[HN Gopher] Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of y... ___________________________________________________________________ Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years Author : wjSgoWPm5bWAhXB Score : 59 points Date : 2022-03-27 09:31 UTC (1 days ago) (HTM) web link (www.bbc.com) (TXT) w3m dump (www.bbc.com) | [deleted] | traceddd wrote: | Why even bother describing the joke if the punchline is too crass | for publication? Pick another joke. | elliotshep wrote: | They didn't include the punchline to first joke, who does that? | Someone asked the author of the paper though | https://twitter.com/Tenthcentury/status/1507168622208188449 | Two men were walking along a road talking of this and that. "What | do you think," says one. "Which is more fun, defecating or having | sex?" The guy says, "Let's ask that prostitute, she's | done one as often as the other." | kadoban wrote: | Is it me or is that punchline not even crass? The wording the | article uses to allude to it is equally crass, as far as I'm | concerned (so what was the point of not including it?). | lqet wrote: | Either I am not getting the punchline behind the punchline, the | prostitute is not very successful, or she has serious bowel | problems. | blowski wrote: | You had to be there, I guess. | bryanrasmussen wrote: | It's a typical joke popular with the Carthaginians that the | Romans all suffered from chronic constipation. | 867-5309 wrote: | that would be the opposite | pvaldes wrote: | Or is being paid for... | dang wrote: | Recent and related: | | _Sumerian dog jokes, or the difficulty of translating dead | languages_ - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30752942 - | March 2022 (315 comments) | codeulike wrote: | Thats a long time to laugh | allturtles wrote: | What a strange article relative to its title. It provides one | complete example of a joke, and then admits that no one would | actually find it funny these days. It seems to be more about the | fact that scatalogical humor _as a category_ has been considered | funny for thousands of years. | | I wonder if there are real examples of jokes that have remained | funny for thousands of years. There are ancient comedic writings | like the Greek comedies, but from the little I've read of those | the humor doesn't really come across either, at least in modern | English, though it's also clearly heavily scatalogical. | wanderer_ wrote: | Martial was a famous poet who wrote books of epigrams. He, while | less prolific than Shakespeare, similarly invented a lot of | common insults. | | (For those who don't know, I'll save you a google: epigrams were | short poems that were lighthearted and often made fun of people | using dry classical humor.) | khazhoux wrote: | Save your click. Not a single joke is listed. | peter303 wrote: | "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" is supposed | based on the plays of Plautus from 2200 years ago. | lqet wrote: | Shameless plug: a few months ago I was frustrated by a similar | article's lack of jokes and compiled some funny jokes from | antiquity: | | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28468098 | | A favorite: A provincial man has come to Rome, | and walking on the streets was drawing everyone's attention, as | he was a real double of the emperor Augustus. The emperor, having | brought him to the palace, looks at him and then asks: "Tell me, | young man, did your mother come to Rome anytime?" The reply was: | "She never did. But my father frequently was here." | gibspaulding wrote: | I have that comment favorited and was just about to link it | here; it's a good list! | jvanderbot wrote: | Now that's comedy. I love that people haven't changed that much | in 1000s of years. | stavros wrote: | I don't get it :/ Can someone explain? | | EDIT: Apparently the emperor is asking to see if they share | parents, and not to see whether the emperor is his father, as I | originally thought. | korse wrote: | It is a 'yo momma' joke you uncultured swine. | | Nah man... Your Dad (Emperor) didn't bang my Mom (Plebian). | | My Dad (Plebian) BANGED YOUR MOM!!! (Empress probably) | JackGreyhat wrote: | It suggests they have the same father | glaucon wrote: | The question implies that his Mother may have had sex with | the father of Augustus. | | The answer suggests that it was his Father that had sex with | the mother of Augustus. | | It's funny because there's a lot more tension associated with | the current Emperor having been fathered by the "wrong" | person than, under the original assumption, that some rube | from the country was fathered by the Emperor's father. | lqet wrote: | The emperor makes a joke at the cost of the peasant's mother | - that she was in Rome at some point and was impregnated by | the emperor's father. The peasant's clever answer implies | that his own (peasant) father had sex with the emperor's | mother and that the emperor is therefore the son of a | peasant. | iso1210 wrote: | > clever answer | | Well that depends on what happens next, but ending up being | thrown to the lions would take the shine of the "clever" | part | corpMaverick wrote: | yeah,yeah. | | But don't loose sight that this humor was a way of people | to get their frustrations with the emperor out and let | the little guy win. | tonguez wrote: | thanks for pointing that out! | [deleted] | gentleman11 wrote: | Typical of the news, we have an article about a topic that omits | the source material. Everyone who clicked that link wanted to | read or listen to those old jokes and that's the one thing the | article omits | dwighttk wrote: | I was hoping for more of a list | Cerium wrote: | You made me laugh more than any joke in the article. The way of | the world: when you want a thoughtful paragraph you get a list, | when a list would be best you get something else. ___________________________________________________________________ (page generated 2022-03-28 23:00 UTC)