next month? Less so! | rjmunro wrote: | You can often pick stuff up at a local store - e.g. | certain couriers have deals with local supermarkets. It | sometimes means pick ups are cheaper than the standard | paid options. | syshum wrote: | Well from a business stand point, I know we have shifted | alot of our daily supply things for IT from a "Keep 10 of | these instock at all times" to "Just order it from Amazon | as needed" due to the faster delivery time | | Just as Manufactures have shifted to JIT for many parts on | the production line, other business processes have as well. | nabla9 wrote: | Amazon, Google, Facebook, etc. have almost completely automated | customer/user service to keep costs down. Their business model | depends on that. | | The consumers are in the position of primitive people in front | of their gods. They have to come together and pray for gods to | notice them if they want wrongs to be righted. | | It would be better to solve this through legislation. | ljm wrote: | I went cold turkey on Amazon a few months back; the only thing | I've kept is the TV subscription. | | What I realised is that it was just a dependency because it was | so easy to search for and buy stuff. Nowadays I'll buy from a | smaller shop if I need something, but it's more likely that I | think "do I _actually_ need this? " and say "no." | sgc wrote: | For me their killer feature is ease and certainty of returns. | If I am buying online I need to option to return items that | are not as they appear, and Amazon offers that quite readily. | | So I think the major hurdle for other businesses is getting a | reputation for prompt and free return acceptance if they want | to sell things sight unseen. | greenshackle2 wrote: | I'm in Canada and recently I started getting Prime items | shipped from the US, with no indication on the listing or | at checkout that it was gonna be shipped internationally. | It makes returns much less pain-free. | | For international returns they don't have labels, you need | to pay for shipping, and they supposedly reimburse up to | $20 shipping fees but I have found no evidence of an actual | process in place to claim it. | | (I had to return a book because they sent me a hardcover | loosely packed in a box, from the US to Canada. Of course | it was damaged in transport. For a place that started out | as a book store this is really dumb. I re-ordered it from | Chapters, who packed it properly.) | ljm wrote: | I find that I'm more likely to get an item as expected from | another store, and will only need to use the return policy | if I change my mind or something else happens. | | Whereas Amazon basically doesn't care about the inventory | it ships and your only choice, really, is to use the return | policy to actually get what you want. | | I'm in the UK so I enjoy some solid consumer rights (at | least for the time being). Plenty of online retailers ship | return labels and packaging with your order, should you | need to send something back. | zwaps wrote: | At least here in Europe, returns are painless in almost all | cases. Give it a shot! | | This is especially true for larger and more expensive items | (like electronics) where - I can not stress this enough - | it is much, much better to buy directly from the company | (I'd say 95% of all companies now have d2c shops on their | websites). | | It used to be the case that Amazon had an advantage in | customer support and returns. I feel this is no longer | true. I bought an expensive electronic item from Amazon | and, when it broke, I send it in under warranty (in the EU, | the first six months are essentially no questions asked | repairs). Amazon send it to a third-party repair shop that | send it back to me without any repair. | | By contrast, I had to replace an item from a large consumer | electronics company, which I had bought directly with them. | They sent me a new one __before__ I had sent in my old | item, and the new box included the shipping label to send | back the damaged one. Much easier! | | Beyond all this, it's obvious that Amazon is now home to | fake and faux products. It is my view that the only product | worth ordering there are cheapo China duplicates, for a | price where you will be okay if they break after one week | of use. | | Otherwise, go with the supplier. It perhaps takes more than | a day to ship, but often it doesn't. You can return any | item for any reason within two weeks (in the EU), and | damaged items can be returned within warranty anyway - | usually with less hassle. | | So folks, please stop buying stuff from Amazon if you can | help it. As this - and countless other instances - has | shown, Amazon is no longer worth supporting, for any | reason. | prepend wrote: | Also, Walmart.com has similar prices and selection. Free | shipping is $35 though. I've had much better results with | Walmart packaging and shipping lately. | allochthon wrote: | In the US, I prefer walmart.com over Amazon for groceries | because they do their usual price vetting, whereas you can | end up paying three times the normal price for something on | Amazon if you're not careful. | fma wrote: | I have their Walmart Plus. If I'm buying a major brand item | I go to Walmart. 0 chance of knockoffs. I get 2 day free | shipping. And - if it's in stock locally, many times they | deliver directly from the store and I get it next day (no | option to tip...so no pressure there). | | I use their store delivery option if I'm buying certain | groceries or items I need ASAP. Yeah I need to tip - but I | consider it me saving gas money/time. | kevin_thibedeau wrote: | > Yeah I need to tip | | Wal-mart employees don't get tip workers minimum wage. | The cost of their service is already priced in. | fma wrote: | Walmart sources their instore shopping to door dash | employees. Doordash delivers their product whether you | use the Walmart.com, or Walmart Groceries (in store). | | The only difference is that it's more explicit it comes | from doordash when you use Walmart Groceries. | csnover wrote: | Their return window is 90 days versus Amazon's 30 and they | actually let you schedule the return pick-up date. Also, | their Prime-competitor Walmart+ service[0] ($98/year) has | no order minimums. | | [0] https://www.walmart.com/plus | WesleyHale wrote: | > Is there no oversight at all? | | What do you expect from a company who has an automated system | to fire employees, and they're notified if the discharge | through an app on their phone? | | There main objective is volume. | CogitoCogito wrote: | I couldn't believe this, but looks like it's true: | | https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2021-06-28/fired- | by-... | | What a trash company. | quickthrower2 wrote: | > "Executives knew this was gonna shit the bed," this | person said. "That's actually how they put it in meetings. | The only question was how much poo we wanted there to be." | | They literally are! | Mountain_Skies wrote: | While I still purchase some things from Amazon, anything that's | to be ingested or involves supplying electrical current is a | no. It's a sad day when GNC is a more reputable place to shop | than Amazon. | HumblyTossed wrote: | > This, and other instances of this scam make me not want to | buy anything off Amazon ever again. | | Agree. Our family has nearly weened ourselves off of Amazon. We | do still buy from there occasionally, but for most things we | don't. | [deleted] ___________________________________________________________________ (page generated 2021-06-30 23:00 UTC)