[HN Gopher] Medical student surgically implants Bluetooth into o...
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       Medical student surgically implants Bluetooth into own ear to cheat
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       Author : softwarebeware
       Score  : 395 points
       Date   : 2022-03-14 17:57 UTC (5 hours ago)
        
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       | cushychicken wrote:
       | In a roundabout way: surgically implanting electronics arguably
       | qualifies the perpetrator.
       | 
       | Though, I suppose if this was a test of their skill in cosmetic
       | surgery, then detection certainly _would_ count as a failure.
        
         | boomboomsubban wrote:
         | First, there's no reason to think the student implanted it
         | themselves.
         | 
         | Second, I think most amateurs could probably cut someone open,
         | put something in and stitch it up. Not causing further
         | complications would be the hard part.
        
       | endisneigh wrote:
       | Should've just used Anki religiously for a year or so instead.
       | 
       | Speaking of cheating though, I heard they have directional
       | speakers that have a spread of only like a foot. With something
       | like that it seems like it'd be easy to cheat.
        
         | gowld wrote:
         | 11 years, per the article.
        
         | jerf wrote:
         | "Speaking of cheating though, I heard they have directional
         | speakers that have a spread of only like a foot. With something
         | like that it seems like it'd be easy to cheat."
         | 
         | Yeah, but they still spread enough to be audible, and the
         | reflections are audible as well. In a testing environment it
         | would be hard to completely hide.
         | 
         | I'm surprised so many people speak of these as something they
         | haven't experienced. I recall at least two grocery stores I've
         | been in using these to beam ads at people while they were in
         | line, and that was years ago, and I'm not in SV either, it's
         | not like people around here use cutting edge tech for the heck
         | of it very often. Mercifully, they didn't last long. While I
         | didn't enjoy the ads, I did enjoy the opportunity to hear
         | exactly how they work and get a sense of their strengths and
         | weaknesses.
         | 
         | (It is absolutely true that they are _garbage_ at bass
         | frequencies, and the lower midrange as well. The ads were all
         | voiced by women, because I 'm not sure men would even have been
         | comprehensible. I mean that literally. Their lowest frequency
         | response is that high. As clever as they are it's not a
         | surprise we don't hear them more often. They are super
         | specialist gear not suitable for most tasks.)
        
       | beebmam wrote:
       | Cheating in college should be punishable with prison and heavy
       | fines. It's essentially fraud. I certainly don't think doctors
       | who earn their credentials through cheating should be allowed to
       | practice in any sense
        
         | pjbeam wrote:
         | You want to take someone's freedom for cheating on an exam?
         | That doesn't sit well with me at all.
        
           | tylergetsay wrote:
           | Theres no freedom to be a doctor
        
           | beebmam wrote:
           | The same could be said for people who fudge numbers to lie
           | about income. Yes, honest society deserves to be protected
           | from these frauds.
        
         | oceanplexian wrote:
         | If cheating with some bluetooth headset actually worked,
         | something is deeply broken with your academic system. All that
         | it proves is that you give out participation awards to people
         | who can memorize facts over actual problem solving.
         | Memorization doesn't take a lot of intelligence.
        
           | ghaff wrote:
           | My understanding is that there is quite a bit of memorization
           | associated with certain things in medical school such as
           | anatomy.
        
           | digitallyfree wrote:
           | If the implant played back an audio recording of his notes or
           | something, then sure. But if it allowed the student to
           | communicate with a medical expert during the exam, then even
           | an open-book exam not requiring memorization could be
           | exploited that way.
        
         | tmp_anon_22 wrote:
         | Its an open secret that tutors do a significant portion of work
         | for star athletes, to say nothing about punishments being
         | different for international students caught cheating.
        
         | slothtrop wrote:
         | Cheats are usually foreigners who pay more tuition, so they
         | tolerate it. Pay-to-win.
        
           | cgrealy wrote:
           | There's a shocking amount of racism in this thread.
        
         | mbg721 wrote:
         | If I've learned anything from Columbo, it's that college
         | students who cheat on exams eventually bite off more than they
         | can chew by rigging their Jeep to shoot their criminology
         | professor, and get their comeuppance from a wily homicide
         | lieutenant who pretends to be their clueless buddy. So really
         | you just have to bide your time.
        
           | ugh123 wrote:
           | Great episode! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2maqg-LSE5s
        
         | pessimizer wrote:
         | I think that cheating also causes a lot of programs to _price
         | cheating in_ , i.e. make the course harder because the cheating
         | they don't detect gives them excessive expectations of
         | students.
         | 
         | I saw this in my CS program (and heard about it from other
         | programs.) None of the classes taught people to program, they
         | just expected people to know how already, and as a pretense
         | assigned everyone a programming instruction book (in the
         | program's official language) that was never covered through
         | lecture. The non-programmers would immediately start falling
         | behind and cheating together to tread water. I definitely saw
         | people graduate who had no ability to program; they were busy
         | enough figuring out how to cheat.
         | 
         | an aside: CS programs are spoiled by hobbyist programmers like
         | me who learned for fun when they were children, and they act as
         | if everyone was a hobbyist. Plenty of people entering CS were
         | just comfortable with math and liked playing video games. They
         | foolishly expected to learn how to program at programming
         | school.
        
       | pugworthy wrote:
       | I guess with my fully BTE integrated hearing aids I'd be
       | suspected of cheating. If they even knew I had them on.
       | 
       | If you're not familiar with modern behind the ear hearing aids,
       | Bluetooth is pretty common on better ones. It's like ear buds in
       | an extremely discrete for that also happen to help you hear
       | normally.
        
         | beeskneecaps wrote:
         | That's so interesting. I (and I imagine many other people)
         | wouldn't have the guts to confront you about removing your
         | hearing aid, even if I knew that they had bluetooth
         | capabilities.
        
       | thraway3837 wrote:
       | Must be from a wealthy family to afford medical school for 11
       | years. What kind of lie do you even tell the person who writes
       | the checks? And wouldn't be it awkward AF to be 11 years older
       | than everyone around you when students are 17-21? Even more
       | embarrassing to have every staff and professor know you for this.
       | 
       | The whole university and community knows, what are you really
       | benefiting by keeping their name private. Publicize their face
       | and name. Plaster it on every news site. Nobody wants a doctor
       | who cheated in medical school. Also surprising because
       | universities have dual tracks for graduating that most people
       | don't know about. If you are wealthy or well connected, you get
       | to graduate regardless of academic performance. Some professors
       | also get kickbacks, threats, stopped favors if students aren't
       | allowed to graduate. Perhaps the current administration of the
       | school is not politically or power aligned with this student's
       | connections?
        
       | raincom wrote:
       | Another story [1] from 2017, where some guy who already cheated
       | to become an IPS officer, tried to cheat again to become IAS. IPS
       | (Indian Police Service), IAS(Indian Administrative Service), etc
       | are legacy of the British Raj and their ICS (Indian civil
       | service). Once you get through these exams, you will end being
       | the top level bureaucrats in India. These officials collude with
       | ministers to become super rich.
       | 
       | https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/ips-officer-caught-che...
        
       | bitwize wrote:
       | If he did it himself I think he deserves extra credit, even if he
       | gets a zero on the exam.
        
       | MichaelRazum wrote:
       | Oh boy. There are obvious better ways...
        
       | chucknthem wrote:
       | YC interviewer: "Please tell us about the time you most
       | successfully hacked some (non-computer) system to your
       | advantage?"
       | 
       | Medical student: "one time I hacked my ear..."
        
       | newsclues wrote:
       | The failure of ethics is most troubling, because how can we solve
       | it?
        
       | textcortex wrote:
       | Just give the guy the Diploma, he deserved it :)
        
       | whateveracct wrote:
       | Not surprising. A lot of med students are status- and money-
       | seeking people first and foremost.
       | 
       | That's why you gotta shop around for doctors when you can and
       | evaluate them as people.
        
       | ramesh31 wrote:
       | At what point will we start to accept human cybernetic
       | enhancement as legitimate? We are literally one technological
       | step away from all humans being able to communicate
       | telepathically. Society is going to have to adapt to this
       | reality. If a test can be gamed this easily, then it is a very
       | poor test and I would not trust its' filtering ability at all
       | moving forward. Rote learning will be a thing of the past once we
       | are all augmented with the entirety of human knowledge accessible
       | by thought.
        
         | oblio wrote:
         | We are "one technological step" away from many things.
         | 
         | Fermat's last theorem was formulated in 1637 and proven in
         | 1995, 358 years later. In those 358 years we can assume that at
         | least 4 very long lived generations of people lived (more like
         | 6-10 based on average life expectancies at the time).
         | 
         | Being "close" to something doesn't mean anything. Doing it is
         | the real challenge. Everything before that is wishful thinking.
        
           | cgrealy wrote:
           | Even if we don't have direct computer to brain comms yet, the
           | fact remains that most people now have constant access to any
           | information accessible on the internet.
           | 
           | At some point, we are going to have to figure out how to test
           | understanding instead of knowledge.
           | 
           | I distinctly remember being asked "what is the win32 function
           | that does X" in an interview many years ago. My answer was
           | "no idea, that's what msdn is for".
        
       | CraneWorm wrote:
       | > Students getting caught in mass cheating or deploying sly means
       | to not get caught is not uncommon in India where competition is
       | fierce as aspirants outnumber the number of vacancies for a job
       | and seats in colleges for courses.
       | 
       | I'd like to read a long form piece on this subject. What's being
       | done about it? India is a huge country, they need specialists no
       | doubt!
        
         | genedan wrote:
         | Economically, this puzzles me. I'd think that if quantity
         | supplied were so high the equilibrium wage would drop to the
         | point where excess people would stop trying to become doctors,
         | or at least to the point where surgically implanting things
         | wouldn't be worth the hassle. Is there something in India
         | propping up wages for those professions?
        
           | SkittyDog wrote:
           | Because it's not a "free market". The supply of doctors is
           | legally limited... It's illegal to practice medicine without
           | being licensed. And the number of licenses granted is
           | limited.
           | 
           | The license limits could be direct, like taxi medallions in
           | New York City... Or the limits can be indirect, like how the
           | AMA defines the number of medical residencies in the United
           | States.
           | 
           | Even in supposedly "free market" countries like the United
           | States, we often have significant restrictions on all sorts
           | of markets. The reasons vary.
        
           | sdeframond wrote:
           | Maybe the number of licenses issued is limited by law? It is
           | the case in France for example.
        
           | thawaya3113 wrote:
           | What matters is not the number of doctors but the number of
           | doctors per capita.
           | 
           | India has both low number of doctors per capita, and low
           | supply for educating doctors.
        
           | SQueeeeeL wrote:
           | You'd also think the 40 hour work week would be a thing of
           | the past with automation. People are just very good at
           | building walked gardens and elite communities while forcing
           | others to be "lower class"
        
             | lotsofpulp wrote:
             | I would bet the demand for people highly educated and
             | trained in medicine far exceeds the number of people able
             | or willing to become highly educated and trained in
             | medicine.
        
               | engineeringwoke wrote:
               | What would make you think that? The supply of doctors is
               | artificially restricted in every country that I know of;
               | it's pretty much a universal mark of privilege. In the
               | United States, residency spots basically don't grow and
               | it's very good for over-allocating doctor's salaries.
               | Same in Germany, where they love their well-paid doctors
               | and big hospitals.
        
               | lotsofpulp wrote:
               | Based on how much discipline (or lack thereof) people
               | have to learn. Or maybe simply lack the innate ability.
               | Not even all the people motivated enough to pass all the
               | hurdles to get into medical school graduate from medical
               | school.
               | 
               | That is not the perfect proof, but I am also coloring it
               | with my anecdotal data about which percentage of kids
               | were enthusiastic to learn any advanced topics in school
               | such as math, physics, chemistry, much less memorize a
               | metric ton of advanced biology information.
               | 
               | It is true that supply is artificially restricted in the
               | US, of course. In many ways, not least which is an
               | unnecessarily expensive and lengthy certification
               | process. But I cannot imagine anyone with the average
               | discipline being able to come close to a full fledged MD.
        
               | SkittyDog wrote:
               | I can understand why you might think this, but you're
               | factually incorrect in this case.
               | 
               | In the United States, the supply of medical doctors is
               | artificially limited by state laws that prohibit the
               | practice of medicine without a license. Licensing
               | requires successful completion of an accredited medical
               | residency program, which on turn requires completing an
               | MD degree from an accredited medical school. The American
               | Medical Association and similar state-level groups
               | effectively control the number of residency and med
               | school slots by controlling the accreditation process.
               | 
               | Most of the rest of the world has similar systems in
               | place, including India.
               | 
               | On the one hand, the AMA system has been described as a
               | means of guaranteeing the quality of doctors, and
               | preventing unsuspecting patients from being hurt, killed,
               | or defrauded by poorly trained doctors.
               | 
               | On the other hand, it's also been described as cartel
               | designed to allow doctors to charge inflated prices for
               | medical care, by limiting the supply of doctors, and
               | extracting unreasonable rent from the public.
               | 
               | Most economists would agree that both descriptions are
               | basically correct.
        
               | trophycase wrote:
               | It's kind of a common thing these days to pretend like
               | anybody is smart enough to do anything.
        
               | daniel-cussen wrote:
               | In Chile it's not artificially restricted, or to anything
               | nearly the same level. Doctors can still make a lot of
               | money, they just have to be really good. Medicine then
               | becomes 10-100 times cheaper, in that range.
               | 
               | German doctors I believe make under 100 grand.
        
               | engineeringwoke wrote:
               | Before specialization, yes. And private practice is a lot
               | more, but getting the license is a pain. However, that is
               | still very well paid in a country where you have such
               | great benefits. The American sticker price salaries are
               | not honest when you have to pay for so many things out of
               | pocket (healthcare and education, just to start). I have
               | lived and worked in the US and EU.
        
           | pempem wrote:
           | The ability to immigrate elsewhere with incentives skills
           | from countries not incentivizing the growth of their own
           | medical field for a number of reasons.
        
           | [deleted]
        
         | gunfighthacksaw wrote:
         | It's unfortunate because the exam cheater is such a prevalent
         | stereotype, yet I have worked with many people from India who
         | were deep thinkers with a love of their subject.
         | 
         | I wonder how many potential visionaries get filtered by
         | association with these cheaters as well as more traditional
         | racism.
        
         | conradev wrote:
         | This is a problem in the US:
         | https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/4561/does-the-a...
        
           | colinmhayes wrote:
           | The doctor shortage in the US is because current law
           | effectively limits the number of residency slots to 100k,
           | pushing out foreign graduates who may have earned a spot and
           | causing medical schools to expand slower than they would like
           | due to fear of not matching graduates.
        
         | YossarianFrPrez wrote:
         | "The Mystery of India's Deadly Exam Scam" is an excellent piece
         | on the subject:
         | https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/17/the-mystery-of...
        
         | supercheetah wrote:
         | The hyper competitiveness seems to be a problem. I'm not sure
         | what the answer is, but students need a way to be able fail
         | honestly without shame so that when they do succeed, they do so
         | without needing to cheat.
        
           | kodah wrote:
           | He'd been taking the test for 11 years, that seems like
           | allowing them to fail honestly.
        
             | to1y wrote:
             | He started at the university 11 years ago.
        
           | firebird wrote:
           | It's a cultural thing. It's literally a do or die situation
           | for everyone to do well in school. Or you would have shamed
           | your family. But, things are getting better, as cultural
           | expectations are subsiding. I think in the next couple
           | decades, India will be on par with the West in terms of
           | social expectations as the average gross income and GDP of
           | the country continues to go up. I think China is starting to
           | see the same thing now.
        
       | sonicggg wrote:
       | This is probably way more pervasive than we imagine.
       | 
       | Several years ago they uncovered a large SAT cheating scheme, out
       | of Thailand. They even made a movie about it :
       | https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bad_genius
       | 
       | And that was using way more rudimentary technology. There are a
       | lot of rich kids willing to pay their way to a deegre.
        
       | eligro91 wrote:
       | I'm having cochlear implant and I'm able to hear sounds using a
       | neckloop same as displayed in this video
       | https://youtu.be/Gu2C6frbW18?t=130
       | 
       | So basically I'm able to control my processor and during boring
       | meetings or family events, I can switch to T mode and listen to
       | music / podcasts, without anyone noticing that. I can even having
       | it balanced.. 50%/50% , or 80% / 20% etc..
       | 
       | I'm sure that it would be so useful in cheating in exams.. hard
       | to identify.. you have aid hearing, they never expect you will
       | cheat with that.
       | 
       | I'm wondering what will happen if Deaf people will be caught
       | doing that? they won't be allowed to hear at all during exams?
        
         | matt_s wrote:
         | Can a deaf person be a surgeon if their mode of communicating
         | is with their hands?
         | 
         | That sounds cool to be able to tune out of boring meetings
         | easily. I imagine the number of podcasts you can listen to is
         | more than most people, any favorites related to software?
        
       | jupp0r wrote:
       | Time for exams that test your understanding of the field instead
       | of just test whether you have crammed a lot of unrelated facts
       | into your brain.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | twayt wrote:
       | A lot of people are missing the bigger point here.
       | 
       | This person was just one who got caught. The likelihood that
       | they're the first one to think or do this is very low.
       | 
       | There are probably more sophisticated ways of using tech to cheat
       | and I would be very surprised if they haven't been employed in
       | high stakes exams like this before.
        
         | eunos wrote:
         | In a few decades, critical exams might be held in rooms that
         | practically are Faraday cages.
        
           | praptak wrote:
           | Also a full body CT scan in case the device is self-
           | contained.
        
             | [deleted]
        
           | thrdbndndn wrote:
           | "High stake" exams in my country already have radio jamming
           | devices for years.
        
         | busyant wrote:
         | About 5 years ago, I had 3 students who worked as a team to
         | cheat.
         | 
         | * The ringleader placed his iPhone under his leg.
         | 
         | * He would lean back in his chair and hold the exam sheets up
         | in the air. It looked a little unusual, but it (initially)
         | seemed innocuous.
         | 
         | * What he was really doing was pointing the sheets _downward_
         | toward the camera peeking out from under his leg.
         | 
         | * He was broadcasting the exam to God-knows-where.
         | 
         | * He and the other two students then received answers via tiny
         | earpieces.
         | 
         | * In addition, the two other students would call me over to
         | "ask clarification questions." In reality, they were trying to
         | distract me while the ringleader broadcast the exam.
         | 
         | * I eventually realized they were cheating (after exam 1), but
         | I couldn't figure out how, until another student (exam 2)
         | approached me with a note that read, "The guy to my right has
         | his phone under his leg. Every time you circle the room, he
         | pushes it completely under his leg so you can't see it."
         | 
         | * At that point, however, each student was taking a slightly
         | different exam (unbeknownst to them).
         | 
         | The ringleader emailed me at the end of the semester and said
         | something to the effect of: "I know I don't deserve to pass,
         | but if you fail me, I will have to stay an extra semester."
         | 
         | I ended up failing all three.
        
           | pastaguy1 wrote:
           | I proctored an exam once in an auditorium. You could kind of
           | see over the person in front of you's shoulder even though
           | they sat every other seat or whatever. I'm pretty sure there
           | was a group of friends sitting in a six deep echelon
           | formation as some kind of cheating daisy chain but I could
           | never prove it.
        
           | mehphp wrote:
           | Failed? I'm surprised expulsion wasn't on the table.
        
             | jcranmer wrote:
             | A teacher failing their students involves _a lot_ less
             | paperwork and formal proceedings than going through the
             | expulsion process. Given how busy they tend to be, signing
             | up for all of that extra work isn 't an inviting
             | proposition.
        
               | yarky wrote:
               | Exactly, that's one of the main issues I encountered in
               | "academia" : you're expected to play along and ignore
               | cheating because the goal is to have more students for as
               | long as possible, not less.
        
             | busyant wrote:
             | > I'm surprised expulsion wasn't on the table.
             | 
             | Couple of points that I omitted.
             | 
             | First, I was teaching at a local community college. The
             | students were from a nearby university. They were trying to
             | avoid the equivalent classes at their own school and I
             | assume they felt that I might be an "easy mark." I'm not
             | sure what my options were with respect to reporting them to
             | their own university.
             | 
             | Second, I was an adjunct at the community college. I
             | informed the Dean of what was going on, but I got zero
             | support. I could tell that the Dean felt that all I was
             | doing was bringing him a problem that had the potential to
             | mushroom into a political nightmare (no upside, only
             | downside for him). The unspoken message that I got was,
             | "Just deal with this on your own and don't turn it into a
             | federal case." I don't know if the lack of support was due
             | to me being an adjunct or whether it was due to "We need to
             | keep our enrollment numbers up. Don't get a reputation for
             | being a ball-buster."
        
               | BeFlatXIII wrote:
               | Tuition-paying and academic integrity are inherently at
               | odds with one another. If every student has earned their
               | place via scholarship, you can kick them out freely to
               | reallocate the scholarship pool toward students who
               | haven't gotten caught cheating. For students paying their
               | own way, the thought they'd get expelled for cheating may
               | dis-incentivize them from applying even if they have no
               | concrete plans to cheat.
        
             | Trollmann wrote:
             | They weren't caught while cheating though. So maybe hard to
             | justify if they decided to go against expulsion with their
             | lawyers.
        
           | mordae wrote:
           | What fascinates me is that everyone always separate into just
           | two camps:
           | 
           | 1. Cool! Tell me more! I love these puzzle/strategy games.
           | Both how to cheat and not get caught and how to catch the
           | cheaters.
           | 
           | 2. Wow, these cheaters are such a bad people. Isn't it unfair
           | to those who don't cheat...?
           | 
           | For once, I would love for someone to step back and ask:
           | 
           | What the actual fuck is going on here?
           | 
           | Some people are apparently spending up to 11 years (on top of
           | high school) trying to get a certificate, that would help
           | them maintain certain socioeconomic status. Other people are
           | actively preventing them in getting the certificate in other
           | ways than the official ones.
           | 
           | This costs an incredible amount of money. The whole overhead
           | is insane. Whole lot of people routinely spend several YEARS
           | without actually receiving the certificate. College education
           | is crippled, because it needs to prevent fraud first, teach
           | people useful things second.
           | 
           | Can't we do the sensible thing and lift the minimum income
           | high enough so that only those who want to study will go to
           | college and do so without fear of missing out?
        
             | cryptonector wrote:
             | > What the actual fuck is going on here?
             | 
             | Medicine is a large topic. It requires many years of
             | memorization, experience, etc., and then it requires
             | continuing education and constant practice. This makes the
             | costs of medicine very high.
             | 
             | There is an opportunity for technology to help lower costs.
             | The opportunity was identified decades ago, when the first
             | work was done on expert systems for medicine.
             | 
             | The problem is that this means that if we succeed at
             | applying technology to lowering the cost of medicine, it
             | will look a lot like patients self-diagnosing. In rich
             | countries we really don't like that. In poor countries
             | self-diagnostics is common.
        
             | periheli0n wrote:
             | I think money on the scale of a lifted minimum income is
             | not the issue here.
             | 
             | These people want to achieve status. Minimum income
             | wouldn't help.
        
             | busyant wrote:
             | > Can't we do the sensible thing and lift the minimum
             | income high enough so that only those who want to study
             | will go to college and do so without fear of missing out?
             | 
             | In my particular case, this was not an issue.
             | 
             | I don't want to go into detail, but the students were from
             | a foreign country (this is part of why it was going to be a
             | political nightmare for the Dean).
             | 
             | Two of the three could barely speak English (excepting the
             | ringleader). I mention this ONLY because it was a big
             | tipoff when reading their first exams: they all used
             | idiomatic English phrases that were far beyond what they
             | were capable of in casual conversation. They also used
             | nearly identical phrasing when explaining their answers
             | (another big tipoff).
             | 
             | If anything, I blame their university for admitting
             | students who were incapable of succeeding _without_
             | cheating. The whole escapade left me feeling dirty. The
             | university admits foreign students (because enrollment
             | /$$$). And they _have_ to know many of the TOEFL scores are
             | either unreliable or fraudulent.
        
             | 3np wrote:
             | > Wow, these cheaters are such a bad people. Isn't it
             | unfair to those who don't cheat...?
             | 
             | This is not the sentiment I'm getting here. More like "wow,
             | I hope I don't get a cheater for a doctor, and if they go
             | into research they are likely to fake results in studies.
             | This is a unfair to society, their future employers and
             | subjects"
             | 
             | It's not about fairness in the socioeconomic ladder as much
             | as the damage and cost incurred by having an incompetent
             | fraud in a high-impact professional role.
             | 
             | While I agree with your sentiment, these people aren't
             | aiming for "livable wage" but for (from their perspective)
             | "the top".
        
             | GekkePrutser wrote:
             | This is what we did in the Netherlands. Anyone could afford
             | to study if they wanted to, and pay equalisation kept the
             | gaps low. Social housing provided good and cheap places to
             | live.
             | 
             | Until neoliberalism hit though. Then everything was about
             | the market and the ideals of low pay gaps were budget cut
             | into oblivion. Now there's huge inequality and students
             | have to take out huge loans like in the US :(
        
             | grecy wrote:
             | > _Can 't we do the sensible thing and lift the minimum
             | income high enough so that only those who want to study
             | will go to college and do so without fear of missing out? _
             | 
             | Australia has a kind of free university for all. Australian
             | citizens get an interest free loan of about $5k/year for
             | tuition. You just pay it back by paying a little more tax
             | on your income over $47k/year until it's gone. If you don't
             | earn over $47k/year, you never pay it back, which is fine
             | and expected. It's also easy to get welfare for housing and
             | food as a student, so university is mostly "free". (For
             | various values of free)
             | 
             | Even with all of that, plenty of people still cheat on
             | university exams. I was shocked to learn about it, but
             | there are always people who take that route.
        
         | rdtsc wrote:
         | Exactly. Then imagine the ones who didn't get caught enter the
         | workforce and are the ones performing surgery or other life
         | critical procedures.
        
           | fredoliveira wrote:
           | > and are the ones performing surgery
           | 
           | In fairness, this one person proved they can do implants :')
        
         | mmaunder wrote:
         | The community at DEF CON and other hacking cons have been
         | playing with bio implants for some time, including low power
         | RF. I came here to point out what you just said - that they got
         | caught, which signals incompetence.
         | 
         | I do think the bio-implanted device space is going to explode
         | at some point. Here's where I see us headed:
         | 
         | * VR next. If you don't have an Oculus Quest 2 or realize what
         | a game changer it is in terms of price, power and wireless
         | usability, you really need to get one, no matter what you think
         | of Zuck and FB. It's the next thing. And it'll look clunky as
         | hell 5 years from now. It's the suitcase-sized laptop of the
         | early 90s.
         | 
         | * Once very portable VR becomes a thing, augmented reality
         | wearable glasses. As in real-time, amazing visuals that are
         | seamlessly stitched into your reality, and so advantageous you
         | won't want to live without them.
         | 
         | * Then bio-implanted augmented reality with wireless charging
         | through the skin.
         | 
         | That's how I see the next 30 to 50 years unfolding in terms of
         | devices. The first step is VR as the next big platform play.
         | Incidentally I see three spaces there:
         | 
         | 1. VR synthetic reality. [Already here and super fun and
         | useful]
         | 
         | 2. 360 film [Already here but cameras getting WAY better very
         | fast]
         | 
         | 3. Immersive vision-based augmented reality - visuals overlaid
         | on regular vision. [Not quite here - but we do have PoC's and
         | will be in the next couple years]
        
           | _0ffh wrote:
           | I suspect that after augmented reality wearable glasses we'll
           | transition to AR contact lenses first, and maybe even stay
           | there, before we go to full-on implants.
        
             | mmaunder wrote:
             | You're probably right. At the very least the market will
             | always exist as some folks just refuse to get a bio
             | implant.
        
           | pas wrote:
           | for true AR did anyone finally solve the problem of how to
           | make black light or it's going to go through a camera +
           | processing + display?
        
             | mmaunder wrote:
             | Try passthrough on Oculus Quest 2 to get an idea of how
             | easy this is to solve. It just uses the motion sensor
             | cameras and it's pixelated and black and white, but you get
             | some overlays and you can get a very good idea of how
             | quickly this will be solved in full 8k hidef with overlays
             | that look like they belong.
        
             | withinboredom wrote:
             | I've always wondered this too. Once they figure how to make
             | me feel like I'm sunbathing late night on the beach instead
             | of by my pool, I'm sold.
        
             | skykooler wrote:
             | A simple solution would be to have liquid crystals on the
             | glasses, like electronic auto-darkening sunglasses or
             | welding helmets. Of course, this could only change the
             | light level of the entire field of view at once (since it's
             | way too close to your eye to focus), but that's still
             | useful for many things.
        
           | boredtofears wrote:
           | > VR synthetic reality. [Already here and super fun and
           | useful]
           | 
           | Is it though?
        
             | phkahler wrote:
             | >> VR synthetic reality. [Already here and super fun and
             | useful] >Is it though?
             | 
             | Yes. The Quest 2 is incredible. No PC required, just a
             | headset and 2 hand controllers. Games give you a completely
             | immersed experience in a synthetic world where you can look
             | around, explore, play, talk to other players in real time.
             | 
             | It is here and I would call it super fun, but not useful
             | (maybe that's what you were questioning). I think it may be
             | a fad like the Nintendo Wii, or it might hang around to
             | varying degrees. Maybe I lack imagination but I don't see
             | people wearing AR glasses in public or to work even if they
             | do become ultra-compact and awesome.
             | 
             | Some people let their excitement lead them to believe "cool
             | fun new thing" is somehow the magical future. I played
             | Dactyl Nightmare (VR) back in the 1990's and have been
             | waiting for awesome home-VR since then and quest is every
             | bit of what I had imagined maybe it could be. But at the
             | end of the day, rec-room paintball is just Dactly or Quake
             | Arena. A 25yr old guy at work had to show me Mario Tennis
             | on his Switch - it's just pong with special moves and fancy
             | graphics. What's new is old, and I don't see any revolution
             | with VR outside of niche applications like training and
             | some visualization. Now get off my lawn while I go play
             | some EchoVR.
        
               | kelnos wrote:
               | > _Games give you a completely immersed experience_
               | 
               | I haven't tried the Quest 2 yet, so I don't know how good
               | it is, but to me, it's not "completely immersed" until
               | you can interface directly with my brain to feed it false
               | visual, auditory, smell, touch, etc. signals, as well as
               | interpret signals I make to move around, which causes me
               | to interact with the virtual world instead of the real
               | world.
               | 
               | Anything else to me just feels kinda clunky. Certainly
               | the stuff available now is way better than stuff from 20,
               | 10, or even 5 years ago, but it's a far cry from complete
               | immersion.
        
               | GekkePrutser wrote:
               | It sure is clunky yes. It's certainly not totally
               | immersed.
               | 
               | But it's so much more immersive than what we had before
               | that it's still really amazing. If you had skipped
               | computers in the 80s and 90s because they were nowhere
               | like perfect yet, you still works have missed out on an
               | amazing time. The same is happening now.
        
               | GekkePrutser wrote:
               | Yeah I too played Dactyl arena for like 1 minute at a
               | fair. Then I waited what 30 years for it to come to my
               | home. At least it finally did happen!
        
             | prometheus76 wrote:
             | Standing in your home office, sweating, with foggy vr
             | glasses, trying not to fall down or run into walls while
             | looking at low-poly NPCs coming at you, trying to use
             | bizarre, disembodied "hands" to keep them away. What's not
             | to love?
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | sandworm101 wrote:
           | Futurama did it. Implanted vision devices have been a few
           | years away, for decades. The nerve-wire interface isn't a
           | simple problem.
           | 
           | https://youtu.be/uASUHbFEhWY
        
             | mmaunder wrote:
             | Gibson did it in Neuromancer in 1984 and others before
             | that. Even if the bio interface problem isn't solved,
             | lightweight wearables that encompass all your vision and
             | are super performant with a massive dev ecosystem and
             | incredibly useful will be a reality in a couple decades.
        
           | xorcist wrote:
           | Implants may be coming sooner or later but the rest of
           | society doesn't stand still, and as we extrapolate trends
           | into the future, one thing seems very clear:
           | 
           | You will _not_ own the implants in your body.
           | 
           | They will be owned by a separate third party. You may still
           | pay for them, and you may get some value out of the
           | proposition, but they will not be under your control.
           | 
           | That's perhaps the most important aspect of our future.
        
             | hokumguru wrote:
             | So long as we live in a free market economy I would hope
             | consumers wouldn't be as stupid as to go that route. Sure,
             | with music, movies, and even electronic peripherals many
             | people go the rent vs buy route. I imagine however that
             | many more would have issues with ownership and bodily
             | autonomy if the items were actual physical implants.
        
           | vosper wrote:
           | > VR next. If you don't have an Oculus Quest 2 or realize
           | what a game changer it is in terms of price, power and
           | wireless usability, you really need to get one, no matter
           | what you think of Zuck and FB. It's the next thing. And it'll
           | look clunky as hell 5 years from now. It's the suitcase-sized
           | laptop of the early 90s.
           | 
           | I just got a Quest 2, and totally agree. It's incredible for
           | what it can do for the price. And that it's untethered.
           | Anyone who's into tech or interested in the future of tech
           | should get themselves a Quest 2. The immersion level of games
           | like Superhot VR was totally mind-blowing to me.
           | 
           | I also think it's the future of home workouts. If Peloton's
           | not working on a VR system then they'll be done in five
           | years.
        
             | mmaunder wrote:
             | Yeah Thrill of the Fight is one HELL of a workout. I keep
             | saying this and only those who have actually tried it get
             | it.
             | 
             | And yeah totally agree - I think one of the biggest changes
             | here is the price. $300 is insane for what you're getting
             | out of the box.
        
             | bdamm wrote:
             | There's a line I can't cross; I _like_ being physical. The
             | Internet and its medusa of services already takes me away
             | from meaningful choices, why should I deepen that
             | connection that feels so overwhelmingly oppressive already?
        
               | ASalazarMX wrote:
               | Rest assured, nobody will force you.
               | 
               | FWIW, I'm also wary of embracing full-time VR. I'd
               | certainly like augmented reality, but immersive VR feels
               | like too much yet.
        
           | trulyme wrote:
           | Is there something like Oculus but... Well, in control of the
           | user? Or at least less FB-y?
        
             | GekkePrutser wrote:
             | It will come. FB is investing the big bucks but once they
             | start seeing real success (and they are) others will see
             | the value and start competing for real.
        
             | gjs278 wrote:
        
           | Zenbit_UX wrote:
           | I suspect VR porn will be a huge driver of this technology.
           | The porn industry both has the money and the desire to push
           | the envelope into new offerings.
           | 
           | I wouldn't be surprised if pornhub invests in VR in some way
           | in the next 5-10 years.
        
             | mmaunder wrote:
             | Yeah, while most people will avoid this conversation - they
             | were huge innovators in early eCommerce, and it's an
             | obvious use case.
             | 
             | But there are also other super exciting applications like
             | dating e.g. a dating app facilitates the first date in VR
             | and is able to provide safety controls making first-dates
             | far more approachable and happen earlier on leading to more
             | successful relationships.
        
             | oblio wrote:
             | Well, if you think about it, they were a huge driver for
             | the web, so that would be just continuing the trend :-)
        
             | GekkePrutser wrote:
             | There's already a "pornhub" for VR called sexlikereal. You
             | can watch videos and even connect toys that are
             | synchronised with the video. The platform seems to be
             | getting pretty big and even produces some of their own
             | videos.
             | 
             | PS explaining for a friend XD
        
           | reaperducer wrote:
           | There was a dystopian poem in the 1980's that ended with
           | someone unable to go to sleep at night because there was a
           | constant blinking red light when he closed his eyes from the
           | AT&T answering machine implant in his eye.
        
           | hammock wrote:
           | Earpieces were alleged during the last presidential
           | debates[1] (fact checkers said this was false), and other
           | places[2]. How would one detect an implant?
           | 
           | [1]https://www.naturalnews.com/2020-10-05-biden-wore-wire-
           | with-...
           | 
           | [2]https://twitter.com/3ree6ixty/status/1352444645125414913?r
           | ef...
        
             | Victerius wrote:
             | Put the presidential candidates in a debate room that's
             | actually inside a faraday cage. Use jammers to jam radio
             | signals.
        
               | LinuxBender wrote:
               | My personal preference would be to put each candidate on
               | multiple 3 to 4 hour long-form podcast interviews so we
               | can get some idea of what they are like.
        
               | bdamm wrote:
               | Would that actually mean anything in a contemporary
               | American election? Most of the electorate has an
               | attention span of about 30 seconds.
        
               | hammock wrote:
               | That being the case, one has to imagine that 30 seconds
               | taken from the final hour of a four-hour podcast (or,
               | potentially, anywhere in the middle) have the potential
               | to be quite different in insight than 30 seconds take
               | from the first hour.
               | 
               | The longest period we have seen a presidential candidate
               | speak extemporaneously for is ~90 minutes (Biden town
               | hall) which is an exceedingly rare occasion that came
               | with pre-arranged questions and was mostly prepared
               | talking points anyway.
               | 
               | One of the aims of a longform podcast would be to extend
               | the interviewee out beyond their prepared talking points
               | to see what happens.
        
               | Beltalowda wrote:
               | One of the big problems is that certain sections of the
               | press will just be hoping for you to fail, and will go
               | over every word with a fine comb to look for something to
               | moan and bitch about in the most bad-faith negative
               | interpretation possible. Furthermore you need to be a
               | renowned expert on any issue, cannot be seen to be
               | thinking about something for more than a nanosecond,
               | cannot hesitate in their answers, etc.
               | 
               | We are asking for too much of our politicians, so they
               | will find ways to cope out of necessity, by limiting the
               | exposure. We all like to think that we'd do better, but
               | after being shafted by twats who call themselves
               | journalists a few times we'd all be doing the same.
        
               | dmurray wrote:
               | Or, accept that listening to and trusting a capable team
               | of advisers is perhaps a better qualification for the
               | role than thinking on your feet, and definitely better
               | than being able to recall which of your rehearsed sound
               | bites to use in response to which prompts.
        
             | msla wrote:
             | Were they alleged by anyone with a shred of credibility?
             | Natural News is somewhere below the late, lamented Weekly
             | World News in terms of being a news source you should take
             | seriously.
        
               | Beltalowda wrote:
               | Natural News is an extremely accurate source. Just take
               | anything written on the website, take the exact opposite
               | position, and you will be correct more often than night.
        
             | HWR_14 wrote:
             | 1) No credible source alleged that.
             | 
             | 2) Those allegations have surfaced around every debate
             | since 2004 (or at least one debate every cycle)
             | 
             | 3) Who cares if they were fed lines? Speechwriting isn't
             | their job, nor is memorizing numbers.
        
             | jamespo wrote:
             | What a fantastic selection of sources
        
         | basisword wrote:
         | You really don't need high tech to cheat in exams. I was
         | studying a few years ago (I was a mature student) and there
         | were a few kids who took 3-4 toilet visits in a 2 hour exam to
         | review notes on their phones after seeing the questions. The
         | school can't search you before the exam (i.e they can't stop
         | you carrying a phone) and they can't watch you in a toilet
         | cubicle. All these kids did well in their degree despite being
         | idiots in classes and lectures.
        
           | Maursault wrote:
           | > You really don't need high tech to cheat in exams.
           | 
           | Although now ubiquitous, excluding two cups and a string,
           | phones have always been high tech, as opposed to low tech,
           | like feigning a need to use the restroom to develop their
           | cheating space, as obvious and overused as it is. I wonder
           | who first pioneered the fake bathroom visit for cheating, as
           | opposed to it being employed as an escape from the extreme
           | pressures of the classroom, i.e. smoking.
        
         | AlexCoventry wrote:
         | From the Fine Article:
         | 
         |  _Dr Anand Rai, the whistleblower in the Vyapam scam_ [of
         | 2008-2013], _said: "It is very easy to get Bluetooth fitted in
         | the ears. It is attached to the ear temporarily and can be
         | removed. Such a technique was used by a Vyapam scam accused too
         | to clear his medical exam eight years ago."_
        
         | greggman3 wrote:
         | Whether the story is true or not, I think there's an even
         | bigger point. I believe augmentation is coming. There will be a
         | time in the not too distant future when disabling communication
         | for almost anything else will be near unthinkable. I can
         | imagine kids growing up with instant access to info and
         | communication via neural link to feel
         | threatened/stressed/horrified to be disconnected, similar to
         | tearing a child away from its parent.
         | 
         | I'm not making a judgement whether that's good or bad. I'm sure
         | plenty will chime in with their opinion. I'm only bringing up
         | the world of always on computing is probably coming and schools
         | will need to find some other way to test students that don't
         | require handicapping them by removing what they perceive as
         | part of their brain.
        
           | throwawayboise wrote:
           | Sounds like the borg collective. No thanks.
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | Cpoll wrote:
           | If you get used to it at a young age, it probably won't be
           | the traumatic thing you describe. E.g. have Faraday cage test
           | booths in schools starting as early as Grade 1.
           | 
           | Won't help much with recordings, of course, but that's more
           | like a cheat sheet that's always on you; if you can succeed
           | with it in a well-designed test environment, you can probably
           | succeed with it in real life. At some point, if you're
           | augmented, then memory is memory and there's no point in
           | distinguishing between hardware and wetware.
        
         | datavirtue wrote:
         | I feel like I'm cheating when I just memorize shit. I blame the
         | system if this many people are cheating.
        
         | duxup wrote:
         | The article says stories of cheating are common.
         | 
         | I think the manner is what makes this story interesting.
        
           | ethanbond wrote:
           | Obviously cheating happens all the time. What GP is saying is
           | that this _manner_ might not even be that extraordinary.
        
         | kelnos wrote:
         | This was my first thought, but I'm skeptical this ends up being
         | as bad a problem as you imply. You don't just pass an exam and
         | then immediately get sent to an operating theater and given a
         | scalpel. You do a medical internship and residency, and are
         | supervised by experienced doctors. (Yes, I know, this is the US
         | system, but I'd hope the systems in other countries would be
         | similar, or at least provide similar protections.) I would
         | expect a cheater like this might not perform well enough to
         | ever make it into an operating room. And even if they did, it
         | would only be in an assistant role, where they would likely
         | show their incompetence pretty quickly.
         | 
         | Sure, the system overall isn't perfect, but detecting
         | incompetence on the job ( _before_ being allowed to do any
         | damage) is IMO the most likely scenario for cheating medical
         | students who don 't get caught at school.
         | 
         | Even if we consider other disciplines... say, civil
         | engineering. You don't get your degree and then immediately get
         | the job of Principal Engineer on a bridge-building project.
         | You're supervised by engineers with more experience, and your
         | work is checked and signed off on if it's correct. If your work
         | consistently fails those checks, you'll get fired.
        
           | moonchrome wrote:
           | >I would expect a cheater like this might not perform well
           | enough to ever make it into an operating room.
           | 
           | Implying that material they are testing is relevant in a
           | practical setting ? I actually wonder if they ever do
           | something like random tests for people that are 5+ years into
           | their career - just unannounced testing to check retention
           | and relevance.
           | 
           | If it's anything like CS I wouldn't be surprised if they
           | would fail >90% people. People here complain about having to
           | invert binary trees in an interview...
        
         | tomxor wrote:
         | An even bigger point is being missed... the underlying cause,
         | the societal pressure to get a degree in india is so great that
         | people will do almost anything.
        
       | FpUser wrote:
       | When I was in university we had that peculiar professor for
       | Quantum Mech. He would let you choose any question sheet and use
       | books to consult. And after you say you are ready he would
       | briefly look at your answers and will fry your brain with the
       | questions till you are dead. Usually all my university exams were
       | 4s and 5s out of 5. I got 3 on quantum mech and considered myself
       | extremely happy. Drank myself to death after that. Many of the
       | people would be just told go home, study and return some other
       | time. Phew.
       | 
       | No gadget will save you from examiner like that one.
        
       | changoplatanero wrote:
       | i can't read the article cause it's paywalled. I wonder if he did
       | the surgery himself or had an accomplice
        
         | gs17 wrote:
         | The article doesn't seem to say for sure, but it implies it was
         | done by someone else.
        
         | FatalLogic wrote:
         | If he implanted it himself, that would imply impressive
         | surgical skills
         | 
         | edit: paywall bypass https://archive.ph/CCXpf
        
           | jotm wrote:
           | Does it? Seems like being able to cut and stitch yourself is
           | the hardest part.
           | 
           | Funny story, I dealt with a pylonidal cyst on my tailbone by
           | myself. I did not expect that much blood tbh (along with very
           | stinky puss... sorry for the detail), but I managed to drain
           | and clean it.
           | 
           | Apparently you need surgery for those... it really wasn't
           | that hard, cutting in was the hardest part, but at that point
           | the pain from it was worse.
        
             | JasonFruit wrote:
             | It's pus, not puss. What you wrote could give a false
             | impression.
        
         | Goz3rr wrote:
         | There's an "I'll try later" button that removes the
         | register/login prompt.
        
         | steanne wrote:
         | > After questioning by the college officials, one official
         | reportedly said that he had a skin-coloured micro Bluetooth
         | device fixed in his ear by an ENT surgeon, reported Hindustan
         | Times.
         | 
         | just don't take their javascript
        
         | prasadjoglekar wrote:
         | "After questioning by the college officials, one official
         | reportedly said that he had a skin-coloured micro Bluetooth
         | device fixed in his ear by an ENT surgeon, reported Hindustan
         | Times."
         | 
         | This happened in India. The student was caught with a mobile
         | phone, which in turn led to further questioning.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | 14 wrote:
         | When you hit a paywall you can try 12ft.io website just past a
         | link in the box and it removes the paywall. It works for most
         | paywalls.
        
         | FastEatSlow wrote:
         | The surgery was done by an ENT (ear, nose, throat) surgeon. I'm
         | not sure if it was within the ear or not, as the device was
         | "skin coloured", though that may be because of how thin the
         | ear's skin is.
        
       | scyzoryk_xyz wrote:
       | My first thought wasn't how did he do it, but how did he got
       | caught.
       | 
       | Then it turned out that a squad came to interrogate and search
       | which sounds ridiculous. And then it turned out that he admitted
       | to it. And then _another_ student was caught with a non-implant
       | device.
       | 
       | Sounds ridiculous
        
       | bredren wrote:
       | Bringing this home--there is a Pycharm integration for Leetcode
       | right now.
       | 
       | But it is reasonable that any programmer familiar with the
       | assistance of an IDE would want the syntax highlighting,
       | formatting and more mapped into the browser during live coding
       | exercises.
        
       | toxik wrote:
       | Feel like it should've been a false tooth instead. Perhaps of
       | blue color.
        
         | chaostheory wrote:
         | They didn't find the headset initially. They found the phone in
         | an inner seam of his pants. I'm guessing that they used either
         | metal or other detectors
        
         | geoffeg wrote:
         | "Kent. Wake up Kent. I'm talking to you, Kent. This is Jesus,
         | Kent, and you've been a very naughty boy."
        
         | jotm wrote:
         | Why not just waterproof it and keep it in your mouth, maybe
         | temporarily affixed to a tooth...
        
         | recursiveturtle wrote:
         | There's a $1000 in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I
         | mean?
        
         | dade_ wrote:
         | Dead maybe: Harald Bluetooth
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harald_Bluetooth
        
         | warrenm wrote:
         | https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089886/
        
         | arcticbull wrote:
         | With bone conduction audio via adjacent teeth, that would be
         | achievable, less invasive and probably easier to avoid
         | detection of.
         | 
         | [edit] omg [1]
         | 
         | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SoundBite_Hearing_System
        
           | samstave wrote:
           | And a poison gas, when you bite down, blow it into the face
           | of the Baron, and he will feel the revenge for killing my
           | wife. A revenge so storng, even the Mind Conditioning for
           | Loyalty cannot even contain my hate and revenge.
        
           | bduerst wrote:
           | If you're going to go the bone conduction route, then why not
           | just bluetooth glasses?
           | 
           | https://www.amazon.com/bone-conduction-
           | glasses/s?k=bone+cond...
        
           | exikyut wrote:
           | From WP:
           | 
           | > _SoundBite was developed and marketed by Sonitus Medical,
           | Inc. The company filed for bankruptcy on Thursday, January
           | 15, 2015,[1] as a result of the US Centers for Medicare &
           | Medicaid Services' decision not to cover the device.[2]_
           | 
           | :(
        
           | starwind wrote:
           | Thought you were talking about this at first:
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ca4tfXefk
        
             | arcticbull wrote:
             | now i'm just picturing the student trying to cheat using
             | one of these lollipops, haha.
        
           | Zenbit_UX wrote:
           | Seems like the company went out of business because medicaid
           | didn't cover it. I would be curious if such a device exists
           | that could pair with a phone or laptop. A broken tooth could
           | be capped with one of these false tooth implants and so long
           | as there's a hygienic way to remove and clean + charge it I'd
           | be very curious to try one.
        
             | swores wrote:
             | They weren't exactly as small and subtle as a false tooth:
             | https://venturebeat.com/wp-
             | content/uploads/2012/05/sonitus.p... and
             | http://rolandocabral.com/wp-
             | content/uploads/2011/07/soundbit...
        
       | mc4ndr3 wrote:
       | If the student had performed the surgery, that would have at
       | least counted for something.
        
       | jcadam wrote:
       | One of the wackier pitches in an early season of Shark Tank was
       | similar:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDkDg33uGuc
       | 
       | My favorite part is when he describes the recharging procedure :D
        
       | snambi wrote:
       | It is published from UK. Probably a fake news story.
        
       | vjust wrote:
       | Maybe the dude needs to be working on a bio-tech / wearable-
       | computing startup... if he's willing to go this far. But I guess
       | its a moral stain. If its his 11th year, why not pass him for his
       | sheer persistence.
        
       | IncRnd wrote:
       | The medical student who found a surgeon to implant bluetooth in
       | his ear could have instead paid that surgeon for tutoring and
       | kept his ear canal open.
        
       | deutschew wrote:
       | this will become really popular in Korea
        
       | lmarcos wrote:
       | I still remember the exams I had to pass when I was studying
       | computer science. In some cases, professors let you take to the
       | exam any material, books or notes you wanted; the point was: You
       | are not going to pass the exam unless you understand the
       | concepts, so there is no room for cheating.
        
         | adhesive_wombat wrote:
         | Yep, an open book exam is basically the perfect weapon against
         | cheating. Plus for almost all subjects, including a lot of
         | medicine actually, memorising stuff is not helpful in the
         | field. If it's that important, you should double check anyway.
         | 
         | The downside to open book exams is they can take a lot more
         | effort to mark. And actually paying attention to filthy
         | undergraduates is a bit _infra dig_ , dontcha know?
        
           | ookdatnog wrote:
           | When you have a direct line of communication with an
           | outsider, open book or not doesn't matter, it's literally
           | someone else taking the test for you.
        
         | granshaw wrote:
         | I remember those and they were such a breath of fresh air. Just
         | like coding interviews where you're allowed to lookup docs,
         | which is the case on the job
        
         | cortesoft wrote:
         | Yeah, I don't understand these sorts of memorization exams any
         | more than I understand the "code this without using the
         | internet" challenges for interviewing candidates... why is this
         | an important skill to have?
        
       | artful-hacker wrote:
       | "The devices have been confiscated and their answer sheets were
       | seized. They were given new answer sheets," he said.
       | 
       | Unbelievable. They should have been banned forever.
        
         | gowld wrote:
         | It's pending investigation to document and confirm the facts.
         | 
         | > An internal investigation has begun in the matter by the
         | university examination committee and devices have been sent for
         | examination.
         | 
         | > After the conclusion of the investigation it would be
         | determined whether the case merits a police case for using
         | unfair means in an exam
        
         | inimino wrote:
         | They way they handled it was exactly the correct one. You allow
         | the test to continue with the minimum of disruptions for
         | everyone. The academic consequences come later, after a
         | university investigation, and they may face criminal charges as
         | well, but the people who didn't cheat deserve to have their
         | test proceed with the minimum possible disruption.
        
           | spywaregorilla wrote:
           | Minimum possible disruption is almost certainly taking him
           | out of the room?
        
             | ineedasername wrote:
             | Depends on how quietly he goes. Asking someone nicely who
             | went to such lengths to cheat might turn bad fast, and then
             | you're looking at the potential for physical altercations,
             | calling security, etc.
             | 
             | Or you just give them another sheet and worry about
             | punishments later.
        
             | kenniskrag wrote:
             | the person is usually accused and maybe not guilty. Normaly
             | you let them finish the exam and start the legal stuff
             | afterwards (proof, counter arguments etc.)
        
               | Zenbit_UX wrote:
               | Indeed.
               | 
               | It can also serve as additional proof if on the new
               | answer sheet given after confiscating the devices, the
               | exam taker performs significantly worse than on the
               | original answer sheet.
        
             | dharmab wrote:
             | Ever seen someone removed from a room who didn't want to
             | leave? It's not quiet.
        
             | thawaya3113 wrote:
             | I suspect the only people who can decide what would
             | minimize disruption are the people who were actually there.
        
             | inimino wrote:
             | The frisking could have been done one-by-one in an adjacent
             | room. But once you find the cheating, the best way is to
             | let the test continue as normally as possible. Otherwise it
             | creates a huge distraction for the other students as they
             | wonder why that student had to leave.
        
             | sodality2 wrote:
             | Actually doing nothing and stopping them on the way out
             | would be ideal, in my opinion. It gives them the chance to
             | get cocky ("woohoo haven't get caught yet let me ramp this
             | up a bit") and be more obvious about it, as well. (Unless
             | it's the kind of cheating that disrupts others, of course,
             | but hopefully it isn't?)
        
           | Frost1x wrote:
           | >they may face criminal charges as well
           | 
           | Criminal charges for cheating on an exam? Seems a bit absurd
           | to me. I'm all for preventing fraud (especially when were
           | talking about peoples lives), but I also like to think I'm a
           | reasonable human being and criminal action seems unfounded
           | here. It sounds to me like expectations and filters for exams
           | are too unrealistic now combined with lack of alternative
           | realizable opportunities, otherwise you wouldn't see this
           | level of cheating nonsense.
           | 
           | Every day I see more and more ridiculous levels of
           | competitive forces pushed on the bulk of society just to
           | survive and it makes me wonder where the tipping point for
           | social competitive forces for survival begin to exceed
           | natural forces for survival and faith in societies
           | destabilize to a point people just stop participating or at
           | the very least many just "give up." You already see this in
           | Japan, Korea, China (tang ping, "lying flat") and it seems to
           | be an increasing trend in the US. I'm not intimately familiar
           | with India but from what I have seen, it's not roses there
           | either.
           | 
           | We have some fundamentally skewed power and control mechansim
           | increasingly governing people in 'democratic societies' to
           | which citizens seem to have little real democratic say in
           | anymore.
        
             | pessimizer wrote:
             | > Criminal charges for cheating on an exam? Seems a bit
             | absurd to me.
             | 
             | Depends on how you think about it. They're defrauding the
             | institution out of a credential. It really depends on how
             | the relevant laws are worded.
             | 
             | Would you expect criminal charges if you got caught
             | counterfeiting a lottery ticket?
             | 
             | I find everything you said interesting, of course, but I
             | think the legal thing is slightly more complicated.
        
             | erosenbe0 wrote:
             | Cheating on licensure tests at publicly subsidized
             | institutions is hardcore fraud. Why should there be a carve
             | out for white-collar crime like that?
        
             | spoonjim wrote:
             | Cheating in a medical exam can get an unqualified person
             | licensed as a doctor. It can have serious consequences and
             | kill lots of people. In a regular college exam I think
             | criminal charges are a bit much but for a public safety
             | related exam like doctor, pilot, etc. I think it's
             | appropriate.
        
               | erosenbe0 wrote:
               | Adults are adults. 18 year-olds who defraud the military
               | face punishment (with due process). Nearly all
               | universities take public money and should stop treating
               | 18 year-olds like children who need to be coddled on
               | publicly subsidized dime.
               | 
               | That being said, most such punishment records should
               | generally be expunged once rehabilitation has been
               | completed. We're all human and make mistakes, and only a
               | pattern of misconduct should be permanently on record.
        
       | VectorLock wrote:
       | If you've ever posted any job listings in tech recently you might
       | have seen first hand how pervasive "fake it til you make it" is.
        
         | bencollier49 wrote:
         | It pays off for those people because eventually they'll run
         | into a non-technical hirer, who'll take 2 months to realise
         | that they've made a mistake. Rinse and repeat.
        
           | engineeringwoke wrote:
           | There are institutions that are absolutely filled with these
           | kinds of people. It's pretty much a feature, not a bug, at
           | those places. They perceive themselves as "hustlers" and that
           | everyone else is doing it more than them.
        
             | VectorLock wrote:
             | I really want to call some of these places referenced on
             | their resume and see if they're outright lying or these
             | places have just departments of people who don't do
             | anything and people filling them just to get referral
             | bonuses or kickbacks from the people they're placing there.
        
         | oblio wrote:
         | Amusingly, there is also a huge cognitive dissonance between
         | 
         | 1. people generally being against cheaters (and people also
         | generally acknowledge that there are statistically significant
         | amounts of cheaters)
         | 
         | 2. people also generally (and probably with a decent overlap
         | with the 1st group) being against hazing-style complex and
         | difficult interview processes
        
           | rhines wrote:
           | I'm not sure what the dissonance is? It's much easier to
           | cheat in that sort of interview process than it is to cheat
           | in a more free-form discussion interview. Of course you can
           | simply lie in the latter, but assuming the interviewer is
           | worth their salt they'll be able to ask questions that will
           | be hard to answer if you don't have the experience you say
           | you have. Whereas for algorithms and coding trivia questions
           | you can search for answers online, have someone watching your
           | screen and sending answers, do this bluetooth embedded
           | approach, etc.
        
             | oblio wrote:
             | > but assuming the interviewer is worth their salt they'll
             | be able to ask questions that will be hard to answer if you
             | don't have the experience you say you have
             | 
             | I'm not saying being a farmer and lying about being a
             | software developer.
             | 
             | But a mediocre software developer with good social skills
             | can definitely bullshit through a top level software
             | interview, barring the strictest of interviewers.
        
         | owlbynight wrote:
         | Or if you've ever worked in tech, or interacted with any sales
         | teams. My wife is looking to make a career change and I told
         | her work in low level tech because it literally doesn't matter
         | what you know. Nobody will know what you don't know.
        
           | abledon wrote:
           | 'low level' tech ? like writing drivers and stuff in C?
        
             | VectorLock wrote:
             | Presumably he means "junior."
        
       | ChuckMcM wrote:
       | This is so sad. 11 years? You have have read, and re-read, every
       | textbook for your classes like 4 times over in that period of
       | time. It always astonishes me to see someone invest so much time
       | in cheating, when it would take the same or less time to just do
       | the damn work. What is worse, what happens when they have a
       | patient and they don't know what to do because they cheated on
       | that part of the exam? Let them die or become disabled? So very
       | very sad.
        
       | savant_penguin wrote:
       | That was the professor intent all along to teach students how to
       | implant devices.
       | 
       | Just like when you are allowed a cheatsheet for the exam
        
       | awa wrote:
       | Non paywall story: https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/mp-
       | student-gets-bl...
        
       | donatj wrote:
       | > A university squad of the Devi Ahilya Bai University came for a
       | surprise check and they found one student with a mobile phone and
       | another with some Bluetooth device
       | 
       | It's been 15+ years since I've been in any sort of major exams.
       | Are surprise checks like this common these days?
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | bsenftner wrote:
       | I wager this guy is fielding calls from screenwriters about now.
       | This would be a good comedy.
        
       | PragmaticPulp wrote:
       | I'm extremely skeptical of this story, at least as written.
       | 
       | It makes great clickbait, but it doesn't really make sense.
       | _Where_ would someone implant a bluetooth earpiece into their
       | ear? There 's not really a lot of empty space in that area unless
       | someone is very overweight and the device is implanted in layers
       | of fat adjacent to the ear, which aren't great at conducting
       | sound. Did someone really wrap an earpiece in some bio-compatible
       | material, put it in someone right before the test (battery life
       | is limited), and that person was then in a low enough level of
       | pain and/or on enough painkillers that they could still complete
       | the test? I'm extremely doubtful.
       | 
       | But the bigger question is: What use is a 1-way communication
       | device? Did the student have a second cheating instrument to
       | photograph the test and send it to someone off-site? Or did they
       | have someone with the test answers reading them off in real-time
       | ("Question 34 - Answer is C")? It seems this would only be useful
       | in an extremely narrow set of circumstances, if it could be
       | pulled off at all.
       | 
       | Really though, why wouldn't someone just grow out their hair or
       | wear a wig and put an earpiece under their hair? The idea of
       | surgically implanting something that could be easily concealed
       | seems like a modern urban legend.
        
         | dheera wrote:
         | I guess my question is, if your body has built-in superpowers
         | like Bluetooth or infrared vision or auxilary information
         | storage, why would it be illegal to use them if it would make
         | you a better doctor?
         | 
         | Maybe the tests are not testing the right skills.
         | 
         | As a patient I want to see the best doctor possible, and if
         | they have retrofitted their bodies to be more competent at
         | treating conditions I would totally want that.
        
           | thih9 wrote:
           | A bluetooth implant alone doesn't help that much. To be
           | effective the scam requires more, e.g. continuous assistance
           | from a third party. Will that doctor employ a third party
           | afterwards, i.e. for all duration of their practice?
        
             | munk-a wrote:
             | For instance, as a counter example, if you wired your brain
             | up to a hard drive loaded with an immense amount of medical
             | data that you'd be able to access at will for the rest of
             | your life (instead of learning most of that rote knowledge
             | through traditional sources) I wouldn't consider that
             | cheating. Assuming you're still sufficiently good at
             | critical thinking and problem solving then I wouldn't
             | really have any objection to a doctor who keeps his
             | knowledge of the krebs cycle on an instantly accessible
             | external storage device.
        
           | DonHopkins wrote:
           | Who doesn't want their own Personal Doctor Feelgood, who
           | prescribes as much Adderall as you can Snort, lets you
           | Dictate Glowing Health Letters, refers you to a Bone Spur
           | Specialist who gets you out of Being Drafted, shoots you up
           | with Penicillin whenever it Hurts When You Pee, then awards
           | you a Purple Heart for getting wounded by Vagina Landmines in
           | your Own Personal Viet Nam?
           | 
           | https://edition.cnn.com/2018/05/01/politics/harold-
           | bornstein...
           | 
           | https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/26/us/politics/trump-
           | vietnam...
           | 
           | https://people.com/politics/trump-boasted-of-avoiding-
           | stds-w...
        
           | kemitche wrote:
           | Your assumption is that these cheating students will continue
           | to have an enabler with them through their entire career.
           | 
           | Furthermore, your assumption is that a cheater will be the
           | best doctor. It's not about the method - it's about the
           | integrity. My assumption is that any person taking shortcuts
           | like this to get their degree will also take shortcuts with
           | my personal health, which is not a comforting thought.
           | 
           | The scenario in the article is very different than a
           | potential doctor being upfront about having implants
           | installed to aid them in their duties.
        
             | throwaway0a5e wrote:
             | >it's about the integrity. My assumption is that any person
             | taking shortcuts like this to get their degree will also
             | take shortcuts with my personal health, which is not a
             | comforting thought.
             | 
             | You're making generalizations based on proxy information,
             | which is basically the same thing that a test does you're
             | just using a different set of information to key off of.
             | 
             | Not that there isn't some signal in the pile of noise that
             | you're picking through but a willingness to circumvent
             | academic requirements isn't exactly a strong indicator of
             | performance in the field. Competent professionals fudge
             | requirements they consider to be irrelevant all the time
             | (inb4 no true Scotsman).
        
               | blowski wrote:
               | If someone's caught cheating in an exam, I'd say the
               | burden of proof is on them not me. Especially if they're
               | intending to affect my health.
        
               | shukantpal wrote:
               | These are reasonable generalizations.
        
           | powersnail wrote:
           | Because Bluetooth is not superpower; the cheating part is the
           | other end of the communication feeding information to the
           | student. They won't be there when the doctor is treating you.
           | 
           | Real doctors can already use external information anyway.
           | They just use the computer, no need to Bluetooth themselves.
        
         | kevinstubbs wrote:
         | Well if you read the article...                 "It is very
         | easy to get Bluetooth fitted in the ears. It is attached to the
         | ear temporarily and can be removed. Such a technique was used
         | by a Vyapam scam accused too to clear his medical exam eight
         | years ago."
         | 
         | And the article also mentions that the Indian Supreme Court
         | themselves cancelled the licenses for 634 doctors licenses
         | issued between 2008 - 2013.. some of which used this same
         | technique.
         | 
         | How it works, where does it go; I have no idea. But clearly
         | it's not a one-off case.
         | 
         | P.S. I think that it's perhaps surgically clipped deep in the
         | inner ear somehow, and not inserted beneath the skin.
        
           | PragmaticPulp wrote:
           | > Well if you read the article...
           | 
           | I did, but how does this:
           | 
           | > "It is very easy to get Bluetooth fitted in the ears. It is
           | attached to the ear temporarily and can be removed.
           | 
           | ...answer the question at all? I'm asking about the "attached
           | to the ear" part and the surgical implant the article talks
           | about without a single detail.
           | 
           | Surely if it's both easy and common then someone should be
           | able to find a picture of the device or the process.
        
         | nathanyukai wrote:
         | 1-way communication device are used in cheating all the time,
         | it involves of someone that's really good at exams taking the
         | same test, sneak out to the toilet and tell them the answers.
        
           | GekkePrutser wrote:
           | Bluetooth range on headsets is pretty mediocre though.
           | Especially when blocked by body parts. I've never done an
           | exam where the toilets were within Bluetooth range.
        
             | pricci wrote:
             | Another student had a phone with him/her. It might be
             | tethered to the bluetooth device.
        
           | tempnow987 wrote:
           | My licensing exam was computer adaptive. We were wanded,
           | turned pockets inside out, videoed. You couldn't eat, take
           | jackets on our off or anything. Lots of rules around how you
           | sat at the table. These must be a fair bit lower tech for the
           | cheating to work. You could wear earplugs and earmuf style
           | sound suppression which I did. Wouldn't be super difficult to
           | have audio in -> but I don't think it would have done much
           | good.
        
           | cortesoft wrote:
           | But aren't these sorts of tests usually randomized so that
           | people next to each other aren't taking the same exact test?
        
             | GekkePrutser wrote:
             | I've never seen that. Randomised per sitting yes. Within
             | the same sitting no. Usually for important exams the desks
             | are far enough apart.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | Izkata wrote:
               | It was done regularly in my highschool in the 2000s,
               | there'd be two or three versions of the test and they'd
               | be distributed randomly. We'd know which one we got
               | because of a label in the corner, which was also how they
               | used the right key for grading.
               | 
               | It'd surprise me if such a simple mitigation wasn't done
               | for more important exams...
        
               | oaktrout wrote:
               | Medical licensing exams in the US are randomized within
               | the same sitting, even having two examiners in the same
               | room receiving entirely different questions (not just
               | random question ordering).
        
         | Scoundreller wrote:
         | > What use is a 1-way communication device?
         | 
         | Lots of dumb questions on exams that are predictable rote dumps
         | that take away from studying other material.
         | 
         | E.g. a blank page that asks "Draw and label the Kreb's cycle.
         | Do not use abbreviations"
        
           | Izkata wrote:
           | > Draw
           | 
           | Over audio, interesting challenge.
        
             | asdff wrote:
             | Easy for the krebs cycle. Playback the reactions in order
             | and just write them out in a circle then draw a big arrow
             | if you want
        
         | closetohome wrote:
         | Another article I found clarified that this was an induction
         | style micro earpiece (which google helpfully suggested
         | suffixing with "for cheating") that had apparently been
         | inserted by an ENT due to its size and depth in the ear canal.
         | No actual surgery involved.
         | 
         | Since this is an incredibly common and mundane method of
         | cheating I'd have to say you're right, the headline is entirely
         | clickbait.
        
         | pkrotich wrote:
         | I'm skeptical as well... someone saw SpongeBob driving test
         | cheating episode [0] and decided to write an article.
         | 
         | [0] - https://youtu.be/Zr7EodmMbmo
        
         | lhorie wrote:
         | "Surgical" doesn't necessarily mean invasive. It's most likely
         | a procedure similar to rhinestone implants[0].
         | 
         | As for why they use a 1-way device: this method of cheating has
         | been around for decades; you get someone to take the test, they
         | leave early and radio answers in. I don't know the specifics
         | for this particular exam, but India is certainly not the only
         | place in the world w/ extremely competitive admission exams.
         | Back in my days back home some twenty years ago, cram schools
         | would be on stand-by outside school doors, they'd smuggle
         | question sheet out somehow and flash-solve them / publish
         | answers on the spot for publicity. You could get a full answer
         | sheet online from a cram school website before the exam was
         | over (these exams are hours long) and test takers would
         | frequently do so after finishing their exams to see how they
         | did.
         | 
         | [0] https://www.bodycandy.com/blogs/news/microdermal-implants-
         | bo...
        
         | tomc1985 wrote:
         | Maybe the earpiece transmits sound conductively? When I go to
         | the ENT's office, the audiologist does some tests on me with
         | conductive headphones and usually the point of contact is my
         | skull an inch or two from my ear
        
         | lordnacho wrote:
         | It reads like a cultural tall tale to me.
         | 
         | First, the subject of Indians cheating on exams is something
         | that surfaces in Western news now and again. It's always said
         | that there's these crazy tough exams that determine your life
         | in India. For instance this guy apparently spent 11 years
         | trying to pass. Totally unlikely, who would do that? The point
         | seems to be to underline the importance of exams in India.
         | 
         | Second, the method of cheating is some badly explained but
         | intricate mechanism. Badly explained in that the story is not
         | complete, how exactly is the Bluetooth used? Intricate in that
         | it's some weirdly complicated thing like getting an operation
         | to have this implanted. It's always something that sounds way
         | too complex to be worthwhile.
         | 
         | Third, the authority in charge of catching the cheaters seems
         | oddly well appointed. Would you really send a special squad to
         | check these kinds of things? Sure, check for hidden notes and
         | phones. You really gonna check for Bluetooth? I mean maybe but
         | I doubt it. How could the guy have a crazy special plan for
         | implanting the thing in his ear but not have anything other
         | than an ordinary plan for smuggling in the phone?
         | 
         | To me it reads like that story of a religious couple that don't
         | know how babies are made. Comes about now and again, makes us
         | chuckle, says something recognisable about society, but
         | ultimately sounds not quite true.
        
           | quenix wrote:
           | > To me it reads like that story of a religious couple that
           | don't know how babies are made.
           | 
           | Which story are you referring to?
        
             | tialaramex wrote:
             | It's a recurring urban legend. Here's an example:
             | https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/inconceivable-story/
        
             | Johnny555 wrote:
             | Here's one of them:
             | https://boards.straightdope.com/t/religious-couple-doesnt-
             | kn...
        
         | brailsafe wrote:
         | I'd have to agree. I know enough people with super gauged ears,
         | that the most efficient way to accomplish this would be in
         | plain sight
        
       | 0des wrote:
       | If they did it themself just get them the green scrubs and the
       | rest will fall into place.
       | 
       | Stackoverflow is about to get much more interesting.
        
       | codezero wrote:
       | You can bite on a bone conducting Bluetooth headphone and hear
       | reliably. This was just a dumb move.
        
       | skye-adaire wrote:
       | https://youtu.be/ntMYssVeyl0
        
       | nonrandomstring wrote:
       | We are in an arms race now. Turnitin. Proctoring. Next? Airport
       | style security scanners at the exam hall. I wrote about this arms
       | race recently [1] and where it will lead.
       | 
       | The problem is really that, under conditions of self-
       | commodification (reification), intrinsic motivation to learn and
       | be a better person is replaced by extrinsic motivation to appear
       | to be a better person. The experience (simulation) means more
       | than the reality - which is a general trend in Western society
       | now proved by the very existence of the company Meta.
       | 
       | https://www.timeshighereducation.com/features/we-cant-teach-...
        
         | robocat wrote:
         | I can understand one motivation to cheat: exam grading is very
         | unfair at the individual level because your performance has a
         | high variation depending on factors outside of your control.
         | Those factors are random from the perspective of a test taker:
         | the exact questions, whether you had a flu, family
         | circumstances, and hundreds of other factors that are
         | independent of your ability. Apart from the fact that exams
         | strongly measure the skill of passing exams, yet often poorly
         | measure actual ability for the subject.
         | 
         | The unfairness depends on how steep the cutoff is: does 89.9%
         | mean you miss out on an important life goal, whereas 90.1%
         | means you win?
         | 
         | I did a quick google to find facts on expected individual exam
         | mark volatility, but couldn't find anything - what keywords do
         | I need?
         | 
         | One pattern to the results I did read is that individual
         | volatility is not even acknowledged - the unwritten assumption
         | is that exams are completely fair and volatility has other
         | dominant causes.
         | 
         | Edit: I am an engineer type with some spectrum attributes and I
         | loath cheats, but over time I have seen how important some
         | "dark" skills are such as: deception, judging when to ignore
         | rules, and meta-games. In some roles or countries, perhaps
         | cheating is a good quality? There is a reason the best card
         | games are about deception. Cheaters are also risk takers, and
         | taking appropriate risks is associated with entrepreneurship.
         | Risks with extreme downsides are interesting.
        
           | CrazyStat wrote:
           | Based on my experience teaching I don't think individual
           | variability is that large. In a semester-long course with 3
           | or 4 exams the top students and bottom students are mostly
           | consistent from exam to exam.
           | 
           | That said, of course individual variability does exist. In
           | one graduate-level math class I misremembered one theorem
           | which caused me to immediately lose 40/100 points--there were
           | only 5 questions on the exam, and that theorem was central to
           | two of them. Had those two questions been different I
           | probably would have scored much better. I consider that a
           | poorly-written exam, though, since so much of the score was
           | dependent on recalling one theorem correctly. I somehow still
           | ended up with an A in that course, I can only assume through
           | either creative accounting or a generous grading curve.
           | 
           | In any case, I don't know any other method of evaluation
           | which is _more_ fair than exams. Every method of evaluation
           | is subject to similar sources of individual variability and
           | some have other issues in addition.  "Fair" in such cases is
           | a mirage. It's not like there's some other objective
           | evaluation that we can use instead of exams, just ones with
           | different biases.
        
         | jimbob45 wrote:
         | It seems to me that TurnItIn and proctoring take care of 99% of
         | problems in exams _if_ the exams are well-constructed such that
         | consulting hidden notes wouldn 't help much.
         | 
         | The 1% of exams that remain problematic are the memorization-
         | style exams that maybe shouldn't still exist in the modern age.
        
           | imoverclocked wrote:
           | Sometimes memorization itself is important to a role. How
           | would you test for that, if not an exam that tests memorized
           | facts?
           | 
           | From recent personal experience: pilots need to _know_
           | certain information so that it can be employed on a whim to
           | help solve time-critical problems. The written exam (which
           | precedes a practical exam) definitely requires memorization.
        
           | jvanderbot wrote:
           | Right. there are plenty of exams _in tech_ that require plain
           | old practice and on-the-spot ingenuity. However, for
           | _medical_ and other fields, memorization and recall is key,
           | so it 's rife for this kind of cheating.
           | 
           | But honestly, if someone were to tattoo the same information
           | onto their arm, there's an argument to be made it was
           | permanently accessible just as much as memory.
        
             | asdff wrote:
             | I mean it is kind of stupid even for medical. You are never
             | in the middle of the desert having the memorize the
             | mechanical properties of the inner ear. Every doctor there
             | is has reference books in reality. Why not let people just
             | bring those books to their exams if that's how the job
             | actually works in reality? Learning how to consult a
             | reference for information is just another mental offshoring
             | tool like a calculator, so its a little silly when exams
             | force you to work without it.
        
           | BitwiseFool wrote:
           | To an extent, yes. As a programmer who can't remember the
           | syntax for declaring a two dimensional array and populating
           | it with hard-coded strings, I feel somewhat hypocritical when
           | I say that Medicine seems to be valid domain for rote
           | memorization.
        
             | nkrisc wrote:
             | When was the last time someone's life depended on you
             | recalling the syntax for a two dimensional array within the
             | next few seconds?
             | 
             | I think it's OK to hold medical professionals to a higher
             | standard.
        
               | asdff wrote:
               | How often do doctors even need to do this? Everything
               | they do probably has a standard operating procedure
               | printed out in a binder that can be dictated by a nurse.
               | The training should be in learning how to take those
               | instructions and turn it into action, not that as well as
               | having to memorize all the instructions that are going to
               | be referenceable anyhow.
               | 
               | Maybe if the training were more like the former than the
               | latter, fewer med students and residents would be pulling
               | all nighters on some amphetamine. Personally, going into
               | an ER I'd rather be met with well slept, focused hands
               | that consult the relevant information, rather than a
               | sleep deprived zombie barking out protocol they
               | hypnotized themselves into remembering.
        
         | Fogest wrote:
         | Some courses seem to put far too much emphasis on the
         | memorization aspect of the courses, which has always seemed
         | silly to me. For so many jobs you are not required to memorize
         | a ton of information and instead can refer to manuals,
         | textbooks, the internet, etc... for those kinds of things.
         | These are also typically the things people forget shortly after
         | the exam, which begs the question of how useful it even is in
         | the first place. For example, I tried out an "Intro to
         | sociology" class. It was a horrible class, and over half the
         | exams questions were things like "Which person came up with xyz
         | theory". Or "What year was xyz theory proposed". So many
         | questions were purely memorization and did little to actually
         | test your understanding of those theories.
         | 
         | What I remember out of most courses is not the things I had to
         | memorize, but instead it is the practical components. Those
         | should be the takeaways and things that get tested. Many people
         | also just sucked at memorizing things like that, and I can
         | totally see why cheating is such a problem on these kinds of
         | tests.
         | 
         | Some of the bests tests I've taken where I've remembered the
         | most material have been open book tests that allowed me to use
         | all my textbooks and notes that I had taken. They were hard
         | tests which really tested the understanding of the course
         | material.
        
           | eitally wrote:
           | I think there needs to be acknowledgement that there are two
           | different learning tracks in higher education - one that is
           | facts & figures, and one that is experiential. For better or
           | worse, most institutions treat success in facts & figures as
           | a high quality proxy indicating future success in the
           | experiential areas, which includes everything from how an
           | individual knows how to learn & how to teach themselves, to
           | how they effectively build relationships and collaborate with
           | others. Speaking as someone both liberal arts & technical
           | degrees, and technical & business leadership experience over
           | 20 years in manufacturing & big tech, my assessment is that
           | this is ridiculous. Of course there will always be a need for
           | "human computers" -- people who specialize in functions
           | requiring programmatic, fact-based work -- but _most_ jobs
           | are not like this, and most individuals who prefer this type
           | of work would generally benefit from expanding their comfort
           | and capacity in human-centric skills.
           | 
           | To this end, I agree vigorously that the current state of
           | higher education is both unsustainable and insane, but I
           | think the end game will be more private enterprise & public
           | sector employers deciding to expand intern & apprenticeship
           | programs as an alternative to being constrained in hiring to
           | the pipeline of candidates emerging from top universities.
           | We'll see.
        
           | zozbot234 wrote:
           | Memorization of "raw" facts has become quite easy with
           | spaced-repetition tools like Anki. The best performance on
           | the job always comes from putting together raw memory and
           | deep conceptual understanding. Neither of these is useful
           | without the other.
        
           | andrewzah wrote:
           | Intro classes (i.e. 101 or just 100-level classes) are
           | designed to weed out people or fill cross-class requirements
           | for majors. My degree required some "aesthetic" classes so I
           | took Dance 101; the class was comprised of a diversity of
           | majors + athletes looking for an easy course. It's also a
           | -lot- of work to grade 150-200 students' tests, and they
           | might change their major anyways.
           | 
           | Nearly every course I took at a 300/400+ level was about
           | demonstrating a fundamental understanding instead of strict
           | memorization. Open-book tests were more common. And it went
           | down from 150+ students to 20 or 4. Considering my degree is
           | a b.a. in media arts, some senior courses had minimal or no
           | testing at all and instead had large projects.
           | 
           | That said, perhaps one of the hardest classes I took was a
           | 300 or 400 level one on Tarantino films, probably to weed out
           | people who were just looking for an easy class. On top of
           | demonstrating understanding through analysis via
           | storyboarding or papers, the quizzes/tests had multiple
           | choice of 5 answers, which always included "all of the above"
           | or "none of the above", and short/long answers/prompts. You
           | really had to have studied each lecture and actually have
           | watched the relevant films. You wouldn't believe how many
           | people didn't watch the films... in a film analysis class.
           | But all of that aside, it was thoroughly interesting and
           | memorable.
        
           | simion314 wrote:
           | Students cheated with phones and hidden small speakers at
           | exams that are not about reproducing stuff from memory, the
           | student would tell the friend on the other side the question
           | and somehow the friend would find or know the correct answer.
        
         | criddell wrote:
         | It's also worth thinking about why we use tests and what they
         | actually measure.
         | 
         | Malcolm Gladwell (yes, I know) did a podcast[1] on the LSAT
         | that's pretty good. In that podcast, he makes a pretty
         | compelling argument that what the test measures isn't very
         | useful.
         | 
         | [1]: https://www.pushkin.fm/episode/the-tortoise-and-the-hare/
        
           | jcranberry wrote:
           | The LSAT is probably one of the few tests where what it
           | measures is directly useful to a prospective lawyer. I find
           | it hard to believe that he can show that reading
           | comprehension, logical ability and analytical ability aren't
           | useful to law school admissions.
        
       | firebird wrote:
       | How did I know this man was Indian or was in India? Lol.
        
         | firebird wrote:
         | fyi I am too.
        
         | geodel wrote:
         | It's simple. Medical students from India like bluetooth
         | implants.
        
       | srvmshr wrote:
       | In my undergrad days, my sibling's medical college (KMC
       | Mangalore) had an interesting case where the student had hired
       | the service of a rice-engraving artist to etch complete medical
       | manuals onto the sides of metallic ballpoint pens. He was wearing
       | a high powered lens as bifocals.
       | 
       | He was caught because he was noticed shuffling a wad of pens too
       | often & then the bifocal glasses were peculiar, prompting some
       | investigation.
       | 
       | He had paid the grain-engraving artist to the tune of
       | $30,000-35,000 for the whole set (2006). It is a lot of money!
        
         | lnxg33k1 wrote:
         | Wow, when I was young my father sold bijoux and he also used to
         | create necklaces and bracelet on the fly with names of people
         | written on grain of rice, he used to sell those for like 5.000
         | liras (in Italy, in the 90s, before euros, it would be 2.50
         | euros right now), if I knew I would have told him to start
         | offering his services to cheating students, instead of tourists
         | in Positano :D
        
           | InCityDreams wrote:
           | You missed the bit where L5.000 became EUR5.
        
             | lnxg33k1 wrote:
             | Oh yeah I didn't miss it, but I guess "technically" it is
             | 2.50 euros, but yeah practically I would even argue it's
             | 10euros :D
             | 
             | edit: but still far from 35000 dollars :D
        
         | exikyut wrote:
         | The massive irony is that the rice-engraving artist may well
         | have then stood the chance to get a decent head start in
         | medicine. I've long theorized that copying/transcribing
         | information can be a great way to meditate in a way conducive
         | to retaining and learning new data.
         | 
         | Depends on their skill level, and how much focus there was on
         | the process of engraving vs temporarily memorizing the next
         | block of info to transcribe.
        
           | agumonkey wrote:
           | I never went to med school, but in HS I had my beloved modded
           | HP48 that could store loads of text. I didn't manage to wire
           | it to my computer so I resorted to type everything manually.
           | 
           | After a whole day of char-by-char input.. I knew everything
           | by heart and didn't need to look it up in the calculator.
        
             | GekkePrutser wrote:
             | It also had infrared so you could even use chat apps. It
             | was attenuated for short range precisely for this reason
             | but obviously that protection was useless in the hands of
             | electronics students.
             | 
             | I still have my 48GX. Though I never used it at an exam. As
             | computer science student I simply never had any exams that
             | required a calculator. I just had it for personal
             | interests.
        
               | Joeri wrote:
               | I only ever used that infrared to control the classroom
               | vcr, to the absolute befuddlement of the teacher. Only
               | time I've seen someone tap the side of a vcr to fix
               | whatever is broken with it.
               | 
               | I used the serial cable to hook it up to my computer and
               | loaded it with minigames, to play during class.
               | 
               | You can tell I was not the best of students.
        
             | no1lives4ever wrote:
             | Reminds me of my attempts to make cheat sheets that I would
             | use during exams. I would write out a small cheat sheet the
             | night before I never needed to use those cheat sheets as I
             | would always remember whatever I had written on them. After
             | a few cases when I remembered the whole contents of those
             | sheets, I would just use them as last minute revision aid
             | and discard them before getting into the examination hall.
        
               | agumonkey wrote:
               | Good old the last minute L1 cache warm up.
        
               | yonaguska wrote:
               | I had some professors in high school that would encourage
               | us to write a cheat sheet, with the caveat that you had
               | to fit everything into a standard note card.
               | 
               | Unfortunately, there was a foreign student that was so
               | ahead of everyone, that he simply increased the
               | difficulty of the tests and would curve them, excluding
               | that one student from the curve. It was normal for most
               | of the class to get 60s-70s, while this student would get
               | 90s on his exams. I say unfortunately, but only jokingly.
        
               | munk-a wrote:
               | One of my high school teachers used an accumulating curve
               | just for this reason - a number of pre-written tests were
               | rotated out pretty randomly and your grade was scaled in
               | relation to everyone who had ever taken the test. It did
               | fail to account for anomalies like the teacher discussing
               | a subject particularly poorly one year but it was pretty
               | fair feeling.
        
           | chx wrote:
           | At university one of the exams allowed a single sheet of
           | handwritten paper to be brought in. People got real damn
           | creative in squeezing as much information they could on it,
           | completely oblivious to the fact they actually learned the
           | subject matter while preparing their "cheat sheet".
        
             | CodesInChaos wrote:
             | That does not match my experience. The primary benefit of
             | these papers is that you can look up the difficult to
             | remember stuff during the exam (mostly formulas and precise
             | definitions in my case).
        
           | glfharris wrote:
           | How is that any different from the rote memorisation that's
           | been the mainstay of most education systems up to the 21st
           | century?
           | 
           | It doesn't really aid understanding, doesn't incorporate
           | active recall, and tends to become inefficient for a large
           | corpus of knowledge.
        
             | ASalazarMX wrote:
             | "Doc, I have this small lump in my back that doesn't hurt,
             | but hurts if I poke it."
             | 
             | "Oh, I remember I saw something like that in school, let me
             | Google it!"
             | 
             | Medicine, like law, involves a lot of memorization.
        
               | GekkePrutser wrote:
               | Bad example though. I'm sure MDs actually look a lot of
               | stuff up because they can't remember every fringe thing
               | during their entire career :)
               | 
               | Also it's an ever changing field of course.
        
             | jamesakirk wrote:
             | Counterexample: It is impossible to understand a new
             | language without memorization. Memorization is critical,
             | but it is not sufficient.
        
             | mlyle wrote:
             | Rote isn't a huge part in the school I'm a part of.
             | 
             | We deliberately have some, though. There's some stuff
             | that's just helpful to memorize to be able to do more
             | active work and understanding with (multiplication tables,
             | basic chemical formulas, sets of trig identities). There's
             | also some stuff inserted (poem memorization, latin & greek
             | roots for one grade, all 50 states for another, etc) just
             | to strengthen the skill of learning by rote for when it's
             | useful later.
        
           | datavirtue wrote:
           | I have to learn maths by engraving the algorithms in source
           | code.
        
         | cortesoft wrote:
         | The bigger question is why are we testing for things that can
         | be looked up that quickly on a tiny grain of rice that probably
         | doesn't have a good indexing system?
         | 
         | Like, if there was a question that was easy to answer if you
         | could look at a reference sheet, then why is it important to
         | memorize it? If the test take could understand the question
         | enough to know where to look it up, isn't that good enough?
        
           | hokumguru wrote:
           | Because in the medical field peoples' lives are literally at
           | stake. Doctors absolutely do research for their patients in
           | the real world but a base level of knowledge is still
           | absolutely required. If someone is not able to answer the
           | "easy" questions then how do we know that they won't falter
           | when faced with an actual challenging one.
           | 
           | Would you hire an engineer who couldn't write a FizzBuzz
           | without looking it up?
        
           | Rygian wrote:
           | How comfortable would you be if your ER doctor went to look
           | something up while you were in need of urgent care?
        
             | throwaway48375 wrote:
             | They look stuff up all the time. There are dedicated apps
             | for it e.g. epocraties.
        
         | adhesive_wombat wrote:
         | Brb learning rice engraving. Or maybe I'll just buy a laser
         | engraver.
        
       | caycep wrote:
       | I think he may be a lousy doctor, but perhaps IT/engineering is
       | his true calling....
        
       | karaterobot wrote:
       | The article did not explain how the device was used for cheating.
       | I'm ready to assume that was his intent, but in what matter would
       | it have been employed? Was he receiving answers from a third
       | party? That seems easy to spot: just look for the guy who is
       | reading the questions out loud.
       | 
       | Probably they should just have people go through a metal detector
       | before the test, to identify all these hidden devices.
        
         | boomboomsubban wrote:
         | >Probably they should just have people go through a metal
         | detector before the test, to identify all these hidden devices.
         | 
         | How would a metal detector stop it? If you say the metal
         | detector is picking up a piece of shrapnel from an accident
         | while young, how can they really disprove that?
        
           | hutzlibu wrote:
           | "If you say the metal detector is picking up a piece of
           | shrapnel from an accident while young, how can they really
           | disprove that?"
           | 
           | X-Rays? MRI? Or requesting medical documents about it? (can
           | all be done afterwards)
        
             | boomboomsubban wrote:
             | Sure it's possible, but that's asking a lot just to take a
             | test.
        
           | karaterobot wrote:
           | The same way metal detectors work in other places, like
           | airports: if you set off the detector for a valid medical
           | reason, you should be prepared to show the card your doctor
           | gave you attesting to this fact.
        
             | krisoft wrote:
             | Because people who get a doctor to implant something in
             | their ear will have so much trouble getting such a card?
        
               | karaterobot wrote:
               | Implanted bluetooth devices is an edge case; so much so
               | that it made the news. The normal case is people hiding
               | devices in their clothes.
               | 
               | Anyway, I'm not sure whether it's considered unethical to
               | help a patient electively implant a bluetooth receiver in
               | their bodies, but falsely signing a medical release card
               | probably is.
        
       | nnm wrote:
       | A way to avoid this is to make it possible to fail. I mean, when
       | one fails medical exam, not too much pressure / shame on the
       | student -- they can simply do other type of work.
        
         | Firmwarrior wrote:
         | Man, that's an interesting point
         | 
         | If you fail the Google entrance exam, you can retake it and/or
         | work at any of a dozen of other great careers
        
       | Slow_Hand wrote:
       | If we are to assume that bluetooth implants and other embedded
       | tech that can prompt a user near-instantly with information are
       | an eventuality, I think there is an interesting question to
       | consider:
       | 
       | If everyday people have near-instant access to information, how
       | will we continue to assess expertise moving forward? Surely it's
       | not enough to just have access to rote information, like in the
       | case of the cheating test-taker. We will also expect our experts
       | to have the deep understanding that comes from experience in a
       | domain.
       | 
       | Will we need different language to describe flavors of knowledge
       | and expertise? If so, will the nature of test-taking and
       | assessment need to evolve to identify people who actually have an
       | understanding of the thing being tested, instead of testing for
       | rote answers?
        
         | rocqua wrote:
         | Rote regurgitation is only useful for teaching the basics, not
         | advanced stuff. I propose testing this, asking students not to
         | cheat, and catching cheaters later, in case they screwed
         | themselves by skipping the basics.
         | 
         | Why do math students need to know the sine doubling rule? Not
         | so they can calculate with it (they could look that up) but so
         | they can reduce certain expressions to sin(2x). That's why
         | calculus teaches this stuff.
        
         | softwarebeware wrote:
         | In my experience you can easily tell the difference between
         | someone who knows what they're talking about and someone who
         | just googles what they're talking about. I have a feeling that
         | won't change even when people have implants.
        
         | throwaway0a5e wrote:
         | >If everyday people have near-instant access to information,
         | how will we continue to assess expertise moving forward? Surely
         | it's not enough to just have access to rote information, like
         | in the case of the cheating test-taker. We will also expect our
         | experts to have the deep understanding that comes from
         | experience in a domain.
         | 
         | We've always expected professionals to have an understanding.
         | We've just been using memorization as a proxy for this.
         | 
         | Any 14yo with a cell phone can go on Reddit give you caned
         | advise about investments or why your car is making a funny
         | noise. But we don't trust teenagers googling stuff with those
         | sorts of things in the real world because there's a huge
         | difference between being able to pattern match information and
         | actually understanding what's going on hence why we don't get
         | advice we care about from anonymous people with backgrounds
         | that can't be vetted
         | 
         | Professional education has a filter in front of it so it's
         | going to be behind the curve when it comes to reckoning with
         | the realities of information access in the modern age but it'll
         | have to figure something better than tests out eventually.
        
         | wiz21c wrote:
         | Access to knowledge is one thing, having understanding is
         | another. I guess we'll just move to problem solving exams
         | rather than knowledge exams...
        
         | WhyNotHugo wrote:
         | The way exams work is already terribly outdated for many areas
         | of expertise. Which is why companies no longer take a single
         | written exam when interviewing professionals, but face-to-face
         | interviews discussing topics. Academia has yet to catch up in
         | many domains.
        
         | closetohome wrote:
         | Every college class I had that taught something worth knowing
         | ended with a test that allowed access to any notes you wanted,
         | as the point was to demonstrate that you had internalized
         | concepts, not just memorized facts.
        
         | joshmarlow wrote:
         | > how will we continue to assess expertise moving forward?
         | 
         | This reminds me of something that I read once - allegedly
         | Aristotle was actually against books; he believed that having
         | ready access to books made it easy to 'fake' the type of
         | education that requires mentorship.
         | 
         | I think Aristotle's perspective doesn't really make sense today
         | because (for better or worse) we emphasize the economic utility
         | of education - is the person actually able to do the job that
         | they claim to be able to? We don't consider the internal
         | changes to the person caused by their education (alas...).
         | 
         | > We will also expect our experts to have the deep
         | understanding that comes from experience in a domain.
         | 
         | I think Chalmer's concept of the extended mind is an
         | interesting framing here - basically it's the notion that your
         | mind doesn't end right at your skull. For the sake of argument,
         | let's assume in the future that we'll have BCI that's good
         | enough to let you text with you mind (something like what
         | Neuralink is going for). If you've got an expert system in your
         | head/pocket that's really good at dealing with some domain and
         | you're really good at _phrasing problems in terms that the
         | expert system can understand_ then you + expert system might
         | have a super-human ability to solve problems in that domain.
         | 
         | If I was hiring for that domain, I wouldn't particularly mind
         | how much of your expertise is in biological tissue.
        
           | jcranmer wrote:
           | > This reminds me of something that I read once - allegedly
           | Aristotle was actually against books; he believed that having
           | ready access to books made it easy to 'fake' the type of
           | education that requires mentorship.
           | 
           | I think that was Socrates, not Aristotle. Socrates was very
           | firmly against the concept of writing, and we know all about
           | this only because his student was writing down what the
           | teacher was telling him.
        
         | whoomp12342 wrote:
         | Keep making people memorize things!
        
         | ricardobeat wrote:
         | Isn't this already the case? At least in my experience
         | interviewing for software development, all the questions are
         | meant to test understanding and the ability to explore and
         | solve problems, never static knowledge.
        
         | moosey wrote:
         | We already have the language to describe someone who claims an
         | expertise in a knowledge area without the study necessary to be
         | an actual expert: dilettante.
         | 
         | And that's all that we'll actually be without memorization.
         | There is a huge gap between someone with knowledge and
         | expertise ingrained in their head, with a solid knowledge of
         | the gaps in their knowledge, or understanding the layout of a
         | knowledge realm that can only come from dedicated study of a
         | subject, vs a dabbler or whatever level of expertise another
         | individual might have with less stringent studies.
         | 
         | This same problem exists in our education system and cramming.
         | You can cram subjects and pass tests, but research had shown
         | that the knowledge gain from this process to be extremely
         | limited.
         | 
         | Without a well ingrained knowledge of a subject, it is
         | difficult to use that knowledge in creative thought, connecting
         | with other realms of knowledge.
         | 
         | If all of these human mental processes are replaced with
         | computation, and people no longer put in the effort to learn
         | challenging things, then I predict large amounts of mental
         | decline. We may already be seeing this process. Perhaps I
         | should say... "As we offload more mental processing to
         | computers...", Because it's definitely a process that many
         | people are going through.
         | 
         | That isn't too say that computerized information is all bad. My
         | wife would probably leave me if I didn't have a calendar app.
        
       | balls187 wrote:
       | Reminds me of programming in physics formulas in a Ti-83.
       | 
       | Turns out, the act of programming the formula made it easy for me
       | to recall it without cheating.
        
       | doctor_eval wrote:
       | I'm always amazed at the amount of trouble people will go to in
       | order to build their lives on a foundation of lies. I know there
       | are many reasons and pressures, but what a way to start your
       | career. If you're successful, you're almost guaranteeing a life
       | of stress - and that's assuming you don't kill anyone.
        
       | mmmmkay wrote:
       | at that point, just give them the A ;)
        
       | megous wrote:
       | I don't care about the ear guy, but how are people scaling the
       | building not being noticed? Wtf? :D So bizarre.
        
       | JoeAltmaier wrote:
       | When does it become 'biological enhancement'? Maybe all doctors
       | should have a bluetooth implanted, to connect them to an AI or
       | online consultants at all times?
        
         | airstrike wrote:
         | *STARGATE SG-1 SPOILERS*
         | 
         | The first episode of Stargate I ever watched sorta touched on
         | this... It's the season 7, episode 5 called "Revisions" with
         | Christopher Heyerdahl. Definitely recommend. It got me hooked
         | on the franchise forever
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revisions_(Stargate_SG-1)
        
           | snek_case wrote:
           | Looked this episode up on YouTube. Some quality TV right
           | here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_0O8zB5M_I&t=70s
        
             | zionic wrote:
             | The whole series is amazing. I strongly recommend watching
             | SG1 S1-S7, then stargate atlantis S1 in parallel with SG1
             | S8. Some of the best television ever made.
             | 
             | https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/sci-fi/how-to-watch-
             | stargate-i...
        
         | adfgadfgaery wrote:
         | An ordinary earpiece is better for all legitimate purposes.
        
           | snek_case wrote:
           | I'm curious what this "micro bluetooth" device looks like.
        
         | abeppu wrote:
         | It's bad enough when hospitals get hacked. I can't imagine the
         | problems that happen when the medical staff's 'biological
         | enhancements' are hacked.
         | 
         | In this community we sometimes talk about how some technical
         | interviews are deeply unrealistic because they remove the
         | candidate from, e.g. their IDE with tab autocompletion, or
         | googling, which you might normally depend on. Your skills are
         | best measured when you have access to the tools and environment
         | which you'd actually use while working. And yet ... sometimes
         | you can pair program with someone and it's clear that they
         | don't really understand what they're accepting from the
         | autocomplete, and this is legitimate cause for concern.
         | 
         | I think I want doctors to definitely know a bunch of stuff
         | unaided, even if they would normally always have access to
         | supplementary references. If nothing else, they should have the
         | habits of mind to be able to critically evaluate their
         | references, and notice when they're wrong or suspect.
        
         | samstave wrote:
         | Exactly ;
         | 
         | A favorite joke:
         | 
         |  _" One shouldn't do [that medical procedure], as GOD made you
         | perfect and you shouldn't mess with God's! plan!!!"_
         | 
         | > Thats an interesting comment, may I ask - was God's plan to
         | manufacture those glasses such that you can see clearly and
         | read such from that book, made by man?
        
           | jotm wrote:
           | I used that argument for Jehova's witnesses and religious
           | whatchacallthem on the streets... it's pointless
        
             | mattigames wrote:
             | You tried to explain a logical fallacy to someone who
             | believes in invisible beings and it didn't work? Shocking
             | /s
        
               | yakubin wrote:
               | Nit: practically everyone believes in invisible things,
               | e.g. electrons, or black holes. :)
        
           | colinmhayes wrote:
           | In a similar vein...
           | 
           | A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying
           | to God for help.
           | 
           | Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the
           | man on the roof, "Jump in, I can save you."
           | 
           | The stranded fellow shouted back, "No, it's OK, I'm praying
           | to God and he is going to save me."
           | 
           | So the rowboat went on.
           | 
           | Then a motorboat came by. "The fellow in the motorboat
           | shouted, "Jump in, I can save you."
           | 
           | To this the stranded man said, "No thanks, I'm praying to God
           | and he is going to save me. I have faith."
           | 
           | So the motorboat went on.
           | 
           | Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, "Grab
           | this rope and I will lift you to safety."
           | 
           | To this the stranded man again replied, "No thanks, I'm
           | praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
           | 
           | So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.
           | 
           | Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He
           | went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this
           | whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, "I had
           | faith in you but you didn't save me, you let me drown. I
           | don't understand why!"
           | 
           | To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat
           | and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"
           | 
           | I know a few doctors who have told me they've used this one
           | on people who refuse care for religious reasons.
           | Unfortunately they said it rarely works.
        
         | avgDev wrote:
         | I would give so much to see doctors who simply "google" things.
         | 
         | As someone who works as dev improving data and efficiency in a
         | business.....i hate people who don't just google things. I
         | implemented something a year ago, maybe its time to refresh my
         | knowledge and see if anything has changed? Some doctors are
         | infuriating, using knowledge they gained 10 years ago. Medicine
         | also changes fairly quickly and quick search could really be a
         | great tool.
         | 
         | Imagine this, I have seen many physicians (40+) at top
         | hospitals about "mysterious" symptoms due to a reaction to a
         | medication. 3 agreed its possible. The symptoms are listed on
         | the medication label, plus I have been tested for everything
         | else under the sun. I have sent research to my primary
         | physician who has said, I am the first patient to change his
         | mind about a drug. A quick search just listing my vague
         | symptoms would bring up a possible reaction, or just looking at
         | the damn label.
        
           | jnovek wrote:
           | I can't agree with this enough.
           | 
           | I deal with daily chronic pain which has rendered me
           | essentially unable to work. My full-time job has been
           | "patient" for almost three years.
           | 
           | What I've learned is that you have to do their work for them
           | if you want to make progress.
           | 
           | Sometimes that means showing up with highlighted printouts of
           | studies that they would never get around to reading if you
           | didn't deliver them -- and follow up on them -- personally.
           | 
           | Other times that means that means playing dumb and
           | "presenting" (not faking, just highlighting) the right
           | preliminary symptoms to get a key test ordered.
           | 
           | I'm lucky in that I have education. I can read a study. I
           | understand probability and statistics. I can learn
           | terminology and use it (somewhat) correctly in a sentence. I
           | often wonder how people without a STEM background get any
           | care at all. Perhaps they don't?
           | 
           | It's a horrible, broken system that amounts to little more
           | than insurance-mandated gatekeeping.
        
             | eitally wrote:
             | My wife is a nurse who pivoted into pharma, and when our
             | daughter was diagnosed with a heart tumor, the only thing
             | that ultimately resulted in us finding the right case was
             | my wife's experience and ability to 1) ask the right
             | questions, and 2) conduct her own scientific literature
             | search & meta analyses. I kept thinking throughout that, if
             | we weren't able to do this, our daughter would probably die
             | ... and how many millions of patients receive subpar care
             | because they don't have the skills or knowledge to keep
             | care providers (and insurers) honest.
        
           | WalterBright wrote:
           | There's a lot of medical misinformation online, too.
        
             | avgDev wrote:
             | Someone with an extensive education should be able to
             | decide which information can be considered good. If not,
             | then maybe we should stop testing memorization and focus on
             | ability to solve problems using ALL tools available.
        
             | TheCraiggers wrote:
             | Presumably, doctors would have access to better information
             | than the layperson, and know how to sift through it. I know
             | the person you replied to said "Google", but that's been a
             | fairly overloaded term for decades now.
             | 
             | Personally, I would like to see a doctor searching a site
             | made for doctors. Seeing one just do an actual generic
             | online search would not give me much confidence.
        
               | eitally wrote:
               | One eye opening fact I learned when my family was dealing
               | with a complex medical diagnosis was how specialists have
               | seemingly the entire population of peers on speed dial.
               | If you can help them connect dots to other specialists,
               | they likely have the ability to get in touch with them in
               | near real time. I mean, it may not be 100% reliable, but
               | my new MO is to assume all physicians have a batphone,
               | and to ask them to use it if they need additional
               | opinions & insights.
        
             | cruano wrote:
             | I mean, it's not like they are going to ask wikihow.
             | 
             | Updated versions of their books and medical journals, or
             | even a stackoverflow-like platform where they could discuss
             | and read answers would be magnitudes better.
             | 
             | Maybe humans memorizing tons of information was the best
             | approach for medicine a century ago, but it's not the case
             | anymore
        
             | Nextgrid wrote:
             | Which is why having an expert sift through it is helpful -
             | he can immediately rule out garbage from stuff that at
             | least looks sane and might warrant further consideration.
             | 
             | As engineers we do it all the time (sometimes
             | subconsciously) when searching for technical documentation.
             | Having that skill in other fields would be a godsend, but
             | the next best thing would be to have someone else do it on
             | our behalf.
        
             | gbear605 wrote:
             | There are medical databases specifically for things like
             | this (not available to the general public), but doctors
             | often don't reference them because of false confidence or
             | time pressure.
        
           | Zenbit_UX wrote:
           | If been in a clinic where after describing my symptoms the
           | doctor opened the computer and typed them into a search
           | engine. I asked her if she was googling it and she said "sort
           | of". She started telling me about a search tool doctor's use
           | which is much more professionally focused than Google (who
           | diagnoses everyone with cancer) and I was very impressed both
           | with her honesty and that this existed.
           | 
           | It's been a few years since so I don't remember if it was a
           | windows app or a website but it did have a very 90s looking
           | interface.
        
             | Karunamon wrote:
             | My primary did this. There's a site called UpToDate which
             | Epic apparently has a one click integration with.
             | 
             | It's basically medical Google.
        
             | psyc wrote:
             | I had exactly this happen once in a regular MD's office,
             | but he was reading to me from literally the Wikipedia
             | article on carpal tunnel, on a Chromebook. Actually
             | Wikipedia.
        
               | yupper32 wrote:
               | I've had similar experiences like that; the doctor
               | pulling up articles from common websites. But it wasn't
               | the doctor pulling up the article because they didn't
               | know what was in the article, it was them showing me so I
               | can look it up later and read more if I wanted.
               | 
               | Wikipedia seems like a poor choice, though. Maybe carpel
               | tunnel is basic enough for Wikipedia to be fine. I've
               | been shown stuff like Mayo Clinic articles.
        
           | otikik wrote:
           | I caught a gastrointestinal parasite in one journey to Brazil
           | (I should have avoided the street food!) and I am 90% sure
           | that my Spanish doctor just googled what the hell I had when
           | she got the results of the analysis, right there in front of
           | me. I am not 100% sure because I could not see her screen,
           | but the (in)frequency of mouse clicks was consistent with
           | someone going over google and reading a bunch of pages. And
           | then suddenly she started typing a lot and didn't use the
           | mouse at all - switched to her daily medical app, I presumed.
           | 
           | The antibiotics she gave me did the trick. She was young,
           | though.
        
         | oceanplexian wrote:
         | I used to work in this industry. Medicine is the most broken,
         | indoctrinated, risk-averse, technology-averse industry of them
         | all. These are people who still use fax machines. Ask your
         | doctor for some basic imaging or so much as a print out of your
         | chart and they'll deny your problem, then give you confused
         | dirty looks and talk down to you.
         | 
         | Compare that with Dentistry. I had a problem and walked in with
         | an hour's notice, had a x-ray from a handheld scanner emailed
         | to me with the problem highlighted within 5 minutes like
         | something out of Star Trek.
        
           | owenversteeg wrote:
           | I agree, for some reason dentistry and orthodontics seem far
           | more technologically advanced than the rest of medicine. In
           | addition to handheld x-rays like you mentioned, I've seen
           | dentists/orthodontists use 3D printers, 3D scanners (e.x.
           | iTero Element) and modern composites. Small sample size, but
           | all the orthodontists and dentists' offices I've been in are
           | clearly embracing new technology as much as they can, while
           | every doctor's office I've been in has seemed like it could
           | be a hundred years old. I wonder why that is.
        
             | elliekelly wrote:
             | The cynic in me suspects it's because insurance companies
             | and employer-provided insurance hasn't completely mucked up
             | the market the way it has with healthcare. Sometimes I
             | wonder if America's "best" (least resistant) path to
             | single-payer healthcare is to start smaller scale with
             | universal coverage for vision & dentistry and then slowly
             | expand coverage from there.
        
           | withinboredom wrote:
           | That's not exactly the industries fault though. For example,
           | in the US, you have to get a mammogram BY LAW. It doesn't
           | even matter that there are better and more reliable methods
           | to detect breast cancer, the law said it MUST be a mammogram.
           | https://www.factcheck.org/2013/10/aca-doesnt-restrict-
           | mammog....
           | 
           | Anyway, then you have companies like Theranos who come along
           | and prove why it's a good idea to be risk adverse. Snake oil
           | has been sold for a long time, and it really isn't until
           | "recently" that it has been illegal to sell it (since a bit
           | after 1906, in the US).
        
           | 2muchcoffeeman wrote:
           | Is this an American thing?
           | 
           | In Australia all imaging is stored on the cloud somewhere.
           | For a reason unknown to me, you still get the huge envelope.
           | But inside is just a piece of paper with some public id and a
           | QRcode. You don't really need these. The doctor who ordered
           | the imaging will automatically get forwarded the results. If
           | you are refereed to a specialist, they will get it to.
        
       | verisimi wrote:
       | Bring on the neural lace!
        
       | whoomp12342 wrote:
       | yeah let me just lance myself right before a test and no one is
       | going to notice my giant fucking stitch
        
       | humansuit wrote:
       | Assuming the student implanted the device in their own ear, they
       | did learn enough to be dangerous. They'll show up as a
       | transhumanist influencer at best and a back alley surgeon at
       | worst.
        
       | after_care wrote:
       | Is there any literature about implanting such a device?
        
         | zeepzeep wrote:
         | Similar, this is about magnets in ears.
         | https://forum.dangerousthings.com/t/tragus-implants-and-you-...
         | https://forum.biohack.me/index.php?p=/discussion/2642/tragus...
         | Both forums are the right place to find that info, though
         | biohack.me is kinda dead.
        
         | oblio wrote:
         | Asking for a friend?
        
           | after_care wrote:
           | I'm curious because the last time I surveyed the literature
           | of diy implantable devices there didn't seem to be anything
           | on a power source strong enough for a bluetooth device to
           | operate for hours at a time.
        
             | zeepzeep wrote:
             | There are, lithium batteries. The problem is, they outgas
             | and explode. People do not want to implant these batteries,
             | even with a low failrate and detectors.
             | 
             | There were things, e.g. the NorthStar implant, which became
             | EmbediVet. But for aforementioned safety issues, it wasn't
             | even used for cows.
             | 
             | Passive tech is the only thing right now (RFID, NFC)
        
       | wildmanx wrote:
       | Just for completeness since I didn't find a comment yet
       | mentioning it: Time to turn exam halls into Faraday cages.
        
       | aaaaaaaaaaab wrote:
       | Hmm... about 10 years ago I helped a friend pass an oral exam by
       | talking to him over the phone. He had this "headset" that came in
       | two parts: a tiny magnet that you insert into your ear canal, and
       | a necklace that your put under your shirt, which was basically a
       | large coil that vibrated the magnet in your ear.
        
         | samstave wrote:
         | My apologies for said joke:
         | 
         | > _I need you to help me pass an oral exam_
         | 
         | >> _Whats the subject?_
         | 
         | >>> _Biology_
         | 
         | >>>> _uh... whats your gag relfex like?*_
        
           | 0des wrote:
           | > 2009
           | 
           | What's up with all the legacy accounts acting up lately?
        
             | samstave wrote:
             | More experiential than you may have had?
        
         | 4a3f35b5a wrote:
         | Would love to know more details about this!
         | 
         | - How did the "necklace" connect to a phone? (Since you were
         | talking over the phone)
         | 
         | - Was it bidirectional communication? How did friend
         | communicate with you?
        
           | tylergetsay wrote:
           | These are pretty easy to find online:
           | https://www.ebay.com/itm/254882338954
           | 
           | Id rather fail an exam than put a tiny magnet into my ear in
           | the hopes to get it back out...
        
         | MengerSponge wrote:
         | Sounds like a re-tasked hearing aid
        
       | eunos wrote:
       | This remind me of how strict Chinese national exams are (Gaokao).
       | They even have signal jammers to prevent external communication.
        
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