[HN Gopher] New horror revealed in sargassum blob
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       New horror revealed in sargassum blob
        
       Author : reaperducer
       Score  : 94 points
       Date   : 2023-05-30 19:53 UTC (3 hours ago)
        
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       | turtleyacht wrote:
       | Of course, nature wins again: paperclip maximization from _flesh-
       | eating bacteria adapted to plastic._
        
         | throwawaymaths wrote:
         | Some context: Vibrio and pseudomonas have long been known to be
         | able to consume hydrocarbons and derivates. Not all vibrio or
         | pseudomonads are pathogenic, much less flesh eating, only some
         | of them.
        
           | masklinn wrote:
           | Yep, and given plastic is useful but pretty stable you'd
           | expect adaptation to plastic would lead to discarding other
           | niches. Like flesh-eating.
        
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         | namaria wrote:
         | The ape pattern is proving self destructive.
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | echelon wrote:
           | No it's not. Don't be a misanthrope.
           | 
           | Everything is awesome. Every year gets better and better for
           | most of us on average.
           | 
           | Be glad we're not an icy hellscape like Pluto. Or that we
           | don't not exist.
        
             | nosianu wrote:
             | The next step when thinking along those lines should be to
             | remember that linearity plays only a _temporary_ role in
             | nature, until some threshold is reached of one or many
             | developments, and things change.
             | 
             | A look at the historic human population numbers on this
             | planet, which _exploded_ to unseen heights only very
             | recently (200 years or so), coupled with looking at the
             | also vastly increased impact of every single person
             | compared to far more spartan living ancient humans, might
             | give one some ideas that extending past trends might be an
             | especially bad idea in our times. Sure, we as a species
             | lived through a lot for hundreds of thousands of years -
             | but none of that past is of much use to predict our future.
        
             | lm28469 wrote:
             | > Everything is awesome. Every year gets better and better
             | for most of us on average
             | 
             | If you're freezing cold and start burning your living room
             | everything also gets better and better, on average, for a
             | while
        
             | chiefalchemist wrote:
             | On average. But the median is falling.
        
             | moffkalast wrote:
             | > Every year gets better and better for most of us on
             | average.
             | 
             | So it also did in Rome until it all fell apart. True,
             | things could be worse. But they could be a hell of a lot
             | better too.
        
             | ok_dad wrote:
             | Pointing out humanity's flaws isn't being a misanthrope, we
             | should strive not to fuck up our planet. Things are usually
             | on an upwards trajectory, until they are not. When I have a
             | company that is growing, there had better be some
             | sustainability there, right? Today, there is _some
             | evidence_ that humanity 's improvements used the
             | environment as leverage, and the debt may have come due
             | without the customer base to support it.
             | 
             | edit: removed mixed metaphors
        
             | aziaziazi wrote:
             | > Every year gets better and better for most of us on
             | average.
             | 
             | No, it's not that "better". Life expectancy increase but
             | stress increase, smartphone penetration grow as well as
             | children working in mines, there's less and less food
             | shortage but people eat crap and die from obesity.
             | Meanwhile slums continues poping and growing everywhere -
             | even in rich countries - and there's a ton more lung cancer
             | even for non-smokers.
             | 
             | Is it being misanthropic to point out what feels wrong in
             | our world ? Not being mad or sad does not makes you more a
             | humanity lover.
        
             | throwway120385 wrote:
             | Pluto is a pretty low bar.
        
               | skyechurch wrote:
               | I'm so old I remember when Pluto was a planet, as good as
               | Jupiter or any of them. Now, it's just a punch line.
        
               | throwway120385 wrote:
               | A cold, cold dwarf planet.
        
           | moffkalast wrote:
           | Well the Holocene extinction event we are currently causing
           | rivals the destructive power of supervolcanoes and asteroids
           | in the number of species driven to extinction.
           | 
           | Every time a species becomes so well adapted that it takes
           | over the entire biosphere, it effectively wipes out most
           | everything else. When land plants first evolved they did the
           | opposite of what we're doing, turned all the CO2 into oxygen
           | and killed 85% of all life.
        
           | turtleyacht wrote:
           | I cannot find it, but this reference wouldn't be misplaced in
           | older science fiction works, where humans are templates of an
           | advanced civilization's creation engine (along with other
           | species that have evolved sentience).
           | 
           | Or even from _Halo,_ although there humans are--spoiler
           | spoiler spoiler-- "exalted."
        
       | UberFly wrote:
       | I don't know if we're at the tipping point yet, but when I read
       | reports like this I feel like it's getting pretty damn close.
        
         | Jeff_Brown wrote:
         | Alas, the psychological relief of knowing we're past some
         | tipping point will likely never come. Even when we're quite far
         | gone we'll still have a sliver of hope, and we'll magnify its
         | probability in our imaginations the way we already magnify that
         | of of complying with our current climate goals.
        
       | scythe wrote:
       | The article mentions the _Vibrio_ genus several times, but doesn
       | 't mention that this is the genus of bacteria responsible for
       | cholera, which may be helpful context in understanding what it
       | does and what you may have heard about it before.
        
       | wonderwonder wrote:
       | Honest question, can't we just mix gasoline or something similar
       | with something that will make it float, pour it over the sargasso
       | and then set it on fire?
       | 
       | Edit: we control burn areas on land all the time. Why not on the
       | ocean?
        
         | fullspectrumdev wrote:
         | Ah yes, just add petrochemicals and hope the environmental
         | disaster gets better.
         | 
         | Best bets to just leave it the fuck alone.
        
         | jxf wrote:
         | To be clear, you want to dump enough gasoline-napalm into the
         | Atlantic Ocean to incinerate a 5,500-mile-long belt of
         | something that's mostly submerged in water?
        
           | ourmandave wrote:
           | Well, it's either that or nuke the hurricane that washed it
           | ashore. /s
        
         | Jeff_Brown wrote:
         | It's an interesting thought experiment, and I think undeserving
         | of downvotes.
         | 
         | If you could get a bunch of balloons underneath the seaweed to
         | float it above the water, maybe it would have a hope of burning
         | -- but the balloons would have to withstand fire. Difficult.
         | 
         | With a heroic effort maybe you could sweep the stuff onto a
         | beach where it could burn. You'd burn a lot of fuel doing it,
         | though, and then a lot of seaweed, and you wouldn't have
         | changed the conditions that led to its growth in the first
         | place.
        
       | mintaka5 wrote:
       | as a surfer, this scares the crap outta me.
        
       | ahoy wrote:
       | Here's the link to the Florida Atlantic University article that
       | this piece summarizes
       | 
       | https://www.fau.edu/newsdesk/articles/perfect-pathogen-storm
        
       | sberens wrote:
       | link to the study:
       | https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S004313542...
        
       | 1letterunixname wrote:
       | Biology is beating us over the head about how to address climate
       | change.
       | 
       | Grow more of it and sequester the remains.
        
       | pmontra wrote:
       | It reminds me of the algae in Benford's Timescape novel.
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timescape
        
       | DarkNova6 wrote:
       | That is a pretty horrifying prospect
       | 
       | > "Another interesting thing we discovered is a set of genes
       | called 'zot' genes, which causes leaky gut syndrome," said
       | Mincer. "If a fish eats a piece of plastic and gets infected by
       | this Vibrio, which then results in a leaky gut and diarrhoea,
       | it's going to release waste nutrients such nitrogen and phosphate
       | that could stimulate sargassum growth and other surrounding
       | organisms."
        
         | ricksunny wrote:
         | Not sure I understand that particular concern of the
         | researcher's - in the absence of such a development, what would
         | you suppose happens to nitrogen & phosphorus that had been
         | hitherto sequestered in the fish's body structure once it
         | completes its lifecycle / becomes dinner for a bigger fish?
         | Does it stay in progressively bigger fish species' biomass,
         | forever? Do the fish ordinarily migrate away from the sargassum
         | as they finish their lifecycle, depositing their bioaccumulated
         | nitrogen & phophorus elsewhere?
        
           | dflock wrote:
           | They either get eaten, or fall to the ocean floor, ~4,000m
           | down.
        
         | DoreenMichele wrote:
         | I don't know what they mean. Leaky gut is a hypothetical
         | medical condition, not officially recognized, in which the
         | intestines can absorb larger molecules than normal,
         | compromising gut health.
         | 
         | It doesn't necessarily automatically suggest diarrhea, though
         | that can be one symptom or outcome.
         | 
         | https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/22724-leaky-g...
        
           | Jeff_Brown wrote:
           | I knew an old man who had a literally leaky gut. A liquid
           | that smelled like pee somehow surfaced from his abdomen onto
           | the skin. (He wasn't peeing on himself; if he had been it
           | would have gotten other places, and it didn't.)
        
       | DoreenMichele wrote:
       | Not to suggest you shouldn't be concerned -- you absolutely
       | should be -- but please note that the language in this article
       | contains a _lot_ of qualifiers, like _could_ and _appears to._
       | 
       | They don't really know what's going on and so they don't really
       | know if this is all bad news or if there is some silver lining
       | here of some sort, such as a potential means to get rid of
       | plastics in the ocean.
       | 
       | That possibility is not unprecedented. We use petroleum-eating
       | microbes to help clean up oil spills in the ocean. Such microbes
       | are typically harmless to humans.
       | 
       | (Typically -- with the exception that people with cystic fibrosis
       | sometimes die from infection with them though normal humans
       | almost never get infected. To me, this implies people with CF
       | likely retain petroleum products, including plastics, more than
       | average.)
        
       | hirundo wrote:
       | A bacterium that can metabolize plastic, which is notoriously
       | difficult to recycle, could be a biodegrading symbiote as well as
       | a pathogen.
        
         | hinkley wrote:
         | Carrion eaters with the ability to digest plastic would help
         | tremendously. Be they pupae or vultures.
        
         | thatguy0900 wrote:
         | Would really suck to have flesh eating bacteria thriving on
         | basically everything in the world though.
        
           | aeternum wrote:
           | Organisms, especially bacteria tend to specialize, so
           | evolution towards optimized plastic eating usually means
           | evolution away from flesh eating.
           | 
           | This is how the first vaccine was invented (and why we call
           | them vaccines).
           | 
           | >the doctor took pus from the cowpox lesions on a milkmaid's
           | hands and introduced that fluid into a cut he made in the arm
           | of an 8-year-old boy named James Phipps.
           | 
           | Cowpox was sufficiently evolved away from humans and towards
           | cows that it was easy for the human immune system to fight,
           | and provides antibody protection against the much more
           | dangerous smallpox.
        
           | yes_man wrote:
           | Theres an astronomical figure of A Streptococcus bacteria on
           | the human skin, and the same bacteria is responsible for most
           | necrotizing fasciitis. But yet the disease is rare. So flesh
           | eating bacteria is already thriving all over the world, it's
           | just that infecting human tissue isn't trivial for bacteria
        
           | masklinn wrote:
           | Usually there's a limited amount of genetic material to
           | leverage.
           | 
           | If a bacteria adapts to eating plastic, you'd expect the rest
           | to start degrading as it becomes unnecessary, and can be
           | recycled to better plastic eating.
        
             | BizarroLand wrote:
             | Going to be interesting that our great grandkids will have
             | to deal with plastic rusting.
        
           | roundandround wrote:
           | Sounds like a variant on the 12 monkeys theme.
        
             | owenmarshall wrote:
             | Funny, my mind immediately went to Vonnegut.
             | 
             | > There was a sound like that of the gentle closing of a
             | portal as big as the sky, the great door of heaven being
             | closed softly. It was a grand AH-WHOOM. I opened my eyes -
             | and all the sea was ice-nine.
        
           | pas wrote:
           | finally, time to build the caves of steel!
        
         | dmbche wrote:
         | The issue here is that it is uncontrollable - it spreads easily
         | and sticks to the plastic, from my understanding. This means
         | that the side effects of the plastic eating are very
         | widespread.
         | 
         | If these bacterium are dangerous to life in the ocean, and they
         | can be moved around on plastic particulate on top of spreading
         | from fish, the implication for the oceanic ecosystem seems grim
         | to me - if not the whole biosphere.
        
         | witchesindublin wrote:
         | The article says that the bacteria uses plastic but does it
         | actually eat it?
        
           | jacobsenscott wrote:
           | Not from my reading. I think most of the commenters on this
           | are mis-reading the article.
        
           | cthalupa wrote:
           | There are some bacteria that we are aware of that eat plastic
           | - Rhodococcus ruber is probably the most prominent - but my
           | understanding is that we are not aware of any vibrio bacteria
           | that does, and that's what they're worried about in the
           | sargassum.
        
           | hirundo wrote:
           | You're right, my bad, the article only says the bacteria
           | attaches to the plastic.
        
       | phkahler wrote:
       | Hey, can we gather that blob, dry it, and burn it as fuel?
        
         | culi wrote:
         | well apparently there's a risk of having to interact with a
         | bacteria that can eat both plastic and flesh...
        
           | ajmurmann wrote:
           | I thought these just attach to plastic. Eating plastic would
           | be great news, right?
        
         | pavlov wrote:
         | Burning biomass isn't ideal when we're dealing with an
         | atmospheric CO2 crisis.
         | 
         | Maybe we should instead try to accelerate the blob's growth so
         | it would absorb more CO2.
        
           | x3874 wrote:
           | > atmospheric CO2 crisis
           | 
           | (citation needed)
        
           | gishbunker wrote:
           | Interestingly, pyrolizing biomass produces energy and solid
           | carbon that can be sequestered. So while it produces less
           | energy than burning biomass, it's energy positive and carbon
           | negative if you bury the carbon output.
           | 
           | So gathering and heating biomass as a resource isn't
           | necessarily the wrong general idea.
        
         | giarc wrote:
         | Instead can it collect it and sink it to store the carbon?
         | 
         | https://www.technologyreview.com/2021/09/19/1035889/kelp-car...
        
           | 1letterunixname wrote:
           | This. Robotic sargassum farming and harvesting, followed by
           | depositing remains in sacrificial oceanic trenches.
        
         | twelve40 wrote:
         | they do that with a fraction of it, but it's 5500 miles long
         | (twice the width of the continental US for comparison) so
         | yeah...
        
           | dylan604 wrote:
           | why is that a deterrent? just cut down into smaller size
           | chunks just like we poke the earth full of holes to leak out
           | the oil instead of sucking it out in one go.
        
             | twelve40 wrote:
             | likely because it costs a ton of money? but maybe is simply
             | hasn't occurred to anyone who lives there for the last 10
             | years
        
       | TSiege wrote:
       | A concern that's been in the back of mind for a while is, what if
       | plastic isn't as long lasting as we think? To put another way,
       | what is the carbon footprint of microorganisms evolving to eat
       | it? Are we looking at another carbon bomb?
        
         | opwieurposiu wrote:
         | About 4% of oil is used to make plastic, so even if all the
         | yearly output of plastic was converted to CO2 by microbes it
         | would not be a huge increase.
        
           | aziaziazi wrote:
           | Most organisms metabolize organic materials into methane, not
           | CO2.
           | 
           | Edit: > Direct methane emissions released to the atmosphere
           | (without burning) are about 25 times more powerful than CO2
           | in terms of their warming effect on the atmosphere.
           | 
           | https://www.epa.gov/energy/greenhouse-gases-equivalencies-
           | ca...
        
             | ajsnigrutin wrote:
             | But building a pool, throwing in plastic and bacteria could
             | be a good thing after all.
             | 
             | Then just plant some trees to convert co2 into wood, then
             | cut down the trees, make furniture, then dump furniture
             | into oceans to make new oil.
             | 
             | The circle of oil!
        
           | kube-system wrote:
           | But discarded plastic currently keeps CO2 from _all of the
           | plastic ever made_ sequestered.
        
           | pier25 wrote:
           | It might be 4% of one year, but what about all the plastic
           | produced in the last 70 years?
        
             | sbierwagen wrote:
             | Here's the graph of global plastics production:
             | https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/exports/global-
             | plastics-p...
             | 
             | It's an exponential curve. Most plastic made was made
             | relatively recently. This is less obvious in the first
             | world, where we've had consumer plastics for many decades.
             | Most growth in plastic use happens outside the US.
        
             | cthalupa wrote:
             | My understanding is that 4% number is for the oil used in
             | plastic production, which is not necessarily the amount of
             | oil sequestered in the actual plastic.
             | 
             | Conversely, I don't know if that number includes production
             | from natural gas and not just crude oil, and a lot of
             | plastic feedstock is made from it.
        
             | maxerickson wrote:
             | Yeah, it's gonna be similar in magnitude to 3 years. Not
             | excellent, but not going to make a long run difference
             | either.
             | 
             | That's without looking at estimates of plastic production,
             | but it's likely enough to be higher now than the majority
             | of the 70 years.
        
         | thsksbd wrote:
         | For all the reasons to hate plastic in the oceans, I wouldn't
         | worry about that. Think of the plastic full cycle, almost all
         | plastic comes from oil, but almost all oil goes to energy
         | production.
         | 
         | Therefore what plastic makes it into the oceans represents a
         | small fraction of the total carbon emissions.
         | 
         | Besides, it appears to take a very long time to decay,
         | significantly reducing the GHG potential of plastic
        
       | Darkphibre wrote:
       | Seems to me like the pathogen is just adapting to have a new
       | transport mechanism? Rather than it decomposing or making use of
       | microplastics.
       | 
       | Rather than attaching to seaweed, it can also stick to
       | microplastics and (hopefully) be ingested by marine wildlife. At
       | least as I read the articles.
        
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