[HN Gopher] Fakelish - Fake English word generator
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       Fakelish - Fake English word generator
        
       Author : lioeters
       Score  : 71 points
       Date   : 2021-12-05 17:13 UTC (5 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (fakelish.nwtgck.org)
 (TXT) w3m dump (fakelish.nwtgck.org)
        
       | SavantIdiot wrote:
       | Speaking of gibberish english: I know this has been on YouTube
       | for 10 years, but there are always newcomers who haven't had
       | their brain melted by it:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VsmF9m_Nt8
        
         | BrandoElFollito wrote:
         | For a non-native speaker of English - this sounds like lots of
         | songs.
         | 
         | Tangentially related - this is how I discovered Nightwish some
         | 15 years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ
        
           | speedcoder wrote:
           | Nobody could make up words like Frankie Smith (may he RIP
           | 2019) in the middle of Double Dutch Bus
           | https://youtu.be/fK9hK82r-AM
        
             | genewitch wrote:
             | The sound engineer on the loveline show had Dr Drew Pinsky
             | trying to sing this song as an evergreen.
        
         | LordDragonfang wrote:
         | Here's another similar one, but acted prose instead of a song:
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY
        
           | Joeboy wrote:
           | This isn't nonsense in the same way, but it has a similar
           | appeal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8yEH8TZUsk
        
         | formerly_proven wrote:
         | This is what a parse error feels like.
        
         | avgcorrection wrote:
         | My brain isn't melted. This could just be some obscure Dutch
         | dialect for all I know.
        
       | foobarbecue wrote:
       | Down due to rate limiting so I can't look at it, but sounds
       | similar to the fantastic https://www.thisworddoesnotexist.com/
        
       | aendruk wrote:
       | Aimlessly flying though Dasher can create some pretty plausible
       | new words. It's worth playing around with if you haven't seen it.
       | It's in most Linux package managers.
       | 
       | https://www.inference.org.uk/dasher/
        
       | annetipasto wrote:
       | Can anyone tell me more about how this works? Most of these don't
       | resemble English words at all to me lol, wondering what the
       | generative procedure/parameters are in the first place
        
         | jaclaz wrote:
         | I find much more interesting:
         | 
         | http://www.thisworddoesnotexist.com/
         | 
         | as it also fakes the definition.
         | 
         | But if you want to write some Vogon like poetry, the words
         | generated by Fakelish might be just fine.
        
           | newsbinator wrote:
           | dynoderma
           | 
           | dyn*o*derma
           | 
           | a slender, membranous musclelike structure, believed to
           | represent a cross between a cranium and the external spaces
           | of fish and invertebrates, supporting the glans in most
           | vertebrates
           | 
           | "a dynoderma is thought to have existed in all living
           | organisms"
        
         | dharmaturtle wrote:
         | https://raw.githubusercontent.com/nwtgck/fakelish-npm/develo...
         | 
         | Basically a big probability map. I'm guessing this was machine
         | generated though, and it isn't clear to me how that was done.
        
       | mrbukkake wrote:
       | Nice idea, naive implementation which leads to the output being
       | unconvincing as hypothetical English words. I had a brief look
       | and it seems to be proportionally selecting and sticking together
       | sequences of letters sampled from English words (lib/word-
       | probability.ts). This doesn't take into account syllable
       | boundaries, the way the English spelling system maps between
       | phones/phonemes and the phonotactic properties of English which
       | is why the output looks unconvincing.
       | 
       | A better approach would be to use a markov chain built from
       | sampling English text letter-by letter... an even better approach
       | would be to build your stats from some source of English words in
       | IPA transcription with syllable boundaries etc marked, then map
       | from IPA to spelling via some kind of lookup table. We use a
       | similar process in reverse in my research group for building
       | datasets for doing Bayesian phylogenies of language families
        
         | KennyBlanken wrote:
         | Clearly you are far more of a linguist than I am, but from such
         | a perspective, I had a similar impression; I reloaded the page
         | several times and none of the words struck me as being remotely
         | plausibly English. These are worse than most Hollywood scifi
         | words/names.
        
         | bruce343434 wrote:
         | A letter-by-letter markov chain would lead to similar
         | unconvincing results. As you said, vocal groups matter much
         | more than single letters. If you know anything about korean,
         | they actually group letters into characters that way. If one
         | could build such a markov chain for English it would be very
         | convincing I think.
        
           | mrbukkake wrote:
           | You're right, I forgot that markov chains are memoryless
        
         | themdonuts wrote:
         | I got "minable" on my first try and found it impressive and
         | surprised that it wasn't a word. After 3 other reloads nothing
         | else came up.
        
           | thaumasiotes wrote:
           | It definitely is a word, since "mine" is an existing verb.
        
           | tw04 wrote:
           | Definitely not a fake word. Coal, for instance, is a minable
           | resource.
           | 
           | https://www.dictionary.com/browse/minable
        
       | trynumber9 wrote:
       | Strange, most the words I saw looked Greek or Latin
        
         | dbavaria wrote:
         | As an American assumed it was more like _British English_.
        
       | delgaudm wrote:
       | These read just as plausibly as "Transient companies selling low
       | quality imported products on Amazon." If perhaps a bit too easily
       | pronounced in English.
        
       | 4ensic wrote:
       | Quite a few cromulent words, but far from perfect.
        
         | kaczordon wrote:
         | I see what you did there
        
       | alanlammiman wrote:
       | I got Donsize. It's when the family handles the layoffs
        
       | jnellis wrote:
       | I've seen most of these drugs advertised on television.
        
       | scubbo wrote:
       | As well as the associations with [1], this also made me think of
       | one of my favourite essays, "Horsehistory study and the automated
       | discovery of new areas of thought"[2]
       | 
       | [1] https://www.thisworddoesnotexist.com/ [2]
       | https://interconnected.org/home/2021/06/16/horsehistory
        
       | Orionos wrote:
       | Markov's chain?
        
       | nkrisc wrote:
       | Sorry, after a few refreshes not a single word was anything that
       | looked remotely like English. It all looked like complete
       | gibberish or words in another language. Most of them weren't even
       | pronounceable.
        
         | LordDragonfang wrote:
         | On my first load, I got "Plailmly", which uses a sequence of
         | consonants that I'm reasonably certain occurs nowhere in the
         | English language.
        
           | lokl wrote:
           | Not nowhere, but uncommon: calmly, filmlike, ...
        
             | thaumasiotes wrote:
             | Try for -ailm-.
        
               | genewitch wrote:
               | Flailmen
        
               | Kaibeezy wrote:
               | Ailment
        
       | shoto_io wrote:
       | Reminds me of https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29002776
        
         | dsizzle wrote:
         | Reminds me of the Italian song made up of English sounding
         | gibberish (although some real words do sneak in, like
         | "alright") https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VsmF9m_Nt8
        
           | SomeBoolshit wrote:
           | The title immediately made me go "but Adriano Celentano did
           | this". A staple of my childhood even if I only watched German
           | dubs.
        
       | surfingdino wrote:
       | Coming soon to a Teams meeting in front of you ;-) Amazing!
        
       | gumby wrote:
       | <obligatory>
       | 
       |  _Jabberwocky_
       | 
       | 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves                     Did gyre
       | and gimble in the wabe:
       | 
       | All mimsy were the borogoves,                     And the mome
       | raths outgrabe.
       | 
       | "Beware the Jabberwock, my son!                     The jaws that
       | bite, the claws that catch!
       | 
       | Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun                     The frumious
       | Bandersnatch!"
       | 
       | He took his vorpal sword in hand;                     Long time
       | the manxome foe he sought--
       | 
       | So rested he by the Tumtum tree                     And stood
       | awhile in thought.
       | 
       | And, as in uffish thought he stood,                     The
       | Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
       | 
       | Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,                     And
       | burbled as it came!
       | 
       | One, two! One, two! And through and through
       | The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
       | 
       | He left it dead, and with its head                     He went
       | galumphing back.
       | 
       | "And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?                     Come to
       | my arms, my beamish boy!
       | 
       | O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"                     He chortled
       | in his joy.
       | 
       | 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves                     Did gyre
       | and gimble in the wabe:
       | 
       | All mimsy were the borogoves,                     And the mome
       | raths outgrabe.
       | 
       | </obligatory>
        
       | hyperbovine wrote:
       | I recently started playing the NYT Spelling Bee game. There you
       | find yourself wishfully inventing a lot of plausibly English-
       | sounding words, only to learn that indeed, (e.g.) "vilicent" is
       | not a part of the language. IMO the quality of these words is low
       | compared to what a human being comes up with.
        
       | quercusa wrote:
       | The first word I got was 'scrotal', which is a real word.
        
         | jstx1 wrote:
         | After a few refreshes I got 'sundial'.
        
           | echelon wrote:
           | Should probably do a final pass filter against an English
           | word dictionary.
        
       | Zenst wrote:
       | Portmanteau's are absobloddylutely fun. Though a bit cruel upon
       | those learning the language.
        
       | deegles wrote:
       | This or pronounceable password generators are great for making
       | usernames for random sites. Sometimes you can even get the .com
       | for them! (if you're into that)
        
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