[HN Gopher] Ask HN: What'd you do while HN was down?
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       Ask HN: What'd you do while HN was down?
        
       Where'd you go? What'd you find?  Glad it's back up now.. :)
        
       Author : quicksnap
       Score  : 137 points
       Date   : 2022-07-08 20:36 UTC (2 hours ago)
        
       | Syonyk wrote:
       | Pulled two solar panels off one of my arrays, because a few of
       | them have hot junction boxes from bad connections. Replaced those
       | with spares and got the array back fully online (one of them has
       | been bypassed for arc fault warnings that, digging into the
       | junction box, look legit).
       | 
       | Then I replaced all the fancy, spring loaded, "replace the back
       | of the junction box for new functionality!" interface stuff with
       | some vintage, 1980s style soldering and bypass diodes. Because I
       | don't care about the optimizers on my well-sited array with no
       | shading, and I don't need rapid shutdown for a ground mount
       | array, etc.
       | 
       | And then proceeded to short the leads, put them in the sun, and
       | ensure that the junction box guts didn't get hot, while observing
       | just how brutal on panels doing this is - you really highlight
       | the difference between cells thermally, when in "normal running,"
       | you don't see any differences in the array.
       | 
       | And now I'm writing all this up as a blog post. :)
        
       | pclmulqdq wrote:
       | I did a lot of work on the company I am bootstrapping.
       | 
       | I also read about the pcg random number generator, and a bit
       | about the feuds between its inventor and a competing research
       | group that invented the Xorshift random number generator.
        
       | account-5 wrote:
       | Continually refreshed until HN was back.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | _Algernon_ wrote:
       | Wore down the F5 button.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | joshstrange wrote:
       | Opened reddit, got disappointed, opened new tab, typed "n", hit
       | enter, and then my brain caught up with muscle memory and I got
       | more disappointed.
       | 
       | I watched a lot of progress bars and actually watched the CLI
       | output for things building.
        
       | frompdx wrote:
       | I set up a bookshelf and finally unpacked all of my books.
        
       | mholt wrote:
       | Worked on updating and improving Caddy's documentation. We're
       | releasing v2.5.2 today or tomorrow!
        
       | pilom wrote:
       | HN was down?
        
       | siskiyou wrote:
       | Repaired a bicycle. Thankfully Shimano's site was up.
        
       | toddm wrote:
       | Went to the liquor store.
        
       | amerine wrote:
       | Kinda heads down in PR reviews today. Didn't notice.
        
       | fouric wrote:
       | In a fit of irony, read the book _Deep Work_ by Cal Newport.
        
       | jmpman wrote:
       | Worked. It sucked.
        
       | cupofpython wrote:
       | (What is this, reddit?)
       | 
       | I checked news sources more directly from the websites i am
       | personally familiar with instead of using the hacker news front
       | page as a filter + expanded domain
        
       | Unbeliever69 wrote:
       | Solved the Riemann hypothesis
        
       | oneepic wrote:
       | Practiced a speedrun for a weekend event my friends and I hold
       | every so often. Nowhere near the world record, but we don't care!
        
       | TheMiddleMan wrote:
       | https://i.imgur.com/GpmUla5.png
        
       | cahoot_bird wrote:
       | Was going through the who is hiring thread then noticed it was
       | down, took a nap than got supper
        
       | j_kao wrote:
       | To be facetious... work.
        
       | travisgriggs wrote:
       | Started doing the Jetpack Compose tutorial(s) for like the 3rd
       | time and thought: "Everything changes, but nothing changes. I am
       | paid to stay atop this schizophrenic elephant of an industry."
       | Then took another gulp of ItsGonnaBeBetterThisTime KoolAid.
        
       | DiabloD3 wrote:
       | HN was down? Huh.
        
       | yababa_y wrote:
       | I walked to the gas station, drank an iced coffee, ate a sandwich
       | while listening to a book and enjoying the forest. Wrote a README
       | for a project I've been working on the past week. Then I noticed
       | HN was down :(
        
       | danso wrote:
       | Discover OCRmyPDF (embed an OCR layer into a PDF from the command
       | line), and then repeatedly check if HN was up so I could submit
       | it
       | 
       | https://ocrmypdf.readthedocs.io/en/latest/
        
       | messutied wrote:
       | I created this unofficial Hacker News status page so I could
       | subscribe and get notified once HN comes back up :)
       | https://hacker-news.statuspal.io/
        
         | password4321 wrote:
         | Nice! There's also the official https://twitter.com/hnstatus
        
       | migueloller wrote:
       | I started reading Crafting Interpreters [1]. It's great so far!
       | 
       | [1] https://craftinginterpreters.com/
        
       | hintymad wrote:
       | Eh... Duolingo? Or other bite-sized language material. I
       | personally like Beelinguapp. Its readings are small enough yet
       | are quite fun to read for a beginner
        
       | A4ET8a8uTh0 wrote:
       | Lol. There was actually a lot of work so it really did work out
       | well for me:P
        
       | 752963e64 wrote:
       | I was fapp'ing hard!
        
       | rcurry wrote:
       | I went and cried in a corner.
        
       | tr1ll10nb1ll wrote:
       | Wonder why Rogers is down. Oh, and it's still not up and I'm
       | still not getting verification codes :)
        
       | quicksnap wrote:
       | While waiting for tests to run, I was directed to
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions
        
       | swat535 wrote:
       | Glad to know I wasn't the only one literally experiencing
       | withdrawal symptoms as I continuously hit the reload button
        
       | reachableceo wrote:
       | I went to Reddit and lobste.rs . Was horrible! (Not really ).
        
         | kasperset wrote:
         | My thoughts exactly!
        
       | clintonwoo wrote:
       | Read whatever was up on HN before it went down on
       | https://remix.hnclone.win ha ha
        
       | freedude wrote:
       | I read a Brian Krebs article I had missed made two phone calls
       | and got some paperwork done. Quite a productive Friday. ;-)
        
       | throwaway292939 wrote:
       | Founded a startup
        
       | Tade0 wrote:
       | Went for a walk with my toddler. We found bits of broken glass on
       | the playground.
       | 
       | There was an attempt to ingest them, but I prevented that from
       | happening.
        
       | hans1729 wrote:
       | I smugly commented "Dang" on one of the status updates on twitter
       | and spent time with my girlfriend. Now HN is up again and I spend
       | time consuming meta-content regarding the outage (such as this
       | thread).
       | 
       | Have a great weekend everyone!
        
       | likortera wrote:
       | Hit reload like crazy. I was desperate.
        
       | BeFlatXIII wrote:
       | Work.
        
       | misiti3780 wrote:
       | worked.
        
       | tomcam wrote:
       | I took up smoking
        
       | TedShiller wrote:
       | Reloaded https://mobile.twitter.com/HNStatus
        
       | jjgreen wrote:
       | Rocked backward-and-forward with my arms crossed.
        
       | spacemanmatt wrote:
       | It was down?
        
       | ge96 wrote:
       | Kept refreshing the Google news suggestions thing (swipe left on
       | my Android phone's homescreen)
        
       | chazeon wrote:
       | Install a uptime-kuma[1] at my home server... Then get a Telegram
       | notification while hacker news is up again. Actually I self-host
       | more service myself and it was use to monitor those services.
       | 
       | https://github.com/louislam/uptime-kuma
        
       | DantesKite wrote:
       | Prayed.
        
       | robotbikes wrote:
       | I replaced the LCD assembly on a MacBook someone gave me with one
       | I bought of eBay. Somehow I succeeded and I didn't even break any
       | of the ribbon cables.
        
       | AdamGibbins wrote:
       | Hit F5.
        
       | 27182818284 wrote:
       | Looked up alternative ways of castling in chess because I'm very
       | bored of the standard kingside and queenside castling so, I was
       | trying to find strategies using the old style of play like before
       | the two-piece-one-move castling of today was formed. Right now it
       | seems a lot of games I play online end up with the same openings.
       | Chess 960 helps with that, but I don't like to play that all the
       | time either.
        
       | smashah wrote:
       | Wondered if I had been banned.
        
       | 300bps wrote:
       | I prepared a spreadsheet of the approximate amount of karma I
       | would've received had HN not been down and will be submitting a
       | reimbursement request to dang.
        
       | FredPret wrote:
       | I actually worked, amazing what you can get done if there's
       | nothing else to do
        
       | wffurr wrote:
       | Took a nap. Read Your Local Epidemiologist and A Collection of
       | Unmitigated Pedantry.
        
       | black_puppydog wrote:
       | Annoying friends with lengthy discussions about gun politics,
       | tech ethics, and the latest gadgets...
        
       | karlzt wrote:
       | I went to the fourth dimension while sleeping.
        
       | onion2k wrote:
       | I did far more work than usual and now my product lead is going
       | to expect this to happen every sprint.
       | 
       | They'll be so disappointed.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | muh_gradle wrote:
         | Interesting. I fell into a hopeless pit of despair and got far
         | less work done as a result. I need my soma fix.
        
         | ghetzel wrote:
         | Finish the tickets, but don't _close_ the tickets ;)
        
         | cosmotic wrote:
         | Just explain that it's unsustainable regardless.
        
         | fnordpiglet wrote:
         | Oh no. Your burn down chart won't look right. They'll crucify
         | you for that and ask you to explain it for sure.
        
         | messe wrote:
         | Same. It's probably just a coincidence though. Because if it
         | weren't, I'd have an addiction I'd need to confront.
        
       | WhiteOwlEd wrote:
       | I wrote ad copy for an Unreal Engine based, data visualization
       | course that is hosted online. Details at
       | https://www.whiteowleducation.com/courses/data-visualization....
        
       | jazzyjackson wrote:
       | assumed my internet was out and read a book for once
       | 
       | "masks of the illuminati"
        
       | hansword wrote:
       | I went for a long walk to the cemetery.
        
       | jspaetzel wrote:
       | Wrote tickets in Jira
        
         | wdfx wrote:
         | I found myself _reconfiguring_ Jira
        
       | openthc wrote:
       | Took a little break ;) Played some Rocket League
        
       | spiffytech wrote:
       | I ran some errands, then did watercolor painting with my wife :)
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | mysterydip wrote:
       | refresh...
       | 
       | ok, now refresh...
       | 
       | It won't be up that quick, you have to be patient!
       | 
       | ...
       | 
       | refresh...
        
       | raffraffraff wrote:
       | Reddit. Fuck Reddit.
        
       | PeterWhittaker wrote:
       | Didn't notice. Head down for work in the AM, spent the PM
       | installing gutter shields. Good day!
        
       | timeon wrote:
       | Tour de France
        
       | devin wrote:
       | I worked out and took a long walk.
        
       | gffrd wrote:
       | I got some work done for once. There's my 2.35 hours of work for
       | the month!
        
       | fnordpiglet wrote:
       | Wept savagely and uncontrollably
        
       | roxaaaane wrote:
       | I did more work lol mostly taking care of the bottom of the list
       | Improvements a few small PRs here and there..
        
       | tekknolagi wrote:
       | Still didn't do much work :D
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | petsormeat wrote:
       | Walked outdoors in the sunshine.
        
       | silisili wrote:
       | Checked HN, watched it spin for about 10 seconds before going
       | elsewhere, then trying again 8 seconds later out of habit mostly.
       | Rinse and repeat.
        
       | christophilus wrote:
       | Curled up in the corner, hugged myself and rocked back and forth,
       | sobbing inconsolably.
        
         | Layke1123 wrote:
        
       | 2OEH8eoCRo0 wrote:
       | Escape from Tarkov
        
       | chainwax wrote:
       | I got most of the way there to hosting a small site from a pi.
       | Got hung up on port forwarding on Fios. I'll figure it out
       | though.
        
       | digitalsankhara wrote:
       | Gave me time to take my annual shower and comb my greybeard.
        
       | mgh2 wrote:
       | Blind. There are some trolls like with anything, but sometimes
       | there is good content from tech workers.
       | 
       | There might be an overlap of demographics... largely Indians
       | under H1B
       | 
       | https://www.teamblind.com/
        
       | mikewarot wrote:
       | There's a material analogous to permanent magnets for charge...
       | called an Electret. They are one of the reasons N-95 masks work.
       | 
       | They also _might_ shield gravity a bit. Now I need to get a 50kv
       | DC power supply to make my own in bulk, and find out. I expect it
       | to be interesting, but no new physics.
        
       | Apreche wrote:
       | I didn't even notice. I only check this site via RSS.
        
       | marginalia_nu wrote:
       | A while back I changed my search engine's crawl data to be ZSTD
       | compressed JSON. It's a bit finnicky to work with, but I'm
       | beginning to realize just how powerful this is.
       | 
       | Could literally just do                 find -name \*.zstd -exec
       | zstdcat {} \; |         jq 'first(select(.doc|select(.!=null)|.[]
       | .headers|select(.!=null)|test("[xX]-[aA]dblock-[kK]ey")))'
       | 
       | and it spewed out samples of domains with a header like
       | X-Adblock-Key. (I'm not great with JQ, so there's probably a
       | better way of doing this, but this unga bunga approach works too)
       | 
       | Specifically, today I did some research on a few tags and headers
       | supposedly associated with "Acceptable Ads" (a standard for
       | showing ads through complicit adblockers), and ended up with a
       | fairly reliable fingerprint for a network of domain squatters
       | that have been a nuisance in my search engine database. Turns out
       | they're basically the only ones that use the headers and tags I
       | was looking at, so now I'm onto their IP-ranges as well.
        
         | higerordermap wrote:
         | I don't have much context about your technical requirements but
         | can I ask why JSON instead of a more indexable format?
        
           | marginalia_nu wrote:
           | It's a tradeoff between ease of writing, and ease of reading
           | for indexing, and freeform analytical usecases like this.
           | JSON caters to all fairly well.
           | 
           | It's one file per domain, so looking at specific urls is no
           | prob with this setup.
        
       | petewailes wrote:
       | Got the second to last module finished on the theatre of mind
       | focused VVT I'm building.
       | 
       | We're launching in Sept.
        
       | RheingoldRiver wrote:
       | Watched HugoConf https://hugoconf.io/
        
         | brycewray wrote:
         | Same. Allowed more focus on it.
        
       | barsonme wrote:
       | my job :)
        
       | adamius wrote:
       | Played with lua as a kernel module.
        
       | moomoo11 wrote:
       | Lol I was trying to reach the site every 20 min when I take my
       | 30s break.
        
       | bbkane wrote:
       | Cleaned up my desk and started backing up my (recently passed)
       | brother in law's Surface. It got an expanding battery and we're
       | worried it'll break and we'll lose all of his logins and pictures
       | and docs.
        
       | alberth wrote:
       | Hit refresh more times than I should admit.
        
       | bloomingeek wrote:
       | Turned my PC off, then on again.
        
       | luxuryballs wrote:
       | Started coding a replacement /s
        
       | ericskiff wrote:
       | https://lobste.rs/
        
       | mentos wrote:
       | Wondered how HN might best implement mandatory offline periods
       | during the day. I'm thinking something like it's offline for an
       | hour every other hour so only a total of 12 hours uptime a day.
        
         | qwertox wrote:
         | I think it should be made an entire 24h unannounced once a
         | month on a random workday.
        
         | layer8 wrote:
         | It should be random so one can't plan around it.
        
         | sva_ wrote:
         | Or maybe we should all learn some self-control instead.
        
         | mdaniel wrote:
         | On the off chance you haven't seen it, that's what "noprocrast"
         | does in your profile: https://news.ycombinator.com/newsfaq.html
         | 
         | While looking up that link, TIL about what "delay" does, too,
         | so thank you :-)
        
       | irrational wrote:
       | Watched the latest Shut Up and Sit Down board game review video.
       | Now I'm wondering if I should get the Air, Sea, and Land
       | expansion and/or Space Station Phoenix.
        
       | bsima wrote:
       | I cleaned my office and moved furniture while waiting for
       | compiles to finish. Got the keyboard next to my desk now,
       | hopefully this encourages me to practice more often.
       | 
       | Also cables are organized under my desk, never thought I'd see
       | the day
        
       | kamranjon wrote:
       | I read half way through this free book by Sven Yrvind called
       | "WITH FOUR SQUARE METERS OF SAIL AND ONE OAR" which is sort of a
       | manifesto about building small boats and living simply. He's a
       | super interesting guy, I don't even know how to sail and I was
       | pretty glued to it. Not sure why I decided to latch on and go
       | deep on the subject but you can find it here if you're
       | interested: https://www.yrvind.com/wp-
       | content/uploads/2017/11/ex_lex_eng...
        
         | jarrenae wrote:
         | I've been on a sailing kick recently, and think you'd like this
         | vlog featuring Sven and one of his boats:
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bca5_uyH9E4
         | 
         | The sheer utility of every component of the craft is awesome.
        
         | diablerouge wrote:
         | Yrvind is such a legend - he has had me on a micro-cruiser kick
         | for quite a while now. He has a youtube channel that's worth
         | checking out - he's a character that's fun to listen to as
         | well.
         | 
         | Other interesting boat designers (this is sort of my
         | obsession):
         | 
         | You might check out Matt Layden's designs for similar micro-
         | cruisers.
         | 
         | A totally different but equally iconoclastic designer is Dave
         | Zeiger, of TRILOBOATs. Those are great big liveaboard boats
         | sailed up in Alaska, but they tend to be built on the cheap and
         | breaking all the rules of traditional boat design.
         | 
         | The late Phil Bolger influenced Dave Zeiger, if you want to go
         | even deeper. Well known for his "brick boats" and pioneering
         | the "instant boat building" techniques that leverage plywood
         | and epoxy.
         | 
         | There's also James Wharram, who pioneered Polynesian-style
         | catamaran designs and making them at home, and is pretty much
         | single-handedly responsible for the boom in catamaran designs
         | we've seen over the last ~50+ years of yacht design.
         | 
         | OK, infodump over.
        
           | password4321 wrote:
           | I appreciate the info, HN is the human search engine.
        
       | galgot wrote:
       | I opened Lynx and went there : gopher://hngopher.com:70/1/
        
       | anigbrowl wrote:
       | Not notice
        
       | tmaly wrote:
       | I took the kids to the water park. Great day for it.
        
       | hericium wrote:
       | _WHY_ is it down?
        
       | itsmemattchung wrote:
       | Nothing. I was useless
        
       | zzixp wrote:
       | Work :(
        
       | unzadunza wrote:
       | I recorded a song on my guitar. It is so bad it makes me sick to
       | my stomach.
        
         | AlphaWeaver wrote:
         | The act of creating something deserves to be celebrated, even
         | if it doesn't meet your standards for quality! Good job!
        
       | tus666 wrote:
       | I was sleeping.
        
       | inasio wrote:
       | I actually opened slashdot.org, first time in like 10 years,
       | probably. Still there...
        
         | ssl232 wrote:
         | I checked in there a few months ago and regretted it. It's like
         | while I'm now ten years older, it stayed the same age (well,
         | those commenting).
        
           | tpmx wrote:
           | Same, but I'm now 20 years older.
        
             | koonsolo wrote:
             | Almost the same for me. It's for sure 10 years ago, but
             | when I do the calculation, it's 20. :'(
        
               | tpmx wrote:
               | https://philosophy.stackexchange.com/questions/3716/is-
               | mathe...
               | 
               | ;)
        
         | deltarholamda wrote:
         | I go there on occasion. It's really sad to see how far it's
         | fallen. It has all of the news stories that were posted
         | elsewhere, just a day or so later. And none of the discussion.
         | It's more like k5 right before it went blooey.
        
           | john-tells-all wrote:
           | Agree. I've been on Slashdot for decades and used to love it.
           | 
           | Now I realize I can't stand it unless I _don 't_ read the
           | comments. Sort of an anti-HN :|
        
           | kevin_thibedeau wrote:
           | 10ish years ago I scraped a sample of their posts and you
           | could see a notable declining trend in volume that projected
           | out to 0 in the 2020s. I'd be expecting them to shut down any
           | year now.
        
         | onion2k wrote:
         | I had loads of +5 Funny comments there about 20 years ago. Hard
         | to believe, I know.
        
       | rozenmd wrote:
       | I released the first version of a status page driven by uptime
       | monitoring an hour before the first outage.
       | 
       | Figured I'd point it at Hacker News to get an update when my
       | uptime monitoring detected it was up again.
       | 
       | The second outage gave me time to dogfood it a bit:
       | https://hackernews.onlineornot.com/incidents/0LB6mQLmkozD
        
         | gffrd wrote:
         | So ... are you saying you're responsible for the outage?
        
           | rozenmd wrote:
           | I mean... if the demo-gods were behaving as usual, the outage
           | would never have happened
        
       | jacklyn577 wrote:
       | I got confused and thought something was wrong with my internet
        
       | jeanlucas wrote:
       | HN was down? For how long?
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | ardit33 wrote:
       | Checking out Blind ....
       | 
       | I love HN but Blind is more entertaining for sure.
        
         | layer8 wrote:
         | In what way? Just curious.
        
           | ardit33 wrote:
           | It is like a giant watercooler for most tech companies out
           | there... full of gossip and other silliness.
           | 
           | If you don't take it too seriously, it is a fun and
           | entertaining place, also people keep it more real as people
           | don't hold the punches. (due to anonymity).
           | 
           | Also it is a good place to know about tech interviewing in
           | general, what to do, leveling, negotiation. It servers as a
           | mini forum/guild for tech folks. It can be very helpful on
           | that aspect.
        
             | muzani wrote:
             | It feels very fake and theatrical to me, almost like a
             | wrestling ring. That makes it entertaining at times, but
             | anonymity also means no accountability. I'm far more
             | inclined to believe someone on HN who are at least willing
             | to risk their reputation on a claim.
             | 
             | On Blind, you can go ahead and claim you make $600k salary
             | working 4 days/week after 18 months of grueling interviews.
             | Write up whatever fan fiction as long as it makes sense.
        
         | irrational wrote:
         | I'd never heard of blind. I downloaded the app to try it out.
         | Oh, they need my work email for verification? Hell no. I
         | understand the rationale, but they do know that IT can see all
         | my work emails, right?
        
           | muzani wrote:
           | They just use it to verify where you work. It's so people
           | don't just falsely claim to be at Meta or whatever, but it
           | doesn't keep people from lying about their workplace anyway.
           | Enough people use Blind that HR/IT shouldn't care.
        
         | jstx1 wrote:
         | Blind is a guilty pleasure, I know how toxic the place is but
         | sometimes I just can't look away.
        
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       | culopatin wrote:
       | I flew across the Atlantic so didn't notice
        
       | quickthrower2 wrote:
       | Didn't notice it. Was with relatives.
        
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