[HN Gopher] What scares master of suspense Dean Koontz? Plenty
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       What scares master of suspense Dean Koontz? Plenty
        
       Author : samclemens
       Score  : 37 points
       Date   : 2023-05-05 02:39 UTC (20 hours ago)
        
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       | UberFly wrote:
       | Heard him on Art Bell 20 years ago. Was a great interview. I
       | remember him being really down to earth.
        
       | gorjusborg wrote:
       | https://archive.is/zHegT
        
       | version_five wrote:
       | Still, every night Koontz places a freshly printed copy of
       | whatever manuscript he's working on in the fridge -- just in case
       | of a conflagration.
       | 
       | I know this is all about showing how eccentric he is, but really?
       | I'd be more interested to understand why he doesn't use offsite
       | backups. The fact that he's printing it implies a digital copy.
        
         | m463 wrote:
         | I suspect premature release of an upcoming book by a hacker
         | group is a more real threat than a fire.
        
           | rsynnott wrote:
           | Was listening to a podcast about this a while back; it's very
           | much a thing (though it's usually via social engineering;
           | emailing the editor pretending to be a translator or
           | similar). There's some mystery over _why_ people do it, IIRC;
           | there's not much money in it.
        
             | version_five wrote:
             | My guess is that sort of thing involves the publisher that
             | has early drafts of the manuscript though, was that the
             | case? They seem like a weaker link (more people involved)
             | than the author.
             | 
             | Also I'd be curious to know the hierarchy of which leaks
             | are more valuable. I'd speculate (I could be way off) that
             | mass market paperbacks like this are not a hot commodity in
             | the warez world, but then again I don't know what would be.
             | Maybe that's all part of the mystery.
        
             | akiselev wrote:
             | I don't think there's much mystery - it's almost entirely
             | for bragging rights. I remember when _Harry Potter and the
             | Deathly Hollows_ was leaked on LUElinks a week or two
             | before release and it was just some random bloke who wanted
             | to impress everyone. Same with the recent Discord leaks.
        
           | UberFly wrote:
           | Plus he's probably set in his ways. He also doesn't even use
           | the internet, even to do research.
        
       | themodelplumber wrote:
       | He's big on printouts for emergency backup.
       | 
       | OSC was, too, I think, after he lost a bunch of writing.
       | 
       | The refrigerator is an interesting location. It almost brings to
       | mind the symbolism of the act/location itself, in the "why not
       | just a cool fire safe, I mean look at your bulging wallet" sense.
       | The guy had stainless steel interior doors custom designed for
       | his home library.
       | 
       | So, using a fridge seems kinda irrational in various ways. Maybe
       | unless you're a big _Crystal Skull_ fan.
       | 
       | I wonder what other authors have done along these lines. Do they
       | save only the current manuscript, some subset of papers
       | representing achievements, or whole pallets, etc. I mean,
       | certainly a pallet is practically nothing, if it provides peace
       | of mind, backs up lots of good stuff, and takes up less floor
       | space than the golf cart?
       | 
       | I printed out my life timeline with major events and things once,
       | just to have something of a history around in case of a fire, or
       | fire and my screaming death. It felt absolutely ridiculous to
       | print it out and store it, and I really hoped nobody found the
       | document while cleaning out the fire-proof thingy.
       | 
       | But while packing it away, I got to wondering about a reasonable
       | upper bound of storage for people who write a lot of good stuff,
       | published or not.
        
         | dmbche wrote:
         | There is a scene in 100 years of solitude[0] where a background
         | character (the butcher? Or baker?) dies, and while in his house
         | they find crates and crates filled with thousands of sheets of
         | papers, all covererd in handwriting. I think they don't even
         | check what it is, if it's a journal or something else. They
         | move on.
         | 
         | Kinda stuck with me.
         | 
         | Also, don't know why, but this makes me think of filmmakers
         | using salt mines to store film negatives! [1]
         | 
         | [0]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Hundred_Years_of_Solitud
         | ... [1]:https://www.agweb.com/news/business/technology/hidden-
         | underg...
        
         | jebarker wrote:
         | When I had my family trust notarized the lawyer recommended
         | keeping a copy in the freezer as it's the most likely place in
         | the house to survive a house fire.
        
           | bagels wrote:
           | I have a hard time believing that the freezer would be better
           | than a small fire safe for that purpose. The freezer has
           | plastic seals that would melt, letting the heat in. All the
           | frozen food/ice freezer would melt making for water damage.
        
             | ketzo wrote:
             | ...I mean, presumably you put it in a Ziploc bag first...
        
           | kingcharles wrote:
           | As someone that just lost everything I own to fire I think
           | this is a bad idea. The fire is a problem, certainly, but a
           | secondary problem that killed all my paperwork was the fire
           | service putting out the fire. That high pressure water is
           | getting into literally everything, even things that seem like
           | they are totally and fully water resistant.
        
       | droopyEyelids wrote:
       | I admit he does something well because he sells so many books but
       | ive tried to read a few and god damn i cant do it. Theyre so
       | poorly written, so implausible, such bad characters.
       | 
       | I cant believe the article puts him in a class with john grisham.
       | 
       | And i dont think its just my subjective opinion either. Look at
       | the movies that have been adapted from their works in comparison.
       | Grisham's books were interpreted into a ton of thrillers that
       | were successful & have stood the test of time. Same with other
       | thriller writers. Koontz movies have universally flopped into
       | obscurity. And while not all good books can be made into movies,
       | its a reasonable test for a thriller.
        
         | _a_a_a_ wrote:
         | Agreed, not good author. But someone got there before me:
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35833341 and worth seeing
         | (15 seccs).
         | 
         | Apparently Koontz did his own voice there and I've got a lot of
         | time for those who can laugh at themslves.
        
         | AndrewStephens wrote:
         | I know this is not what the article is about, but I read a lot
         | of junk and Dean Koontz has been on my Do Not Read Not Matter
         | How Enticing The Blurb list for decades after being burnt twice
         | by terrible (and terribly long) novels.
        
         | dclowd9901 wrote:
         | I think what he does well is "be consistent to a voice," which
         | you have to admit is a talent in itself. On top of that, simply
         | having the drive to write _so freaking much_. I can barely be
         | arsed to write a meaningful technical document or RFC and this
         | guy's churned out 500 _books_. That's god damned impressive by
         | any measure.
        
         | omgmajk wrote:
         | I kinda like him, Koontz has written some gems. This is being
         | unnecessary mean.
        
         | mindcrime wrote:
         | Wow. I couldn't disagree more vehemently if I tried.
         | 
         | I would put him well above Grisham personally. For my money,
         | Koontz is one of the most under-appreciated writers living
         | today. And I don't think whether a writers works have been
         | translated into successful movies or not is even slightly
         | meaningful as a metric.
         | 
         | For what it's worth though, I totally acknowledge that that is
         | my subjective opinion.
        
           | dmbche wrote:
           | Could you recommend one or two of his that you are
           | particularely fond of?
        
         | strictnein wrote:
         | Growing up Koontz was kind of my filler in between Stephen King
         | novels. Felt inferior, but enjoyable enough. Great for
         | airplanes, where you could likely finish it on the flight back
         | home.
         | 
         | I haven't reread them, but Hideaway and The Door to December
         | really stuck in my mind, especially the latter.
        
         | pavel_lishin wrote:
         | Weird, I feel the other way around. I was just telling my
         | family the other day that if there's a Dean Koontz novel in an
         | AirBNB or a house I'm a guest in, I'm absolutely picking it up
         | and probably finishing it in a weekend.
         | 
         | (Although, now that I'm looking through his bibliography, I
         | don't see a single title I remember, though some plots are
         | coming back to me.)
        
       | RcouF1uZ4gsC wrote:
       | > Still, every night Koontz places a freshly printed copy of
       | whatever manuscript he's working on in the fridge -- just in case
       | of a conflagration.
       | 
       | Don't modern refrigerators use pentane as the refrigerant which
       | is pretty flammable?
       | 
       | If there were a fire, there is a good chance that the inside of
       | the refrigerator could be literally toast.
       | 
       | A fireproof safe would be a better option for physical copies and
       | offsite backups of digital copies.
        
         | neilv wrote:
         | For on-site, I'd get a high-end document/data safe. Some of
         | them swing open like a fridge, if he has a ritual he wants to
         | preserve.
         | 
         | Also, some techie could rig up transparent off-site backups
         | that are guaranteed not to cause the interruption/distraction
         | that he goes to pains to avoid.
        
       | hinkley wrote:
       | Brian from Family Guy should worry him:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKAouJB5SXg
        
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