[HN Gopher] GitHub to lay off 10% and close all offices
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       GitHub to lay off 10% and close all offices
        
       Author : pbnjay
       Score  : 481 points
       Date   : 2023-02-09 16:41 UTC (6 hours ago)
        
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       | tpmx wrote:
       | Reminder: Nat Friedman is no longer the CEO of Github.
       | 
       | https://techcrunch.com/2021/11/03/github-gets-a-new-ceo/
       | 
       |  _GitHub CEO Nat Friedman is stepping down from his role on
       | November 15 to become the Chairman Emeritus of the Microsoft-
       | owned service. Thomas Dohmke, who only recently became GitHub's
       | chief product officer, will step into the CEO role._
       | 
       |  _With Friedman, who thanks to his developer and open source
       | background brought a lot of community goodwill with him when he
       | took the job, GitHub remained independent and platform-neutral
       | during his three-year tenure._
       | 
       |  _The German-born Dohmke is probably best known as the co-founder
       | and CEO of HockeyApp, which Microsoft acquired in 2015._
        
         | johnbellone wrote:
         | I mean doesn't the last sentence say it all?
        
           | tpmx wrote:
           | He's a German automotive industry person (Robert Bosch,
           | Mercedes-Benz). I guess that's the kind of customers they'll
           | be going for now, having won most software companies already.
           | He's got a PhD in mechanical engineering.
           | 
           | https://www.linkedin.com/in/ashtom
           | 
           | I was just in the process of trying to convince a customer
           | company to migrate from Bitbucket to Github. This (the
           | information about the new CEO) makes me uncertain.
           | 
           | I think it's safe to say there'll be an overwhelming
           | "enterprise"/$LargeCo focus on their work, going forward.
           | 
           | We can only hope that the UX isn't dragged down to
           | stereotypical Microsoft levels in the process.
        
       | vxNsr wrote:
       | Wow what an odd coincidence both git companies doing layoffs on
       | the same day.
       | 
       | Also interesting that GitHub is so separate from Microsoft that
       | they are doing their own layoffs and weren't included in the
       | larger Microsoft layoffs.
        
         | bombcar wrote:
         | I wonder if they were told to do X to match Microsoft and it
         | took them a bit longer to implement.
        
       | vinayan3 wrote:
       | GitHub has had so many outages in the last year. I can't imagine
       | this is going to get better if they are going to lay off 10% of
       | people. So many companies developer productivity relies on GitHub
       | being up. I hope the remaining the folks who were not impacted
       | can make large strides in increasing reliability of GitHub.
        
         | adsteel_ wrote:
         | Word of mouth is no layoffs in engineering this time.
        
         | 0xmarcin wrote:
         | If you divide outages / new feature then they are one of the
         | best. Last few years they innovated like crazy. Opening VSCode
         | straight from the repo is still my best feature. CoPilot hype
         | is shadowed by chatGTP, but still it is one of their most
         | impressing inventions. GitHub Actions, entire project
         | management (although I still cannot choose colors for "sticky
         | notes" in the project board). They where very innovative
         | comparing to their competition e.g. GitLab.
         | 
         | Over this we have less visible feature like sec scanning that
         | warns you when one of your secrets was actually made public. Or
         | just old good dependency vulns scanning (too noisy for me).
         | 
         | That's why I find this very surprising, company that can
         | innovate this much surely can make use of those people. Maybe
         | this come from Microsoft headquarters, if MS layed off some
         | people then all subsidiaries have to do the same? If so
         | LinkedIn will be next...
        
           | swozey wrote:
           | What do you like about GHA over Gitlab CI? I much, much
           | prefer Gitlab. I've used both at companies for 5+ years. GHA
           | are getting much better and the GHA Marketplace is a game
           | changer. Gitlab needs that bad. But I find I have to be much
           | more declarative with GHA (not using pre-mades) and get
           | things done much more quickly with Gitlab.
           | 
           | Gitlabs price increases over the years have been unpleasant
           | though.
        
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       | hankchinaski wrote:
       | A good thing some company are going all in on remote. In the UK
       | most companies are going back to requiring office presence
        
       | Animats wrote:
       | Does this mean we need to start migrating open source off GitHub?
       | Will GitHub tighten up the restrictions on the free tier?
        
       | rossdavidh wrote:
       | Closing all offices, I have to say, makes it way easier to do
       | more layoffs. Having been through layoffs in semiconductor
       | manufacturing in the 90's, when you had to, you know, get the
       | people from work and take them to a place and all that, it
       | involved paying a lot of money for extra security and such. With
       | no offices, it's a lot easier, and you never have to meet the
       | person face to face.
       | 
       | Five years from now, I think we will not see "remote only" for a
       | large company and think "ooh, they value their employees I
       | guess", but rather, "uh oh, they like to think of their employees
       | as being like virtual servers, easy to spin up and easy to shut
       | down the moment you don't need to pay for that capacity".
        
         | Salgat wrote:
         | Sounds more like it's just easier to use favoritism that's not
         | based on job performance when doing layoffs if you are face-to-
         | face with these folks on a regular basis.
        
         | onion2k wrote:
         | _Five years from now, I think we will not see "remote only" for
         | a large company and think "ooh, they value their employees I
         | guess", but rather, "uh oh, they like to think of their
         | employees as being like virtual servers, easy to spin up and
         | easy to shut down the moment you don't need to pay for that
         | capacity"._
         | 
         | This implies that companies that have offices keep people on in
         | order to make sure every desk is being utilized.
        
         | dinobones wrote:
         | I think assuming that people will associate remote-only with
         | layoff-eagerness is probably too pessimistic of a take.
         | 
         | Even if that were the case, I'd still prefer to work for a
         | remote-only job with a marginally higher chance of layoffs,
         | than to work for an in-person job. The trade off still seems
         | worth it to me.
        
         | jsdwarf wrote:
         | Closing all offices enables GitHub to hire in cheaper
         | geographies. Seems that the San Francisco headquarter was their
         | only real office anyway,and I estimate approx 400 GitHubbers
         | were working from there (55000 sqft office space, tech
         | typically uses 150 sqft per employee). Gradually re-hiring
         | those in cheaper geographies plus reduction of perks can mean
         | quite significant savings and is another stab at Silicon
         | Valley.
        
           | bagels wrote:
           | This is exactly right. All the people clamoring for remote
           | work are asking for us all to get paid less, or nothing at
           | all because the job went to Europe or Asia.
        
         | moneywoes wrote:
         | The bigger thing I think is offshoring
        
         | killingtime74 wrote:
         | As you said in your example having to say it to your face is
         | not really a barrier to firing anyway. We are virtual servers
         | to them, no matter rank or position.
        
         | zztop44 wrote:
         | My first instinct was that this model wouldn't work because
         | employees need a lot more context/onboarding than servers.
         | 
         | But then I thought about all the technology that was developed
         | (docker, k8s, CI/CD) to make spinning up virtual servers
         | painless.
         | 
         | I don't love that my brain works this way, but I guess there's
         | a decent business in trying to build the analogous technology
         | for "spinning up and shutting down" employees.
        
         | MivLives wrote:
         | Makes it easier to find a new job for the employee too if you
         | can interview without leaving your desk.
        
         | thefz wrote:
         | > Closing all offices, I have to say, makes it way easier to do
         | more layoffs.
         | 
         | I don't know. With sufficiently large organizations it's quite
         | easy to lay off people you never crossed eyes with, remote or
         | not.
        
         | throwawaysleep wrote:
         | > Five years from now, I think we will not see "remote only"
         | for a large company and think "ooh, they value their employees
         | I guess", but rather, "uh oh, they like to think of their
         | employees as being like virtual servers, easy to spin up and
         | easy to shut down the moment you don't need to pay for that
         | capacity".
         | 
         | I would argue that companies already view their employees this
         | way, in office or remote. Companies do not value employees. We
         | are valued the same way you would value coal. If you need
         | energy, keep buying and if not, stop.
        
         | geuis wrote:
         | Look, you can't have it both ways. People on HN are always
         | talking badly about companies that don't allow work from home,
         | or require at least a couple days in the office. Then a company
         | says it's going entirely remote (not including the layoff
         | context) and people shit on that.
         | 
         | Which is it?
         | 
         | As for the layoffs, I don't have anything to add to that. There
         | a Microsoft decision.
        
           | JasserInicide wrote:
           | I'll contend that while I've been fully taken advantage of
           | remote work (and probably want my next job to be remote too),
           | I still fully believe it's a long term "leading lambs to the
           | slaughter" type of plan. Companies save big on remote in so
           | many ways. No more offices. No more weekly happy hours (just
           | do a company retreat every 6 months). They can now depress
           | salaries even further because they have a wider pool from
           | which to choose. Don't need to bother with those pesky things
           | called relationships because your boss from 500 miles away
           | can lay off your ass without breaking a sweat.
           | 
           | It's short term benefits for all, but ultimately the workers
           | _will_ lose out.
        
             | ricardobeat wrote:
             | If that's the case then why hasn't the shift happened
             | sooner?
        
               | vlowther wrote:
               | Covid pandemic proved that most office jobs can be done
               | remotely with little to no loss of productivity.
        
               | red-iron-pine wrote:
               | I would definitely argue a loss of productivity. But
               | those costs are far outweighed by the benefits, such as
               | less overhead, greater hiring radius, and flexibility.
               | Plus a lot of the weaknesses are more managerial than
               | technical, like synchronous vs async tasks and finding
               | more effective ways to measure productivity.
        
               | bell-cot wrote:
               | Previous big waves of the shift were referred to as
               | "outsourcing", "offshoring", etc.
        
               | [deleted]
        
             | cutenewt wrote:
             | > they have a wider pool from which to choose
             | 
             | This goes both ways for employer and employee
        
             | uncletammy wrote:
             | > I'll contend that while I've been fully taken advantage
             | of remote work ...
             | 
             | I think you meant " fully takING advantafe of remote work
             | ". Not to nitpick. I just genuinely thought you meant you
             | were taken advantage of by your employer.
        
             | justsomehnguy wrote:
             | > because your boss from 500 miles away can lay off your
             | ass without breaking a sweat.
             | 
             | But.. that's actually great? With more companies accepting
             | remote work as just your average way of doing business
             | means what _I_ can fire my boss too, without breaking a
             | sweat. Because I would have ample opportunities to find
             | another, similar, _remote_ work just easily. Oh, I don 't
             | need to take the day off for the interview.
        
             | vithlani wrote:
             | [dead]
        
             | simplicio wrote:
             | Maybe, but that works both ways. Employees are often
             | reluctant to leave jobs where they have a lot of personal
             | relationships, or if getting a new job would entail moving
             | to a new city/state/country, even if jumping ship would
             | entail a sizable payraise or other improvement in working
             | conditions.
             | 
             | In an industry where remote work is the norm and changing
             | jobs doesn't even require changing offices, people are much
             | less likely to give up some pay to stay where they are.
        
               | laurels-marts wrote:
               | >Employees are often reluctant to leave jobs where they
               | have a lot of personal relationships
               | 
               | That sounds like having a life. I guess the alternative
               | is to isolate yourself to a point where you don't have
               | any personal relationships. No hard choices then.
        
               | xkcd-sucks wrote:
               | idk I religiously firewall my work and personal life but
               | still feel a lot of "personal work employment inertia":
               | - I know that everyone doesn't suck to work with
               | - I know who to ask for specific institutional knowledge,
               | or to get something done through unofficial channels
               | - I know who is more or less competent in specific
               | domains         - I know what kind of work people do and
               | do not enjoy
               | 
               | etc. It's actually the main reason I haven't done the
               | whole salary optimization by job hopping thing, well that
               | and the effort of hyping myself up into extroverted self-
               | pimp mode
        
               | matwood wrote:
               | > you don't have any personal relationships.
               | 
               | You mean work relationships?
               | 
               | I have relationships outside work. Though, I'm fully
               | remote and also have work relationships.
        
               | jjeaff wrote:
               | Or, just do some socializing outside of work.
        
               | oblio wrote:
               | People keep saying that.
               | 
               | Humans don't work like that. Almost all meaningful
               | relations are based on prolonged proximity.
        
           | baridbelmedar wrote:
           | This site is a bit: "4 Polacks, 6 opinions" -Frank Sobotka
        
           | gorjusborg wrote:
           | There are a bunch of different people reacting to a stressful
           | change in economy and its effects on the job market. That's
           | all.
           | 
           | It may be 'easier' to fire people when you don't have to deal
           | with their physical presence, but I doubt that factors much
           | into the decision overall. My bet is that companies are
           | battening down the hatches because they see strong headwinds
           | economically (or are using other layoffs as an excuse to
           | clean house).
           | 
           | Good companies will retain good talent. They won't jettison
           | their valued contributors just to have their competition
           | scoop them up.
           | 
           | The emphasis here is on _Good_. Bad companies likely will
           | jettison many of their good employees, either by setting bad
           | policies and having them opt out, or by firing them direction
           | because they aren 't paying attention. Remote work is one of
           | those factors that some companies are struggling to set
           | policies for.
           | 
           | Unfortunately, there are many 'bad' companies, and many
           | people on HN work for them.
        
             | rnk wrote:
             | Some companies laying off, the common issue is the
             | appearance of over-hiring like facebook. I know two small
             | companies that are hiring, so what can you conclude?
             | Nothing in general. I think it's mostly just following the
             | herd.
        
             | silvestrov wrote:
             | It's difficult for a company to work well when 50% are in
             | office and 50% are remote.
             | 
             | If you can't get enough good employees in office, then it
             | is smarter to go 100% remote as you now have an easier time
             | hiring and working globally.
        
           | serf wrote:
           | >Which is it?
           | 
           | I think it's fair to say that people would like to work
           | remotely while also not being converted into a commoditized
           | faceless resource; and I think that it's clear to anyone at
           | the moment that we haven't quite worked all the kinks out of
           | total remote work , yet.
           | 
           | An ideal remote environment would be one where the human at
           | the other end of the line is still remembered as being a
           | human and cherished rather than just treated as a gig worker-
           | drone.
        
             | guhidalg wrote:
             | That's never going to happen. Most people (maybe not you,
             | you savant) need someone's physical presence to see them as
             | a real person. The phrase "Out of sight, out of mind" did
             | not become irrelevant just because I can email someone
             | across the world.
        
               | null_object wrote:
               | [dead]
        
           | thinkharderbro wrote:
           | why can't it be both ways? neither of those things is
           | absolutes. you can have shitty companies that want to treat
           | employees like temporary resources and may use remote work to
           | streamline the facilitation of that. you can also have
           | companies that treat employees well and don't see the need to
           | force them into the office unnecessarily. both can happen. we
           | don't have to think about things singularly.
        
           | jawerty wrote:
           | This person does not represent HN. They can have their
           | opinion.
        
           | hikawaii wrote:
           | The hackernews zeitgeist assumes all companies are run by
           | saturday morning cartoon villains, despite being in an
           | industry that is highly privileged at the expense of other
           | possible businesses due to economic policy.
        
           | bagels wrote:
           | HN is not one person. Different people can have different
           | opinions on this matter.
        
           | ryanisnan wrote:
           | Not to mention being remote and caring for employees are not
           | mutually exclusive factors.
        
           | bawolff wrote:
           | Its almost as if all decisions have pros and cons, and there
           | is no magic one viewpoint that captures all the consequences
           | of such an action.
        
           | Nullabillity wrote:
           | The layoffs _are_ relevant context for how people are going
           | to interpret the policy change though.
        
           | brundolf wrote:
           | There are different people on this website and they can have
           | different opinions about things
        
             | ss48 wrote:
             | If people were the same, there would be not as much
             | discussion on this forum.
        
             | mlyle wrote:
             | And we can even have somewhat contradictory opinions about
             | things.
             | 
             | E.g. the option for remote work is really nice for many and
             | may be required to be viable in the future... but are we
             | losing some fundamental part of teamwork by leaving the
             | office? And does it really just make us more expendable?
        
               | onlypositive wrote:
               | [dead]
        
               | FpUser wrote:
               | >"but are we losing some fundamental part of teamwork by
               | leaving the office? And does it really just make us more
               | expendable?"
               | 
               | I do not believe I am special in any way but I am remote
               | since 2000 and while working with the clients I often
               | work with teams. At no point I felt like I am loosing
               | some "fundamental part". Maybe because work team is work
               | team and nothing more. I do not consider work as a source
               | of friends even though I have acquired couple this way.
               | Mostly I have friends outside of work.
        
             | TheSpiceIsLife wrote:
             | That's right.
             | 
             |  _The HN Community_ isn 't.
             | 
             | HN isn't a coherent whole with one voice.
             | 
             | And, as a sibling comment pointed out, neither, typically,
             | is any individual contributor. We can even change our
             | opinions.
        
           | aidenn0 wrote:
           | I know. It's almost like HN isn't a monolith and people reach
           | for the "comment" button more often when they are critical
           | than supportive.
        
           | lozenge wrote:
           | It's almost as if... employees want choice even within their
           | company?
        
         | karaterobot wrote:
         | > Five years from now, I think we will not see "remote only"
         | for a large company and think "ooh, they value their employees
         | I guess", but rather, "uh oh, they like to think of their
         | employees as being like virtual servers, easy to spin up and
         | easy to shut down the moment you don't need to pay for that
         | capacity".
         | 
         | A lot of people probably believe this is how companies think of
         | employees. I know that at every company I've worked at, apart
         | from losing a team mate you may like, it's just such an
         | enormous pain in the ass to find, interview, onboard, and train
         | up a new employee that nobody has ever thought of it as
         | equivalent to spinning up and shutting off virtual servers. It
         | costs a ton of money, too. I've never worked at a megacorp, and
         | it may be different there, but I bet people would still rather
         | keep people around if they can, even if only for purely selfish
         | reasons.
        
         | LAC-Tech wrote:
         | _Five years from now, I think we will not see "remote only" for
         | a large company and think "ooh, they value their employees I
         | guess", but rather, "uh oh, they like to think of their
         | employees as being like virtual servers, easy to spin up and
         | easy to shut down the moment you don't need to pay for that
         | capacity"._
         | 
         | Good.
         | 
         | Because that's the reality we live in. Acting personally
         | surprised or offended or hurt when a business makes a business
         | decision is not good for you. The sooner people accept and
         | realise this the better.
         | 
         | (This message was bought to you by a contractor).
        
           | Ancalagon wrote:
           | This makes it easier for them to fire you and everyone else.
           | Why, even as a contractor, would you be ok with that?
           | Niceties or no you are weakening your own position and the
           | value of you labor.
        
             | Idk__Throwaway wrote:
             | Why should a company be forced to continue to pay for
             | employees they aren't in need of?
        
               | Ancalagon wrote:
               | Where did I say companies should be forced to pay for
               | employees they don't need? I didn't say that.
               | 
               | What I did say is that this is yet another move by
               | business to pay you less and offer you less security for
               | your labor - because let's be honest, that's what this
               | is. Companies will go with the lowest bidder they think
               | can get the job done. Do you really want to have a race
               | to the bottom for the price of your labor?
               | 
               | And for that matter, how do you think unions, tenure,
               | weekends, 40 hr workweeks, PTO, sick leave, health
               | benefits, and a whole other myriad of benefits for your
               | labor came about? I guarantee you its certainly NOT
               | because people in the past viewed their labor value as
               | purely transactional to themselves and their employers.
               | 
               | You as an employee have far more to lose.
        
         | seydor wrote:
         | Online employees OTOH are easier to organize, unionize, make a
         | fuss when having massive layoffs etc. Hard for companies to
         | hide their digital footprints as well
        
           | red-iron-pine wrote:
           | disagree. if you're remote then i can find someone else on
           | the other coast, in georgia or alabama, or india, who will do
           | your job, usually cheaper.
           | 
           | if you're high-end FAANG tier talent, different story, but
           | most of us are replaceable. that means most of you reading
           | this -- and all of the recent layoffs just underscore that.
        
         | reaperducer wrote:
         | _uh oh, they like to think of their employees as being like
         | virtual servers_
         | 
         | We are all cattle, not pets.
        
         | CamperBob2 wrote:
         | _Five years from now, I think we will not see "remote only" for
         | a large company and think "ooh, they value their employees I
         | guess", but rather, "uh oh, they like to think of their
         | employees as being like virtual servers, easy to spin up and
         | easy to shut down the moment you don't need to pay for that
         | capacity"._
         | 
         | That's basically how the movie industry has always worked. Why
         | keep people on your books when you're not actively in
         | production? It's one of those cases where organized labor seems
         | to work out well for all sides. The unions provide talent and
         | craft support when/where it's needed, then they go away when
         | the work is done.
         | 
         | It'll be interesting to see if more industries are able to
         | adopt a similar model. Similar incentives exist, but a company
         | that makes software or hardware isn't an on-again, off-again
         | concern like film production.
        
           | peoplearepeople wrote:
           | Honestly I couldn't tell you what capacity I needed from my
           | reports on a time horizon of even 1 month. Sure we do
           | planning, but it's always wrong.
        
           | auctoritas wrote:
           | If software worked the way managers and business like to
           | imagine it does - define requirements, build app, step away -
           | then this model could work. But we all know that's almost
           | never the case.
        
           | matwood wrote:
           | > It'll be interesting to see if more industries are able to
           | adopt a similar model.
           | 
           | If the US offered some sort universal healthcare this would
           | be much easier to see happen. UH would also be a boon for
           | small business.
        
         | dragonwriter wrote:
         | > Closing all offices, I have to say, makes it way easier to do
         | more layoffs.
         | 
         | Particularly of the people responsible for managing physical
         | offices.
        
         | noodleman wrote:
         | I doubt in office staff are more valued by companies than
         | remote staff. If the company is moderately large then you will
         | not be any more visible than a remote worker.
         | 
         | I'd be surprised if we're not just figures on a spreadsheet to
         | those high enough up.
        
       | bediger4000 wrote:
       | I assume this is due to synergies from using Windows instead of
       | whatever.
        
       | webology wrote:
       | Here is some follow-up that's more than just my tweet.
       | 
       | https://fortune.com/2023/02/09/github-is-laying-off-10-of-st...
        
         | brycewray wrote:
         | https://archive.is/QDerR
        
       | Ancalagon wrote:
       | Didnt MS want everyone back in office? I'm confused? Or do github
       | employees now only have access to MS offices?
        
         | chem83 wrote:
         | This doesn't directly answer your question, but Microsoft is
         | known for enforcing policies differently across its companies.
         | For example, LinkedIn employees sharing an office and cafeteria
         | with Microsoft employees don't have to pay for lunch when they
         | badge in at the cashier, but Microsoft employees do pay.
        
           | PeeMcGee wrote:
           | > LinkedIn employees sharing an office and cafeteria with
           | Microsoft employees don't have to pay for lunch when they
           | badge in at the cashier, but Microsoft employees do pay.
           | 
           | Yikes...
        
           | Ancalagon wrote:
           | Got it, different perks depending on (sub-)company. Thanks.
        
       | mbostleman wrote:
       | I'm really behind. I thought Github had no offices, no org chart,
       | and full comp transparency. Was that a very early version during
       | a bubble? There's probably a book I could read by now.
        
         | trynumber9 wrote:
         | GitLab?
        
       | amelius wrote:
       | They still have 1 job opening ...
       | 
       | Couldn't they find someone internally?
        
         | revskill wrote:
         | For SEO purpose i think ?
        
       | wojcikstefan wrote:
       | My heart goes out to the laid off employees, though I think
       | they'll be able to find solid jobs (or start their own companies)
       | when they're ready.
       | 
       | What I'm more surprised by is: 1. GitHub operating so
       | independently from Microsoft at large that they have their own
       | layoffs (not included in the 10k people that Microsoft announced
       | they'll be parting ways with). 2. GitHub operating SO
       | INDEPENDENTLY that they can decide to go remote-first.
        
         | kerpotgh wrote:
         | I think it's something to celebrate. It's the best case
         | scenario when you're acquired by a megacorp.
        
           | wojcikstefan wrote:
           | Agreed!
        
         | bink wrote:
         | Is this GitHub acting independently or is it Microsoft
         | informing them that they needed to lose 10% but they could do
         | it on their own time frame?
        
           | napsec wrote:
           | Looking at the CEO's statement it seems the final layoffs
           | aren't even finalized yet.
           | 
           | > Unfortunately, this will include changes that will result
           | in a reduction of GitHub's workforce by up to 10% through the
           | end of FY23. A number of Hubbers will receive notifications
           | today, others will follow as we are re-aligning the business
           | through the end of FY23.
        
             | stefan_ wrote:
             | Wonder what teenagers these days think of when you call
             | someone a "hubber"
        
               | MikeTheGreat wrote:
               | Urban Dictionary has a pile of different definitions,
               | many of which are quite unique. [1] I'm curious if you're
               | thinking of a particular one?
               | 
               | [1]
               | https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hubbers
        
             | 40acres wrote:
             | This is the exact same message Microsoft CEO said in his
             | message. So yes MSFT is directing these layoffs.
        
           | Bilal_io wrote:
           | The fact they're closing all offices and switching to fully-
           | remote suggests it was Github's decision. Microsoft doesn't
           | seem pro WFH
        
             | dafelst wrote:
             | A bunch of my former co-workers at MSFT are working from
             | home 100% of the time. Maybe it is a per organization
             | thing.
        
               | olivermuty wrote:
               | Satya proudly announced WFH as a thing you could do
               | around mid pandemic, then it was bastardized as it went
               | down the orgs.
               | 
               | Some are 100% wfh, vast majority is some arbitrary %.
        
         | aaomidi wrote:
         | GitHub has been remote first forever tho. Microsoft buying them
         | can't change that without fundamentally breaking the teams.
        
           | wojcikstefan wrote:
           | I thought it was _GitLab_ which was remote-first (or should
           | we say remote-only?). GitHub still seems to have offices and
           | people going into them.
        
             | willio58 wrote:
             | Yeah I don't think github was remote-first when it started.
        
               | holman wrote:
               | Definitely was- we didn't have an office for the first
               | few years. Picked up the first office in 2010, and it was
               | a big component of work life since then (even though the
               | numbers were primarily  2/3  remote throughout).
        
               | willio58 wrote:
               | Oh interesting! Thanks for clarifying. I knew there was
               | an office like a decade ago but I guess I forgot how old
               | Github is!
        
       | electrondood wrote:
       | When I visited the GitHub office in SF in 2017, it was nearly
       | empty. Given how extravagant and beautiful it is, it struck me as
       | a colossal waste of money even then.
        
         | ushakov wrote:
         | They even had a full-scale replica of the Oval Office there
         | 
         | https://twitter.com/harrymccracken/status/710956599477534720...
        
           | fnordpiglet wrote:
           | Uh wtf
           | 
           | I want to have something more useful to say to contribute
           | meaningfully here. But my brain segfaulted.
        
             | harveywi wrote:
             | They got angry when Trump was elected so they forked the
             | Oval Office.
        
               | grepfru_it wrote:
               | The office was not there during my onboarding in 2018
        
               | JW_00000 wrote:
               | This is a photo from March 2016, while Trump was only
               | elected in November 2016.
        
             | ushakov wrote:
             | [flagged]
        
           | kmtrowbr wrote:
           | On the seal: "melius simul quam solus" means: "better
           | together than alone." On the scale of extravagant perks and
           | celebrations of success it is a fairly minor and inexpensive
           | one.
        
           | jrochkind1 wrote:
           | wait... why?
           | 
           | I would have assumed that tweet was a joke. Because... why?
        
             | gtowey wrote:
             | That oval office replica was the entrance to the office.
             | The reason they gave publicly was that since it was
             | people's first impression they wanted to make it grand. And
             | since the admin employee was the first person to greet
             | visitors, they felt it was the most important job in the
             | office and wanted to give them a badass desk to do it from.
        
           | splatzone wrote:
           | This is the kind of needless extravagance that makes people
           | cynical about the tech industry
        
             | dntrkv wrote:
             | That's not really extravagant. I'm assuming it's just a
             | meeting/work room with an oval office theme. It's a very
             | cheap imitation of the oval office. They would have had to
             | buy a lot of the same furniture pieces either way. They
             | just had some fun with it.
        
               | ProfessorLayton wrote:
               | I was at their offices back then too. They had and entire
               | section of the office for printing custom t-shirts and an
               | _animation room_ -- yes an actual room for 2D animation
               | with the backlit light boxes for _paper_ animation. Also
               | a fully decked out broadcasting room for streaming.
               | 
               | They also had grab-and-go apple products on the walls,
               | like mice, keyboards etc. (Memory is foggy on if they had
               | bigger ticket apple products too).
        
             | lanstin wrote:
             | And that makes tech people realize some of these execs
             | really believe their own BS.
        
             | jahewson wrote:
             | Wait until you hear about the Chrysler Building.
        
           | MarcScott wrote:
           | The dojo was cool, and the roof garden, plus the Western
           | themed poker room and the Victorian drawing room with secret
           | book cases that led to other rooms. It was the most
           | extravegant place I ever visited, and as stated, it was
           | almost empty.
           | 
           | Still I got to have a couple of free beers and walk off with
           | branded t-shirts, hoodies and even a baby-grow.
        
             | ushakov wrote:
             | There is no reason to have this. Imagine how many lives
             | they could've improved if they just donated a chunk of the
             | money that allowed them to have offices like this to
             | charity
        
               | roflyear wrote:
               | You're right, absolutely. It's cool but the money they
               | spent here is pretty ridiculous
        
         | joewadcan wrote:
         | In 2017 it was relatively empty... but the company filled it
         | very quickly as it grew from 200 to 2000 people. So much so
         | they leased out the building next door and tore down some walls
         | to deal with capacity. Sad to hear it's being shut down that
         | office is truly incredible.
        
         | margorczynski wrote:
         | Kinda shows that most people would choose remote and less
         | commute over an office even as amazing as this one.
         | 
         | For senior management + owners this is even better as with the
         | remote-only approach suddenly they have global access to a much
         | cheaper talent pool.
        
       | mi_lk wrote:
       | What does closing all offices mean? Do they go full remote or
       | employees are going to move to Microsoft offices
        
         | bastardoperator wrote:
         | It's always been fully remote
        
         | rubenrails wrote:
         | It means they're going full remote. From the article linked in
         | the comments:
         | 
         | > The company is also going fully remote, Dohmke wrote, telling
         | staff they're "seeing very low utilization rates" in their
         | offices. "We are not vacating offices immediately, but will
         | move to close all of our offices as their leases end or as we
         | are operationally able to do so," Dohmke wrote.
        
         | shard_ wrote:
         | GitHub was already fully remote since forever, and long before
         | Covid. The offices were just there as an option for employees
         | who happened to live nearby, and for occasional, in-person
         | meetings, but I doubt there was a single person who worked
         | there full time. This isn't big news for the majority of GitHub
         | employees.
        
       | lampshades wrote:
       | This really is the techpocalypse, huh? I'm young (35) but I've
       | never seen layoffs so continuous. I wonder how far into the year
       | this will go and if we'll ever come back. Maybe companies truly
       | will start offshoring.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | yamtaddle wrote:
         | This is following some _insane_ hiring numbers the last three
         | or so years, to a degree that I don 't think was present in the
         | run-up to the last couple times (some, yes, but not this much).
         | 
         | There also hasn't been a large wave of companies failing
         | outright.
         | 
         | This one doesn't seem anywhere near as dire, despite the large
         | numbers flying around (at least, not yet)
        
         | willio58 wrote:
         | It's really nothing to worry about for the average dev.
         | Companies are taking this opportunity to cull the heard of the
         | under-performers. Doing so at this time means they'll stir up
         | less controversy since every tech company is doing the same.
         | 
         | Github grips immense power and money. Just look at their
         | position.
         | 
         | 1. Owned by Microsoft but allowed to operate independently.
         | 
         | 2. Microsoft owns VScode and now works closely with OpenAI,
         | OpenAI is used for Copilot.
         | 
         | 3. Created Copilot. For some this is not a big deal but for me
         | in my tech stack it's been life changing. I save about 15-20%
         | of my time by using it. This is an insane advancement that's
         | only rivaled by ChatGPT for productivity (Another OpenAI
         | project). Because Microsoft owns VScode, of course there's
         | tight integration with Copilot there.
         | 
         | 4. It's freaking Github, they house code for a huge portion of
         | all code projects. 85% market share I think. They use the code
         | to train copilot and whatever else.
         | 
         | Now you tell me why a company in this position had to lay off
         | 10% of staff today. They didn't. They _wanted to_. That 's
         | fine, they're a company and sometimes culling the heard is the
         | right thing to do. It just grinds my gears when companies act
         | like it's what they needed to do. I'd rather they be honest and
         | just say their true intentions.
        
           | slut wrote:
           | 10% of the company is not underperformers. 10% of the company
           | probably hasn't even worked there for a year.
           | 
           | They like everyone else hired too fast and the free covid
           | money boom is over.
        
         | maerF0x0 wrote:
         | To be honest we're not yet .com bubble level. That saw many
         | many _bankruptcies_ . It took microsoft ~17 yrs to go from it's
         | .com bubble to breakeven, though others rebounded faster.
         | 
         | Also, if you're an engineer, keep in mind the org mix in
         | layoffs. AFAIK It's more like the recruiter-pocalypse as
         | companies do not foresee needing those headcount to increase
         | headcount... Yes some engineers in the mix, but not a major
         | component...
        
           | andrew_ wrote:
           | Too many are missing this. Recruiting, marketing, and sales
           | are getting run through. There's been a glut of recruiters in
           | the industry for at least 10 years. Anecdotally I'm under the
           | impression most are low-skill workers.
        
         | JohnFen wrote:
         | This is a regular cycle. These companies will eventually
         | overhire again, then they'll lay people off again. This has
         | been the pattern in the industry for a very long time.
        
         | potatolicious wrote:
         | > _" I wonder how far into the year this will go and if we'll
         | ever come back."_
         | 
         | We'll be back, but not until the industry discovers something
         | of actual value.
         | 
         | My internal narrative of all of this is that many of us came up
         | during the smartphone revolution which legitimately created a
         | ton of new value. Products that could not exist before now
         | could (and did!), resulting in a flurry of new companies, new
         | products, and new ways of making money. This was _the_ driving
         | force during the past tech boom.
         | 
         | Then I think we started reaching the end of the smartphone
         | boom. The industry needed to find some new technology that
         | would similarly open a similar phase of rapid growth. It chose
         | to bet on the gig economy, followed by crypto. Both of those
         | were near-complete busts.
         | 
         | I think a lot of the pain we're experiencing is rooted in this.
         | We're past the smartphone explosion but no real technology
         | since then has actually unlocked a whole lot of new value, and
         | in fact has burned investors badly.
         | 
         | Until we actually _find_ this next-step technology things will
         | be in the doldrums. Lots of people are betting on  "AI" (or
         | really just LLMs), and time will tell - I suspect it will be
         | pretty transformative for some players and product areas but
         | not in the industry-shaking way that is currently being hyped.
         | 
         | I have no doubt we'll find this at some point - after all
         | technology continues to march forward, but I'm not convinced
         | there is anything necessarily imminent that will drive the kind
         | of growth smartphones did.
        
           | 0xmarcin wrote:
           | The invention of Radio, TV, Internet and Smartphone all have
           | a property that they eventually reached even the most tech
           | averse individuals. Crypto market is very limited as it
           | requires technical (read nerdy) knowledge to do it right, or
           | you will risk your money due to scam exchanges. But digital
           | money is still a very good idea, Central Bank Digital
           | Currency is a thing and I bet we will have you use in the
           | future.
           | 
           | AI has the property that it can reach all the people around
           | the world. From AI that teaches you a foreign languages to
           | automated advisors that can e.g. recommend a diet based on
           | your needs or even AI dating where instead of sweeping AI
           | will do the match (I would pay for the last option).
           | 
           | The problem with AI is that there was already "AI winter":
           | high expectation in the beginning, but nothing workable
           | delivered in the end in the late 70s if I remember correctly.
           | I hope it will not end up like this, this time.
           | 
           | I also don't see much potential in metaverse. For one we are
           | crazed about healthy lifestyle and siting with glasses to
           | walk though some virtual landscape makes no sense to me. It
           | will only make you weak and tired. For the second the tech is
           | not there yet, we may fool our sense of vision and hearing,
           | but we cannot fool our sense of orientation, neither our
           | muscles.
        
         | dehrmann wrote:
         | This is nothing compared to 2000, or even 2008. You might have
         | a point about offshoring. With tech workers insisting they're
         | just as productive working from home, you might as well hire
         | people in countries with cheaper homes.
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | maerF0x0 wrote:
           | which is why America needs deflation, or deflationary
           | pressures (such as devaluation of the dollar against foreign
           | currencies expressed as local price inflation) .
        
             | shaoonb wrote:
             | Honest question: how can devaluing the dollar be
             | deflationary?
        
           | mathverse wrote:
           | This is not the case. Companies have already done this and It
           | did not really work. Sure a lot of junior positions were and
           | will be outsourced but the "good" worker will always be paid
           | accordingly. This is why you can see companies hiring in
           | India and then bringing a lot of people to the US.
        
         | vngzs wrote:
         | The last few years were marked by a truly outrageous hiring
         | spree fueled by near-zero interest rates and, by extension,
         | tons of cheap VC money. Because of greed or mismanagement, tech
         | companies over-hired during the pandemic expecting record
         | growth to continue indefinitely. These layoffs are a sign that
         | pandemic-era business growth plans were brittle, unable to
         | tolerate even temporarily raised interest rates and the ceasing
         | flow of cheap cash.
        
         | thinkharderdev wrote:
         | Since you are 35 I guess you just missed the financial crisis
         | in 2007. I can assure you that was WAY more intense than what
         | we're seeing now. In fact what we're seeing now isn't an
         | apocalypse of any sort. Basically a bunch of huge tech
         | companies staffed up during the pandemic years and now a
         | combination of high interest rates and a slowing (relative to
         | expectations) economy is battering their stock price. So the
         | activist investors push them to reign in costs (eg reduce
         | headcount). It's what happens in mature industries. Meanwhile,
         | headlines aside about big name tech companies laying people
         | off, the general market for engineering talent is quite strong.
         | Not the level of insanity we were seeing a year or two ago but
         | stronger than I've ever seen (excepting 2021-22) in my entire
         | career. The days of a senior engineer pulling in mid-to-
         | high-6-figures in total comp from a FAANG (or FAANG adjacent)
         | company are probably gone but that was never sustainable
         | anyway.
        
           | JasserInicide wrote:
           | Yeah it's really annoying seeing so many people talk about
           | this recession like it's catastrophic. They clearly were too
           | young for the dotcom bubble, let alone 2008. Getting tired of
           | everyone in their mid 20s to early 30s experiencing baby's
           | first recession and thinking the world is ending.
        
             | majewsky wrote:
             | Well, everyone has a first recession. Same situation as
             | https://xkcd.com/1053/
        
         | softwaredoug wrote:
         | Maybe the techcorrection back to the already lucrative
         | prepandemic days.
        
         | mbesto wrote:
         | > I'm young (35) but I've never seen layoffs so continuous.
         | 
         | Go read up on the .com bubble popping.
         | 
         | The layoffs look huge because the increase in headcounts were
         | so huge in the past 2 years:
         | 
         | https://bsmedia.business-standard.com/_media/bs/img/article/...
         | 
         | It's like saying "I lost a ton of weight recently! I'm down 20
         | lbs!" when you gained 50 lbs over the last 2 years.
        
         | Ekaros wrote:
         | It is all cyclical really. The last cycle was very long, but
         | now it will go down again for a while and then later pick up
         | again. I have kinda been expecting some sort of downturn for a
         | while. Covid bit messed the time line, but now it seems to be
         | happening with vengeance.
        
         | petsormeat wrote:
         | Imagine refreshing FuckedCompany.com manually (no browser
         | capacity for async fetch yet) to see which lavish VC-funded
         | money laundering scheme in South of Market would now have
         | tumbleweeds blowing past the empty Aeron chairs. This was my
         | everyday for over a year, until I got a public sector job and
         | could stop the era's equivalent of doomscrolling.
         | 
         | Yes, we came back. Nobody learned from the experience.
        
         | shadowgovt wrote:
         | You missed them by that (tiny-fingers-gap) much.
         | 
         | I'm just old enough to have witnessed the dot-com crash a few
         | years before I went into industry; this feels very similar. In
         | fact, it feels a little _less_ intense; the dot-com crash was
         | about an entire business model consolidating under an absolute
         | handful of winners (example: most independent online stores
         | went  "We can't compete with Amazon" and bankrupted, laying off
         | everyone) while this one seems to be a lot more "All these
         | firms will continue to operate but they don't think they need
         | to employ this many people to do it."
         | 
         | It will be interesting to see if the consequence is new
         | startups competing with the incumbents as those laid off find
         | each other and some capital or if the consequence will be
         | something else.
        
           | mquirion wrote:
           | This is right. The dot-com crash was an absolute crash. Not
           | "we're laying off 5-15% of our company." It was a lot of
           | "This media darling that had an IPO after 2 years of
           | operations no longer exists."
           | 
           | In my social group of about 30 folks, I think at ~25 of us
           | all experienced months of unemployment, at the least.
        
             | ben7799 wrote:
             | This, think companies going out of business left and right.
             | Not 5-15% layoffs after the company doubled or tripled in
             | size over 2-3 years.
             | 
             | Almost no one I knew worked right through it without being
             | impacted, and some people had huge impacts. I worked as a
             | contractor for 2 years afterwards before getting back into
             | a startup. I knew some people who were out of work 6 months
             | or a year and came back with huge pay cuts.
             | 
             | Tons of people I knew ended up with furniture and servers
             | in their house they took when the company closed and
             | management/investors didn't want any of it.
             | 
             | I got a desk and a nice office chair that way.
        
             | ghaff wrote:
             | I was lucky enough to grab a new position through someone I
             | knew fairly quickly. But, in the month it took for the
             | company to actually extend an offer, I didn't have so much
             | as a nibble from anyone else. And I definitely knew people
             | who just got out of the industry.
        
             | RHSeeger wrote:
             | I was out of work for about 13 months, and it was
             | miserable.
        
           | acdha wrote:
           | One notable contrast I see is that many of the dotcoms which
           | failed had been predicted years in advance based on poor
           | business models where they had no plausible way to make a
           | profit. There are some companies like Uber which are
           | struggling with that but most of these are profitable & won't
           | be leaving room for newcomers.
           | 
           | Related to that last thought, a lot of people bailed out into
           | Boeing corporate jobs. They didn't have Aeron chairs but they
           | needed a lot of IT workers as they moved more online. I'm
           | curious how that'll go now where that process is much further
           | along and things like cloud services have been soaking up
           | geeneric demand.
        
             | ben7799 wrote:
             | One thing I see different is back then there were tons and
             | tons of small startups that vaporized.
             | 
             | Now we have a bunch of absolutely massive companies like
             | Uber that have no way to make money, but the overall # of
             | them is a lot smaller.
        
           | 015a wrote:
           | Yeah; its really important to keep in mind that in the
           | majority of these layoffs, these companies are still
           | employing at or above the number of people they were in Dec
           | 2019. This isn't a business model correction; this is a "free
           | covid money" correction. Everything that is happening was
           | predicted by economists the moment the government started
           | writing billions in checks during 2020; the fact that its
           | _only_ 10% in most cases, and hasn 't substantively spread
           | beyond Tech and Finance, is actually extremely good news, not
           | something to feel dread about.
        
           | bombcar wrote:
           | Yeah this is more of a downturn where successful companies
           | are laying off a percentage- the dot com bust was thousands
           | of companies just ceasing to exist overnight. Not really
           | entirely comparable.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | papito wrote:
         | US unemployment is the lowest since the Moon landing in 1969.
         | 
         | We are not looking at some tech decimation. The companies were
         | spending like drunken socialist sailors during the pandemic
         | because the oracles in upper management saw us all staying home
         | forever. And now they are snapping back to the sizes they
         | actually _were_.
        
         | lolinder wrote:
         | I would wager that you also had never seen such an insane tech
         | hiring market as we did during the pandemic. I think it remains
         | to be seen whether this is just a correction of the pandemic
         | tech bubble or something more permanent.
        
         | spaceman_2020 wrote:
         | Have to remember that this is happening when we're not even in
         | a recession. I can't imagine what things will be like when that
         | eventually happens.
        
         | ylee wrote:
         | I wrote the below in 2006.
         | <https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=178846&cid=14824754>
         | 
         | >I moved from NYC to the Palo Alto area in May 2000. That's
         | right, just one month after the start of the long stock-market
         | collapse and two months after the NASDAQ's peak, although of
         | course no one knew these things at the time. I thus got to
         | experience both the highs (insane traffic on 101, Sand Hill
         | Road absolutely packed for two hours each afternoon) and the
         | lows (significantly-better traffic on 101--admittedly a good
         | thing in and of itself--and hordes of people losing jobs and
         | moving back home each month).
         | 
         | >It's important to distinguish between San Francisco and
         | Silicon Valley. The Valley has recovered--traffic on 101 has
         | long since become awful again, as today reminded me--but San
         | Francisco still hasn't regained the equivalent of all those
         | bubble-related jobs that vanished into the wind in the
         | 2001-2002 time period, and probably never will. (I've been
         | living in San Francisco for going on two years now and have yet
         | to meet anyone who is working in a "Web" or "e-commerce" job up
         | here. It's like a neutron bomb; the people went away but the
         | buildings stayed.) By contrast, yes, the Valley lost tons of
         | jobs, too, but at least the Valley had, and has, a longtime
         | core of companies that made real products that do real thing
         | dating back to the Fairchild/HP/Intel days. And on the Web
         | side, of course, Google and Yahoo! are leading the charge.
         | They're down there, though, and not up here. Unless and until
         | another bubble develops, I expect San Francisco will remain a
         | remarkably tech jobs-free (but with plenty of finance, retail,
         | and other non tech-related companies) city on the edge of the
         | world's greatest concentration of tech jobs.
         | 
         | Obviously I didn't know that there indeed soon would be another
         | bubble in SF, this time a social media-driven one.
        
         | theironhammer wrote:
         | It's class war. The hedge funds see workers purely as a cost.
         | They ignore the value workers create. This class war has been
         | going on since Reagan and even before that (oil crisis early
         | 70s). It's just only now spread to tech workers. See the chart
         | here: www.epi.org/productivity
        
           | mathverse wrote:
           | Especially tech workers in the US were incredibly cocky not
           | realizing they are the working class too. It was inevitable
           | that we will all get hit because of that attitude.
        
             | [deleted]
        
       | roboben wrote:
       | The worst part of this is that everyone at GitHub is now forced
       | to use Microsoft Teams.
        
         | kerpotgh wrote:
         | Teams isn't that bad imo. It's no Google meet but it's decent
         | enough. I prefer both of those over Zoom.
        
         | bfrog wrote:
         | Without a workable native linux client, sounds amazing
        
         | ledauphin wrote:
         | this is terrifying. for all the grief people give Slack, I've
         | used both and I would seriously consider leaving a company that
         | expected me to use Teams long term.
        
           | ramesh31 wrote:
           | You might change your mind if you saw the Slack bill. A
           | medium size org is easily being charged over $1MM/year.
        
           | gunshai wrote:
           | Can someone give me the TLDR on why they hate teams so much?
           | 
           | I suppose I work in an organization with few true "technical"
           | folks, and everyone is under Microsoft licenses so it doesn't
           | seem like that big of a deal.
           | 
           | I've used both slack and teams. What am I really missing out
           | on here?
        
             | NegativeK wrote:
             | I honestly don't understand the passionate opinions about
             | chat/conference software. They're all doing the same thing
             | in roughly the same way, and I don't have a computer that's
             | ancient enough to really notice resource hogging.
        
               | Sebb767 wrote:
               | > and I don't have a computer that's ancient enough to
               | really notice resource hogging.
               | 
               | Most likely you don't use a conference software bad
               | enough.
               | 
               | That being said, having useful search, a quick UI and
               | actual availability shown is massively helpful. A great
               | comms tool also makes inter-department chats easy and fun
               | (for example via #random). Lastly, the amount of time
               | wasted with "can you see my screen?"/"can you hear
               | me?"/"Doesn't work for me, I'll restart <software>"
               | varies vastly between tools. Having communication,
               | including discovery and screen sharing, _just work_ makes
               | things so much easier.
        
             | dzikimarian wrote:
             | * Call in 2 minutes, customer sent teams link. You tap it
             | on your phone.
             | 
             | * You expect to enter nickname and connect as a guest (my
             | company doesn't use teams)
             | 
             | * F.. u. Today we're going to log into Microsoft account.
             | No option to abort.
             | 
             | * Personal account doesn't work (bonus points if you
             | already have private office 365 logged in and it defaults
             | to this account, then takes you straight to the error or
             | tells you after 2FA).
             | 
             | * Kill app/reopen? 50% success rate.
             | 
             | After a few times I figured out that best way is to nuke
             | the app data the moment it shows you login screen. And got
             | PTSD.
        
               | gunshai wrote:
               | Ahh walled garden effects. Ya that's annoying.
        
               | gray_-_wolf wrote:
               | > * F.. u. Today we're going to log into Microsoft
               | account. No option to abort.
               | 
               | Actually I found a solution for this (on android). Open
               | the settings, apps, find teams app and force stop it.
               | Then try to open the link again. You should get the guest
               | prompt. Sometimes this needs to be repeated few times,
               | but so far this approach works for me reliably.
        
             | brazzledazzle wrote:
             | It really comes down to the details. If the little things
             | don't get on your nerves and you just care about putting
             | messages in a IRC-esque interface that everyone else can
             | see then there's no difference. Here's a really high level
             | tldr: Teams is annoying in dozens of small minor ways that
             | are collectively very frustrating.
             | 
             | For a more detailed take:
             | 
             | Slack is far from perfect but Slack is generally clean,
             | quick, simple and compact. Slack feels like a purpose built
             | tool for chat. Even when they add stuff like huddles it
             | never feels like the priority is anything but the chat.
             | When they roll out updates that make typing or formatting
             | jankier I find they often get a fix out quickly.
             | 
             | Teams feels like it is doing a little bit of everything and
             | is slower, wastes screen real estate, has poor UX all over
             | and does a lot of things so-so to decent vs. one thing
             | really well. Why is chat so different in a Teams/Chat vs a
             | Teams/Teams/Channel? You can't even do the same markdown
             | formatting in those places. And speaking of markdown, you
             | can type a backtick around a string to monospace it like in
             | slack but if it's at the end of your message it won't
             | format it. You need a trailing space for it to kick in the
             | formatter. Little details matter and a lack of attention to
             | them as an organization makes bad UX and weird behavior
             | leak into your software.
        
               | wrs wrote:
               | The whole concept of a "Team" encourages silos within the
               | company. You can't just search for and join a channel to
               | collaborate, you have to be invited to a team to even
               | know the channel exists.
               | 
               | If your company is large enough that a flat, open channel
               | namespace is overwhelming, then you might think this is a
               | feature, but I was at Walmart with tens of thousands of
               | people in Slack and I didn't feel that way.
        
           | partiallypro wrote:
           | I have the complete opposite reaction; I don't like Slack now
           | that I've used Teams and I had used Slack since the very
           | early days. The only thing I hate about it is how it handles
           | file sharing, to the point it will change file names of
           | images and converts them to png files, which sort of defeats
           | the purpose.
        
           | simonswords82 wrote:
           | /s?
        
           | gaoshan wrote:
           | We use Teams long term and would give quite a bit to be able
           | to use Slack. At least it's a great tool to focus our
           | negative energies on, lol.
        
             | brmgb wrote:
             | Call me when Slack allows collaborative editing of
             | powerpoint presentations and excel spreadsheets. I think
             | there is little overlap between the part of the companies
             | which benefit from Teams and the part that wants to use
             | Slack.
        
               | matwood wrote:
               | > collaborative editing of powerpoint presentations and
               | excel spreadsheets
               | 
               | Hahaha...if you want collaborative editing of anything,
               | use GSuite. The MS tool suite is a joke for
               | collaboration.
        
               | goalieca wrote:
               | Gsuite has the best collaborative editing.
        
               | brazzledazzle wrote:
               | What you don't like collaborating in the excel web app
               | and wiping your coworker's active cell edit from
               | existence by inserting a row somewhere above it? Next
               | you're going to tell me you don't enjoy powerpoint web
               | app randomly changing formatting in bulleted lists when
               | you do something as complex as hitting enter to add a new
               | line.
               | 
               | You can tell where Microsoft spent their energies
               | (outlook, teams, maybe onenote?) and which web app
               | products feel just about the same as they did when they
               | were sharepoint web apps.
        
               | matwood wrote:
               | > were sharepoint web apps
               | 
               | ARE still sharepoint apps. At least that's how they feel.
        
               | brazzledazzle wrote:
               | Oh yeah for sure. I think I meant to say on-prem
               | sharepoint web apps. Which were terrible. Just like
               | SharePoint. SharePoint and every single one of its
               | components really embodied everything wrong with
               | Microsoft's culture. It was distilled awfulness, lack of
               | attention to detail, terrible customer experience, awful
               | UX and just insane architecture decisions that still
               | impact 365 to this day. The SharePoint list limit that
               | Teams hit when you added too many people to a team (since
               | worked around or fixed) a couple years ago is a prime
               | example.
        
           | kqr wrote:
           | I agree. I went on parental leave a couple of months ago but
           | had I not I would have started using something other than
           | Teams with my colleagues with no regard to what the official
           | platform is.
           | 
           | I don't get why upper management thinks they have anything to
           | do with how I communicate with my colleagues. I can only
           | assume they would want us to choose a platform that allows us
           | to work effectively.
        
             | extr wrote:
             | You don't understand why company management would have a
             | say in how work gets done?
        
             | bogantech wrote:
             | > I don't get why upper management thinks they have
             | anything to do with how I communicate with my colleagues. I
             | can only assume they would want us to choose a platform
             | that allows us to work effectively.
             | 
             | Auditing and compliance.
        
             | blincoln wrote:
             | > I don't get why upper management thinks they have
             | anything to do with how I communicate with my colleagues.
             | 
             | The organization has to pay for whatever commercial
             | offerings their teams are using, and any non-commercial
             | offerings are likely to either expose the organization's
             | information or at least put it out of reach of controls
             | like legal holds. Use of some free/trial services for
             | business purposes might also introduce legal/contractual
             | liability that the organization is responsible for.
        
           | oneplane wrote:
           | Indeed, I'd rather use Discord than MS Teams if I wasn't
           | allowed to use Slack. But in reality we'd probably get
           | engineering departments just switching back to IRC and
           | hastebin.
        
         | rubyron wrote:
         | Maybe the 10% quit over that, and they spun it as layoffs.
        
         | meese712 wrote:
         | Could be worse, could be Google Chat
        
           | colpabar wrote:
           | or wickr!
        
         | Bjorkbat wrote:
         | Call me crazy, but I think that it's premature to think that
         | Microsoft's days of bungling acquisitions are over. They
         | probably will manage to ruin Github, the catch being that it'll
         | happen over a much longer timescale.
         | 
         | Really should have seen that when Atom fell to the sidelines in
         | favor of VS Code.
         | 
         | Admittedly though, I don't see myself using Gitlab anytime
         | soon, if not indefinitely. What makes Github special, arguably,
         | is that it looks less "businessy" and more fun and social.
         | 
         | Another reason why I think the ruination of Github will happen
         | over a longer timescale. Any competitors will likely try to
         | focus on trying to be different (i.e. Gitlab's focus on open
         | source and dev ops) rather than try to focus on on what made
         | Github special and do it better than Microsoft could ever hope
         | to do.
         | 
         | EDIT: just to clarify, this comment relates because forcing
         | teams to use products developed in-house erodes team culture.
         | It's an attempt at assimilation.
        
           | margorczynski wrote:
           | For Microsoft I guess the next natural step would be some
           | kind of project management software package like JIRA - well
           | integrated with GitHub, Teams, etc.
           | 
           | I'm not really sure how much more space for innovation there
           | is when it comes to git web services. What kind of killer
           | feature would trump GitHub?
        
         | BoorishBears wrote:
         | Dozens of comments about Slack vs Teams and not one person
         | realized it's only being used to cut their Zoom bill:
         | 
         | "We will be moving to Microsoft Teams for the sole purpose of
         | video conferencing"
        
         | bleuchase wrote:
         | They're keeping Slack. Zoom is going away.
        
           | roboben wrote:
           | Why don't they use Huddle then?
        
             | can16358p wrote:
             | I love Slack but Huddle is absolutely terrible. Extremely
             | low audio quality with extreme latency (whereas I have
             | superb quality and low latency on Meet and Zoom on same
             | devices/connections).
        
               | brazzledazzle wrote:
               | It's gotten a lot better for me though latency may be a
               | factor here. But I think it's fair to say it's still not
               | as nice screenhero was in terms of quality and
               | responsiveness. Which is weird because that's who they
               | acqui-hired for creating huddles (well, presumably
               | anyway).
        
               | reidjs wrote:
               | I've never had an issue with it, and found the video
               | quality to be better than Meet, but about on par with
               | zoom
        
               | icambron wrote:
               | I also get subpar audio latency from huddles. But I use
               | it anyway because of how low-friction it is to start
               | chatting with someone
        
             | sleepybrett wrote:
             | I dunno what is wrong with huddles but when i screenshare
             | with huddle my cpu goes crazy. screensharing with zoom, no
             | serious performance issue.
        
             | flappyeagle wrote:
             | huddle as a lot of limitations. it's good for random adhoc
             | chats but not good for more formal scheduled meeting. for
             | larger companies, using something zoom-like and huddle
             | makes sense.
        
               | roboben wrote:
               | My company does not have many formal scheduled meetings.
               | Mostly doing huddle to adhoc chat, discuss problems,
               | screen share and pair program. It works well
        
               | [deleted]
        
         | ragebol wrote:
         | Maybe they get annoyed enough to make it not annoying to use
         | anymore. Putting it lightly..
        
         | theowawayteams wrote:
         | I used Skype 15y ago it's a great experience. Recently tried to
         | install teams on Ubuntu it's absolutely shit show, so many url
         | redirects and meaningless erros. Leaving skype as it's would
         | have been a million times better
        
         | gamblor956 wrote:
         | At work I use Zoom, Slack, Teams, Google Meet and even Blue
         | Jeans (due to dealing with multiple legal entities acquired
         | over time that each use their own communications platform.)
         | 
         | Teams is the perfect middleground: it's not particularly good
         | at anything but it's not bad at anything either, and it can do
         | everything.
         | 
         | Slack is as good for text-based communication as it is bad at
         | video communications (we've never gotten Huddle working
         | properly). Google Meet is adequate at video calls, but has
         | suffered serious degradation in terms of functionality over the
         | past year that makes us question Google's commitment to it
         | going forward. Zoom is great for video meetings, doesn't do
         | anything else. Blue Jeans is like Zoom, but expensive and it
         | requires its own special hardware, but its buttery smooth and
         | stable as a rock.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | __derek__ wrote:
         | Sentiments like this should probably temper the ChatGPT/Bing
         | hype.
        
         | xpe wrote:
         | Worse than losing your job?
        
           | pvarangot wrote:
           | I would consider taking a pay cut and moving to a cheap
           | suburb and work for the government or a bank before working
           | for a big tech company that uses Teams. I would only use
           | Teams on a small group or some kind of very highly paid
           | consultant gig.
        
             | xpe wrote:
             | What do you prefer, Slack? Something else?
             | 
             | I find the whole premise of these kind of chat tools,
             | combined with cultural patterns of using them, to feel like
             | forced distraction.
        
           | ghusto wrote:
           | For sure. As somebody said already, at least if you're fired
           | you'll get severance. I'd get nothing when I quit though.
           | 
           | Have you _used_ MS Teams? I'm not exactly a fan of Slack, but
           | it's like telepathy by comparison.
        
           | encryptluks2 wrote:
           | [flagged]
        
             | 2devnull wrote:
             | I've always thought of zoom as the national socialist
             | messaging app. Is it the sharepoint integration? That does
             | seem a bit far left.
        
             | xpe wrote:
             | Please explain the relevance of your comment?
             | 
             | Also, let's save the National Socialism comparisons for
             | examples involving antisemitism, genocide, and
             | authoritarianism. It is better to have dynamic range in our
             | conversations, otherwise it all gets watered down.
        
             | dan-0 wrote:
             | Teams is horrible, but not nearly as horrible as an
             | argument equating use of Teams to the Holocaust. There's a
             | very big difference between using an app to communicate if
             | you want your job and murder.
        
         | dathinab wrote:
         | oh have fun, I have to use it at work and it's a lot of trouble
         | all the time no matter which platform you ran it on.
         | 
         | One tip: Avoid the Linux version and use the chrome browser
         | version instead. Wrt. most aspects the Linux version is the
         | browser version but less updated and more buggy (no idea why
         | tho, it's an electron app, it could be automatically always up
         | to date/auto release a update every day/week).
         | 
         | Still even then there are funny bugs like we pretty much every
         | week someone who has problem with a random teams bug, not
         | specific or more often on any version/OS.
         | 
         | Like the chat icon randomly missing or screen sharing/video
         | hanging for one person until they leave and re-enter the call.
         | 
         | And thats with the most minimal usage of Teams only for video
         | calls, i.e. not chat and no fancy setting.
         | 
         | Oh and the Office365/Teams SSO is so inconsistent that it looks
         | like a MITM attack from time to time, well except that a MITM
         | attack probably would work more friction-less.
        
         | pwarner wrote:
         | No one at Microsoft uses Teams, they just use email.
        
         | agilob wrote:
         | I know I'm in the minority here, but I choose Teams over Slack
         | any day. I much prefer thread-based chat than message based
         | chat. Teams forces people to use top message as a topic, then
         | respond to messages under that topic. Slack message is just a
         | message. You want to search something on Teams, you get full
         | threads, chat is part of documentation. You want to find
         | something on Slack, you need to click on date of the related
         | message and hope no one wrote any off-topic messages
         | underneath. I often felt like Teams could replace unofficial
         | documentation and most Confluence pages.
         | 
         | Screen sharing, reminders about meetings are also better in
         | Teams.
         | 
         | Ability to add people to "direct message channels" is
         | definitely lacking in Slack. No I don't want to convert this
         | chat with 3 people into a channel, FO. I want to add 3rd
         | person.
        
           | savanaly wrote:
           | I'm quite confused because almost all conversation in my
           | company's slack happens in threads. Maybe your impression of
           | Slack was formed in a time when they didn't have threads?
        
             | krzyk wrote:
             | Slack threads are hidden, it is clearly visible that they
             | were added later.
             | 
             | I prefer how they are handled in zulip.
        
             | tomtheelder wrote:
             | Slacks threading model is super weak compared to other
             | options. I haven't used teams, but I went from Zulip to
             | Slack a little while ago and it felt like a huge step
             | backwards.
        
               | Smaug123 wrote:
               | Zulip is in a league of its own, though - I'd say Slack
               | is pretty similar to other non-Zulip options.
        
               | krzyk wrote:
               | Regarding threads I've seen two options (besides zulip
               | state of the art handling of that). Either hide the
               | threads like slack or throw them in your face like Cisco
               | webex teams.
        
             | c54 wrote:
             | I think they're just saying that teams forces you into
             | using a thread, and make a choice to create a new one if
             | that's what you want. In slack by default you're writing a
             | top level message (ie creating a new thread)
        
               | brazzledazzle wrote:
               | Pedantic perhaps but maybe it's worth pointing out that
               | Teams doesn't _force_ you to use a thread. It just makes
               | it the obvious choice since each top level message has a
               | reply button directly on it so it 's a single step
               | process. Also when we're talking about Teams there's a
               | big distinction between a Teams/Teams/Channel vs a
               | Teams/Chat which is its own annoyance. They don't even
               | support the same formatting capabilities (e.g. markdown)
               | which is weird.
        
               | mortenjorck wrote:
               | Indeed, never underestimate the power of defaults.
               | There's a tendency on HN to say "well, everyone should
               | just use threads on Slack then." There is, of course, a
               | way Slack could make that happen: make it the default.
               | 
               | (For what it's worth, I much prefer Slack for
               | communicating, but when I have to find something, I wish
               | I were looking for it in Teams.)
        
             | brookst wrote:
             | I'm also confused because almost all of my company's Teams
             | usage happens in unthreaded chats.
        
               | ilyt wrote:
               | We don't use teams feature almost at all because it
               | forces threading. Before wer used mattermost but teams is
               | 100% worse but with video chat...
        
               | relaxing wrote:
               | The unthreaded chats are all private, no? If you want to
               | use the group chat it forces you into threaded (or is
               | there a way to switch out of that?)
        
               | SahAssar wrote:
               | Are you talking about threads or channels? It sounds like
               | you are describing what slack calls channels.
        
               | relaxing wrote:
               | Yes, in the places I've used Slack, channels were the
               | default mode of communication.
        
               | WorldMaker wrote:
               | It has "private" group chats in Chats tab and all
               | meetings auto-create group chats. At various points I've
               | tried to push conversations into a proper Team and
               | threaded chat, but the "convenience" of just sending a
               | chat message in last week's meeting chat or some hand-
               | built group chat rather than just finding the right Team
               | channel seems to keep winning out more often than not.
        
               | brookst wrote:
               | In chat, just go to New Chat and add as many people as
               | you want. Boom, unthreaded group chat. You can rename it
               | to a topic or group name.
        
               | relaxing wrote:
               | But then what's the point of the "Teams" part of Teams?
        
               | tablespoon wrote:
               | > I'm also confused because almost all of my company's
               | Teams usage happens in unthreaded chats.
               | 
               | Yeah, having a feature doesn't mean people use the
               | feature.
        
           | terpimost wrote:
           | If you guys really like threads I suggest to use Zulip which
           | is open source thread based team chat
        
           | make3 wrote:
           | i think you're confusing slack and discord, everything is in
           | threads in slack
        
           | shp0ngle wrote:
           | in my experience, the threads in Teams suck so much that
           | everyone just moves chat to private groups that are still un-
           | threaded.
           | 
           | in my company, we moved from slack to teams, and EVERYTHING
           | just moved to giant private chats.
        
           | Hackbraten wrote:
           | Have you tried sending code snippets via Teams using
           | ```-fenced code blocks?
           | 
           | The result looks normal. But once the recipient tries to
           | actually use the code, it breaks horribly, because Teams has
           | a habit of sprinkling it with non-breaking spaces.
           | 
           | This issue has been going on for years. I feel it makes Teams
           | utterly unusable in software development teams.
        
           | aliqot wrote:
           | teams search is ass.
        
           | nunez wrote:
           | I'm with you. I only hate Teams because of how resource-
           | intensive it is. It would be my preferred experience
           | otherwise. Microsoft is seriously investing in it, and
           | everyone uses it.
        
           | barbazoo wrote:
           | > I much prefer thread-based chat than message based chat.
           | Teams forces people to use top message as a topic, then
           | respond to messages under that topic. Slack message is just a
           | message.
           | 
           | Slack has threads:
           | https://slack.com/help/articles/115000769927-Use-threads-
           | to-...
        
             | dijit wrote:
             | I tried Zulip with the rust community and it completely
             | _ruined_ slacks "threads" for me.
             | 
             | Its the equivalent between a pot noodle and a steak dinner.
             | 
             | Zulip has a lot of other issues though, the app and on-
             | boarding... but I really struggle to enjoy slack now.
             | 
             | teams, however, is a total dumpster fire for serious
             | communication outside of video meetings and some minor ad-
             | hoc 1:1 interactions.
        
               | radicalbyte wrote:
               | Crashing constantly and being a resource hog killed Slack
               | for me.
               | 
               | That and DMs being visible to whoever pays.
        
               | alluro2 wrote:
               | Teams, specifically on Mac and Linux, has been a shit-
               | show of instability, weird one-off behavior, blank
               | screens on start, login loops etc for my team. With how
               | amazingly well Microsoft did with Visual Studio Code,
               | it's a bummer how it seems that none of that expertise
               | can be translated to other teams (in this case, the Teams
               | one) as well...
        
               | radicalbyte wrote:
               | Teams crashes my 5950x in video calls. Otherwise no
               | issues but I can't claim to have used it much.
               | 
               | Discord is by far the best of the bunch combined with
               | Jitsi.
        
           | dathinab wrote:
           | I agree that Slack chat is pretty bad for "technical" (or
           | other detailed) discussions and in my experience the video
           | chat is more likely to not work well.
        
           | ghshephard wrote:
           | I'm guessing you have a different experience with slack than
           | I have - because important channels are frequently set to
           | "Alert" - it's _extraordinarily_ bad behavior (to the point
           | at which you are chastised and coached by your manager) - to
           | ever respond to a message in a channel without threading. We
           | have a broad array of  "THREAD-PLEASE" Emoji's that you get
           | hit with in the first week or two when you onboard if you do
           | that.
           | 
           | We've taken it next level here - whenever there is an
           | incident - not only don't you respond as a message in the
           | channel, you get a _new channel_ (created by a Bot when IMOC
           | declares an incident) per incident, so all of the activity
           | for that incident is self-contained (can be many, many
           | thousands of messages) - and, of course, even in that split
           | out channel (which is only talking about a single incident) -
           | even there you need to respond on threads, never as a new
           | message.
        
         | yread wrote:
         | Teams is not so bad. People only use it if there is no other
         | way and no one is sending animated stuff or memes on it..Much
         | better than Slack in that regard
        
         | iliekcomputers wrote:
         | How is this the worst part lmao?
        
           | nvr219 wrote:
           | You've clearly never used Teams.
           | 
           | But in all seriousness Teams is fine for chat and video.
        
             | jonp888 wrote:
             | I didn't know it did anything apart from Chat and Video.
             | Perhaps that's why I don't have any problem with it.
             | 
             | What am I missing?
        
             | roboben wrote:
             | I used it for two years next to WebEx and it is the worst
             | of all. Not only UX is the worst (cannot have a normal
             | channel, everything is a thread, you cannot change
             | alignment of messages) also the rate of people complaining
             | their Teams does not work was staggering.
        
               | isbjorn16 wrote:
               | You can have a channel, of sorts. You add people to a
               | giant group message and change the title.
               | 
               | Voila. Channel. You need to know someone in the channel
               | to add you _to_ the channel, but suddenly you can avoid
               | that threaded bullshit.
               | 
               | God I hate using teams
        
           | flappyeagle wrote:
           | If I were forced to use teams I would quit. At least if
           | you're laid off you get serverance
        
             | m348e912 wrote:
             | >>If I were forced to use teams I would quit.
             | 
             | It's funny to hear this because if I were looking for a job
             | one of the selling points for me would be if they used
             | teams.
             | 
             | I'm on it all day, I present and run video meetings on it.
             | I use it on different devices. It's not perfect by any
             | means, but I'm confident that it will do what I need it to
             | do.
             | 
             | My only guess is you're on a linux desktop and you don't
             | use an enterprise deployment of teams and perhaps you're
             | using the web version of the client. In that case, yes I
             | feel for you.
        
               | flappyeagle wrote:
               | I'm on an M1 macbook. Teams is extremely bad. I don't
               | know how to describe it tersely other than everything
               | kinda sucks. I work remotely and take a lot of meeting,
               | so it's like my office in a way... an office that's
               | cramped, leaky, ugly, uncomfortable, and cold.
        
               | xur17 wrote:
               | > My only guess is you're on a linux desktop and you
               | don't use an enterprise deployment of teams
               | 
               | Is there an enterprise deployment of teams that makes it
               | not suck on linux?
        
               | markeibes wrote:
               | I use it on an M1 Max Macbook Pro and it's the worst
               | piece of software on it.
        
               | blincoln wrote:
               | I use enterprise Teams on a Windows 10 laptop and it is
               | the worst overall chat/conferencing experience for me in
               | over 25 years of technical work.
               | 
               | About the only thing I can say in its favour is that I've
               | rarely had trouble with video or audio quality.
               | 
               | It is an unbelievable performance hog. It launches
               | something like 8-10 processes, one of which defaults to
               | running at above normal priority. Despite this,
               | frequently text chat messages will lag ~30 seconds
               | between notification and appearing in the actual chat
               | window. Even clicking on UI elements like buttons will
               | often have a lag of 5-10 seconds. If I'm on a video call,
               | it uses more CPU than any other process, including my
               | browsers (~50 tabs open across ~10 windows) and a Kali
               | Linux VM running in VMware Workstation.
               | 
               | The UX is awful. For example, there is no way to
               | permanently reorder the list of channels you're in (not
               | even sorted alphabetically). It's always the order you
               | joined them every time you start up Teams. My list of
               | channels is something like 50 long, so I basically just
               | have to search for the one I want, because the
               | alternative is to scroll through the list and read every
               | line.
               | 
               | There are bizarre bugs. Sometimes I'll join a video call,
               | but it will be a "ghost call" where I can hear the
               | participants, but there's no window for me to interact
               | with, so all I can do is close Teams entirely and start
               | over. Sometimes I won't be able to unmute myself, so
               | everyone will wonder why I'm not responding. Today I saw
               | a new one where random members of the call had their
               | video feeds replaced with empty black space (no profile
               | photo/letter).
               | 
               | It's unbelievable to me that I could use IRC, MSN
               | Messenger, and any number of other chat apps on a PC 20+
               | years ago and get a snappy response time, and yet Teams
               | still feels like it's mired in a swamp running on
               | hardware that's something like 100x faster and with
               | 20-50x the amount of RAM.
               | 
               | Something like 15 years ago, I was troubleshooting a
               | SharePoint issue and discovered that even though it was
               | using a SQL Server database to store everything, instead
               | of taking advantage of the power of a good database
               | design and platform, all of the kind of object affected
               | by the problem were stored as enormous XML blobs inside a
               | single column, with SharePoint doing a SELECT * and then
               | acting as its own terrible inner faux-database layer. I
               | have to imagine that Teams is a similar "don't ask how
               | the sausage is made" kind of situation, where MS
               | basically shipped an early prototype instead of
               | productionizing it.
        
               | jrochkind1 wrote:
               | > Today I saw a new one where random members of the call
               | had their video feeds replaced with empty black space (no
               | profile photo/letter).
               | 
               | Oh yeah, this has been happening to us lately. Quitting
               | Teams (not just disconnecting from video meeting) and
               | restarting seems to restore.
        
               | mrtranscendence wrote:
               | I use Teams on a relatively modern Intel MacBook Pro. My
               | chief complaint is that it _murders_ my battery -- I
               | barely get two hours when I 'm on Teams video calls. But
               | there are other issues.
               | 
               | For example, sometimes the window just disappears when
               | it's in the background. When that happens I don't get any
               | notifications, so unless I notice that Teams has bugged
               | out I'll miss when someone tries to contact me. And
               | recently, video has become weirdly bugged -- I see people
               | twitch around like I'm watching a bad horror movie, and
               | sometimes they flash red. No idea what that's about but I
               | can't seem to fix it. It's not going to kill me but it's
               | uncomfortable to watch.
               | 
               | More minor, but search is a mess, and notifications
               | aren't great.
               | 
               | Other than that I guess it's OK.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | mrtranscendence wrote:
               | Oh, it also plays poorly with virtual desktops (or
               | whatever the feature is called on MacOS). If I switch
               | from the desktop with the Teams window to another
               | desktop, then cmd-tab back to Teams, it will switch the
               | active application to Teams but won't switch back to the
               | desktop with the actual Teams window. This is
               | infuriating.
               | 
               | It seems to have something to do with the fact that, when
               | on a call, Teams is active in every desktop (with a
               | stupid little video window). But it persists even when
               | you're not on a call.
        
         | jesuspiece wrote:
         | They've always been remote first anyway, I wonder why waste the
         | money
        
         | encryptluks2 wrote:
         | Agreed. Probably worse than Teams is Azure, Windows, etc. While
         | things have changed Microsoft would give grief to developers
         | that wanted to run Linux and that was really into open source.
        
         | hodgesrm wrote:
         | > The worst part of this is that everyone at GitHub is now
         | forced to use Microsoft Teams.
         | 
         | On the plus side it means that some people will welcome a
         | layoff with severance.
        
         | bmy78 wrote:
         | Teams is the result of Microsoft taking a look at Slack and
         | saying, how can we make this feel more like Excel?
        
           | roboben wrote:
           | Internal code name was Slack360
        
             | [deleted]
        
             | amarshall wrote:
             | 365? Also can't tell if you're serious or joking.
        
               | yjftsjthsd-h wrote:
               | The joke is that MS brands its online services as "365",
               | but they have enough outages for people to say things
               | along the lines of "more like Microsoft 360, amiright?"
        
               | wincy wrote:
               | We use this joke at work all the time, any time a
               | Microsoft service is down we call it "Microsoft 359".
               | It's the work equivalent of a dad joke.
        
               | bialpio wrote:
               | Huh, when I saw it first I read it more as: "360 is a
               | full turn, so Slack360 just means same thing as Slack"
        
               | roboben wrote:
               | This is unintentionally funny
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | roboben wrote:
               | Lol Im meant to joke about the Microsoft product naming
               | and got it wrong which somehow makes it more funny (read
               | the other comments why)
        
             | graphe wrote:
             | Because when you saw it you walked 360 degrees away
        
               | lostmsu wrote:
               | 360 is a full circle, e.g. you'd turn right back toward
               | it.
        
               | xbar wrote:
               | Let me help you--that's the joke.
        
               | deadbunny wrote:
               | Au contraire: https://i.imgur.com/PS1Vb6p.gif
        
               | peteradio wrote:
               | 360 degrees away? Why don't you try this and see how far
               | you get. Look at something now turn a full circle (360
               | degrees) and start walking, become amazed that whatever
               | you were looking at is now closer.
        
               | albrewer wrote:
               | As a teenager circa 2007, I would troll in World of
               | Warcraft's Trade chat with a variant of this joke.
        
           | LarryMullins wrote:
           | I wish I could believe that Microsoft appreciates Excel that
           | much. Excel is one of the most empowering applications ever
           | written and the single greatest thing Microsoft has ever been
           | involved with.
        
             | TheRealDunkirk wrote:
             | Credit where due, spreadsheet applications were already
             | established AND bundled into suites by the time Microsoft
             | got around to leveraging their market position to make
             | Office the de facto standard. But, yeah, I owe most of my
             | career to making real web apps out of badly designed, hard
             | to use, vile to share, yet somehow better than nothing
             | Excel workbooks. Even with all the modern trappings, and
             | besides specific applications like Photoshop or CATIA, you
             | could probably still run a company on just email and Excel,
             | because people will make Excel do whatever they need, no
             | matter how lumbering the monster becomes.
        
               | twoodfin wrote:
               | That undersells the innovation of Excel, which started
               | out as a Macintosh exclusive before being ported to
               | Windows.
               | 
               | It was the first major spreadsheet to be GUI-based from
               | the ground up. It didn't need Office bundling (which came
               | much later) to dominate, it was by far the superior
               | spreadsheet in the Windows 3.0/3.1 era.
        
               | TheRealDunkirk wrote:
               | > by far the superior spreadsheet in the Windows 3.0/3.1
               | era
               | 
               | Quattro Pro is waiting outside the door. He says he'd
               | like to have a word. ;-)
        
             | mFixman wrote:
             | It's still a pretty awful tool, and anybody who wondered
             | what the 109 means in `subtotal(109, A:A)` thinks the same.
             | 
             | Excel is so successful that competitors need to copy its
             | bad parts.
        
             | codethief wrote:
             | > I wish I could believe that Microsoft appreciates Excel
             | that much
             | 
             | Yeah, I don't think they really appreciate the Excel pro
             | scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubbVvKbUfY
        
             | ijustlovemath wrote:
             | What most techies don't get about Excel is that people
             | wouldn't build their businesses around it if it weren't _a
             | really powerful abstraction_. Sure, a dev could set up a
             | CRUD app, but then you need a dev, which is far outside the
             | budget of most SMBs. Rather than Excel being the root of
             | all evil, we should view it as the empowerment tool that it
             | really is!
        
               | twoodfin wrote:
               | When SPJ of Haskell fame was working for Microsoft, he
               | put together a fantastic presentation on this theme:
               | 
               | https://www.lambdadays.org/static/upload/media/1616736415
               | 929...
        
           | AtNightWeCode wrote:
           | Well, Excel does not come with a complete broken auth. MS
           | posts stats of how horrible the Internet sec is and it is
           | just that you mostly can't even use the service without going
           | into auth hell.
        
           | yohannparis wrote:
           | I don't see where is that a problem? People who will be using
           | Teams are people using Office 365 daily. Having a cohesive
           | ecosystem makes complete sense. From a UX too.
        
             | widowlark wrote:
             | The problem is that its very top heavy and is not well
             | done, has lots of UI bugs and really is a pain to work with
        
               | axlee wrote:
               | For meetings, calls, screensharing, and scheduling it's
               | superior to Slack in every single way. Written experience
               | is worse though. If only Slack spent a month writing a
               | "Schedule a meeting with those people, and add the
               | meeting with a link to everyone's calendar" feature, they
               | would be on par.
        
               | jrochkind1 wrote:
               | One reason Slack maybe doens't, is nobody actually
               | chooses Teams over Slack because of feature set. They
               | choose Teams over Slack because it's "good enough" and
               | included with Office360 which they already have. Meeting
               | Teams feature set may not actually get Slack any more
               | customers at all.
        
               | axlee wrote:
               | We do use Teams and Slack, Teams for scheduled meetings
               | and Slack for everything else, just because Slack's
               | scheduling is non-existent while something great comes
               | out of the box from Teams (and yes, also because we get
               | it "for free" through O365, and wouldn't be paying for
               | Zoom). We wouldn't have to deal with Teams if Slack upped
               | their game.
        
               | persedes wrote:
               | On par won't be enough for slack though if teams
               | comes"for free" with your existing office subscription.
        
               | vikram2784 wrote:
               | Totally agree. MS Teams is super agonizing to work with.
        
             | TheRealDunkirk wrote:
             | The problem is that Teams is used by companies who have IT
             | departments that do absolutely insane things like DELETE
             | THE CHAT HISTORY AFTER 24 HOURS because of some sort of
             | perverse, contrived "security" issue. These are the morons
             | that Microsoft is selling to, and giving advice to as on
             | how to configure it. So you wind up with a system that's
             | almost worse than not having anything at all. Our
             | Sharepoint installation was so bad, Microsoft was hired to
             | come in and "relaunch" it. As far as I can tell, nothing
             | has changed. Teams isn't necessarily evil, but it's a "code
             | smell" about the corporate IT culture if that's what the
             | company uses.
             | 
             | I'm old enough to remember when Skype was really neat, and
             | it's just another in a long, long line of grievances I'll
             | hold against Microsoft till I die.
        
               | WorldMaker wrote:
               | Companies love Microsoft because of how many footguns
               | they have available in settings and in group policy
               | configuration. The defaults for so many of the
               | applications are actually remarkably nice, and then it is
               | amazing how many IT departments see the massive list of
               | settings and group policy configurations as a buffet of
               | "security options" rather than a terrifying hall of
               | footguns, because who needs feet or nice things.
        
               | TheRealDunkirk wrote:
               | Well said.
        
               | jsnell wrote:
               | > DELETE THE CHAT HISTORY AFTER 24 HOURS because of some
               | sort of perverse, contrived "security" issue.
               | 
               | Seems much more likely to be due to legal reasons than
               | for security. If the chats are not retained, they can't
               | be found in discovery. (And given chat is even more
               | informal than email, people probably say a lot of things
               | they shouldn't in chat).
        
               | TheRealDunkirk wrote:
               | Look, I fully understand the reason given, and, like
               | government programs, it all sounds nice and looks good on
               | paper, but we are simply NOT in that litigious a business
               | space. And, frankly, simply deleting everything as we go
               | seems like something that public safety laws should
               | PREVENT, but I digress.
               | 
               | Back to the "code smell" of the IT department... For
               | instance, I opened a ticket for my new laptop for
               | something that is not common, but it can be self-selected
               | from the menu of requests to make, so it's not like it's
               | a one-off. After THREE WEEKS of emails and chats and
               | calls with NINE DIFFERENT PEOPLE, I found that we...
               | STARTED COMPLETELY OVER. It would have been nice to be
               | able to look back over the history to name and shame, and
               | point people back to what had already been done, since,
               | apparently whatever ticketing system they use is
               | completely useless.
               | 
               | So when even simple things take a month to do in your
               | company, having, say, 30 days of history is not
               | unreasonable. In fact, it's almost necessary.
        
               | eschneider wrote:
               | That seems like a more reasonable policy if you've ever
               | had your email/chat logs subpoenaed. If that stuff's auto
               | deleted, then it's easier to have open discussions there,
               | but yeah, no history.
               | 
               | It does change one's usage model.
        
             | version_five wrote:
             | It's not a cohesive ecosystem. Office + Zoom + Slack* is
             | way more cohesive than Office + Teams. There are specific
             | complaints, but overall one part of it is just the "tool
             | that does one thing well" vs Frankenstein that tries to do
             | everything idea
             | 
             | *except I can't copy paste images from slack into office
             | documents, this is a major hassle
        
             | oneplane wrote:
             | People who use Teams are people who have had it forced upon
             | them. Make of that what you will.
        
         | focom wrote:
         | The worst about teams is that they still haven't implemented a
         | corrected markdown editor. Its a pain to copy code into it
        
           | rightbyte wrote:
           | What is even worse is that when you copy code from it it
           | might introduce no break spaces that wont show upp in a code
           | diff but e.g. break your server config.
        
       | bhaavan wrote:
       | Gitlab and Github look like they are forked from the same branch.
       | https://www.cnbc.com/2023/02/09/gitlab-layoffs-company-to-cu...
        
         | jamesgill wrote:
         | git reset --hard
        
           | ramesh31 wrote:
           | git push -f
        
             | kalnins wrote:
             | git branch -D *
        
               | pelasaco wrote:
               | 'git blame!
        
         | madduci wrote:
         | [flagged]
        
           | shagie wrote:
           | If you're going to use that joke, use Copilot as that's a
           | GitHub product.
           | 
           | And it can't.
           | 
           | And its a boring joke.
        
           | throw1234651234 wrote:
           | Except it can't. See:
           | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34648167
        
           | Raed667 wrote:
           | I'm so tired of this joke/take whatever it is ..
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | xpe wrote:
         | This metaphor doesn't work for me. Source code is not analogous
         | to organizational behavior.
         | 
         | Not to mention it gives readers confused context about the
         | link, which is about GitLab layoffs.
        
           | drewcoo wrote:
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway's_law
        
           | nfw2 wrote:
           | It's not a metaphor...it's a joke
        
             | proc0 wrote:
             | Or maybe a prediction.
        
               | pc86 wrote:
               | Nope, just a joke.
        
               | brookst wrote:
               | git doesn't have branch prediction
        
               | fragmede wrote:
               | maybe with colab v3 or so.
        
               | oneplane wrote:
               | gpt-git might have branch prediction, but it might also
               | have side-channel attacks
        
               | 60secs wrote:
               | make sure your git branch is set to protected
        
           | roboben wrote:
           | xpe is taking everything 100% serious here.
        
             | mcast wrote:
             | Their post sounds like a ChatGPT response
        
             | xpe wrote:
             | I have a sense of humor; the above was meh
             | 
             | P.S. and that attempt at humor definitely involved metaphor
        
           | eclipxe wrote:
           | whoosh.
        
       | jiocrag wrote:
       | Fortune now confirming: https://fortune.com/2023/02/09/github-is-
       | laying-off-10-of-st...
        
         | trynewideas wrote:
         | Another stupid demonym in a layoff letter!
         | 
         | a Lattician, a Flexporter, a Scalien, a Relativian, a Plaid, a
         | Swyftxer, an Elastician, a Krakenite, a Dragon, an Asana, a
         | Wistian, a Nuron, a Bird, a Twilion, a Pitcher, an Olivian, a
         | Snyker, a Panda, an Astronaut, a Superhuman, a VTEXer, a
         | Klarnaut, a Lacer, a Mozillian, a Paddler, an Oyster, a
         | SoundHounder, a Vimean, a Zoopligan, a Motive, a Stasher, a
         | Plerker, a Lokaliser, a Courserian, a Udacian, a Racker, a
         | Gitpodder, a Dutonian, a Googler, a HubSpotter, a Workmate, a
         | Splunker, a Zoomie, an eBayer, and a Hubber
        
           | majewsky wrote:
           | If you start the joke format, you have to commit to it.
           | 
           | A Lattician, a Flexporter, ..., an eBayer and a Hubber walk
           | into a bar. But in the end, they can't afford getting
           | anything to drink since they've been laid off.
        
         | itsdrewmiller wrote:
         | https://archive.ph/QDerR
        
         | mardifoufs wrote:
         | >i) Effective immediately, we will be moving laptop refreshes
         | from three years to four years. ii) We will be moving to
         | Microsoft Teams for the sole purpose of video conferencing,
         | saving significant cost and simplifying cross-company and
         | customer conversations
         | 
         | Layoffs and having to use teams? Talk about a morale hit
        
           | ryanwinchester wrote:
           | I worked at a company that used Teams for video conferencing
           | and Slack for chat. The fact that they specifically said
           | "Teams for video conferencing" reminded me of that.
           | 
           | To be honest, it's not awful if you're only using it for
           | that.
        
           | corndoge wrote:
           | Teams for video, not so bad. If they were replacing Slack
           | with Teams, that would be horrible.
        
             | jjeaff wrote:
             | Surely they are just trying to gradually switch everything
             | to Teams. Seems weird to use a slack clone for video chat
             | only but continue to use slack for the chat.
        
               | robryan wrote:
               | Isn't it more the scheduling of meetings? Does slack have
               | a reasonable way to schedule huddles and integrate them
               | with calendars? My company does scheduled meetings on
               | teams and everything else on slack.
        
             | shagie wrote:
             | > ii) We will be moving to Microsoft Teams for the sole
             | purpose of video conferencing, saving significant cost and
             | simplifying cross-company and customer conversations. This
             | move will be complete by September 1, 2023. We will remain
             | on Slack as our day-to-day collaboration tool.
        
               | chrisandchris wrote:
               | I really love when one brings in more tools. So let's use
               | Slack for text, Teams for audio and Zoom for video.
               | 
               | It's like most people forgot that in the early days there
               | was a phone and it worked just perfect. Everyone was
               | reachable through it. Now I need to check multiple
               | channels for the same thing.
        
               | [deleted]
        
             | bhouston wrote:
             | Teams isn't that bad overall compared to Slack these days.
        
           | meindnoch wrote:
           | Ugh. Being forced to use Microsoft products is worse than
           | getting laid off tbh...
        
           | seti0Cha wrote:
           | I've never used Teams. Why does everybody hate it?
        
             | adra wrote:
             | The video is largely fine for my uses (last couple years
             | it's come a long way), but the text platform is just so bad
             | for me sitting with it and slack at my desk. Like night and
             | day.
        
             | bionade24 wrote:
             | VSCode is often stated as the best-performing Electron
             | software, Teams is at the opposite end.
        
           | intelVISA wrote:
           | Forcing people to use Teams wouldn't fly in a just world:
           | it's a very cruel and unusual punishment.
        
           | dsabanin wrote:
           | That's very weird pairing indeed. Some people are definitely
           | going to hate Teams just because of the context it was
           | presented in.
        
           | grepfru_it wrote:
           | I wonder why they are not talking about the elephant in the
           | room, the AWS spend. Cut back on that and these layoffs
           | probably aren't necessary. The problem is the sheer size of
           | GitHub data and the unreliability of Azure. There is an
           | entire datacenter that is unused because data locality
           | severely limits performance.
        
             | umeshunni wrote:
             | Moving from AWS to Azure is an order of orders of magnitude
             | harder than moving from Zoom to Teams.
        
             | mardifoufs wrote:
             | Are they using both AWS and Azure?
        
           | patrakov wrote:
           | But what's wrong with Teams? It works well enough for me in
           | Firefox on Linux. But OK, I only joined customer-initiated
           | meetings, and was never presenting, only watching and
           | talking, so maybe never used some important but non-working
           | feature.
        
             | version_five wrote:
             | I have a small business and I use teams - as part of
             | office365 it's a fully featured video chat plus messaging
             | tool. It would be redundant to also have slack and zoom
             | (not sure what all github is consolidating into teams)
             | 
             | But it also feels more cumbersome. With unlimited money I'd
             | probably use slack and zoom instead. There are just so many
             | little confusions, weird stuff where a team is has a
             | sharepoint but it's not exactly a sharepoint, and it's
             | never obvious where stuff is, and it defaults to opening
             | office documents in some crippled teams-specific reader
             | instead of their usual application. I know there's logic
             | underneath it all, it just feels more clunky and enterprisy
             | then the relatively seamless experience of other software.
             | 
             | (Edit having just seen the parallel post to mine: the
             | default email notifications are obscene. Getting an email
             | because I didn't look at a message after one hour is super
             | annoying, and is borderline "bullying" in a corporate
             | environment. It's possible to turn it off, but the defaults
             | suck)
        
             | boomskats wrote:
             | It is grossly inadequate when it comes to searching for and
             | retrieving historical text conversations. For software
             | developers, who depend on being able to search for a
             | decision or mention or piece of code from a few weeks ago,
             | it's downright unusable. Especially if they're used to
             | Slack.
        
               | ahepp wrote:
               | It blows my mind the ways MS Teams finds new and creative
               | ways to mangle and destroy my chat history.
               | 
               | Just about the most important thing a business chat app
               | could do, right?
        
             | outworlder wrote:
             | > and was never presenting
             | 
             | Ah. There you go.
             | 
             | It's even worse on non Apple silicon Macs. It doesn't seem
             | to care that you have an I7.
             | 
             | Zoom call quality is far superior and the client is less of
             | a pig (if you don't use Team's web version).
             | 
             | Now, for _text conversations_? Teams is borderline
             | unusable. Given the option I 'd rather use IRC (Team search
             | is horrible anyway). If you are used to Slack, it's
             | horrible.
        
             | gorjusborg wrote:
             | I think that teams is good for meeting scheduling and
             | conferencing.
             | 
             | For a primary communication channel, teams is terrible.
             | 
             | As long as I can use an IRC inspired tool (slack, discord,
             | irc) to chat, I'll tolerate teams as a virtual conference
             | room.
        
             | ilyt wrote:
             | The code display is utter shit, no proper markdown support
             | and teams (what other chats call "channels" forcing
             | threading for one.
             | 
             | Writing bots for it is also painful.
        
             | TuringNYC wrote:
             | Four immediate difficulties:
             | 
             | It will often silently log you out. Then, you're sending
             | messages going into the ether, assuming you are
             | communicating. Except you are not. You have a silent
             | morning w/o any firedrills, until at 11am, you discover
             | you're silently logged out and there was a small popup
             | screen that is hidden asking you to log in again.
             | 
             | You are on a Teams video call, and you cant seem to create
             | another window on your phone to look at chats. Makes no
             | sense.
             | 
             | The real estate required for Teams is so huge. Slack is
             | incredibly space-efficient but Teams is not. Much like MSN
             | Messenger, a lot of the space seems like deadspace.
             | 
             | Cant keep a great group chat by turning it into a channel.
        
             | ccouzens wrote:
             | Did video work in Firefox? They must have fixed that. I
             | remember having to launch it in Chrome to join meetings.
             | 
             | Maybe it wasn't specifically Teams, but screen sharing used
             | to be a massive performance hit (MBP around the year 2019).
             | I remember giving a demo, and a response from a keycloak
             | container I was running locally timed out.
             | 
             | It made it very awkward to copy and paste multiple messages
             | in a chat.
        
             | Eji1700 wrote:
             | I've honestly never had any issues with it but our use case
             | is pretty light so I'm not sure what other people are
             | missing from it
        
             | mardifoufs wrote:
             | For me it's that notifications are so inconsistent that I
             | can never rely on them. Sometimes I get them, but sometimes
             | I don't even if I'm actively using my PC. On Windows the
             | performance is ok, but it absolutely ruins my MacBook's
             | battery even when using the ARM native version.
             | 
             | Another thing is that I have to use Intune to use Teams on
             | my phone. Now, I know that's a choice the IT department
             | made, and my employer is to blame here. But at least Zoom
             | and Slack don't even give them the option to mandate
             | bundling literal spyware.
             | 
             | I also dislike the concept of having teams and chats in
             | separate places, with the two having a completely different
             | flow of usage.
        
             | m-ee wrote:
             | -It regularly sends me notifications that there's new
             | messages in threads I'm in. The new messages are from me
             | 
             | -The phone dial in option doesn't exist when you call
             | someone through teams. Only on scheduled meetings. My
             | laptop has audio issues so I have to awkwardly decline
             | calls and send a meeting invite to whoever was trying to
             | reach me.
             | 
             | -Sharing a file in the chat for a meeting puts it into some
             | incomprehensible internal sharepoint structure that is tied
             | to that specific meeting instance and is difficult to ever
             | find again.
             | 
             | -Switching from speaker to Bluetooth headphones on my phone
             | regularly crashes or freezes the app.
             | 
             | -Worst search feature I've ever seen for a messaging app.
             | If I manage to find the right keyword it will take me
             | directly to the message, but not show the rest of the
             | thread the message was in. I have to use the date and
             | scroll back up until I hit in in the regular view.
        
               | ccouzens wrote:
               | > -Sharing a file in the chat for a meeting puts it into
               | some incomprehensible internal sharepoint structure that
               | is tied to that specific meeting instance and is
               | difficult to ever find again.
               | 
               | And prevents you reusing file names. If you uploaded
               | "image.png" or "notes.txt" to a "Team" (room) once, it
               | will make it awkward if someone tries to upload another
               | file with the same name in the future.
        
               | tck42 wrote:
               | Does it at least pick a good spot for it in Sharepoint? A
               | bit off topic but at my last job we used the Webex -
               | Sharepoint "integration" and it worked the same way but
               | it would just prompt you for where to share it from in
               | the folder structure, but from the root. Inevitably
               | people would just create a folder and share it, but the
               | default permissions on the folder would mean nobody had
               | access to it but the sharer. So you'd add the people in
               | the room (manually) and then when someone new joined the
               | room you'd need to manually add them as well, every
               | time... We were a little surprised that the integration
               | wouldn't automatically grant access to anyone in the
               | room.
               | 
               | Terrible UX.
        
               | ccouzens wrote:
               | I think it was at least better than that. I don't
               | remember having permission issues with uploaded files.
               | 
               | It's been a while, so I can't remember exactly where it
               | put them. But the directory structure had the room name
               | in it. As a user I didn't get a choice where they went.
        
               | gertlex wrote:
               | On my (Android) phone: In order to use bluetooth
               | headphones, I have to FIRST open the "join meeting"
               | screen, connect the device (or turn off, then turn back
               | on if I was already using it), then join.
               | 
               | Only app that has this issue with bluetooth audio. WTF.
        
               | mullen wrote:
               | The thing that drives me crazy about Teams is that I
               | can't figure out how to start a quick meeting. Just a
               | single button that is easy to find that when I click it,
               | it just makes a meeting for me. Does not matter the team
               | or organization, just make a meeting and let me copy the
               | details to send to people.
        
               | jontro wrote:
               | Just checked, press the calendar and click meet now.
        
           | afro88 wrote:
           | Slowing down laptop refreshes is so short sighted. One of the
           | cheapest productivity boosts you can give someone is a faster
           | laptop. Better than hiring another dev to join a bloated
           | team.
        
             | phpisthebest wrote:
             | Laptops are not advancing that much yoy and a 3 year cycle
             | is already aggressive.
             | 
             | 4 years was the standard for a long time, these days many
             | companies are moving to 5 or even 6 years for laptops.
             | 
             | Hell right now I have employees at 4 years that refuse to
             | change out their laptops because they have no problems with
             | them and want to keep them longer
        
           | throwanem wrote:
           | Not half so much as leaving open the question of who gets cut
           | through the balance of H1.
        
           | romellem wrote:
           | I'm not kidding, one of the reasons I left my last job was
           | when our parent company forced Outlook, Sharepoint, and Teams
           | on us (vs. Google mail, Google Drive, and Slack). That change
           | on its own isn't the worst thing of course, there were other
           | reasons why I was considering leaving, but it was definitely
           | one of the last straws.
           | 
           | Those MS solutions are just worse than the competition, and
           | getting frustrated at your bugged technology because the
           | parent company decides it can save some money is just trading
           | employee satisfaction for dollars.
        
             | ApolloFortyNine wrote:
             | Gmail is so much better than outlook it's honestly insane.
             | The way it handles email chains is infinitely better than
             | outlooks, which often leads to responses just getting lost
             | when someone replies all to a message that wasn't the most
             | recent.
             | 
             | Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if this is 'our' fault, as
             | I'm sure someone will point out. But in the years of using
             | Gmail at my last employer, it just worked.
        
               | rnk wrote:
               | I love gmail, use it every day. But the chat in the paid
               | corp version of email is so painful. I hate it with a
               | passion. Gmail also now has the stupid left side bar
               | where it doesn't show the gmail folders unless you click
               | first. I wish gmail chat would just copy slack.
        
             | albrewer wrote:
             | > getting frustrated at your bugged technology because the
             | parent company decides it can save some money
             | 
             | It doesn't even save money - the cost is just shifted from
             | subscription expenses to lower dev team productivity.
             | Management can't measure the latter as easily as the
             | former, and arguing against switching is a much more
             | complex argument to understand than "this number is bigger
             | than that one".
        
             | galkk wrote:
             | Outlook is more or less fine, but share point and teams are
             | abominations
        
               | travisgriggs wrote:
               | I credit Outlook with the downfall of email as a defacto
               | form of internet communication.
        
               | disgruntledphd2 wrote:
               | The calendar in Outlook is waaaay better than the Google
               | one, though.
        
               | TheRealDunkirk wrote:
               | I want whatever you're smoking. Outlook is the poster
               | child for overengineered software. It's the pointy end of
               | Microsoft's attempt to make their software be all things
               | to all IT department buyers' checklists.
        
               | saiya-jin wrote:
               | I don't know if its some crap in our top tier banking
               | corporation's customization of Office 2016 suite, but
               | outlook feels I am in Windows 95 era, running maybe some
               | 486 DX2/66MHz machine with fabulous 8MB of RAM and loud
               | clicky slow HDD.
               | 
               | I click on email, it takes few seconds to render that few
               | lines of text. I click on one below, same 3-5 seconds.
               | Emails I read few mins ago. Click on Calendar, again 3-5
               | seconds for switch. But then teams is same, effin' chat
               | and nothing more, but also has proper UI bugs visible all
               | the time, ie read stuff still has notifications. Having
               | web call in it with screen share kills CPU for good. Our
               | hardware is not the best currently but pretty recent and
               | definitely things should be _smooth_.
               | 
               | What is it, implemented in javascript?
        
             | pugworthy wrote:
             | I'm curious whether this approach to career/job selection
             | is sustainable in a downturn. You can do this kind of "I
             | quit because..." thing if you have many opportunities and
             | options. But when things are tight? Good luck to you, as
             | they say.
             | 
             | One aspect of where I work (large old tech company) is that
             | we value those that can adapt. You aren't judged as much by
             | your skill set as you are by how you use your skills or
             | work with the skills others have. Sure, there are limits
             | and this doesn't mean you become the metaphorical frog in
             | the slowly heating pot of water.
        
               | noirbot wrote:
               | They didn't say they'd never work somewhere with MS
               | tools, just that that was part of the reason for leaving.
               | I totally get it. If your employer is telling you a major
               | part of your job is communication and giving you bad
               | communication tools it's like if you got hired to be a
               | chef and were given a camping stove.
               | 
               | There's certainly folks who enjoy the challenge or
               | adaptation, but it does show a certain attitude towards
               | the work and workers if your management doesn't think you
               | need good tools to do the job well.
               | 
               | I'd stick around in a bad job if I thought I couldn't get
               | something better, but it definitely means I'm looking to
               | leave when things recover.
        
         | thrownaway561 wrote:
         | non-paywall https://archive.is/QDerR
        
         | UncleOxidant wrote:
         | https://archive.is/QDerR
        
       | mathverse wrote:
       | I am absolutely certain this is to suppress wages and employee
       | rights. It is a coordinated effort across the industry and should
       | be immediately investigated.
        
         | ilrwbwrkhv wrote:
         | Nah. These are all dumb companies which people shouldn't have
         | joined in the first place. You won't find companies like Valve
         | doing this. Join a good company people, instead of dumb, boring
         | ones run by another run of the mill CEO.
        
           | okdood64 wrote:
           | Can you elaborate on Valve? Why would Valve not do this? What
           | makes it different?
        
             | cacois wrote:
             | Not that I agree with the above comment, but Valve is a
             | private company. Hence, they would not be beholden to
             | shareholder pressures. Perhaps the argument the posted
             | intended was to never join a pubic company?
        
               | bob1029 wrote:
               | > Hence, they would not be beholden to shareholder
               | pressures.
               | 
               | Private companies have shareholders & related
               | interests/pressure as well.
        
               | mrtranscendence wrote:
               | True, but Gabe Newell owns over 50% of Valve so I'm
               | guessing the pressure in this case is more limited.
        
               | sahila wrote:
               | Even that wouldn't explain google and meta as the
               | founders own over 50% of voting shares.
        
             | ilrwbwrkhv wrote:
             | Cause it is a proper company run to solve problems and not
             | make money out of selling vaporware. It also doesn't hire
             | in bulk and has a culture which is a step away from all
             | this madness.
        
         | downrightmike wrote:
         | Any time labor makes headway against Capital, Capital Revolts.
         | Which is why we saw a lot of unionization in the past, it was
         | the only way to make any headway.
        
         | matwood wrote:
         | No. They all knew they over hired and were simply waiting for
         | the first one to make a move. And, if you look at the numbers
         | relatively, these are barely a scratch with the numbers hired
         | over the last few years.
        
         | andrew_ wrote:
         | Disagree. What we saw for the last 4-6 years was a 0% interest
         | rate phenomenon. The bubble has popped, hiring as a measure of
         | growth is over, and things are normalizing.
        
         | pm90 wrote:
         | It seems unlikely. Something as large as this would require a
         | lot of secrecy to be a coordinated effort and not get leaked.
         | 
         | Like a sibling comment said, its overwhelmingly more likely
         | that we're seeing just how bad leadership really is at Tech.
        
         | brink wrote:
         | What evidence do you have if you're absolutely certain?
        
           | Bilal_io wrote:
           | Hence the need for an investigation. I don't think there is
           | collusion, but I wouldn't be surprised.
           | 
           | My conspiracy (let me put the tinfoil hat on) is that
           | corporates and mega rich people wanted the recession badly
           | because they can benefit from it. But it didn't happen so
           | they're doing the layoffs and increasing prices to
           | manufacture the recession despite their all-time high
           | profits.
        
             | it_citizen wrote:
             | Genuine question. How would the mega rich benefit more from
             | the recession than from a stable or high growth
             | environment?
             | 
             | Seems easier to capture a bigger piece of the pie when the
             | pie is growing for everybody no and nobody complains?
             | 
             | Not to mention the social and political unrest which might
             | be triggered by a recession. Recent and old history has
             | shown times and times again that it is when people go
             | hungry or desperate that they challenge the established
             | social order.
        
               | willcipriano wrote:
               | Wages lag growth, have a high growth environment for a
               | few years and then cut off the faucet once people start
               | demanding higher wages.
               | 
               | It may not be a conspiracy but that is what's happening.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | Bilal_io wrote:
               | Two things contribute to why I think that:
               | 
               | History taught me that the rich benefit from piece and
               | from unrest.
               | 
               | Knowing human greed and that it's always greener on the
               | other side.
               | 
               | But as I said, it's just a conspiracy theory that the
               | recession is being manufactured.
        
         | strangescript wrote:
         | Tech companies know what some people are still pretending may
         | or may not happen. The economy is going to get super rough this
         | year and rates are not going to get cut any time soon.
        
         | debacle wrote:
         | The office closings or the layoffs?
        
         | fullshark wrote:
         | Was the pandemic hiring spree coordinated also? Just copycat
         | behavior the whole way through imo.
        
           | Ekaros wrote:
           | In the end it is all about what stock markets expect and
           | want. Before they wanted hiring, now they want layoffs. There
           | is really no collusion.
           | 
           | In general I think the true leadership of many of these
           | companies is overstated. Layoffs are way to appear to save
           | money so they are doing just that. And the pandemic seem to
           | have been growth in remote products, so they had to grow for
           | that. Even if most of the new workforce might not have been
           | needed.
        
           | dcchambers wrote:
           | The whole experience the last few years has taught me a
           | valuable lesson about how simple and reactive all of these
           | tech companies are. No one really knows what they are doing.
           | Other than a very few special people, most of the leaders at
           | these major tech companies are not super-geniuses. They are
           | human like the rest of us and subject to all that it means...
           | Irrational, over-reactive, subject to the whims of the stock
           | market, etc...
           | 
           | I was a young kid during the dotcom bubble and in highschool
           | during the '08 downturn so I wasn't really aware of the
           | macroenomocic trends in the industry then, but now that I am
           | older and deeply invested in the tech economy it's so
           | obvious.
        
             | chasely wrote:
             | I find it freeing to know that no one really knows what
             | they are doing. Looking into startup world from academia,
             | it seemed like these people really were thoughtful and
             | strategic in how they operated.
             | 
             | After getting into a couple very well funded startups, and
             | seeing how the sausage is made, you realize that no one
             | knows what they are doing. It's not that they're stupid,
             | just that business is hard and the environment is always
             | changing. Sure there might be some "master of the universe"
             | types, but you can create a good business solving the most
             | immediate and pressing problems.
        
               | matwood wrote:
               | Getting someone to give you money for a product is
               | _always_ hard. We see things all around us that we and
               | others pay for every day, but that 's just survivorship
               | bias. It doesn't stop many of us from thinking it's easy,
               | "there's n-billion people on the internet, if I can get
               | 1%..."
        
             | flangola7 wrote:
             | I'm not sure why anyone would think the people running
             | these companies are any more intelligent than anyone else.
             | In some intellect measures like emotional intelligence they
             | are even often quite weak.
        
           | webology wrote:
           | It's mostly copycat behavior.
           | https://news.stanford.edu/2022/12/05/explains-recent-tech-
           | la...
           | 
           | These companies are either setting all-time profit and
           | revenue numbers or just missing last year's all-time records.
           | Wall Street wasn't happy that they just missed their growth
           | targets, but keep in mind that all growth is compounded. So
           | they have never been more profitable, and yet here we are.
        
           | mcast wrote:
           | ZIRP allowed companies to borrow infinite money at almost no
           | cost
        
             | tchalla wrote:
             | Oh great another obscure abbreviation to think about.
        
             | roflyear wrote:
             | What mechanism allowed that? From what I recall corporate
             | bond rates were low but not no cost low. Bank rates maybe
             | were like a few percent but infinity money?
        
               | h1srf wrote:
               | If you were MSFT or AAPL, you could issue 0%(or close to
               | it) bonds and investors would lap it up. IIRC AAPL did
               | issue a 0% bond at some point in the last few years.
        
           | pydry wrote:
           | Why would you assume that when companies compete fiercely
           | that they are coordinating? Of course they werent
           | coordinating.
           | 
           | Whataboutism is a word that has been abused badly a lot in
           | the last year but it seems like it fits here.
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism
        
         | throwaway2214 wrote:
         | "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained
         | by stupidity."
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor
        
           | throw_m239339 wrote:
           | "Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately
           | explained by malice"
           | 
           | Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, three times it's
           | a pattern.
        
           | 1-more wrote:
           | then nothing can ever be malice. This razor sucks.
        
             | SantalBlush wrote:
             | >This razor sucks.
             | 
             | This razor does suck, and it's overused.
        
             | majewsky wrote:
             | No, but it means you should probably have specific evidence
             | of malice before assuming it. It's similar to Occam's
             | Razor: Just because "the simplest explanation is usually
             | the best", does not mean that the simplest explanation is
             | always right. But it's usually a good idea to start with
             | the simpler explanation because a simpler theory is easier
             | to interrogate.
        
             | JoshCole wrote:
             | It can, you just need to point out in what ways a thing is
             | not adequately explained by stupidity.
        
               | mshake2 wrote:
               | Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and
               | I'll have my wife's brother arrested.
               | 
               | -Jared Vennett, The Big Short
        
           | tullo_x86 wrote:
           | Never has a phrase been so horribly exploited than by bad
           | actors wishing to present themselves as innocent buffoons.
           | 
           | Conversely: "the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was
           | convincing the world he didn't exist".
        
         | roarcher wrote:
         | Just look at the market since COVID. We're coming out of a
         | bubble. When stocks go way up, companies get drunk on their
         | newfound riches and spend excessively, just like individuals.
         | Then times get leaner and they cut back. Only difference is
         | that individuals aren't usually putting other people out of
         | jobs when they do it, at least not directly.
         | 
         | This has happened many times before and will continue to happen
         | cyclically as long as people are free to spend their money how
         | they see fit. Why would this particular time be the result of
         | some vast conspiracy?
        
         | tptacek wrote:
         | I'm pretty sure you're allowed, as management, to notice what
         | your competitors do and respond accordingly. It's, you know,
         | the foundation of all price discovery. You just can't make
         | actual agreements with them.
        
           | sokoloff wrote:
           | Exactly. It's the reason that the gas prices near me aren't
           | $3.49/gal, $3.55/gal, and $12.49/gal.
        
         | louwrentius wrote:
         | I think you are right but this site is mostly for the
         | "Temporary Embarrassed Milionaires" crowd that identify more
         | with those large companies than with the average worker.
         | 
         | The irony is that many of them are actually part of this layoff
         | reading this and still they don't agree with what is really
         | happening.
         | 
         | The inevitable periodic 'crash' that is part of the capitalist
         | system is a feature, not a bug. It helps suppress wages, keeps
         | workers in their place. So I think you are right on the money.
         | 
         | So many more layoffs will be announced in the coming weeks. But
         | remember: all companies will show (record) healthy profits none
         | the less.
         | 
         | Even the hacker news crowd that lives lavishly and is mostly
         | unharmed by all of this should not feel save at all, you are
         | just as expendable as the anonymous warehouse worker or fast
         | food person.
         | 
         | Speaking of which, the 100K+ tech worker has more in common
         | with the average fast food or retail worker than the owning
         | class: you are worker slaves that fear for their well-being if
         | without work.
         | 
         | Unfortunately I'm afraid the HN crowd is just too comfortable
         | to realise that capitalism is destroying everything, from
         | freedom and autonomy to democracy to the environment.
        
           | andrew_ wrote:
           | Yeah that's bullshit. Came from a blue collar home, worked in
           | the trades until I found my way into computers. Don't have a
           | college education and carved myself out a nice career in tech
           | being self taught and hustling for 20 years. From my
           | perspective, this site is not for the "Temporary Embarrassed
           | Millionaires," but unfortunately populated by too many from
           | the "Sad I Missed The Bolshevik Revolution" crowd salivating
           | whenever the opportunity to yell "You're oppressed brothers
           | and sisters!" arises.
        
             | louwrentius wrote:
             | That's survivor bias: for you there are thousands who
             | didn't make it for one reason or another and it seems that
             | those are just to get fucked.
             | 
             | 65%+ Americans don't have 500 bucks to their name. They are
             | one car breakdown from deep shit.
             | 
             | They call it the American Dream because you have to be
             | asleep to believe it. -- George Carlin
        
               | orangecat wrote:
               | _65%+ Americans don 't have 500 bucks to their name. They
               | are one car breakdown from deep shit._
               | 
               | This is of course not true.
        
       | h2odragon wrote:
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34726735
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | m1117 wrote:
       | They're closing the offices so you can't find out who of your
       | virtual colleagues is a chatGPT which they're going to replace
       | you with.
        
       | elforce002 wrote:
       | Well, by this time is clear that company loyalty doesn't exist
       | anymore.
       | 
       | I think a new market will rise up from this debacle: companies
       | selling good & services with strong employee loyalty values.
       | These companies will use this as a marketing hack to get the
       | public (mostly middle class)on their side, just like the concept
       | of "parallel economy" is getting people to choose companies
       | aligned with their values.
        
         | ben7799 wrote:
         | Company loyalty was gone 20 years ago or more.
        
       | mnd999 wrote:
       | Remote only is short sighted. It might work okay for your
       | experienced workforce, but for junior hires, especially new
       | graduates, they get a lot from working alongside more experienced
       | people. And when you're young you want to go for drinks after
       | work and socialise with colleagues. If you can't keep the junior
       | employees then your company has no future.
        
         | mathgorges wrote:
         | I work in a role where help I ramp a lot of recent graduates
         | into industry.
         | 
         | I can say this comment doesn't comport with my experience. The
         | kids are alright.
         | 
         | One old practice that has helped a lot is pair programming. I
         | employ strong-style pairing when I work with a new hire which
         | helps them ramp up on our practices quickly IME.
         | 
         | A new practice which has helped immensely are in-person "burst
         | weeks" every 3 months or so. It isn't the same as
         | spontainiously grabbing drinks after work, but it definitely
         | helps to build team camaraderie.
        
           | mnd999 wrote:
           | I also work with a lot devs starting out in their careers and
           | I stand by my comment.
        
       | qwerty456127 wrote:
       | I fail to believe in this. They probably are going to need at
       | least a small office or two. 99% remote - perhaps. 100% remote -
       | highly unlikely.
        
       | neogodless wrote:
       | Posted about 25 minutes earlier:
       | 
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34726735
        
       | pastor_bob wrote:
       | We just had a Support Ticket with them that took them over a
       | month just to respond to, claiming they had too much volume!
       | 
       | Surely, they're not 'overstaffed'
        
         | ilyt wrote:
         | You can have understaffed support dept while having overstaffed
         | other dept. Why someone even needs to explain that to you ?
        
       | tiffanyh wrote:
       | Is this in addition to the 10,000 people Microsoft announced in
       | it's layoffs 3-weeks ago?
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | lechacker wrote:
       | Interesting about the offices. Is it because they are merging
       | with MSFT even more or because they are embracing a remote-only
       | philosophy?
        
         | napsec wrote:
         | That was my question as well. I wonder if they'll phase out the
         | GitHub offices, then, after a time, force workers to RTO to
         | existing MSFT offices.
        
           | shard_ wrote:
           | You're reading too much into the office closures. GitHub has
           | basically always been fully remote and only a minority of
           | employees have ever even seen one of the offices outside of
           | occasional team meetups. Practically, all it means is that
           | the employees who sometimes worked from the offices will have
           | to find a co-working space or just work from home all the
           | time.
        
           | thrownaway561 wrote:
           | from TFA "The company is also going fully remote, Dohmke
           | wrote, telling staff they're "seeing very low utilization
           | rates" in their offices."
        
       | bfrog wrote:
       | I'm sure this will do wonders to all the broken features github
       | keeps adding since being acquired.
       | 
       | At one point I stopped thinking about github because it Just
       | Worked. These days its a dice roll if even simple things like
       | loading a repo page or perusing the notifications actually does
       | what its supposed to.
        
       | softwaredoug wrote:
       | I really liked Shopify's remote model of not closing offices, but
       | turning them into "ports" for teams in major cities to get
       | together throughout the year for planning, team building, and
       | retreats. You had an official place to get together, enjoy the
       | perks of tech company offices, but with the intention of deep
       | short bursts of interaction rather than focused work.
        
         | cacois wrote:
         | Doesn't that mean they still pay for the real estate? I wonder
         | how viable it is to keep that cost on the books for ad-hoc
         | usage.
        
           | Rafert wrote:
           | They were locked into long term leases anyway:
           | https://storeys.com/shopify-the-well-toronto-office-space-
           | su...
        
         | Raed667 wrote:
         | Officies, especially the great ones (as in also very expensive)
         | create an irrational emotional attachment and are very hard to
         | downsize on them without impacting morale.
        
           | FollowingTheDao wrote:
           | It's disturbing to think that people think human connection
           | is irrational. I guess y'all forgot that that was how labor
           | unions were formed.
        
             | karmasimida wrote:
             | Office is where people used work, it is not a monument
             | which I think many here seem to make it so
             | 
             | If no one is working there anywhere it doesn't need to
             | exist
        
             | drusepth wrote:
             | I'm not sure human connection is an equal comparison with
             | offices. There's plenty of human connection, both in person
             | and not, to be had with coworkers without centralized
             | offices.
        
             | Sebb767 wrote:
             | It's not that the human connection is immoral, it's just
             | that paying rent and heating for a pretty empty office
             | space doesn't make much sense. As long as there is
             | sufficient space for all the employees that want to go to
             | the office, being against downsizing doesn't make much
             | sense.
        
             | cheriot wrote:
             | human connection to a workplace is why unions formed? I
             | thought it was the hours, dangerous working conditions, and
             | unlivable pay.
        
             | WorldMaker wrote:
             | Most of the history of labor unions involved meeting in
             | secret in venues outside of work's control. Very few labor
             | unions were ever formed in the halls of an office building.
             | 
             | Also, human connnection isn't irrational, but expecting all
             | or most of your human connections to come from your job may
             | be.
        
               | FollowingTheDao wrote:
               | "Officies, especially the great ones (as in also very
               | expensive) create an irrational emotional attachment "
               | 
               | I was responding to that part. Office create a rational
               | connection in an irrational setting.
               | 
               | My grandfather and most of my great uncles were coal
               | miners in Shamokin, Pennsylvania. They all talked about
               | unions and striking in the mines. And they formed close
               | bonds which made going on strike much easier as well as
               | created a huge social bond when they where striking
               | supplying each other with food and pirated coal.
        
               | Raed667 wrote:
               | Ok that might have been poorly worded on my end.
               | 
               | The irrational attachment I was talking about is about
               | having a large, status-symbol office with ~20% average
               | occupancy. Downsizing to a smaller office harms morale
               | even though most people work most of the time at home,
               | yet they feel attached to almost always empty office,
               | that's the irrational/sentimental part for me.
        
             | microtherion wrote:
             | Having recently spent a few weeks in large, quite nice, but
             | nearly empty offices (because I wanted to work in office
             | for a change, but most of my cow orkers had other plans), I
             | realized that holding on to oversized offices can backfire,
             | because as nice as the space is, it felt somewhat
             | demoralizing after a while to be nearly alone in such a
             | vast building.
        
               | turdprincess wrote:
               | It seems like the thing to do is to downsize offices
               | until they correctly meet usage. So, take your number of
               | employees, multiply by percentage that usually comes into
               | the office, add a buffer for growth, and have an office
               | for that.
        
           | chris222 wrote:
           | Not true! I worked at what some would consider one of the top
           | offices (Dropbox). They went remote and the polling was
           | something like 70% support 30% oppose. There were some vocal
           | supporters of in-office (mostly due to the perks like food)
           | but they gave a generous stipend instead to satisfy most
           | people.
        
             | tracker1 wrote:
             | I find I work better in an office myself... been remote for
             | about 3 years now, and I've gotten used to it. I miss lunch
             | with coworkers, etc... and some of the more spontaneous
             | discussions don't happen nearly as much... Also, I like a
             | relatively short commute (around 30m) long enough to clear
             | the mind before/after work.
        
               | jrochkind1 wrote:
               | Same.
               | 
               | But I used to have a walking commute, which I also miss.
               | Certainly I wouldn't miss a commute longer than 30
               | minutes. And I'd probably miss it less if it were in an
               | office park somewhere, rather than a city I could walk to
               | lunch at various places.
               | 
               | But yeah, I have a remote job because that's the job I
               | have that I'm well-suited for that was available. (And
               | sure, ability to work from one 1 or 2 days a week or as
               | needed would certainly be convenient regardless). But I
               | don't actually prefer working remotely, and also think
               | there are real losses to quality of collaborative work,
               | as well as quality of life. I know this is heretical to
               | say these days in these circles.
        
         | rco8786 wrote:
         | Yea a lot of companies have done this to great effect - but I
         | am curious to see what happens when lease renewal time comes.
         | Paying for all that office space to remain ~empty 95% of the
         | time does not look good on a budget.
        
         | jstummbillig wrote:
         | That seems alluring. I wonder how large of a percentage of
         | employees would, if prompted directly, opt to have company
         | funds directed to have "ports" in major cities, if it was
         | entangled with their salary.
         | 
         | Would you choose an additional 600$ a month and remote only, or
         | would you vote for permanent variable spaces in major cities
         | for events and team building?
        
           | nidnogg wrote:
           | Not me. Show me the money.
        
           | makestuff wrote:
           | As someone who goes in almost every day (I live close to my
           | office and I enjoy getting out of the apartment). I wouldn't
           | give up $600/mo for this, because management will never use
           | that money for team events and travel. My team is spread out
           | all across the country and we were told quarterly travel is
           | no issue to all meetup in one of the cities that have an
           | office. That went right out the door as soon as the economy
           | went down. However, I can promise you that you wouldn't see
           | that $600/mo back when you didn't get to travel.
           | 
           | I think this will be the new version of "free lunch" that
           | tech companies offer. Come work for X, we pay for quarterly
           | travel to meetup with your remote coworkers!
        
         | dweez wrote:
         | That had been GitHub's model for their SF HQ office, more or
         | less. Some local people used it as their daily office, but
         | there seemed to always be a mini-summit or get together of
         | remote folks happening each week.
        
         | chadash wrote:
         | What is needed is something like WeWork for large office
         | gatherings. Something between a WeWork and a hotel conference
         | center. The former is not really made for big meetings. The
         | latter is either very expensive, too large or too small. You
         | need a space for 10-200 people to meet and collaborate... not a
         | conference center.
        
           | TylerE wrote:
           | A space for 100-200 people sounds a LOT like a hotel
           | conference center. They are very flexible spaces.
        
           | ecshafer wrote:
           | Almost every hotel has some kind of conference center. You
           | can absolutely rent a conference center for 10 people for a
           | week in any city in america.
        
             | red-iron-pine wrote:
             | and big conference centers are often highly booked and
             | expensive; random hotels are often very cheap and easy to
             | pull together with a couple of weeks notice. quality
             | varies, but shop around.
             | 
             | source: wrangled a few impromptu "conferences" at a local
             | hotel near data centers.
        
         | toraway1234 wrote:
         | [dead]
        
         | dcchambers wrote:
         | We have done the same at Zendesk. We've reduced our office
         | footprint but have kept our hubs open with large enough offices
         | open for the occasional large on-site and for easier team
         | collaborations, as well as space for anyone that prefers to
         | work in an office environment.
         | 
         | I like the model, but I question long term economic viability
         | of owning that much office space with mostly low utilization
         | and only occasional spikes.
        
           | TheRealNGenius wrote:
           | [dead]
        
           | ilyt wrote:
           | Could rent it as co-working space on the rest of the days
        
             | nordsieck wrote:
             | > Could rent it as co-working space on the rest of the days
             | 
             | Or just downsize the office to the point where utilization
             | is high and rent out co-working space themselves during the
             | "spikes".
        
             | [deleted]
        
           | BurningFrog wrote:
           | It also makes sense as a hedge if the WFH trend fizzles out.
        
           | toomuchtodo wrote:
           | I'd be interested what the financial analysis looks like
           | leasing or owning hubs vs a cadence of offsites annually
           | remote first orgs usually hold, considering meeting space +
           | hoteling for staff during the meet. I'll chip in for this
           | analysis and blog post!
        
             | WorldMaker wrote:
             | That sounds like an interesting analysis, but I'm curious
             | if this is one of those moments where economics around it
             | will be deeply shifting over the next few years and any
             | analysis will likely have to adjust frequently.
             | 
             | For instance, even before the remote work shift in 2020
             | many cities were heavily competing on conference and hotel
             | space allocations for an interesting variety of economic
             | reasons (tourism dollars that float alongside, for
             | instance). As more "corporate Downtown" downsizes their
             | office footprints to go more remote, some of that real
             | estate inventory is going to go to apartments and condos,
             | but also I would expect that there would be just as much
             | pressure to convert it to hotels and conference space and
             | WeWork-style hoteling office space.
             | 
             | I wonder if that's going to snowball into dirt cheap
             | conference prices in a growing list of cities. Especially
             | if you start to factor in non-traditional "hub" cities
             | (especially those non-traditional for tech). I've heard
             | that's an appeal of Denver, Colorado as an annual onsite
             | retreat city for remote first orgs as it has a large
             | conference and hotel inventory that still has some very
             | cheap periods outside of the usual tourist periods. I can
             | point out that cities like Louisville, KY and Indianapolis,
             | IN have massive inventories of hotel and conference (and
             | exposition) space with some incredibly cheap calendar
             | windows and still heavily competing among each other for
             | more hotel/conference inventory every year. (I can also
             | suggest which of those two cities in particular has better
             | tourism options, but that may as much be hometown bias, so
             | I'll save it.)
        
             | csharpminor wrote:
             | Most employers provision ~100sq/ft per employee. In SF real
             | estate goes for $50-$70 per sq/ft per month. Obviously
             | there's negotiating that happens.
             | 
             | You could do a lot of travel with a 5-7k budget per month.
             | 
             | There are a ton of variables- agree more analysis is
             | needed.
        
           | whizzter wrote:
           | Depends, already years ago there was a hub-n-spoke-like model
           | for office buildings where you had smaller offices for
           | smaller companies that had the ability to temporarily rent
           | the larger "shared" areas of the building.
           | 
           | It didn't really take off afaik, but with more bigger and
           | stable tenants making a larger bulk of these it might
           | actually take off a bit as a model.
        
           | CydeWeys wrote:
           | > I like the model, but I question long term economic
           | viability of owning that much office space with mostly low
           | utilization and only occasional spikes.
           | 
           | Oh for sure it doesn't make any sense, and is driven solely
           | by the inertia of already having the office space. You'd let
           | it go over time as leases lapse until you're down to just a
           | tiny amount that's facing high utilization.
        
           | pkrotich wrote:
           | This is where co-working space (WeWork?) would work well. I
           | just signed a 3 months contract for my team to meet at co-
           | working place as needed to kickstart a project which in
           | person meeting is important.
        
       | world2vec wrote:
       | Gosh, I start to wonder if there will be enough jobs for
       | everyone... :(
        
       | 0000011111 wrote:
       | 2,500 workers total so 250 will loose jobs.
       | 
       | Best of luck to the folks who get cut finding something better!
        
       | EVa5I7bHFq9mnYK wrote:
       | I hear the low roar of apartment prices tumbling down in SF.
        
       | dvngnt_ wrote:
       | both git companies doing layoffs
       | 
       | has atlassian done them too
        
         | pabloski79 wrote:
         | Which is the other than GitHub?
        
           | CritterM72800 wrote:
           | GitLab https://www.cnbc.com/2023/02/09/gitlab-layoffs-
           | company-to-cu...
        
           | [deleted]
        
       | Dopameaner wrote:
       | An observation, Microsoft subsidiaries are being told to use
       | teams.
       | 
       | Cisco subsidiaries are being told to use webex in place of slack.
       | 
       | We might be in a new world of chaos
        
         | pm90 wrote:
         | I feel like this is a good argument to not allow mega mergers
         | and consolidations. Github/LinkedIn etc could have both been
         | operating as Public companies and not have to deal with this
         | BS.
        
         | johnbellone wrote:
         | Why is this surprising?
        
         | noirbot wrote:
         | I generally agree, but it also does feel like just an extension
         | of dogfooding. If you work for a company that has a product
         | that solves a certain business need, it generally makes sense
         | that you wouldn't hire a different company to solve that need.
         | 
         | Obviously in this case the reasonable response is that Teams
         | and WebEx are worse products and MS and Cisco haven't shown
         | much inclination to fixing that, but that's more the fault of
         | the company's bad products more than anything about the
         | internals.
        
           | bombcar wrote:
           | And perhaps those companies having to eat their own shit will
           | make them finally fix them.
        
       | nimbius wrote:
       | say what you will about the recession but since Microsoft picked
       | it up, Github has taken an absolute shellacking. They couldnt
       | figure out how to comply with US sanctions without alienating
       | users, the ICE contract went over like a lead balloon, and the
       | 2014 harassment case didnt help either but the most damning
       | indictment is the uptime and performance.
       | 
       | https://www.githubstatus.com/history
       | 
       | just this year there have been 26 incidents. basically everything
       | that could fail took a knee _in just the first two months of this
       | year._
       | 
       | Last year was more than one hundred service impacting issues.
       | Redmond captured the devs, but in the end much like Ballmers
       | chanting its become a pretty meaningless acquisition.
        
         | bato wrote:
         | Considering most of the new offerings are hosted on Azure, it
         | makes sense they go down every time Azure does.
        
         | hnarayanan wrote:
         | Have you not seen the crazy increase in GitHub's offering? From
         | the richer Projects systems to growing Actions and what not?
        
       | hindsightbias wrote:
       | The WFH productivity gain optimizations continue. I would have
       | expected more than 10% given the gains claimed here.
        
       | jobs_throwaway wrote:
       | wild how so many companies are laying off 7-15% of their
       | workforce in such quick succession
        
         | tibbon wrote:
         | It doesn't appear that any of the big ones are completely
         | reversing their hiring sprees from the past 3 years; rather
         | they are re-adjusting in realizing that can't hit their profit
         | targets at this rate, and that many of their ambitious projects
         | aren't panning out.
         | 
         | Many of these companies ballooned their hiring during covid,
         | increasing at 20%-40% a year (or more!)
        
           | jobs_throwaway wrote:
           | yeah, headcount numbers are still net increased. Just jarring
           | to see so many layoff headlines
        
           | sosodev wrote:
           | This argument is so tired. It's not okay for every tech
           | company to lay off 10% of their workforce. It does not matter
           | that their headcount is still higher than it was a couple of
           | years ago.
           | 
           | This argument also completely ignores the fact that many of
           | these companies, GitHub included, could afford to keep these
           | employees around. When the industry goes on another hiring
           | spree they'll hire them all back and more anyway.
        
           | vineyardmike wrote:
           | > Many of these companies ballooned their hiring during
           | covid, increasing at 20%-40% a year (or more!)
           | 
           | Many of these companies grew their hiring at that same rate
           | before Covid too. Only a few (zoom, peloton, etc) really
           | changed behavior due to Covid, and for them it makes more
           | sense.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | sekai wrote:
         | Will go back to hiring in a year or so, it's a cycle
        
           | notatoad wrote:
           | most of them haven't even stopped hiring. pay close attention
           | to the layoff announcements to see which ones also announce a
           | hiring freeze - most of them haven't. and i've heard of a few
           | people getting offers from companies that have done mass
           | layoffs in recent months.
        
             | ilyt wrote:
             | I wouldn't be surprised if they layed off "bottom 10%" in
             | hopes of replacing them with better when the market for IT
             | workforce is cheaper..
        
               | raydev wrote:
               | Nope, it's mostly random.
        
               | coffeebeqn wrote:
               | Also since everyone is "laying off their bottom 10%" and
               | then rehiring from that pool thinking they're hiring the
               | top 10%. Sounds like musical chairs. There's a old Joel
               | Spolsky article on how everyone thinks they're always
               | hiring the global maximum
        
               | notatoad wrote:
               | i'm sure there's some of this, but it doesn't seem like
               | the broader trend.
               | 
               | if they were really laying off the bottom 10% there
               | wouldn't be so many stories of managers complaining about
               | their direct reports being laid off without any advance
               | warning. it's hard to pick out low performers in any sort
               | of sane way if you're not even asking managers who their
               | low performers are.
        
         | TheRealDunkirk wrote:
         | Corporations all over the country have figured out that there's
         | some fat to skim off the top, and give to the execs and
         | investment banks, and they're all doing it at the same time so
         | that they can't get singled out for criticism in the WSJ. It's
         | bandwagoning for the absolute worst of all reasons, to the
         | detriment of everyone else in the 99%.
        
         | electrondood wrote:
         | 4 out of the last 5 market bottoms occurred about 1 month after
         | "tech layoff" search frequency peaked.
        
           | mountainriver wrote:
           | That's good data, curious if this will be different with
           | inflation
        
           | FollowingTheDao wrote:
           | And there is no way the Fed can reduce rates to bail out this
           | next crash. Hang on people...
        
             | [deleted]
        
         | throwaway290 wrote:
         | Anyone made redundant by LLM who is not in a protected class
         | will be fired, otherwise top management violates legal duty to
         | maximize shareholder value.
        
           | japhib wrote:
           | this is pretty dumb, LLM isn't replacing any actual coders
        
             | warkdarrior wrote:
             | LLM isn't replacing any actual coders... yet!
        
           | nequo wrote:
           | That legal duty is at best questionable:
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_v._Ford_Motor_Co.#Signif.
           | ..
        
           | aerotwelve wrote:
           | From Lynn Stout's "The Shareholder Value Myth"[1]; Stout is a
           | former business law professor at Cornell:
           | 
           | > "United States corporate law does not, and never has,
           | required directors of public corporations to maximize either
           | share price or shareholder wealth... State statutes similarly
           | refuse to mandate shareholder primacy... As long as boards do
           | not use their power to enrich themselves, the [business
           | judgment rule] gives them a wide range of discretion to run
           | public corporations with other goals in mind, including
           | growing the firm, creating quality products, protecting
           | employees, and serving the public interest. Chasing
           | shareholder value is a managerial choice, not a legal
           | requirement."
           | 
           | Such firings will be because management _chose_ to make them,
           | not because they were forced to by the threat of lawsuits by
           | a non-existent legal doctrine.
           | 
           | 1: https://www.amazon.com/Shareholder-Value-Myth-
           | Shareholders-C...
        
         | yieldcrv wrote:
         | easier to blend in and avoid scrutiny
        
         | wyldfire wrote:
         | I assumed that once a critical mass of other companies in this
         | industry make these moves, investors expect this kind of cut
         | from all of them. They'll presumably invest elsewhere if your
         | company doesn't make this cut.
        
           | vineyardmike wrote:
           | But what's odd is Microsoft owns GitHub and already did a
           | massive(ish) layoff. Why the separate ones?
        
             | bjtitus wrote:
             | Doesn't seem too odd. I believe LinkedIn wasn't affected by
             | Microsoft's layoffs either.
             | 
             | Here's an article describing how LinkedIn and GitHub are
             | both managed separately from Microsoft:
             | https://techcrunch.com/2022/10/26/four-years-after-being-
             | acq...
        
           | drstewart wrote:
           | Wild to see cargo culting so obviously in action
        
       | tpl wrote:
       | Too bad, That SF Office was an excellent spot to visit for
       | various meetups.
        
       | dcchambers wrote:
       | GitHub is definitely a thought-leader in the midsize tech company
       | world. Lots of other companies aspire to be like them and look to
       | them for guidance. I wonder if we will see other similar sized
       | companies close their offices as well now.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | nickpeterson wrote:
       | Just wait till Microsoft starts charging a license for vs code
       | and developers heads implode.
        
         | Apreche wrote:
         | Nah, I'd just stop using it and go to something else.
        
           | proc0 wrote:
           | I still use sublimeText which was gaining some traction
           | before VScode took over.
        
         | science4sail wrote:
         | Fortunately I never left emacs.
        
           | LarryMullins wrote:
           | Emacs is forever.
        
         | negative10xer wrote:
         | at that point I'd just use vim in a terminal
        
         | 6bb32646d83d wrote:
         | It would be a huge bait and switch, but honestly I would most
         | likely end up paying for it. I spend over 4 hours a day in
         | VSCode, and it's better than everything else I've used
        
           | Hackbraten wrote:
           | I know, right? It even made me take up writing extensions as
           | a hobby. Mostly linters and syntax highlighters for really
           | exotic file formats.
        
         | adverbly wrote:
         | Hold on that could actually happen? It's not officially open
         | source or anything?
        
           | nickpeterson wrote:
           | Pretty easy, just release new features as paid plugins that
           | need subscriptions and make minimal updates to the core
           | program.
        
             | bombcar wrote:
             | Just make it part of Microsoft365 and don't really bother
             | updating the original. Done.
        
           | seti0Cha wrote:
           | The code is opensource, but not the ecosystem. Microsoft is
           | maneuvering towards the same position as Android with respect
           | to Google Play. Not technically mandatory, but so many
           | conveniences are built on it that it may as well be for
           | anyone not interested in investing a lot of time finding
           | workarounds.
        
           | ThaDood wrote:
           | I think it is, but there is also a fork call VSCodium without
           | the telemetry, I guess people could just pivot to that?
           | 
           | https://github.com/VSCodium/vscodium
        
           | horsawlarway wrote:
           | No - it won't happen. The core editor is open source.
           | 
           | At best, MS has some limitations around running some plugins
           | (that they also develop) that require the licensed version of
           | VSCode, rather than the OSS build.
           | 
           | Most of those plugins either use MS servers (ex: Live Share)
           | or use toolchains that MS is historically more closed with
           | (their C++ toolchains).
           | 
           | Generally speaking - you can use OSS Code today, without any
           | issues. There's a flatpak here
           | https://flathub.org/apps/details/com.visualstudio.code-oss
           | and many distros package it as the default...
           | 
           | I run arch and it's in the repos as simply "code" -
           | https://archlinux.org/packages/?name=code
           | 
           | I run this as my default everywhere, and it works a-ok. There
           | is a small subset of devs that would likely feel some pain
           | losing the closed extensions, but the total impact feels
           | overblown to me.
        
         | skee8383 wrote:
         | i'll just go back to notepad++. although i must say it's been
         | in decline for the past year or so. they removed a theme i
         | liked to use and i don't care for the UI changes at all. But it
         | is still functional, at least until the next downgrade from the
         | developer.
         | 
         | Eclipse is also still a great IDE with tons of plugins.
        
           | seti0Cha wrote:
           | The LSP stuff has actually unlocked a lot of fringe editor
           | choices. Even new editors with tiny communities can provide a
           | lot of IDE like features by just implementing the client side
           | of the API.
        
         | peoplearepeople wrote:
         | vscode would be dropped like a stone
        
           | mjhay wrote:
           | It's nowhere near good enough that people will pay for it.
           | IntelliJ it is not.
        
             | sumtechguy wrote:
             | No kidding if I have to pay for it I am going to pay for
             | something that is _way_ better. I use it because it is free
             | (me being a cheap fool) and better than eclipse.
        
           | bhouston wrote:
           | Not until there is a viable alternative.
           | 
           | But with the integration of Github Co-Pilot, they can now
           | make subscription fees from all of those users of VSCode.
        
             | ecshafer wrote:
             | I don't understand why anyone would use VSCode, now.
             | 
             | Between Intellij, Vim, Emacs, Sublime Text there are at
             | least 4 better Editors / IDE for any given language.
        
               | scintill76 wrote:
               | Due to JetBrains's (alleged?) links to Russia, their
               | products are banned at some companies. :(
        
             | albrewer wrote:
             | Sublime Text was my go-to for a long time, and still is
             | when I'm not working on a formal project.
        
             | bogwog wrote:
             | There's already a de-Microsofted fork called VSCodium. Most
             | people would probably migrate there, and development will
             | proceed independently.
        
             | zer0tonin wrote:
             | I've never used VsCode, so I'm pretty sure viable
             | alternatives are around
        
             | bhaney wrote:
             | Viable alternatives to VSCode have been around since the
             | 90s
        
               | raydev wrote:
               | The explosive success of VSCode reveals that this is not
               | true.
        
       | pojzon wrote:
       | All those layoffs sound super bad of ppl in developed countries
       | and super good for ppl in less developed countries.
       | 
       | Im getting twice as much offers now and salary ranges double
       | every few weeks.
        
       | dangwhy wrote:
       | when will these layoffs reflect in boom town housing markets ?
        
         | lotsofpulp wrote:
         | Already has, but I would not expect any pre 2020 prices unless
         | the US has a complete meltdown. On the contrary, it seems like
         | US is in an amazing position relative to other places in the
         | world.
        
         | burlesona wrote:
         | SF Housing is already dropping, but unfortunately it's so
         | expensive that even a substantial drop of 10-20% would still
         | leave it as one of the most expensive markets in the country.
         | 
         | The supply shortage is so severe that it would take a crushing
         | local depression to balance out.
        
         | sekai wrote:
         | They won't. The impact of interest rates on home markets is too
         | great for these tiny layoffs to be significant.
        
         | jahewson wrote:
         | It won't. Companies that overhired in lossy areas are still
         | hiring in growth areas. This is a rebalancing, not a shrinking:
         | demand for tech workers still far outstrips supply.
        
         | outworlder wrote:
         | Even if we assumed they are all moving away (they aren't,
         | plenty of hiring still) it would take some time.
        
           | dangwhy wrote:
           | > plenty of hiring still
           | 
           | Doesn't sound like it from responses the other ASK HN post.
           | But you are right, i get a sense that it might take years
           | before the havoc they've created will unravel.
        
       | RedditKon wrote:
       | Will they just be using Microsoft's offices?
        
         | bastardoperator wrote:
         | No, github has always been fully remote.
        
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