[HN Gopher] Song from 1989 declared a cybersecurity vulnerabilit...
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       Song from 1989 declared a cybersecurity vulnerability for crashing
       hard drives
        
       Author : quyleanh
       Score  : 113 points
       Date   : 2022-08-22 22:34 UTC (2 days ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (www.techspot.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (www.techspot.com)
        
       | ashton314 wrote:
       | The vulnerability and the fix remind me of a chapter in _Godel,
       | Escher Bach_ where Achilles gives the tortoise (or maybe the
       | other way around) a record that, when played, destroys his record
       | player. So fun to see that IRL.
        
         | dmd wrote:
         | I mentioned this when this was posted last week.
         | 
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32507898
        
         | SilasX wrote:
         | That actually illustrates why it's a bad analogy for
         | communicating the concept: it's not intuitive at all why record
         | player _could_ be destroyed by playing the right record -- most
         | have volume limits that make this very difficult in practice,
         | and most people never see one even getting close enough to see
         | the dynamics that would cause it to happen.
         | 
         | And so it definitely doesn't help communicate the broader idea
         | that all formal systems (meeting some minimal criteria) should
         | have a corresponding flaw.
         | 
         | (I would have gone with a helicopter as the system but that
         | would require domain familiarity.)
        
           | bch wrote:
           | > I would have gone with a helicopter as the system but that
           | would require domain familiarity
           | 
           | Would you give it a try?
        
             | SilasX wrote:
             | Well, there isn't much to add beyond the fact them being
             | more prone to acoustic breakage. Helicopters are a
             | nightmare for vibrations because you have to spin the rotor
             | really fast and forcibly, risking over-stressing critical
             | structural components if you excite them at their resonant
             | frequency. They're designed to operate at only one rotor
             | speed because that's enough of a headache in terms of
             | preventing it from hitting resonant modes that the
             | structure can't handle.
             | 
             | So for helicopters it's much easier to imagine a pattern of
             | rotor movement that will break the system -- though again,
             | getting the intuition down would require having modeled
             | vibratory systems to see when they go out of control.
             | 
             | But at least it's more intuitive than record players, which
             | work with much smaller vibrations and generally operate in
             | moderate volume limits.
        
               | viscanti wrote:
               | I wonder why they didn't have Achilles give out a special
               | rotor for a helicopter that would have caused the entire
               | helicopter to break. It seems like a great analogy for
               | people who have the required domain knowledge as well as
               | think it would be reasonable for someone to gift someone
               | else a helicopter rotor.
        
               | schoen wrote:
               | This reminds me of the Donald Duck cartoon in which for
               | some reason some of the Duck family have acquired a steam
               | calliope (kind of like a somewhat portable pipe organ),
               | and are trying to figure out what to do with it.
               | Whereupon they meet a strange hermit who lives in a cave,
               | or something, and who says that he has absolutely
               | everything he needs in life, and there is nothing they
               | can offer him that would be of any value.
               | 
               | Except for one thing.
               | 
               | Of course, it turns out to be a steam calliope.
               | 
               | Similarly, I suppose that, sometimes, when you really
               | need a helicopter rotor, you _really_ need a helicopter
               | rotor!
        
           | hobs wrote:
           | It does explain it in the book in a fairly tortured way - its
           | a perfect record player than plays things perfectly and can
           | play anything and that makes it vulnerable. A worse record
           | player would not be vulnerable.
        
         | zzo38computer wrote:
         | The Tortoise gave the phonograph record to the Crab.
         | 
         | (The Crab had a record player which was claimed to reproduce
         | any sounds.)
        
         | HPsquared wrote:
         | Zip drives had something like this. A malfunctioning drive
         | could damage the removable discs in such a way that they would
         | then damage other drives they were inserted into, then the
         | cycle repeats...
         | 
         | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Click_of_death#Iomega_Zip_dr...
        
           | kmeisthax wrote:
           | The mechanism of damage is different. The faulty disks aren't
           | vibrating the drive to death, the drive is head-banging[0].
           | Iomega cost-reduced the drives to a fault; removing a tiny
           | piece of foam that is there specifically so that head-banging
           | _doesn 't damage the drive head_.
           | 
           | Head-banging is an intentional feature on disk drives[1] to
           | correct for read errors and get back to a known good state;
           | so a corrupted disk would cause it to head-bang every time
           | you tried to read from it. And since there was no cushioning
           | on the drive rails each head-bang would misalign the drive...
           | making it corrupt more disks!
           | 
           | I'm not sure what the record player equivalent to this would
           | even be. A very heavy stylus could damage the disc and carve
           | into it, but there's no way you could have a disc permanently
           | change the tracking weight of that stylus.
           | 
           | [0] When a disk drive intentionally crashes its head against
           | a mechanical limit to ensure position of that head in lieu of
           | having an actual sensor
           | 
           | [1] The most egregious case being the Apple ]['s 5 1/2"
           | drives, which intentionally do this on _every power-up_.
        
             | thaumasiotes wrote:
             | > I'm not sure what the record player equivalent to this
             | would even be. A very heavy stylus could damage the disc
             | and carve into it, but there's no way you could have a disc
             | permanently change the tracking weight of that stylus.
             | 
             | Conceptually, you could have a record made of "tar", which
             | got scraped off onto the stylus and was then impossible to
             | clean off.
        
           | samstave wrote:
           | OMG recall having a zip and 1 gig IOMEGA drive in your tower?
           | and how cool you thought you were
        
             | Bud wrote:
             | I kinda always thought Zip was a kludge technology, and I
             | thought I was way cooler because I used magneto-optical
             | instead. (I kinda still do, because those discs are still
             | working, 937 years later.)
        
             | 1shooner wrote:
             | Especially when that tower was a licensed mac clone
             | SuperMac. I don't think our Jaz drives ever really worked.
        
       | excalibur wrote:
       | So if you stand in Times Square with a boombox and play this song
       | at full volume, does that constitute a cyber attack?
        
         | SketchySeaBeast wrote:
         | I suppose in the same way throwing a USB stick full of malware
         | at someone would be, yeah.
        
           | Bud wrote:
           | Disagree, I guess. Throwing a USB stick of malware at someone
           | doesn't realistically serve the purpose of infecting their
           | stuff with that malware. But playing this song in Times
           | Square very much does have a realistic chance of breaking
           | their hard drives, if said drives are old enough, etc.
        
             | SketchySeaBeast wrote:
             | I think it's actually more likely that someone will pick up
             | a USB stick and infect themselves than they will be using a
             | '88 5400 RPM hard drive in the vicinity close enough to be
             | affected by the resonance.
        
         | scohesc wrote:
         | I'd consider it social engineering in this day and age.
         | 
         | Who _wouldn't_ want to tell you all their encryption keys and
         | passwords after listening to Janet Jackson? ;-)
        
       | praptak wrote:
       | There's a story (not confirmed) about a Black Team member using
       | resonance to crash (physically) a tape cabinet:
       | http://www.penzba.co.uk/GreybeardStories/TheBlackTeam.html
        
       | causality0 wrote:
       | I've been so disappointed in the reaction of tech sites to this
       | story. It's a third-hand anecdote about an unspecified model of
       | hard drive from fifteen years ago which might be complete
       | bullshit but I'm seeing links to articles about it one or times a
       | day for a straight week.
        
       | jmbwell wrote:
       | Of course, I'm reminded of Brendan Gregg shouting at hard drives:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDacjrSCeq4
       | 
       | Hard disk drives are not dissimilar from other high-precision
       | acoustic systems. The actuator is even called a "voice coil."
       | 
       | That we are able to transmit a range of frequencies with
       | sufficient accuracy and precision to induce a magnet to move a
       | near-microscopic coil of wire at the end of armature flying
       | microns above the surface of a platter spinning at a rotational
       | velocity of thousands of RPMs and a linear velocity of inches per
       | millisecond, land at exact locations, and detect the polarity of
       | a magnetic field... I can't even. I don't even know what to
       | compare it to.
        
         | cm2187 wrote:
         | or Apple: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5d151lqJsA&t=150s
        
         | samstave wrote:
         | We have a word for that.
         | 
         | > _MAGICK_
        
         | OedipusRex wrote:
         | Last time someone posted this he showed up in the comments lol
        
           | mmastrac wrote:
           | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32513240
        
         | ideamotor wrote:
         | Compare it to ... Havana syndrome?
        
         | sbierwagen wrote:
         | A lot of signal processing/information theory stuff crosses
         | over pretty seamlessly between hard drives and radio
         | transmission, too: https://www.schrankmonster.de/wp-
         | content/uploads/2019/12/Scr...
         | 
         | The presentation that (deleted) tweet screenshots:
         | https://www.iaria.org/conferences2015/filesAICT15/AnIntroduc...
        
       | zwieback wrote:
       | I was setting up a trade show in Zurich when Janet Jackson was
       | soundchecking Rhythm Nation in the next building. None of our
       | hard drives crashed but that was in 88 or 89 so I guess maybe the
       | vulnerability showed up much much later.
        
         | anyfoo wrote:
         | The live version may not have that exact frequency. Or the
         | acoustics of the hall and the audio system may have acted as a
         | filter at that frequency.
         | 
         | But it might be more likely that the hard disks just weren't
         | vulnerable, yeah. (5400rpm in '89, was that common?) Otherwise,
         | if they did play the original song, then the loudness could
         | have made the effect even worse.
        
           | zwieback wrote:
           | All true. What I remember was just how damn loud it was. We
           | were quite a bit away and you could feel it in your bones.
        
       | StingyJelly wrote:
       | Has someone demonstrated this? It was immediately my favorite CVE
       | but without poc and based on a single story I'm quite skeptical.
        
         | shakna wrote:
         | Whilst not precisely the same, you do have the famous
         | "Screaming in the Data Centre" [0] from over a decade ago.
         | 
         | [0] https://youtube.com/watch?v=tDacjrSCeq4
        
       | elwell wrote:
       | Ah yes, Janet Jackson's infamous 'hard drive malfunction'.
        
       | z9znz wrote:
       | > special malware that is able to encode the data to be
       | transmitted through direct manipulation of the fan speed
       | 
       | So in addition to being more pleasant to use, fanless laptops
       | (computers) are also more secure!
        
       | neogodless wrote:
       | Quite a few submissions on this recently.
       | 
       | "Janet Jackson had the power to crash laptop computers"
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32483211
       | 
       | (This is based on the original Raymond Chen blog post.)
        
       | gennarro wrote:
       | Previously shared here, via the cve, which is a less interesting
       | read of course.
       | 
       | Link: https://exploit.report/cve/cve-2022-38392/
        
       | lowbloodsugar wrote:
       | FTA, originally from
       | https://www.theregister.com/2022/08/18/janet_jackson_video_c...
        
         | anyfoo wrote:
         | Yeah, link should probably be changed to that.
         | 
         | I initially wondered why this is not just pointing to Raymond
         | Chen's excellent blog (https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthi
         | ng/20220816-00/?p=10... ), which is also linked by both The
         | Register and Techspot, but the The Register article adds that
         | it's not officially a CVE.
        
       | kuon wrote:
       | I had the "vibration" problem a few times in me IT career, train,
       | construction work and once elevators.
       | 
       | It is the kind of issue that are really hard to diagnose the
       | first time but after the first time it's part of the standard
       | "diagnose suite".
       | 
       | I love to show this video about the effect of noise on HDD (be
       | sure to put the volume down)
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDacjrSCeq4
        
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