[HN Gopher] Squirrel stores thousands of nuts inside man's parke...
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       Squirrel stores thousands of nuts inside man's parked truck
        
       Author : ohjeez
       Score  : 67 points
       Date   : 2021-09-28 22:03 UTC (56 minutes ago)
        
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       | jasonhansel wrote:
       | I've always been curious as to why squirrels have never been
       | domesticated and bred to serve as pets. A wide variety of other
       | rodents (mice, rats, hamsters) are already available as pets,
       | having been domesticated over many generations, and it isn't
       | obvious why no one has ever tried this with squirrels.
       | 
       | Some quick research shows that a big part of the problem is diet:
       | squirrels require a surprisingly complex and varied diet that is
       | hard for pet owners to replicate. Getting them enough physical
       | activity is also an issue.
       | 
       | (Of course, one might suspect that it would be cruel to keep
       | squirrels in such unnatural conditions, but the same could be
       | said of most pets.)
       | 
       | [edit: Apparently keeping _wild_ , undomesticated squirrels as
       | pets was popular at one point
       | (https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/pet-squirrel-craze ). That
       | article doesn't say why the trend died out, other than...all of
       | the obvious reasons.]
        
       | lapetitejort wrote:
       | > And to think this just happened over a few days the truck was
       | parked.
       | 
       | Suddenly the viral pictures of communication dishes packed to the
       | brim with nuts becomes so much more believable.
        
       | b0tzzzzzzman wrote:
       | This is nuts I tell you.
        
       | throwaway0a5e wrote:
       | You know how you know this is a nice neighborhood? Because the
       | squirrel lived long enough to cause such problems (also because
       | this made the news).
        
       | songzme wrote:
       | Does anyone know what would happen to the squirrel if he/she
       | realizes their entire year's of investment is gone? Does it have
       | feelings to feel angry / sadness?
       | 
       | Would the Squirrel likely starve (or if it was a breadwinner
       | would the whole family starve), or would another squirrel help it
       | out?
       | 
       | If anyone has interesting resources to learn about squirrels that
       | could help me investigate more please share.
        
       | BlasDeLezo wrote:
       | Yes. They do that.
        
       | tomcam wrote:
       | In tangentially related news, I have a huge, 250+ year-old black
       | walnut tree here in Seattle. It bears one walnut a year, and this
       | time a local chipmunk got it before I could. He then carried it
       | up next to my second story deck and tormented me with it while I
       | watched helplessly a roof away.
        
       | Arrath wrote:
       | Similarly, a pack rat once stripped all of the wire insulation
       | foreword of the firewall and used it to built a nest in the
       | engine bay of my dad's truck. Rather rude surprise to find when
       | opening the hood to figure out why it wouldn't turn over.
        
       | lightlyused wrote:
       | I had squirrels put black walnuts inside my engine, including the
       | space in the hood so that they rolled out when I opened it to see
       | the engine covered in nut pieces. I think they were responsible
       | for the wiring issues I had with that car. Also found several
       | boxes filled with black walnuts in my garage. I hate red
       | squirrels.
        
         | tyingq wrote:
         | Yes, it's common for squirrels to eat the wiring harness. More
         | expensive these days since cars are so full of tightly packed
         | wires in hard-to-get-to places.
        
           | asdff wrote:
           | It's a big problem now that manufacturers use soy insulation
           | for wires, which I guess is tasty if you are a rodent.
        
       | AnimalMuppet wrote:
       | If you can figure out how, you can use it against them. Create an
       | inviting place for a squirrel to store nuts. Let the squirrel
       | harvest the nuts for you. Then collect them from the squirrel's
       | stash. It's easier than gathering them off of the ground yourself
       | every day.
        
       | Stampo00 wrote:
       | I don't know how this got to #2 on HN of all places. But it makes
       | me happy that it did.
        
         | lapetitejort wrote:
         | A friendly reminder about the massive, yet commonplace, scale
         | of nature that often goes unnoticed, until it inexplicably
         | ruins someone's day.
        
       | entangledqubit wrote:
       | Maybe they need to wrap their truck in a tarp. :-)
       | https://www.nps.gov/seki/planyourvisit/marmots.htm
        
         | latchkey wrote:
         | "Wrapping vehicle in chicken wire is no longer advised."
        
           | lapetitejort wrote:
           | Animals are too smart. Designs for bear boxes used to carry
           | food for backcountry camping have to be regularly tested as
           | given enough exposure, bears will figure out how to open them
           | and eat all the tasty granola bars inside.
        
       | pvaldes wrote:
       | Squirrel can't stop and will not stop. Needs the vault to survive
       | in winter. The man could consider to put a big squirrel box near
       | on a tree from the garden and put all the nuts inside. That would
       | made a nice Christmas history.
       | 
       | Is amazing how many nuts the squirrel has harvested.
        
         | sushisource wrote:
         | Sort of hilariously overkill. Was the little guy really gonna
         | chow down on _thousands_ of nuts each of which is probably a
         | days meal for him?
        
         | cryptonector wrote:
         | Not just winter.
         | 
         | Oaks produce huge numbers of acorns about one season every 7
         | years. My yard had thousands and thousands a few years ago, for
         | example, but very few since. Oaks seem to do this to overwhelm
         | squirrels and ensure that a few acorns manage to germinate.
         | Squirrels that can save acorns for years will do much better
         | than squirrels that can only save enough for each winter.
        
       | ravenstine wrote:
       | Squirrels are really interesting critters. I have a funny memory
       | of my then-girlfriend's brother and his wife showing us home
       | video of their trip to America and her family was totally
       | fascinated with the 20 minutes of squirrel footage. At first I
       | didn't understand why anyone, even those in New Zealand (where
       | there are no squirrels), would see squirrels with the same awe
       | one would show on a trip to a zoo, but I thought about it more
       | and realized how weird they are.
       | 
       | For one, they seem to _love_ roughhousing. Everyone has seen
       | videos of squirrels being flung off of bird feeders by anti-
       | squirrel devices, yet they love to come back for more. They 'll
       | go through great lengths just to get a single peanut, they're
       | really daring too, but they're not stupid. My parents for a while
       | constructed a squirrel obstacle course in their backyard and at
       | first the squirrels are skeptical; they'll investigate, back off,
       | come back and get a little closer, back off again until they get
       | comfortable and then they figure it out. There's an unused dog-
       | door at my parents' house and I suggested they extend part of
       | their squirrel maze into their house through it. It was such a
       | good idea they actually did it, and the squirrels did indeed come
       | all the way into the house! They must have reasoned at some level
       | that because those maze structures led to peanuts in the past
       | that there could be a peanut inside the house where the maze
       | lead. Of course this also lead birds like scrub jays observing
       | the squirrels and entering the house as well!
       | 
       | For creatures that are relatively vulnerable to predators, they
       | will relax out in the open in really cartoonish ways. It's
       | humorous when they lie on the edge of a fence with their limbs
       | dangling over both sides.
       | 
       | Periodically, my parents have to trim the pods off their palm
       | trees which are quite tall now. Many of those peanuts the
       | squirrels won from the obstacle course ended up at the top of
       | those palms. It almost seems excessive given the amount of energy
       | they seem to expend getting that food.
        
         | chmod775 wrote:
         | > and her family was totally fascinated with the 20 minutes of
         | squirrel footage
         | 
         | What place did they come from that didn't have squirrels? I
         | thought they're native to pretty much any place that isn't
         | Australia or the poles.
        
           | ravenstine wrote:
           | New Zealand.
        
       | Lamad123 wrote:
       | Squirrels have been prepping before preppers were a thing!
        
       | bloat wrote:
       | I had a box of bird seed on a shelf in my garage, next to a box
       | of nails. One day I go in, and see that all the nails are in a
       | layer in the bird seed box, covering up the seed. I can only
       | assume a squirrel did this.
        
       | mosfets wrote:
       | Oh no, who caught me?!!
        
       | adamredwoods wrote:
       | Last winter, we had a rat create a nest in our car. We would
       | drive around during the day, so it would take advantage of the
       | heat from the engine. We tried clearing the nest out night after
       | night, but it kept building it in different areas near the
       | engine. We even tried mint extract to keep it away, but that only
       | worked for short periods of time and it would still come back.
       | Traps were useless, even with peanut butter.
       | 
       | Luckily, one day after a fresh snowfall, we noticed a trail of
       | rat footprints, and then at the end of the trail, a dead, bloody
       | rat. From the tracks we saw, it seems a feathered predator saw
       | the rat and took care of problem.
        
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