[HN Gopher] Notre Dame rises again
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       Notre Dame rises again
        
       Author : gibspaulding
       Score  : 145 points
       Date   : 2022-07-27 16:22 UTC (6 hours ago)
        
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       | fritztastic wrote:
       | Can the wood beams be seen in the cathedral? Do visitors ever
       | tour the roof area? I'm trying to understand why it is so
       | important to rebuild it exactly like the original, the benefits
       | of this besides being faithful to the historical structure.
       | Wouldn't it make more sense to innovate and make a new roof that
       | would offer potential features to the cathedral?
       | 
       | Anyway I thought this part was funny
       | 
       | > "I see, monsieur, you have been contaminated by those who
       | believe the president of the republic should not be interfering
       | in the reconstruction of Notre Dame," he boomed. "You have been
       | contaminated by the party of slowness." Georgelin is a good-
       | humoured alpha type
       | 
       | Sounds more like a condescending way to avoid addressing the
       | topic to me, personally. But that's just my opinion.
        
       | shlip wrote:
       | Since the time that article was written, several problems have
       | arised/surfaced concerning the restoration project (Le canard
       | enchaine, June 26 2022, p.5):                 - Some of the wood
       | used in the foundational carpentry work (tabouret) was found to
       | not meet quality criteria ( not dry enough ).            - An
       | other lead sarcophagus was found on site in June. Georgelin
       | refused to have archeologists extract and/or study it.
       | - The stacked bungalows used as life quarters for workers do not
       | meet the security criteria and part of them are therefore not
       | allowed to be used.
       | 
       | It should also be noted that Georgelin is willing to do anything
       | in order to meet the 2024 deadline, even if it means botching all
       | the work.
        
         | Luc wrote:
         | Any project this size will have to surmount much larger
         | problems than that. Those sound like minor issues.
        
         | xwolfi wrote:
         | "botching all the work" and "not meeting french quality
         | criteria" are so far away. Almost as laughable as quoting le
         | Canard Enchaine as more than a tongue in cheek rumour mill.
        
           | Reventlov wrote:
           | Le Canard Enchaine is not a << tongue in cheek rumour mill
           | >>, it has revealed many scandals in France (mainly
           | political): https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_d%27affaires_
           | r%C3%A9v%C3...
           | 
           | Saying it's a rumour mill is wrong.
        
             | cm2187 wrote:
             | It has also revealed as many scandals that turned out to be
             | pure libel. It is basically an anonymous postbox for
             | journalists to publish papers that were turned down by
             | their own editor.
        
         | Fiahil wrote:
         | > Some of the wood used in the foundational carpentry work
         | (tabouret) was found to not meet quality criteria ( not dry
         | enough ).
         | 
         | I would love to see your article, because I think their
         | journalist just doesn't understand how carpentry works :)
         | 
         | In the case of Notre Dame, the works is _extremely_ difficult.
         | We're talking about fitting a massive amount of Oak timber that
         | used to came from 200-300 years old oak trees into a monument.
         | 
         | Finding trees that are in good shape and -at least- old enough
         | so they can be used whole for carpentry is difficult. Turning a
         | tree into a single huge oak beam is difficult. Transporting a
         | beam to Notre-Dame without damaging it is difficult. Assembling
         | several beams together into a "ferme" is difficult. And, of
         | course, carpentry is often done with same-age trees cut at the
         | same time so they can age together in place and dry on site for
         | tighter fit. Getting that repeated xn times is difficult.
         | 
         | If the oak was "too green", that's not an issue, as long as the
         | rest of the oak is also "too green". They will bend and crack,
         | and that's usual for oak carpentry. It's literally the least of
         | their issues.
         | 
         | By the way, the original "forest" of Notre-Dame was built from
         | oak trees that were transported onsite via the Seine. Trunks
         | directly in water. So the wood was completely soaked when cut
         | into place. It's something we don't do anymore, so the oak can
         | be "not dry enough" as you want, it's still going to be dryer
         | than the original.
        
           | comboy wrote:
           | How much is wood drying about getting rid of the water vs
           | resin freezing (not sure if freezing is the proper word, I
           | mean it getting hard)?
        
             | Fiahil wrote:
             | It's getting hard because the water goes away. It means the
             | wood shrinks, warps and cracks as fibers get closer to one
             | another.
             | 
             | In the case of Oak, the wood is pretty dense already. The
             | shrinkage stills happens, but less than green pine for
             | example.
             | 
             | Also, green Oak has some pliability to it and is much
             | easier to work on than seasoned Oak. Carpenters will use
             | green Oak as much as possible and let it finish to dry on
             | site, so joins are perfectly held in place and the overall
             | fit is tighter. Of course, proper craftsmanship would have
             | built the right tolerances for wood drying up directly in
             | the work piece. So, you know, I think the carpenters there
             | have some experience.
             | 
             | Using seasoned Oak - like what you would find in dead trees
             | that are still standing - can be super unproductive. It is
             | so hard that it will break your chainsaw / chisel if you're
             | not careful and be otherwise full of pest / mushrooms.
             | 
             | That's why I think the Canard Enchaine is trying to spread
             | some shit, just because they like the smell.
             | 
             | PS: you can find more about the process here :
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO0PgfCZHtw (in french)
        
           | organsnyder wrote:
           | Using "green" wood in timber framing is quite common. The
           | important thing, like you mention, is that it is all of
           | similar dryness.
        
       | hgazx wrote:
        
         | vidoc wrote:
        
       | telotortium wrote:
       | Tl;Dr it's being rebuilt exactly as before (according to the 19th
       | century Viollet-le-Duc restoration).
        
       | RjQoLCOSwiIKfpm wrote:
       | The pictured glass plate photos seem fake to me, i.e. they seem
       | to be recent pictures which have been photoshoped to look like
       | glass plates:
       | 
       | If you go to the gallery you'll notice the 3rd picture contains
       | some cables at the bottom.
       | 
       | These cables seem to be attached to the building by a
       | *transparent* piece of material.
       | 
       | Which would be plastic I guess?
       | 
       | And transparent plastic wouldn't have been used for attaching
       | cables to buildings back then?
       | 
       | It also says "Photograph by Tomas van Houtryve", and that person
       | is still alive according to Google. If it really were glass
       | plates he would probably be dead already?
        
         | ganbatekudasai wrote:
         | I am curious how you arrived to "fake" as conclusion where
         | there is absolutely no sign _or_ reason for faking anything.
         | 
         | I think that it is obvious, to casual observers as well, that
         | this is a modern day photographer using vintage equipment. No
         | need to resort to detective work to notice the obvious modern
         | wiring (which is present in every picture except for one, the
         | elephant), or that the author is still alive, when that
         | information is just in the captions.
         | 
         | And the reason why it's done is obvious, too: It's a great
         | artistic choice that meshes well with the subject's aesthetic.
        
         | ryanmercer wrote:
         | >they seem to be recent pictures which have been photoshoped to
         | look like glass plates:
         | 
         | If you click Tomas's name and scroll down some you see on his
         | profile "Photographer Tomas van Houtryve captured the 19th-
         | century grotesques, or chimeras, with 19th-century equipment:
         | under a dark cloak, on glass plates, with a wooden camera he
         | picked up in a Paris antique shop."
         | 
         | https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/photographer/tomas-van-...
         | 
         | He's a modern Belgian documentary photographer using period
         | equipment.
        
           | RjQoLCOSwiIKfpm wrote:
           | Thanks for figuring that out!
           | 
           | Now further questions arise:
           | 
           | Did he artificially age the glass plates?
           | 
           | Because the damage of the photo layer at the edges would
           | normally be due to aging?
           | 
           | How would you even age them artificially like that?
           | 
           | Also, where do you obtain fresh, unused glass plates
           | nowadays? I have a suitable camera but no plates! :)
        
             | ryanmercer wrote:
             | I have no clue about the process but if I had to guess I
             | imagine it has something to do with the chemicals not being
             | evenly distributed either by inexperience, some sort of
             | mask used before chemical exposure to achieve the effect,
             | or the process is just prone to doing that.
        
               | jonah wrote:
               | The process is just prone to doing that.
               | 
               | It's a combination of things - uneven application of the
               | likely hand applied chemical coating, handling the plates
               | by the edges while loading and processing, unevenness of
               | the metal frame surrounding the plate in the camera,
               | older lenses which had vignetting and lower sharpness at
               | the edges, processing chemicals seeping into the edges of
               | the coating, etc etc.
        
             | jonah wrote:
             | You can do an internet search for plates for your
             | particular size or model of camera. They're probably out
             | there.
        
             | Palomides wrote:
             | j lane dry plates
             | 
             | https://www.pictoriographica.com/dry-plate-blog
        
             | mvuijlst wrote:
             | Short film here: https://vimeo.com/699756494?embedded=true&
             | source=video_title...
        
             | [deleted]
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | jonah wrote:
         | There are quite a few people shooting with vintage equipment
         | and techniques. They do it for many reasons - for a specific
         | aesthetic, to evoke a certain time period, to achieve technical
         | qualities not readily doable with modern equipment, because
         | it's fun to play with old tools, because there's a market for
         | art using older techniques, etc.
         | 
         | I have a friend who's business is producing images -
         | portraiture and landscapes - on very large glass plates for
         | example.
         | 
         | http://lachambrephotographique.squarespace.com/
         | 
         | I have another friend who is a high-end commercial photographer
         | by day, but for his personal art, he shoots with large format
         | view cameras - which would be using glass plate negatives - in
         | this style of Ansel Adams or Edward Weston.
        
       | bendbro wrote:
       | Thank god they didn't pick one of those modern atrocities.
       | 
       | And yes, before any speculate, I am unironically an out-of-the-
       | closet bigot.
        
       | pen2l wrote:
       | I was fortunate enough to visit it the year before it caught on
       | fire.
       | 
       | It's just a cathedral, I thought, just an attraction to check off
       | from my 'list of things to see' so I visited it on a whim really
       | on a lazy Sunday afternoon while I was around the area. Oh man,
       | there is something about it, the grandness, the structure. The
       | rebuild appears to going for a very faithful reconstruction of
       | what it was before.
       | 
       | Definitely go see it if you get the chance.
        
         | drewzero1 wrote:
         | I was in Paris for only a day in 2015 and saw Notre Dame from
         | the outside but did not have the time to wait in line. I fondly
         | remember everything I was able to experience walking up and
         | down the Seine that day, but a small part of me regrets being
         | so close and not going in.
        
         | mytailorisrich wrote:
         | The interior of the "Sainte-Chapelle", which is nearby is even
         | more breathtaking, IMHO. Both deserve a visit.
        
           | cjaro wrote:
           | La Sainte-Chapelle was far better than the Notre Dame for me.
           | I went to mass at the cathedral but the art and design of the
           | Saint-Chapelle was more beautiful to me. I grew up catholic
           | so maybe huge grand cathedrals don't really inspire much
           | beyond reluctance and memories of suffocating in stuffy
           | cathedrals my whole childhhood.
           | 
           | It is a beautiful piece of history, but that's the extent of
           | it for me. Cheers to those to find the cathedral moving or
           | breathtaking.
        
           | anonAndOn wrote:
           | They hold (held?) small, intimate classical concerts in the
           | chapel infrequently during the summer which gave the audience
           | a glimpse of what it must've been like to live like royalty.
           | The experience was sublime.
        
         | bloomingeek wrote:
         | I totally get it. As a non-Catholic, I still fell in love with
         | Notre Dame, my wife actually was so moved at our first glance
         | she cried. You never forget a traveling experience like that!
        
         | regentbowerbird wrote:
         | And if you are in Paris and can't visit Notre-Dame because it
         | is under renovation, maybe go see some other gothic cathedrals
         | that are less than an hour away by train, such as Beauvais' or
         | Chartres'.
         | 
         | For what my opinion is worth, I was awestruck by Beauvais'
         | cathedral personally (even though, or especially because, I
         | visited a fair number of period churches). Its nave is
         | incredibly high, high enough that the aisles vaults by
         | themselves are higher than some entire churches. It's also only
         | halfway done, which is somewhat disappointing from an
         | architectural perspective but fascinating from an archeological
         | perspective: half the Carolingian cathedral is still there,
         | which is a rarity.
        
           | kakwa_ wrote:
           | Another beautiful cathedral around Paris is Amiens.
           | 
           | It's a more recent cathedral than Notre-Dame, and
           | consequently higher, nearly as high as Beauvais in fact, but
           | this one didn't collapse (even if she needed a very costly
           | iron belt to stay that way).
           | 
           | It's also located near the quite nice Saint Leu neighborhood
           | with tons of restaurants near the main canal. And right next
           | to Saint Leu, you have the Hortillonnages (crisscross of
           | waterways and small gardens) which are also worth a visit
           | (it's possible to rent boats to visit them).
           | 
           | It's only ~1 hour away from Paris (Gare du Nord) by train,
           | and definitely worth spending a day there in my opinion. Just
           | don't be afraid by the sight of the tour Perret when exiting
           | the station at Amiens ^^.
        
         | rmason wrote:
         | I've had people tell me it's just a church. Course they've
         | never visited. I was there for the first time in 1975. It took
         | my breath away, there's definitely something spiritual you feel
         | to your core. I felt extreme joy, awe and happiness.
         | 
         | The only other time that I've been such moved is when I visited
         | Dachau. But it's a different feeling one of darkness and
         | extreme sadness.
         | 
         | Both are worth visiting to experience the true arc of human
         | experience.
        
           | SECProto wrote:
           | I visited and while I found the scale somewhat awe-ing, it
           | didn't have nearly as much an impact on me as you've
           | described. What did have such an impact, however, was La
           | Sagrada Familia
        
       | spawarotti wrote:
       | https://archive.ph/V9ALy
        
       | 1337shadow wrote:
       | Nice little story about how the people burnt Notre Dame a couple
       | centuries ago. This makes me think about how Notre Dame has been
       | rising for a millennium, how are we supposed to believe it "took
       | fire" exactly? Cause the article is clear: last time it burnt
       | like that it was because people did it on purpose. Do you think
       | whoever did this has been forgiven, or "is yet to be found"?
        
       | justinator wrote:
       | A wonderful article. As a lover of art history, Notre Dame is an
       | interesting example of European living art. As a former Catholic
       | now atheist, I just don't know exactly how I feel about it's
       | symbolism.
       | 
       | I never had doubt that the cathedral would be rebuilt, though. A
       | few years to rebuild is merely a wink in the time it took to,
       | "finish" it.
        
         | VHRanger wrote:
         | You can enjoy the architecture and art (Notre Dame) without
         | necessarily endorsing the artist (the church institution).
         | Other examples:
         | 
         | - Roman Polanski is a bad human who made good movies
         | 
         | - The Pyramids of Egypt are grand structures but accomplished
         | with slave labor
         | 
         | etc. etc.
        
           | justinator wrote:
           | I... know.
           | 
           | Although your examples are pretty bad. Roman Polanski is
           | still alive, lives within the same legal boundaries of my
           | world and should face the same repercussions for crimes. I
           | may elect to not watch his films in favor of another artist
           | as I certainly do not condone his behavior.
           | 
           | A historical church from the Middle Ages built by generations
           | of anonymous builders - maybe a different situation.
        
           | jakear wrote:
           | Slaves didn't build the pyramids:
           | 
           | > Animal bones found at the village show that the workers
           | were getting the best cuts of meat. More than anything, there
           | were bread jars, hundreds and thousands of them - enough to
           | feed all the workers, who slept in long, purpose-built
           | dormitories. Slaves would never have been treated this well,
           | so we think that these labourers were recruited from farms,
           | perhaps from a region much further down the Nile, near Luxor.
           | 
           | https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/were-the-egyptian-
           | pyram...
        
           | jacquesm wrote:
           | The church institution is not the artist, they were the
           | artists' sponsor and commissioned the work.
        
           | trasz wrote:
           | Sure, but in this case this could be easily avoided by
           | turning it into something useful to society, eg a museum.
        
           | virtualritz wrote:
           | Not disagreeing with your point. However:
           | 
           | > The Pyramids of Egypt are grand structures but accomplished
           | with slave labor
           | 
           | That theory is not well supported any more as of ca. 2010.[1]
           | 
           | [1] see Construction/Workforce in
           | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pyramid_of_Giza
        
       | akharris wrote:
       | There's a wonderful interview with the photographer for this
       | piece, Tomas van Houtryve, on Leica's blog: https://leica-
       | camera.blog/2022/05/09/rebuilding-notre-dame/.
        
         | jacquesm wrote:
         | Those photos are really beautiful.
        
       | cb7 wrote:
        
         | chki wrote:
         | Just to make this clear to everybody: there are no signs at all
         | that this fire was arson. There are multiple explanations for
         | the cause of the fire involving the construction site and some
         | sort of negligence, which seem highly likely to be true.
        
           | seszett wrote:
           | And the "wave" was a handful of unrelated fires that happened
           | near churches (not even in churches for most of them) over a
           | few years and were mounted as a "wave of arson" by extreme-
           | right websites during the height of Syrian refugees influx.
           | 
           | The original website that had a map of these events (that you
           | had to look up yourself to see they amounted to nothing)
           | isn't even online anymore as far as I can see, now this false
           | fact is just a urban legend with a life of its own.
        
           | namecheapTA wrote:
        
             | galgot wrote:
             | I've seen news of churches (Catholic, as most Churches are
             | in France) been set on fire maybe 2 or 3 times in the news
             | here in France, that was a while ago... Not seen any news
             | like that recently. Are there any sources about the true
             | numbers of these arson fires ?
             | 
             | I had the same conversation with someone living in the US
             | at the time of the Notre-Dame fire, I couldn't come with
             | more than 2 or 3 occurrences reported in the French press
             | naming specifics cases with places names and all, while he,
             | in the US would provide me with dozen of press reports of
             | "Churches are burnings by numbers in France !" type of
             | titles ... Many from a very specific side of the political
             | spectrum.
        
             | User23 wrote:
             | Also the ashes weren't even cold, heck the fire was still
             | burning, when the prestige media that serves as most
             | people's sole epistemological authority pronounced that the
             | fire was absolutely assuredly accidental.
             | 
             | I recall being particularly impressed with the speed and
             | rigor of that investigation.
        
         | selimthegrim wrote:
         | Do you have even the tiniest shred of circumstantial evidence
         | this was intentional?
        
         | googlryas wrote:
         | Besides for lack of evidence of arson and evidence of negligent
         | construction practices, how exactly do you guess one could root
         | out anti-church extremists?
        
       | dreen wrote:
       | Rebuilding "as it was", despite calls for modernization, is also
       | something that happened after the Great Fire of London in 1666.
       | Especially Christopher Wren, one of the most famous architects of
       | XVII century, was supposedly very upset that his plan for a
       | concentric ring-like city plan was rejected, in favour of
       | rebuilding the city with all its tangled medieval street plan.
        
         | owoskdhrkr wrote:
         | Details: https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2016/jan/25/how-
         | london-mi...
         | 
         | I don't think Wren's plan looks very concentric or ring-like.
         | He also got to rebuild St. Paul's to a completely new design,
         | in those years. Maintaining the original plot boundaries, as
         | the city was rebuilt, naturally didn't interfere with the
         | cathedral.
        
           | dreen wrote:
           | Thanks, never saw the plan just heard an anecdote. And it's
           | interesting to learn London landlords could be as "assertive"
           | in XVII century as they are now
        
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       | bombela wrote:
       | This website is cancer. Randomly switch to a different article.
       | And hijack the history in a loop.
        
         | pwg wrote:
         | Using Ublock Origin to block all the javascript allows the
         | article to be read, without random switches or history
         | hijacking.
        
       | euroclydon wrote:
       | I never knew what a flying buttress was. They sure are ugly.
       | Makes the building look like a group of giant spiders.
        
         | giraffe_lady wrote:
         | Funny enough I think this was the common view when they were
         | introduced as well. They were a necessary kludge to get certain
         | interior features and through age and context they've become
         | appreciated for their own sake.
        
         | VHRanger wrote:
         | They were necessary back then to keep an open space interior.
         | With modern building techniques they're obviously not
         | necessary.
         | 
         | That said, most people love them
        
       | throw0101a wrote:
       | Meta: What structures built today will be thought
       | important/sacred/useful enough to be kept around for several
       | hundred years?
       | 
       | * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre-Dame_de_Paris
        
         | bobthepanda wrote:
         | A lot of modern buildings are rebar, and in practice rebar
         | seems to have a lifespan of around 100 years.
        
         | Barrin92 wrote:
         | Due do usefulness maybe a few very significant pieces of
         | infrastructure, but I don't there's such a thing as a new
         | sacred structure because there's nothing that is sacred,
         | period. An interesting observation is that artefacts which were
         | moved from their places of origin (which are still sacred) in
         | the ME to say museums as an explicit act of modern
         | conservation, these were the first artefacts to be destroyed
         | during the recent wars in the region, while anything still
         | stuck in its 'unsafe' places has survived. The defining feature
         | of modernity is that everything is replaceable.
        
         | mongol wrote:
         | Pentagon.
        
         | wongarsu wrote:
         | Notre Dame took about a century to complete, keeping it around
         | for at least ten times its construction time isn't crazy
         | compared to other structures.
         | 
         | In that vein, the Sagrada Familia [1] might get finished this
         | decade, was started in 1883, and is likely to be kept around
         | for a couple centuries.
         | 
         | [1] https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagrada_Fam%C3%ADlia
        
           | rob74 wrote:
           | The Sagrada Familia was my first thought too. Definitely
           | worth a visit! I think it very much carries on the spirit of
           | Gothic cathedrals. Those builders used the best construction
           | techniques of their time to create breathtaking buildings,
           | and Gaudi did the same with the techniques of his time (and
           | those who picked up the work after he died did the same). The
           | interior with the tree-like branching columns is especially
           | impressive...
        
         | wongarsu wrote:
         | Technically an extension of a much older building, but I think
         | the glass pyramid of the Louvre in Paris, completed in 1988, is
         | iconic enough that we will want to keep it around. It's also
         | easy and practical to maintain compared to other structures we
         | value.
        
         | peterpost2 wrote:
         | First one that comes to my mind is the Chernobyl sacrophage.
        
         | GloriousKoji wrote:
         | The ones that brings in all the tourists and money?
        
           | ganbatekudasai wrote:
           | Right. The question being discussed is which ones that will
           | be.
        
           | kakwa_ wrote:
           | Well, that's only a recent development (compared to the life
           | span of these historical buildings).
           | 
           | A lot of these Cathedrals managed to survive long period of
           | neglect with minimal to no maintenance.
           | 
           | There is a bit of survivor bias in there, but it's also a
           | testament to the durability of these buildings.
        
         | blocked_again wrote:
         | Best guess would be the same structures that have been kept
         | around us by over the past hundred years for their importance,
         | scarcity and usefulness.
         | 
         | Some of them being Great Wall of China, Taj Mahal, Machu Pichu,
         | Petra, etc.
        
         | munk-a wrote:
         | Probably buildings that gain historical significance - that's a
         | very hard thing to predict but I'd guess the next important
         | site is probably going to be where Ukraine and Russia sign a
         | treat to cease violence - assuming that happens and that it
         | happens on Ukrainian soil.
        
           | bobthepanda wrote:
           | Yes and no.
           | 
           | Some sites of historical significance were intentionally
           | destroyed, particularly if the memory is painful. Most
           | notably it has been very hard to preserve what remains of the
           | Berlin Wall as a memorial.
        
         | squirtle24 wrote:
         | They built a modern day replica of the Leaning Tower of Pisa in
         | downtown SF [1]. If the original is anything to go by, this one
         | should last 600 years!
         | 
         | [1]
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Tower_(San_Francisc...
        
         | avemg wrote:
         | We'll never know. That's for future generations to decide!
        
         | eCa wrote:
         | I doubt any of the all-window-facade building will be able to
         | stand the test of time. On the other hand, the parisians wanted
         | the "useless and monstrous" Eiffel tower torned down after the
         | exhibition (as was the plan) so I think it is inherently
         | difficult to guess.
        
         | em-bee wrote:
         | maybe some of these:
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonders_of_the_World#Seven_Won...
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_7_Wonders_of_the_World
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bah%C3%A1%CA%BC%C3%AD_House_of...
        
         | rdl wrote:
         | Big dams and bridges would get my vote (Hoover, Aswan, etc.)
         | 
         | Possibly launch facilities at Cape Canaveral and Boca Chica.
        
         | BurningFrog wrote:
         | Every single shed, gas station, and park bench in San
         | Francisco, for starters.
        
           | fmajid wrote:
           | Don't forget the historic laundromats!
        
       | arthurcolle wrote:
       | Any bets on what cursed specimen is inside the lead sarcophagus?
        
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