[HN Gopher] What would it take to bring back the dinosaurs?
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       What would it take to bring back the dinosaurs?
        
       Author : mooreds
       Score  : 60 points
       Date   : 2022-12-12 14:40 UTC (8 hours ago)
        
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       | bryanmgreen wrote:
       | Stupidity.
        
       | shp0ngle wrote:
       | I remember in the 90s, when they cloned Polly (or Molly? I don't
       | remember), people predicted crazy future where we keep cloning
       | animals and one day maybe humans.
       | 
       | I don't hear much about cloning recently. What happened?
        
         | sseagull wrote:
         | Don't know about the second question, but I think you are
         | thinking of Dolly the sheep:
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_(sheep)
        
         | sizimon wrote:
         | The sheep was named Dolly, after Dolly Parton, because the cell
         | used for cloning was taken from a mammary gland.
         | 
         | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_(sheep)
        
         | farisjarrah wrote:
         | Apparently it's become so commonplace among pets that my dog's
         | veterinary insurance policy specifically has an exclusion
         | saying that our pet insurance does not cover cloning. I just
         | googled "Dog Cloning" and there were a bunch of results
         | offering the service.
        
           | nobleach wrote:
           | Wait... this was RePet from Total Recall.
        
           | shp0ngle wrote:
           | Oh wow that really is a thing!
           | 
           | Why be sad for your dog's death when you can just clone him.
        
             | tsimionescu wrote:
             | I loved my chosen. How then could I accept the day she
             | died? So I took from her body a single cell - perhaps to
             | love her again.
             | 
             | --Commisionner Pravin Lal
             | 
             | (Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, when finishing The Cloning
             | Vats secret project)
        
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       | pdimitar wrote:
       | Wouldn't that also require the atmosphere of the Earth to contain
       | 33% oxygen again?
        
         | echelon wrote:
         | If you can construct a dinosaur zygote (genome, a wealth of
         | proteins and enzymes, epigenetic markers, cell environment,
         | etc. etc.), you can easily oxygenate a containment room or
         | adjust the metabolic parameters.
         | 
         | DNA's short half life (relative to geological time scales)
         | means we likely won't be recovering enough information from
         | fossils. DNA is a reactive species (it has to be to undergo the
         | incredible mechanics it does). I'm not going to calculate the
         | number of samples we'd need - it's a lot.
         | 
         | Any future "clones" will leverage the wealth of information we
         | gain from our current biodiversity. Really advanced computer-
         | generated approximations of what the biochemistry,
         | developmental biology, etc. could have been.
        
         | jaynetics wrote:
         | It dropped by a third, which is less than the difference
         | between New York and La Paz, so I guess they could deal with
         | it? I wonder how well their immune systems would handle modern
         | germs, though...
        
           | warent wrote:
           | It seems like they would be invulnerable to modern germs,
           | because how could any germs exist which would thrive off
           | hundred-million-year-old genomes
        
             | cogman10 wrote:
             | "germ" is a bad term.
             | 
             | Certainly it's somewhat unlikely (but not impossible!) for
             | them to be susceptible to a virus.
             | 
             | Bacteria/fungal/etc though? They are perfectly susceptible
             | to all those "germs". Strep doesn't really care if it's
             | infecting a human or an animal. It just needs a hospitable
             | environment.
        
             | VLM wrote:
             | We've never done the experiment, but there are innumerable
             | germs that infect across species, so they'd be catching all
             | kinds of stuff.
             | 
             | "FIV cross-species transmission: An evolutionary
             | prospective" is an interesting paper as an example. It
             | seems FIV infects all cats in the cat family. That paper
             | has a long discussion of the old and new world cat problem
             | as relates to FIV. I'm well aware that saber tooth tigers
             | are not dinos but if we brought saber tooth tigers back
             | they would probably be screwed over by FIV either instantly
             | or at least very soon.
             | 
             | An interesting google search phrase is "diseases of farmed
             | crocodiles and ostriches" and apparently there's a reason
             | our supermarkets are full of the livestock we eat; raising
             | meat crocs looks like a HUGE disease headache. Imagine a
             | giant 400 foot long dinosaur suffering from Caiman Pox.
             | 
             | Raising disease free reptiles that we already have
             | experience with seems to be a big headache; I predict it
             | would be pretty tough to raise dinos.
        
             | mywittyname wrote:
             | Dinosaurs are distant ancestors of birds, and we keep
             | billions of birds in captivity all over the world, which
             | has allowed for a whole host of pretty nasty diseases that
             | affect birds to evolve. It would be surprising if none of
             | those were capable of infecting dinosaurs.
        
       | tracker1 wrote:
       | I'm generally with the detractors on a lot of this. I don't think
       | that bringing back dinosaurs is the best idea. I do think getting
       | more diversity with grazing animal populations and increasing the
       | numbers for ruminants would be beneficial. A lot of the
       | grasslands have deteriorated as the numbers of grazing
       | populations have declined. Nature is an ecosystem, not a mono
       | crop.
       | 
       | On the flip side, just with breeding, we've seen what variance
       | can do to bee populations (africanized bees), and how a lack of
       | diverse pollinators are less effective than honey bees alone.
        
         | throw1234651234 wrote:
         | I don't think anyone is considering this as really bringing
         | them back and releasing them into an ecosystem, just Jurassic
         | Park type novelty.
        
           | conductr wrote:
           | If you bring them back, it's only a matter of time before
           | they are in the ecosystem. Maybe we contain it for a decade,
           | a century at most but it's going to happen. It's basically
           | the plot of the entire movie series.
        
             | throw1234651234 wrote:
             | I think that's unrealistic - they either eat all their food
             | (if there is even a climate they can survive in) or they
             | get caught. Though this won't apply to small species as
             | much. But the small dynos won't necessarily ruin the
             | ecosystem as they won't be the apex predator. Not like a
             | T-Rex is going to run around without being found, unless
             | the host country collapses and no one cares. But it will
             | just go extinct again, after causing some damage.
        
               | conductr wrote:
               | > the small dynos won't necessarily ruin the ecosystem as
               | they won't be the apex predator
               | 
               | Ask an aussie how much damage something as innocuous as a
               | rabbit or a frog can do when in an ecosystem they weren't
               | meant for.
               | 
               | > unless the host country collapses and no one cares.
               | 
               | Matter of time. Human life timescale too, not
               | evolutionary timescales
               | 
               | > it will just go extinct again, after causing some
               | damage.
               | 
               | Sounds real fun, I totally want that to happen /s
        
           | axytol wrote:
           | I think containment for such organisms could be more
           | challenging beyond the Jurrasic Park movie plot. For example
           | would we also have to account for side effects such as
           | horizontal gene transfer[0]?
           | 
           | [0] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horizontal_gene_transfer
        
       | subsubzero wrote:
       | I love thought experiments like these, One would have to think
       | where could ancient dinosaur DNA survive? Antarctica has been
       | covered by ice for 5 million years, that is still 60 million
       | years too young. Maybe there are a few bugs that have dino dna
       | that is better preserved than the stuff that has been exposed to
       | sunlight and elements the past 5 million years. And even if there
       | is viable dna you would have to drill down 13-15k feet of solid
       | ice to the antarctic landmass, which might as well be
       | impossible(if you knew exactly where to look).
       | 
       | And lets say you bring the dinosaurs back, what was the air and
       | temperature like for them? back >65mya earth had 30% oxygen(its
       | 21% today) that much oxygen would be hard to deal with for humans
       | today(cuts would heal in a day though!), also forest fires would
       | be uncontrollably bad. And what about the temperature? It would
       | be 10 degrees warmer than it is today. So you would have to alter
       | the climate and atmosphere significantly for your newly cloned
       | dinosaurs to survive, or perhaps they could adapt to our current
       | conditions, who can say?
        
         | VaxWithSex wrote:
         | Only one way to find out!
        
         | russdill wrote:
         | If you want to make a really dramatic movie, have it survive in
         | giant rock fragments knocked into orbit around the sun when the
         | Chicxulub meteor struck the Earth. The inside would hopefully
         | remain very cold and shielded from external radation.
         | 
         | I suspect though that not only would breakdown of DNA still
         | happen on it's own, but atomic decay within the rock would be
         | enough to destroy the DNA.
        
           | subsubzero wrote:
           | Lets not also forget cosmic rays and their effect on
           | interstellar debris(astronauts helmets showed micro holes
           | caused by these rays under an electron microscope) :)
        
         | radicaldreamer wrote:
         | Co2 levels were 5x or 10x higher back then as well, so large
         | forest fires weren't likely.
        
         | sohamssd wrote:
         | My interest was piqued when you mentioned cuts would heal
         | faster. Is there a video that explains what life would be like
         | if the earth had higher concentrations of oxygen? (30,50,70)?
        
       | mugivarra69 wrote:
       | so now we need dinosaur to fill labour gap?
        
         | VaxWithSex wrote:
         | Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs.
         | God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dr.
         | Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
        
       | Zigurd wrote:
       | As others on this thread pointed out, faithfully replicating a
       | dinosaur is both difficult, due to lack of data and a bit
       | pointless if it could be accomplished.
       | 
       | Synthetic biology has bigger fish to fry. For example we are very
       | likely to find that humans are really bad at living in space or
       | on other planets. Fixing that problem has more practical
       | implications.
        
       | la64710 wrote:
       | I did not read the article but the title of this post begs the
       | question "Why?". While I can understand the value of
       | entertainment , I think it would be better to have robotic
       | replicas of dinos rather than the real ones. Just my 2 cents.
        
         | TheRealPomax wrote:
         | You probably want to read the article, then.
        
       | cogman10 wrote:
       | Before we bring back dinos, I'd love to see us bring back species
       | we drove extinct such as the dodo.
        
         | VaxWithSex wrote:
         | The dodo is a dinosaur.
        
         | yamtaddle wrote:
         | Seems to me that until we can do it with a mammoth--which is
         | _way_ easier for a ton of reasons--bringing back any kind of
         | dinosaur is about as sci-fi as faster-than-light travel.
         | 
         | Maybe as biology hacking becomes the new frontier in the coming
         | decades we'll be able to work back from a bird to something
         | impressively dinosaur-like, but I'm not optimistic about
         | growing one from DNA fragments or whatever. Even with a
         | complete genome I think it'd be damn difficult.
        
       | Iwan-Zotow wrote:
        
       | mkl95 wrote:
       | What would prevent them from going extinct again?
        
         | jfk13 wrote:
         | Absence of a suitable meteor?
        
       | photochemsyn wrote:
       | Dinosaurs are gone, all that remains is their bone structures. No
       | complete genomes are recoverable, just maybe a few fragments.
       | 
       | However if you want dinosaur-like creatures, you're basically
       | talking giant flightless birds. So, start with something like an
       | ostritch or a rhea, and use CRISPR to make selective edits aimed
       | at increasing leg size and bone density. This would require a
       | comprehensive understanding of development in these species, of
       | course, and that's probably not there yet. You'd also want to
       | create a fairly diverse source population so the new species
       | wouldn't suffer from inbreeding issues.
       | 
       | Once you got the leg strength and body mass up, it's time to go
       | for big sharp teeth. Increase spine strength and musculature, and
       | then reactive that talpid2 gene with modifications that allow the
       | embryos to survive to adulthood:
       | 
       | https://www.science.org/content/article/mutant-chickens-grow...
       | 
       | Now, would this giant mutant toothed ostrich be a dinosaur? For
       | all intents and purposes, yes. Would doing this be a good idea,
       | would you want these things running around suburban neighborhoods
       | devouring stray cats and terrorizing the local human population?
       | Maybe not.
        
         | Archelaos wrote:
         | Complete layman here. -- What about trying to reconstruct a
         | likely common ancestor of reptiles and birds on the DNA level
         | and combining this with the Parent's approach?
        
       | elwell wrote:
       | "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they
       | could, they didn't stop to think if they should." - Dr. Ian
       | Malcolm
        
       | clever-hans wrote:
       | I find it fascinating that we may be able to clone extinct
       | species, but I agree with the warnings about the dangers of de-
       | extinction. Just because we can do something doesn't mean we
       | should. It's important to consider the potential consequences of
       | bringing back ancient species, both for the animals themselves
       | and for the ecosystem. It's also worth noting that even if we are
       | able to successfully clone a dinosaur, it's unlikely that it
       | would be a true copy of the original due to the degradation of
       | DNA over time. Cloning a dinosaur would be more like creating a
       | genetically modified hybrid than reviving a true extinct species.
        
         | Robotbeat wrote:
         | Let's build huge new habitats for them in orbit.
        
           | DonHopkins wrote:
           | That's been done!
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaurs_on_a_Spaceship
           | 
           | >"Dinosaurs on a Spaceship" is the second episode of the
           | seventh series of the British science fiction television
           | programme Doctor Who. It first aired on BBC One in the UK on
           | 8 September 2012 and on BBC America on the same date in the
           | United States. It was written by Chris Chibnall and directed
           | by Saul Metzstein.
           | 
           | >The episode features alien time traveller the Doctor (Matt
           | Smith) and his companions Amy Pond (Karen Gillan) and Rory
           | Williams (Arthur Darvill) accompanied by Rory's father, Brian
           | (Mark Williams), Queen Nefertiti (Riann Steele), and John
           | Riddell, a British big-game hunter (Rupert Graves). The group
           | lands on a large spaceship that contains dinosaurs and
           | discover that it is a Silurian ark, though the Silurians have
           | been murdered by Solomon (David Bradley), a black market
           | trader who is intent on finding something of value.
        
           | goatlover wrote:
           | Lets engineer them for Mars.
        
         | ak_111 wrote:
         | This sounds like gpt.
        
           | autotune wrote:
           | And it is a new account. What is the point?
        
             | DonHopkins wrote:
             | To say one thing, then do the opposite.
             | 
             | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33953823
             | 
             | clever-hans 4 hours ago | undown [flagged] | parent |
             | context | flag | favorite | on: Ask HN: Should HN ban
             | ChatGPT/generated responses?
             | 
             | I agree that ChatGPT/generated responses should be banned
             | on HN. It undermines the integrity of the platform and goes
             | against the spirit of genuine discussion and collaboration.
             | Let's not turn HN into a spammy bot-infested wasteland.
        
             | ak_111 wrote:
             | For what's it worth I don't mind it. I was just pointing
             | out how easy it is to identify gpt content and wanted to
             | verify.
        
       | nathias wrote:
       | a good AI paired with a gene engineering
        
         | VaxWithSex wrote:
         | indeed
        
       | DonHopkins wrote:
       | Bringing back dinosaurs is a lot like using regular expressions:
       | 
       | Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll
       | bring back dinosaurs." Now they have two problems.
        
         | TheMaskedCoder wrote:
         | Suddenly, I am very curious about what problem could possibly
         | inspire bringing back dinosaurs as a potential solution...
        
           | PeterisP wrote:
           | The problem of not having dinosaurs for your theme park.
        
           | skirmish wrote:
           | Infestation by resurrected mammoths, of course.
        
       | buggythebug wrote:
       | Jeff Goldblum
        
       | Doorstep2077 wrote:
       | Dinosaurs lived millions of years ago and became extinct long
       | before humans existed. Even if we had the technology to bring
       | them back, we would not have any of their DNA to use as a
       | template. Additionally, the environment that they lived in no
       | longer exists, so even if we could bring them back, they would
       | not have a suitable habitat to live in. In short, the concept of
       | bringing dinosaurs back to life is purely fictional and not based
       | in science.
        
       | citizenpaul wrote:
       | The dinosaurs lived in an incomprehensibly different world. From
       | the food and nutrition to the very air they were breathing which
       | we only have vague ideas about. That means the first several
       | generations at the very least would suffer and die from various
       | nutrition, toxicity and environment issues. Even after all that
       | got figured out the dinosaurs would likely have be confined to
       | some small controlled environment right down to the air they
       | breath because this is not the world they are evolved to exist
       | in. Humans can't even figure out how to keep many currently
       | living species alive in captivity and we can study them in the
       | wild.
       | 
       | Basically if we bring back dinosaurs it will be to torture them
       | for our amusement and curiosity. Even if unintentional. The
       | movies make us think Jurassic Park but the reality would be more
       | like a slaughter house or medical experiment lab. The movie
       | wouldn't be exciting if every scene was the same as that sick
       | triceratops. Its actually hilarious if you think up a version of
       | the movie in your head where they just walk around watching
       | animals dying and laboring to breath.
       | 
       | "they're hunting us!"
       | 
       | "lol JK you should have seen your face. No they would pass out
       | after two steps if they tried to chase us. We have to feed them
       | through tubes because they don't even have the energy to chew"
        
         | user3939382 wrote:
         | Life.. uh.. finds a way
        
           | VLM wrote:
           | Google searches for "high altitude dinosaur" mostly find
           | complaints that scientists assume they exist but mountains
           | are peak erosion sites so there are no fossils or other
           | evidence.
           | 
           | Theoretically geologists could predict high altitude plains
           | or areas of generally high ground, probably, and it would be
           | interesting to see reported fossils in those known lower
           | PP-O2 areas. Fossilized vegetation evidence in the area of
           | dino fossils could indicate higher altitude for both.
           | 
           | Sure, intuitively most dinos would thrive in hot swampy
           | jungles. But there's so much delicious higher altitude land
           | covered in pine trees waiting to be eaten... The cold
           | argument is serious, but plenty of animals migrate, so given
           | great forest of edible food, something should have evolved to
           | eat its way uphill in the summer ...
        
           | iamgopal wrote:
           | True, if we bring back dinosaurs, that will be the biggest
           | example of it
        
           | jstanley wrote:
           | Life "finds a way" by evolving adaptations. Not by running
           | obsolete technology in an inappropriate environment.
           | 
           | Life has _found_ a way - we are it!
        
           | hnbad wrote:
           | It has. They're called birds.
        
         | lubujackson wrote:
         | Yes, my thought exactly. The oxygen level in the air was
         | significantly higher and there is no way some of those larger
         | dinosaurs could exist without much higher oxygen content.
        
         | erikstarck wrote:
         | Yeah, they need to place theses jurassic creatures in a park on
         | an island somewhere.
         | 
         | I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
        
         | chasil wrote:
         | As far as I understand, keeping such creatures alive would
         | require facilities with enriched oxygen. If the large ones
         | escaped, they would suffocate.
         | 
         | "...large dinosaurs really required to be living in an oxygen
         | tent. An atmosphere in the neighborhood of 35 percent oxygen
         | would be considerably more compatible with large dinosaurs than
         | one in the neighborhood of 28."
         | 
         | Volcanic activity in the Cretaceous enabled these high oxygen
         | levels.
         | 
         | "The Cretaceous is clearly a green house period as opposed to
         | the present ice house that we have... One of the problems that
         | people have always suggested about these high levels of oxygen
         | at various times in the past, is that this is comparable to
         | what you have in an oxygen tent in a hospital. And what about
         | wildfires? What they forget is that the reason for this high
         | oxygen is that there is also a high carbon dioxide level. We
         | are talking about carbon dioxide levels 6 to 10 times the
         | present carbon dioxide level. And that is more than enough to
         | essentially combat wildfires."
         | 
         | https://profjoecain.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/robert-e-...
        
           | ben_w wrote:
           | Hmm... I have a question inspired by your choice of phrases:
           | 
           | Is there a graph somewhere of Earth's mean sea level
           | atmospheric pressure over time? Was it significantly
           | different e.g. a billion years ago?
        
           | Tyrannosaur wrote:
           | Wait, why would carbon dioxide levels have any effect on
           | wildfires more than, say nitrogen?
           | 
           | For wildfires, I would expect the proportion of oxygen to
           | matter much more than other gasses not involved in
           | combustion.
           | 
           | Perhaps there's a difference in humidity levels, and
           | therefore specific heat of the air?
        
             | downrightmike wrote:
             | Nitrogen is inert. Combustion doesn't need nitrogen. It
             | just basically fills space.
        
               | Tyrannosaur wrote:
               | As far as wildfires go, so is carbon dioxide. CO2 is not
               | a typical reactant of combustion.
        
           | citizenpaul wrote:
           | Oxygen only one part and for all we know there were other
           | trace gasses in the air they required that we don't even know
           | about.
           | 
           | There are all kinds of animals today we cannot keep alive in
           | captivity because they require some sort of unknown sequence
           | of environmental triggers to activate or deactivate various
           | processes in their body.
           | 
           | For instance cheetahs are nearly impossible to breed in
           | captivity because their mating process requires running for
           | many miles to exhaustion. Without this the pregnancy rate is
           | in the abyss even with artificial methods. There are endless
           | examples thats just one off the top of my head.
        
             | api wrote:
             | We just need to create a cheetah racing league. Problem
             | solved.
        
           | vkou wrote:
           | Why would a 2% CO2 atmosphere combat wildfires? It's a non-
           | reacting gas, but so is nitrogen... And yet, wildfires still
           | happen, despite our 79% nitrogen atmosphere.
        
             | downrightmike wrote:
             | Venus has a CO2 atmosphere, so the upper bar is very high.
        
         | jcfrei wrote:
         | Pretty unlikely that we would be able to find a complete DNA of
         | a single species of dinosaur. More likely we would have to
         | patch it together and while we're at it might as well modify it
         | allow them to survive under current conditions. Just speaking
         | hypothetically here but that seems like the more probable
         | scenario.
        
           | hvs wrote:
           | It seems like more than an issue of DNA to create a 50 ton
           | dinosaur that could survive in a modern climate. Dinosaurs
           | were able to reach their sizes precisely because of the
           | oxygen-rich environment, not just their DNA.
        
         | rrgok wrote:
         | "Basically if we bring back dinosaurs it will be to torture
         | them for our amusement and curiosity". Just a thought
         | experiment, I hope I won't be downvoted to hell. Isn't this the
         | predicament of all beings? You might say, that some people
         | enjoy life, but at that point you should
         | 
         | 1) Confirm that all beings are not answering with a Stockholm
         | Syndrome
         | 
         | 2) Confirm what is the subjective experience of the dinosaur
        
           | downrightmike wrote:
           | If the Antarctic thaws, it would be probably the best place
           | for them.
        
           | Name_Chawps wrote:
           | I have neutral or positive emotions most of the time, and
           | negative emotions only rarely. I almost never have negative
           | thoughts (anymore).
           | 
           | You hit me with Stockholm Syndrome; I respond with Typical
           | Mind Fallacy. Just because your life is largely suffering,
           | you assume that all humans lives must largely consist of
           | suffering. This is not true.
        
       | treis wrote:
       | I don't think it's this simple. The structure of the egg and
       | uterine environment play important roles in development. It's
       | like a programming language with a compiler written in it's own
       | language. Losing the living animals is like losing the compiler.
       | Using a related animal is like using a fork of the lost compiler
       | to recompile the lost compiler. If that fork has changed
       | something you'll end up with something slightly different than
       | the lost one.
        
         | rirze wrote:
         | I partly think the first animal born from such a process will
         | not be a true representation of the genes it's born from-- that
         | would require a second-generation organism borne from a
         | pregnancy of its own kind.
        
           | tsimionescu wrote:
           | You would possibly need many more generations, if it can even
           | be achieved, as the Tyrannosaurus born from a chicken egg is
           | not itself a true Tyrannosaurus and may not be able to create
           | the right kinds of eggs because of that.
        
       | jameshart wrote:
       | I find a mixture of nuts and seeds in a wire mesh container in my
       | yard brings them back on a daily basis.
        
       | irrational wrote:
       | Pedantically, we don't need to bring back the dinosaurs since
       | they are already here. All birds are dinosaurs. If we want to
       | bring back the non-avian dinosaurs, cause a mass extinction of
       | mammals (we are doing a great job at that) and then wait millions
       | of years.
        
         | VaxWithSex wrote:
         | We want Ornitishian dinosaurs, too.
        
           | moloch-hai wrote:
           | Sauropods, particularly. And while we are at it, pterosaurs,
           | which are not dinosaurs, and mosasaurs, likewise. All are
           | equally plausible, meaning _not_.
           | 
           | The original article is actually promoting inventing new
           | animals that _look like_ dinosaurs. Or rather what we _guess_
           | they looked like. We might be able to do that, someday.
           | 
           | Anything that looks like a sauropod would need solutions for
           | all the problems anything sauropod-shaped would necessarily
           | have had, and solved. There is no reason to think our
           | solutions would match what they had, but we could anyway
           | determine whether they were plausible solutions. My bet is on
           | two-chambered auxiliary hearts all the way up the neck. (The
           | null hypothesis is a volkswagen-sized heart and very, very
           | thick artery walls, assuming new circulatory structures were
           | out of reach.)
        
             | VaxWithSex wrote:
             | Sauropods are Saurischian not Ornitishian. But you are
             | right, we want them too.
             | 
             | The vw sized heart was in a dinosaur show when I was a kid.
             | Either David Norman or Bob Baker stood below a brachiosaur
             | and told the audience about the heart. wow 30 years. Time
             | flies.
        
               | moloch-hai wrote:
               | Right, not ornithischian.
               | 
               | For those in the back, sauropods, _despite appearances_ ,
               | run with the tyrannosaurs and birds, not the
               | triceratopses and hadrosaurs. Or anyway walk. Or did.
               | 
               | My solution to their energy problem is eusociality: big
               | Mama stays put and is fed by the small fry who range far
               | and wide. They also tend her eggs. She eats their first-
               | level output, then they eat her better-digested leavings.
               | The digestion scheme is like rabbits, and addresses the
               | problem that absorbing nutrients through a 2D intestinal
               | wall scales badly to a 3D animal. If she doesn't need to
               | heave her bulk around the forest, her energy needs are
               | lessened. Meanwhile, the small fry don't need to digest
               | everything all the way.
               | 
               | The small fry are no bigger than elephants.
        
               | jvanderbot wrote:
               | Well that was the most interesting sci-fi-that-might-be-
               | real I've read all week.
        
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