[HN Gopher] Free Organ
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       Free Organ
        
       Author : mhb
       Score  : 88 points
       Date   : 2023-06-21 19:18 UTC (3 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (www.organclearinghouse.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (www.organclearinghouse.com)
        
       | johnea wrote:
       | What is up w/ the connection of organs to religion?
       | 
       | Couple it w/ a little glia stimulating light and you're off to
       | nirvana...
        
         | blowski wrote:
         | John Calvin would wholeheartedly agree with you.
        
       | RajT88 wrote:
       | So this must be where these things end up, after a priest wakes
       | up bleary-eyed after too much sacramental wine on the floor of
       | the church, discovering his organ has been stolen.
        
       | awayto wrote:
       | Looking at a lot of the entries, how do you even go about moving
       | these?
        
       | cj wrote:
       | Somewhat unrelated, but I found the pricing page interesting:
       | https://www.organclearinghouse.com/fees
       | 
       | > The cost of relocating, refurbishing, restoring, renovating a
       | vintage organ is typically 2/3 or 3/4 that of commissioning a new
       | organ.
       | 
       | A free organ (I suppose unsurprisingly) is very expensive.
        
         | chankstein38 wrote:
         | And the finder's fee is $2500 O_O very much not free!
        
           | asdfman123 wrote:
           | That's about the cost of paying someone for 2-4 weeks of
           | work. Seems about right for finding a new owner for an organ.
        
           | bombcar wrote:
           | $2500 is chump change for the costs involved with something
           | like this.
        
           | tgsovlerkhgsel wrote:
           | When the cost of moving/installing the organ exceeds a
           | million, it kind of puts the fee into perspective and
           | explains why they can rely on the honor system for a 2.5k
           | charge.
        
       | JoeAltmaier wrote:
       | This may be the mother of all white elephants.
        
       | throwawayai2 wrote:
       | LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER has a great set of video about removing an
       | organ from a home, and setting it up/modifying it in his place. I
       | highly recommend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PwwRR8deHk
        
         | wildrhythms wrote:
         | I deeply love this Youtube channel, and I have been following
         | his organ saga for quite a while! The initial
         | move/reinstallation was super enlightening to understand how
         | organs actually work.
        
       | vitruvius wrote:
       | This is a huge instrument; the cost of refurbishing it and
       | installing it would easily be $2M+, so the fact that it's free is
       | sort of beside the point!
        
         | bombcar wrote:
         | Or if you're a professional organ refurbisher, now you can have
         | one at home, too!
        
       | cstross wrote:
       | If the Large Hot Pipe Organ showed up on this website I'd have to
       | fight the terrible compulsion to try and find a budget for it
       | ...!
       | 
       | https://archive.org/details/iuma-large_hot_pipe_organ
       | 
       | "The Large Hot Pipe Organ is the world's only MIDI controlled,
       | propane powered explosion organ. The LHPO's pyro-acoustic
       | explodo-rhythmations will throbbatize your earholes and dance-ify
       | your booty and make you realize what "Industrial Music" REALLY
       | means!
       | 
       | "Performing live at contemporary art festivals throughout
       | Austria, Germany, Denmark, and Holland, the LHPO is an experience
       | of sound, light, heat, rhythm and fire you won't want to miss."
       | 
       | (At least it was, as of a couple of decades ago.)
        
         | jnwatson wrote:
         | When it has a walk-in airlock, you know you'll need some space.
        
         | tsunamifury wrote:
         | Wait, does Hans Zimmer use this for his percussion lines?
        
           | noizejoy wrote:
           | There's even a term for that:
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BRAAAM
        
       | shaftway wrote:
       | This is not where the GPS said we were going.
       | 
       | Similarly, if you like your nostalgia mashed up with unexpected
       | genres, it's worth trying out Organ Trail.
       | 
       | https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.hatsproduc...
        
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       | rebeccaskinner wrote:
       | Oh, musical instruments. Nevermind.
        
         | yegle wrote:
         | As someone whose first language is not English this title
         | confuses me a lot.
         | 
         | Similarly I very recently learned the name of the flute-like
         | instrument is called "recorder" :-(
        
           | schoen wrote:
           | I think most English native speakers would probably think of
           | human bodily organs before the musical instrument, without
           | context. I definitely did.
           | 
           | Apparently the multiple meanings were already present to some
           | extent as far back as Ancient Greek: https://en.wiktionary.or
           | g/wiki/%E1%BD%84%CF%81%CE%B3%CE%B1%C...
           | 
           | It's kind of like '(useful) thingy'.
           | 
           | > Similarly I very recently learned the name of the flute-
           | like instrument is called "recorder" :-(
           | 
           | That one bugged me a lot in elementary school, as I kept
           | thinking "if it's called a recorder, it should record
           | something!".
        
       | perihelions wrote:
       | - _" The organ is immense: 117 ranks, including three full-length
       | 32' voices..."_
       | 
       | Hmm, how tall is this ceiling right here... umm... maybe I can
       | bend them just a little idk
       | 
       | edit: Oh, I know: I can just stick them out the window and out
       | past the neighbors' windows above. There is no flaw in this plan
        
         | mrob wrote:
         | You actually can bend organ pipes (called "mitering"), and they
         | will still work.
         | 
         | Photo showing this:
         | https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Herschbach_%26_Girod...
         | 
         | You can even have multiple bends to snake it up and down.
        
           | ASalazarMX wrote:
           | Awesome! Now I only need to find a sensible use for a giant
           | pipe organ at home.
        
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             | perihelions wrote:
             | - _" sensible"_
             | 
             | There's no such thing as an unsensible hobby. Who could
             | even arbitrate that? Who arbitrates what the meaning of fun
             | is, for you, personally?
        
               | aae42 wrote:
               | wives
        
               | dheera wrote:
               | > Who could even arbitrate that?
               | 
               | HOAs. They should be outlawed, or at least made legally
               | non-mandatory.
        
             | tjr wrote:
             | https://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~knuth/organ.html
        
               | jll29 wrote:
               | The art of computer programming is not Donald Knuth's
               | only art to master...
               | 
               | Actually vol. 4b of TAOCP has a (combinatorial) exercise
               | about the possible configuration settings of DK's private
               | organ; I think I saw it near page 300 or so.
        
           | robocat wrote:
           | An example with bent wood pipes:
           | https://www.organclearinghouse.com/3034-zimmer-residence-
           | org...
        
           | InitialLastName wrote:
           | You can even wrap the pipe back into a tight coil and add
           | valves so the player can change the length manually[0]
           | 
           | [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_horn
        
             | BizarroLand wrote:
             | Congratulations, you have just reinvented the sousaphone
        
       | pimlottc wrote:
       | Where does it say this organ is free? There's no price listed.
       | Other organs on the same site have prices or explicitly say
       | "free".
        
         | Chilko wrote:
         | From the site: "The City of San Francisco will give the organ
         | without charge to a new owner with the stipulation that it must
         | remain intact and historically whole."
        
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       | api wrote:
       | So this means they're an organ donor?
        
       | GNOMES wrote:
       | Reminds me of a post on Reddit a few years ago about a guy with
       | an organ in his house:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7sT_FqTi6A
        
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         | bombcar wrote:
         | Here's another one: https://www-cs-
         | faculty.stanford.edu/~knuth/organ.html [1]
         | 
         | [1] Famous for other works in Mad Magazine, mainly
        
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