[HN Gopher] Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of y...
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       Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years
        
       Author : wjSgoWPm5bWAhXB
       Score  : 59 points
       Date   : 2022-03-27 09:31 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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 (TXT) w3m dump (www.bbc.com)
        
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       | traceddd wrote:
       | Why even bother describing the joke if the punchline is too crass
       | for publication? Pick another joke.
        
       | elliotshep wrote:
       | They didn't include the punchline to first joke, who does that?
       | Someone asked the author of the paper though
       | https://twitter.com/Tenthcentury/status/1507168622208188449
       | Two men were walking along a road talking of this and that. "What
       | do you think," says one. "Which is more fun, defecating or having
       | sex?"            The guy says, "Let's ask that prostitute, she's
       | done one as often as the other."
        
         | kadoban wrote:
         | Is it me or is that punchline not even crass? The wording the
         | article uses to allude to it is equally crass, as far as I'm
         | concerned (so what was the point of not including it?).
        
         | lqet wrote:
         | Either I am not getting the punchline behind the punchline, the
         | prostitute is not very successful, or she has serious bowel
         | problems.
        
           | blowski wrote:
           | You had to be there, I guess.
        
           | bryanrasmussen wrote:
           | It's a typical joke popular with the Carthaginians that the
           | Romans all suffered from chronic constipation.
        
             | 867-5309 wrote:
             | that would be the opposite
        
           | pvaldes wrote:
           | Or is being paid for...
        
       | dang wrote:
       | Recent and related:
       | 
       |  _Sumerian dog jokes, or the difficulty of translating dead
       | languages_ - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30752942 -
       | March 2022 (315 comments)
        
       | codeulike wrote:
       | Thats a long time to laugh
        
       | allturtles wrote:
       | What a strange article relative to its title. It provides one
       | complete example of a joke, and then admits that no one would
       | actually find it funny these days. It seems to be more about the
       | fact that scatalogical humor _as a category_ has been considered
       | funny for thousands of years.
       | 
       | I wonder if there are real examples of jokes that have remained
       | funny for thousands of years. There are ancient comedic writings
       | like the Greek comedies, but from the little I've read of those
       | the humor doesn't really come across either, at least in modern
       | English, though it's also clearly heavily scatalogical.
        
       | wanderer_ wrote:
       | Martial was a famous poet who wrote books of epigrams. He, while
       | less prolific than Shakespeare, similarly invented a lot of
       | common insults.
       | 
       | (For those who don't know, I'll save you a google: epigrams were
       | short poems that were lighthearted and often made fun of people
       | using dry classical humor.)
        
       | khazhoux wrote:
       | Save your click. Not a single joke is listed.
        
       | peter303 wrote:
       | "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" is supposed
       | based on the plays of Plautus from 2200 years ago.
        
       | lqet wrote:
       | Shameless plug: a few months ago I was frustrated by a similar
       | article's lack of jokes and compiled some funny jokes from
       | antiquity:
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       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28468098
       | 
       | A favorite:                 A provincial man has come to Rome,
       | and walking on the streets was drawing everyone's attention, as
       | he was a real double of the emperor Augustus. The emperor, having
       | brought him to the palace, looks at him and then asks: "Tell me,
       | young man, did your mother come to Rome anytime?" The reply was:
       | "She never did. But my father frequently was here."
        
         | gibspaulding wrote:
         | I have that comment favorited and was just about to link it
         | here; it's a good list!
        
         | jvanderbot wrote:
         | Now that's comedy. I love that people haven't changed that much
         | in 1000s of years.
        
         | stavros wrote:
         | I don't get it :/ Can someone explain?
         | 
         | EDIT: Apparently the emperor is asking to see if they share
         | parents, and not to see whether the emperor is his father, as I
         | originally thought.
        
           | korse wrote:
           | It is a 'yo momma' joke you uncultured swine.
           | 
           | Nah man... Your Dad (Emperor) didn't bang my Mom (Plebian).
           | 
           | My Dad (Plebian) BANGED YOUR MOM!!! (Empress probably)
        
           | JackGreyhat wrote:
           | It suggests they have the same father
        
           | glaucon wrote:
           | The question implies that his Mother may have had sex with
           | the father of Augustus.
           | 
           | The answer suggests that it was his Father that had sex with
           | the mother of Augustus.
           | 
           | It's funny because there's a lot more tension associated with
           | the current Emperor having been fathered by the "wrong"
           | person than, under the original assumption, that some rube
           | from the country was fathered by the Emperor's father.
        
           | lqet wrote:
           | The emperor makes a joke at the cost of the peasant's mother
           | - that she was in Rome at some point and was impregnated by
           | the emperor's father. The peasant's clever answer implies
           | that his own (peasant) father had sex with the emperor's
           | mother and that the emperor is therefore the son of a
           | peasant.
        
             | iso1210 wrote:
             | > clever answer
             | 
             | Well that depends on what happens next, but ending up being
             | thrown to the lions would take the shine of the "clever"
             | part
        
               | corpMaverick wrote:
               | yeah,yeah.
               | 
               | But don't loose sight that this humor was a way of people
               | to get their frustrations with the emperor out and let
               | the little guy win.
        
               | tonguez wrote:
               | thanks for pointing that out!
        
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       | gentleman11 wrote:
       | Typical of the news, we have an article about a topic that omits
       | the source material. Everyone who clicked that link wanted to
       | read or listen to those old jokes and that's the one thing the
       | article omits
        
       | dwighttk wrote:
       | I was hoping for more of a list
        
         | Cerium wrote:
         | You made me laugh more than any joke in the article. The way of
         | the world: when you want a thoughtful paragraph you get a list,
         | when a list would be best you get something else.
        
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