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       What not to write on your security clearance form (1988)
        
       Author : blegh
       Score  : 722 points
       Date   : 2023-01-19 08:18 UTC (14 hours ago)
        
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       | pachico wrote:
       | I browsed the website and found this gem https://milk.com/wall-o-
       | shame/body_odor.html
        
       | Communitivity wrote:
       | Some of the advice in the other comments is dead wrong ('don't
       | mention it', 'lie', 'fudge things').
       | 
       | Have you done any of the things in the past 10 years if Top
       | Secret, 5 if Secret (keeping in mind you might have to go TS
       | before you've worked there 5 years)? Don't apply for a clearance,
       | because they will find out eventually.
       | 
       | If you apply then, be honest and fully truthful, and disclose
       | everything. They are looking for signs of bad current judgement
       | and things you are trying to hide that could be used to blackmail
       | you.
       | 
       | Also, "Have you considered X?" should be taken to mean 'Has you
       | given more than a passing thought to X?'. If you had a relative
       | die and thought 'I wonder why people commit suicide' that's one
       | thing. If you thought 'Maybe I should kill myself', that is
       | suicidal thought, even for a moment. Doesn't mean you're likely
       | to do it. Does mean you should probably seek professional therapy
       | to help you cope with your situation (doesn't mean you have a
       | long time thing, just means at this moment you need some help
       | coming up with coping mechanisms that work well enough).
        
       | foobarbecue wrote:
       | Did he ever publish the juicy sequel alluded to in the last
       | paragraph?
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | airesearcher wrote:
       | I often answer the doctor office intake questionnaires with a
       | glaring mistake just to see if anyone checks. Where it says "have
       | you ever been pregnant?" I answer yes. I also mark that I am a
       | male. No doctor's office has ever mentioned this to me after I
       | turn in the forms.
        
         | dsfyu404ed wrote:
         | Realistically what's gonna happen is that the doctor will
         | ignore it and the insurance company or some other bureaucracy
         | (insurance, state regulator, etc) will use your errant answer
         | as a pretext to do something that is advantageous for them at
         | the expense of some other party (you, your doctor, etc).
        
         | hotpotamus wrote:
         | Those aren't actually considered to necessarily be in conflict
         | these days. I think sex assigned at birth or something like
         | that would probably be the relevant medical question.
        
           | paulmd wrote:
           | modern medical forms do indeed ask for sex assigned at birth
           | (or some variation on that) rather than gender, unless gender
           | is specifically what they're after. And there really is very
           | little variation since almost everyone is part of a hospital
           | system nowadays and literally everyone does state/insurance
           | interactions that require specific questions/etc.
           | 
           | OP is just being colloquial. But you are correct that there
           | is a difference between sex at birth and gender and the
           | medical system does handle that.
        
           | javawizard wrote:
           | This exactly: gender and possession of a uterus are two very
           | different things.
        
             | ectopod wrote:
             | Medical forms tend to ask for sex, not gender.
        
         | tuyiown wrote:
         | Why would you think someone would check ? This information is
         | only consulted if it's needed, or for later cross checks.
         | 
         | Nobody cares if it's correct or not until your health is in the
         | line.
        
           | xboxnolifes wrote:
           | When I go to a new doctor, they read the intake form
           | information.
        
         | szszrk wrote:
         | The pregnancy is usually the one thing that is promptly checked
         | when a young man fills a form as a blood donor where I live.
         | The form is a table, most questions are yes/no with a separate
         | column you mark with X. The pregnancy row has a twist, it's
         | "fill if you are a women" type.
         | 
         | Thankfully nurses know that well, check it instantly and ask to
         | actually read the form. Blood donations are usually fun.
        
         | noisy_boy wrote:
         | Alternative explanation is that they do check it and after
         | reconciling the checkbox and gender inputs against your
         | (presumably) obvious appearance, choose to attribute it to a
         | mistake and ignore it.
        
           | berkes wrote:
           | But which entry then is mistaken?
        
         | kayodelycaon wrote:
         | These are fun. I got told very clearly to not check any of the
         | boxes related to mental health shortly after being diagnosed
         | bipolar.
         | 
         | If I was suicidal but under treatment for it, I wasn't suicidal
         | for the purposes of the form.
         | 
         | Apparently I triggered some mandatory reporting law abd made a
         | headache for everyone involved.
         | 
         | Oops.
        
       | ckastner wrote:
       | It's a great story, but didn't the author confess to a felony by
       | publishing it? He lied on an official document, even if directed
       | to do so by the person across him.
       | 
       | I know this is pedantic, but that's exactly what I would expect
       | from a security clearance vetting process.
        
         | jemfinch wrote:
         | He wasn't investigated by the FBI. The FBI was investigating a
         | hypothetical Japanese spy; since he wasn't a Japanese spy, any
         | follow-up that led to him was merely incidental.
         | 
         | If the FBI investigates a spy seen driving a silver Honda Civic
         | with license plate ABC-1234, and looks into an unrelated
         | civilian who drives a silver Honda Civic with license plate
         | ADC-1234 in case their witness misremembered the license place,
         | that doesn't mean the unrelated civilian was "investigated by
         | the FBI".
        
           | apricot wrote:
           | I don't buy it. The FBI found his code sheet that he made,
           | and tracked him down, and asked people about him. This is an
           | investigation, and it's about him. The fact that they thought
           | he was a Japanese spy simply means that they made the wrong
           | assumption about _the person they were investigating_.
        
             | albrewer wrote:
             | The investigation was about the document, not the person.
             | If, after they had met with the guy, they started
             | interviewing family, friends, and digging into his life -
             | THAT would constitute an affirmative answer to the
             | question.
        
             | [deleted]
        
           | ckastner wrote:
           | This isn't a case of a mistaken identity, the FBI found
           | exactly the person they were looking for. It just turned out
           | that said person wasn't a threat, after all.
           | 
           | I'd say determining that is exactly the point of an
           | investigation. That fact that it ended well doesn't change
           | the fact that the process happened, and was triggered by said
           | person.
        
             | gnfargbl wrote:
             | It is true that the FBI found the person they were looking
             | for, and that person was the terminus of their
             | investigation. It is not true that the article author _was
             | investigated by the FBI_. He was nothing more than a
             | MacGuffin in the overall plot.
             | 
             | In this specific case, the security officer made the
             | correct decision in having him leave out this detail from
             | the clearance form. Makes for a good story, though.
        
               | ckastner wrote:
               | > _It is true that the FBI found the person they were
               | looking for, and that person was the terminus of their
               | investigation. It is not true that the article author was
               | investigated by the FBI; he wasn 't_
               | 
               | To me, these are the same, so I guess that's probably
               | just my layman's view then.
        
               | kayodelycaon wrote:
               | They aren't the same. There is a legal distinction. They
               | were attempting to identify the source of a document.
               | 
               | After they found and identified who created it, the
               | investigation was dropped before they investigated any
               | particular person.
        
               | mixmastamyk wrote:
               | That's what the word means. If they mean convicted, they
               | should ask that instead.
        
         | emn13 wrote:
         | I kind of _hope_ any statutes of limitations would have expired
         | 35 years ago for events then 45 years ago. There's not much
         | point in retaining liability for events that long ago; it's not
         | like you'll ever catch the "crooks", nor likely have the
         | ability to really judge events reasonably anymore by that time.
         | 
         | 'course, with the general urge to be "tough on crime" and the
         | inevitable occasional horror-story of truly heinous behavior
         | discovered many decades later there probably isn't a lot of
         | political will to support reasonable statutes of limitations,
         | so I wouldn't be surprised if some of this stuff never expires.
        
           | gr4yb34rd wrote:
           | i felt like it might be an embellishment. mostly because i
           | interviewed so many infosec people in the early 2000's and
           | like a quarter of them had some similar story from when they
           | were 10-12 about contact with 3-letter agencies or other
           | nonsense that "got me started on this path at an early age".
        
         | FpUser wrote:
         | Or maybe get a life and go catch actual spies. When the law
         | makes innocent suffer fuck it.
        
           | ckastner wrote:
           | Determining whether you're dealing with an actual spy or an
           | innocent person is the entire point of such investigations.
        
             | FpUser wrote:
             | The investigation was already concluded. Why should person
             | suffer in the future when nothing wrong was done ?
        
               | ckastner wrote:
               | The person wasn't really suffering though, this was just
               | about getting a security clearance. Most people don't
               | have one.
               | 
               | I don't think it's entirely unreasonable for a special
               | vetting process to have stricter standards.
        
               | FpUser wrote:
               | Not getting a job and clearance in general over some
               | stupid stuff is "suffering" and if he was not advised to
               | lie he would've left without job / clearance. Basically
               | paying for some stupid course of events. In my opinion
               | shit like this should be automatically wiped out in
               | normal society.
        
         | mcv wrote:
         | The event happened 80 years ago. I don't know what the statute
         | of limitations is here, but I would guess that it's passed by
         | now.
         | 
         | Edit: it's a story from 1988, so at the time it was only 45
         | years ago.
        
           | ckastner wrote:
           | True. I admit that I just assumed that the statute of
           | limitations for these national security-related kinds of
           | things were indefinite.
        
             | AnimalMuppet wrote:
             | It might be - for an actual spy. For omitting that detail
             | on a security clearance form? After 45 years, no, nobody
             | cares.
        
       | jobs_throwaway wrote:
       | > On another occasion much later, I learned by chance that
       | putting certain provocative information on a security clearance
       | form can greatly speed up the clearance process.
       | 
       | Gotta know this piece!
        
         | DoctorOetker wrote:
         | I was about to post the same.
         | 
         | Is this person still alive to tell the other story?
        
         | gdavisson wrote:
         | I have an example of the opposite: When I was quite young, I
         | got into model rocketry as a hobby. Buying engines required a
         | pyrotechnician's license, and I was too young to get one, so I
         | talked both of my parents into applying for licenses. My dad
         | had been in the Manhattan Project at Los Alamos in WWII, so
         | when he got to a question on the form that asked if he had any
         | previous experience with explosives, he put something like
         | "Yes, conventional and nuclear." His application took
         | significantly longer than my mom's to process.
        
       | metadat wrote:
       | Also discussed back in 2010:
       | 
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1444653 (99 comments)
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | zabzonk wrote:
       | i was once sitting in coach class (never again) flying from
       | heathrow to chicago when they handed out the visa waiver forms.
       | for those of you that don't know, this enables people from the uk
       | to enter the us on business or holiday, without a visa, and asks
       | all sorts of incredibly inane questions, such as "have you ever
       | attempted to overthrow the government of the usa by violence?",
       | with yes/no checkboxes. the correct answer to all of them is
       | "no".
       | 
       | glancing over at the idiot boy sitting next to me, who had been
       | somewhat annoying me during the flight, i noticed that he had
       | checked "yes" to all of them. i had a moments pleasure thinking
       | what would happen to him once he got to immigration, but being
       | basically a nice person, i suggested he got a new form from the
       | cabin crew.
        
       | pc86 wrote:
       | Two points this brought up for me. One, I'd love to hear about
       | the provocative information that would speed up clearance
       | approval. I bet there's a story or two there.
       | 
       | Two, I had a similar (much less impactful) experience as a high
       | school freshman donating blood for the first time. One of the
       | questions on the health questionnaire was "have you ever had
       | headaches?" I remember being confused at the wording as I checked
       | yes because surely everyone has had a headache at some point in
       | their life. The (astonishingly rude) person reviewing the
       | paperwork got to that question, stared at me for a few seconds
       | then just said "well?" After a brief back and forth she taps the
       | question a 4-5 times. "What's this?" "I've had headaches before."
       | She sighed and said "that's not what it means! go get in line"
        
       | bell-cot wrote:
       | Sadly, the moral of the story seems to be that the 1943 FBI had
       | loads of zealous (performative?) plods on staff, but ~zero law
       | enforcement professionals. In '43, the US had plenty of highly
       | competent professional cryptographers, who were quite experienced
       | with current Japanese, German, Italian, British, etc. codes.
       | _Before_ an entire local FBI office spent even a day on this case
       | (let alone 6 weeks), _maybe_ they should have asked some of those
       | professionals to look at the supposed  "Japanese code key" page?
       | If it turned out to be a known code that (say) Canada used for
       | low-security consular messages, that'd quickly narrow down or
       | close the case.
       | 
       | EDIT: If they believed the "Japanese code key" page might be
       | genuine, why didn't they pass it up to the professional code-
       | breakers ASAP? Sitting on it, while the Japanese used the code to
       | plan an attack on the US, could make that local FBI office look
       | like a bunch of idiots and traitors. So perhaps they did pass it
       | up, were told that it was a waste of time...but didn't want to
       | accept that answer.
        
         | greggsy wrote:
         | It's important not to fall into the trap of hindsight. At the
         | time, they very well thought it was important, but it of course
         | seems silly once you hear the full story.
        
           | bell-cot wrote:
           | Note my edit, above. If they suspected it really was
           | important, then they should have passed it up to the code-
           | breakers ASAP.
        
             | tiagod wrote:
             | It was probably just a random key, one-time-pad type. No
             | way of figuring out much out of a typewritten random
             | number, especially if it was truly random (generated with
             | dice, for example)
        
             | bhelkey wrote:
             | My reading was that the FBI ended up with a key not an
             | encrypted message.
        
         | mauriciolange wrote:
         | This was a code key, not a codified message, so there was
         | nothing to break, but only the indication that messages could
         | have been exchanged using this key.
        
           | adastra22 wrote:
           | Which is gold material for the code breakers. The people
           | trying to decrypt messages having to do with the ongoing war
           | at the time.
        
           | quietbritishjim wrote:
           | Yes but if the codebreakers also came across a (real!) coded
           | message, wouldn't they want to have the key already to hand
           | so that it can be decrypted?
        
         | pjc50 wrote:
         | That was Hoover's FBI, the peak of hunting for anyone suspected
         | of being a communist, gay, dissident, or anti-segregationist.
        
           | bell-cot wrote:
           | Also - "Working for the Evil Overlord" is no excuse for gross
           | incompetence. By late 1943, there seem to have been at least
           | 4 independent communist spies inside the uber-secret
           | Manhattan Project. Most of them with communist connections
           | which _competent_ zealous plods, perhaps eager to be heroes,
           | could have uncovered.
        
           | bell-cot wrote:
           | True-ish. But in 1943, it sounds like they'd gotten badly
           | distracted by some less-important "Japanese" stuff...
        
         | petesergeant wrote:
         | > Before an entire local FBI office spent even a day on this
         | case (let alone 6 weeks), maybe they should have asked some of
         | those professionals to look at the supposed "Japanese code key"
         | page?
         | 
         | That sounds far less exciting than scrambling to find a fifth
         | columnist and potentially being hailed as a hero.
        
           | bell-cot wrote:
           | True. But most people, after they've been grown-ups for a
           | while, figure out that "find the winning lotto ticket on the
           | sidewalk and get rich" is not how life actually works. And
           | with a war on...the FBI's kids, simpletons, day dreamers, and
           | glory hounds should have been closely supervised by real
           | grown-ups. Or transferred to lines of work better suited to
           | their talents.
        
             | rjsw wrote:
             | Maybe the grown-ups were doing something else during the
             | war.
        
             | koliber wrote:
             | > most people, after they've been grown-ups for a while,
             | figure out that "find the winning lotto ticket on the
             | sidewalk and get rich"
             | 
             | True, but it's not completely bleak either. I once wanted
             | to take out $40 from an ATM, and it gave me $60! I never
             | told anyone and this is the first time I am sharing this.
             | If a time comes to fill out a security clearance
             | application, should this go in there?
             | 
             | Moral of the story: it takes money to make money. :)
        
               | felipemnoa wrote:
               | Your secret is safe with us ;)
        
               | skissane wrote:
               | > True, but it's not completely bleak either. I once
               | wanted to take out $40 from an ATM, and it gave me $60!
               | 
               | One time, I wanted to take $40 out of an ATM, it gave me
               | $80 instead. I checked my Internet banking - they had the
               | ATM withdrawal at the expected location, but only for
               | $40, which is all I'd asked for. Then, a few days later,
               | I got another $40 debit transaction, but of a strange
               | type I'd never seen before - it was labelled something
               | like "MANUAL ADJUSTMENT". I assume someone at the bank
               | had worked out that the ATM screwed up and manually
               | corrected it.
        
               | bell-cot wrote:
               | Guess: They screwed up in loading or configuring the ATM,
               | so it believed it was (say) giving you $10 bills, when it
               | was actually giving you $20 bills. I've seen that happen
               | - as an insider, to hear more of the (dull) detail.
        
               | skissane wrote:
               | From what I recall, it gave me 4x $20 bills instead of
               | 2x. I attempted the transaction, it made this "flipping
               | bills" sound for an unusually long time, then gave me a
               | "dispense" error message. But obviously the cash had
               | partially made it through the machine and got stuck
               | somewhere, because when I retried the transaction, it
               | gave me both the cash from the successful transaction,
               | and that from the earlier failed one. Only the successful
               | transaction ever appeared on my bank statement as a
               | proper ATM withdrawal, but obviously they somehow
               | detected the previous one and processed it manually.
        
               | sixbrx wrote:
               | Many ATM's can actually detect that too much was given
               | and report it as part of their communications protocol,
               | it's called a "mis-dispense". Some used to even be
               | configured to not allow opening the door to get the money
               | on mis-dispense, requiring someone from the bank to come
               | out to clear it. Source: I used to work on the bank
               | software side of this communication, on IBM AS/400's.
        
         | rvba wrote:
         | Well maybe the local office didnt have anything else to do. So
         | they followed this lead as a top priority since they had no
         | other leads.
         | 
         | Money would be spend on the wages of those agents anyway, even
         | if they had nothing to do.
        
         | dwighttk wrote:
         | >If it turned out to be a known code that (say) Canada used for
         | low-security consular messages, that'd quickly narrow down or
         | close the case.
         | 
         | It was made up by the two kids, so maybe they did that but it
         | didn't narrow down their case...
        
         | flavius29663 wrote:
         | I don't understand your point here. He lost the cypher itself,
         | not an encrypted message. So the code breakers would have said:
         | yep, that's a cypher alright, it can be used for anything by
         | anyone.
         | 
         | Being at war, you want to make sure it's not an enemy using the
         | code.
        
       | washywashy wrote:
       | The illegals drugs question never made sense to me. It's asking
       | you to admit to something that won't necessarily show up on a
       | criminal background check if you haven't ever been caught.
       | Assuming you have been caught or are still using, other
       | preemployment screens will catch that. So why not ask other
       | questions like: "Have you ever murdered someone?" "Have you ever
       | stolen?"
        
         | paulmd wrote:
         | pretty sure there is indeed a "are there any felonies you've
         | committed for which you've never been convicted/indicted"
         | question to cover that base
        
           | notch656c wrote:
           | It's been awhile since I read it but I believe they ask you
           | about all felony convictions whereas the use / non-convicted
           | felonious activities itself only goes back like 7 years
           | (perhaps not coincidentally is also statute of limitation for
           | many federal crimes).
        
       | dotancohen wrote:
       | My email sig for years:                 > This electronic
       | communication has been processed by the United        > States
       | National Security Agency.
       | 
       | I've had lots of people tell me about this as if they're
       | informing me about something nefarious. I've stopped responding,
       | because no matter what I answer _I_ appear to be the one with
       | some kind of problem.
        
         | 082349872349872 wrote:
         | Avalanche rescue dogs are rewarded for their accurate reports,
         | whether they find bodies or not.
         | 
         | Once upon a time, out of mechanical sympathy, it used to be
         | popular to add keywords (eg. DNR LNR SSBN-731 Long Po Hai Jun
         | Ji Di  etc.) in .sig files, to give the descendants of
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_7950_Harvest#Usage something
         | to report.
         | 
         | (and back when I was tangentially involved with impedance
         | matching crunch with high-capacity/high-bandwidth datastores, I
         | wondered how "dual use" nominally civilian scientific programs
         | like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_Earth_Science might
         | be.)
        
       | drfuchs wrote:
       | Les Earnest's original 1986 "bboard" posting of this story, and
       | other related ones, are to be found in the dump of the Sail
       | backup tapes archived at https://www.saildart.org/BB.MSG[MSG,LES]
       | 
       | Search for "Finger flex" / "e-t-a-o-i-n Spy", "Kick the Mongrel"
       | / "White Faces in New Places", and "The Missed Punch" / "Mongrel
       | in a Star-chamber" for the the F.B.I. and security clearance
       | entries.
       | 
       | As one might imagine from these stories, he's quite a character,
       | and still alive at 92 (according to Stanford and Wikipedia).
        
         | ceautery wrote:
         | Yep, still alive. He plans on being shot in the back while
         | fleeing from a jealous husband in 2043, according to his
         | Stanford bio[1]
         | 
         | 1 - https://web.stanford.edu/~learnest/
        
           | neilv wrote:
           | This is great. From one of those pages:
           | 
           | > _Now with 55 years hindsight I realize that both our study
           | group and the government nuclear safety committee overlooked
           | other possibilities such as that a malevolent programmer
           | might have been able to launch a missile all by himself.
           | There was no certainty that such a scheme would have worked
           | inasmuch as the SAGE software was reviewed by multiple people
           | who might have questioned any odd-looking code. Nevertheless,
           | we should have considered that possibility and taken steps to
           | ensure that it didn't happen. The reason we didn't was that
           | there was no such thing as a malevolent programmer in that
           | era (1950s and '60s) - we were all honest, upright, and
           | altruistic, so the idea that a programmer might sneak in evil
           | code was inconceivable. Later experiences on the Internet
           | have revealed other possibilities._
           | 
           | IIRC, Bertrand Russell had an observation about Western
           | philosophers on a related question: they had a blind spot, in
           | that they extrapolated too much from themselves, who weren't
           | representative of everyone.
        
       | NikolaNovak wrote:
       | When I moved to Canada, at age 16-17 I initially failed a lot of
       | job applications at places like Staples, Future Shop, Best Buy,
       | Radio Shack, etc.
       | 
       | For some reason, many of them had a type of "Corporate
       | Personality Test" on their application, and asked the same "Have
       | you ever considered stealing from your employer?" to which I
       | would cheerfully answer "Yes".
       | 
       | Apparently this was an automatic deal-breaker; there was no
       | follow-up - no "HAVE you ever stolen" or "WOULD you ever steal
       | from your employer", or "why were you considering it" or anything
       | like that. My mind never stops and there's virtually nothing in
       | the world I have _not_ "considered" (as in, thought about,
       | crossed my mind, evaluated, etc). Similarly, years later it
       | actually took my Canadian therapist a little while to adjust as
       | well when he asked if I ever considered suicide and I cheerfully
       | replied "Yes!" (I'm not suicidal, in the least, by any of the
       | normal metrics; but I genuinely don't understand people who have
       | "never considered" it - how do you block & limit your mind? What
       | mental fences do you have that you have never "considered" such
       | an obvious course of action in the likely billion of seconds of
       | thinking?).
       | 
       | I don't know what other people do with their brains; my wife
       | falls asleep within 30 seconds of her head hitting the pillow, my
       | mind insists on spending an hour or three "considering" things I
       | apparently shouldn't put on a job application lol :-)
        
         | werdnapk wrote:
         | In a similar vein... while driving down the road, have you ever
         | "considered" just pulling into the opposing lane? I'd never
         | ever do that, but I've considered others driving into my lane,
         | which leads me to consider myself doing that to their lane.
         | 
         | Lots of other similar "I'd never do that" situations I've
         | definitely considered.
         | 
         | I admire your honesty though. 99% of people would lie.
        
           | Jerrrry wrote:
           | The call of the void is a natural instinct evolved to help
           | judge possibly (dis)advantageous choices.
           | 
           | As long as you label it as an "intrusive thought," and it
           | isn't incredibly (daily) common, that is perfectly normal.
        
             | im3w1l wrote:
             | I always figured that the "call of the void" was to
             | illustrate to us what a careless movement could lead to. So
             | that we will shy away from the edge or constantly second
             | guess our movements for danger while we remain.
        
           | devin wrote:
           | At a family gathering we were all sharing we've considered
           | this while driving. Not specifically veering into oncoming
           | traffic but "what if" things like letting go of the wheel,
           | intentionally driving into a ditch at high speed, etc.
           | 
           | One person in my family claims they've never had this thought
           | _ever_ , and it truly baffles me.
        
           | ShroudedNight wrote:
           | "Uh-uh-uh - Turning the car into oncoming traffic ... is
           | counter productive!" has been a Jim Carrey tag-line for
           | decades: https://youtu.be/4YnslaUd4VY
        
           | jat850 wrote:
           | L'appel du vide in one of its more commonly manifested forms.
        
         | Tangurena2 wrote:
         | One book that describes these tests, and how they've come to
         | dominate low-level jobs is titled _Punching In_ [0]. The
         | philosophy is that what sort of personality that would be
         | successful at, say, Home Depot, would be completely different
         | from American Eagle. At many retail companies, you cannot get
         | into the payroll system unless the personality test system
         | approves your application.
         | 
         | My experience with the same sort of personality tests that
         | you've described is somewhat similar. When trying to get hired
         | (I was desperate for _anything_ at that time) at WalMart, the
         | personality tests seemed to ask 3 basic questions - but about
         | 20 different ways to approach each question - (a) _do you get
         | into fights at work?_ (b) _do you steal?_ and (c) _do you care
         | if your boss steals?_
         | 
         | 0: - https://www.amazon.com/Punching-Frontlines-New-Brand-
         | Cultu-e...
        
         | nkrisc wrote:
         | This gave me a good chuckle, and definitely speaks to the
         | imprecision of language and how shared cultural context and
         | understanding does a lot of heavy lifting. Context and
         | understanding that everyone takes for granted but may not be
         | apparent to some, even those in the culture.
         | 
         | Almost certainly HR and your therapist were not interested in
         | every infinite possible though you may have ever had, but
         | whether it was something you seriously considered or planned
         | and may have even made intent towards actually completing.
         | 
         | > but I genuinely don't understand people who have "never
         | considered" it - how do you block & limit your mind? What
         | mental fences do you have that you have never "considered" such
         | an obvious course of action in the likely billion of seconds of
         | thinking?).
         | 
         | Having an intrusive though pop into my head ("You could totally
         | just jump in front of the train!") is not the same as actually
         | considering the steps towards actually planning suicide. I have
         | had intrusive thoughts, but I would say I've never "considered"
         | suicide.
        
         | sleton38234234 wrote:
         | just be very careful with how you respond to questions from a
         | therapist. they're "legally" required to report certain things.
         | You have to know, what you're allowed to say and what you're
         | not, if you don't want govt institutions getting involved.
        
         | duped wrote:
         | I think you're misunderstanding the difference between
         | answering questions truthfully and how your answers are
         | received.
        
         | jemmyw wrote:
         | There's a difference between thinking about something and
         | seriously entertaining it. Like you, I think about a lot of
         | things, but I'd take "considering" to mean more than that. I've
         | thought about all kinds of ways to commit fraud, but I'd never
         | consider doing it. I think you've misunderstood the word in
         | context.
        
         | peeters wrote:
         | When I was in the security clearance process, the first step in
         | the process was a 500 question multiple choice psychological
         | exam (randomized order). The test is designed to have some
         | level of error checking to make sure participants are taking it
         | seriously (e.g. questions that would be expected to correlate).
         | Near the start of the exam was a question "do you have back
         | pain", I answered "no". Near the end was the same question
         | phrased slightly differently, I answered "yes". When in my
         | subsequent interview to discuss the results, the interviewer
         | questioned why I didn't answer consistently. She seemed to
         | accept my answer of "I had been sitting in an uncomfortable
         | chair for 2.5 hours by the time I got to the second question".
        
         | the_af wrote:
         | > _My mind never stops and there 's virtually nothing in the
         | world I have not "considered"_
         | 
         | One piece of advice my mom gave me which I always follow is:
         | don't tell them (a company/job/boss) anything that could be
         | used against you. There's no need to be truthful here, this
         | isn't a consultation with your doctor. So lie, tell them you're
         | healthy, you never had any problems with anyone ever, never
         | admit to anything. Truth is for your doctor or your therapist
         | (and your mom!).
         | 
         | (There's also a fun related video that sometimes makes the
         | rounds, "never talk to cops"
         | (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE). I suppose it's
         | specific to US law, but I find it interesting nonetheless).
        
           | 3-cheese-sundae wrote:
           | And if you've ever applied for life insurance, you may also
           | know that consultations with your doctor should also be
           | treated similarly, lest they use a casual mention of smoking
           | a cigar 17 years ago as grounds to increase your rate or deny
           | coverage altogether.
        
           | heavyset_go wrote:
           | > _There 's no need to be truthful here, this isn't a
           | consultation with your doctor._
           | 
           | Even then, depending on your demographic, being honest about
           | things like pain might get you labelled as a drug seeker.
        
           | NikolaNovak wrote:
           | I've watched that video several times; as somebody "largely"
           | honest, I need it to pragmatically re-adjust my perspective
           | every few years - because I TOTALLY am the person who would
           | inherently monologue for 3 hours when asked a simple question
           | by a cop :)
           | 
           | The other piece of advice is trickier, and I personally do
           | not follow it too closely (everything in life is
           | circumstantial:). Two aspects to mention:
           | 
           | 1. Often, a lie is more harmful than a slightly harmful
           | truth. And opportunities to get caught in a lie start with
           | the application process - some applications have multiple
           | seemingly unrelated or different questions that aim to
           | reinforce the validity of your claims; this will also
           | sometimes be reinforced with interviews, reference checks,
           | etc. And then if you get the job or grant or whatever,
           | there's still the risk of getting caught at virtually any
           | point in the future.
           | 
           | My wife and a few of her friends have been HR managers at
           | quite varied corporations, and universally they lament that
           | people get fired over an insignificant lie. What they lied
           | about might've been a verbal "Hey don't do that" or a formal
           | reprimand, but lie got them immediately fired.
           | 
           | 2. Variation of that but, perfection and/or fakeness can
           | stand out. Not to say there aren't people who can lie/fake
           | perfectly, and sometimes many of us think that we can pull it
           | off better than we can. But while I cannot claim that I have
           | never fibbed or concealed in my life, last few decades I've
           | been lucky enough that I didn't need to.
           | 
           | And luck is an important word; I've been lucky professionally
           | since I came to Canada, which _enabled_ me to have good
           | success going counter to that advice: e.g. to every new
           | manager, I proactively indicate explicitly that I  "Attended
           | university but have not graduated", I came extremely upfront
           | when I started photography business even though it had
           | nothing to do with my IT dayjob, etc. I find one's experience
           | at large companies is partially shaped by formal policies
           | written by people far away from you, but also hugely by the
           | actual people surrounding you, and I've been lucky / chosen
           | well over the years. Milleage most definitely WILL vary, and
           | I've been in sufficiently different / more precarious or
           | dangerous situations to be fairly aware of my current
           | privilege.
        
             | dwater wrote:
             | I believe you should have the same attitude when giving an
             | interview e.g. to a member of the media. They will make it
             | feel like a personal conversation which is intended to get
             | you to share your story and views, but in the end they are
             | really telling their story and their views, and will use
             | what you say to support that whether you agree with what
             | they are saying or not.
        
             | the_af wrote:
             | Agreed about not outright lying. I think my mom's advice --
             | the way I interpret it, anyway -- is more "don't volunteer
             | information". Sometimes you have to answer honestly if they
             | ask you a direct question about a concrete fact they can
             | doublecheck in alternative ways, but otherwise: don't
             | volunteer information. Don't be a "completionist", if they
             | ask you "have you ever considered [something naughty]" the
             | truth is only for your therapist; for HR it's always "no,
             | never!".
        
             | jrochkind1 wrote:
             | > I TOTALLY am the person who would inherently monologue
             | for 3 hours when asked a simple question by a cop
             | 
             | Then for you especially, but really for everyone -- don't
             | talk to the cop without a lawyer. Just don't. (at least if
             | you are in the USA).
             | 
             | For all the reasons you mention. Lying to the cops can be
             | committing a crime in itself. Trying to think it through
             | and figure out exactly how much of the truth to tell in
             | what way -- can either leave you accidentally committing
             | the crime of lying to the cop, OR accidentally
             | incriminating yourself (even if you don't think you've done
             | anything wrong). The cops have way more training and
             | practice and experience at this interaction than you, you
             | will not outsmart them.
             | 
             | In the USA (and probably other places, but I know the USA),
             | you have the right to not talk to the cops without a
             | lawyer, and you should exercize it, even if you think
             | you've done nothing wrong. (Plenty of people who think
             | they've done nothing wrong end up screwed by the cops).
        
               | the_af wrote:
               | The video I linked to, which frequently makes the rounds,
               | is essentially a defense attorney explaining that you
               | should never speak to cops, even if you're innocent, and
               | gives plenty of examples of innocent people that ended up
               | convicted of something just because they thought they
               | were safe (because they didn't do anything). For example,
               | he explains even an innocent person making an innocent
               | mistake while recollecting the facts to the cops can get
               | screwed, whereas an innocent person who simply won't talk
               | to them cannot get screwed as easily.
               | 
               | I'll repost it here for emphasis. I'm sure this applies
               | mostly to the US, and _also_ that the attorney is
               | overstating his case a bit for comedic effect, but I 'm
               | also convinced that what he's saying is mostly right (at
               | least, for the US legal system).
               | 
               | Again, for emphasis: he recommends that even _innocent_
               | people never talk to cops!
               | 
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE
        
               | bityard wrote:
               | Yep.
               | 
               | I am good friends with police officers and firmly believe
               | that _most_ of them are good people trying to do good
               | work.
               | 
               | But the most succinct way to put it is: if you are an
               | innocent person, you simply have nothing to gain by
               | talking to the cops without a lawyer. And potentially
               | everything to lose if they choose to pin something on you
               | somehow.
        
           | flatline wrote:
           | For those of you who are like I used to be and are just
           | honest in an unfiltered way that sometimes caused you
           | trouble: don't think of it as lying, think of it as keeping
           | secrets. You can also view it as maintaining a personal
           | boundary, which is not something people of my generation were
           | brought up with. We all keep secrets to some extent: shameful
           | memories we do not readily recount; job confidentiality;
           | things we only share with our doctor or therapist. Just be
           | like that more, it's okay to be a bit of a mystery to others,
           | and you can do this while still divulging a ton of stuff
           | about yourself. Lying just feels stupid and wrong. Pretend
           | you are a spy in this life, and you can consciously choose
           | what face to present to anyone.
        
             | the_af wrote:
             | Yes! Like I clarified in another comment, I didn't really
             | meant "lying" but "not volunteering/selectively withholding
             | information".
        
             | trifurcate wrote:
             | > You can also view it as maintaining a personal boundary,
             | which is not something people of my generation were brought
             | up with.
             | 
             | Which generation do you belong to, out of curiosity?
        
               | flatline wrote:
               | I am presently 46 years old.
        
         | Natsu wrote:
         | People are using a different version of 'considered' where it's
         | not just a passing fancy, but something you would be likely to
         | do.
        
         | nlnn wrote:
         | Many people use "considered" to actually mean "seriously
         | considered acting upon", rather than "idly considered
         | hypothetically" in this context.
         | 
         | Plus when screening many applicants with few differentiators,
         | this might be an easy question to reject on.
        
         | foobarbecue wrote:
         | I'm like you. An ex of mine claimed that most people never even
         | think about committing suicide. It's hard for me to understand
         | how anyone could avoid such an obvious thought, but I have
         | since seen a lot of evidence that some people's minds really
         | don't explore the possibility space, and when they do it's only
         | along prescribed paths... So I guess it's possible?
        
           | derbOac wrote:
           | FWIW, this sort of issue is a serious problem for many people
           | with severe OCD. Basically a thought comes into their minds,
           | about something disturbing or taboo, and they start obsessing
           | over the fact they had the thought, because they're so
           | distraught about the idea it would even come into their mind.
           | In most cases, they are so far from actually doing anything
           | related to the thought, and that's why they are so
           | distraught. This leads to penitential behavior, and
           | compulsions, etc.
           | 
           | Sometimes figuring out if they're just obsessing because
           | they're worried about a thought, versus actually
           | perseverating over a potentially actionable drive, is really
           | really difficult.
           | 
           | Not saying you have OCD, it's just a whole area that can lead
           | to seriously debilitating problems for some individuals.
        
             | justsocrateasin wrote:
             | I actually feel like this is a good argument _for_
             | normalizing the fact that probably everyone has thoughts
             | about suicide (as OP said, thinking about the implications
             | versus considering).
             | 
             | I remember a period of my life where I was struggling a bit
             | more than normal with anxiety, and my creative / intrusive
             | brain was like "how about you think on the concept of
             | suicide?" to which my brain responded "wow now you're
             | thinking about suicide, you should really seek help".
             | 
             | In reality, it was just an intrusive thought. But the fact
             | that my brain jumped on that thought, and ruminated on it
             | as "if the thought popped into my head, maybe I'm not OK",
             | that was the thing that caused problems.
        
             | foobarbecue wrote:
             | Interesting; that makes a lot of sense. This insight makes
             | me think there's a continuum between brains set to "control
             | all thoughts" and brains set to "autmatically explore all
             | possibilities."
             | 
             | I think I'm pretty neurotypical and fall somewhere in the
             | middle, but I can see how a minor change in that "setting"
             | would have a big impact on my behavior.
        
               | rhacker wrote:
               | That's the main difference between OCD and not.
        
           | kibwen wrote:
           | It boils down to a semantic argument. People have differing
           | definitions of what it means to "think about committing
           | suicide". If you're up on top of a tall object and happen to
           | imagine yourself plummeting over the edge even without any
           | intention to do so, some people will consider that "thinking
           | about it", and some people won't.
           | 
           | The useful interpretation is to exercise empathy and put
           | yourself in the mind of the person writing the questionnaire,
           | and ask what definition _they_ are likely using. For example,
           | your therapist doesn 't care if you had a random intrusive
           | thought thirty years ago, they care if you presently have
           | actual designs of self-harm. Likewise, in the OP, the person
           | interpreting the security clearance doesn't care if you were
           | accidentally caught up in a silly witch hunt when you were
           | 12.
        
             | foobarbecue wrote:
             | I agree that one should attempt to answer the /intended/
             | question.
             | 
             | In this case, however, it wasn't semantic. My ex and I were
             | on the same page as to how we were using "think". She was
             | claiming that by our shared definition of think, most
             | people didn't, and we did.
        
             | Atheros wrote:
             | It's impractical for everyone and impossible for some
             | people to interpret every question through the lens of the
             | person asking the question. The use of American euphemisms
             | is constantly changing and it is unreasonable to expect
             | non-native English speakers or neurodivergent people to
             | keep up.
             | 
             | Practice empathy. Guess at others' intent in order to do
             | your best to give others the information that they want.
             | But then insist that they use plain English in the future
             | and that doing otherwise is wrong.
             | 
             | https://sneak.berlin/20191201/american-communication/
        
               | bityard wrote:
               | > if you speak directly, what will be heard by your
               | listeners is whatever your statements are presumed to
               | imply, not what is actually stated--regardless of whether
               | or not those implications are intended or not.
               | 
               | This pretty well sums up my experience of the HN comments
               | section.
        
           | photochemsyn wrote:
           | That might be related to why it's such a taboo subject -
           | people fear that even mentioning the word 'suicide' will
           | cause some people to starting making deliberate plans to end
           | their own life. (It's certainly a rather depressing topic,
           | not suitable for small talk or dinner conversation, and
           | people who are always bringing it up probably could use some
           | therapist time.)
           | 
           | The effect is similar to the statement, "don't think of a
           | blue elephant" - it's pretty hard to not immediately think of
           | some kind of a blue elephant (Dumbo the Disney character? A
           | wild African elephant that got blue mud all over it? A
           | painted elephant in a Indian potentate's parade? Etc.)
           | 
           | Psychologists use the term 'ideation' to distinguish between
           | merely thinking about a topic, versus obsessing over a topic,
           | making plans related to a topic, and so on.
        
           | SpaceL10n wrote:
           | I find this concept fascinating, where can I read more?
        
             | foobarbecue wrote:
             | [Fox News joke removed since upon further reflection it
             | wasn't funny]
             | 
             | Seriously though, I suppose I was misusing the word
             | "evidence" here... I haven't actually studied this beyond
             | observing and talking to people I know. I would also be
             | interested in reading on the topic if anyone can suggest
             | something!
        
               | foobarbecue wrote:
               | I'm sad that Slava_Propanei's comment below is dead. I'm
               | stoked to learned the word "keyfabe."
        
               | dang wrote:
               | You can vouch for [dead] comments. When enough users do
               | that, it will come back to life. See
               | https://news.ycombinator.com/newsfaq.html#cvouch.
        
               | Slava_Propanei wrote:
               | Ah yes, Fox News. The source of all bad thought is not
               | the global liberal hegemony, but rather its kayfabe
               | opposition.
        
               | foobarbecue wrote:
               | Vouching for this. It's off-topic and a little
               | inflammatory but I started that, and it taught me the
               | word kayfabe. Thanks to dang for introducing me to the
               | vouch feature.
        
           | PuppyTailWags wrote:
           | I think it is possible and I think it helps to explore what
           | you don't think about. Everyone has things that never/rarely
           | occur to them to consider performing as an action, even
           | people with significantly broader consideration-spheres than
           | others. For example, I've considered suicide but never going
           | pro in ballet. I've considered stealing from my employer but
           | never becoming an opera influencer. I'm less athletic than a
           | sibling of mine, so things like vaulting over fences/climbing
           | trees aren't things I that would even occur to me to perform
           | but my sibling is always thinking of ways they can get over
           | and around physical obstacles with their body.
           | 
           | I don't think that it's some people follow prescribed paths.
           | I think everyone has familiar and less-familiar paths, and
           | some paths are totally out of the way. And I think the
           | overlap of what's considered familiar and what's considered
           | out of the way have much less overlap than is commonly
           | understood.
        
             | dsr_ wrote:
             | Unfortunately, now I have considered going pro in ballet
             | (result: not going to happen), becoming an opera influencer
             | (result: highly unlikely but not absolutely impossible; can
             | I reasonably work towards the return of the comic operetta?
             | Probably not without writing one. I could manage the book
             | but not the music. Who do I know who might want to write
             | the music?) and I have frequently considered but discarded
             | the likelihood of vaulting over most fences and climbing
             | most trees.
             | 
             | Thanks.
        
               | PuppyTailWags wrote:
               | But that's the thing, right, you didn't consider those
               | things before. There's no difference between not having
               | considered suicide and not having considered pro ballet
               | and it doesn't reflect anything about you in particular.
               | That's why I'm saying I don't think it's incomprehensible
               | that some people just haven't thought of things you've
               | considered before. Because obviously you also haven't
               | thought of things to consider until someone else (myself)
               | brought them up.
        
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         | MisterBastahrd wrote:
         | Probably because you were overthinking it.
         | 
         | You're thinking in terms of grey while they're testing to
         | ensure that you have at least a basic understanding of black
         | and white.
        
         | CapmCrackaWaka wrote:
         | I can't pretend to know what the original test writers had in
         | mind. However, I actually think this question serves a
         | different purpose than to determine if you had actually
         | considered stealing from an employer. These types of questions
         | are better suited to determine if someone can walk the
         | corporate walk and talk the corporate talk. They don't want a
         | low level employee to go off on a customer, or make rude
         | remarks, or otherwise say "between you and me, fuck this
         | company lmaoooo", because that opens them up to litigation. On
         | that front, I would say they achieved their goal.
         | 
         | The _obvious_ answer to this question, if you want a job, is
         | "no". Anyone that answers "yes" is a liability, regardless of
         | their actual intention to steal.
        
           | tejtm wrote:
           | So they are filtering for a ethic that accepts boldface lying
           | to them is necessary to cover essentials.
           | 
           | I can not see how this paradigm could end well.
        
             | aeturnum wrote:
             | I mean - all ethical systems favor boldfaced lying in some
             | situations? Even Kant's Categorical Imperative simply says
             | that, if you lie, you should do so in a situation where
             | anyone in that situation should lie (i.e. hiding Jews from
             | the Nazis, etc). Even within a Kantian framework, you could
             | argue that in this context (a formal job application) it is
             | moral to lie because no one believes your answer represents
             | your most deeply held beliefs - but rather represents your
             | willingness (and ability) to perform a role (the role of
             | the Good Employee). If you can't be a Good Employee you
             | should reveal it by not lying - but if you can be you can
             | reveal it by lying on the form (which reflects the lying
             | you will be expected to do in the job).
        
           | idopmstuff wrote:
           | Yeah, seems like if you're hiring for a low-level retail
           | employee, it's not necessarily a plus if they're the kind of
           | person who deeply analyzes this sort of question instead of
           | giving the superficially correct response. Particularly if
           | this was in an employer-friendly time from a hiring
           | perspective, and they had an endless supply of candidates.
        
             | applejacks wrote:
             | > they're the kind of person who deeply analyzes this sort
             | of question
             | 
             | Clearly they didn't deeply analyze the question in the
             | relevant context. Answering "yes" to this is high school
             | level "edginess".
             | 
             | One needn't condescend, as there are equivalent questions
             | at all levels of hiring, all with equally obvious
             | (in)correct answers. No, you shouldn't answer "what is your
             | biggest challenge" with "not showing up to work drunk",
             | even if it is indeed your biggest challenge, _and_ one that
             | you work hard to successfully overcome every day.
             | 
             | Another commenter refers to this as "walking the corporate
             | walk" but I think it's more "having an understanding of
             | context and appropriate levels of sharing" and it applies
             | _at all times in life_.
        
               | notch656c wrote:
               | Some cultures, and strongly correlated thus
               | nationalities, are more brutally honest than others. So
               | it may just be a test to see if you're an apple pie white
               | American, which could be unlawful discrimination.
        
               | CapmCrackaWaka wrote:
               | I think you have this backwards - Apparently, Americans
               | are considered more brutally honest and direct in
               | negotiations than other cultures:
               | 
               | https://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-negotiate-around-
               | the-...
        
               | lcnPylGDnU4H9OF wrote:
               | That doesn't mean that Americans are more brutally honest
               | in social interactions. In my experience, Americans
               | commonly (admittedly, not always) avoid topics and
               | observations which they think a listening party would
               | find uncomfortable.
        
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               | quocanh wrote:
               | This actually reminds me of something I've been thinking
               | about lately. What we call honesty is actually two
               | different things: truthfulness and openness. Americans
               | are probably truthful and not open.
        
               | ipaddr wrote:
               | Like Canadians are polite but not friendly
        
               | BrandoElFollito wrote:
               | No s**t, my g*d these Americans are really *****
               | 
               | (who would have thought it is so difficult to beep out
               | words in HN, I had to escape each *)
        
               | lcnPylGDnU4H9OF wrote:
               | Reminds me of the time I said the fuck word kinda loudly
               | in public in Provo, Utah. Had people looking at me like
               | I'd just grown a second head.
               | 
               | That's kinda why I always say "the fuck word" instead of
               | "the eff word". I've had too many interactions where
               | somebody felt comfortable correcting my word choice for
               | me to be polite about it. ("Fuckin' heck!" is pretty fun
               | too; people just don't know how to respond.)
        
             | yamazakiwi wrote:
             | It's common in most roles for employers to check if you are
             | flexible, teachable, and ready for cool-aid.
        
               | NavinF wrote:
               | *kool-aid
               | 
               | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drinking_the_Kool-Aid
        
               | alasdair_ wrote:
               | *Flavor Aid
               | 
               | They didn't actually use Kool-aid in the Jonestown
               | massacre, people just think they did.
        
               | NavinF wrote:
               | "drinking the Flavor Aid" doesn't sound nearly as good.
               | It sounds like a knockoff
        
               | entropicdrifter wrote:
               | Just because the saying is apocryphal doesn't mean the
               | spelling "cool-aid" was correct. The saying is "drinking
               | the Kool-Aid" regardless
        
               | yamazakiwi wrote:
               | Sounds like you're drinking their cool-aid.
        
             | davidw wrote:
             | Reminds me of the scene in Cryptonimicon, again:
             | 
             | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1866629
        
               | wedn3sday wrote:
               | Many things remind me of scenes from the Cryptonomicon,
               | especially things that rhyme with "torpedo."
        
         | shagie wrote:
         | A retail company that I worked for (I worked in the general
         | office and we got a bit of a chuckle talking about the test)
         | had a test that was very much in the same vein - though it
         | wasn't a "have you ever considered" but rather put on a "agree
         | to disagree" spectrum.                   It is ok to get into
         | fights during your break as long as you aren't at the store
         | It is ok to take office supplies home if they aren't valued
         | more than $10         It is ok to not clock out for a smoke
         | break if it is less than five minutes long
         | 
         | There were other questions that were ones you were supposed to
         | agree with too - just those weren't as memorable.
         | 
         | Apparently, there were people who failed the test.
         | 
         | The _other_ part of the test is that it is on record. So when
         | someone _does_ get into a fight during their break the GM can
         | pull the test out and say  "see, you knew this."
        
         | m3047 wrote:
         | I mean, there's a whole book that's popular dedicated to saying
         | "yes" to every opportunity you're offered to improve your
         | "luck"...
        
         | FireBeyond wrote:
         | I had to write a letter in support of my immigration
         | application, explaining my situation and circumstances.
         | 
         | I gave it to my attorney and she read over it and handed it
         | back to me. "You already have an attorney. My letter will read
         | like an attorney wrote it. Yours should instead look like a
         | human wrote it."
        
         | voisin wrote:
         | Mindfulness meditation may help calm the racing mind.
        
           | geomark wrote:
           | I did that while taking a polygraph administered by a
           | representative of a three letter agency. He said I was being
           | deceptive.
        
             | brookst wrote:
             | Did you explain that you were just _pretending_ to be
             | deceptive, b it were in fact fully cooperating?
        
               | geomark wrote:
               | It was clear the examiner had no sense of humor. So no.
               | But when he said I was being deceptive I asked "In what
               | way?" And he said "You tell me." And so we ended in a
               | standoff.
        
           | NikolaNovak wrote:
           | Thanks, I've heard that over time; I've tried a bit of
           | mindfulness over the years and I see the value in it, I just
           | haven't been able to harness it yet. I've tried some guided
           | audio body focus mindfulness/meditation and 1. Most of it
           | tries too hard and loses me with "Third Eye" and "Spirit
           | world" "and chakra energy frequency balance" 2. Most of it
           | starts from toes and turns out I need to start from center
           | (ridiculous preference but apparently true for me:) and 3.
           | Most importantly, unsurprisingly, I _suck_ at it. I keep
           | trying every now and then; maybe I 'll give it another go :)
        
             | hackingthelema wrote:
             | Abandon guided meditations and audio-based meditations, and
             | focus to a simple programme of breath-focus. You just:
             | 
             | 1. sit quietly and comfortably
             | 
             | 2. breathe through your nose
             | 
             | 3. find the feeling of air moving in and out of your nose
             | 
             | 4. observe that feeling of air
             | 
             | 5. if your mind starts observing other thoughts instead of
             | the breath feeling -- 'I have an itch', 'this sitting
             | position is uncomfortable', 'what about my meeting
             | tomorrow' -- you notice your observation has left the air-
             | in-your-nose feeling, and you gently redirect it back to
             | focusing on that instead of the thoughts.
             | 
             | 6. Repeat. You'll slowly increase from 2-3 seconds of focus
             | to minutes at a time.
             | 
             | > 3. Most importantly, unsurprisingly, I suck at it. I keep
             | trying every now and then; maybe I'll give it another go :)
             | 
             | You're better off with 3-5 minutes daily, _regularly_ ,
             | than with longer sessions sporadically. It's a matter of
             | practice and getting the knack of concentration down.
             | Slowly increase to 10-15 minutes a day over a month or two,
             | and really focus on getting the technique mastered more
             | than anything.
             | 
             | The book _Mindfulness in Plain English_ is both available
             | freely online, and my favourite guide to getting it right.
        
               | ufmace wrote:
               | This is basically the idea. Exact techniques vary, but
               | the point is to keep gently re-focusing on something
               | minor and physical. It doesn't really matter what it is,
               | scan direction vs breath flow vs something else, none of
               | it matters, just pick one and work on focusing.
        
             | j33zusjuice wrote:
             | The app "Balance" is decent, and they give a year free on
             | it (or gave, anyway). I primarily use it to go to sleep
             | when my mind is racing (I fall asleep within 10 minutes
             | every time, even if I've been laying and thinking for an
             | hour or two), but I've listened to a few here and there,
             | and I haven't heard any mysticism.
        
         | frogpelt wrote:
         | On the word "consider": A friend of mine tells a story about
         | his dad and his appreciation for the practicality of a brick
         | house.
         | 
         | Someone once asked him "Would you ever consider putting any
         | other siding on your house besides brick?"
         | 
         | His answer: "I'd consider it. And then I'd brick it."
        
           | robocat wrote:
           | Bricks have bad failure modes in earthquake prone areas.
           | 
           | Worst case: falling over and killing people in an earthquake
           | (happened especially with many commercial properties in my
           | hometown, Christchurch, in 2011 earthquake).
           | 
           | Even with very minor damage you end up with fine mortar
           | cracks so sealing fails, and wind blows water through cracks.
           | Nobody fixes cracks properly so the problem is hidden by the
           | repointing and painting over, and also cracks reopen on minor
           | aftershocks years later.
           | 
           | I like bricks, but I would avoid them in say California.
        
             | IIsi50MHz wrote:
             | Tangent: Some historic brick-built structurer in Cali are
             | reinforced by apply fiberglass resin (just the resin, no
             | fibers) to the surface of the bricks. This usually
             | manifests as a glossy clear layer completely covering
             | brickwork of the ground floor, followed by narrower and
             | narrower strips of resin for the next floors. It can be
             | applied to interior, exterior, or both surfaces, depending
             | on assessment of the structure.
        
         | gr4yb34rd wrote:
         | that's how i knew 'voice stress analysis' tests were trash.
         | when i was a teenager, it was all the rage for companies to put
         | candidates through these and i'd sit there lying all the way
         | through it and still get the job every time.
         | 
         | now, any of my ex's can agree, i'm the worst liar in the world
         | and if that test thought i was being honest, there's definitely
         | something busted with it.
        
         | ALittleLight wrote:
         | Personality tests aren't about a test of your personality, but
         | your ability to project the ideal personality for an employee.
         | That has some value because it shows you'll know how you're
         | supposed to act on the job.
        
         | giaour wrote:
         | Did you methodically weigh the pros and cons of stealing from
         | your employer? Was there a real possibility that you would have
         | emerged from the consideration having decided to go ahead with
         | the theft?
         | 
         | If not, what you're describing sounds like "theft ideation,"
         | which I'm sure employers wouldn't be thrilled about but
         | wouldn't warrant a question on the application.
        
         | harpiaharpyja wrote:
         | > _What mental fences do you have that you have never
         | "considered" such an obvious course of action in the likely
         | billion of seconds of thinking?)._
         | 
         | Honestly I think it may just be semantics. When I think about
         | the usage of the word "to consider," there does seem to be two
         | different and distinct meanings. When people use it in the
         | sense of "to consider a course of action" it actually has a
         | different meaning than when the same word is used in other
         | contexts.
        
           | [deleted]
        
         | kadoban wrote:
         | > how do you block & limit your mind? What mental fences do you
         | have that you have never "considered" such an obvious course of
         | action in the likely billion of seconds of thinking?).
         | 
         | I don't think people block their minds. I think they just lie
         | on forms more. I also sometimes struggle with which lies are
         | expected.
        
         | gpcz wrote:
         | Instead, the companies want people willing to lie on forms.
        
           | myself248 wrote:
           | 5+ years experience in a language/technology that only
           | appeared 2 years ago!
           | 
           | Congratulations, you will only hire liars. Which I think
           | describes 90% of hiring these days.
        
             | anticensor wrote:
             | No, that actually means they want a specific person, indeed
             | not mentioned in the listing. When the right person
             | applies, all those unsatisfiable requirements are suddenly
             | ignored.
        
           | AnIdiotOnTheNet wrote:
           | Indeed. If you insist on only hiring people who answer the
           | question a certain way, don't be surprised when you hire a
           | bunch of liars.
        
         | screamingninja wrote:
         | I would think that you have been using the word "considered"
         | rather lightly. To me, it means careful thought and
         | deliberation, not just "the thought crossed my mind at some
         | point".
        
           | threatofrain wrote:
           | And there are many who do use "considered" to mean that a
           | thought crossed their mind. Surely this does not shock you.
           | 
           | The problem is not the interpretation of a word. The problem
           | is how the ocean of other people answered this question.
           | There comes a point when being honest is completely stupid,
           | and when most people use the word honesty they don't mean to
           | cross into the completely stupid territory.
           | 
           | That being said I'd consider such a person to be a fine
           | candidate for friendship.
        
             | cm2187 wrote:
             | Perhaps filtering out stupid people is the goal of the
             | question.
             | 
             | No one is completely honest. Courtesy is the art of lying.
        
           | oxfeed65261 wrote:
           | In this context, I think "considered," here, is best
           | understood as:
           | 
           | "Have I deliberated over whether or not to do this?"
           | 
           | Not:
           | 
           | "Have I thought, in the abstract, about how I might do this,
           | or what it might be like?"
        
             | davchana wrote:
             | Yes, more like, "wanted" (to do) it.
        
           | NikolaNovak wrote:
           | Yes and No.
           | 
           | I have "Considered" stealing from my employer several times.
           | When I was 15 I was a refugee and worked in a Radio-Shack-
           | like store in Croatia. We built PCs in back and sold them in
           | the front. The front and back were separated by a curtain,
           | and highest value items (ram sticks) happened to be stashed
           | on the shelf on the side of the entrance. I realized it would
           | take literally 5 seconds for a customer to reach through the
           | curtain and grab them. That got me thinking on whether as an
           | insider I would have higher or lower risk than a random
           | customer. How could I reduce the risk? What's a simple, non-
           | overly-elaborate method that would let me accomplish this? So
           | I did spend some time considering this problem space (and
           | then next day suggested to my boss to move the RAM further
           | inside:)
           | 
           | Similarly with suicide. Everybody's life is hard and has ups
           | and downs. I've "considered" suicide in several different
           | ways many times in my life, sometimes at "obvious" times of
           | hardship, otherwise at simply slow, boring times. I'm largely
           | a cheerful optimistic person FWIW, but I find everything
           | interesting even fascinating, including that particular life
           | (ending) choice.
           | 
           | Talking to couple of my closest oldest friends, who are most
           | similar to me, they have few mental taboos. But talking to
           | most other people, at least as far as they're willing to be
           | honest with me and/or themselves, they have never considered
           | _SO MANY_ topics, virtually regardless of how light or heavy
           | we define the word.
        
             | toss1 wrote:
             | Yup. "Considered" is certainly ambiguous enough to be a
             | failure in the context of a job application.
             | 
             | When I was working at IBM, a my manager introduced me in
             | passing to one of his peers who was getting a huge
             | promotion, about three levels up. Why such an unusual
             | promotion? He'd noticed a way that 4 people could conspire
             | to exfiltrate $25 million on a Friday and be in some non-
             | extradition country before it was noticed. He had reported
             | this flaw, and they were promoting him for alerting them.
             | He had _certainly_ "considered" quite deeply stealing from
             | his employer, and was being rewarded for doing the right
             | thing.
             | 
             | And, of course, an honest answer on his BestBuy app would
             | have disqualified him.
             | 
             | We can quibble about the meaning, but this is an absolute
             | fail on the job application, unless the goal is to filter
             | out intelligent people who have naturally curious minds.
             | 
             | There is a huge difference between thinking about something
             | and taking action to do it. You have brought us another
             | great example of utter cluelessness in corporate HR.
        
               | erehweb wrote:
               | Nitpicking that thinking about a vulnerability is not the
               | same as considering exploiting that vulnerability.
        
               | toss1 wrote:
               | exactly the point -- that nit falls well within the
               | ambiguity of the wording
               | 
               | (and yes, if you're reasonably sharp and not a super-
               | stickler, you should be able to suss out the screening
               | intent of the question, constrain the current meaning of
               | "consider", and answer "No" regardless of your previous
               | thoughts and understanding of the word -- it's not like
               | thoughtcrime is prosecutable ...yet)
        
               | afarrell wrote:
               | My hunch is that this is a third of the reason why
               | politicians give "politician answers" to things that most
               | people believe are straightforward yes-or-no questions.
        
               | mason55 wrote:
               | > _but this is an absolute fail on the job application,
               | unless the goal is to filter out intelligent people who
               | have naturally curious minds._
               | 
               | Not sure why you think this is a crazy goal for a retail
               | job. If you can't figure out that you should say "no" to
               | the stealing question, no matter what the truth is, then
               | you're probably not a good fit to work retail.
               | 
               | In fact, I'd bet that most of the "yes" answers to this
               | question are people who are curious but have poor social
               | understanding. I imagine that someone who really would
               | steal is also dishonest enough to lie on the question.
        
               | im3w1l wrote:
               | Don't underestimate how stupid criminals can be. It's not
               | like the prisons are empty because no one ever gets
               | caught.
        
               | toss1 wrote:
               | >>I imagine that someone who really would steal is also
               | dishonest enough to lie on the question.
               | 
               | Bingo!
               | 
               | I do expect that there are attempts to filter out overly
               | intelligent people for some jobs. There was a lawsuit in
               | Connecticut by an applicant who scored too high on the
               | police exam and was denied a job. He lost the case, and
               | established the right for police to reject people for
               | being too smart as they might get bored or something
               | (sorry, I don't have a link on hand).
               | 
               | But, as you point out, this question filters out only the
               | honest and intelligent people.
               | 
               | It leaves you with the pool of people who are either dull
               | or dishonest. Classic HR fail.
        
               | what_is_orcas wrote:
               | Found this because I was curious (and this was the first
               | non-paywall link that I knew the domain from, sorry if
               | there are other, more reputable sources):
               | https://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-
               | cops/st...
               | 
               | Looks like the reason is: we refuse all smart people
               | equally and it's a means to reduce turnover...
               | 
               | What a joke.
        
           | rcfox wrote:
           | I'm not so sure about that. If you spend a lot of time
           | mentally disengaged, (walking, exercising, commuting, etc.)
           | you have lots of opportunities to deeply consider many things
           | that you have no intention of doing.
        
       | dang wrote:
       | Related:
       | 
       |  _What Not To Write On Your Security Clearance Form_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1444653 - June 2010 (98
       | comments)
        
       | FpUser wrote:
       | From what I remember many kids go through the stage devise
       | various codes for "secret" communications. I "invented" one and
       | used it to send messages to my school buddy when we were like
       | 10-12 years old, do not remember exactly. And I was not alone.
        
       | petecooper wrote:
       | I did a tour of IT distributors & resellers around Johannesburg
       | back in the early '00s. I was the tame tech, the sales guy was a
       | good dude. It was standard issue for all visitors to fill out a
       | paper form with name, company, occupation, and car registration
       | details as a lot of parking lots were secure compounds, given the
       | atmosphere in South Africa. As the week went by, and the sunshine
       | got to us, we ended up providing our occupations with increasing
       | absurdity: serial killer, axe murderer, escaped drug lords, etc.
       | The only one that raised any response - from a very burly
       | Afrikaner - was me stating I was a "6ft invisible bumblebee".
        
       | Daub wrote:
       | This quote...
       | 
       | > When I handed the form in to the security officer, he scanned
       | it quickly, looked me over slowly, then said, ``Explain this''--
       | pointing at the FBI question. I described what had happened. He
       | got very agitated, picked up my form, tore it in pieces, and
       | threw it in the waste basket.
       | 
       | Reminds me of this scene from Starship Trooper...
       | 
       | https://youtu.be/Le-uDcNlJO4?t=118
        
         | ant6n wrote:
         | This sort of thing happened a lot with East Germans in the 90s
         | etc. After unification, we of course all became Western
         | Germans, with the right to travel to the US on the visa waiver
         | program. You just had to fill out the I-90 form (and pay 6$
         | when crossing a land border). It's a relatively small form, but
         | it does ask whether you're criminal, used to be a nazi,
         | terrorist... or member of a communist party. Well, most East
         | Germans had to be member of the party, just in order to
         | participate in society, so of course some would later put a
         | mark there when travelling to the US. Border agents would
         | usually just hand them a new form and tell them ,,you're
         | supposed to leave this blank".
        
           | psychphysic wrote:
           | > It's a relatively small form, but it does ask whether
           | you're criminal, used to be a nazi, terrorist... or member of
           | a communist party.
           | 
           | Not that different today, includes are you a war criminal or
           | wanted by Nuremberg and are you a islamic terrorist no?
           | Similarly there's still increased rules if you have been to
           | particular places
        
             | watwut wrote:
             | > Not that different today, includes are you a war criminal
             | or wanted by Nuremberg and are you a islamic terrorist no?
             | Similarly there's still increased rules if you have been to
             | particular places
             | 
             | Those are widely different questions. These people were
             | affirmatively not war criminals nor wanted by Nuremberg.
             | And they were not equivalent of islamic terrorists either -
             | the equivalent of that would be membership in stasi or so.
             | 
             | This would be analogical to "was you muslim" or "did you
             | had membership in Mosque".
        
               | Symbiote wrote:
               | Nowadays there's the question "Have you ever violated any
               | law related to possessing, using, or distributing illegal
               | drugs?" [1].
               | 
               | As late as 2018, they were asking about communist party
               | membership [2]
               | 
               | [1] https://www.nnuimmigration.com/esta-questions/
               | 
               | [2] https://papersplease.org/wp/wp-
               | content/uploads/2018/05/DS-01...
        
               | psychphysic wrote:
               | Seems similar to me, people perceive questions
               | differently I guess
        
               | watwut wrote:
               | This is not about subjective perception. This is
               | literally about what words mean. You being performatively
               | against communist party does not make "member of a
               | communist party in eastern block" the same situation as
               | "islamic terrorist".
               | 
               | And it does not make them war criminals either, you need
               | to engage in war for that in the first place. It does not
               | make them wanted by Nuremberg either, because Nuremberg
               | never asked for them.
        
       | el_nahual wrote:
       | > On another occasion much later, I learned by chance that
       | putting certain provocative information on a security clearance
       | form can greatly speed up the clearance process. But that is
       | another story.
       | 
       | Talk about burying the lede!
       | 
       | Charming story nonetheless.
        
       | 51Cards wrote:
       | Bit of an aside story but I'm in the process of renewing a US
       | work Visa (travel into the US for work often from Canada). I was
       | reminded going through the online form last week that there are 3
       | full pages of questions like: "Have you ever participated in
       | child trafficing?", "Have you participated in terrorist
       | activities?", "Have you participated in overthrowing a
       | government?", etc. etc. All of the most extreme international
       | crimes you could think of.
       | 
       | I later realized that they don't expect any one to answer these
       | truthfully, however if in future you are caught doing (Edit: or
       | having previously done) any of these things the "lied on Visa
       | application" is grounds for an instant revocation of the Visa
       | without all the other possible complications.
        
         | philwelch wrote:
         | > "Have you participated in overthrowing a government?"
         | 
         | This must be an awkward question for Iraq War veterans.
        
         | freedomben wrote:
         | Yep that's a favorite US government method. They do the same
         | with the form you have to fill out to buy a gun.
        
           | notch656c wrote:
           | 4473 doesn't ask most those. Attempting to overthrow a
           | government doesn't make a prohibited possessor.
        
         | eldaisfish wrote:
         | I never understood the legal justifications for that. If i
         | answer a visa-related question now, the context for me is the
         | present and past. How can laws cover retroactive lies that were
         | not lies at the time?
        
           | 51Cards wrote:
           | I should have noted that their intent is to cover your past
           | and present, so that if in future they find out that in your
           | youth you trafficed/postituted humans and farmed drugs to
           | fund over throwing a goverment through terrorist
           | activities.... even if all of those were outside the US
           | jursidiction, they can still yank your Visa for having lied.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | smugma wrote:
       | Previously (2010): https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1444653
       | 
       | His hijinks remind me of Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman, which
       | I happen to be re-reading right now.
        
       | raindear wrote:
       | The date of the post is April 1st.
        
       | everly wrote:
       | _" Lady, this case has cost the government thousands of dollars.
       | It has been the top priority in our office for the last six
       | weeks. We traced the glasses to your son from the prescription by
       | examining the files of nearly every optometrist in San Diego." It
       | apparently didn't occur to them that if I were a real Japanese
       | spy, I might have brought the glasses with me from headquarters._
       | 
       | First of all, absolutely hilarious - second of all, pretty
       | intrigued by the old-school, brute-force method that actually
       | ended up working.
        
         | JamesSwift wrote:
         | What makes you think that type of thing is old school? This
         | kind of brute forcing is still very much in use [1], but
         | usually we are better at having computers do a lot of the
         | filtering these days.
         | 
         | [1] - https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/white-sedan-police-
         | found...
        
           | floatrock wrote:
           | Just the other day Italian police announced they found some
           | old mafia boss who was hiding for 30 years because they got a
           | tip he was sick, so they scoured the national health records
           | for clinics treating someone around the right age with the
           | same conditions.
        
         | adonig wrote:
         | "It apparently didn't occur to them that if I were a real
         | Japanese spy, I might have brought the glasses with me from
         | headquarters."
         | 
         | I'm not a criminologist but I think they might have classified
         | the glasses and the glasses case and maybe found enough
         | evidence indicating that the glasses have been made in the U.S.
         | or maybe even in San Diego.
         | 
         | Even if they didn't, then it's still their job to do exactly
         | what they did and they were successful. They found the real
         | owner of the glasses and were able to confirm, that the person
         | isn't a potentially dangerous enemy spy. That case can be
         | closed and they can do something else.
        
           | adrianmonk wrote:
           | Also, it's plausible that a Japanese spy would buy new
           | glasses in the US. It would probably be smart. Why take a
           | chance that someone will notice your slightly unusual-looking
           | glasses? Just get new ones that look normal.
        
         | Asooka wrote:
         | Third of all, it's the government's own fault they lost their
         | mind over a child's toy.
        
       | WesternWind wrote:
       | This is the first of three stories available at
       | https://yarchive.net/risks/mongrel.html
        
       | mcv wrote:
       | I'm so that guy. Not for security clearance, but medical
       | questionaires. I always fill them in with total honesty, listing
       | the most minor and irrelevant details if they fit the question.
       | My wife keeps telling me not to fill that stuff in, and she's
       | quite the opposite, giving the preferred answer everywhere, even
       | when I think: "but shouldn't you mention that thing?"
       | 
       | Of the two of us, she's the one who has tons of experience
       | navigating and running bureaucracies, and does so quite well. I'm
       | terrible at it.
        
         | Agentlien wrote:
         | Sometimes you just can't win, though.
         | 
         | I used to work for a Swedish company making training
         | simulations for surgeons. There are of course special rules
         | regarding customs declarations of medical equipment.
         | 
         | Our salespeople often complained that when entering the U.S. it
         | was basically a coin toss if the customs agent would be angry
         | with them for declaring our simulator as "medical equipment"
         | and wasting their time, or get angry at them for trying to
         | sneak this medical equipment through customs without declaring
         | it.
        
           | mynameisvlad wrote:
           | I had the same problem with something so much more benign
           | than that.
           | 
           | I was a Green Card holder. Technically, you need your card
           | and foreign passport to enter the country.
           | 
           | I got yelled at for giving them my passport once, with the
           | guard claiming it's useless and not needed. So then I started
           | having it on hand but not providing it on the spot, at which
           | point I'd get yelled at for not providing the needed passport
           | upfront. It's almost as if they like yelling more than
           | consistently following rules.
        
             | jkaplowitz wrote:
             | My understanding is that the passport is not actually
             | required at the CBP checkpoint if you present a valid
             | unexpired green card. But yeah, there's no way different
             | officers should be yelling contradictory things at you.
             | 
             | Side note: A passport may still be required to board an
             | inbound international flight even if I'm right about it not
             | needing to accompany a green card at the CBP checkpoint,
             | depending on the rules of the airline and the departure
             | country.
        
               | mynameisvlad wrote:
               | Is it? I've been yelled about doing or not doing it so
               | much that I can't keep track anymore.
               | 
               | That part of my life is behind me so now I get the next
               | fun challenge: Which passport to use when going up to
               | Canada and back as a dual citizen.
        
               | jkaplowitz wrote:
               | That one is clearer, at least. TL;DR for the easiest
               | experience - bring both passports, enter and leave each
               | country on the respective passport, and if anyone is
               | confused, show both passports and explain that you're a
               | dual citizen.
               | 
               | To enter and leave the US, you're supposed to use a US
               | passport and not a Canadian one. To enter Canada, it's
               | smoothest and fastest to use your Canadian passport, but
               | they do have an exception for US-Canadian dual citizens
               | that allow you to use a US passport.
               | 
               | If you use a US passport and claim to be a Canadian
               | citizen at a CBSA checkpoint, they might send you to
               | immigration screening to verify your claim, especially if
               | you don't also show some evidence of citizenship like
               | your citizenship certificate. If you use a US passport
               | and claim to be a Canadian citizen to a commercial
               | transportation company like an airline on the way into
               | Canada, they're advised to do "due diligence", but there
               | is no specific set of documentation required. The
               | citizenship certificate would probably satisfy them, and
               | in practice many times maybe the US passport by itself
               | too.
        
           | dwighttk wrote:
           | Yeah I think the lesson I took out of the story was DO put
           | that you have been investigated by the FBI and let the guy
           | you give the form to tell you to leave it off...
        
         | adastra22 wrote:
         | > My wife keeps telling me not to fill that stuff in, and she's
         | quite the opposite, giving the preferred answer everywhere
         | 
         | This might literally kill her.
        
         | olsgaarddk wrote:
         | Last time I was at the doctor, I answered "not that I know of"
         | when asked if I had any allergies.
         | 
         | Afterwards at the pharmacy, it turns out my prescription
         | included a box of antihistamine.
        
           | prmoustache wrote:
           | What a weird doctor you have.
           | 
           | You don't discuss about your actual medical condition and he
           | doesn't tell you why he prescribe each drug and for which
           | purpose?
        
           | weberer wrote:
           | Next time just ask for an allergy test. These days they just
           | draw a bit of blood and send you the results in a few days.
           | Then its on your records for good.
        
           | adrianmonk wrote:
           | I'm not sure how to interpret this. Were the antihistamines
           | in case you had a drug allergy? Or were they for the other
           | kind of allergy (pollen, pet danger, dust, etc.)?
        
             | Vrondi wrote:
             | Antihistamines are for any kind of allergy. They don't care
             | if it's from breathing in something, touching something, or
             | eating something. Allergy is an allergy.
        
               | adrianmonk wrote:
               | Right, but what was the doctor's intent?
               | 
               | Were they thinking, "The patient might find these handy
               | if they have pollen allergies but never really thought to
               | do anything about it"?
               | 
               | Or, were they thinking, "The patient doesn't seem to know
               | if they're allergic to this prescription I'm giving them,
               | so I'll give them an antihistamine to go along with it
               | just in case."
        
           | mcv wrote:
           | I have a very obscure allergy to some specific compounds in
           | some medication. It gives me a rash, nothing serious. I'm
           | always very diligent in mentioning what little I still
           | remember about that allergy.
        
             | blagie wrote:
             | It can be important.
             | 
             | Obscure allergic reaction and obscure disease often look
             | the same. You treat them opposite. The former, you want to
             | suppress the immune system, and the latter, you don't. In
             | obscure circumstances (e.g. a doctor is debugging a serious
             | rash after a surgery while you're unconscious and on an
             | IV), those sorts of tidbits can be important.
        
             | saalweachter wrote:
             | I've spent thirty years telling doctors I'm allergic to
             | amoxicillin; I'm not sure if I am, but that's how my
             | parents started every doctor visit when I was small so I
             | carry on the tradition. I think I might have thrown up
             | after taking it as a small child, but I have no
             | recollection myself.
        
               | chadd wrote:
               | it's common to have childhood allergies to penicillin-
               | class drugs which go away in adulthood; i had to have
               | major surgery (as an adult) but had a similar childhood
               | reaction. I was advised to do an allergy 'challenge
               | test'. It turned out the allergy was either never really
               | there or had gone away, which gives doctors more options
               | when antibiotics are needed. It might be worth looking
               | into.
        
               | ianai wrote:
               | But only "look into it" in a carefully supervised medical
               | center. Don't go rolling the dice on a severe allergic
               | reaction to an antibiotic at home or outside of that
               | supervision.
        
               | c0nsumer wrote:
               | I have something similar with epinephrine. Every visit
               | I'm asked "allergy to epinephrine?" and I have to, again,
               | clarify "no, but I'm sensitive to it, and it makes me
               | really jittery, so I prefer to not have it unless there's
               | no choice". It makes me feel like I've had way too much
               | caffeine and is just generally unpleasant.
               | 
               | Those conversations don't seem tomatter much, because
               | when getting common small procedures done (such as mole
               | removal) the doctor will use whatever they prefer.
               | Epinephrine is a vascoconstrictor, so it helps with
               | bleeding and keeps the anesthesia (eg: lidocaine) from
               | wearing off as quickly. So, doctor's prefer it. So each
               | time I have to ask the doctor if that's the variant they
               | are using, and if they could do without. Sometimes they
               | do, sometimes they explain why it's best not to and we go
               | ahead with.
               | 
               | I know I could outright say allergy and they wouldn't use
               | it, but I really don't want to cut off a useful tool for
               | them, for no good reason other than I don't like a minor,
               | short-lasting side effect.
        
               | oaktrout wrote:
               | Many people get a rash when a viral illness (epstein barr
               | comes to mind) is treated with amoxicillin. This is not
               | an amoxcicillin allergy.
        
       | bubblecheck wrote:
       | what not to write:
       | 
       | * successfully gaslighted target during the death of a parent
       | using hacked iMessages
        
       | pram wrote:
       | I had a TS/SCI clearance when I was in the military, and I don't
       | even recall being interviewed. I filled out some background
       | information form and months later I was unceremoniously informed
       | I had received it. Maybe it's just more stringent for civilians?
        
         | wnkrshm wrote:
         | They will investigate your background, whether you have any
         | ties to family abroad by which you could be blackmailed etc.
         | 
         | An acquaintance of mine (from East-Germany) had a US boyfriend
         | who started to work for Lockheed - in the interview he was
         | asked "Why doesn't your Eat-German girlfriend answer her
         | phone?". She said she got some calls from an unknown number and
         | didn't pick up.
         | 
         | Edit: I meant Eastern Germany, after unification (but her
         | parents lived in East-Germany, i.e. the GDR) my bad.
        
           | ahtihn wrote:
           | How did she know the call was from an unknown number as a
           | normal person in East Germany in the 80s or earlier? (Ie when
           | it was still called East Germany)
        
             | wnkrshm wrote:
             | I should have written Eastern Germany, it was long after
             | unification and there were smart phones involved (but in
             | the US security apparatus, Eastern Germany may still be
             | suspect).
        
           | zoklet-enjoyer wrote:
           | I don't think East Germany ever had caller ID
        
       | devde wrote:
       | Been there, made this mistake. Recently pursued an SF-85 public
       | trust for work and under the "have you ever accessed or attempted
       | to access a computer system without prior authorization" question
       | I detailed at length my exploratory research into penetration
       | testing, including how I discovered (and reported) that a school
       | computer system had _domain admin_ credentials of admin:password,
       | among other privilege escalation bugs I had found and reported.
       | 
       | Yeah, that did _not_ get approved.
        
       | hindsightbias wrote:
       | During a very warm part of the Cold War, a relative in service in
       | Germany got a visit from the services security agency. They put
       | him in a room and grilled him and eventually asked "why didn't
       | you tell us you had relatives on the other side of the wall?"
       | 
       | He asked where, and informed them they were all presumed to have
       | died in WWII. They informed him one of his cousins was a near
       | counterpart on the other side and provided a village name. Then
       | they asked "would you talk to your parents and tell them to tell
       | the neighbors it's ok to talk to the G-Men".
       | 
       | The FBI had apparently been going thru his tiny upstate hometown
       | and scaring all the Polish/Czech/Slovak/Latvian/etc emigre
       | neighbors who spoke little English.
       | 
       | Of course he didn't tell them his sister wrote a letter to that
       | village, re-established contact and then she, her husband and
       | pre-teens (who only spoke English) flew over to Europe and took a
       | train to visit. Thankfully everyone on the train distracted the
       | security officials whenever they got near the kids.
        
       | Reubend wrote:
       | > I learned by chance that putting certain provocative
       | information on a security clearance form can greatly speed up the
       | clearance process. But that is another story.
       | 
       | Did he ever write about what that trick is?
        
         | j1elo wrote:
         | I very much enjoyed the reading, but at the end... oh boy this
         | person knows how to end a tale with a good cliffhanger!
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | yosito wrote:
         | This is an interesting point. I once had to fill out a security
         | clearance form for a job at NASA detailing every individual I
         | had had contact with outside of the US in the last 10 years.
         | Since I've traveled extensively internationally, and couldn't
         | even begin to mention all the people I've been in contact with,
         | I just wrote an essay explaining my lifestyle. I expected to
         | get denied, but I got security clearance faster than anyone
         | else in the department had ever heard of.
        
           | lallysingh wrote:
           | Probably because you didn't give them names to check!
        
           | mynameisvlad wrote:
           | I've always wondered, as an immigrant, how they would expect
           | someone like me to answer that question.
           | 
           | My entire family are outside the US. A big chunk of the
           | people I interact with are friends who also moved down to the
           | states and are not citizens yet. I probably interact with
           | non-citizens daily more than citizens. It would be
           | practically impossible for me to detail everyone I ever
           | interacted with 10 years ago while I was at a Canadian school
           | getting my degree.
           | 
           | The whole thing is so absurd for anyone who has ever been
           | outside of the US even once.
        
         | xdfgh1112 wrote:
         | https://yarchive.net/risks/mongrel.html
         | 
         | Other poster posted the same link but is getting downvoted so
         | might get overlooked.
        
           | 082349872349872 wrote:
           | By way of context,
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loving_v._Virginia would not be
           | settled until 1967.
           | 
           | (but note also that these "race" questions were all over US
           | forms well into the 1980s. By my time, however, it appears
           | that "mongrel" answers were being routinely coded as "Decline
           | To State")
           | 
           | Lagniappe: anyone curious about actual Caucasian phenotypes
           | can find them on Youtube, eg
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTdXQabTTRg
        
             | TheCoelacanth wrote:
             | Virginia still required you to answer a race question to
             | get a marriage license until 2019[1]. "Decline to Answer"
             | wasn't an option, though in some counties "Octoroon"
             | (meaning 7/8 white, 1/8 black), "Mulato" and "Aryan" were
             | options[2].
             | 
             | [1] https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/social-
             | issues/virginia-...
             | 
             | [2] https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/couples-sue-
             | over-vi...
        
           | omnibrain wrote:
           | Richard Feynman had a similar anecdote involving "skin tone".
        
           | adastra22 wrote:
           | My former boss has similar experience with TSA and customs.
           | His father in law runs a farm back in his home country, and
           | he usually goes once to visit whenever he is there. So,
           | technically, he visited a farm which is one of the questions
           | on most immigration forms. As a resident alien without a
           | green card, he usually gets the 9th degree from TSA and
           | customs. He has found, however, that if he checks this box
           | they immediately start grilling him about the "farm" he says
           | he stayed at. Once he explains "Oh no, it's a farmhouse. I
           | visited my father in law for dinner one night. I didn't do
           | any farm work or walk in the fields." they stamp his form and
           | let him go. They never ask (or even check, as far as he can
           | tell) anything else.
           | 
           | Moral: give the agent an easy problem to find, but one with a
           | simple solution in your favor. They will never look for a 2nd
           | problem.
        
           | pjc50 wrote:
           | Tremendous essay. As someone else pointed out, this was back
           | when Virginia was still an apartheid state, in the process of
           | getting desegregation imposed on it; racial categorization
           | was an important weapon of the state against some of its
           | citizens, and not one they were going to give up easily in
           | the face of some guy (correctly) declaring it nonsensical.
           | 
           | There's so much _Seeing Like A State_ in the punchcard
           | incident as well. Having invented the categories, you must be
           | made to fit them. These days plenty of people will say
           | "well, of course he's right, you can't jam everyone into
           | racial/ethnicity categories, and you shouldn't" then turn
           | around and code gender as an immutable M/F binary in their
           | database.
        
           | prmoustache wrote:
           | I never understood that obsession and unwillingless to give
           | up that broken concept of race/ethnicity in the USA.
        
             | pjc50 wrote:
             | Large areas of the US were, in a very literal sense, built
             | out of racism. While the most overt racism has mostly been
             | pushed out of the public, legal and media spheres, large
             | quantities remain as a sort of Superfund site just below
             | the surface.
             | 
             | Plenty of people from that era are still alive, like
             | Elizabeth Eckford against whom the Arkansas National Guard
             | was deployed to prevent her from going to school.
             | 
             | Hatred against miscegenation was so high that there was an
             | entire legal structure to prevent ""mongrels"" from
             | existing, so somebody writing that on their form is going
             | to cause conniptions.
        
           | petesergeant wrote:
           | From that article:
           | 
           | > He also remarked that they had asked him if he knew me
           | socially and that he had answered "Yes, we just celebrated
           | Guy Fawkes Day together". When the investigator wanted to
           | know "What is Guy Fawkes Day?" he started to explain the
           | gunpowder plot but thought better of it. He settled for the
           | explanation that "It's a British holiday".
        
             | [deleted]
        
           | ant6n wrote:
           | This one actually has a programming related lesson at the
           | end!
        
           | nottorp wrote:
           | > The security people apparently found it impractical to
           | obtain the _hour or two of a programmer 's time_ that would
           | have been needed to fix the code
           | 
           | I laughed so hard.
        
           | saalweachter wrote:
           | > I will probably never know.
           | 
           | I wonder if the author got his answer through modern DNA
           | ancestry.
        
         | a3w wrote:
         | > After about three months it stopped and a month later I was
         | suddenly informed that the clearance had been granted. The
         | other two people whose investigations were begun at the same
         | time did not receive their clearances until several months
         | later.
         | 
         | Mongrels are mixed race dogs, I guess? So just put the concept
         | of "race" under scrutiny, and have your mental health debated.
         | E voila, your background check takes off fast and intense, and
         | is suddenly about being sane of mind.
         | https://yarchive.net/risks/mongrel.html
         | 
         | Greetings from germany, where we have ethnicity or, officially,
         | mostly nothing in this place. (Police will kinda inofficially
         | still racial-profile you, since "north-african looking" seems
         | to be easier than to say "tanned, slim and curly hair")
        
           | avereveard wrote:
           | reminds me of an old story where the development team was
           | convinced they had a good product, but feared about
           | management intermingling, so they intentionally put a not so
           | good feature front and center for the manager to "remove", so
           | that the rest of the program could pass the demo unchanged.
        
           | strken wrote:
           | These stories date from the 40s and 50s, and the author notes
           | in one of them that the American forms now use ethnicity too.
           | I suspect that at some point in the 40s Germany would have
           | had a very extensive racial classification system.
        
           | DocTomoe wrote:
           | Well, we do have "Nafri" (North AFRIcans), "Auslander"
           | (foreigners, but only used for "problematic" foreigners
           | somehow), "Migrationshintergrund" (migration background,
           | meaning everyone who is an immigrant, and anyone related to
           | them for two generations, regardless of nationality),
           | "Sudlander" (initially people from the south, such as
           | Italians, Greeks, Jugoslavians, but nowadays "people coming
           | from the middle east"), and - now that the latter has become
           | a charged term - "West-Asians", officially sanctioned by the
           | Berlin police HQ as a non-racially-loaded term, but meaning
           | the same.
           | 
           | The euphenism treadmill is strong over here as well.
        
             | AdamN wrote:
             | I'm a White American living in Berlin, what word would the
             | Berlin police put in my file??
        
               | DocTomoe wrote:
               | Well, if you get in contact with the police for any
               | reason, you obviously are a problematic person, so
               | "Auslander".
        
               | fransje26 wrote:
               | Sozialfluchtling
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | DocTomoe wrote:
               | ... which translates to "refugee for
               | healthcare/unemployment benefits/social benefits
               | reasons", implying that they never paid a dime in, but
               | happily take out of the pot nontheless.
               | 
               | fransje26 meant this as a joke, but the term has been
               | used unironically to refer to East-Europeans (and the
               | situation in the States regarding the non-existance of a
               | functional social safety net would render them relatively
               | similar in this case).
        
           | watwut wrote:
           | He did not put the concept of race under scrutiny. He used
           | different and much more detailed classification of races.
        
       | mgraczyk wrote:
       | I went through the process of getting TS clearance the summer
       | after my senior year of college, and I made the mistake of
       | mentioning on my form that I drank alcohol with friends every
       | weekend, and that I sometimes drank more than a few drinks in one
       | night. At the time I figured this was the norm for people my age
       | and thought nothing of it.
       | 
       | Unfortunately that was a big red flag for the investigators, and
       | they interviewed 5-6 of my college friends asking about my
       | behavior and whether or not I had a drinking problem. Very silly
       | if you ask me but fortunately didn't seem to delay the process
       | much.
        
       | tarotuser wrote:
       | Long story short: it's perfectly OK to lie on governmental forms,
       | provided you don't get caught.
       | 
       | Forms also lack any nuance, so mild funny things appear to be
       | "serious transgressions worthy of the state apparatus".
        
       | jrochkind1 wrote:
       | Not exactly an encouraging story about the reliability of
       | security clearance at the time!
        
       | abruzzi wrote:
       | my first "real" job was managing the public computer lab at
       | college, and doing misc IT type tasks. Also part of my job was
       | managing the workstudies that attended the lab and helped
       | students. It was a pretty lightweight job and the workstudy
       | positions had a fair amount of turn over as students moved on.
       | 
       | One day I got a call that one of my workstudies had applied for
       | an internship with the NSA and put me down as a reference. They
       | wanted to schedule a meeting with me to talk about the applicant.
       | Up to that point I had received a few reference check calls from
       | companies that were hiring former workstudies, and they never
       | lasted more than 5 minutes, and they never wanted in-person
       | meetings.
       | 
       | The meeting ended up lasting over an hour, and not once did they
       | ask me about technical capabilities or job duties. All the
       | questions were about his social connections, personality,
       | narcissism. I realized that this wasn't a reference call but a
       | security clearance screening. A lot of times they asked the same
       | question in multiple ways, trying to trip me up or see if I had
       | inconsistant answers. They also asked questions about me,
       | presumably to determine if I was a trustworthy source.
       | 
       | A few years later I applied for security clearance since I had
       | moved jobs to the US Navy, and I had to maintain PC with
       | classified data on them. My clearance level was probably the
       | lowest level because their interview of me was not as probing as
       | what I went through for the workstudy that applied to the NSA (I
       | never heard whether he got the internship.)
        
       | volodarik_lemon wrote:
       | [dead]
        
       | darod wrote:
       | I'm curious of the next article that describes the speed up
       | process.
        
       | AceJohnny2 wrote:
       | Off-topic, but:
       | 
       | > _the most frequently occurring letters in typical English text
       | are e-t-a-o-n-r-i, in that order. (The letter frequency order of
       | the story you are now reading is e-t-a-i-o-n-r. The higher
       | frequency of ``i '' probably reflects the fact that _I_ use the
       | first person singular a lot.)_
       | 
       | Wait, I thought the letter frequency was Etaoin Shrdlu
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_frequency
       | 
       | Interestingly, that Wikipedia article references the same "Secret
       | & Urgent" book by Fletcher Pratt, but only for the Spanish letter
       | frequency!
       | 
       | Also, though the header table confirms my memory, it cites a now
       | defunct algoritmy.net website, and the per-language table below
       | has a "citation needed" for english! The archived algoritmy.net
       | website also doesn't mention what corpus it used!
        
       | technothrasher wrote:
       | "Here, fill it out again and don't mention that."
       | 
       | I had the exact same experience when applying for a clearance
       | while I was in college, for the "have you taken illegal drugs"
       | question. When I honestly answered yes, the interviewer got
       | fidgety and then asked, "well do you take them now?" no. "Do you
       | know any drug users?" We're on a college campus, what would you
       | like me to say? "Well, are you friends with any of them?" Again,
       | we're on a college campus. "Ok, well, we're just going to put
       | down no for all of that."
        
         | Merad wrote:
         | Interesting. About 10 years ago I got a job offer from a three
         | letter federal agency that would've required a clearance. I
         | ultimately declined so I never started the process, but I was
         | told that past drug use (weed, at least) wasn't necessarily a
         | deal breaker while being caught lying about past drug was an
         | automatic fail.
        
         | JamesSwift wrote:
         | For the written form, I've always been told to be 100%
         | truthful. During the polygraph though I've had several
         | antagonistic interactions similar to yours. Its all part of the
         | game though at that point. They are trying to get under your
         | skin. My personality does not play well in that scenario. Glad
         | to be out of that line of work now, and I generally say no to
         | anyone asking if I'd be open to having a clearance again.
        
           | sizzzzlerz wrote:
           | Over my years working for defense contractors, I've held
           | clearences from multiple agencies and have gone through 5 or
           | so polygraph tests. In everyone of them, the examiners were
           | professional in every sense of the word. They clearly
           | explained the procedure, went over what questions were to be
           | asked, and ran the tests calmly and fairly. I never had a
           | reason to complain about any one of them. Now, I didn't like
           | to be tested but it was part of process to get and hold the
           | clearance so I could do my job so I went through it. I never
           | heard of any of my colleagues complain either. Still, every
           | job has its assholes and you were unlucky to encounter one.
        
             | JamesSwift wrote:
             | Thats.... the exact opposite of my experience lol. I was at
             | a 3 letter agency for ~5 years and close to everyone I knew
             | failed the first poly of every round. IMO its a ploy to
             | raise the stakes and get you on edge.
        
               | Cyberdog wrote:
               | Did they fail the polygraph? Or were they _told_ they
               | failed a sham polygraph in the hopes that they would
               | confess their crimes afterwards? The police do this
               | tactic often; if you are suspected of a crime, never
               | consent to a polygraph not done by a neutral party no
               | matter how not guilty you are, or you will probably
               | "fail."
               | 
               | (Polygraphs are pseudoscientific BS in the first place,
               | but I know there are some cases where you must undergo
               | them for whatever reason.)
        
               | sizzzzlerz wrote:
               | I wonder if that's because you were working for the
               | agency instead of as a contractor. Since the testing
               | costs the company money, they might get pissed if too
               | many of their employees kept failing and require a
               | retest. For large contractors like LMSC or Raytheon, that
               | can be a sizeable expense. Of course, it goes into the
               | overhead charges when they bill but still, not something
               | they want.
        
               | JamesSwift wrote:
               | Well I was actually military (which is a non full-scope
               | poly) then contractor (full-scope poly) : )
        
           | WrtCdEvrydy wrote:
           | Bro, they brought the girl that talked to me on campus to
           | confirm it was me at the polygraph.
        
           | ActorNightly wrote:
           | I got put in for a poly for one of my older job. Naturally
           | being of a rational mindset, I started googling how to beat a
           | poly.
           | 
           | During the poly, few question in, guy asked me if I ever
           | looked up how to beat a poly. I naturally said yes cause I
           | was startled that this in fact could be one of the questions,
           | which automatically ended the interview.
           | 
           | Thats when I realized that smart people don't work in the
           | government.
        
             | walrus01 wrote:
             | What if you're being recruited for a counterintelligence
             | job for a 3-letter agency and _part of the job definition_
             | is being intimately familiar with the details of how
             | persons might attempt to beat a polygraph? That 's
             | definitely something a person in that specific field would
             | spend a good deal of time studying.
             | 
             | I guess this is sort of a chicken/egg problem since you
             | can't or won't get hired from the job if you appear too
             | familiar with the workings of the recruitment process. But
             | then if you don't get hired, they might be leaving out one
             | of the better informed candidates.
             | 
             | Anecdotally from the defense contractor industry I've known
             | a number of people who have a whole bookshelf of books on
             | subjects like cold war era espionage, are deeply familiar
             | with some of the most noteworthy moles/spies that were
             | publicly prosecuted and jailed (or north korean, chinese,
             | soviet officers and officials who were just straight out
             | executed with a bullet to the back of the head). It didn't
             | seem to prevent any of them from passing their clearances.
             | Some jobs want to know that you're motivated to learn the
             | subject matter at hand and research its past 60+ years of
             | history.
        
         | jredwards wrote:
         | I was proactively instructed by an O-6 (full bird colonel) to
         | lie on my application about drugs if I had ever used them.
         | Without even asking me if I had ever used drugs, he said, "I
         | don't care what the truth is, on the form you put no." This was
         | probably 20 years ago; I was pretty young.
        
         | stingraycharles wrote:
         | What would the ramifications be if they ever found out you
         | lied? It's an innocent lie, but still, I can imagine that lying
         | on these types of forms could turn out badly.
        
           | wesleyd wrote:
           | I assume it's to give you plenty of opportunities to lie.
           | 
           | Revoking naturalization or a green card involves a huge legal
           | effort, but if it can be shown you lied on the application,
           | that's a much easier case.
           | 
           | Many US laws seem to be designed for ease of prosecution than
           | for strict fairness. For example, open container laws are
           | probably easier to prosecute than drunk driving.
        
           | hotpotamus wrote:
           | Didn't the previous Executive Administration have a few
           | issues with their SF-86 forms? The fact that I remember the
           | form number leads me to believe it must have been in the news
           | a bit. I think they just had to fill out some amended forms
           | or something like that - didn't seem like a big deal.
        
             | r2_pilot wrote:
             | OPM had a security breach back in 2015 and the data on
             | these forms was stolen.
             | https://news.clearancejobs.com/2015/06/13/sf-86-stolen-
             | opm-h...
        
           | matwood wrote:
           | > It's an innocent lie
           | 
           | It's not the lie itself, it's that you lied at all. Now you
           | are untrustworthy. Drug use in the past is typically not an
           | issue, particularly if you were young at the time. The whole
           | process is to determine if you have good judgement and can be
           | trusted.
        
             | eloisius wrote:
             | And to find out of you have secrets that other people could
             | use to get leverage over you.
        
               | Symmetry wrote:
               | Yes, but if you admit everything in your application
               | process then no leverage! And if you're in the habit of
               | admitting things then if some foreign agent get you to
               | commit some indiscretion in the future you might also
               | admit that rather than letting them blackmail you into
               | treason.
        
           | anthomtb wrote:
           | They would revoke your clearance. You would lose the job
           | which required the clearance. And you would never get cleared
           | again (source: happened to a now-former coworker).
        
           | eloisius wrote:
           | Perjury
        
             | stingraycharles wrote:
             | Exactly. So what is the best approach here? Ignore it?
             | Pretend to be of good faith?
        
               | jhart99 wrote:
               | The guidelines have changed in the last couple of years.
               | With the exception of certain agencies(FBI and DEA), drug
               | use is evaluated with the surrounding circumstances. They
               | treat I smoked pot once in college or I dealt pot or I am
               | currently addicted to heroin differently.
               | 
               | The guidance these days is to tell the whole truth and
               | describe the circumstances. Lying on the form will
               | definitely disqualify you and a couple dumb things a few
               | years ago won't necessarily.
        
               | joxel wrote:
               | Don't apply
        
           | technothrasher wrote:
           | I don't know, likely at very least they would take away the
           | clearance. That was all over thirty years ago now and I have
           | nothing to do with anything that requires a clearance any
           | longer so I'm not overly worried about it at this point.
        
         | matwood wrote:
         | This is surprising because it's the exact wrong thing to do.
         | Past drug use will not disqualify you from a clearance, but
         | lying absolutely will. Depending on the clearance level they
         | will interview a number of people, including second degree
         | connections. I know someone who used to be an investigator, and
         | it surprised me when they told me how often first degree
         | connections would say bad things about their 'friend'.
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | DoctorOetker wrote:
           | I would also expect lying to be a bigger red flag compared to
           | past drug use, and while it seems these stories invalidate
           | such an idea, I believe they actually validate it: these are
           | stories of people who did get security clearance and they
           | were honest, the ripping up part is more like a symbolic
           | gesture from the system "let's both pretend none of that
           | happened".
           | 
           | These stories don't mean the person would have past when
           | immediately denying the past offense...
           | 
           | While growing up, and during my studies I had often
           | considered job roles where security clearances would
           | presumably be required, but I decided to stay away from that
           | world for multiple reasons:
           | 
           | 1. when a sector is heavily propagandized / advertised in
           | media (books, films, ...) then usually it's to attract more
           | talent who wouldn't spontaneously apply. lots of people get
           | disillusioned in armies etc around the world, which is why
           | the experience is artificially inflated in movies etc...
           | 
           | 2. I understand that in some situations people in certain job
           | roles need to sacrifice some of their personal freedoms in
           | order to protect the freedoms of the population at large,
           | think for example freedom of expression vs secrecy, and the
           | need of secrecy say among the Polish, French, British, ... in
           | the context of the cracking of the Enigma coding system. To
           | join and apply for security clearance entails signing away
           | certain rights and freedoms. The mere thought that the only
           | way to find out if that's a good decision or not is by taking
           | that decision for life is nauseating to me. Even if I were to
           | become an employee and the practical experience would be that
           | the organization and the individual that signed up agree on
           | the need for secrecy 99% of the time (which sounds very
           | optimistic), I would balk at that 1% or more of the time
           | where I disagree, where I might be convinced the secrecy is
           | creating more problems than solutions. That thought seems
           | unbearable to me, so I'd rather have no security clearance at
           | all and feel ... free.
        
             | berniedurfee wrote:
             | That's my understanding as well. Lying on a clearance
             | application is far worse than admitting to many criminal
             | acts.
             | 
             | The thought is that someone could blackmail you into
             | revealing secrets by threatening to expose your lie, thus
             | causing you to losing your clearance, job or worse.
        
               | dragonwriter wrote:
               | > Lying on a clearance application is far worse than
               | admitting to many criminal acts.
               | 
               | For one thing, admitting to past criminal acts doesn't
               | add a new criminal act with the statute of limitations
               | clock at 0, whereas lying in any official government
               | process, like a security clearance application, does.
        
           | Symmetry wrote:
           | That's been my impression with myself and several friends
           | going through the process. The defense establishment is
           | looking for honest people without drug abuse problems, not
           | people who've never tried a joint. But I understand the
           | opposite is true when applying for a job in law enforcement.
        
             | robcohen wrote:
             | Police typically have a 5 year period they want for zero
             | drug involvement. The military is more dependent on the
             | position and clearance level, but the max limit numbers are
             | arbitrarily set. They set the numbers high enough to make
             | recruiting possible, but it isn't based off of any science.
        
               | Symmetry wrote:
               | I meant that lying was more acceptable on police
               | applications because police, in the course of their
               | duties, often have to lie whether its telling a suspect
               | that you have proof of their guilt and they just need to
               | confess or using boilerplate language like "there was a
               | strong smell of marijuana" to justify a search in the
               | paperwork whether you smelled anything or not.
        
               | leoqa wrote:
               | This is absolutely not the case. Law enforcement
               | background checks are more intense than clearance, and
               | drug use policies are very black-white.
               | 
               | The general principle is that you must be unimpeachable
               | such that your testimony is valid in court.
        
               | idontpost wrote:
               | [dead]
        
               | notch656c wrote:
               | In what country is this the case that police have
               | unimpeachable history?
        
               | leoqa wrote:
               | I'm mostly referring to federal law enforcement, I'm not
               | familiar with local police suitability (but I'm guessing
               | it's not nearly as well resourced as the feds).
        
               | notch656c wrote:
               | I wish my experiences with federal LEO in CBP could
               | reflect that. I've lived some corrupt ass places but
               | federal CBP officers take the cake.
        
             | porpoisemonkey wrote:
             | To reiterate half of what you've said, but maybe in a
             | slightly different way, the defense security clearance
             | process is designed to determine how likely you are to be
             | incentivized or coerced into revealing classified
             | information.
             | 
             | The point of the deep dive is not to prove you've always
             | been an upstanding citizen, but to look for factors that
             | make you an easier target for foreign intelligence services
             | such as:
             | 
             | 1. Do you have any financial problems that could make you
             | easier to buy off? (Bad credit, gambling problems)
             | 
             | 2. Do you have any (real or perceived) addictions that
             | might impair your judgement or can be leveraged against
             | you? (drugs and DUIs)
             | 
             | 3. Are you currently attempting to hide any criminal
             | activity that you could be blackmailed with?
             | 
             | 4. Do you have any sensitive foreign connections or other
             | possible allegiances?
        
           | throwaway2016a wrote:
           | A friend of mine has the same experience. They answered yes
           | to the marijuana question and still got clearance.
           | 
           | Another friend lied and said no (this was for a college
           | internship so I knew a couple people working there) and got
           | rejected once their story didn't check out with their
           | personal references.
        
             | sybercecurity wrote:
             | The interview/form is looking for potential blackmail or
             | tendency to lie or obscure facts. If you are honest, that's
             | fine, although they sometimes ask that you are currently
             | using as well and that is a strike against you.
        
               | evouga wrote:
               | I was talking to an NSA recruiter last year, though, and
               | they told me they routinely report applicants to the FBI
               | for confessing to crimes during a polygraph. So damned if
               | you do, damned if you don't...
               | 
               | (For a recruiter he did an uncanny job at convincing me
               | _never_ to work for the NSA)
        
               | gateorade wrote:
               | I mean, that might be true if someone confesses to
               | heinous/violent crimes (and shouldn't they?) but its
               | definitely not true for things like minor drug use/sale
               | etc.
        
               | CrazyPyroLinux wrote:
               | See also https://antipolygraph.org/
        
           | sailfast wrote:
           | This is the right answer. Drug use (outside the past 12
           | months) should not rule you out for clearances.
        
           | TigeriusKirk wrote:
           | Right after high school a friend of mine went into the
           | military and needed a clearance for his assigned job on a
           | nuclear missile submarine. Investigators came around and
           | asked his friends back home about him, we all lied a little
           | in his favor. I remember explicitly thinking at the time "Of
           | course people's friends are going to lie a little for them.
           | What's the point in asking these questions?"
           | 
           | Then I realized the real red flag would be if you weren't
           | stable enough to have friends who would help you out a bit.
        
           | KMag wrote:
           | Yea, sounds like terrible advice. I tried pot a couple of
           | times in college, honestly really disliked what it did to my
           | memory, and disclosed it on my EPSQ 2.2 clearance paperwork.
           | I had absolutely no problems. The background check folks
           | never even asked me about it.
           | 
           | The main reasons people betray their country are MICE (Money,
           | Ideology, Coercion, Ego). Drugs might be expensive (money),
           | might themselves be a secret you hold (coercion/blackmail) or
           | might cause you to do dumb blackmailable things (e.g. fall
           | into a honey trap). So, that's what background check folks
           | are looking for w.r.t. drugs.
           | 
           | Hiding drug use makes it look like maybe it could be used to
           | blackmail you, and suggests that maybe you're hiding other
           | things.
           | 
           | Also, they're looking for people who follow the rules, won't
           | bring classified material home, won't try to impress people
           | by revealing classified info, etc.
        
             | walrus01 wrote:
             | The "MICE" model of understanding behavior like Robert
             | Hanssen, etc has also been extended to RASCLS:
             | 
             | http://dustinkmacdonald.com/recruiting-intelligence-
             | assets-w...
             | 
             | https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-
             | b-d&q=RASCLS+in...
        
           | notafraudster wrote:
           | Yeah. My father didn't do secure work, but he was an
           | immigrant to the country where I was born. As part of the
           | immigration process, he was asked whether he had ever been
           | arrested (maybe it was charged, I don't recall and he's long
           | gone so I can't ask). He said "no". In fact, he had been
           | arrested as a pre-teen for stealing an idling tractor and
           | joyriding in rural post-war England. Immigration authorities
           | don't care that a teen went for a joyride on a tractor. They
           | care that he lied. Took a bunch of lawyering and paperwork to
           | resolve the issue.
           | 
           | I guess fundamentally the distinction is "if they can catch
           | you, tell the truth, and if they can't, make yourself look
           | good", but I guess it can be hard to know.
        
             | walrus01 wrote:
             | On the other hand, you can answer this too truthfully and
             | just screw yourself up for no reason. Example: I know
             | Afghan former translators/employees for ISAF projects who
             | have been arrested by Pakistani "authorities", local police
             | in various cities just for the purpose of shaking them down
             | for bribes/money.
             | 
             | I can _guarantee_ you that no record of any such arrest
             | exists in paper or electronic form anywhere in a database
             | that can be queried in Pakistan, even _if_ US immigration
             | authorities had a way to get cooperation from Pakistani
             | federal police authorities without involving very high-
             | level diplomatic contacts. Answering truthfully on a
             | question like that will just fuck up your own case.
             | 
             | Is it still being legitimately arrested if you've been
             | detained unlawfully for a shakedown by corrupt police? The
             | same happens in many developing nations. It's actually more
             | like being _kidnapped_.
             | 
             | Some of the process of using other data sources to verify
             | that what a person has said is truthful/factually accurate
             | only works if you're dealing with people coming from places
             | with non-corrupted legitimate record keeping and
             | bureaucratic processes.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | cardiffspaceman wrote:
               | But what if you said you were kidnapped by people in
               | police uniforms and forced to pay a ransom?
        
               | walrus01 wrote:
               | 'have you ever been kidnapped' is a different question
               | than 'have you ever been arrested', I suppose.
        
               | cardiffspaceman wrote:
               | So in context, they ask if you've been arrested, you say
               | no. But this is because you characterize an incident as
               | unlawful, while others characterize it as a lawful
               | arrest.
        
           | godelski wrote:
           | I'd be careful, a friend of mine answered yes (and doesn't
           | smoke anymore/at the time of the question) and got denied a
           | clearance for it. But we can also see others who are
           | suggesting interviewers are pressuring them into a "no"
           | answer, which I had some personal experience with. But it
           | seems different people are having different experiences. I
           | understand why people lie though.
           | 
           | I always found this odd too because I agree with the
           | sentiment that you're expressing. It's always been told to me
           | that the reason they don't want people with a history of drug
           | usage (different from current usage) is that it can be used
           | as blackmail against them. But the explanation of blackmail
           | is that it can get them fired, from a job where the only
           | reason that happens is because you lied on your clearance.
           | Wouldn't they want no skeletons in the closet?
        
         | DontchaKnowit wrote:
         | I was _completely honest_ on my form.
         | 
         | E.g. i admitted to drug use, but the firm was so insanely
         | detailed there was no way to be fully honest. It literally
         | asked how many times youve done each drug, who with, whered you
         | get etc. Well for a raging polysubstance addict, this is
         | hilarious. Just listing all the differe t drugs would take more
         | room than there was on the forum and that doesnt even start to
         | account for all the tertiary information they wanted.
         | 
         | I got interviewed of course. Was a very weird experience
         | sitting in an office in my workplace 14 feet from my boss
         | talking about "yeah I did cocain a few times" "why did you
         | stop" "well it feels good but it makes you act brazen, selfish,
         | and flippant. Also it sucks to be around people who are coked
         | up"
         | 
         | Anyway, I got the clearance
        
           | walrus01 wrote:
           | The fact that you frankly acknowledged the drawbacks and
           | foolishness of casual cocaine use, with the benefit of
           | additional age/maturity/experience, reflecting upon your own
           | actions as a younger person is probably why they cleared you.
           | 
           | Additionally they were looking for any hint that you might
           | have had an ongoing/current drug habit where you would either
           | be vulnerable to financial pressure or societal coercion from
           | drug dealers/persons associated with drug dealers, and that
           | they they believed you were no longer a user was likely a
           | factor.
        
         | nunez wrote:
         | This is a common one. You try something in the same year you
         | (unknowingly) need to apply for a clearance.
        
         | sailfast wrote:
         | This response is a really bad idea, and I think the security
         | office people that recommend this are actually compromising
         | security by making value judgments about what is and isn't
         | relevant to background investigators based on their own
         | personal beliefs. If this came to light they might get fired,
         | despite it being way too normalized.
         | 
         | The conventional wisdom is to answer truthfully, and justify
         | your answers. You really don't want to get caught lying. It's
         | not up to the person asking you to fill out the form to tell
         | you what to list and what not to list.
         | 
         | If the government can't find enough qualified people they need
         | to adapt the process (and they have). Some things are 100%
         | dealbreakers and should have been changed a long time ago (see
         | local Marijuana jurisdiction laws), but I'm a firm believer you
         | shouldn't lie to get the job. Find another one and move on. My
         | .02.
        
         | grishka wrote:
         | My only experience with serious US government forms was
         | applying for a tourist visa. This form also has some bonkers
         | checkboxes like "do you plan to commit any crimes in the US".
         | 
         | Also the entry form they give you on your flight deserves a
         | mention. This one has "did you handle livestock in the last X
         | months" repeated like 3 times in different phrasing. Not as
         | stupid as the first one, but... why? Why is that question that
         | important in the first place? Pest control?
        
           | ahoho wrote:
           | It's about disease prevention (mad cow, avian flus, etc)
        
           | kemayo wrote:
           | I got an immigration official very worried when I was asked
           | whether I'd ever been convicted of any "crimes of moral
           | turpitude" and asked whether they could tell me what that
           | meant before I answered. They had to go print out a
           | dictionary definition.
           | 
           | (I had never been convicted of any crimes, so admittedly I
           | could have just said "no" without causing a scene.)
        
           | dbspin wrote:
           | The livestock question might have been added during the Foot
           | and Mouth epidemic, which could be spread on footwear and
           | necessitated the destruction of livestock in the millions in
           | Ireland and the UK
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_United_Kingdom_foot-
           | and-m...
        
             | archon1410 wrote:
             | > destruction of livestock
             | 
             | Such a tragic, disgusting euphemism for the murder of
             | millions, without them getting to devour their corpses.
        
               | dbspin wrote:
               | Please don't equate the death of people with the death of
               | non human animals. It's not useful and it's needlessly
               | inflammatory. Murder is defined as the unlawful
               | premeditated killing of one human being by another. The
               | term doesn't apply to deaths in battle, through
               | negligence, or by execution, however distasteful we might
               | find those things. It also doesn't apply to the killing
               | of animals - whatever ones moral perspective on the
               | matter.
               | 
               | Just rhetorically, using inflammatory terminology isn't
               | going to convert anyone to vegetarianism / veganism. For
               | those of us who've lost friends and relatives to murder
               | (including myself unfortunately), it's profoundly
               | distasteful.
        
               | archon1410 wrote:
               | > Murder is defined as the unlawful premeditated killing
               | of one human being by another.
               | 
               | Surely this is not as easy as just pointing out the
               | 'correct' definition of words. The difference between
               | "execution", various other forms of killing you mention,
               | and murder can't be so clear that you can easily say "it
               | doesn't apply in this case".
               | 
               | > not useful
               | 
               | More than rhetoric and saying what is useful, sometimes I
               | just feel like I should be saying what I find to be true.
               | After billions and trillions of 'killings', with people
               | saying 'useful', definitinly correct things in response,
               | I just want to be more honest, sometimes--instead of
               | pretending I don't find certain things disgusting,
               | distasteful, vile etc for the sake of garnering
               | 'converts'. I am not running an evangelism program--I'll
               | leave that to the experts. They will perform like the
               | they do regardless of what I say. Maybe honesty is the
               | more useful policy in the long term.
        
           | floren wrote:
           | The federal and state departments of agriculture go to great
           | efforts to control agricultural diseases. Others have
           | mentioned foot and mouth, but there are lots of other things.
           | For instance, half of Washington State is declared an "Apple
           | Maggot Quarantine Area"
           | (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Maggot_Quarantine_Area)
           | where it's illegal to bring in homegrown / wild-picked fruit
           | lest you infect Eastern Washington's massive apple orchards.
           | A couple years back the Governor very publicly violated that
           | long-standing order:
           | https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2020/sep/16/inslee-
           | brings-...
        
             | thaumasiotes wrote:
             | > half of Washington State is declared an "Apple Maggot
             | Quarantine Area" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Maggo
             | t_Quarantine_Area) where it's illegal to bring in homegrown
             | / wild-picked fruit lest you infect Eastern Washington's
             | massive apple orchards.
             | 
             | The article you link suggests that the quarantine area is
             | the region from which it's illegal to bring fruit _out_.
             | 
             | The wikipedia article also does something interesting where
             | it describes a mature fly as being an "apple maggot". I
             | would have thought that the term "maggot" referred
             | exclusively to the larval form.
        
               | TeMPOraL wrote:
               | Isn't a mature fly just a maggot delivery vehicle?
        
           | pedrovhb wrote:
           | Ah, the "are you a terrorist" section of the U.S. visa
           | application is hilarious. I was honestly laughing out loud at
           | some of the questions, imagining a sincere terrorist having
           | their plan foiled by their strict moral code which requires
           | them to lay out in detail their plan to topple the government
           | :)
        
             | apricot wrote:
             | I am reminded of the (probably apocryphal) story about a
             | logician asking for a visa to enter the US for a
             | conference. When he got to the question "Do you plan to
             | overthrow the United States Government by force or
             | violence?" he hesitated and then answered "violence".
        
               | turminal wrote:
               | There's a true story about Kurt Godel's citizenship
               | application:
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6del%27s_Loophole#Bac
               | kgr...
        
               | thechao wrote:
               | > Other writers have speculated that Godel may have had
               | other parts of the Constitution in mind as well,
               | including the possibility that a partisan ratchet effect,
               | via lifetime Supreme Court appointments and selective
               | application of the law, could permanently stack the
               | Supreme Court with Justices of one political persuasion.
               | 
               | This is mentioned in the article. It's a pretty standard
               | way to overthrow democracies -- it subverts the system,
               | using the system.
        
               | idontpost wrote:
               | [dead]
        
               | Jerrrry wrote:
               | That is still the last question asked on the eQuip, and
               | it has been reworded, implying that yes, this likely did
               | happen.
               | 
               | And my delayed response likewise agitated the Mr 202 area
               | code spec agent.
        
             | red-iron-pine wrote:
             | It's mostly so that someone can't say "well you never
             | asked!" -- okay fine we'll ask from now on.
             | 
             | Additionally it creates a condition of jeopardy, because
             | now you've made an official statement, and if it's false
             | you're now potentially chargeable for perjury or making
             | false official statements. So if you're a super-slick spy
             | type and they can't pin something on you conclusively, but
             | are sure you're up to something (in the same way they could
             | only get Al Capone for tax evasion), then at least it gives
             | them a pretext to take action and charge or deport you.
        
             | bloak wrote:
             | I heard about a company web site that had a tick box like
             | that on their download page. Unfortunately they got it the
             | wrong way round so you had to claim to be a terrorist (or
             | intending to build a nuclear weapon: I forget exactly what
             | it was) in order to download the software. The story is
             | that the web site was broken like that for about six months
             | but it didn't stop hundreds of thousands of downloads from
             | taking place. I hope no poor bastard in the FBI was tasked
             | with investigating every case.
        
             | [deleted]
        
             | ArnoVW wrote:
             | I've always understood that those questions are just a
             | legal construct to be able to get you out of the country in
             | case of issues.
             | 
             | No need to prosecute for expulsion if there were lies on
             | the immigration form; it becomes just an administrative
             | matter.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | owlbite wrote:
               | My understanding was it also helped firmly establish
               | federal wrongdoing rather than merely state.
        
               | dilznoofus wrote:
               | I mean, yeah. It's like gun laws that prohibit having a
               | joint whilst commit armed robbery or whatever - it's not
               | actually trying to stop the behavior, merely empower the
               | prosecutor after the fact.
               | 
               | But, hey, there might be a true believer on the T-side!
               | God says you're not supposed to lie, so it's a real
               | Catch-22 - 'Render unto Caesar the evidence he deserves.'
        
               | notch656c wrote:
               | It's my understanding that same law about the joint still
               | applies just for having an otherwise lawful firearm in
               | the safe doing nothing.
               | 
               | Disclaimer: not legal advice, for entertainment value
               | only.
        
             | rwky wrote:
             | The UK visa application has the same questions pretty much
             | identical. Also made me laugh!
        
               | rospaya wrote:
               | The UK also had a question about communist party
               | membership on their visa application. Funny thing is that
               | the UK also has a communist party.
        
               | rwmj wrote:
               | The funniest thing is people now in government were
               | members: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/a
               | ug/01/why-jo...
        
               | Cyberdog wrote:
               | The US has this question as well, but I've heard that it
               | didn't eliminate people from China who were able to make
               | a "I had to join the party to get a certain job"
               | argument. I presume that as long as you don't voice
               | actual support for the revolutionary aspects of the
               | ideology, the migra won't care.
        
               | grishka wrote:
               | Hm. I had multiple UK visas (but only visited once lol)
               | and I don't remember that. Granted, all of those visas
               | were applied for with assistance from the job I had at
               | the time. The entry form was also much more boring.
        
           | n0tth3dro1ds wrote:
           | Foot and mouth disease (and others)
        
           | rjsw wrote:
           | It also used to have a question "Are you a gunrunner", any
           | computer person had to lie and answer "NO" to it. At the
           | time, strong cryptographic algorithms on your laptop counted
           | as a munition.
        
           | rqtwteye wrote:
           | In the 90s we had to fill out a form when dealing with Apple
           | to certify that we didn't plan to build nuclear weapons.
        
             | Scoundreller wrote:
             | That's still a thing. I know I signed pages and pages of
             | stuff like that requesting a sample of 5 ancient TTL chips
             | from Texas Instruments.
             | 
             | Part of it is liability (tho I like to think they send the
             | most reliable parts on sample orders), but also ITAR.
        
           | deutschepost wrote:
           | I heard a pretty good interpretation of why these questions
           | exist. If you say that you don't plan to commit crimes and
           | then commit one, you have essentially lied on the form. In
           | some cases at least it is way easier for the state to deport
           | someone if they lie on their immigration form. But if the
           | question wasn't there you would have to go through the whole
           | legal process.
           | 
           | On the other hand, if you answer yes to this question they
           | will probably don't let you into the country... But I can't
           | say for sure.
        
             | jstanley wrote:
             | But you might legitimately not be planning to commit any
             | crimes, but then change your mind once you get there. The
             | fact that you committed a crime after saying you weren't
             | planning to do so does not mean that you were lying.
        
               | Spooky23 wrote:
               | Cool. Hopefully you have $150k to hire the attorneys to
               | argue that, and deal with the trainload of stuff that
               | will come your way when they do.
        
               | godelski wrote:
               | Or worse, what if you accidentally commit a crime? Not
               | all crimes are obvious and something that can be normal
               | in one country can be criminal in another. For example,
               | jay walking (crossing the street not at an intersection
               | (when an intersection is not reasonably near by)). Or
               | something else silly like that.
        
               | sealeck wrote:
               | Are you a lawyer?
               | 
               | :D
        
               | ipaddr wrote:
               | Ask 5 lawyers and get 5 answers. Either way it doesn't
               | matter unless that person is your lawyer.
               | 
               | I would have ask if they were a judge. At least they are
               | tasked with weighing the facts and deciding and not
               | fighting for one point of view
        
               | TeMPOraL wrote:
               | > _I would have ask if they were a judge. At least they
               | are tasked with weighing the facts and deciding and not
               | fighting for one point of view_
               | 
               | But then in the US it still wouldn't matter unless they
               | are _your_ judge.
        
             | LudwigNagasena wrote:
             | Why would it be easier to deport someone for lying on a
             | form rather than for being a terrorist?
        
               | allan_s wrote:
               | If i was to guess i would say the same as for Al capone,
               | easier to prosecute for an administrative issue for which
               | there is clear evidence and a fast-lane of application
               | rather than go through heavy procedure required for heavy
               | crime for which you may not have clear evidence
        
               | Spooky23 wrote:
               | It's cheaper to demonstrate a lie than to have people
               | testify, etc.
        
               | rodgerd wrote:
               | If I said, in the US, "Peter Thiel is a woman-hating
               | monster and the country would be better if he and every
               | politician on his payroll was swinging from a lamppost
               | Mussolini style" it would be difficult to make any case
               | that I was doing anything not covered by first amendment
               | protections.
               | 
               | If I'm a visitor to the country and say the same thing
               | having signed an affirmation that I'm not going to
               | advocate for violent overthrow of the US government it's
               | not a first amendment case, it's a lying-on-immigration-
               | forms case and out I do.
        
               | kortilla wrote:
               | I don't think death threats are covered by the first
               | amendment.
        
               | notch656c wrote:
               | This is not legal advice but I think they are. See
               | Brandenburg v Ohio.
               | 
               | "Brandenburg was convicted of violating a criminal law
               | that prohibited speech that advocates crime, sabotage,
               | violence, and other similar acts after he spoke at a KKK
               | rally. The Supreme Court found that the law infringed on
               | Brandenburg's First Amendment rights, and created the
               | imminent lawless action test. In order for speech to fall
               | out of First Amendment protection, it must 1) be directed
               | at producing imminent lawless action and 2) it is likely
               | to produce such action."
               | 
               | I think there is an exception for ones made against
               | certain public officials, which IMO are likely
               | unconstitutional, but no one is really excited about
               | challenging those.
               | 
               | https://www.thefire.org/supreme-court/brandenburg-v-ohio
        
               | Delphiza wrote:
               | The Oz government used some similar loophole (or
               | threatened to use it) with the Djokovic covid saga at the
               | Australian open. As I recall, a judge said that he could
               | get a visa for whatever covid medical exemption reasons,
               | but on his immigration form he said that he hadn't been
               | travelling elsewhere. Social media proved otherwise, so
               | he was caught in an easily provable lie on an immigration
               | form. He was then able to be refused entry for reasons
               | unreleated to the covid rules. In the end, they didn't
               | have to rule on whether or not the Oz tennis association
               | could issue a medical exemption for covid - they could
               | kick him out on a much clearer legal basis. I don't
               | recall the exact details, but that is the gist of some of
               | the legal drama.
        
               | ipaddr wrote:
               | All it did was reflect poorly on Australia.
        
               | wongarsu wrote:
               | If they commit a crime there is the question of whether
               | they should be imprisoned or deported. That likely
               | involves a court case, something US prosecutors famously
               | hate (just look at all the plea bargains).
               | 
               | If you lie on your immigration form, you gained entry
               | under false pretenses. Nothing complicated or grey about
               | that.
        
               | SkeuomorphicBee wrote:
               | Because you need proof, and proving that someone is a
               | terrorist is a long expensive and not guarantied process,
               | while the lying on a form thing is purposefully self
               | evident.
        
               | Wowfunhappy wrote:
               | But if you haven't proven they are a terrorist, how can
               | you prove they are lying about being a terrorist?
               | 
               | They might not be a terrorist, in which case they weren't
               | lying.
        
               | wholinator2 wrote:
               | Well the form doesn't literally ask, "are you a
               | terrorist? ". It's just a bunch of terroristic and
               | criminal activities. So if you said no to "do you plan to
               | commit any crimes" and then you rob a store or God forbid
               | actually commit terrorism, which is a crime, you've lied
               | on the form and can be expelled quickly
        
               | pokot0 wrote:
               | Jaywalking is illegal. It doesn't have to be the same
               | illegal thing they want you out for. They're just giving
               | them more options.
        
               | bbarnett wrote:
               | The Freedom to Walk act, in California, just made it
               | legal. (Not relevant to your point, just a side bit of
               | interesting info).
               | 
               | edit:
               | 
               | Huh. These guys:
               | 
               | https://www.dlawgroup.com/california-freedom-to-walk-act-
               | for...
               | 
               | claim it is still illegal, but cannot be ticketed for
               | without certain conditions. I wonder why, or if, this
               | weird condition exists.
               | 
               | (I see it is supposedly to prevent police harassment, but
               | that doesn't explain the weird legal status)
        
               | Zak wrote:
               | The main purpose is likely to allow the police to cite a
               | pedestrian who is at fault for an accident, which helps
               | protect the other parties involved from civil liability.
        
               | bbarnett wrote:
               | The law could be rewritten to take that into
               | consideration. The current exception even has language in
               | it to delineate its use.
        
               | bbarnett wrote:
               | It _may_ be burden of proof. Where I live, criminal court
               | is to be thought of as 99% proof of guilt, where as
               | _civil_ court, eg being sued, is more like 50.1%.
               | 
               | So maybe an expulsion tribunal is 50.1% too?
        
               | jrumbut wrote:
               | I doubt that this is the logic but there are different
               | standards of evidence. If the traveler faces a criminal
               | charge they'll get an attorney and the government will
               | need to prove the case beyond a reasonable doubt.
               | 
               | In a civil case, it's likely to be about the
               | preponderance of evidence and in front of some non-court
               | administrative body there may be no particular standard
               | of evidence at all.
        
               | akiselev wrote:
               | Immigration courts aren't real courts and the judges are
               | part of the executive branch (Department of Justice), not
               | the judicial branch [1].
               | 
               | Their evidentiary standards are closer to "nonexistent"
               | than to preponderance of evidence.
               | 
               | [1] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_Judge_(Un
               | ited_St...
        
           | vilhelm_s wrote:
           | Yes, pest control. E.g. foot-and-mouth disease is eradicated
           | from the U.S. and cattle here are no longer vaccinated, but
           | it's common in Asia and Africa and there are occasional
           | outbreaks in South America. Even a single outbreak imported
           | from abroad could cost billions of dollars, mostly because it
           | would trigger international embargos preventing exports. [htt
           | ps://www.ers.usda.gov/webdocs/publications/45980/12171_er...]
        
           | Vrondi wrote:
           | Diseases. The livestock thing is related to diseases. Are you
           | carrying the new strain of swine flu inside your body?
        
           | adbachman wrote:
           | I can say confidently that asking potential refugees--who
           | were born and have lived in a refugee camp for their entire
           | lives--if they intend to pirate software when they are in the
           | US is hilarious to refugee officers, too. In some languages
           | it takes a lot of explanation to even get to a yes or no.
           | 
           | It's exclusively asked as a, "turns out you lied, that's
           | perjury" question to make deportation easier in criminal
           | cases.
        
           | NovemberWhiskey wrote:
           | My father got caught at an agricultural inspection entering
           | the U.S. with an apple he'd picked up in a business class
           | lounge and forgotten about. He got special treatment every
           | time he entered the U.S. for about the next five years.
        
           | dragonwriter wrote:
           | > This form also has some bonkers checkboxes like "do you
           | plan to commit any crimes in the US".
           | 
           | The point of this is not to get people to admit their plans.
           | 
           | Its to convert having those inchoate plans into a crime
           | (fraud against the government) that can be prosecuted if
           | discovered without any criminal act after entry (and can be
           | used, with a reduced proof threshold compared to prosecuting
           | crime, as a basis to withdraw status and deny any future
           | application.)
        
         | anthomtb wrote:
         | My first clearance interview, about 10 years ago, it was all
         | going along just fine. I had the standard litany of "bad"
         | things any early 20-something American guy gets into - a few
         | mushroom trips, an alcohol ticket, friends from foreign
         | countries. No deal-breakers so long as you are honest and I
         | answered honestly.
         | 
         | The only stumbling block came when the interviewer asked "have
         | you smoked marijuana?". I truthfully answered no. The
         | interviewer suddenly changed from bored old lady to the
         | hardened, ex-cop that I suspect she was, glared into my soul
         | and asked again. "No", I answered once again. "Well, that does
         | not check out with your background. We will have to ask around
         | on that one." She did ask around, my friends corroborated my
         | story and I got the clearance.
         | 
         | My background involved undergrad education at a #1 party
         | school, in a college town where open marijuana usage was common
         | well before being legalized. And I had casual experimentation
         | with other drugs (the aforementioned shrooms) and plenty of
         | alcohol usage. I was probably the _only_ one in my college
         | acquaintance circle that didn 't smoke on a semi-regular basis.
         | I sometimes think I could have lied and said "yes I smoked
         | weed", and still gotten the clearance. It would have actually
         | been less of a red flag for the investigator(s).
        
           | favorited wrote:
           | Not related to a security clearance, but a coworker at a
           | summer job in high school was applying to be a police
           | officer. He was told to answer "yes" when they asked if he
           | had ever smoked pot, because anyone answering "no" was
           | presumed to be dishonest.
        
             | Cyberdog wrote:
             | Interesting, but not at all surprising, to learn how early
             | cops are trained to lie for the "greater good."
        
               | MrVandemar wrote:
               | "Power attracts the corruptable".
        
           | chiefgeek wrote:
           | I filled out DoD form for TS clearance years ago and answered
           | honestly that I had smoked weed and done coke in college.
           | That's what my boss said to do. He said if they caught you in
           | a lie you were finished because that meant you could be
           | blackmailed.
           | 
           | EDIT to add: Ironically he had gotten in trouble for phone
           | phreaking as a teenager.
        
             | notch656c wrote:
             | Anyone can be blackmailed.
             | 
             | If the thing you did was less bad than the penalty for
             | treason or revealing secrets (life in prison and/or death)
             | then the blackmail argument falls apart. It's just more
             | irrational hocus pocus by self-important bureaucrats. Hell
             | the thing you're blackmailing doesn't even have to be true,
             | they can just find an ex lover and blackmail _that_ person
             | to say you raped them or whatever, and well even if you
             | beat the charges your kids get tossed into DCS /foster care
             | your life is ruined etc etc.
             | 
             | Yet another reason why I'll never work for the government.
        
               | nl wrote:
               | For many people this isn't true.
               | 
               | It's not uncommon for people to _commit suicide_ over
               | things they are being blackmailed about.
               | 
               | Plus people doing the blackmailing aren't stupid. They
               | don't go "we know you lied on your clearance form about
               | smoking weed once. Get us that top secret document!"
               | 
               | They start with something much lower risk and then
               | leverage compliance into higher and higher value targets.
        
               | notch656c wrote:
               | I don't see much functional difference between outcomes
               | of committing suicide because you were blackmailed
               | regarding a fake but believable rape accusation vs say
               | blackmailed because someone found out you grew a bad
               | plant. In the end though suicide seems like an honorable
               | pick if the binary option is that or revealing life-or-
               | death secrets to the enemy.
               | 
               | The US has such insane conspiracy laws frankly it isn't
               | much effort for a few motivated individuals let alone a
               | state actor to blackmail someone for the worst of false
               | offenses using some corrupt "witnesses." Maybe before the
               | war on drugs it was easier to blackmail someone with real
               | offenses than fake ones but nowadays it's probably easier
               | to manufacture them TBH.
        
               | chiefgeek wrote:
               | Yes, I did not particularly enjoy the two and a half
               | years with that division!
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | cfeduke wrote:
           | I had a somewhat similar experience with the polygraph
           | portion of my clearance process - apparently its common to
           | calibrate the machine to the subject by asking "have you ever
           | smoked marijuana" and they expect you to lie and say "no" but
           | then sometimes people have never smoked marijuana.
        
         | geepound wrote:
         | >"Here, fill it out again and don't mention that."
         | 
         | >I had the exact same experience when applying for a clearance
         | while I was in college
         | 
         | Speaking as someone on the autistic spectrum, this is why the
         | entire clearance process is a joke and has been since I had the
         | misfortune of meeting some of these spooks as a child.
         | 
         | They _claim_ that the one thing that will preclude you is
         | lying, but obviously as posts like these demonstrate, that 's
         | not the case.
         | 
         | I still remember going on a date with a woman who was recently
         | divorced... she told me about traveling up and down Baja
         | California for RAND (smoking her brains out along the way).
         | 
         | I've met a ton of these people -- they'd have been precluded
         | from federal employment back in the day just for being
         | divorced... or a woman... or a myriad of other things... but
         | somehow they manage to get these cushy roles and cling to them.
         | 
         | I've since quit doing any job interviews... at all. I got the
         | sense folks were treating them like free consulting sessions,
         | so I'm very purposefully showing up in the comments when
         | something comes up in the news and refusing to "stop posting".
         | 
         | At the end of the day, if you "do a clearance", you're helping
         | perpetuate war crimes, and it's been that way since Iraq,
         | arguably as far back as when the draft ended.
         | 
         | (I got the sense they, the royal they, "the feds" were
         | aggrieved I kept applying to the agencies in my hometown, but
         | hey, I was born here, and I'm not required to ignore antisocial
         | behavior. It's not my fault if it begins to look like you're
         | abusing someone you met as a child -- denying them employment
         | in the private sector then overpolicing their applications in
         | the public service)
        
         | kemayo wrote:
         | It seems pretty common.
         | 
         | My spouse was considering applying to the Air Force almost 20
         | years ago (for the language learning school), and got the
         | recruiter very excited after demonstrating excellent scores on
         | the ASVAB... then it all fell apart after they answered some
         | questions honestly about past depression and refused to lie
         | about it on the forms as the recruiter wanted them to.
        
         | yterdy wrote:
         | You got off easy. I once had to apply for a clearance for an
         | admin assistant position, coming out of college (which was
         | certainly overkill; I never once came into contact with
         | classified material, with the closest I ever got being walking
         | past the building's one-room SCIF while seeking signatures for
         | textbook order authorizations). When I got to that question, I
         | truthfully answered that my single brush with mind-altering
         | substances had been an edible a peer had passed me, after he
         | realized that I was having trouble relaxing during a
         | particularly difficult time, senior year. Back in then-present
         | day, my boss had gone over the application, tsked, asked why
         | I'd mentioned it, tsked again, and said that it was too late to
         | remove, since she'd already seen it. It was sent off without
         | another word.
         | 
         | My reserved, nerdy self was replacing her bubbly English major
         | bestie, so I don't think she liked me much from jump, anyway.
        
         | dmd wrote:
         | On a life insurance form, I was asked "Has a doctor ever
         | advised you to stop taking any drugs (including prescription
         | medications)?"
         | 
         | I called up and asked them what to do about this question,
         | because obviously the answer is yes if you include prescription
         | medications. They didn't even understand what I was asking.
        
         | none_to_remain wrote:
         | Story I was told once was
         | 
         | Feds: Do you use drugs? Guy: Yes. Feds: Do you plan to stop?
         | Guy: No.
         | 
         | The feds went away and conferred briefly and then came back and
         | told the guy that they needed him to at least _say_ he planned
         | to stop, so he said that, and got the clearance.
        
       | jawadch93 wrote:
       | [dead]
        
       | raldi wrote:
       | It's an ironic anti-aptonym that someone named "Les Earnest" was
       | exceptionally truthful when filling out his security clearance.
        
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