[HN Gopher] GE won't let me use convection roast on my new oven ...
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       GE won't let me use convection roast on my new oven without
       connecting to WiFi
        
       Author : ilamont
       Score  : 255 points
       Date   : 2022-03-05 18:02 UTC (4 hours ago)
        
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       | oh_sigh wrote:
       | So if you click the "dismiss" button that is clearly labeled on
       | the message, you still can't use the oven?
        
         | capcor wrote:
        
         | bombcar wrote:
         | You can't use the "enhanced features" one of which apparently
         | is convection.
        
       | londons_explore wrote:
       | Usually this is because the product was rushed out of the circuit
       | board factory in China months ago with very barebones firmware.
       | 
       | At the time this firmware was made, they probably hadn't even
       | _built_ the convection roast mode.
       | 
       | It needs WiFi to update the firmware to one which hopefully does
       | perform as promised. After that you can probably disconnect the
       | WiFi again.
        
         | neoglow wrote:
         | I find it hard to call this a good argument for why this is. If
         | an appliance does not work out of the box, it is not finished
         | and not ready to ship to customers.
         | 
         | The game industry does this, which is crap, but appliances are
         | people use to cook their meals and should not be unfinished.
         | 
         | If you are right, it should be illegal.
        
           | londons_explore wrote:
           | In a world of investors demanding large percentage returns on
           | their investments, investing money in a programmer and then
           | not being able to sell a product to the public for a year
           | isn't financially viable. The time between doing the work and
           | getting paid must be minimized to get decent returns.
           | 
           | That's why they develop the firmware while the hardware is on
           | the boat.
           | 
           | With games and games consoles it's really noticeable - there
           | is no games console you can buy and use without a day-1
           | update to make it functional.
        
       | shreddit wrote:
       | I'm starting to think people buy this stuff on purpose to get
       | attention on the internet by complaining about it. Why on earth
       | would i buy an oven with Wi-Fi and NOT think the manufacturer
       | would enforce the use of it...
        
         | rootusrootus wrote:
         | I think it is a legitimate complaint, even if they did post a
         | disclaimer in the ad that said you had to connect to WiFi for
         | full features. The market is having a tough time adjusting to
         | this tactic, which seems to work primarily by preying on
         | consumers that mostly do not know better. It's how we ended up
         | with all good quality large televisions being Smart TVs, with
         | no viable alternative. So people _should_ complain, publicly,
         | loudly, and demonstrate that a market exists for dumb devices.
        
         | SpicyLemonZest wrote:
         | This isn't at all a common expectation. I own five Wi-Fi
         | enabled devices, and only one (the Chromecast) makes any
         | attempt to enforce the use of it.
        
           | dtgriscom wrote:
           | Hypothetically, what would you like do with a Chromecast
           | without access to a network?
        
             | vetinari wrote:
             | Theoretically, Google Nest Mini (not Chromecast, I know,
             | but close) could be used as a bluetooth speaker.
             | 
             | But I never managed to do it. Trying to enable pairing
             | always ends up with an error message.
        
             | SpicyLemonZest wrote:
             | There's no reason in principle that a Chromecast device
             | couldn't include some local storage to support an offline
             | viewing mode, although I do think they have a much stronger
             | case that it would be annoying and inconvenient to build
             | than for a GE oven.
        
       | sdoering wrote:
       | I recently wanted to buy a Bluetooth speaker for my mom. From
       | experience I was looking for a small Bose speaker. It wasn't
       | available. They recommended a Sonos alternative.
       | 
       | I looked at the packaging. The price was only slightly below the
       | Bose "equivalent".
       | 
       | At home I wanted to quickly connect the speaker to the computer
       | and was dumbstruck with the requirement to connect it to her
       | wireless and install the App to configure it.
       | 
       | Also I had to agree to Sonos transmitting every app I used to
       | stream music, every song I heard, inclusive of the account names.
       | 
       | This being sold without disclaimer or information that the device
       | is unusable without such a data striptease, app install and wlan
       | was quite irritating. I put the device back into the packaging,
       | brought it back to the store and ordered a Bose for her.
        
         | noja wrote:
         | Bose do (did?) the same thing, at least with their headphones.
         | Submits what you play to them by default.
        
         | tgsovlerkhgsel wrote:
         | Bose does something similar for their headphones unfortunately.
         | 
         | Only some basic functionality is available without the app.
        
       | xadhominemx wrote:
       | Ok, so connect it to the wifi
        
       | teekert wrote:
       | It clearly says that the WiFi gives you the better experience ;)
       | 
       | Btw you know what is also garbage? Scrolling through a twitter
       | thread in your browser and then halfway through reading some
       | sentence the whole screen goes black and it tells you to log in.
       | I literally had all I wanted to read on the screen already but I
       | couldn't finish it.
        
         | tgv wrote:
         | Use nitter.net.
        
       | voakbasda wrote:
       | At a former job, I worked on the low-level OS support for GE
       | devices. With that perspective, I would never buy one of their
       | products that contains any software, and I actively warn others
       | not to buy them.
       | 
       | I worked on medical devices. Imagine how much worse the software
       | will be on devices that do not have that level of regulatory
       | scrutiny.
        
         | loonster wrote:
         | I have a GE Profile Induction Range. I both love and hate it.
         | Idiots that designed it used capacitive touch sensors to adjust
         | everything, including temperature of the burners.
         | 
         | Think of using your phone with wet hands. Now imagine pan
         | frying something on the range and it splatters adjusting the
         | temperature to max. Need to have presence of mind to either dry
         | the sensor and turn off, or remove pan from range so it auto
         | turns off.
         | 
         | Many manufacturers are doing the same thing and not just GE.
         | Someone is going to have their house burn down because of this
         | design decision.
        
           | bombcar wrote:
           | The "store wow factor" is getting out of control. Devices
           | that look great on the showroom floor but completely
           | impractical in use.
           | 
           | Commercial market products sometimes avoid this but
           | commercial ovens usually aren't insulated at all.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | ratg13 wrote:
         | GE is terrible at software, mostly due to their relationship
         | with Tata.
         | 
         | You were working on actual GE devices though, these appliances
         | are GE in name only and slapped together by people who are even
         | less skilled.
        
       | malkia wrote:
       | My Toyota Venza's rear camera (2009) won't work, if the Map DVD
       | can't be loaded :(in my case it was just the DVD reader got
       | busted or something), but such critical part as rear camera
       | should not fail the Map Navigator it's not working (at least
       | nowadays there are alternatives you can swap easily - e.g. your
       | phone, not so easy with rear camera).
        
       | chasedehan wrote:
       | All this "smart" stuff kills me for basic appliances that no Wi-
       | Fi should ever be needed for.
       | 
       | Example: I am in the process of building a custom home with the
       | ability to purchase whatever we want - when looking at ovens I
       | told the salesperson that I didn't want anything that has to
       | connect to the internet and the response was that I would need to
       | pick out something lower end because everything "high end" has
       | the connectivity now. Even dishwashers.
        
       | noAnswer wrote:
       | I recently had to install a new Netgear switch (GS724TPP) for a
       | customer. It won't let you use "advanced" features like VLAN
       | without registering it to a Cloud account first! (It was on a
       | construction side with unfinished internet.) I told my boss to
       | never buy Netgear again.
        
         | vetinari wrote:
         | I had a similar issue with Ubiquiti Unifi gear... trying to set
         | it up on a site about a week before Internet connection would
         | be available.
         | 
         | The funny thing it was before it started to require cloud
         | accounts (UDM et al). Just without being able to connect to the
         | Internet, I could not complete the setup.
        
       | version_five wrote:
       | Like many people may have, my first though was why would you buy
       | a smart oven. He explains in a follow up that it was the only one
       | offered by his home builder. And this is an important and
       | overlooked point.
       | 
       | A lot of garbage that no reasonable person would ever buy ends up
       | being weaseled in to new home sales because of deals the
       | companies cut with the builders, knowing nobody buys a house
       | based on whether they could have a user-scamming smart appliance
       | as the default. This kind of thing is insidious- I have no idea
       | what the solution is.
       | 
       | Though as a afterthought, it reminds me a bit of the microsoft
       | antitrust stuff from 20+ years ago where they bundled IE as part
       | of destroying Netscape (im sure there is more subtlety than that,
       | that's the gist of what I remember)
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | root_axis wrote:
         | > _I have no idea what the solution is._
         | 
         | I think this is a case where legislation is a clear win. It
         | should be illegal for manufacturers to gate core functionality
         | of stationary appliances behind an internet connection.
         | Appliances already have a legal definition in the U.S. so it's
         | not a far fetched idea.
        
           | verisimi wrote:
           | I don't think this legislation will happen.
           | 
           | As part of the technocratic agenda, it is integral that all
           | energy usage, water usage, etc is managed. For this to work,
           | there needs to be 'kill switches'. Like the one's Biden has
           | required new cars to have by 2025.
           | 
           | Technocrats want to (micro) manage everyone's usage of
           | everything. The green agenda is the main sales pitch given
           | for this, but also look out for needing to log on to go
           | online because of ... terrorists, Russian internet attacks,
           | child abuse, etc.
           | 
           | We are coding ourselves into dystopia.
        
             | omginternets wrote:
             | You're not wrong, but that's still what needs to happen.
        
             | SpicyLemonZest wrote:
             | Do... they? I follow a lot of people who I think you'd
             | consider supporters of technocracy, and I've never seen
             | anyone argue that it's good or important to have central
             | monitoring of people's oven usage.
        
               | verisimi wrote:
               | They want to monitor everything. Smart electricity meters
               | provide this functionality.
               | 
               | Smart = spy. Eg, 'spy phones'.
        
               | SpicyLemonZest wrote:
               | Who is "they"?
        
               | calumetregion wrote:
               | Please read all of Neil Postman's work immediately. It's
               | much bigger than the oven. Thank you.
        
               | verisimi wrote:
               | And did you know that Elon Musk's grandfather was a top
               | technocrat in Canada?
               | 
               | https://www.technocracy.news/shock-elon-musks-
               | grandfather-wa...
        
             | ConceptJunkie wrote:
             | Everyone is so gung ho about all the companies that are
             | throwing kill switches to Russia, and I'm just waiting for
             | those same companies to start doing the same thing to
             | anyone they want, for any reason. It's already happening.
        
               | bluefirebrand wrote:
               | Happened in Canada not even that long ago, and many
               | people cheered about that too.
        
               | hn_version_0023 wrote:
               | I'm curious about the specifics here. Could you provide a
               | link or summarize? Thank you kindly :)
        
               | _dain_ wrote:
               | They froze the accounts of people at the protests without
               | due process, and passed legislation to let them to it to
               | anyone who supported them "directly or indirectly". i.e.
               | carte blanche to send anyone into digital/financial exile
               | with no recourse.
               | 
               | they repealed it soon after (I think), but the door is
               | open for them or any other government to do it again.
        
             | JaimeThompson wrote:
             | Where in the bill does it mention kill switches for cars?
             | 
             | https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/117/hr3684/text
             | 
             | https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-
             | bill/3684...
        
               | crooked-v wrote:
               | That's probably intended to refer to 24220.c, but
               | overlooks that the "advanced drunk and impaired driving
               | prevention technology" prescribed for new cars 2025 and
               | later is described in terms that are functionally
               | identical to the driver awareness monitoring safety
               | systems that already exist in high-end new cars right
               | now.
        
             | MrYellowP wrote:
             | > Technocrats want to (micro) manage everyone's usage of
             | everything.
             | 
             | You've spelt "Totalitarians" wrong. This is
             | totalitarianism.
             | 
             | This isn't just micromanagement. This is about total
             | control. There's signs of totalitarianism all over the
             | place, including US-culture itself. How kids are being
             | raised. What they're being taught in school. How people
             | behave towards each other.
        
             | sdoering wrote:
             | Let me be the one to challenge your claim of the enforced
             | "Kill Switch" [0].
             | 
             | [0]: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/infrastructure-bill-
             | track-...
             | 
             | Especially stating that this is an eco-agenda is imho
             | either misinformation or willfully partisan.
        
               | verisimi wrote:
               | Its a control agenda.
               | 
               | The eco-agenda is the provided pretext that will mean we
               | willingly accept what is offered, in the name of saving
               | the planet.
        
               | MrYellowP wrote:
               | Save the planet for the children!
        
               | mistrial9 wrote:
               | "a control agenda" is one (landmine) label meant to
               | represent a set of complex interactions; this kind of
               | drastic oversimplification is daily fodder for politics,
               | but literally destructive to actual fact-based inquiry
               | leading to effective policy. Similar arguments have been
               | made regarding product safety and hygiene requirements by
               | "government" !
        
               | mindslight wrote:
               | Except that such all-or-nothing logic is completely
               | appropriate when talking about security of computational
               | domains. Taking a device that is supposedly _mine_ and
               | configuring it to work against my interests repudiates
               | the idea that I am the owner of it. Rather than
               | representing my interests, it is now an agent of someone
               | else 's top-down policy. And if enough people modify
               | "their" devices to remove such restrictions, then there's
               | a good chance that even more systems of control get
               | deployed to prevent them from doing so.
        
               | tick_tock_tick wrote:
               | These seems to just confirm there point while using a lot
               | of weasel words to say it's not a "kill switch"....?
               | 
               | Seriously I've not read such a round about stretch of a
               | justification in a long time.
        
               | aaron_m04 wrote:
               | I almost agree with you.
               | 
               | The way Snopes presents it sounds like there is enough
               | wiggle room in the requirements for it to be a kill
               | switch:
               | 
               | > Passively monitor the performance of a driver to
               | accurately identify whether they are impaired.
               | 
               | > Prevent or limit operation if impairment is detected.
               | 
               | > "Passively" detect whether the BAC of a driver is equal
               | to or higher than the legal limit. In such cases, the
               | system could "prevent or limit motor vehicle operation if
               | an impairment is detected."
        
               | BoorishBears wrote:
               | What????
               | 
               | Cars already have this! The base model Corolla has had
               | this for half a decade! Hyundai, MB, Nissan, all have
               | this across the board.
               | 
               | If you're impaired for any reason (but mainly assured to
               | be drowsiness), it detects your behavior and gives you a
               | warning:
               | 
               | https://www.autoguide.com/blog/wp-
               | content/uploads/2014/05/ti...
               | 
               | https://di-uploads-
               | pod5.s3.amazonaws.com/sorgnissan/uploads/...
               | 
               | https://www.autotrader.com/wp-
               | content/uploads/2020/08/RT_Dri...
               | 
               | All the bill does is say now those systems should
               | escalate beyond a warning and be able to stop the
               | vehicle.
               | 
               | These cars already have all the info they need, if you
               | "accidentally" drive like an intoxicated person, it's
               | going to be for a reason you need to be stopped over!
               | 
               | Like a medical episode, dangerous lack of sleep, texting
               | and driving.
               | 
               | It has literally nothing to do with being a remote kill
               | switch.
               | 
               | Saying it's a remote kill switch is like saying the
               | mandatory backup camera system is as a mandatory
               | surveillance tool...
               | 
               | It's such a huge leap you can't possibly make it in good
               | faith...
        
               | WalterBright wrote:
               | What if you have to drive like a maniac to get your
               | friend to the ER before he bleeds out?
               | 
               | (Yes, a friend of mine told me how he had to do just
               | that. His friend died anyway, but it wasn't because the
               | car quit.)
               | 
               | There are lots of cases where I might need to get the
               | most out of the car.
               | 
               | Or maybe I just want to practice parallel parking.
               | Erratic back and forth driving and turning.
               | 
               | So the car according to some algorithm decides to shut
               | down the car and strand me. The worst part is, I have no
               | idea what criteria that algorithm is using, so I have no
               | idea what line to not cross.
        
               | BoorishBears wrote:
               | None of this and I mean _none_ would trigger it.
               | 
               | Not recommending this or proud/bragging/endorsing this,
               | but I drive fast. Too fast. 100 MPH for me is what most
               | people feel doing 5 over.
               | 
               | I have *never* triggered these alerts _unless_ I was
               | genuinely tired.
               | 
               | -
               | 
               | You're talking about a system you don't have the faintest
               | clue about, instead of whipping out irrelevant fantasy
               | situations, ask how it works???
               | 
               | It will *not* react to intentional aggressive movement,
               | it reacts to clearly unintentionally movement that are
               | consistently late and low steering torque.
               | 
               | This is not stuff you can replicate "practicing parallel
               | parking", or driving like you're re-enacting fast and
               | furious!
               | 
               | I expect better of HN, you're jumping from a misleading
               | interpretation to FUD without taking a moment to learn.
        
               | vikingerik wrote:
               | If the remote kill switch exists, it's going to be
               | hijacked into government having the power to disable your
               | car. It starts innocuously, something that everyone will
               | agree with, like drunk drivers. Next will be drug
               | dealers, who could disagree with that? Then deadbeat
               | parents who owe child support. Then tax-owing deadbeats.
               | Then who knows what other classes of "undesirables".
               | 
               | Proof? It already happened: driver licenses already went
               | through every one of those steps, getting hijacked way
               | beyond the original purpose of denoting that you had the
               | training to drive a car, into government-imposed threats
               | against all sorts of "bad" behavior.
               | 
               | I don't trust _any_ expansion of government power in good
               | faith.
        
               | cmeacham98 wrote:
               | It's needlessly wordy, that I agree on, but here's the
               | important part: the actual text of the bill is "equipped
               | with advanced drunk and impaired driving prevention
               | technology"
               | 
               | I guess one way you could implement that is a remote kill
               | switch, but at least when I first read the text I thought
               | it would just be something like a built-in breathalyzer
               | you had to pass before the car would let you drive.
               | 
               | People claiming this is evidence of a kill switch are
               | hard extrapolating with (as far as I've seen) no evidence
               | that gets you from the bill's text to a kill switch.
        
               | pessimizer wrote:
               | That link doesn't even challenge the claim, it just fails
               | to completely verify it.
        
             | causality0 wrote:
             | Even the most reasonable people can't make the argument
             | when the direction is so wildly independent of reality. For
             | example, water usage limits on dishwashers that make people
             | run the cycle twice and end up using more water and more
             | electricity than the old ones.
        
               | recursive wrote:
               | I find dryers are particularly bad at this. Mine has 5
               | levels of dry-ness. Even on "ultra dry" the clothes
               | usually come out damp. So I run "ultra dry" twice. Lol.
        
               | slavik81 wrote:
               | Have the exhaust vents for your building been cleaned
               | recently? That's exactly the behaviour you'd expect if
               | the exhaust system is clogged by lint.
        
               | dvtrn wrote:
               | I had a roommate who used to do this (thus sending our
               | utility bill up along with some other power wasting
               | habits), and I once asked them the question I'm about to
               | ask now:
               | 
               | other than for moments when you plan on wearing something
               | as soon as it comes out of the dryer, what prevents one
               | from using the normal dry cycle, and then letting
               | whatever garments that don't get completely 100% dried-
               | air dry in the closet or up on hangers on a shower pole
               | or something?
        
               | hollerith wrote:
               | Mold will grow on damp cotton clothes -- not enough to
               | see with the naked eye, but some people are more
               | sensitive.
        
               | wtallis wrote:
               | Also important: some people live in areas with higher
               | ambient humidity than other areas. If you live in an area
               | where swamp coolers are a viable option in the summer,
               | then of course you'll have trouble understanding why some
               | people don't see hanging up damp clothes to be a
               | reasonable option.
        
               | new_guy wrote:
               | @dvtm if you're just going to hang your clothes up to
               | dry, then what's the point of having a dryer in the first
               | place?
        
               | mkl wrote:
               | Hanging clothes on a rack inside is easy, but hanging
               | sheets inside is not. I use my dryer for sheets when
               | weather or time of day makes the outside line not a
               | solution. I also use the dryer occasionally if I need
               | some particular clothes in a hurry.
               | 
               | I never put things through the dryer and then hang them
               | though; my dryer works, and I don't even use the highest
               | setting.
        
               | wrycoder wrote:
               | In some locations, it's illegal to dry your clothes on an
               | outside line.
        
               | WalterBright wrote:
               | I just bought a clothes rack for the wet clothes. The
               | clothes last longer anyway. Don't use the dryer anymore
               | unless I need the clothes right away.
        
               | BolexNOLA wrote:
               | Living in the Deep South...that's not an option lol
        
               | WalterBright wrote:
               | I live in drizzly Seattle. It takes about 24 hrs for the
               | clothes to dry, but there's no mildew problem if your
               | house is dry.
               | 
               | In the summer I sometimes put the rack out on the deck.
               | The fresh smell of sun-dried clothes can't be beat.
               | 
               | I grew up in Phoenix. Drying the clothes consisted of:
               | 
               | 1. taking them out of the washer
               | 
               | 2. putting them on the line
               | 
               | 3. going back to to the beginning of the line, and taking
               | them off, as they are now dry
               | 
               | I'm not joking.
        
           | Guthur wrote:
           | God no please stop with getting the government involved, if
           | the last 2 years have not convinced you how much they are all
           | dim wits then I don't know what will.
           | 
           | The answer is don't buy the damn house it's that simple.
           | People want cheap houses and this is that. Pay more build
           | what you want and be happy. And if you want to complain about
           | how expensive designing and building a house is then blame
           | those very same dim wits you want to come safe you.
        
             | jay_kyburz wrote:
             | If your government is broken you should fix that first. Our
             | government is our collective strength designed to protect
             | us from the vampire overlords and blood sucking squids.
        
           | roenxi wrote:
           | The first comment in this thread is proposing that there is a
           | corrupting force working with builders to install smart
           | ovens. Centralising power in a regulator isn't targeted at
           | the actual problem, and creates a single point of failure
           | that might well end up with smart-ovens becoming _mandatory_
           | in new builds, where possible.
        
             | hutzlibu wrote:
             | "end up with smart-ovens becoming mandatory in new builds,
             | where possible."
             | 
             | Oh for sure. To fight climate change(and dependence on
             | russian oil and gas), we all have to get a smart oven, to
             | make sure we are all using our energy in the most efficient
             | way. And not too often. Let's say a budget of 1 moderate
             | use per day per adult user. And if the grid gets too
             | unstable, your oven might smartly switches off and on
             | during baking, to help stabilize the grid.
        
           | torstenvl wrote:
           | Or prosecute a few of these people for treason. Let's not
           | mince words here. When you build a home and include a
           | backdoor for foreign intelligence, you are committing
           | treason.
        
         | rasz wrote:
         | Craigslist is a thing, nothing stops you from selling stuff you
         | dont want and replacing it with stuff you do want.
        
           | rootusrootus wrote:
           | Yep, but then there is the labor to uninstall, reinstall, and
           | the effort to sell the original. The builder will actually
           | install whatever you want, and the price is just low enough
           | that you would not come out ahead doing the Craigslist swap
           | later. They'll just make you pay the full price of whatever
           | appliance you choose, no credit for the appliance you did not
           | have installed.
        
           | version_five wrote:
           | Thanks for the insight!
        
           | car_analogy wrote:
           | Yeah like you can sell your smart TV and buy one of the
           | approximately zero remaining consumer-available non-smart
           | TVs.
           | 
           | Voting with your wallet didn't work so far, but stay the
           | course! Any moment now it'll start working, I'm certain.
        
             | jancsika wrote:
             | Approximately zero does not equal zero.
             | 
             | Affirmation: I got a Spectre non-smart piece-of-shit TV
             | before they sold out at Walmart. It's such a piece of shit
             | it only lets you play mp3s from a directory on flash drive.
             | 
             | Trust me, there's a piece of shit out there somewhere with
             | your name on it. It's just a matter of whether you're going
             | to put in the effort required to find it.
             | 
             | "It's the question that drives us, Neo." -The Matrix
        
               | squarefoot wrote:
               | > It's such a piece of shit it only lets you play mp3s
               | from a directory on flash drive.
               | 
               | That's doesn't seem a big problem if you use an external
               | Kodi box. I'll be relocating in months and will likely
               | buy a signage display if I can't find a new bigger enough
               | non smart TV. I only use my current non smart TV for RF
               | channels while everything else comes through a unlocked
               | chromebox with Kodi. It plays everything and doesn't
               | contain spyware or ads.
        
               | steanne wrote:
               | why would i want my tv to play mp3s?
        
               | jancsika wrote:
               | What I meant is: that is the extent of non-TV business
               | that the TV will do. There's no connecting to wifi, hence
               | no phoning home.
        
               | jsymolon wrote:
               | A lot of times when I'm entertaining and cooking, I'll
               | put some music on. Usually around the holidays.
        
               | dylan604 wrote:
               | Cause shitty TVs are known the world over for their
               | quality sound?
        
               | Scoundreller wrote:
               | Flat panel sound has gotten shittier over time. The move
               | toward thinner and thinner units means jankier speakers.
        
               | RHSeeger wrote:
               | My TV gets a single HDMI in, from my receiver; no wifi.
               | Everything else gets plugged into the receiver.
               | Everything internet related gets played from an external
               | devices, to the receiver, to the TV.
        
               | clsec wrote:
               | IDK, my TV went out 3 days before the Super Bowl and I
               | bought a perfectly fine Sceptre (not Spectre) TV from
               | Amazon and got it the morning of the game. As a dumb TV
               | it does exactly what it's supposed to.
               | 
               | side note: I've previously stated that I refuse to buy
               | from Amazon but in this case I had to bite the bullet and
               | take them up on their free month of Prime so that I'd get
               | it by the Super Bowl. They also had other brands with
               | various levels of dumbness.
        
               | Scoundreller wrote:
               | If you're happy with 55" or less of 1080p, used LCD TVs
               | are dirt cheap.
               | 
               | Like, I bought a 42" for the cabin for $40, and got a
               | replacement remote for $8 off Aliexpress. I could sell
               | the stand and power supply for about $100 because they're
               | shared with more "modern"/bigger units.
               | 
               | Everyone is buying the latest 4K smart junk. And losing
               | the stand when they wall-mount it.
               | 
               | (Cabin doesn't have internet, so I was actually worried
               | about a smart tv disabling itself)
        
             | r3trohack3r wrote:
             | Not disagreeing with the sentiment here, but I was recently
             | surprised to find my LG smart TV allowed me to reject their
             | terms of service and privacy policy.
             | 
             | If you reject them, it cuts off access to all of the smart
             | tv stuff (including the App Store, apps, etc). Seems like
             | telemetry also stops.
             | 
             | I was pretty delighted to discover this.
        
               | clhodapp wrote:
               | Does it not periodically bug you if you do that? That's
               | what happened with mine until I eventually relented and
               | started getting bugged by their "notification"
               | advertising instead
        
               | flatiron wrote:
               | My Samsung tv puts itself in "demo mode" if you aren't on
               | the Wi-Fi and it'll shut itself down and reset all its
               | settings every hour.
        
               | DiabloD3 wrote:
               | Unfortunately, that was your mistake.
               | 
               |  _Never_ buy anything Samsung branded. No phones, no
               | consumer SSDs, no TVs, no monitors, no laptops, no phones
               | and tablets, no fridges and wash machines and driers.
               | _Nothing_. The entire brand is toxic.
               | 
               | Hell, don't even do business with their fab, ask Nvidia
               | about how that turned out for them.
        
               | christophilus wrote:
               | > Samsung
               | 
               | I see your problem.
        
               | rosndo wrote:
               | But why would you but anything but an LG OLED?
        
               | flatiron wrote:
               | My contractor dropped my previous tv which was like 10
               | years old and that's what he got as a replacement. Went
               | from 1080p to 4k.
        
               | notreallyserio wrote:
               | Mine bleeds pretty bad around the edge. Not bad enough
               | I'd go through a replacement process but I won't buy one
               | again.
        
               | aceazzameen wrote:
               | I did the same with my Sony Bravia, although I still have
               | access to apps I want to use. I don't even know what the
               | features are that I rejected cause I don't care about
               | them.
        
             | amyjess wrote:
             | I mean, there's no reason you can't buy used.
             | 
             | (though, yes, it phenomenally sucks that you can't buy one
             | new anymore)
        
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         | abrowne wrote:
         | I got new boilers (furnaces for radiator heating) installed
         | recently, and halfway through one of the crew asked where they
         | should install the boxes that connect the thermostats to the
         | internet. Luckily they were completely separate, so I said I
         | never agreed with that and they left them boxed up, because
         | they had never thought to mention it. (They listened to my
         | explanation that I would not have something that literally
         | starts a fire in my house connected to the internet without at
         | least being able to control the software it runs, but I think
         | they were just being polite.)
        
           | assttoasstmgr wrote:
           | I mean you do realize a Wi-Fi connected thermostat just
           | closes a pair of contacts that tell the boiler "heat on" or
           | "heat off" and it's not "literally starting a fire" in your
           | house. Assuming someone took over and had full control of
           | your thermostat the worst they could do is turn the heat on
           | and make you uncomfortable. All boilers/furnaces/etc have
           | protection mechanisms built in and in no circumstance is the
           | 'fire' controlled by the thermostat whatsoever. A thermostat
           | simply sends a signal that 'calls' for heat or cooling. The
           | only exception would be a mains-voltage thermostat that
           | controls an electric wall heater but I've never seen those
           | connected to Wi-Fi.
        
             | pengaru wrote:
             | Thermostats generally have an "off" setting, and it's
             | historically not uncommon for homeowners to use this
             | setting when the home is unoccupied as it clearly carries
             | less risk in terms of both fire and unexpected energy costs
             | than ones that may run the furnace.
             | 
             | Not only is your comment pedantic, it's not even correct.
        
               | assttoasstmgr wrote:
               | The 'off' setting on a thermostat is no different than
               | when it is not calling for heat and it does not make any
               | other failure mode any less likely nor does it reduce the
               | risk of fire. In fact, leaving a home without heat in
               | some climates like the northeast leaves your home
               | susceptible to pipes freezing which carries a much higher
               | risk of damage to your home than a well-maintained boiler
               | or furnace spontaneously burning your house down which
               | happens almost never.
               | 
               | Homeowners typically use this setting because the
               | overwhelming majority do not understand the mechanical
               | systems in their homes.
               | 
               | The typical configuration for a steam boiler or hydronic
               | heating is a single pair of wires. They are either closed
               | (heat on) or open (heat off). That's it.
               | 
               | I worked in the HVAC industry. My comment is pedantic
               | because it is correct.
        
               | pengaru wrote:
               | > The 'off' setting on a thermostat is no different than
               | when it is not calling for heat and it does not make any
               | other failure mode any less likely nor does it reduce the
               | risk of fire.
               | 
               | You're completely ignoring the difference between an
               | unattended vs. attended fire. The former has a much
               | higher risk of being destructive and spreading to the
               | structure.
               | 
               | The "off" setting explicitly won't trigger in response to
               | temperature change unattended, which is a similar concern
               | to internet-connected thermostats; unattended operation.
               | For those living in freezing climates they obviously must
               | weigh the relative risks. That first use of the furnace
               | in winter was always a monitored event back when I lived
               | with parents in the midwest, and it was often accompanied
               | by a burning smell we'd investigate and verify was just
               | some dust and nothing serious.
               | 
               | Even if you refuse to acknowledge there's a difference in
               | unattended vs. attended fire risks WRT the furnace,
               | unexpected energy costs from continuously heating an
               | unoccupied home can break the bank for some.
               | 
               | Even my Harman/Kardon amplifier's manual advises
               | unplugging it when going on vacation because of the risk
               | of it spuriously turning on wasting electricity and being
               | a noise problem. Its capacity to waste energy (~1kw) is
               | nowhere near that of a gas furnace, and it clearly
               | doesn't utilize combustion as part of its normal
               | operation.
               | 
               | Fortunately I no longer live anywhere burst pipes are a
               | concern, and I'd never leave a heater setup to
               | automatically run in my absence. It makes _zero_ sense
               | for my situation.
               | 
               | I find it amusing that you're qualifying statements with
               | "well-maintained", which amounts to a tacit recognition
               | of the risks. Well-maintained isn't the default, ignored
               | and neglected is, _especially_ for systems out of sight
               | and out of mind.
        
               | slavik81 wrote:
               | You should not turn your furnace off in a cold climate,
               | especially if the home is unoccupied. If the temperature
               | drops below too low, the water in your pipes may freeze
               | and expand, breaking the pipes and causing flooding.
               | Without anyone home to notice the problem, the flooding
               | can easily cause tens of thousands of dollars of damage.
               | 
               | https://totalph.ca/should-i-turn-my-furnace-off-before-i-
               | go-...
        
             | jdavis703 wrote:
             | Correct, this is totally different than having a smart gas
             | oven or stove. I too would never have plumbing or gas
             | appliances hooked up to the internet. But my Nest
             | thermostat is totally safe.
        
               | assttoasstmgr wrote:
               | Whirlpool figured this out and deserves some praise here.
               | All their new appliances that support Wi-Fi connectivity
               | have a physical "Remote Enable" button that you must
               | manually push every cycle to enable remote control of the
               | device through the app. You cannot start the
               | oven/washer/etc remotely unless someone has manually
               | acknowledged it at the appliance and I believe it resets
               | after 24 hours or when the cycle is complete.
        
               | jay_kyburz wrote:
               | I bet its all software though.
        
               | WalterBright wrote:
               | Of course, and it's remotely upgradable, too. That way,
               | the manufacturer can install spyware anytime they want,
               | and any hacker can use it to mine bitcoins.
        
               | pengaru wrote:
               | > But my Nest thermostat is totally safe.
               | 
               | It is not "totally safe" for your furnace to start in an
               | unoccupied home, particularly after it's been off for an
               | extended period. It's not impossible for critters to have
               | setup shop in the warm space near a pilot light, and in
               | an unoccupied home there's nobody to even smell what
               | would be an obvious problem before it becomes a crisis.
        
               | assttoasstmgr wrote:
               | This is FUD.
               | 
               | Thermocouple-based gas valves immediately extinguish the
               | flow of gas when a pilot goes out in e.g. a pilot fed hot
               | water heater. This has been standard for decades.
               | 
               | Pilot lights have not been used in gas furnaces in
               | decades. Everything has been electronic ignition since
               | the 80s at the latest. In fact they have been outlawed in
               | some locales for close to 40 years.
        
               | pengaru wrote:
               | > Thermocouple-based gas valves immediately extinguish
               | the flow of gas when a pilot goes out in e.g. a pilot fed
               | hot water heater. This has been standard for decades.
               | 
               | Who said the pilot light was out?
               | 
               | > Pilot lights have not been used in gas furnaces in
               | decades. Everything has been electronic ignition since
               | the 80s at the latest. In fact they have been outlawed in
               | some locales for close to 40 years.
               | 
               | And the baby-boom produced how many homes with pilot
               | lights? Thermostats are often upgraded on existing homes
               | without touching anything else, and every single home
               | I've lived in was built decades ago still having original
               | HVAC.
        
             | DonHopkins wrote:
             | >just closes a pair of contacts that tell the boiler "heat
             | on" or "heat off" and it's not "literally starting a fire"
             | in your house
             | 
             | Unless you observe Shabbat.
             | 
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity_on_Shabbat
             | 
             | >Nobel Prize-winning physicist Richard Feynman recounts
             | that he was approached by young rabbis in a seminary who
             | asked him "is electricity fire?". He replied, "no", but
             | asked why they wanted to know, and was shocked that they
             | weren't interested in science at all, but just wanted to
             | interpret the Talmud. Feynman said that electricity was not
             | a chemical process, as fire is, and pointed out that there
             | is electricity in atoms and thus every phenomenon that
             | occurs in the world. Feynman proposed a simple way to
             | eliminate the spark: '"If that's what's bothering you, you
             | can put a condenser across the switch, so the electricity
             | will go on and off without any spark whatsoever--anywhere.'
             | But for some reason, they didn't like that idea either".
             | 
             | Feynman was SHOCKED I say SHOCKED they weren't interested
             | in science at all! ;)
        
               | assttoasstmgr wrote:
               | If only there was a technological solution to this.......
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KosherSwitch
               | 
               | I believe thermostats are okay, as long as you don't
               | adjust it. Many observant Jews use timers on Shabbos.
        
           | 13of40 wrote:
           | A year or two ago, my newish car was at the shop, recovering
           | from a fender bender, and I got a call from the police asking
           | where it was. I told them and they said that matched with the
           | coordinates they had. It turned out that the SOS system had
           | malfunctioned, and the GPS and integrated 4g (which I didn't
           | even know I had, because the car doesn't have a built in
           | navigation system or voice phone) had been phoning home and
           | telling the car company I was in trouble. I called the
           | manufacturer and asked if I had a subscription to this
           | service, and I was informed that the car had a subscription,
           | and I couldn't cancel it. Luckily I appealed to the
           | dealership and after a couple of days the sent me a
           | "confidential" pdf with instructions on how to unplug the spy
           | module...which of course threw up all kinds of scary warnings
           | starting the car after that... until it suddenly didn't
           | anymore. So now I have a dumb car, and I love it more than
           | ever.
        
             | toss1 wrote:
             | May I ask what kind of car that was, and what country?
        
               | vetinari wrote:
               | AFAIK the SOS system is mandatory in any new car sold in
               | EU since 31.3.2018.
        
               | car_analogy wrote:
        
             | megablast wrote:
             | Good. Every car needs to be tracked at all times. They are
             | death machines, responsible for over s million deaths
             | worldwide every year. It is insane we allow this.
        
             | kQq9oHeAz6wLLS wrote:
             | I gotta know now...what make and model?
        
               | 13of40 wrote:
               | 2017 BMW X3. I forget what the module is called, but it's
               | behind the panel in the cargo area on the left side.
        
             | LAC-Tech wrote:
             | I can't imagine living in a place where there's enough
             | police for any of them give a shit about stolen cars.
             | Jealous!
        
               | spaetzleesser wrote:
               | I lived in Sonoma County for a while and there they
               | followed up everything, even noise complaints. Same for
               | the post office. It's nice to live in a wealthy area.
        
               | wrycoder wrote:
               | It also helps when the police have very few complaints to
               | follow up.
        
           | theonealtair wrote:
           | I went to use the app for my hot tub and put in the 6 digit
           | pin, except the last number I put in was a 4 instead of a 3.
           | It logged me in, but the temperature looked off, then I
           | realized I wasn't connected to my hot tub, it was someone
           | else. Turns out the 6-digit pins are sequential. And this is
           | from a billion dollar pool company.
        
             | TheCoelacanth wrote:
             | The S in IOT stands for security.
        
             | bombcar wrote:
             | This is true across a frighteningly large swath of "quasi
             | industrial home control" stuff - all the vulnerabilities of
             | industrial controls with zero of the attention paid to it.
        
             | JoeyBananas wrote:
             | That's incredible
        
               | theonealtair wrote:
               | The temp said 20deg (which is impossible in my climate).
               | Good thing I didn't crank the heat up.
        
         | ajsnigrutin wrote:
         | So wait.. you get your oven when you buy your (new?) house?
         | 
         | Everywhere i've been, you're happy if you get a kitchen, and
         | the oven is just like a washing machine... a standard-sized
         | piece of equipment that fits in a standard-sized hole in your
         | kitchen, that you buy in an electronics store.
        
           | mkl wrote:
           | Some ovens are built into kitchen benches.
        
         | Chris2048 wrote:
         | > I have no idea what the solution is
         | 
         | Refuse to have any oven and hire someone else to install one
         | afterwards.
        
           | rootusrootus wrote:
           | In my experience the builder will very happily install
           | whatever you want. But they will charge you full price for
           | the appliance you select, and give you no credit for the one
           | you are not having installed.
           | 
           | Sounds like a bad deal, because it is. But... what are you
           | going to do? Let them install the one they planned to, then
           | rip it out and install the one you want later? Okay, maybe
           | you can get enough for the original one to come out ahead
           | financially, but mostly you won't, once labor is factored in.
           | It's a wonderful racket for builders, they know exactly how
           | to price it so you pay far more than the difference for every
           | upgrade.
        
             | duped wrote:
             | Why not tell them not to install it? My local big box
             | stores install appliances for free or a nominal fee.
             | 
             | If you can afford to build your own home, you can afford it
             | too!
        
         | aunty_helen wrote:
         | >the only one offered by his home builder
         | 
         | Then obviously he's powerless and the corporates have won.
         | 
         | Or, yano just like tell them you want it changed or you'll get
         | someone else to take your hundreds of thousands of dollars to
         | build your house.
        
           | nix9000 wrote:
           | It's likely they bought the house from the home builder e.g.
           | something like Toll Brothers. So the alternative is to take
           | their hundreds of thousands of dollars and buy another house.
        
             | duped wrote:
             | Appliances are not that expensive, and you are free to sell
             | whatever is in your home and buy what you'd like. If you're
             | getting a good deal on the home you can break even, if not
             | ahead on that.
        
         | mcspiff wrote:
         | It's even worse now in Canada -- not smart devices, but water
         | heater rentals. These companies charge astronomical rates per
         | month for a rental, or a large "contract buy out fee". They
         | give kick backs to developers so almost all new builds in
         | Ontario will have them.
        
           | ohyeshedid wrote:
           | Ahh, the Culligan/Water treatment/softener business model.
        
           | hedora wrote:
           | I suppose their lawyers figured out that people would just
           | recycle them and stop paying.
           | 
           | If so, I suggest installing a water softener with an anti-
           | backflow device but not installing a bladder pressure relief
           | tank between it and the water heater. Also buy a whole house
           | leak detector / shutoff valve.
           | 
           | If the resulting water heater tank rupture doesn't lead them
           | to breach the maintenance side of the contract, look into
           | over-softening the water so the sacrificial anode fails every
           | 6-12 months.
           | 
           | (Edit: In case it wasn't clear, this is a great way to do
           | unbounded amounts of damage to your house, so don't actually
           | do this.)
        
           | Scoundreller wrote:
           | I think it's a regional thing, big in Ontario and
           | Saskatchewan, unheard of elsewhere.
           | 
           | Always look into buyout terms. Though replacement heaters
           | these days are lot more expensive than pre-covid :(
        
         | mindslight wrote:
         | Individually, pushing back on such terms and having a strong
         | alternative. "subtract the cost of the oven and leave the spot
         | empty".
         | 
         | Collectively, through market leveling regulation. "Selling" a
         | device where the manufacturer retains control after the
         | transaction is straightforwardly in the category of fraud. But
         | unfortunately we seem to need new laws rather than relying on
         | straightforward torts.
         | 
         | Furthermore, reigning in the surveillance industry with a US
         | GDPR would go a long way towards removing the incentives for
         | this bullshit.
        
         | pinewurst wrote:
         | Specifically the only choice offering dual ovens in a single
         | form-factor.
        
         | xfitm3 wrote:
         | I would like to remotely turn on my oven to preheat, but I
         | don't want this enough to get a wifi equipped appliance.
        
       | zxcvbn4038 wrote:
       | The problem with this trend is what happens in 2-3 years when the
       | manufacturer decides they don't want to update the app anymore? I
       | have ovens that are twenty years old, my washing machine was made
       | in the 1950s (and has so much steel I think it can be used as a
       | tank in times of war). I'm pretty sure appliances today aren't
       | built to the same standard but seems foolish to have to throw
       | everything away every few years because the app isn't being
       | updated for the latest iOS or it's not compatible with wifi7 or
       | similar. At least with my AC I can fall back to the remote or
       | front panel. In this case you don't even get that option.
        
       | pickledcods wrote:
       | Because it is internet connected, and possibly only works when
       | internet connected, you are dependent on the manufacturer after
       | purchase. Does it have a built in web-server that can device-
       | independent access all functions through a local net. If not then
       | it sounds to me like after-sales.
       | 
       | What are the after-sales terms? Is there a contract? Are you
       | going to pay for an after-sales subscription? If not, how is
       | their business model to finance it? How is your privacy or
       | personal identification involved? How long will the product be
       | supported (Planned obsolescence)? Can you block automatic-
       | updates? Can you downgrade the firmware? What are your legal
       | options if they close down the service before product end-of-
       | lifetime? Or liability if the product gets hacked and
       | destroys/damages property? Will refusing after-sales influence
       | warranty? What are their terms & conditions to ban your access to
       | the device? What are the non-automated options in case of
       | disputes? What are the options/rights when escalating complaints?
       | 
       | Sounds like these questions should be answered on the box before
       | you (or the person installing it) should open it. Or in the first
       | section of EULA in layman's terms.
        
       | teekert wrote:
       | It is at least nice to hear that the touchscreen experience was
       | nice. Recently I had 2 experiences where I longed back to older
       | tech. A Siemens oven/microwave in a rented cabin that had an
       | awful menu filled with options and took 4 steps to get to the
       | function I needed, whereas my 10 y/o AEG I hit the function I
       | want (key with icon immediately accessible) and then start. And,
       | my own 2006 Ford has a BT module (aftermarket) which just starts
       | when I start the car and it connects and works. My parents Dacia
       | has a fancy system that takes 2 min to boot and then I need to
       | try a couple of times and then it connects, really annoying, yeah
       | it has a large touchscreen but I much prefer my ancient 1 line
       | LCD display.
       | 
       | Now that I think about it, my oven has a one line old glowy
       | numbers display. Maybe the limited displays force much more
       | thought into how to make funtions accessible.
        
       | lsllc wrote:
       | Haven't bought appliances in a long time but we recently replaced
       | most of the appliances with LG Thinq units, incl. a Wifi enabled
       | refrigerator, oven, washer and dryer.
       | 
       | I have to say the Wifi enabled refrigerator is next to useless, I
       | guess it tells me the temp and when the water filter needs
       | changing ... not things I need. (and it only works on 2Ghz, so
       | you need a separate 2Ghz _only_ WLAN for it).
       | 
       | The Wifi oven is actually useful, because when you have that "did
       | I leave the oven on" moment after you have left the house, not
       | only can you check, but you can remotely turn it off. It's also
       | useful for starting the oven preheat as you're buying that frozen
       | pizza at the store so you can come home to a hot oven ready to
       | go. The periodic "your oven needs cleaning" notifications are
       | annoying though.
       | 
       | By far the Wifi enabled washer and dryer are the most useful! You
       | get a notification when the wash/dry is done! and the washer will
       | keep reminding you until you open the door on the unit so you
       | don't end up forgetting and then having to rewash to avoid smelly
       | clothes.
       | 
       | (weirdly, only the fridge had the 2Ghz only problem, must use
       | different hardware)
        
         | dtgriscom wrote:
         | > 2Ghz
         | 
         | Do you mean 2.4GHz?
        
       | c7DJTLrn wrote:
       | I hope the oven has a better reset process than GE lightbulbs...
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgIsn0Zac3o
        
         | d_tr wrote:
         | Firmware version two point nine with Turn Time 2 will be a real
         | game changer. I think I 'll wait.
        
       | nop_slide wrote:
       | Ha! I have a fun one.
       | 
       | We recently had our first child. I finally opened a thermometer
       | we were gifted from a shower and low and behold, the thing can
       | not take a temperature without downloading an app. It has a
       | digital screen and everything, but you when you first power it on
       | you are greeted with it displaying "APP" and you HAVE to download
       | the app & set it up before it will work.
       | 
       | When we finally took the temperature, the damn thing still didn't
       | even display it on the screen, it sent the reading to the app. I
       | don't even know what the point of the screen is.
       | 
       | This thing also wants to "anonymously" share your temp readings
       | and location with the community stating it will help and let you
       | know if there are diseases spreading locally.
       | 
       | It went against my dignity to download it and use the thing, but
       | it was 10:00PM and checking our baby's temp at the time was more
       | important.
       | 
       | Still it was the most asinine smart-device experience I have had
       | to date.
        
       | mberning wrote:
       | This is why licensing your brand is such a double edged sword. GE
       | has had nothing to do with engineering appliances for many years,
       | yet you can still take the reputational hit when things like this
       | come to light.
        
       | egberts1 wrote:
       | Return it back to the store.
       | 
       | Not worth the trouble.
        
       | CoastalCoder wrote:
       | I'm curious about this from a U.S. legal perspective.
       | 
       | Suppose I advertise (and sell) a product without clearly
       | informing the buyer of additional requirements they'll face in
       | order to use the product as advertised. E.g., access
       | functionality via WiFi, accept an EULA, etc.
       | 
       | At what point does that become fraud or illegally deceptive
       | advertising?
       | 
       | I'm assuming that there's some allowance for assuming common
       | knowledge, e.g. that an electric oven will require a 220-240V
       | connection. But if there's a legal line to be crossed, where is
       | it?
        
         | gambiting wrote:
         | He literally shows a screenshot in the article with the line
         | highlighted telling you that you have to connect an app to
         | unlock some features. You'd have a hard time arguing that's
         | deceptive advertising.
        
           | CoastalCoder wrote:
           | Sorry, I only noticed that after writing my comment.
           | 
           | So maybe my question applies to other situations but not this
           | particular one.
        
       | jacquesm wrote:
       | I can see a service come into existence where you can have
       | 'smart' appliances defanged.
        
       | donohoe wrote:
       | I know a fair number of people who have internet connected
       | fridges, thermostats, cars, air quality monitors, and so on.
       | 
       | Most of them don't work in tech. Those that do have very few and
       | seek out 'dumb' versions. I count myself in that group.
       | 
       | Next time I need a new TV it will not be a smart one. My current
       | on has Roku but not its showing ads... so now I use TV
       | exclusively through my Apple TV. _Sigh_
        
       | CorrectHorseBat wrote:
       | Reminds me of this news from yesterday
       | https://tweakers.net/nieuws/193950/aeg-combimagnetron-denkt-...
       | (Dutch, couldn't find an English source)
       | 
       | AEG microwave thinks it's an steam oven after update, don't think
       | even The Onion could come up with this.
        
       | firefoxd wrote:
       | That reminds me of my Westinghouse Radio hub[1]. They abandoned
       | the product and the domain expired. So naturally, it couldn't
       | play the radio.
       | 
       | [1]: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22083759
        
       | paxys wrote:
       | The right time to complain about this would have been _before_
       | you bought the oven. Companies are only going to stop these
       | practices if shoppers vote with their wallets.
        
       | elmerfud wrote:
       | Companies will keep shoveling this kind of garbage out there door
       | as long as people like him are passive enough to deal with it.
       | This may be the limited range of options offered by his builder
       | but if you get an appliance and that appliance does not work
       | contact your builder or contact the manufacturer of the appliance
       | for warranty repair.
       | 
       | Make them send out a technician to manually update the firmware
       | if that's what they require but tell them you have no Wi-Fi and
       | they can take this garbage back and give you your money back and
       | then you can sue your builder to put an appliance that works but
       | until people begin to hit these places in the pocketbook and vote
       | with their dollars this kind of trash will not change.
       | 
       | I don't want to have to buy an "internet of shit appliance" that
       | needs to be on the internet because they shipped it with broken
       | firmware. They can either take it back or they can send a
       | technician to conduct a warranty repair. The only exception would
       | be something that's bold and bright on the front of the box that
       | says internet connection required to function. Most of these
       | things don't say that they just say Wi-Fi enabled. Which is a
       | fine benefit for those people who want that kind of
       | interconnected appliance and spyware lifestyle. For those who do
       | not the correct action is hit the company's in their pocketbook.
       | 
       | The loss of dollars is the only message that companies understand
       | loud and clear. A Twitter complaint is just wasting your time.
        
         | colinmhayes wrote:
         | > Make them send out a technician to manually update the
         | firmware if that's what they require but tell them you have no
         | Wi-Fi and they can take this garbage back and give you your
         | money back and then you can sue your builder to put an
         | appliance that works
         | 
         | The oven is specifically marketed as not having some features
         | without connecting to the internet. I'm not sure what you think
         | complaining would accomplish, but I can assure you it will not
         | lead to any firmware updates or refunds. And it definitely
         | won't lead to a winning law suit.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | azemetre wrote:
         | I understand what you are saying but this is where citizens can
         | obviously lobby their representatives to ban this practice and
         | allow a category of goods to work without internet connections.
         | 
         | This is what regulation is all about.
        
           | Nextgrid wrote:
           | The harm here isn't that there is no non-WiFi oven available,
           | it's the underlying reason why the oven wants Wi-Fi and an
           | app: "growth and engagement" aka data collection,
           | advertising, etc. The primary purpose of this oven isn't to
           | be an oven, it's to build a "platform" which you can then use
           | to "engage" its users with more ads, DRM-encumbered
           | consumables, etc. Their intended end-game is the
           | "Unauthorized Bread" story:
           | https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/01/unauthorized-
           | bread-a-...
           | 
           | Regulation should address non-consensual data collection and
           | the rest will follow. Non-WiFi ovens will be back on the
           | market once the connected ones stop being profitable (since
           | you can no longer stalk... I mean "engage" their users).
        
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           | readthenotes1 wrote:
           | Wouldn't it be easier just to not buy an oven that requires
           | this if you don't want it?
           | 
           | And if there are people who want to by the oven, why not
           | deign to let them?
           | 
           | At best, we should require that there be clear labeling and I
           | would be surprised if there aren't regulations that cover
           | that.
        
             | Nextgrid wrote:
             | The danger is that we'll end up with the same situation as
             | we have with TVs - good luck finding a consumer-grade TV
             | with modern specs that doesn't spy on you, ask you to
             | create an account, show ads, etc.
             | 
             | Some people will say that there are still budget models
             | (Sceptre is a common brand that comes up in these
             | discussions) that doesn't have any of that, but they're not
             | selling these products out of goodwill - they just have a
             | lot of dead stock (panels, etc) that they can shift
             | profitably. This stock will run out (and it does - do these
             | TVs have any modern features such as HDR, a quality panel,
             | etc?) if it turns out to be more profitable to produce spy
             | devices that happen to display TV content rather than
             | produce devices intended to display TV content with no
             | interest (nor capability) to spy.
             | 
             | The proper solution is to heavily restrict advertising and
             | data collection so that in the end the advertising-based
             | business model isn't profitable and it becomes more
             | profitable to just go back to the old model of selling
             | good, purposeful devices at a profit.
        
             | eesmith wrote:
             | The account owner wrote: "We wanted dual ovens in the space
             | of a single oven and this was the only option our builder
             | offered."
        
             | itronitron wrote:
             | For now at least there are ovens that don't require it. But
             | since it's remarkably hard to find a robotic vacuum that
             | doesn't require wifi connectivity it may just be a matter
             | of time before all ovens are asking their owners to create
             | an account.
        
           | JadeNB wrote:
           | > I understand what you are saying but this is where citizens
           | can obviously lobby their representatives to ban this
           | practice and allow a category of goods to work without
           | internet connections.
           | 
           | I think that the burden of proof should be the other way: it
           | shouldn't be that certain special devices are exempt from
           | internet connections, but rather that _all_ devices should
           | offer a mode whereby they perform all functionality that does
           | not directly require an internet connection. Then, of course,
           | we 'll have debates about what directly requires an internet
           | connection ... but at least it'll bring the discussion into
           | the open.
        
         | criddell wrote:
         | It's only a matter of time until these internet connected
         | appliances don't need access to your wifi. They will either
         | have a cell modem or the appliance company will pay Amazon for
         | access to their mesh network.
        
         | ce4 wrote:
         | What happened to SSL3/TLS1.0/TLS1.1 end-of-life will also
         | happen to Wifi protocols: WEP-only devices are already out,
         | WPA1-only devices will be next to lose access to a properly
         | secured wifi network.
         | 
         | The longevity of the dumb parts in kitchen appliances exceeds
         | that of the smart boxes in them. The manufacturer cannot slap a
         | 20-years maintenance-budget onto the sticker price and I also
         | don't see customers paying for a yearly maintenance
         | subscription for 20 years (for each connected appliance). It
         | will take a decade until people have learned that the shiny new
         | iOT features are a burden in the long run. Maybe iOT
         | maintenance longevity will get sorted out sometimes. Until then
         | I refuse to buy such crap.
        
           | Nextgrid wrote:
           | From a manufacturer's perspective this seems awesome. Built-
           | in planned obsolescence.
        
       | ilamont wrote:
       | One of the replies mentions Samsung's similar requirement
       | frustrating his elderly relative. According to a 2015 OECD
       | computer skills study, <6% of Americans are level 3 (highest)
       | while half have only basic skills and 20% can't use computers.
       | https://www.oecd-ilibrary.org/education/skills-matter_978926...
        
         | wereHamster wrote:
         | Share of adults proficient at problem-solving in technology-
         | rich environments: https://goingdigital.oecd.org/indicator/24
         | 
         | ... there are other indicators that are related as well, in the
         | https://goingdigital.oecd.org/dimension/use and
         | https://goingdigital.oecd.org/dimension/society dimensions.
        
           | falcolas wrote:
           | This data is disturbingly eye opening.
           | 
           | Only ~5% of folks in the US are able to navigate through
           | webpages and apps when doing so is _required_ so solve a
           | particular problem. And it 's not like this is just a US
           | problem, the highest percentage across the measured countries
           | is a measly 10%.
           | 
           | And the example task they used - using webpages and apps to
           | find a job - is more and more based solely online these days.
           | 
           | I think I need to go make another donation to our local
           | library for their work in helping folks navigate these
           | tasks...
        
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       | TheBill wrote:
       | Oh man, this reminds me of a story - GE Profile oven in a ski
       | condo, last day or second to last day we were there.
       | 
       | Broke in a way that you couldn't open the door - and we couldn't
       | get the bacon out. Wound up reading the repair manual and a forum
       | while the GF cooked eggs, trying to figure it out.
       | 
       | The Solenoid that is used to lock the door when it goes through a
       | clean cycle has to be powered on 100% of the time, and keeps its
       | spring compressed. Power turns off to lock it. If the
       | insulator/bushing for it breaks, it will jam open & lock the
       | door. Family will never buy GE appliances after this happened.
       | Mom just bought a new Kitchenaid that's got exactly 0 smart
       | features.
        
         | R0b0t1 wrote:
         | That's hilarious. It was an engineer trying to be fake safe.
         | Losing control over your device is going to be less safe than
         | just letting the user open the door during a clean cycle if the
         | power drops.
        
         | bombcar wrote:
         | The worst part of this stuff is you never find out about it
         | until long after the purchase is over. Unless you happen to
         | know a brand that's good (say Speed Queen for now) you are
         | stuck trying to guess what issues may occur someday.
        
           | bob1029 wrote:
           | > Speed Queen
           | 
           | The only vendor who still sells a washer without lid lock...
           | I'm looking at getting their TC5 to replace this piece of
           | shit maytag that doesnt fill up properly.
        
       | askura wrote:
       | That's crazy. I wonder which company get the kickback for having
       | these installed in newbuilds? Bet you'll find a link there.
        
       | RansomStark wrote:
       | Every time I see a story like this I'm reminded how close we are
       | to unauthorized bread [0] and it saddens me each time.
       | 
       | Humanity was given the greatest communication tool we could
       | imagine and we use it to spy on people and steal their data, so
       | companies can sell more shit. What a waste.
       | 
       | [0] https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41085118-unauthorized-
       | br...
       | 
       | On a side note, I'm convinced Doctorow is the greatest cyberpunk
       | writer there is, but I'm also sure the reason for this is because
       | earlier writers had to imagine a dystopian future. Doctorow, like
       | the rest of us, is living that future (which is much more boring
       | that fiction made out) and he's simply documenting what he sees.
        
         | notreallyserio wrote:
         | There's also the classic verification can:
         | https://m.imgur.com/dgGvgKF . Not exactly the same thing but
         | tangentially related.
        
         | calumetregion wrote:
         | Agree, but this assumes humans would ever had used it for
         | anything else.
        
       | amelius wrote:
       | People should massively buy this oven and return it. Because
       | that's what this company deserves for being so user-hostile.
        
         | criddell wrote:
         | Inventory of appliances is down quite a bit right now. It might
         | not be possible to massively buy the oven.
        
       | dt2m wrote:
       | At this point the best solution might almost be legislation
       | banning touch screens from cars and home appliances...
        
         | version_five wrote:
         | Or mandating any that include wifi, touch screen, anything
         | running code to be open source and able to be modified by the
         | user.
        
           | loonster wrote:
           | This wouldn't be good enough.
           | 
           | Imagine pan frying something on your range, the food
           | splatters, and it changes the temperature on you. Now you
           | need to adjust the burner back down (or off), but you can't
           | adjust the temperature because the controls are now wet with
           | grease. Better be quick to dry off controls and turn off heat
           | before you start a grease fire. Or failing that, moving the
           | pan off from the heat source...
           | 
           | Just ban them.
        
           | Nextgrid wrote:
           | Or merely restrict non-consensual data collection like the
           | GDPR does - this kills the underlying reason why every
           | appliance has to be "smart" and internet-connected.
        
             | _-david-_ wrote:
             | Are there more options to buy non-smart TVs in the EU than
             | the US?
        
               | squarefoot wrote:
               | https://www.swedx.com
               | 
               | I'm not aware of other manufacturers, although Samsung
               | also makes signage displays but it's not clear if they
               | employ any "smart" features. Some also use Tizen which is
               | Linux based and should be open enough to allow rooting.
        
         | Mikeb85 wrote:
         | Touch screens on home appliances are nice sometimes though...
         | 
         | I think people like the 'smart' features, they just want more
         | control over the device and not for it to be crippled if it's
         | not connected...
        
         | gpm wrote:
         | That will work for all of two years before we get the same shit
         | but with "gesture" controls (waving your arms in the air).
         | 
         | Legislate against what you actually want to prevent. Here
         | that's locking features behind privacy violations and
         | connections to third party hardware. In cars it is also
         | controls that you have to look away from the road to use.
         | 
         | The gdpr is on the right track on this issue, for an example.
        
           | jart wrote:
           | The Smart Home 2.0 revolution will address the accessibility
           | gap of voice enabled devices by including cameras in home
           | appliances too, so that speakers of sign language aren't left
           | behind.
        
             | smolder wrote:
             | It's like peeking through a crack into the future. Were you
             | in the think tank that planned the end of privacy?
        
               | jart wrote:
               | Think past the end of privacy and imagine the
               | democratization of access to privacy. A brave new world
               | where everyone gets the opportunity to be a big brother.
               | As for me, I'm pretty happy spending most of my time
               | working with a teletypewriter, cooking my food on unsmart
               | appliances, and not using a mobile phone.
        
       | FourthProtocol wrote:
       | In my social and work bubble nobody I've spoken to about it
       | watches live TV anymore, myself included. News is consumed online
       | (primarily Economist, Guardian and BBC, but not exclusively). TV
       | does XBox, DVDs (I've amassed over 10001) and streaming (via Xbox
       | and an old laptop). So of course any dumb disaplay with an HDMI
       | connector will do the job. Sports events often also stream live,
       | or can be watched in the pub. So beyond that, does live TV offer
       | that much value that it merits a Smart TV?
       | 
       | 1 Of course most won't have such a library - but it offers
       | nothing more or less than streaming does.
        
         | damontal wrote:
         | Sports, if you care about sports.
        
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