[HN Gopher] Entanglement between superconducting qubits and a ta...
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       Entanglement between superconducting qubits and a tardigrade
        
       Author : caymanjim
       Score  : 49 points
       Date   : 2021-12-16 17:15 UTC (5 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (arxiv.org)
 (TXT) w3m dump (arxiv.org)
        
       | akomtu wrote:
       | The future of quantum computers: scientists watch how a few
       | tardigrades navigate a labyrinth, make notes in complete silence
       | and with a straight face expression update the chalkboard filled
       | with GR/QM equations.
        
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       | _joel wrote:
       | Does this mean the spore drive is on it's way :)
        
       | otikik wrote:
       | They should have put Paul Stamets in the references at least.
        
       | zepto wrote:
       | Obviously quantum entanglement is how the tardigrade remains
       | connected to the subspace mycelial network. I'm surprised they
       | don't mention this.
        
         | ggfgg wrote:
         | Please don't give me flashbacks to that horse crap.
        
       | lawrenceyan wrote:
       | The dream of a quantum bear has been realized.
        
         | selimthegrim wrote:
         | As Jeff Kimble used to say, it's the dreams stuff is made of.
        
       | jhgb wrote:
       | "Consider a spherical tardigrade in vacuum..."
        
       | dash2 wrote:
       | Is it like Schrodinger's Tardigrade?
        
         | ajb wrote:
         | Not unless they kill it conditionally on the value of a qubit.
         | But in fact they 'merely' affected some charges on the
         | tardigrade. Its living/dead status was not entangled.
        
           | TheOtherHobbes wrote:
           | Although with tardigrades, it's not as if anyone can tell.
           | 
           | I hope this is not the beginning of quantum tardigrade
           | computing. (Because that has Netflix Original all over it.)
        
       | thehappypm wrote:
       | Is this parody?
        
       | mikewarot wrote:
       | I'm not sure what the practical outcome of this will be, but the
       | quantum woo community is going to have a field day with it. Ugh!
        
         | colordrops wrote:
         | What does that even mean? The term "woo" is so condescending
         | and useless.
        
           | dogma1138 wrote:
           | I guess they mean the "What the bleep do we know?" and CCC
           | (not chaos computer club) crowd
        
           | zwkrt wrote:
           | Well what's condescending and useless is the crowd of people
           | that, in absence of any understanding or genuine interest in
           | the subject, use words and phrases from quantum mechanics to
           | enforce their beliefs or sell snake oil to others. I can see
           | the books and blog posts and motivational videos now:
           | 
           | "Entangle yourself to your successful universe"
           | 
           | "Science proves life is quantum"
           | 
           | "What entanglement to life proves about our spiritual path"
           | 
           | "
        
             | colordrops wrote:
             | All ideas have more or less merit. Address them
             | individually based on their grounding in facts and evidence
             | rather than a priori bucketing an arbitrary subset of ideas
             | with a label. It's no different than calling people
             | "libtards". You mention "woo" with annoyance before anyone
             | even said anything, indicating a strong bias.
        
               | zwkrt wrote:
               | Look, it's just a convenient term for working scientists
               | to use to categorize a group of people who are not worth
               | listening to at all (in the scientific realm). Quantum
               | physics gets a lot of this because it's spooky but all
               | fields experience some amount of quackery. Think people
               | who send P=NP proofs to universities, "alternate"
               | historians, flat earthers, and the like.
               | 
               | Imagine if there were coding boot camps that were
               | entirely based on developing a good vibe with the
               | computer, and didn't involve learning about how to write
               | code at all. People go in, "learn" something, but then
               | they try to get a coding job and fall flat on their face
               | because they don't actually know anything. This is
               | exactly the state of quantum physics re: the general
               | public. I would guess as a scientist it would get
               | demoralizing.
        
               | varelse wrote:
               | Nah. Ridicule them ruthlessly and bring back the shame to
               | being an idiot. One idiot's quantum entanglement with a
               | tardigrade is another idiot's claim that antifa created
               | the tornadoes that devastated Kentucky. Can't they see
               | how much they have in common with each other?
        
           | lisper wrote:
           | You pretty much nailed it: "woo" is something that is so
           | useless as to be worthy of condescension when it is presented
           | otherwise (which woo invariably is).
        
           | dr_dshiv wrote:
           | Demand operationalization of "woo"! Otherwise, it's just
           | another form of self satisfied group think
        
             | roywiggins wrote:
             | Quantum woo is just standard woo (a constellation of
             | beliefs in things like "energy healing", "crystals", "law
             | of attraction") dressed up with "quantum" words ( _quantum_
             | healing, _quantum_ crystals). It 's just as silly with or
             | without the quantum stuff.
             | 
             | In previous eras it was magnetism, or radio, or "mesmeric
             | waves" or whatever. It's the same stuff dressed up in
             | whatever the modern cutting edge science words are.
        
       | jkhdigital wrote:
       | > The animal is then observed to return to its active form after
       | 420 hours at sub 10 mK temperatures and pressure of 6x10^-6 mbar,
       | setting a new record for the conditions that a complex form of
       | life can survive.
       | 
       | !!!
        
         | 29athrowaway wrote:
         | Blaze it
        
         | quadcore wrote:
         | I think we should throw a tardigrade at a black hole
        
           | ortusdux wrote:
           | We've already bombarded the moon with them...
           | 
           | https://www.wired.com/story/a-crashed-israeli-lunar-
           | lander-s...
        
           | dogma1138 wrote:
           | Do you want cthulhu?
        
             | varelse wrote:
             | I want cthulhu. Don't let the pandemic ruin your sense of
             | fun.
        
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         | pjs_ wrote:
         | Incredible. They paused his ass
        
       | account-5 wrote:
       | There's a joke here somewhere about entangling an NTF to the
       | thing it's meant to convey ownership of, and thereby negating all
       | criticism of NFTs... Maybe not
        
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