[HN Gopher] Cheerful chatbots don't necessarily improve customer...
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       Cheerful chatbots don't necessarily improve customer service
        
       Author : giuliomagnifico
       Score  : 39 points
       Date   : 2022-12-28 16:50 UTC (2 days ago)
        
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       | karaterobot wrote:
       | > The results across the studies show that using positive emotion
       | in chatbots is challenging because businesses don't know a
       | customer's biases and expectations going into the interaction. A
       | happy chatbot could lead to an unhappy customer.
       | 
       | I don't think chatbots count as customer service, and the idea of
       | a "happy chatbot" is nonsense, since the bot isn't happy or sad,
       | it's a script. It's an interface to a set of FAQs. That does not
       | count as customer service any more than a searchable FAQ or
       | documentation site is customer service. It's useful, but it's not
       | customer service, it's a way to avoid paying people who can
       | provide customer service.
        
       | daneel_w wrote:
       | I believe we learned this lesson already with Clippy.
        
       | notyourwork wrote:
       | Chat boys are never helpful.
        
       | rickreynoldssf wrote:
       | What infuriates me about support chat
       | 
       | Me: My order wasn't delivered
       | 
       | Support: Thank you for contacting support. I am sorry you are not
       | having a delightful experience with our service. How can I help?
       | 
       | Me: My order wasn't delivered
       | 
       | Support: Thank you for that. I understand your order wasn't
       | delivered. Is that correct?
       | 
       | Me: Yes
       | 
       | Support: Thank you for that. Please hold while I look it up.
       | 
       | ...minutes pass...
       | 
       | Support: What is the order number?
       | 
       | Me: abc123
       | 
       | Support: Thank you for that. I understand your order number is
       | abc123 and you have not received the delivery. Is that correct?
       | 
       | Me: yes
       | 
       | Support: Please wait while I look this up.
       | 
       | ...minutes pass...
       | 
       | Support: Thank you for waiting. I'm happy to tell you that your
       | order was delivered on 12/29/22. Is there anything else I can
       | help with?
       | 
       | Me: I did not receive it.
       | 
       | Support: Thank you for that. I understand that you did not
       | receive your order. Is that correct?
       | 
       | Me: Yes
       | 
       | Support: Your order was delivered by UPS on 12/29/22 and was left
       | on your porch. Did you look there?
       | 
       | Me: Yes
       | 
       | Support: Thank you for that. I understand you looked on your
       | porch and did not see it. Is that correct?
       | 
       | Me: Yes
       | 
       | ...minutes pass...
       | 
       | Support: Thank you for that. Can you tell me your order number?
        
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       | ilyt wrote:
       | They were never made for that.
       | 
       | Their purpose is to hire less tech support people. They don't
       | care about your time wasted, and you bought the product already,
       | better to pay people to sell product to more people than to deal
       | with tiny % that has problems with it.
        
         | ericd wrote:
         | If your company has a reputation of not standing behind its
         | products, selling is going to become harder, and more
         | expensive, and your margins will go down. This is hard to
         | measure accurately (people try with NPS, but that's fraught
         | with bias), so it might be hard to argue for spending more on
         | customer satisfaction and a good reputation, if your org is
         | trying to be metrics driven rather than intuition/principles
         | driven.
         | 
         | So basically, blame the MBAs :-)
        
           | ilyt wrote:
           | That's for the next manager or CEO to worry, you get your
           | bonus for saving corporate money then move in.
        
       | Andrew_nenakhov wrote:
       | Wherever I encounter a chatbot, my user experience usually
       | suffers a lot, especially if they give me a slow and hard to
       | navigate tree menu instead of a well structured help index, and
       | no way to contact actual support.
        
       | sideshowb wrote:
       | s/necessarily//
        
       | agilob wrote:
       | Cheerful chatbots don't necessarily improve customer service, but
       | at least they are annoying and time wasting, so there's that.
        
       | chucksmash wrote:
       | Even when actual human beings give scripted customer service
       | responses, it's already hard enough to come across well. Makes
       | sense that taking the human being out of the loop but leaving in
       | obsequious corporate niceness rubs people the wrong way. The
       | customers were responding positively to a person, not to the
       | script in front of the person (imo).
        
       | charcircuit wrote:
       | I feel the results of this study would be culture specific.
        
       | MonkeyMalarky wrote:
       | If I'm talking to support, it's because I already have some sort
       | of problem. If I'm shunted into talking to a chatbot, I've now
       | got two problems and I'm not happy about it. Adding a chipper
       | disposition to it is like rubbing salt in the wound and a hollow
       | attempt to paper over the fact that the business is trying to cut
       | support costs as much as possible.
        
         | colejohnson66 wrote:
         | > If I'm talking to support, it's because I already have some
         | sort of problem.
         | 
         | You and I may wait until then, but plenty of customers don't
         | bother, and will open the chatbot because they can't be
         | bothered to read the navigation. Companies then realize their
         | customers are idiots wasting employee's time and throw them
         | behind a chatbot to attempt to filter them out.
         | 
         | It's frustrating.
        
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       | lazide wrote:
       | As someone who tends to have unconventional needs of support
       | (because I already figure out anything that is a more normal
       | request), I despite chat bots with a passion.
       | 
       | They never have any idea about what is going on, and add
       | excessive delay getting to someone who can actually look at and
       | override or fix whatever broken thing in their system is causing
       | the problem.
       | 
       | Hard to say if they top voice call mazes though.
        
         | herbst wrote:
         | PayPals literally took me into the same canned question &
         | response loop twice in the same session until the bot suggested
         | that I could talk to a human which was available seconds after
         | that suggestion.
         | 
         | I tried to same loop before several times, always asking for a
         | human. But obviously I didn't meet the character threeshold or
         | whatever that it would be willing to forward me.
         | 
         | Worst possible customer experience by far
        
         | mmanfrin wrote:
         | The chat bots always just seem to be frontends for their
         | knowledge bases, because a lot of people don't even try to
         | self-help. But that's so frustrating for those of us who do;
         | YES, I _have_ tried resetting it, let me get past you chatbot.
        
           | Spooky23 wrote:
           | The chatbot is there to encourage abandonment.
        
           | ilyt wrote:
           | Shibboleet [1]
           | 
           | * [1] https://xkcd.com/806/
        
             | ericd wrote:
             | Not the point of that comic, but I love how the first guy
             | doesn't even have a computer on his desk, so he couldn't
             | help directly with anything even if he wanted to.
        
             | netsharc wrote:
             | I wonder if any telephone menu engineers have actually
             | implemented this after reading the xkcd.
             | 
             | I'm trying to think of other real life copying fictional
             | concepts, but can't come up with anything right now...
        
           | ceejayoz wrote:
           | It's a pity you can't opt for a short quiz to prove you've
           | tried the usual approaches.
        
             | Nextgrid wrote:
             | Or just put down a deposit that gets refunded only if the
             | issue ends up being legitimate. A "I bet $100 that I'm not
             | a dumbass" button.
        
               | echelon wrote:
               | Sounds like a very quick way to build a negative brand
               | image.
        
               | Nextgrid wrote:
               | You can frame it in a more "brandable" way, such as
               | calling it a support contract.
        
             | echelon wrote:
             | That would take engineering time and resources. Given the
             | multiplied bell curve distributions of technical aptitude,
             | domain experience, and whatever else might compel a person
             | to solve their own problems, this audience is vanishingly
             | long tail.
             | 
             | If you put the direct contact link on the website, people
             | who forgot to plug the product in will find it.
             | 
             | Another solution is to hire more customer support staff.
             | But that's costly - headcount, training, etc. And there's a
             | lot of churn from downright abusive customers.
             | 
             | A business has a million other things that need attention.
        
               | lazide wrote:
               | Is it better or worse when you know exactly why they're
               | fucking you that way?
        
         | jareklupinski wrote:
         | would be nice of those chatbot teams to put in a backdoor we
         | can use to bypass the first-line support scripts, like mashing
         | # 0 * on a phone pad
         | 
         | "Please escalate" seems to work sometimes, but I'd be fine with
         | "ENGAGE_LUCKY_MODE_777" or something
        
           | varjag wrote:
           | I always go with "bring me to your leader". Works quite often
           | as it seems to confuse elizas enough.
        
         | joelrunyon wrote:
         | This.
         | 
         | When you have already troubleshot and gone through the help
         | docs and are actually pointing out a flaw in their system -
         | chatbots are completely useless.
        
       | oidar wrote:
       | It's become a huge selling point for me that I can walk into a
       | store and talk to a human about a problem I am having with a
       | product. Lately, this has meant that the Walmart online store
       | gets more of my business than Amazon for items that aren't
       | available at brick-and-mortar stores in my area. Because Walmart
       | will take back items bought at the store and resolve problems
       | right then and there.
       | 
       | Amazon has started selling items that aren't returnable and I
       | wish I could opt out of it. I got a laptop/phone bracket that was
       | made with some crappy, brittle plastic, but Amazon didn't accept
       | returns on that item. If Walmart sold ebooks, I don't think I'd
       | use Amazon anymore. After dealing with expired food and medicine
       | through Subscribe and Save, Amazon delivery just throwing things
       | on the ground and damaging them, and unreturnable items like the
       | phone accessory, I am done with them for physical items.
       | 
       | Getting through to Amazon customer service is a huge pain in the
       | butt, especially now that the customer service flow is self-help
       | -> text chat -> telephone chatbot -> foreign call center. With
       | Walmart, I just drive a half block away, go to customer service,
       | wait in line for five minutes, and boom, it's done. It's a breath
       | of fresh air honestly.
        
         | schappim wrote:
         | > started selling items that aren't returnable and I wish I
         | could opt out of it
         | 
         | I'm not sure if this is legal in Australia or EU. You might
         | also have some state-level laws that would prevent this. Have
         | you tried pushing back against them?
        
         | armchairhacker wrote:
         | > Amazon has started selling items that aren't returnable and I
         | wish I could opt out of it
         | 
         | Is that legal?
         | 
         | I would not buy something where the seller can literally ship
         | junk and legally you have no recourse.
        
           | unity1001 wrote:
           | > Is that legal?
           | 
           | Not in Europe.
        
           | SoftTalker wrote:
           | Caveat Emptor.
           | 
           | AFAIK it's legal. Might be courteous to disclose "no returns
           | accepted" on such listings, but I don't think it's mandatory,
           | at least not everywhere.
           | 
           | Buy with a credit card that offers warranty coverage on
           | purchased items.
        
             | archontes wrote:
             | It's reasonable they could do a chargeback on the basis of
             | violation of implied warranty of fitness.
             | 
             | Edit: it's probably a violation of implied warranty of
             | merchantability.
        
             | ghaff wrote:
             | Even brick and mortar stores definitely will sell special
             | items (discontinued items, returned items, etc.) on an all
             | sales final basis sometimes.
        
           | wahnfrieden wrote:
           | in the US yeah. it takes coordinated pressure from the
           | working class to get reasonable-seeming laws like that
           | passed. when we leave our rights to corporate charity, this
           | is what we're left with
        
             | drstewart wrote:
             | You mean Japan, not the US.
             | 
             | https://www.reddit.com/r/japanlife/comments/zt9ra1/why_is_i
             | t...
        
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         | johnea wrote:
         | Micro Center RULES!!!
        
         | delusional wrote:
         | It's so bad that I've started to disregard any customer support
         | that happens as a chat. I'd rather drop and email or a support
         | ticket than talk to some godforsaken chatbot or wait in line
         | for 2 hours to talk to a human. It seems to me that the "chat
         | support" craze has been used as an excuse to gut customer
         | support teams.
        
           | johnea wrote:
           | This really shouldn't be a surprise. Even the outsourced
           | Indian human support lines, where they are required to recite
           | the corporate litany, and monitored to make sure they do, are
           | really just human shields that protect the corporation from
           | accountability...
        
         | ilyt wrote:
         | > Amazon has started selling items that aren't returnable and I
         | wish I could opt out of it. I got a laptop/phone bracket that
         | was made with some crappy, brittle plastic, but Amazon didn't
         | accept returns on that item.
         | 
         | Every time I read shit like that I feel like EU's intrusiveness
         | and overreaching might in the end be worth it if it stops [1]
         | corporation from shit like that
         | 
         | *
         | https://europa.eu/youreurope/citizens/consumers/shopping/gua...
        
           | strbean wrote:
           | Maybe the intrusiveness and overreaching was just fundamental
           | consumer protections all along.
        
             | ilyt wrote:
             | Oh, no, there is definitely some questionable overreach in
             | regulations, the most known example to the outside is
             | probably just how shittily the "cookie law" was written,
             | good intentions with law that made the intentions
             | irrelevant as implementation just trained users to click
             | the stupid button and get on with their day.
             | 
             | And stuff like pushing for EVs before infrastructure is
             | there, all while planes are fine and dandy to run on
             | fucking leaded fuel...
        
               | tgv wrote:
               | The cookie law wasn't half as shitty as the lazy ways
               | companies adhere to it. But even that I'll take any day
               | over the time before the cookie law (which, BTW, is much
               | more extensive than just regulating cookies).
        
       | robotnikman wrote:
       | Having worked customer support as one of my first jobs, I have a
       | feeling a lot of people use it just to have an emotional punching
       | bag to take out their frustration on others, or as a buffer for
       | unpopular corporate policies which customers don't like.
       | 
       | Corporation adds a policy that's unpopular with customers? No
       | worries, customer support is there to take the anger and
       | complaints
        
         | LarryMullins wrote:
         | When talking to human customer support, I'm happy to be
         | superficially pleasant even if I'm having a bad day with their
         | company, and I like when they treat me the same. Just because
         | one of us is having a bad day, doesn't mean we should go and
         | ruin the day of another person. Even if I hate their employer,
         | the discussion I'm having is person-to-person, not person-to-
         | corporation. Being superficially pleasant is a genuine courtesy
         | to the other person.
         | 
         | But when the corporate representative is a bot, not a person, I
         | know the superficial pleasantness cannot be explained by one
         | person earnestly trying to be pleasant to another. No, in this
         | case the pleasantness is _wholly_ artificial and I don 't
         | appreciate it in the least.
        
         | cafard wrote:
         | Yes, I've been on the phones, and talked to one or two such
         | customers.
         | 
         | However, chatbots are just another unpopular (result of) policy
         | on top of whatever else the customers are unhappy with.
        
       | joelrunyon wrote:
       | How soon until someone lets you
       | 
       | 1) create a series of help docs
       | 
       | 2) trains an AI on those help docs
       | 
       | 3) solves customer headaches using a chatgpt interface with that
       | training
       | 
       | 4) drops you into a human that can help as soon as you ask for
       | it.
       | 
       | My primary issues with "live chat" features are
       | 
       | 1) They ask you for stupid stuff (email/name/etc) when you're
       | logged in that are already in the system. This makes things worse
       | somehow.
       | 
       | 2) The sheer resistance to handing me over to a human when I've
       | asked for it. If you don't have humans on live chat - that's
       | fine, but at least send it to a help desk.
       | 
       | 3) The fact they try to ask me to categorize the issue vs.
       | semantically figuring it out via the request is extra annoying as
       | they will often ask you this AGAIN if they can't initially place
       | you in one of their pre-selected categories.
        
         | m348e912 wrote:
         | This is what I was going to say. Chatbots suck today but with
         | integration of a trained ChatGPT instance they could get
         | substantially better. In some cases it could even better than
         | first-line human support. (I am looking at you AT&T)
        
           | smegger001 wrote:
           | maybe, but seeing as ChaptGPT already has a habit of making
           | shitup when it doens't know that looks plausible but is wrong
           | I would be worried that it would start sending bad responses
           | make situations worse and not have a obvious way to escalate
           | to a human as its decided it has a 'solved' the problem.
        
         | SoftTalker wrote:
         | Issue #1 is likely because the "live chat" is a separate
         | product that they bought and linked on the main website, but
         | which is not integrated into the user database or
         | authentication system at all. Therefore the bot needs to ask
         | you for all this identifying information even though you are
         | already logged in.
        
           | joelrunyon wrote:
           | I understand that - but they should be able to sync the
           | databases or pass an auth token of some sort.
           | 
           | The fact you have to re-enter it all makes the experience
           | stupid and customers frustrated.
        
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