[HN Gopher] A bejeweled prayer book has been identified as belon...
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       A bejeweled prayer book has been identified as belonging to Thomas
       Cromwell
        
       Author : pepys
       Score  : 64 points
       Date   : 2023-06-22 19:49 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | civilitty wrote:
       | Man that rendering of Hans Holbein the Younger's portrait of
       | Thomas Cromwell is god-awful.
       | 
       | I saw it in person as a kid in the Frick Collection in NY hanging
       | opposite Holbein's portrait of Thomas More and they completely
       | changed how I looked at art. In person the portraits look
       | downright photorealistic and when you get close to them, the
       | detail is staggering, down to the stubble on More's face.
       | 
       | The photo in TFA looks nothing like I remember it. I wouldn't be
       | surprised if RGB were inadequate in representing the colors,
       | especially with proper museum lighting.
        
         | ericbarrett wrote:
         | Holbein was a master, head and shoulders above most of his
         | contemporaries. Kunstmuseum Basel has the largest collection of
         | his paintings and it's on my bucket list.
        
       | sedatk wrote:
       | I read it as Bejeweled Player Book first, and got confused.
        
       | n1b0m wrote:
       | He was one interesting dude. He could speak Italian which was a
       | really exceptional thing to do. England is on the edge of Europe,
       | quite provincial, not in great power. To go to Italy was to put
       | yourself right in the centre of European culture. Especially
       | Florence, where Cromwell ended up, was the epicentre of
       | civilisation and culture.
       | 
       | So he learned Italian and came back to England in his twenties;
       | extremely well educated, not just speaking Italian but a bit of
       | German a bit of Spanish, fluent French and also reading Latin,
       | which was crucial at that period. But Italian ended up being his
       | passport into the eventual public life.
        
         | Jarwain wrote:
         | What would the modern day's equivalent of Florence be?
        
           | detourdog wrote:
           | The internet it has eliminated the notion of location.
        
         | goodbyesf wrote:
         | I think you are way overestimating 1600s florence and
         | underestimating 1600s england.
         | 
         | > England is on the edge of Europe, quite provincial, not in
         | great power.
         | 
         | We are talking 1600s england, not 600s england. During
         | Cromwell's time, england was easily a major european power
         | settling colonies in the new world. Far more powerful and far
         | more important that italian city-states like florence.
         | 
         | > To go to Italy was to put yourself right in the centre of
         | European culture
         | 
         | By the time cromwell was born, the italian renaissance was a
         | distant memory. Shakespeare was the one advancing european
         | culture, not dante.
         | 
         | > Especially Florence, where Cromwell ended up, was the
         | epicentre of civilisation and culture.
         | 
         | No. The epicenter of civilization and culture moved west and
         | north of florence by cromwell's time. Spain, France,
         | Netherlands, England, etc were the new drivers of european
         | civilization. Not florence, not italy.
         | 
         | > not just speaking Italian but a bit of German a bit of
         | Spanish, fluent French and also reading Latin,
         | 
         | Pretty much what most educated europeans could do.
        
           | vondur wrote:
           | Thomas Cromwell was active in English high politics during
           | the 1530's to 1540's. I believe England was just beginning to
           | become a European power at that time. Maybe you are thinking
           | of Oliver Cromwell?
        
         | codeulike wrote:
         | The way Wolf Hall tells the story, he also learned about
         | bookkeeping/banking in Italy which combined with his (later?)
         | legal training let him run rings around the other powerful
         | public figures of the time.
         | 
         | Wolf Hall is worth reading for many reasons but one of the
         | interesting/unusual aspects of the novel is that its kindof
         | answering 'what would happen if a smart fairly ruthless person
         | with fairly modern legal/administative/finance skills was sent
         | back in time 500 years'
        
         | seanhunter wrote:
         | That's the origin of the famous quote where Thomas More said of
         | Cromwell that he was so clever and resourceful that if you
         | locked him in prison and came back a few weeks later he'd be
         | living like a king and all his jailers would owe him money.
        
         | mistrial9 wrote:
         | the English Wikipedia article is not shy about some of those
         | "Italian" influences ! He was eventually executed for political
         | reasons, as the article says.
        
         | SideburnsOfDoom wrote:
         | Everything that I know about Thomas Cromwell, I know from
         | Hilary Mantel's excellent book _Wolf Hall_ , and from the
         | sequels.
        
           | ojbyrne wrote:
           | And the TV show.
        
             | SideburnsOfDoom wrote:
             | I haven't seen those, not sure how well they could capture
             | the books.
        
               | nwatson wrote:
               | Wolf Hall is about the best TV I've seen ...
               | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_Hall_(TV_series)
               | 
               | "I, Claudius" and "Breaking Bad" and "Better Call Saul"
               | are in the same league.
        
               | seanhunter wrote:
               | They are surprisingly excellent (and I say that as
               | someone who loves the books and usually hates
               | adaptations) not least because the cast (in particular
               | Mark Rylance) are fantastic.
               | 
               | As an aside, for anyone who gets the chance to see Mark
               | Rylance in theatre in particular I would say take it if
               | you possibly can. I've seen him a few times and he has
               | been absolutely staggeringly good every time.
        
           | pklausler wrote:
           | It is regrettable that Mantel did not survive to see this
           | artifact.
        
           | valarauko wrote:
           | My recollection of the books is a bit rusty, but I think he
           | also spoke Welsh (his brother-in-law's family was Welsh) and
           | maybe Dutch as well? The Netherlands were the main market for
           | English wool, and were the nursery of early English
           | Protestantism (like Cromwell himself).
        
             | SideburnsOfDoom wrote:
             | In the books that is correct. In actual history, I do not
             | know.
        
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       | zitterbewegung wrote:
       | This is cromulent.
        
       | frereubu wrote:
       | There's a reasonable amount of confusion in the comments between
       | Thomas and Oliver Cromwell.
       | 
       | Thomas Cromwell (1485 - 1540), who this article is about, was a
       | relatively cosmopolitan man and chief minister to Henry VIII
       | before being beheaded.
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Cromwell
       | 
       | Oliver Cromwell (1599 - 1658) was a puritan Christian anti-
       | monarchist who had Charles I executed after the English Civil War
       | and ruled as Lord Protector afterwards.
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Cromwell
       | 
       | (I am not a historian and encourage you to read the Wikipedia
       | articles rather than relying on my very brief summaries!)
        
         | crisismeerkat wrote:
         | Oliver Cromwell was also beheaded, posthumously.
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Cromwell%27s_head
        
       | ubermonkey wrote:
       | This is a great place to note how stellar WOLF HALL and its
       | sequels are. They make his life really accessible, even if it is
       | a fictionalized account of real events.
        
         | billfruit wrote:
         | I think Wolf Hall is rather over rated. It sort of projects
         | quite a bit of modern sensibilities into people living in those
         | times. It is also very sparse, in the sense it doesn't catch
         | very much of the mannerisms of speech etc or even the physical
         | details, flavour of of the times of things.
        
           | karaterobot wrote:
           | Counteranecdote: I'm pretty sensitive to anachronisms in
           | historical depictions, and thought _Wolf Hall_ was pretty
           | darned good about situating itself in what felt like a
           | reasonable facsimile of the 16th century. I mean, we can 't
           | know what people thought, or how. But, I don't recall any red
           | flags offhand.
        
         | rcktmrtn wrote:
         | Of course it's worth mentioning that he's also depicted
         | prominently in "A Man for all Seasons" of which "Wolf Hall" was
         | created as a foil.
        
       | autoexec wrote:
       | Funny since the God he prayed to would have told him to pry those
       | fancy jewels out, sell them, and give the money to the poor.
        
         | nsajko wrote:
         | How to become an authority on gods?
        
           | autoexec wrote:
           | Well, I'm certainly no theologian, I just grew up in a
           | christian household and according to scripture Jesus was
           | neither shy or subtle about his views on wealth and greed. He
           | returned to it again and again and again. It was clearly a
           | pretty big deal to the guy.
           | 
           | A jewel encrusted prayer book is basically "Tell me you're a
           | hypocrite without telling me you're a hypocrite"
        
           | bloomingeek wrote:
           | This is a terrible question, one doesn't become an authority
           | about gods. One reads about the so called actions/demands of
           | gods. Maybe you were being sarcastic?
        
           | swayvil wrote:
           | 1) locate gods.
           | 
           | 2) observe them intensely.
        
         | mjfl wrote:
         | the Puritans agreed with you, a century or so later.
        
         | neaden wrote:
         | I mean, if we're talking about the things Cromwell did wrong in
         | life I'd put this pretty far down the list below all the mass
         | murder.
        
           | ajtulloch wrote:
           | You're probably thinking of
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Cromwell and not
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Cromwell.
        
         | swayvil wrote:
         | Maybe it was a gift from a close friend.
         | 
         | Can't be gouging up the gift. The friend would get upset.
         | 
         | Maybe a powerful friend. A patron.
         | 
         | Gotta keep the gift nice to stay in good graces.
         | 
         | Maybe it was part of his costume. Something to wag and fondle
         | at aristocratic gatherings.
         | 
         | Appearances are important.
        
         | tines wrote:
         | Yeah, I don't envision Jesus having a jewel-encrusted anything.
        
           | southwesterly wrote:
           | "That's the cup of a carpenter."
        
           | nulbyte wrote:
           | I don't think it's so cut and dry. A woman once washed his
           | feet with expensive perfume. He then derided the man who
           | scolded her for not selling it and giving the money to the
           | poor.
        
             | autoexec wrote:
             | The disciples were upset by the waste because Jesus had a
             | pretty clear and consistent message on wealth. Jesus didn't
             | tell them they were wrong about his message either, seems
             | like he just didn't like that they were being dicks to the
             | woman, didn't want her turned into a villain, and he went
             | out of his way to say she would be remembered for her
             | actions which were directly serving him.
             | 
             | > While Jesus was in Bethany in the home of Simon the
             | Leper, a woman came to him with an alabaster jar of very
             | expensive perfume, which she poured on his head as he was
             | reclining at the table. When the disciples saw this, they
             | were indignant. "Why this waste?" they asked. "This perfume
             | could have been sold at a high price and the money given to
             | the poor." Aware of this, Jesus said to them, "Why are you
             | bothering this woman? She has done a beautiful thing to me.
             | The poor you will always have with you, but you will not
             | always have me. When she poured this perfume on my body,
             | she did it to prepare me for burial. Truly I tell you,
             | wherever this gospel is preached throughout the world, what
             | she has done will also be told, in memory of her."
             | 
             | Hearing the story as a kid though, I kind of suspected it
             | was really just Jesus saying: "I'm literally about to die
             | for you assholes ffs, can you guys lay off for 5 minutes
             | and just let me have this one nice thing!"
        
               | xen2xen1 wrote:
               | I've heard a few sermons that said the effect of the
               | perfume might have lasted until his crucifixion, and
               | might literally have been the one pleasant part of his
               | execution and death. The other part, if you read the
               | scriptures closely, Jesus generally treated the
               | individual as a person first, and a problem (win) second,
               | so the disciples being dicks to her wasn't something he'd
               | be cool with. And he tended not to correct the individual
               | in a group setting.
        
         | sorokod wrote:
         | Perhaps your confidence in what god would have told a 14th
         | century practicing christian is misplaced?
        
         | codeulike wrote:
         | Not an expert but my reading of the article is that the Book of
         | Hours/Hardouyn Hours was a Catholic prayer book in Latin and
         | Thomas Cromwell was a secret sortof proto-Protestant who had
         | illegal copies of the english translated Tyndale Bible hidden
         | at his home. So the jewel encrusted latin prayer book might
         | have been a cover story of a sort. As in, I don't think the
         | prayer book in the famous painting reflected his actual
         | (hidden, illegal) religous beliefs.
        
       | Simon_O_Rourke wrote:
       | Brendan Behan had a few things to say about Cromwell's legacy,
       | including this classy piece of doggerel
       | 
       | "Don't speak of your Protestant minister, Nor of his church
       | without meaning or faith, For the foundation stone of his temple
       | Was the bollocks of Henry VIII"
        
         | olddustytrail wrote:
         | I believe he was making a mischievous translation of a Gaelic
         | text. So I think it's worth mentioning that, although I'm not
         | too familiar with Irish Gaelic, in Scottish Gaelic the word
         | "clach" means "stone" but is also the common word for
         | "testicle".
         | 
         | If it's the same in Irish it may be a bit of bilingual punnery.
        
         | cafard wrote:
         | Behan may have been talking about Oliver Cromwell, who I think
         | figured much larger as an object of execration among the Irish.
         | But, hey, my surname looks Dutch, so don't ask me.
         | 
         | My recollection of _Borstal Boy_ was that the doggerel you
         | quote was an ad-hoc translation from Irish.
        
           | gilleain wrote:
           | Given the reference to Henry VIII's bollocks, it is certainly
           | Thomas, not Oliver.
           | 
           | Thomas Cromwell oversaw the founding of the Anglican Church,
           | partly to satisfy Henry's need for a legitimate male heir.
        
             | cafard wrote:
             | Ah, but I don't think the rhymes Behan translated had
             | anything in particular do with either Cromwell, save
             | (remotely) by way of TC's agency in the new church.
        
       | optimalsolver wrote:
       | For an interesting read, check out Cromwell's letter to Henry
       | VIII from the Tower of London while he was awaiting execution:
       | 
       | https://carolineangus.com/thomas-cromwells-letters/thomas-cr...
        
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