[HN Gopher] The sad story of Heisenberg's doctoral oral exam (1998)
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       The sad story of Heisenberg's doctoral oral exam (1998)
        
       Author : occamschainsaw
       Score  : 191 points
       Date   : 2022-12-08 14:38 UTC (8 hours ago)
        
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       | CarbonCycles wrote:
       | Really appreciate articles like these...it somewhat reflects how
       | society expects people to conform, but it's always the outliers
       | that manage to change the world.
       | 
       | Thank you for sharing...
        
       | jgerrish wrote:
       | It's not a sad story. It's a lesson to others.
       | 
       | It's interesting how the story switches between reasons. To me,
       | the most salient is: "could not overcome Heisenberg's complete
       | lack of interest and gave up the effort".
       | 
       | Attention to detail has been one of my largest issues in mistakes
       | I've made, and this reminds me that sometimes that's what is
       | required.
       | 
       | And sometimes what's required is putting a draft on arxiv.org and
       | waiting for the criticism or roast.
       | 
       | Growing up in a house where your parent is worried about your
       | performance in a subfield and reaches out to experts in the
       | field. That's the complicated double-edged sword.
        
         | galaxyLogic wrote:
         | "could not overcome Heisenberg's complete lack of interest and
         | gave up the effort"
         | 
         | We all want to excel so naturally we pick topics which seem
         | easy to us and thus can expect to excel further in them. If we
         | did not do well in some topic earlier, we are not very
         | interested in it, because the best we can hope is to do ok in
         | that subject.
         | 
         | I did not like "technical drawing" in my first year and so I
         | found a way to pass without taking that course. Now I lament I
         | didn't take it. But I wanted to excel, not be mediocre in
         | something.
         | 
         | I wish this psychological observation was taught to first year
         | students.
        
           | galaxyLogic wrote:
           | Why Technical Drawing is important? Because anything we
           | envision in our mind is in essence a 3-D model. If we can
           | draw it on paper it helps to clarify our thoughts. We can not
           | envision anything 4-D, can we? Being able to draw 3-D objects
           | on paper(or computer) with correct perspective is invaluable
           | I now think.
        
             | pvaldes wrote:
             | > We can not envision anything 4-D, can we?
             | 
             | We definitely can draw 4-D in paper. It just needs much
             | more work.
        
       | superposeur wrote:
       | Having just finished the epic Making of the Atomic Bomb by
       | Richard Rhodes, my mind goes to a different place --- Heisenberg
       | was at the core of the German bomb project. Speculatively, I
       | wonder how things might have gone a different way had he been
       | required to be a brilliant experimentalist too. Success versus
       | failure hinged on nitty-gritty experimental details, not on
       | sweeping theoretical insight.
       | 
       | Probably not, but then again -- Germany is where fission was
       | discovered and an also a powerhouse of chemical engineering. Not
       | all of German science fled the nazis.
        
         | vibrolax wrote:
         | I don't know. Having the theoretical and experimental physics
         | talent was a necessary condition for producing the atomic bomb,
         | but was not sufficient. What was lacking was a government
         | willing and able to commit to a crash program building the
         | novel industrial base for isotope separation, radiochemical
         | separation, and all the other things detailed in Rhodes' (and
         | others books).
        
           | superposeur wrote:
           | Agreed that this is low probability. But it did strike me
           | that the Nazi brass were most interested in such a crash
           | program, at one point declaring that it should be given top
           | priority. What dissuaded them were the apparent failures of
           | early efforts and lack of confidence of the scientists
           | themselves -- the scientists got hung up on use of heavy
           | water as a neutron moderator, among other suboptimal
           | practical decisions.
        
         | AaronM wrote:
         | You might also like
         | 
         | Now it Can Be Told: the Story of the Manhattan Project by
         | Leslie R. Groves
         | 
         | I thought it did a good job at talking about how the Army made
         | everything happen.
        
           | SamReidHughes wrote:
           | Yep, both are fantastic.
        
       | hankman86 wrote:
       | Not so much sad, but rather ignorant. Heisenberg knew that an
       | experimental physicist would sit on the panel. What kind of
       | questions did he expect to get asked?
       | 
       | In those days, the expectation for a physics PhD was to be well-
       | versed in different branches of the art. Think of this as you
       | may, but it seems like Heisenberg simply didn't prepare properly.
        
       | ben_pfaff wrote:
       | These days, it is absolutely unheard of for someone to get a
       | doctorate at age 21. I don't know whether it was unusual then.
        
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         | [deleted]
        
         | nbernard wrote:
         | I'm not sure about unusual or not, but I believe it was (then
         | and there) possible to start a doctorate right after graduating
         | from high-school (if I remember correctly from a biography of
         | J. von Neumann).
        
         | f1shy wrote:
         | I know plenty "Industrie Dr." 22 or 23 yo
        
         | rerx wrote:
         | Stephen Wolfram got it at age 20, in theoretical physics, from
         | CalTech.
         | 
         | (OK, that's also 40+ years ago by now)
        
       | Someone wrote:
       | Reminds me of who were on Fourier's doctoral defense committee:
       | Lagrange, Laplace, and Legendre, who all have a "list of things
       | named after" page on Wikipedia.
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_things_named_after_Jos...
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_things_named_after_Pie...
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_things_named_after_Adr...
        
         | drooglyman wrote:
         | For what it's worth, I just spent ~10 minutes looking for a
         | solid source on this and couldn't find confirmation.
         | 
         | The closest I found was a bio[1], which includes the following:
         | 
         | > The Institute set as a prize competition subject the
         | propagation of heat in solid bodies for the 1811 mathematics
         | prize. Fourier submitted his 1807 memoir together with
         | additional work on the cooling of infinite solids and
         | terrestrial and radiant heat. Only one other entry was received
         | and the committee set up to decide on the award of the prize,
         | Lagrange, Laplace, Malus, Hauy and Legendre, awarded Fourier
         | the prize.
         | 
         | So it's not entirely wrong, but I think that all-star team was
         | not his defense committee.
         | 
         | [1] https://mathshistory.st-andrews.ac.uk/Biographies/Fourier
        
           | Someone wrote:
           | https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-0-387-98098-0_.
           | .. states the same, and mentions what I couldn't find
           | earlier: that they criticized Fourier for his lack of rigour
           | (I remember that as something along the lines of _"but if
           | that's correct, this also is and that can't be true, can
           | it?"_ , (with "this" being Gibb's phenomenon
           | (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibbs_phenomenon)), but
           | chances are high that isn't happen, either.
        
         | gowld wrote:
         | It was a good match, as Joseph Fourier does too:
         | 
         | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_things_named_after_J...
        
         | hindsightbias wrote:
         | Wow, that defense should be a movie or something.
        
         | klipt wrote:
         | And Fourier continued in that tradition:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_things_named_after_Jos...
        
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       | mbadros wrote:
       | I thought the story was that Heisenberg did not know either where
       | the exam was, or when the exam was. :-)
        
         | kaffekaka wrote:
         | Oh he knew both, just not very precisely.
        
       | nothrowaways wrote:
       | Interesting article. We would see more contributios from him had
       | he taken the offer of James Franck. Even probably a different
       | view on the matters.
        
       | alexfromapex wrote:
       | I think sad may be the wrong lens to look at this through. It
       | obviously prepared him for large amounts of success in his
       | career.
        
       | seanhunter wrote:
       | One of my favourite positive doctoral viva stories was
       | Wittgenstein, who presented "Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus" as
       | his dissertation, which had already been published and was
       | already considered a masterpiece. The report was something like
       | "We consider the work of Mr Wittgenstein to be the work of a
       | genius. Nevertheless, it fulfills the criteria for a Cambridge
       | doctorate".
       | 
       | Edit to add: The actual quote (which I just found) was from G.E.
       | Moore (Bertrand Russell was the other examiner): "I myself
       | consider that this is a work of genius; but, even if I am
       | completely mistaken and it is nothing of the sort, it is well
       | above the standard required for the Ph.D. degree."
        
         | arglebarnacle wrote:
         | Very funny to me that on the way out of the room Wittgenstein
         | allegedly "clapped the two examiners [Bertrand Russell and G.E.
         | Moore] on the shoulder and said, 'Don't worry, I know you'll
         | never understand it.'"
        
           | ska wrote:
           | That seems on-brand, if off-base, for Wittgenstein; so
           | perhaps he did.
        
           | my-god-hn wrote:
           | Probably because it was a bunch of nonsense. Wittgenstein has
           | no place in the same sentence as Bertrand Russell.
        
             | max-ibel wrote:
             | I found the book "The world as I found it" by Bruce Duffy
             | to be a fairly good read on this subject.
        
             | kleiba wrote:
             | "When Wittgenstein's Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus was
             | originally published--in German in 1921, and in English in
             | 1922--Bertrand Russell was much better known. In fact,
             | Wittgenstein relied on Russell to get his manuscript
             | published in the first place, and it was Russell's
             | introduction to the Tractatus that encouraged publishers to
             | consider accepting it at all. While Wittgenstein was
             | grateful for Russell's efforts, he was dismayed by his
             | introduction, feeling that not even his former professor
             | understood him. For Russell's part, he was by this time
             | exhausted by his relationship with the young Austrian who
             | had been his student at Trinity in the years leading up to
             | the First World War." [1]
             | 
             | [1] https://dearbertie.mcmaster.ca/letter/wittgenstein
        
             | beezlebroxxxxxx wrote:
             | Wittgenstein is generally considered to be one of most
             | important philosophers of the 20th century, if not the most
             | important. Analytic philosophy has largely lost interest in
             | Russell's works (Kripke was far more important and is
             | generally considered the person who "cleaned" a lot of
             | Russell's deadend projects), while analytic and
             | "continental" philosophy still avidly discuss
             | Wittgenstein's _Philosophical Investigations_ , and the
             | fallouts from that work were a profound reassessment and
             | shake up of philosophy. Russell is probably more well known
             | nowadays as a popularizer of certain ideas in philosophy,
             | as a general interest and political writer, and as a
             | philosopher that typified the particular era in which he
             | wrote, and less so for the actual philosophical ideas he
             | sought to argue for. His History of Western Philosophy book
             | for instance is quite famously bad.
             | 
             | Most people today would question if Russell should be put
             | in the same sentence as Wittgenstein.
        
       | codeulike wrote:
       | FAQ: The "Snake Fight" Portion of Your Thesis Defense
       | 
       | https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq-the-snake-fight-port...
        
       | lqet wrote:
       | > The result was that Heisenberg received the lowest of three
       | passing grades in physics and the same overall grade (cum laude)
       | for his doctorate
       | 
       | I don't think that's accurate - there are usually 4 passing
       | grades for dissertations in Germany, the lowest passing grade
       | being "rite". It would be surprising if "cum laude", which
       | literally means "with praise", was the lowest passing grade at
       | Heisenberg's university (edit: Wikipedia confirms 4 passing
       | grades for Heisenberg's dissertation: "summa cum laude", "magna
       | cum laude", "cum laude", and "passed" [0]).
       | 
       | The standard grades for dissertations in Germany are "summa cum
       | laude" (=very good with distinction), "magna cum laude" (=very
       | good), "cum laude" (=good), "rite" (=sufficient), and
       | "insuffizienter" (=failed). Some faculties have "satis bene" as
       | an additional grade between "cum laude" and "rite".
       | 
       | [0] https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Heisenberg#cite_note-2
        
         | max-ibel wrote:
         | Perhaps you have to read the OP in the spirit of Futurama:
         | 
         | Professor Ogden Wernstrom : I give your invention the worst
         | grade imaginable: an A-minus-minus.
        
       | simonblack wrote:
       | They were uncertain whether to give him a pass?
        
       | Victerius wrote:
       | Let's have some fun. Here's a basic special relativity problem
       | from John R. Taylor's _Classical Mechanics_.
       | 
       | A space explorer A sets off at a steady 0.95 _c_ to a distant
       | star. After exploring the star for a short time, he returns at
       | the same speed and gets home after a total absence of 80 years
       | (as measured by earth-bound observers.) How long do A 's clocks
       | say that he was gone, and by how much has he aged as compared to
       | his twin B who stayed behind on earth? [ _Note_ : This is the
       | famous "twin paradox." It is fairly easy to get the right answer
       | by judicious insertion of a factor of g in the right place, but
       | to understand it, you need to recognize that it involves _three_
       | inertial frames: the earth-bound frame _S_ , the frame _S '_ of
       | the outbound rocket, and the frame _S ''_ of the returning
       | rocket. Write down the time dilation formula for the two halves
       | of the journey and then add. Notice that the experiment is _not_
       | symmetrical between the two twins: B stays at rest in the single
       | inertial frame _S_ , but A occupies at least two different
       | frames. This is what allows the result to be unsymmetrical.]
        
         | pantalaimon wrote:
         | ChatGPT says:
         | 
         | The time dilation formula tells us that the time experienced by
         | a moving clock will appear slower to a stationary observer by a
         | factor of $\gamma$, where $\gamma = \frac{1}{\sqrt{1 -
         | v^2/c^2}}$ and $v$ is the speed of the moving clock and $c$ is
         | the speed of light. In this case, the speed of the space
         | explorer's rocket is 0.95c, so $\gamma = \frac{1}{\sqrt{1 -
         | 0.95^2}} = \frac{1}{\sqrt{0.0025}} \approx 7.071$.
         | 
         | To determine how long the space explorer's clocks say that he
         | was gone, we need to apply the time dilation formula to each
         | half of the journey. Since the speed of the rocket is the same
         | on the way out as it is on the way back, the value of $\gamma$
         | will be the same in both cases.
         | 
         | First, let's consider the outbound leg of the journey. From the
         | perspective of an observer on Earth, this journey takes 40
         | years. However, from the perspective of the space explorer, the
         | time experienced on the outbound leg of the journey will be
         | slower by a factor of $\gamma$, so the time experienced by the
         | space explorer on this leg of the journey will be 40 years /
         | $\gamma$ = $\frac{40}{7.071} \approx 5.648$ years.
         | 
         | Now let's consider the inbound leg of the journey. From the
         | perspective of an observer on Earth, this journey also takes 40
         | years. However, from the perspective of the space explorer, the
         | time experienced on the inbound leg of the journey will also be
         | slower by a factor of $\gamma$, so the time experienced by the
         | space explorer on this leg of the journey will be 40 years /
         | $\gamma$ = $\frac{40}{7.071} \approx 5.648$ years.
         | 
         | To determine the total time experienced by the space explorer,
         | we need to add the time experienced on the outbound leg of the
         | journey to the time experienced on the inbound leg of the
         | journey. This gives us a total time experienced by the space
         | explorer of 5.648 years + 5.648 years = 11.296 years.
         | 
         | To determine the difference in aging between the space explorer
         | and their twin who stayed on Earth, we need to multiply the
         | time experienced by the space explorer by $\gamma$. This gives
         | us a difference in aging of 11.296 years * $\gamma$ = 11.296
         | years * 7.071 = 79.8 years. This means that the space explorer
         | has aged 79.8 years less than their twin who stayed on Earth.
        
           | 314 wrote:
           | Without any background in general relativity at all I can see
           | that it got the basic arithmetic wrong in the last paragraph.
           | Presumably the answer is about 69 years if the math in the
           | precedence paragraphs is correct.
        
           | lifeisstillgood wrote:
           | Wow. It's amazing that if you had not said this was ChatGPT
           | Inwoukd have thought "he's clever I should read it and learn
           | something". However with the caveat there, I don't at all
           | want to read and learn because I have no idea if it is
           | correct or in what ways or direction it is misleading.
           | 
           | I simply cannot trust it.
           | 
           | ChatGPT is like one of the stone statues guarding a mythical
           | treasure - one of them always lies and one always tells the
           | truth. But they do speak full and coherent sentences and they
           | sound convincing.
           | 
           | This does lead I guess to the point - maybe we are ChatGPT
           | engines underneath but use some form of listening to the
           | words and trying to build a real working model that can be
           | tested and predicted.
        
         | selimthegrim wrote:
         | Hint: thinking about what happens when the acceleration changes
         | makes this problem more straightforward
        
       | qwerty456127 wrote:
       | "oral exam" sounds funny. I can't help but imagine a person (whom
       | I visualize as Bryan Cranston for obvious reason) examining
       | someone with their mouth or having their mouth examined :-]
        
         | not_gpt4 wrote:
         | Hes correct. It should be "verbal exam".
        
           | macintux wrote:
           | "verbal" can be applied to either spoken or written word, but
           | I get the sense that people default to "verbal" over "oral"
           | just out of discomfort.
        
             | mannykannot wrote:
             | 'Oral' is also ambiguous. 'Vocal' might be better than
             | either, though it sounds awkward, perhaps simply because it
             | is not used.
             | 
             | Then there's 'interrogation', which Heisenberg might have
             | concurred with...
        
             | msla wrote:
             | No, verbal contrasts with written, as in verbal
             | instructions versus written instructions. Is English your
             | first language?
        
               | macintux wrote:
               | Yes, first and effectively only.
               | 
               | First definition at MW:
               | 
               | > of, relating to, or consisting of words
               | 
               | https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/verbal
        
               | msla wrote:
               | https://www.lawdepot.com/blog/are-verbal-agreements-
               | legally-...
               | 
               | > When two or more parties come to an agreement without
               | any written documentation, they create a verbal agreement
               | (known formally as an oral contract).
               | 
               | I think that alone demonstrates that verbal contrasts
               | with written.
        
           | tom-thistime wrote:
           | In fact, though, it's "oral exam." But it does sound funny.
        
             | not_gpt4 wrote:
             | language, in fact, evolves. a rectal exam involves
             | examining the examining the rectal cavity, so a oral exam
             | should be reserved for examining the oral cavity.
        
               | tom-thistime wrote:
               | I agree in general, but disagree on the details. In an
               | oral exam, a student answers questions orally. That's how
               | language has evolved so far. I can't imagine a situation
               | where a committee of professors would need to examine a
               | granduate student's rectum to evaluate knowledge, so the
               | "rectal exam" above is poorly named. To further advance
               | linguistic evolution, "rectal exam" should be reserved
               | for occasions when the student is required to pronounce
               | words rectally in response to questions in his or her
               | field of study.
               | 
               | That happens more often than you might think, plus it
               | makes everything consistent.
        
           | Retric wrote:
           | No, oral is more clear. We also say something is an oral
           | tradition not a verbal tradition because one of the
           | definitions of oral is "Spoken rather than written."
           | 
           | One of the mean songs for Verbal is "Of, relating to, or
           | associated with words." So a written test could be a verbal
           | test.
        
         | stuaxo wrote:
         | It's how it's described in the UK system, so you get people
         | taking their "French orals" which always sounded funny to me.
        
           | useryman wrote:
           | When I was in school, all of my teachers referred to language
           | listening exams (a tape is played, you have a sheet of
           | questions to answer) as "aural" which mirrors calling the
           | spoken exams "orals". Having not heard the word before, I
           | could barely even tell the words apart when mentioned.
        
           | BeetleB wrote:
           | It's how it is in the US as well.
        
           | kwhitefoot wrote:
           | People don't say viva any more? For viva voce. I must be
           | getting old.
        
             | mattkrause wrote:
             | Are all oral exams vivas? My (distant, secondhand)
             | impression was that it was mostly used for the thesis
             | defense.
        
       | ortusdux wrote:
       | I use to frequent a grad student bar that regularly held an open-
       | mic night for people to practice their defense. It was brutal. A
       | room full of drunk grad and post-grads would try and pick apart
       | your presentation. Targeted academic heckling. It was great. The
       | goal was to get over your fear of the whole process -no matter
       | what, your actual defense would be a better experience.
        
         | yummypaint wrote:
         | Many departments have some kind of "informal lunch talks" for
         | and by grad students, particularly in the summer. People often
         | practice their defenses there. The advantage is everyone is in
         | your field so the grilling can be pretty close to what
         | professors will focus on.
        
         | skadamou wrote:
         | This is so awesome! I want to take part in something like this.
         | It's probably great for grad students to practice asking
         | questions to a presenter as well. So many young PhD students
         | avoid asking questions during talks, especially in subjects
         | they don't know very well, because they are nervous about
         | asking a "dumb" question.
        
         | neilv wrote:
         | A comedian friend in LA said something like this is an
         | institution there.
         | 
         | You spend months/years hitting these clubs to test and refine a
         | bit, while developing all the skills. Some audience make a
         | sport of the heckling, especially some of the other aspiring
         | comedians.
         | 
         | (She said the worst hecklers were the drunk fratbros who
         | imagined themselves comedians, and their own bits were the kind
         | that only their friends would think were funny, but they sure
         | would be demanding of others.)
         | 
         | It was good practice, but brutal, especially if you're weary
         | from living poor, and hanging in there while trying to make it
         | in LA.
         | 
         | Lots of parallels with grad school.
        
         | gcr wrote:
         | gosh that sounds like fun, what school was this for? where was
         | it?
        
         | rnicholus wrote:
         | Sounds like a "Murder Board" -
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_board
        
       | vjust wrote:
       | TIL that a brilliant physicist nearly failed his physics exam
       | (sort of). What is revealing is the broad-based knowledge that
       | was expected of any student of those times. Unlike the super-
       | specialities of today. A career in such fields (rather in any
       | field) in those days required total dedication to academics. Also
       | the importance of oral arguments and oral debate.
        
         | mattkrause wrote:
         | > Unlike the super-specialities of today.
         | 
         | Many programs still administer pretty general qualifying exams.
         | 
         | Mine was about two-thirds systems neuroscience (close to my
         | thesis topic), with some reinforcement learning (in the Sutton
         | and Barto sense) and genetics of autism on the side. You were
         | _strongly_ encourage to pick at least one topic that would be
         | "mind-expanding" rather than just thesis prep work. My spouse's
         | department instead had a thesis/anti-thesis structure. They
         | wrote two proposals, the real one that they intended to carry
         | out and a second one on a totally different topic. They then
         | defended both.
         | 
         | Both were written + oral exams. I found the oral part helpful
         | (fun, even) because the conversation keeps the candidate and
         | reviewer from getting hung up on minor points, while probing
         | how they think. Plus, I think there's a bit of tradition in
         | making the candidate sweat by seeing how far you can ratchet up
         | the difficulty.
         | 
         | What I am surprised about is the "practical" component. I've
         | never heard of a hands-on exam!
        
           | trombonechamp wrote:
           | Sounds like the classic 4th Floor SHM committee
        
             | mattkrause wrote:
             | Indeed---Daeyeol was the RL person!
             | 
             | I'm guessing we just missed each other in grad school?
        
               | trombonechamp wrote:
               | I knew it had to be him when you said Sutton and Barto.
               | 
               | Yeah, I think we just missed each other since your name
               | sounds familiar.
        
         | someweirdperson wrote:
         | Broad? Limited to the fields of the professors, like today. The
         | story talks about the FPI, and an extensive lecture by one of
         | the examiners about this topic. Like today, expect professors
         | to ask about their favorite topics. The FPI seems suitable for
         | a 1st year physics course today, if not even at school. That
         | example shows how one-sided his interests were, not how much of
         | everything was expected.
        
           | gowld wrote:
        
         | pyb wrote:
         | No, a degree in physics today is at least as demanding as it
         | was back then. For instance, the topics discussed in the
         | article, quantum mechanics and practical optics, are
         | requirements in any physics degree I know of.
        
         | harveywi wrote:
         | There are plenty of petty turds in academia today who do
         | similar things, ruining the careers and significantly
         | negatively impacting the lives of students. When they decide
         | that they do not like a student (for _any_ reason), they have
         | unchecked means to make that student's life miserable, make
         | them jump through extra hoops, get them removed from the
         | program, psychologically torment them, etc.
        
           | mbrudd wrote:
           | 100% accurate!
        
           | psychphysic wrote:
           | I don't understand why this is the strongly held narrative
           | here.
           | 
           | Those are some pretty major misses for a PhD candidate
           | physicist. He would have been forwarded of this since he was
           | forced to take one of the exam panels courses!
        
         | peteradio wrote:
         | To become a PhD candidate at a non-top-tier Physics university,
         | I had to derive similar trivia over a wide variety of physics
         | topics in a sort of entry exam. I think it is quite normal.
         | What I doubt is typical anymore is for this to be individual
         | and oral. Also, it was quite typical to fail on your first few
         | go rounds.
        
           | f1shy wrote:
           | It is not. Like not at all. I know PhDs who know literally
           | nothing outside the very narrow topic of their thesis. Like
           | PhD in signal processing unable to understand a control
           | system equation. I see that day in day out where I work.
           | Lucky you, that have a decent title.
        
             | yummypaint wrote:
             | Physics specifically has a long tradition of expecting a
             | wide breadth of knowledge. For example, in every physics
             | department i know details about, the expectation is that
             | any professor is able to teach any class, and class
             | assignments indeed change very regularly.
             | 
             | I think part of the reason is that the knowledge tends to
             | be "use it or lose it" on a multi-year timescale. If you
             | work with physicists who have been pidgeonholed in industry
             | for decades then this is probably to be expected.
        
             | protastus wrote:
             | PhD programs, requirements and exams aren't standardized
             | across institutions. Everyone's experience is different.
             | 
             | PhD graduates are extremely diverse in every possible
             | measure. Some are deep generalists. Others are hyper
             | specialized. Some can walk on water. Others leave you
             | wondering how they managed to graduate.
        
       | sbaiddn wrote:
       | "There is an interesting epilogue to this story. When Heisenberg
       | derived the uncertainty relations several years later, he used
       | the resolving power of the microscope to derive the uncertainty
       | relations"
       | 
       | Loved this part. They are pretty much the same :)
        
       | mjreacher wrote:
       | This reminds me of how Terence Tao almost failed his orals at
       | Princeton. Turns out even the best in the field need to spend
       | lots of time doing hard work.
       | 
       | https://web.math.princeton.edu/generals/tao_terence
       | 
       | https://www.ams.org/journals/notices/202007/rnoti-p1007.pdf (less
       | technical)
        
       | tom-thistime wrote:
       | Really puts Heisenberg in context. No wonder he seems so bitter.
        
         | Victerius wrote:
         | I didn't know Prof. Wien had a HN account.
        
           | tom-thistime wrote:
           | My comment was actually a sort of Dad Joke based on Breaking
           | Bad, not a slap at Werner Heisenberg the physicist.
        
       | abhv wrote:
       | A Turing Award winner (keeping it anonymous) related a similar
       | story to me about his phd qualifier exam (when I was taking
       | mine). This winner is a theoretical computer scientist who
       | skipped most of his computer hardware courses. Near the time of
       | his graduation, he was informed that he needed to pass a hardware
       | course because it was required for graduation.
       | 
       | He worried; his advisor begged the hw professor to give him an
       | oral exam in place, because he was a promising candidate with a
       | faculty job already lined up and incredible published results.
       | 
       | Unlike Wein, the hw professor was happy to oblige and created a
       | basic oral exam, suspecting that the student was destined for
       | greatness.
       | 
       | The student desperately tried to cram the hw textbook, but his
       | heart was simply not into the subject. He did however, get the
       | main point of the entire field.
       | 
       | This is when the funny part of the story begins. If you know this
       | person, you know that he is remarkably clever, charming and
       | convincing. He tells me that the hw professor had prepared a
       | small number of questions, all beginning with something like,
       | "explain how a XXX works in a YYY architecture", and that he
       | really didn't know any details of XXX.
       | 
       | He started by copying a basic diagram of a processor onto the
       | board. He kept his answers short, he began each with quizzical
       | look indicating that the question was obvious, and all answers
       | included a remark along the lines of "Obviously, its for
       | performance!" In some cases, while facing the professor, he would
       | point backwards to a spot _between_ components in the diagram. He
       | would slowly move his finger to different areas based on the look
       | on the professor 's face.
       | 
       | The hw professor was amused and obviously passed the candidate!
       | 
       | TLDR: don't let classes get in the way of your education.
        
         | watwut wrote:
         | This is not classes getting in a way of education. It is an
         | university breaking its own rules and making special exceptions
         | for an individual.
         | 
         | Some school systems do it a lot, others rarely. But generally,
         | the one that don't do this tend to be better overall.
        
         | kwhitefoot wrote:
         | Brilliant! There are good people in the world after all!
        
         | nothrowaways wrote:
         | Nice story, except the TLDR.
        
           | keeganpoppen wrote:
           | it's a Mark Twain reference fwiw
        
       | javajosh wrote:
       | Cool story. The most important aspect of it, in my view, is that
       | the problem of 'deriving the resolving power of an optical
       | system' is a _very interesting one_ that inspired Heisenberg and
       | Bohr! I speculate that the way Wien taught it was by rote, and
       | not fully understood, even by Wien.
        
       | yummypaint wrote:
       | As a physicist i find this quite comforting. It's good to keep in
       | mind that even the most transformative thinkers in the history of
       | science had reasons to experience impostor syndrome. Einstein
       | famously had a lot of trouble with math as well.
       | 
       | No matter how good you are, physics will regularly present you
       | with problems that you can't solve. Statistically speaking, most
       | of the time spent doing science is spent being wrong. As soon as
       | you figure a system out your work is essentially done and you
       | move on to being wrong about a different problem. The psychology
       | is very different from working problem sets, writing an app, or
       | defending a political position, yet we don't really prepare
       | students for these realities as we probably should.
        
         | jofer wrote:
         | > "Statistically speaking, most of the time spent doing science
         | is spent being wrong. As soon as you figure a system out your
         | work is essentially done and you move on to being wrong about a
         | different problem."
         | 
         | That's a remarkably good quote. Definitely very true.
         | 
         | I would argue that grad students prepare pretty well for that,
         | and it's one of the main mindset shifts you're expected to make
         | in grad school vs undergrad. Regardless, though, it's not
         | something that gets broad appreciation.
        
         | meindnoch wrote:
         | >Einstein famously had a lot of trouble with math as well
         | 
         | This is false.
        
           | coyotespike wrote:
           | Yes, Einstein himself directly addressed the myth, noting
           | he'd mastered calculus by about 12.
           | 
           | It is probably true that he was not the mathematician that
           | many other theoretical physicists are. How would you compare
           | him with von Neumann?
           | 
           | But that's a different thing than the common myth that he was
           | bad at math!
        
         | whatshisface wrote:
         | Hopefully you're not wrong but uncertain, if you were wrong
         | you'd be confident you were right.
        
         | vient wrote:
         | > Einstein famously had a lot of trouble with math as well.
         | 
         | Isn't it a myth?
         | http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,288...
        
           | sajid wrote:
           | Einstein was not a very good mathematician. This quote from
           | David Hilbert sums it up well:
           | 
           | "Every boy in the streets of Gottingen understands more about
           | four-dimensional geometry than Einstein. Yet, in spite of
           | that, Einstein did the work and not the mathematicians."
        
       | lifeisstillgood wrote:
       | >>> he still had difficulty with it! And again, when Bohr pointed
       | out the error, it led to emotional difficulties for Heisenberg.
       | 
       | This resonates with me deeply - knowledge that I "should" have
       | known but are shamed for not knowing become massively harder to
       | learn. I think I somehow label that area as "not part of my
       | identity" and so if I need to learn it Indont have an
       | intellectual challenge I have to resolve past trauma and adjust
       | my view of myself. And accept past failings
       | 
       | It's easier now but I see this in kids learning maths or in my
       | own money management etc.
       | 
       | We need to be kinder to ourselves.
        
         | feoren wrote:
         | > We need to be kinder to ourselves.
         | 
         |  _Everyone else_ needs to be kinder to themselves. I, on the
         | other hand, am a worthless piece of shit who deserves no
         | kindness.
         | 
         | Resolving that obvious hypocrisy would require me to accept
         | that I'm "not special"; see, singling myself out as the sole
         | human being who deserves to hate themselves keeps me in a
         | special category. You already mentioned the real problem:
         | 
         | > identity
         | 
         | Yup, there it is. "Part of my identity" and "not part of my
         | identity" are stupid and useless characterizations that we all,
         | me included, cling to desperately. It's extremely freeing to
         | give up parts of your own identity. I try, but it's hard. It
         | feels like death ... but then if it works, it feels like a
         | rebirth. Hating myself is one of the hardest parts of my
         | identity to give up. I'm not sure I'll ever be able to.
         | 
         | But let's all agree to ruthlessly murder those awful "I'm just
         | not good at math" parts of our identities, and help everyone
         | else murder their own. It's such an easy virus to catch, and so
         | damaging.
        
           | shigawire wrote:
           | Psychedelics can help with this for some people.
        
       | WaitWaitWha wrote:
       | Interestingly, this type of entrenchment has not changed in my
       | opinion.
       | 
       | There is always a professor of distinguished, but long forgotten
       | and superseded past-expertise on the orals.
       | 
       | They will insist on nuanced competence in an area no longer
       | necessary to forge ahead. They become petty and claw with every
       | breath to maintain relevance, despite all the others on the panel
       | fully aware of the opposite.
       | 
       | Academia is a cesspool of barely-mediocrity, envy, and jealousy
       | with pockets of brilliance flashing up time to time.
       | 
       | In my opinion.
        
         | JadeNB wrote:
         | > There is always a professor of distinguished, but long
         | forgotten and superseded past-expertise on the orals.
         | 
         | Wait, are you claiming that knowledge of experimental physics
         | is "long forgotten and superseded"? As a mathematician, I'm all
         | for recognising the importance of theoretical physics, and
         | think that there's no reason a good theoretical physicist has
         | also to be a good experimental physicist--but I wouldn't go so
         | far as casting experimental physics on the dustheap! From the
         | relatively sparse information given, the questions asked, about
         | the operation of basic optical instruments like the telescope
         | and the microscope, do not seem like questions that are
         | excessively recondite; they do seem to indicate a basis lack of
         | competence as an experimental physicist (which Heisenberg
         | neither was nor apparently much wanted to be).
        
           | WaitWaitWha wrote:
           | I think I did not make myself clear.
           | 
           | When I read the article, I gathered that there was a
           | necessity for _expert_ in A to make orals in B because their
           | style of presentation. To achieve acceptance at B, there were
           | non-relevant to A requirements.
           | 
           | Did I misunderstood?
        
             | mattkrause wrote:
             | I'd quibble with "non-relevant"
             | 
             | The goal of qualifying exams to produce well-rounded
             | students---or at least ensure that they are minimally aware
             | of the major intellectual traditions in their field.
             | 
             | It's not crazy to expect that a soon-to-be physics
             | professor understands how a battery works, at least
             | roughly.
        
             | JadeNB wrote:
             | > When I read the article, I gathered that there was a
             | necessity for expert in A to make orals in B because their
             | style of presentation. To achieve acceptance at B, there
             | were non-relevant to A requirements.
             | 
             | But you did not say "knowledge in A is not relevant to B"
             | (itself an arguable claim, as my sibling commenter
             | mattkrause points out
             | (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33910025 )); you
             | seemed to be dismissing the validity of "knowledge in A"
             | entirely ("There is always a professor of distinguished,
             | but long forgotten and superseded past-expertise on the
             | orals"). If you meant only the milder claim you make here,
             | then, not being a physicist, I do not think I am qualified
             | to judge, and so withdraw my objection.
        
         | Invictus0 wrote:
         | Did we read the same thing? The article goes on to describe
         | that the exact thing that the professor insisted was important
         | for Heisenberg to know, was later on important for Heisenberg
         | to know.
        
         | max-ibel wrote:
         | OTOH, I will submit that oral exams can really test familiarity
         | of a subject well.
         | 
         | I found this in my own high school and university orals - I
         | prepared much better for those and probably remember to this
         | day many things I would have otherwise forgotten. I also found
         | the exams absolutely terrifying, there's just no easy way to
         | bullshit your way out. My examiners weren't mean at all.
         | 
         | Lem (of course!) expands on that in his Pilot Pirx stories esp.
         | [1]. He agrees with you ;)
         | 
         | [1]
         | https://royallib.com/read/Lem_Stanislaw/The_Conditioned_Refl...
        
       | bowsamic wrote:
       | > In his laboratory work Heisenberg had to use a Fabry-Perot
       | interferometer, a device for observing the interference of light
       | waves, on which Wien had lectured extensively. But Heisenberg had
       | no idea how to derive the resolving power of the interferometer
       | nor, to Wien's surprise, could he derive the resolving power of
       | such common instruments as the telescope and the microscope. When
       | an angry Wien asked how a storage battery works, the candidate
       | was still lost. Wien saw no reason to pass the young man, no
       | matter how brilliant he was in other fields.
       | 
       | As a physicist, I feel like standards were much higher then!
       | There's no way you would fail a student these days for not being
       | able to derive something on the spot or know anything about a
       | subject that isn't directly related to their PhD topic
       | 
       | Also a great illustration at points here of "imposter syndrome",
       | or really that Heisenberg actually _was_ an imposter in certain
       | senses. I understand it all too well. Being a physicist, or any
       | kind of scientist, can be extremely emotional taxing and
       | alienating
       | 
       | > When Heisenberg derived the uncertainty relations several years
       | later, he used the resolving power of the microscope to derive
       | the uncertainty relations-and he still had difficulty with it!
       | And again, when Bohr pointed out the error, it led to emotional
       | difficulties for Heisenberg.
        
         | zeroonetwothree wrote:
         | It's true of any profession. Most people only learn the exact
         | skills they need for their very specific job. If you ask them
         | about anything slightly out of the way they won't know. (Some
         | people are exceptions of course)
         | 
         | I think it's one of the downsides of economic specialization.
         | Although the upsides probably outweigh it substantially.
        
           | tom-thistime wrote:
           | I don't think Heisenberg was necessarily a narrow specialist,
           | trained for just one job. He was one of the inventors of a
           | whole new theory of mechanics.
        
             | bowsamic wrote:
             | Why would that imply he wasn't a narrow specialist?
        
               | mannykannot wrote:
               | There is a very real sense that what he was a
               | 'specialist' in was figuring out what's fundamental to
               | all of physics - so not so narrow.
        
               | bowsamic wrote:
               | Well yeah but that is more of a coincidence that he
               | happened to be a specialist in something with wide
               | effects. QM had implications far beyond just those
               | fundamentals, but I would imagine that he would not have
               | known much about those fields that QM ended up having an
               | effect on. For example, did he know much about optics,
               | which was one of the fields most heavily affected by QM?
               | 
               | The widespread impact of your field and the specificity
               | of actually working in your field are two very different
               | things.
        
               | mannykannot wrote:
               | Coincidence?
        
               | bowsamic wrote:
               | Meaning that he happened to work on something that had
               | widespread effect, he didn't plan for it. It was luck
               | that quantum mechanics was so successful
        
               | mannykannot wrote:
               | I think it is clear that Heisenberg, Sommerfeld, Born and
               | others at the forefront of theoretical physics at the
               | time were well aware of how important and far-reaching
               | the issues that comprised Heisenberg's real work were.
               | 
               | As explained in the article, his diversion into
               | hydrodynamics was purely to secure a doctorate from a
               | physics establishment which had not yet caught up to this
               | fact, and I would say that, if anything, it is this
               | establishment which suffered a surfeit of narrow
               | specializations.
        
               | bowsamic wrote:
               | That isn't at all clear to me as a physicist
               | 
               | Are you a physicist?
        
         | psychphysic wrote:
         | I'm not convinced people fail PhD viva all the time.
         | 
         | It's only a real fail if they tell you to give up
        
           | bowsamic wrote:
           | Indeed in modern times you will know far in advanced whether
           | or not you will pass
        
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